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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:24,920 We're agreed - whatever we do, let's make sure Dad doesn't find out tomorrow is... 2 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,640 Valentine's! My favourite feast day! 3 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:33,320 And I've put in a special order for a flavoursome female. 4 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,040 Oh! 5 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,480 And she has arrived early, Master! 6 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,840 Renfield, I asked for a delectable lady, 7 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,240 not a pox-ridden gnome in a wig! 8 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,080 Waargh! 9 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:52,120 Dad, remember the rules - no biting. 10 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,640 Oh, come on, Vladdy! It's Valentine's, and I'm feeling lucky. 11 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,800 You'll have to be in your condition. 12 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,520 I mean, how long is it since you last bit a breather? 13 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,360 Well, it's been, er... 14 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,040 Well, I mean, er... 15 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,880 Exactly! I bet you couldn't even bite Mrs Branagh! 16 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,840 That ready meal? I could have her warmed up in seconds. 17 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:14,600 - And any other woman in this village, for that matter! - Yeah, yeah(!) 18 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,000 You're all mouth and no fangs. 19 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,720 - You dare to challenge the Prince of Darkness?! - And? 20 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:27,040 Nice one, Ingrid(!) 21 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,960 So, 22 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:37,400 Operation Valentine's. And remember, not a word to your... 23 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,880 Gonna get that right if you keep doing that. That's good. Ooh, yeah! 24 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,640 Mmm! 25 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,320 Maybe we should hold off for a while? 26 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,920 Mum only moved back in was because we promised we'd given up slaying. 27 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:58,040 Tomorrow's Valentine's Day! Or "Bag A Breather Day", as vampires call it. 28 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,960 And I saw the way he looked at your mum. I'm certain she's in danger. 29 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,200 I thought you'd let this vampire thing go. 30 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,360 Right, I'm off to work. 31 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,280 Oh, Graham, 32 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:25,160 - stick this in the post for me, will you? - Ah, yes - Valentine's tomorrow! 33 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,840 Oh, it's not for you! 34 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,680 It's for Mr Count. 35 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,480 Poor thing, stuck in the castle all on his own. 36 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,040 You mean you fancy him? 37 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,640 Of course not, you big softie! 38 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:40,640 - I mean, I don't fancy Ian, Paul or Robin but I send them a Valentine's card each year. - Oh, what?! 39 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,160 You mean you're my secret admirer? 40 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,640 What, you really thought somebody out there liked you? 41 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:51,080 Actually, freak-boy, somebody does. And I'm taking her to the Valentine's Ball. 42 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,760 No way! I've got a date as well! 43 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,000 - Nice one. - Come on, then. 44 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 - Who are the lucky girls? - Ingrid. 45 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,720 Hey, Ingrid, what's going on? 46 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:07,200 We can't all be going to the Valentine's Ball with you. 47 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:12,000 Exactly. So I've decided to charge everybody ?5 and pull a name out of a hat. 48 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,760 Great! I'm in! 49 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:18,120 So you really think my mum might be in danger? Again! 50 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:24,080 - Valentine's Day brings out the worst in my dad. - And everyone else. It's a load of rubbish if you ask me. 51 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,680 Fools! There's no way I'm falling for it. 52 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,040 Hey, it's my first day here. 53 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,120 Could you show me the way to reception? 54 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:42,160 I'll teach Ingrid to call me "all mouth and no fangs"! Ha! 55 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:46,720 You can't let her get away with that, Master. Have you got a plan? 56 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,920 Of course! I am Count Dracula! 57 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,720 Ladies fall at my feet. 58 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,240 And if they don't... 59 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,160 ..then I'll make them! 60 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:03,120 375, 380, 385! 61 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,800 That's every boy except one. 62 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:12,200 - Come on, then! Who's forgotten to buy their tickets? - Will Clark. 63 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,840 Will Clark?! 64 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,360 Never heard of him! What does he look like? 65 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,320 Me. 66 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:23,160 Look, do you want to go to the ball with me or not? 67 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:26,480 Nah, ain't really my thing. 68 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:30,240 - Yeah, well, me neither. - Yeah, well, you better give these 69 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,320 - guys back their money then. - No, wait! 70 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,960 I am going to the ball really! 71 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:43,200 You have no idea who you're messing with - mortal! 72 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,520 So does that mean we've still got a chance? 73 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,640 Yeah! 74 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:55,560 "Le Trappe Pour Vampire". 75 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:59,840 My very own irresistible perfume! 76 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,600 More poodle. 77 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,720 More grown-man's tears. 78 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,360 And finally 79 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:20,400 for that secret ingredient, the one that few women can resist... 80 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,440 ..chocolate. 81 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,040 Right. 82 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:42,000 Time to turn on the Dracula charm! 83 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,320 - Robin, you...! - Sorry. 84 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,560 So, are you going to the Valentine's ball tomorrow? 85 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,400 As if. Who would I meet in this dump? 86 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,880 You never know, you could meet the man of your dreams. 87 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,520 - Are you a footballer? - No. 88 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,000 - Are you famous? - No. - Do you live in a castle? 89 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,800 Well, no, but I have got... 90 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,080 Actually I do live in a castle. 91 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,480 When I'm not in my LA crib, innit? 92 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,560 Hi. I'm Delila! 93 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,080 Sweet. 94 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,480 Right then, 95 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,000 where were we? 96 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,840 Dad, you have got Mum a Valentine's present for tomorrow? 97 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:45,080 Yes! I'm going to protect her from a blood-sucking vampire! 98 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,480 - We can get into the castle... - Right, well, I'm gonna order some 99 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,960 - chocolates. - Just... 100 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,800 Wait, wait! What about the plan? 101 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,560 Thanks! 102 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,680 - Safe, Ingrid! - No-one is "safe". 103 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:24,960 And no-one makes me look... 104 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,560 Makes me look... 105 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:42,760 Ingrid? Are you all right? 106 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,200 No! 107 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,280 GLOBE CRASHES 108 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,680 - Woa! What just happened? - Nothing! 109 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,480 Nothing happened, all right! 110 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,080 Yeah, whatever. 111 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,120 OK. 112 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,120 Wow! This place must be worth a fortune. 113 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,000 - Yeah, well, thanks for seeing me home. - What?! 114 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,120 You're not going to ask me in? 115 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:14,000 Oh, I've, er... I've left my keys at school. 116 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,320 Yeah, I know. We better just be going. Brilliant! 117 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:21,240 Hey! Automatic doors - that's posh! 118 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,160 This room would make such a good gym. 119 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,440 We'd have to get rid of that fireplace, of course. 120 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:41,840 And clear out all this antique rubbish. 121 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:48,000 Erm, the thing is, my erm...dad will be sleeping and it's not a good idea to wake him. 122 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,400 Ruff! Ruff! Stranger danger! 123 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,840 Oh, that is really cute! Hello! 124 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,320 I'm bored of it. How do you switch it off? 125 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:08,280 - Ow! Madam, that is not a button! - Who's there? 126 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:13,880 - Just me, Dad! - Dad? - Hi, Vlad! 127 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:17,520 This is Delila, my girlfriend. 128 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,520 Delila? 129 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,840 So, it's up to the castle, slay the Count and 130 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:29,520 complete Operation Valentine's - all before your mum gets back. 131 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,600 Surprise! 132 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,280 I thought we'd have a family night in. 133 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,120 Yeah! 134 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,720 We'll, er...cook dinner? 135 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,240 Mission aborted. 136 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,520 Wotcha! 137 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,960 How does this sun bed work, then? 138 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,480 Allow me to demonstrate. 139 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,880 Dad, no! 140 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,520 Oi! 141 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,880 That's Delila. She's a friend from school. 142 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:09,200 And already you've got her into a coffin? You dark horse! Oh, Vlad, 143 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,520 remember the rules - 144 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,040 no biting! 145 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,160 Your dad's cool. Is he a rock star? 146 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,440 I think it's time you left. 147 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,680 Welcome to the Vampire Helpline. 148 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,120 If you are losing your fangs, say one. 149 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,640 If you can't stand the sight of blood, say two. 150 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,640 - If you are unable to achieve hypnosis, say... - Three! 151 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,040 - Has this ever happened before? - No. 152 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,320 - Are you feeling stressed? - No. 153 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:46,360 - Is the breather in question attractive? - Well, sort of. But I don't see how that's relevant. 154 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,320 I'm sorry I did not understand your answer. 155 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:55,840 - Is the breather in question attractive? - Yes! - Does lighting flicker in their presence? 156 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,160 Duh! You're in love with a breather. 157 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,880 What?! I am not in love with a breather! 158 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,840 SHE SCREAMS IN RAGE 159 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:08,360 I must say, I was very impressed with your young lady earlier. 160 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:12,960 You certainly are a chip off the old fang. 161 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,320 Delila is Robin's girlfriend, not mine. 162 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,400 Then crush him! Steal her away! 163 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,160 Dad! I can't make her like me, can I? 164 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:25,200 Ah, you'd be surprised what we vampires can do. 165 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:29,080 "Le Trappe Pour Vampire". 166 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,760 Guaranteed to make even the most hideous louse irresistible. 167 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,720 That's scary! 168 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,480 It's also cheating. 169 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,880 You're not gonna use this on Mrs Branagh, are you? 170 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,280 - Oh, I promise you the Branagh woman is quite safe. - You promise! 171 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,680 Vampire's honour! 172 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,960 Cross my cold, unbeating heart. 173 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,280 COCK CROWS 174 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:13,280 Ah, Valentine's Day at last! 175 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,200 Time to "Bag a Breather"! 176 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,120 What's going on? 177 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,440 Sorry, Dad, I just can't trust you. 178 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,800 But I gave you my word! 179 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,880 - Exactly. - Vladimir? 180 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,400 Let me out immediately! 181 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,880 Renfield! 182 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,760 I can't help you, Master! 183 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,440 I'm locked in the chest! 184 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,000 BANGING 185 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,880 FURIOUS BANGING 186 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,680 Let me out, you traitor! 187 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,800 - Dad? - Nosferatu! 188 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,080 What you doing? 189 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:17,600 Shhh, I'm guarding your mum. It's Valentine's Day and she's a prime 190 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:21,160 target. There's no way I'm letting her out of my sight! 191 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,920 Morning! 192 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,240 - Just been for a run up at the castle. - The castle?! 193 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,920 Yes, the castle! 194 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,480 And, look, I wasn't bitten once! 195 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,040 CAR DRAWS UP 196 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,680 Delivery for Mina Van Helsing. 197 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,480 Oooh! Thank you! 198 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,120 I wonder who these could be from. 199 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,800 Eh, Dad? 200 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,520 The Count! Of course! 201 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,040 Good thinking, Jonno! It could be a human heart! 202 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,800 Or a blood bomb! Or... 203 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,520 maybe it's even the Count himself! 204 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:02,360 - Die! Die! - Or maybe it's the chocolates you ordered! 205 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,360 Happy Valentine's Day? 206 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,880 Thanks. 207 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,520 Robin! 208 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,000 Oh, hey, Vlad. I, er, can't stop, I'm... 209 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,000 - Meeting your girlfriend? - Yeah. 210 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,200 - Look, about pretending I lived in the castle... - Don't worry. All's fair in love and war, eh? 211 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,360 Exactly! So we're still friends? 212 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,000 Friends. 213 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,120 So, yeah, it's actually me who lives in a castle. 214 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,680 - But I'm sure you still want to go out with Robin, so... - Delila! 215 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,360 Hiya, Robin! 216 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,200 You're dumped! And, yes, Vlad, I would love 217 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,440 to go to the ball with you. See ya! 218 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,320 Somebody loves you. 219 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,840 Don't know why. 220 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,640 Arrrrrgh! 221 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:53,640 It's all right, they're only rats. 222 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,160 Only rats?! 223 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,040 What do you want, snakes with flick knives? 224 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,200 It's for me? Oh, I'm touched. 225 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:05,160 Touched?! You're supposed to be scared witless! 226 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,680 See you at the ball later. 227 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:14,280 - I thought you weren't going to the ball. - Yeah, well I... changed my mind. - Tough! 228 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:18,240 The ball's cancelled. Rat infestation. 229 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,320 EVERYONE SCREAMS 230 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,680 - Well, thanks a lot. I had a date with Delila! - Aww! 231 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,120 Have I ruined your evening? 232 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,160 - Bonus. Anyway, I thought you'd be guarding Dad? - Don't worry, 233 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,880 Dad's going nowhere. 234 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,680 Ah, Vlad, Ingrid. 235 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,280 Now, there's no need to worry, your father got himself locked in a... 236 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,840 What was it again? 237 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,560 I hypnotised her so she wouldn't remember. 238 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:09,600 I'm so lucky Elizabeth happened to drop by. 239 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,360 No, I'm the lucky one, Mr Count. Thanks again for letting me hold 240 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,840 the ball here tonight. Isn't it exciting? 241 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,960 Robin, I can't believe you're letting our whole family go up there 242 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,160 - again! - Chloe, it's a school disco. 243 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,600 In a vampire's castle! 244 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,200 Come on, you two, glad rags on! 245 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,960 There is no way I'm going to that Valentine's ball! 246 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,000 I don't think she got many cards. 247 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,920 LOUD MUSIC THUMPS 248 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,160 Doesn't it look beautiful? 249 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,120 Mmm. Lovely. 250 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,480 I can't believe we have to be here. 251 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:19,120 Well, you are a teacher, Eric. And this is the school ball. 252 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,120 - The least you can do is be civil. - Ah! 253 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,080 What a delightful surprise! 254 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,480 This way for drinks and...nibbles. 255 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,520 Whatever you do, don't take your eyes off your mum. 256 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,680 All set for your date with my girlfriend? 257 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,280 - She's my girlfriend! - Only cos you cheated! 258 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,120 At least now she'll know the truth. 259 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,280 Oh, so you've told her you're a vampire, then? 260 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,160 Well, I can't tell her that, can I? 261 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,680 Vladimir! Where is my bottle of 'Le Trappe'? 262 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,040 And don't even think about lying! 263 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:08,160 - I threw it away. - What? The whole lot?! But I haven't used a drop of it yet! 264 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,600 - Why? - Well, because, you're the Prince of Darkness? 265 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,400 You don't need some cheap perfume. 266 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,280 Well, I suppose I am pretty irresistible, yes. 267 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,880 You're right, Vladdy. 268 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:24,400 Last one to the dance floor is a loveless louse! Ha, ha! 269 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,760 MUSIC TEMPO SLOWS 270 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,960 MUSIC STOPS 271 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:48,040 Ladies and...Lordies, please find your Valentine 272 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:53,960 for our traditional Transylvanian maypole dance! 273 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:11,120 TRANSYLVANIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYS 274 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:55,520 So it turns out Delila didn't fancy either of us. 275 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,800 Not yet, she doesn't. 276 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,440 Vlad! 277 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,120 Let's do it! 278 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,320 Careful, this is really strong stuff. 279 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,080 Great! Now look what you've done! 280 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,880 Hey, boys. 281 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,080 Hey! 282 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,720 GIRLS SCREAM 283 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,680 Come on, ladies - one at a time, please. 284 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,120 Takes after his father, that one. 285 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,200 Mina! 286 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,760 Run! 287 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,280 Lonely 288 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,480 That was my name 289 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:28,480 Until I hit this town 290 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:33,400 My loves were hand-me-downs 291 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,920 Lonely 292 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,200 That was my game 293 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:46,440 Now... 294 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,120 - What are we doing here? - We need to find an antidote, quickly! 295 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,640 If only I'd learned to fart at will! 296 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,160 - What? - Well, that normally gets rid of Chloe. 297 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,920 That's it! 298 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,720 We just need to find the right smell! 299 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,520 Hurry up! 300 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,800 All right. Er... Cat food? 301 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,040 Monkey droppings? Rotten eggs? Which one? 302 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,240 Just mix them all together! 303 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,600 Come on Vlad, faster! 304 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,040 Hurry up! 305 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,280 ALL: Urgh! 306 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,600 You two are such losers! 307 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,960 Let's never argue over a girl again. 308 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,360 Deal. 309 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,560 Where is she? 310 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,640 HE GAGS 311 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,720 I have a little Valentine's gift for you. 312 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:23,120 Sorry about the spelling, I had Renfield carve it. 313 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:27,600 Now it's time for my Valentine gift. 314 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,720 - Room service! - Yes, yes. Now go away! 315 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,440 Where am I? 316 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,560 Well, hello. 317 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,880 No, no, no! Renfield! 318 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,760 Hey, Ingrid. 319 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,760 - You've got some choc... - You are so transparent! 320 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,720 Dancing with that bubble-brained wannabe in a pathetic 321 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,600 attempt to make me jealous! 322 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,040 It worked then? 323 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,520 Boys! 324 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,400 Mina! 325 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,160 - Mum! - Go away! 326 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,760 What have you done with her?! 327 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,080 Nothing. She ran off with that cockroach Renfield. 328 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,440 You're gonna pay for this... 329 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,680 Did you say Renfield?! 330 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:49,040 I'd rather not talk about it right now. 331 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,920 HE SNIFFS 332 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:59,200 Oh, you are so adorable! 333 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,560 No, I'm not! Get off me! 334 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,120 Mina! 335 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,920 Eric, isn't he handsome? 336 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,080 Urgh! 337 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,680 It's all right, darling. You're safe. Safe, safe. 338 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,480 - Eric, what have you done? - Saved you from a vampire! 339 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,560 I knew you'd have to cause trouble. You just couldn't help yourself, could you? 340 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,520 I've never seen Ingrid look so... 341 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,240 happy. 342 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,920 EXPLOSION, EVERYONE SCREAMS 343 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,840 Everyone, outside now! 344 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,240 SHE SQUEALS 345 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:29,440 Now that is more like it. 346 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,280 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Limited 347 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,120 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk 348 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:37,720 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25423

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