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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,280 And so the sweet young princess was bitten 2 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,320 and the evil vampire lived happily ever after. 3 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,480 Dad, I'm too old for stories! 4 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,400 And I'm too young to be sleeping in a coffin! 5 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,120 You're never too young to learn good habits. 6 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:34,280 Now, it may seem a bit dark and scary at first, but don't worry, 7 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,640 Daddy's here to nail you in. 8 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,440 But I won't be able to breathe! 9 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,680 Breathe?! 10 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:45,680 - You're a vampire, Vladdy! - Not yet I'm not! 11 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,600 Oh, it's best if you keep your mouth shut. 12 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,320 - Otherwise you may get worms crawling in. - Worms?! 13 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,000 What's going on? 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,160 It sounds like you're in pain. Can I watch? 15 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:00,400 Yeah come in, the more the merrier. Dad's just nailing me into a coffin. 16 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,800 Oh, typical! I'm nearly 16! How come I don't get my own coffin? 17 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:09,000 There's a perfectly good reason, Ingrid. 18 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,840 You're a girl! 19 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:15,480 Now, son, I shall leave you to enjoy your new coffin. 20 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,560 I have some midnight hunting to do. 21 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,160 Off to nibble some sheep again, are we, Daddy? 22 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,920 Sheep?! 23 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,880 How dare you?! 24 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,640 I am the Prince Of Darkness! 25 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,600 Well, just make sure the farmer doesn't catch you this time. 26 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,560 Blood and garlic! Bat alert! The vampire is in the air! 27 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,240 Go! Go! Go! SIREN BLARES 28 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,600 Dad? 29 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,320 Let's just finish this game first. 30 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,280 Hey, I've got a double word score! 31 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,200 We've been waiting for this all night. 32 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:09,720 - Now you'd rather play Scrabble? - Cuckoo! - Yeah, you said it. Loopy! 33 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,720 No, "cuckoo". Look. 34 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,400 I'm catching up. 35 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,760 Chicken. 36 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,000 I win. 37 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:34,600 Behold! Morning has broken but young Vladimir sleeps, 38 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,200 away from sunlight's... 39 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,360 scorching glare. 40 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,800 Oh, thank you, Master! 41 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,680 I'll knit something...small. 42 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:56,960 Inside this coffin there lies a true vampire! 43 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,360 Vladimir! 44 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,520 - Wah! - What is this thing? 45 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,440 That thing? I've never seen it before in my life! Mr Cuddles! 46 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,760 Oh, so it's Mr Cuddles now is it?! 47 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:15,680 - I don't normally sleep with him. - Was poor little Vladdy-waddy lonely? 48 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,040 - You're supposed to be my son and heir! - I never chose to be! 49 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:25,800 - Right! - Take it out on the monkey, why don't you! 50 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:32,760 Lock up your teddies! They'll be scared of you now. 51 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,960 - Mum? - Magda! 52 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:39,400 Hello, darlings. Or should I say, congratulations, Daddy? 53 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,760 Mum's pregnant. How did this happen? 54 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,680 Well, when a mummy and daddy 55 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:55,160 love each other, they make a special wish for a baby. 56 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,560 Yes, but mummy doesn't love daddy. 57 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,440 - She loves Patrick. - Here we are! 58 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:05,400 Boys Names for the Modern Vampyre, published 1254 AD. 59 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,720 Now, let's see... 60 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,080 Attilla, 61 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,520 Genghis... 62 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,440 Barry. 63 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,920 You do realise it could be a girl? 64 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:27,040 - What? It's not an egg-dropper is it, darling? - Of course not. 65 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,200 He'll be all man, like his father. 66 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,440 There's life in the old dog yet! 67 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,360 Talking of dogs, how's Patrick? 68 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,440 Patrick? 69 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,520 Yeah, you know, Patrick, the werewolf. 70 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,800 Tall, dark and hairy. Patrick. 71 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:49,240 - Vladimir, we do not say that name in this castle. - What, Patrick? 72 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,360 Argh! 73 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,760 Idiot. 74 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,120 Robin! 75 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,560 - Have you seen this? - Robin! 76 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,840 "Farmers lock up their livestock 77 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,280 "due to spate of animal bitings"? 78 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,920 Someone's been biting animals? 79 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,240 No. It's made up, silly. 80 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:19,000 You don't really think there's some nutter nibbling sheep, do you? 81 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,440 - Baaa! - Baaa! - Baaa! 82 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:30,520 I mean, biting humans I can understand, 83 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,960 but poor innocent animals. 84 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:36,320 - What's up with you? - Mum and Dad are having a baby. 85 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,360 Magda? 86 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,880 That's great news, isn't it? 87 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,160 Bringing another vampire into the world? 88 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,680 Another merciless, blood-sucking monster. 89 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:49,320 Or he could be a bit of a boring one, like you? 90 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,600 Thanks. I knew you'd cheer me up. 91 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,800 Dad? 92 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,360 Hey..Jonathan. 93 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,720 Is that a coffin? 94 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,560 Yes! 95 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,280 - Got a problem with that? - No. 96 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,080 I mean, yes! 97 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,760 And you won't get away with it, you beautiful freak! 98 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,440 Let's go. 99 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:27,440 Oh, that's right, run away at the first sign of trouble! 100 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,480 All I want is a coffin. 101 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,480 Is that too much to ask? 102 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:36,120 Erm, Ingrid, it's none of our business, but... 103 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,800 - You're not dying are you? - Dying? Me? 104 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:47,000 Well, I don't expect I'll be doing much breathing 105 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 after my 16th birthday. 106 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,760 Oh, Ingrid. 107 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,960 And what is this? 108 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,880 Your lunch, mistress. 109 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,840 Do you want it shaved or au naturel? 110 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:07,200 - Is this a joke? - Well, the master's become quite partial. 111 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,120 The master isn't pregnant! 112 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,920 I need blood. 113 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,240 Human blood! 114 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,920 No! 115 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,400 No, mistress Magda, please! 116 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,480 I'm saving myself for my master. 117 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,160 Oh! 118 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,920 I could have a wipe down? 119 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,120 Jono, can't this wait? 120 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,120 No! This is urgent slaying business! 121 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:43,040 Slaying? Look, maybe, maybe we need some time off. 122 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,360 It's not as if the vampires are up to much, is it? 123 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,800 No, apart from building coffins in your woodwork room! 124 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,440 Rubbish! 125 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,160 All right then, Sherlock. 126 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,680 What's this? 127 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,760 That...is a... 128 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,640 designer coffee table, 129 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:04,320 with a convenient shaped body space underneath. 130 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,600 Dad, they're making us look stupid. Now either we slay 131 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,000 or we pay. You decide! 132 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:17,880 They love me, they love me, they love me, they really love me. 133 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,320 "Ingrid In Need"! You're sick! 134 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,440 - So it would seem. - I don't believe you! 135 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:25,880 Pretending you've got a terminal illness, just to get a few presents! 136 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,880 Oh, sounds like someone's jealous. 137 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,960 - What have I got to be jealous about? - Well... 138 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,120 Here's me getting all this attention at school. 139 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,600 And at home, you're not Dad's favourite any more. 140 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,360 Ingrid, of course I'm his favourite, nothing's going to change that. 141 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,120 - Hi, Dad. - Silence! 142 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,360 I'm talking to my new son. 143 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,960 You were saying? 144 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,240 DEEP GROWL 145 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,200 That's my boy! 146 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,000 No, that's my stomach. 147 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,760 I'm starving! 148 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:09,720 Renfield, where's that pizza delivery boy I ordered? 149 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,280 DOORBELL RINGS 150 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,920 Ah, that'll be my 6ft Sicilian. 151 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,280 - Hello! - Hello and congratulations. 152 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,920 Robin told us your news. 153 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:38,040 - Hi, Magda. - I've brought you some books on breastfeeding. 154 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,720 Shall we have a read? 155 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,200 Still wrestling with a name, eh? 156 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,960 I've always really liked Patrick. 157 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,920 - What? - Dad! 158 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,480 - Patrick is Mum's boyfriend. - Ex! Ex-boyfriend. 159 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,760 That's what she says. They break up pretty much every full moon. 160 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,600 Right, that's it. Go to your room! 161 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:16,400 - She's only going to let you down again. - Upstairs NOW! 162 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:22,520 Before I flay you alive and feed you inch by inch to the rooks. 163 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,960 I see you've been watching that Supernanny too. 164 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:34,000 - Vlad? - Oh, so you've finally stopped drooling over my mum, have you? 165 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,360 Oh no, I'll be going back down in a minute. 166 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:45,520 - Unless you wanted to talk? - I dunno what everyone's so excited about. 167 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:50,920 - Look, I was jealous when Chloe was born, but... - I'm not jealous. 168 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,520 I'm just worried about my Dad. 169 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,880 What, your Dad, the evil blood-sucker? 170 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:59,560 Sucker, definitely, when it comes to my mum. 171 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:04,600 Vlad, my boy. I just want to apologise for snapping. 172 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,360 It was rude, unthinking, and completely selfish and... 173 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,680 I say, what a lovely room for a nursery. 174 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,960 You won't mind moving out, will you? 175 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,840 - Er, yes! - Tough necks, it's decided. 176 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,560 Master? 177 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,560 Splendid! My son and heir will want for nothing! 178 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:25,160 Really? Can I have a Playstation? 179 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:29,600 - No, not you, the baby. - But, I'm your son and heir, right? 180 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:34,040 Ah, but you never chose to be. Well, now you won't have to. 181 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:39,400 - What? - Not such a bad father, after all, am I? 182 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,200 Argh! 183 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:48,840 Vlad, I want you to know I'm not enjoying your fall from grace - 184 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,800 I'm loving it! 185 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,760 Get out! 186 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:57,720 Magda's box big, breathe, breathe. Legs...aah! 187 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,600 - Should I call an ambulance? - No, no, I'll be fine. 188 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,920 I've found the forceps! And I've cleaned off the mould! 189 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:11,360 Get out! Out! And fetch me clean towels and hot water! 190 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,560 - Dad, about the whole son and heir thing. - No need to thank me, boy. 191 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:18,920 I've changed my mind. I would like to be heir to the throne after all. 192 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:22,200 Wonderful news! Unfortunately, I've already promised Magda 193 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,000 the new baby will inherit the title. 194 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,200 So tell her you've changed your mind. You're the boss. 195 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,680 Well, I know that. I'm just not sure she does. 196 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:33,320 - Argh! - BABY CRIES 197 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,280 Good, that went well. 198 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,480 There. 199 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:53,520 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present my new son and heir... 200 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,680 Vladimir! 201 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:59,320 Vladimir? But that's my name. 202 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,040 Curses. What was that other name? 203 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:06,080 - Barry. - Barry... - What? You're going to call him Barry? 204 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,520 Well, no, that would be stupid. We'll call you Barry. 205 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,840 - Dad, what are you doing? - I was just... 206 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,160 I don't believe this. You're surrendering. 207 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,240 - Jono. - You're scared! 208 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,480 I am not scared! 209 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:38,160 - Yes, you are. Admit it. - All right, fine. 210 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,120 I'm scared! 211 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,080 We've just had too many near misses. 212 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,680 It's one thing if I end up getting hurt, 213 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,680 but I can't keep putting you in danger. 214 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,000 Sorry. 215 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,160 Most fetching, Master Vlad. 216 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:00,360 I've got to impress Dad somehow if I want my title back. 217 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,480 TOY SQUEAKS 218 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,800 Rarr! 219 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,080 Oh, wow! 220 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,960 I did the fire thing! 221 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,840 Oh! Aaaah... 222 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,960 Dad! I just set fire to Zoltan's tail! 223 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,600 Oh, yes, invite the whole village, why don't you?! Fire! Fire! 224 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:29,720 Sorry, but hey... I did the fire thing! 225 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:34,360 Ah, good morning fellow vampires! 226 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:38,160 Dad, look, I can do the fire thing. 227 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,680 Raarr! 228 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,280 Do you want some matches? 229 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,400 I did it a minute ago! 230 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,640 Raarr! 231 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,080 Dad? 232 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,960 PARP! 233 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,280 Oh, who's done an evil nappy then? 234 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,440 Little Vladdy has! 235 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,360 He's not called Vlad! I am! 236 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,560 Ingrid In Need Charity Gala tonight! 237 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,760 Hey, our first sponsored fancy dress! 238 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,560 Vlad, this is not a good look. 239 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,040 Even I don't come to school dressed like that any more. 240 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,880 - Well, you're not the next Count Dracula. - Neither are you. 241 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,200 Cheers, Robin. 242 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,840 - Ow! - Oh, I'm sorry! 243 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,040 - It's you! - It was an accident. 244 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,000 I'm really sorry. 245 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,760 Get back, fiend! You'll never sup the blood of a slayer! 246 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,000 I wasn't supping on anything. 247 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,880 - I'm sorry. - You will be. 248 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:49,720 I was about to declare a ceasefire. But now I know that my boy 249 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,680 will never be safe until all vampire life 250 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,920 has been scorched from this earth! 251 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,840 Rock a bye vampire in the treetop 252 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,440 When the fangs grow, you're... 253 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,440 Ah, Master Barry. 254 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,800 Oh, great, now even Zoltan's on his side. 255 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,560 I mean, Master Vlad. 256 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:18,120 - How was your first day as a vampire? - Don't ask. 257 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,640 I can smell it. It's in here somewhere. Got it! 258 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:30,320 - Ah, slayer's blood! - My favourite! 259 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:41,440 Buns, I'm drying up here! There must be some blood somewhere! 260 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:45,800 Magda, I promise you there's not a clot in the castle. 261 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:50,720 Master, here's that blood you asked for. 262 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,960 Fangs off! This is for tonight, 263 00:16:54,960 --> 00:17:00,080 - when I formally anoint Vlad as my heir to the throne. - Really? 264 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,400 Oh, you mean the other Vlad. 265 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,920 The ceremony will begin at 8 o'clock sharp. 266 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:11,280 - I suggest we all go and put our best capes on. - Oh, brilliant! 267 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,480 That's it. So you're going to steal everything from me? 268 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:26,200 My name, my friends, my title. 269 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,880 Mr Cuddles? 270 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,960 Well, for your information, I'm Vladimir Dracula 271 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,880 and I don't give up without a fight! 272 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,640 - BURP! - Oh, dog breath! 273 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,200 - Sorry. - Not you, the baby. 274 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,040 - BABY YIPS - I knew it! 275 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,280 Come on then, let's go and make some money. 276 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,120 That's one brave young lady. 277 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,280 Who cancelled the gala? 278 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,880 I did. 279 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,280 No-one mocks the Van Helsings. 280 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,760 - No! - It's a miracle! 281 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,960 - She's cured! - Shut it! I'm warning you... 282 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,440 step away from the coffin! 283 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,560 - You'll regret this when I really am dead! - Bring it on, vampire! 284 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,920 Well, on the bright side, you do seem to be feeling better. 285 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,200 So, was she ever ill then? 286 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,560 It's great that we're slaying again, but is this really going to work? 287 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:45,720 How can it fail? The Count flies out of the castle as usual, 288 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,160 sees us, swoops down...bang! 289 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,280 Got him. 290 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,520 Yeah, well, nothing silly, right? 291 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,040 Absolutely! 292 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,000 Baaa! Baaa! Baaa! 293 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,480 - Oh. Baa! Baaa! - Baaa! - Baaaa! 294 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,160 Dad, please, you have to trust me. 295 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:14,160 I mean, haven't you noticed anything strange about the baby? 296 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,800 Strange and classically handsome, yes. 297 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,920 - Just like his father. - You're not the father! Patrick is! 298 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,440 Just look at him! Smell his breath. He's a werewolf! 299 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,600 How could I have been so stupid? 300 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,640 Not to lock you in your room! 301 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,760 I knew you'd try and concoct some story! 302 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,440 But it's the truth! Mum, admit it. 303 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,960 If you've quite finished ruining the evening... 304 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,680 Aw, are you not invited, Barry? 305 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,080 And so... 306 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,440 by the powers of chaos and evil... 307 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,760 Ready with the party poppers everyone. 308 00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:04,200 ..I, Count Dracula of Transylvania, hereby name and anoint my successor. 309 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,800 Vladimir Slobodan 310 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:11,000 Napoleon Dracula. 311 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,360 Dad, I'm sorry. 312 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,200 Oh, nice lighting, thank you, Barry. 313 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,960 Vladimir, close that now! 314 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,920 The moonlight is lovely. 315 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,280 Oh, look you can see his little nose. 316 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:36,720 Oh! You scheming, manipulative, unfaithful... 317 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,480 - Bun-Buns! - Don't Bun-Buns me, now go out! 318 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,520 And take your hairy werewolf spawn with you! 319 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,440 What would I do with a baby? 320 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,120 Patrick and I are far too busy. 321 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,920 - So long, darlings! - Mum? 322 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:08,040 Families. Can't live with them, can't drink their blood! 323 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,040 Baaa! 324 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,200 The slayer boy! 325 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,400 Gotcha! 326 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,160 Give me the hound, Vlad! 327 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,520 Dad you can't bite him. 328 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:52,320 - You called me Vlad! - You do want to be heir to the throne, don't you? 329 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,360 Not if it means killing my own brother, no! 330 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,920 I wouldn't have a problem with that. 331 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:03,440 I might have been a bit jealous, but he's just a baby...puppy. 332 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,800 - Give me that dog! - No! 333 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,200 You see, I can do the fire thing! 334 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,360 They grow up so quickly, don't they? 335 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,760 Run! 336 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,280 Here. 337 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,440 I will sniff you... 338 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,960 and that mongrel out. 339 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,360 This way, Master! 340 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,480 That's it! Get him out of here. 341 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,120 What? Why me? Your dad'll kill me. 342 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,240 Not if he's chasing after me, he won't. 343 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,760 Oh really, this is far too easy. 344 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,760 Hey, Dad. 345 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,320 Vladamir! 346 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,400 Hi, Robin. Ooh, is that for me? 347 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,480 No. 348 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,360 Thank you. 349 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,800 Sorry, sis! 350 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,000 Dad! 351 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,040 Going somewhere? 352 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,080 Sorry, bro. 353 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,280 Mum? 354 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,800 Got any mint sauce? 355 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,360 One bite and you're dust! 356 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:39,560 - Oh, Vladdy. - Right then, walkies! 357 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,360 Freeze! 358 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,160 He hasn't got the guts. 359 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,840 Oh, you...! 360 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,440 I said freeze! 361 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,560 And you! 362 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,520 Oh, stop it or I'll garlic the pair of you! 363 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,600 Honestly, you're like a couple of kids. 364 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,720 Mum, go on, go back to Patrick. 365 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,800 And this time don't forget your baby. 366 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,520 Bye, Mum! 367 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,200 Bye, darlings. 368 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,240 Wow, that was awesome. 369 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,120 I mean, you totally rocked there, Vlad. 370 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:36,840 - Yeah, I was quite cool, wasn't I? - He has got to be in trouble now. 371 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,360 Impressive, Vladimir, standing up to your mother. 372 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,640 There's hope for you yet. 373 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:06,880 And thus I declare this noble young vampire to be my rightful successor 374 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,400 to the family throne. 375 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,160 Arise, my son and heir... 376 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,760 Barry Dracula! 377 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,680 Oh, very funny! 378 00:27:29,730 --> 00:27:34,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27633

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