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- Previously on "Wrecked"...
- I'm going to break you
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and watch you hunt each
other to the death.
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- [ELECTRICITY ZAPPING]
- Jess!
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- Where am I?
- She thinks she's in college.
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- You live in L.A.?
- Jess has a boner for Pack.
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OWEN: Guys, can we focus, please?
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Namely on how we're gonna get out
of this "Hunger Games" knockoff?
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- [HORN SOUNDS]
- [SCREAMS]
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Karen, please.
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Wait! Declan told me that...
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ERROL: Wait, wait. Who was it?!
Who... Who shot him?!
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Holy shit.
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OWEN: Guys, can we focus, please?
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Namely on how we're gonna get out
of this "Hunger Games" knockoff?
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- This can't be real.
- Oh, it's real, pal.
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You take my girl, I take your life.
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Todd, I didn't do anything.
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- This is between you and Jess.
- Wrong!
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This is between you and Derek Punchly.
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- Who's Derek Punchly?
- My fist!
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And he brought his twin
brother, Timmy Cold-cock.
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If they're twins, why do they have
different last names, you idiot?
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Pack, we should team up. We'll
have a better shot of surviving
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if we hunt together.
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I mean, not like together-together.
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I mean, unless you, like, wanted
to hunt together-together.
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Jess, listen, I'm very flattered,
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but I just don't think
the timing's right.
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- Oh, my God. Totally.
- It's not you.
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It's just that your ex-husband's
trying to murder me, you know.
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Yeah. I mean, this is, like, whatever?
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We should just hunt together
casually, you know.
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Hey, Jess. I know you.
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You don't actually
like this needle dick.
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You just... You always had a boyfriend.
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You don't think you can
do things on your own.
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Oh, my God! That is not true!
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I love being alone. You can,
like, really hear your thoughts.
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Todd, Jess and I are not
hunting together, I swear!
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- We wouldn't... This is not...
- [HORN SOUNDS]
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??
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[SCREAMS]
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Pack, wait!
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??
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Hell, yeah.
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Hey, Pack!
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I'm about to go all Bat-niss
Everdeen on your ass.
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'Cause of the bat and...
the arrows and...
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Whatever! You're dead!
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Stop following me!
- No! I'm not doing this alone!
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I'll literally die!
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- Aah!
- Are you okay?
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- [PANTING]
- TODD: Hey, Pack!
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I'm gonna rip your
nuts outta your mouth!
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Oh, God! Quick, cover me in leaves.
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It's the only way! But
where should I hide?
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Anywhere but here!
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Jess, wait!
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Can you cover my face? I can't
do it and keep my arms covered.
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Thank you! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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[SCOFFS] Well, well, well.
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What do we have...
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- here?!
- [SCREAMS]
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Oh, God! I'm sorry!
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It's not my fault Jess likes me.
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I'm just really charming.
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Yeah, well, I'm pissed!
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And it feels like your fault,
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so I'm just gonna take it out on you!
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- Aah!
- [YELLS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, my God. Did I just kill him?
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[GROANS SOFTLY]
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No.
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You conked him. Where
did that come from?
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Oh, I was in color guard in high school.
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You mean the nerd cheerleaders
that wave big flags around?
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Uhh, no. I mean the cool cheerleaders
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who don't dress like hookers.
And we don't wave flags.
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We spin them.
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Wow. You can really handle that thing.
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I don't want to brag, but we made state
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with this killer Whitney
Houston routine.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Listen, Jess.
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I think we should hunt together.
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Like, together-together.
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Oh, my God.
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Really? Okay. [CHUCKLES] All right.
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So, we should double back and
go on the offensive, right?
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[GRUNTING]
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Put this stick to use.
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Yeah, that is a great idea.
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I really like that idea,
but I was thinking
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we use your stick to walk, right?
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And then maybe we turn
that walk into a run,
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and then we run directly
into a hiding spot.
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And if anyone finds us, you
can protect us with your...
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stick stuff.
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What do you say...
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babe?
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Okay. Let's hide.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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??
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The hell?
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Pretty trippy, huh, Todd?
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Rob Corddry?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Second lead on HBO's "Ballers"?
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I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
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Uh, I'm not "the second lead".
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It's a two-hander. It's me and The Rock.
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Wait. What's going on?
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Where's Jess?
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I was just about to
thump on Pack, and...
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- And now you're there.
- [GASPS]
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Am I dead?
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Not yet. This all around you?
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This... This thing, most of those...
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This is the realm of your unconscious.
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Lucky for you, you got me
to guide you through it.
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You're telling me Rob Corddry
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- is my spirit guide?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, hell, yeah, my dude!
- [LAUGHS]
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Whoo! We're gonna get naughty.
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- What!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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If you're here, that means... No.
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No! Oh, yeah.
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I smell what we're cooking.
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Where is he, huh? Where is The Rock?
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- [LAUGHS]
- No.
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Where are you, D, you big boy?
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Actually, he's not here, okay?
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It's just me, no Rock.
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Oh.
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D.J.'s shooting, like, nine
movies right now, okay?
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I think he's a little busy for
some random dude's dream sequence.
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Me, on the other hand, huh?
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Come on, hit that shit, man!
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- Boom! Ballers.
- Ballers.
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[LAUGHS] Nice. So, this
is what's gonna happen.
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We are gonna step through that door,
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and you are gonna learn
a lesson about you.
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And if I don't, then what?
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That guy shits his pants or something?
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Yeah, he'll shit his pants again...
probably.
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But if you don't learn why you're here,
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this Todd, the real Todd,
will never wake up again.
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- Oh, [BLEEP]
- I know, right?
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Shall we?
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Hey, so "Hot Tub Time Machine,"
that wasn't real, right?
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Are you asking me if the hot tub
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- was a real time machine?
- Just answer the question.
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You don't have to be a dick about it.
Was it real?
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Okay, well, what if we hide
down there in that ditch?
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[LAUGHING] Okay.
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Are you trying to drown in flood water?
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No, no, no. Jess...
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hiding is all about anticipating danger.
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And the way we...
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- Is that a cave?
- No.
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It's the perfect hiding spot.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, let's just say my hidey
senses are a-tingling.
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Something tells me we're
gonna be totally fine.
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- [TEACCENT]Stop right there.
- [SQUEAKS]
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Oh, God, please. I don't
want to die, please.
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Little buddy?
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- Big Bruce!
- Hot damn!
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- I thought that was you!
- [SHOUTING]
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I can't believe y'all are still alive.
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It's so good to see you.
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Hey, Chet, get on out here!
See who's here!
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- Hey!
- Right on. It's Pack and Jess.
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- Do I know them?
- Ye-Yeah.
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They're from the plane crash.
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It's... It's Bruce and Chet.
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Uh, these guys. Yeah.
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Oh, come on, Jess. You remember me.
Bruce.
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- Bruuuuce.
- Unforch, she doesn't.
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She got a little bit of a head trauma.
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- Thinks she's 18.
- Whoa. Hi, I'm Chet.
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You should know that we
banged and both jizzed, so...
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- Sorry about your noggin.
- Thanks.
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So, Bruce, what's the deal?
Is this your cave?
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Hell, yeah, it is. Come on in!
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PACK: Oh, wow! It's so small.
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??
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[METAL CRASHING]
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[SCREAMS]
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- [BEEPS]
- [GRUNTS]
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- [BEEPS]
- [SCREAMS]
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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- A moment, sir?
- What? Not now, Martha.
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Steve and that ragged old
cow are going toe-to-toe.
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Half-Pint and The Hot
One have disappeared.
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- What do you mean?
- I've lost them on the feed.
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Well, do your bloody job and find them.
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- Oh, whoa. [SHUDDERS]
- [CHUCKLES]
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- That is a freakin' wild ride.
- Right?
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Ah.
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Where the hell are we?
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You're about to find out.
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- [GLASSES CLUNK]
- Now, watch and learn.
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Greg Graff?
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Oh, my God. This friggin' punk bully.
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He made my life hell in middle school.
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Yeah, but what you didn't
know was that Greg
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was going through his own hell.
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GREG'S MOM: Oh, you moron!
You sunk all our money
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into a self-cleaning toilet business?
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GREG'S DAD: Yeah, Wanda, I did because
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it's a good investment!
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People are always gonna
have to take a shit.
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So, probably see Greg a
little differently now, huh?
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Hey. Go to him.
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??
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Hey.
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Come on, man.
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- [SHOUTING] Boom!
- Oh! What?!
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Oh! I'm a little bigger now, huh, Greg?!
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- Todd! What the hell!
- Yeah.
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You just met my good
friend, Derek Punchly!
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- Whoo.
- Jesus, man. No.
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You were supposed to see that
he only lashed out at you
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because of what he was
going through at home.
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Who gives a shit, man?
My mom was a hard ass.
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Didn't turn me into a bully.
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You just punched a child.
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- Is that all you got, pussy?
- What'd you say?
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[SPITS]
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- Whoa!
- Wow!
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- All right, dude.
- Let's go, man! Come on!
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Yeah, you better thank Rob Corddry,
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'cause he just saved your life, bitch!
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And by that time, the life raft
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was nothing but a pile of driftwood.
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And that's when the birds came...
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About a dozen of 'em, circling.
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[POPS TONGUE]
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Plucked Beth right out of the water
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and into the sky.
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I ain't never seen birds work
together like that before.
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And thankfully, we washed
up on shore that night.
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What about you, Chet? What
happened after the gorilla?
248
00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:40,892
You mean...
249
00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:43,894
after you abandoned me to die?
250
00:10:43,919 --> 00:10:45,828
[GULPS]
251
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,553
Nada mucho, actually. Just
dipped about for a while.
252
00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:50,942
Ate some funny berries,
shot out a runny shit.
253
00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,943
Literally walked right into Bruce.
254
00:10:52,968 --> 00:10:54,401
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
255
00:10:54,426 --> 00:10:56,948
Hey, what about y'all? Where y'all been?
256
00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:00,741
Listen, I don't know how to say this.
257
00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:02,464
It's just us now.
258
00:11:02,489 --> 00:11:05,081
The gorilla... It killed the others.
259
00:11:05,106 --> 00:11:06,339
- Oh, shit.
- Whoa.
260
00:11:06,364 --> 00:11:08,097
Yeah, it tore them all to pieces
261
00:11:08,122 --> 00:11:09,845
with its big monkey hands.
262
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,670
Jesus.
263
00:11:11,695 --> 00:11:14,907
Apes and birds, man. Apes and birds.
264
00:11:14,932 --> 00:11:16,696
Pack, can I... can I speak
to you for a second?
265
00:11:16,721 --> 00:11:19,080
- Just...
- Of course.
266
00:11:20,161 --> 00:11:21,932
Excuse her.
267
00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,656
She's numb from grief.
268
00:11:23,681 --> 00:11:25,781
[WHISPERING] What are you doing?
We have to tell them the truth.
269
00:11:25,806 --> 00:11:27,967
If they know about the hunt,
they could think the others
270
00:11:27,992 --> 00:11:29,647
are gonna follow us here and kill them.
271
00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:31,400
They'll kick us out of the cave.
272
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,987
My sorority big always says,
"Honesty is the best policy.
273
00:11:34,012 --> 00:11:35,545
Now tell us why you're fat."
274
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,395
- We have to come clean.
- This is our only shot.
275
00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:40,787
Declan clearly doesn't
know this place exists.
276
00:11:40,812 --> 00:11:42,712
Well, maybe they can
help us defeat Declan.
277
00:11:42,737 --> 00:11:45,261
I mean, they don't have bracelets.
We can save everyone.
278
00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:47,223
Save everyone?
279
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,981
Are you listening to yourself?
280
00:11:49,006 --> 00:11:50,942
You're being so selfish.
281
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,131
I'm trying to protect us.
282
00:11:53,156 --> 00:11:56,133
You're doing this... for us?
283
00:11:56,158 --> 00:12:00,859
Of course. So just...
don't rock the boat.
284
00:12:02,927 --> 00:12:06,061
TODD: What do you say we take one
of these magic doors back in time
285
00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:09,146
to, like, the first Hooters
or something, you know?
286
00:12:09,171 --> 00:12:10,189
When silicone was good.
287
00:12:10,214 --> 00:12:11,530
Hey!
288
00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:15,278
- My glasses. Found 'em.
- [GLASSES CLATTER]
289
00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:18,321
Oh, my God. That's 8-year-old me!
290
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,912
'Sup, playboy?
291
00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:23,957
Whoo, he is a handsome
little sucker, huh?
292
00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:26,404
You said your mom was a
real hardass, right?
293
00:12:26,429 --> 00:12:27,928
You remember this day?
294
00:12:27,953 --> 00:12:30,451
- [DOOR SHUTS]
- Come on, Todd. We're leaving.
295
00:12:30,476 --> 00:12:31,884
But you promised me a lollipop.
296
00:12:31,909 --> 00:12:34,142
[GRITTED TEETH] Shut up,
you little crybaby.
297
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,942
Ow.
298
00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:39,360
See? She's mean as hell.
299
00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:42,512
Yeah, but do you ever why
she was so mean to you?
300
00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:44,675
And sna...
301
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,560
Please, this loan,
302
00:12:46,585 --> 00:12:49,761
I-it's the only way I can get
Todd into the good schools.
303
00:12:49,786 --> 00:12:52,420
Y-You know how rough
Scottsdale Public is.
304
00:12:52,445 --> 00:12:54,278
He... He'll never survive.
305
00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:56,026
I'm sorry.
306
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,191
Your credit is dog shit.
307
00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:05,869
??
308
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,714
[MUFFLED] Come on, Todd, we're leaving.
309
00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:11,991
Your mother taught you to mask
feelings of hurt and sadness
310
00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:15,281
with displays of aggression.
Classic cycle.
311
00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:17,924
Do you understand that now?
312
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,925
Yeah, I understand...
313
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:24,321
that this butt sniffer
should've given my mom a loan.
314
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,678
- Boom!
- Oh, my God!
315
00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:27,046
- Eat it, moneybags!
- No!
316
00:13:27,071 --> 00:13:30,171
- And I ruled Scottsdale Public.
- What are you do...
317
00:13:30,196 --> 00:13:32,495
H-How are you not getting this?
Are you thick?
318
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,675
Hey, watch it, Cords.
It's still my head.
319
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,826
- I'll think your dick off.
- What?
320
00:13:36,851 --> 00:13:39,048
[LAUGHTER]
321
00:13:39,073 --> 00:13:41,948
Boy, I haven't heard
that sound for a time.
322
00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,539
What?
323
00:13:43,564 --> 00:13:45,200
Laughter.
324
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,527
What with this group's been through,
325
00:13:48,552 --> 00:13:51,290
I didn't think any of us
were ever gonna laugh again.
326
00:13:51,437 --> 00:13:53,069
Heck, what am I telling you for?
327
00:13:53,094 --> 00:13:55,682
You had to watch an ape tear
apart all your friends.
328
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:57,273
Yeah.
329
00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:58,797
Even so,
330
00:13:59,143 --> 00:14:01,465
I can't help but think that
we've turned a corner.
331
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,990
Maybe we can actually find
peace on this island,
332
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:06,950
love one another, live in harmony,
333
00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:10,767
actually be 100% safe, you know?
334
00:14:11,299 --> 00:14:12,770
[CHUCKLES]
335
00:14:12,795 --> 00:14:14,560
Aw, heck. Listen to me babble on.
336
00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:17,649
Pay me no mind, Jess.
I'm just an old fool.
337
00:14:18,077 --> 00:14:20,529
Listen, Bruce.
338
00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:22,405
I have to tell you something.
339
00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:23,742
PACK: Hey, Bruce.
340
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:27,117
Listen, man, I hate to be that guy,
341
00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:29,707
but the sleeping spot you gave us is...
342
00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:33,455
sort of craggy, so I was wondering if...
343
00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:37,479
What's happening?
344
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,879
Hey! Dude.
345
00:14:39,904 --> 00:14:42,237
You're being very un-Baller right now.
346
00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:44,526
I'm just trying to
help you wake up, man.
347
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,515
Really?
348
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:48,139
But if all you wanna
do is fight, go ahead.
349
00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:49,912
Knock yourself out.
350
00:14:49,937 --> 00:14:51,970
??
351
00:14:51,995 --> 00:14:53,795
[LAUGHING] What?
352
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,822
Hell, yeah!
353
00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:58,098
This guy is swole patrol.
354
00:14:58,123 --> 00:15:00,443
What's up, Cobra Kai Todd?
355
00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:03,397
Hell, yeah. What's up, little bitch?
356
00:15:03,814 --> 00:15:05,280
What did you say to me, dude?
357
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,818
And Declan and his friends
358
00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:08,543
are just watching from the mansion,
359
00:15:08,568 --> 00:15:09,701
like it's a sport.
360
00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:12,093
So, you're saying there
can only be one survivor?
361
00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:13,455
Yeah.
362
00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:16,498
Well, then, I guess we don't
have much of a choice, do we?
363
00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:18,429
[STAMMERING] Well, hold on...
Hold on a second, Chester, now.
364
00:15:18,454 --> 00:15:19,954
They don't even know we're here.
365
00:15:19,979 --> 00:15:22,006
As long as they don't
spot us, we're safe.
366
00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:22,963
[WHIRRING APPROACHES]
367
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,842
- [GASPS]
- Oh!
368
00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,854
Oh, shit.
369
00:15:27,879 --> 00:15:29,970
MARTHA: Oh, shit.
370
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,514
They know we're here.
371
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,787
CHET: Well...
372
00:15:33,978 --> 00:15:36,517
- then I guess it's begun!
- [SCREAMING]
373
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,282
Damn, son a bitch! Where'd
you get another knife?!
374
00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:41,473
Old Chester always has a
second switchblade, ass balls!
375
00:15:41,498 --> 00:15:42,927
Don't you get it?!
376
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:45,377
There can only be one survivor!
377
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,996
Okay. Hang on a second!
378
00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,606
- [SHOUTS]
- Oh, God!
379
00:15:48,631 --> 00:15:51,332
[SCREAMING]
380
00:15:57,684 --> 00:16:00,127
- I told you not to tell them.
- Chet, stop!
381
00:16:00,152 --> 00:16:01,921
Sooner or later, this Derclan guy
382
00:16:01,946 --> 00:16:03,412
is gonna pull us all into this.
383
00:16:03,437 --> 00:16:05,633
It's "Lawrence of the Flies," babies,
384
00:16:05,658 --> 00:16:09,305
- and I aim to be Lawrence.
- You think it's "Lawrence of the Flies"?
385
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,362
- Everybody, rush him!
- [SHOUTING]
386
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,687
- [GRUNTS]
- [ALL SHOUTING]
387
00:16:13,712 --> 00:16:15,746
Let the games begin!
388
00:16:15,771 --> 00:16:19,251
[LAUGHS]
389
00:16:19,276 --> 00:16:23,020
[GROWLING] You. You led that
metal bird straight to us.
390
00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:25,605
You brought death to our door step.
391
00:16:25,899 --> 00:16:26,717
Get him!
392
00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:29,392
Quick, Jess! Use your
stick to protect us!
393
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:31,265
What? You're the dude. You're
supposed to protect me.
394
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,063
[WHIMPERS, SCREAMS]
395
00:16:33,088 --> 00:16:36,119
- [SCREAMING]
- God damn it!
396
00:16:38,037 --> 00:16:39,704
Start something, you little bitch.
397
00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:41,556
I'm right here, bitch. Start something.
398
00:16:41,581 --> 00:16:43,848
- You go ahead, bro. Start something.
- No, you start something.
399
00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:45,775
- I'm right here, dude.
- Oh, for the love of Christ,
400
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,312
one of you start something.
401
00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:48,684
You're running out of time.
402
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,899
BOTH: Copy that, Cords.
403
00:16:50,924 --> 00:16:54,172
- Ha!
- Two Todds enter.
404
00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:55,396
- Aah!
- [GRUNTS]
405
00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:56,467
- [SCREAMS]
- Ha!
406
00:16:56,492 --> 00:16:58,381
[GROANING]
407
00:16:58,406 --> 00:17:00,853
One Todd leaves!
408
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,555
[GRUNTING]
409
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:08,130
Aah! Ha-ah!
410
00:17:08,155 --> 00:17:10,506
[BONES SNAPPING, GRUNTING]
411
00:17:10,576 --> 00:17:13,292
- [GROANING]
- And good night.
412
00:17:13,317 --> 00:17:15,118
Whoo!
413
00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:16,955
- Good.
- Oh, boy.
414
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,690
Never doubt the twins.
You see that, Corddry?
415
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,676
Oh, you think you kicked his ass?
416
00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,101
Uhh, yeah.
417
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,903
He didn't land a single punch.
418
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:29,214
Then maybe you should
take a look at this.
419
00:17:29,239 --> 00:17:31,593
Whoa.
420
00:17:32,226 --> 00:17:34,260
I guess he did get some shots in, huh?
421
00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:36,230
What? No!
422
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,756
Jesus Christ.
423
00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:39,196
Do I have to spell this out for you?
424
00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:44,357
You. Did. This. To...
425
00:17:46,121 --> 00:17:47,621
you.
426
00:17:47,886 --> 00:17:50,787
I... kicked my own ass?
427
00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:52,245
[LAUGHING] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
428
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:55,348
That means... whenever
I choose aggression,
429
00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:57,231
I'm only hurting...
430
00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:01,551
- myself.
- Oh!
431
00:18:01,576 --> 00:18:04,896
[LAUGHS] Wow. Yes!
432
00:18:04,921 --> 00:18:06,787
Mwah! Yes, finally.
433
00:18:06,812 --> 00:18:08,345
Oh, God.
434
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,193
To think it only took you three tries
435
00:18:10,218 --> 00:18:12,498
and a super-on-the-nose
metaphor to get you there.
436
00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:14,251
I know what I need to do now.
437
00:18:14,276 --> 00:18:16,177
Well, I'll be seeing you, Todd.
438
00:18:16,202 --> 00:18:18,196
Thanks, "Ballers'" Rob Corddry.
439
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:19,990
Mm-hmm.
440
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:21,810
Hey.
441
00:18:22,608 --> 00:18:25,452
You want to know why my
brain chose you, Cords?
442
00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:28,365
'Cause The Rock may be
the pecs and the abs
443
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:30,629
and the ass of that show...
444
00:18:30,858 --> 00:18:32,947
but you're the heart.
445
00:18:33,468 --> 00:18:35,302
Thank you, Todd.
446
00:18:35,621 --> 00:18:37,676
But next time, you
know, tell The Rock...
447
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,446
Get the [BLEEP] outta here.
448
00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:41,121
You got it, boss.
449
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,134
[INHALES SHARPLY]
450
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,273
??
451
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:49,916
[GROANS]
452
00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:51,495
[ANIMAL CHITTERING]
453
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,539
BRUCE: Now, Jess, I don't
feel good whomping on a girl.
454
00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:56,553
When those birds snatched Beth,
455
00:18:56,578 --> 00:18:59,429
I made a promise to these
people to protect them.
456
00:18:59,868 --> 00:19:01,614
[WHITNEY HOUSTON'S "I
WANNA DANCE" PLAYS]
457
00:19:01,639 --> 00:19:03,767
? Ahh ?
458
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,148
? Yeah ?
459
00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:09,177
- Let's do this.
- ? Whoo! ?
460
00:19:09,202 --> 00:19:11,860
[GRUNTING]
461
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,808
? Yeah, yeah ?
462
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,437
? Huh ?
463
00:19:15,462 --> 00:19:19,831
? Ooh, yeah, uh-huh ?
464
00:19:19,856 --> 00:19:22,930
? Yeah ?
465
00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:24,998
? I want to dance ?
466
00:19:25,023 --> 00:19:28,999
? Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ?
467
00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:32,812
? I wanna feel the heat with somebody ?
468
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,822
? Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ?
469
00:19:34,847 --> 00:19:37,386
[SHOUTING]
470
00:19:37,418 --> 00:19:41,872
? With somebody who loves me ?
471
00:19:44,495 --> 00:19:47,669
- Aah! [GROANS]
- Jesus!
472
00:19:47,694 --> 00:19:48,936
[SCREAMS]
473
00:19:48,961 --> 00:19:50,361
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
474
00:19:50,386 --> 00:19:52,572
Please, please don't kill me. Please!
475
00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:54,230
Relax, bud.
476
00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:56,167
I don't want to thrash you anymore.
477
00:19:56,192 --> 00:19:59,135
Really? Come on. Really.
478
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,598
Let's just say
479
00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:03,995
Rob Corddry taught me
how to be a better man.
480
00:20:04,054 --> 00:20:05,287
What?
481
00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:06,896
Where's Jess?
482
00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:09,125
Right here.
483
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,503
You're alive.
484
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:14,849
Duh. I can take care of myself.
485
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:16,082
Sick.
486
00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:18,288
Listen, Jess, I just
wanted to say that...
487
00:20:18,313 --> 00:20:19,755
Ow!
488
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,472
You abandoned me back
there, you little wiener!
489
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:24,519
It's not my fault! You told
everyone, and they freaked out.
490
00:20:24,544 --> 00:20:26,444
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
491
00:20:26,469 --> 00:20:27,947
Was that Florence?
492
00:20:27,972 --> 00:20:29,185
She could be in trouble.
493
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,351
Come on!
494
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:32,744
Jess. Wait!
495
00:20:33,393 --> 00:20:36,287
What the... Wait for me!
496
00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:37,344
Wait!
497
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,490
There's something I need to tell you.
498
00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:41,249
Declan told me that...
499
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,840
[GASPING]
500
00:20:42,865 --> 00:20:45,536
Wait for me!
501
00:20:45,815 --> 00:20:47,214
What happened?
502
00:20:47,239 --> 00:20:48,739
JESS: They killed Steve.
503
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:51,061
Oh, my God.
504
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:55,171
Holy shit.
505
00:20:55,196 --> 00:20:57,031
[LAUGHS]
506
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,883
Game on, babies! Chet's in The Hunt now!
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