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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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When I heard you singing today,
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it brought back a lot of memories...
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of my dead lover.
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A few years ago, my men and
I raided a cruise ship.
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Luther worked there as an M.C.
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- Me and Todd are...
- We're getting married!
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Yay!
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I don't really think I'm
gonna go to the wedding.
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- What?
- Chris here just asked me
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- if I want to go with him.
- I have feelings for you!
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I have feelings for you, too!
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You got to fight for
what's yours, buddy.
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- Conga!
- Whoo!
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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?
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I just got to say,
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this is the greatest
night of my entire life!
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Oh!
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Just feels so right, you know?
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Florence?!
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Florence, wait.
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Owen.
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC SLOWS]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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?
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[SOBBING]
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?
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[GAGS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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?
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?
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?
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?
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[COUGHING]
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Is it bad?
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It ain't good.
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What happened? Did the engine just blow?
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No.
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There's explosives residue on this wall.
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What are you saying?
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This was no accident.
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This was sabotage.
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- What?!
- Are you kidding?
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- It was done on purpose?!
- Whaaaaaaaaat?!
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But who?!
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Who?
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?
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Okay, everyone, listen up!
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Someone blew up our engine.
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Someone in this room.
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And none of us are gonna leave
until we find out who it is.
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Lock the doors.
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Why do you get to call the shots?
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Because, Pack,
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I'm the closest thing to
a detective we've got.
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You faked being a cop.
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Which is why I'm the closest
thing to a detective we've got!
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Now, first thing we need
to do is establish alibis.
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Who was at the wedding when the
engine blew and who wasn't?
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Obviously, I couldn't have
been the one that done it
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because I was passed out at that
table with a bowl of shrimp.
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And sources have told me
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that someone wrote the
word "cock" on my face.
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Where are Steve and Karen?
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They're checking out the engine,
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and Florence said that they
definitely were at the wedding.
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They were here, all right.
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Mmm!
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Now let's say we take
you to the bathroom
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and get you pregnant.
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Huh? Okay.
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I'm so high.
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[SHUDDERS]
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Okay, so how do we figure out
who was here and who wasn't?
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I'll tell you, Pack.
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I'm gonna interview you...
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one by one.
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Enough! [GRUNTS]
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Jess and I are hungover, okay?
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And [AS BORAT] my wife...
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gets very emotional when
she's hurting from booze.
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Like, who would even do this?
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Like, at my wedding!
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It's like I just got married!
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So we need to wrap this up real quick.
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Why don't we just
re-create the conga line?
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The what?
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When the engines blew to shit,
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we were right in the middle
of a stone cold conga.
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All we have to do is re-create the line,
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everybody remember who was behind them,
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and skadoosh...
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we know who was at the wedding.
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Wow. That's a really good idea.
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TODD: No shit, Florence.
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I'll allow it.
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All right, everyone, conga up.
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Let's go! Come on!
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?
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Well, it is official.
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The engine is shot to hell.
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We are dead in the water.
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Really? There's nothing you can do?
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You can't stick a new piston
in there or grease some pipes?
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You trying to turn me on?
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What?! No! Jesus, Karen!
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'Cause it is working.
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I was high, all right?
That's never gonna happen again.
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Well, we'll see about that.
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It's fate, isn't it?
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Everywhere I go, something shit happens.
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I get on a plane, it crashes.
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I become leader of the island,
my gun kills someone.
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I'm just...
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I'm so tired of the world
bending me over and...
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giving it to old Steve.
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I'll give it to old Steve.
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Stop it, Karen!
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You're gross!
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[SIGHS] No.
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It's time for old Stevie
boy to fight back.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna control my
own fate from now on.
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Karen...
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what do you suggest I do?
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We need to find a backup generator.
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- There's only one problem.
- What's that?
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You'll have to go down into
the bowels of the ship.
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It's the one place we
haven't looked yet.
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?
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Come on, hands on hips, people.
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- All right, all right.
- That's my foot.
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Wait. You weren't behind me, were you?
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Uh, yeah.
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I, uh, said your dress
was beautiful, remember?
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?
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, you're welcome so much.
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DANNY: Okay, this is everyone.
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Who wasn't here when the ship blew?
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Owen.
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- Owen wasn't here.
- Yeah, maybe he's...
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Okay, I can explain.
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You guys, it's Owen.
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We all know him,
and most of us like him.
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I'm sure he has a perfectly
good explanation.
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No, yeah, I'm sure he does.
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Owen, none of us want to believe
that you blew up the ship.
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So just, you know,
tell us where you were.
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I don't...
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really think that's relevant.
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Uh, feels pretty Goddamn relevant.
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Okay. Fine.
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Uh, I was with Florence at the wedding.
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And then we went out into the hallway...
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[BOTH MOANING]
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[GIGGLING]
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And as you may well be aware,
Todd and Jess served
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pretty much exclusively
champagne and creamed corn...
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[STOMACH RUMBLES]
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Wow.
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- [RUMBLING CONTINUES]
- Yeah.
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Um...
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Should we go back up there?
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Yeah, yeah. I'll be right behind you.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Don't take too long.
- Okay.
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[RUMBLING]
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[FARTING]
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Eeeeeew!
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Eeeeeeeew!
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- You?
- Yeah.
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- In your...
- Yes.
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Right after we kissed.
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This is why I didn't
want to talk about this.
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Okay, is everybody satisfied?
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Well, if you are telling the truth,
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then you won't mind if we go
down to your room, right?
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Kind of look around for evidence.
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Okay, fine, you guys want to
come look around, be my guest.
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But I think you will find...
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that there's nothing to see here.
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Oh, no.
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I swear, I have no idea
how these got here.
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Wait a minute.
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How many grenades does it take
to blow up a cruise ship engine?
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One.
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Ha. There's one grenade missing.
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[GASPS] Okay, well,
there you go right there.
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Do you guys honestly think that I went
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and blew up the engine room
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and the left a bandolier
of grenades on my bed?
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What's a bandolier?
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That's kind of a weird
word to know, huh?
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Yeah, totally.
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It's the thing they're in.
It's the sash.
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Seems to me you know an
awful lot about grenades.
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Okay, so because I know big
words, I must be guilty.
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Guilty...
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and precocious.
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Do you mean pretentious?
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- (BLEEP) you, nerd!
- Hey, relax.
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You're lucky I don't
fight on a full stomach,
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- 'cause I ate a lot of creamed corn.
- Babe, would you just relax?
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- Hey, Pack?
- Yeah.
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- What's that over there?
- Where?
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Just right there, under the pillow.
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Under the sheet, really.
Right there, that...
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Yeah, what, is that a
book there or something?
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Oh, this is a... I think this
is a journal or something.
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A journal. Owen's journal?
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Let me see that. Guys!
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Pack just found Owen's journal.
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- What?
- You keep a journal?
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No, I don't keep a journal.
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Oh, my God.
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What, what? What is it?
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It's an entry...
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from last night.
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You know... when the engine exploded.
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
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Guys, this is insane!
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"Dear journal, tonight is the night.
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I can take it no longer."
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[GASPING]
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Come on, Steve, you can do this.
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Generator.
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Must find a generator.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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?
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"Generator Room."
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Okay, well, this... This might be it.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, God.
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This probably won't even open.
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- [CLANGS]
- Oh, God, it's opening.
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Oh, God.
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Nothing to be scared of in here.
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Just, uh, some piping.
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And, uh, we got more... More piping.
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And your basic ship-style piping.
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- Almost like a ship would...
- [CHAINS CLANGING]
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, God! Don't kill me!
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- Don't kill me!
- Don't kill me!
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Don't kill me!
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Tell her...
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I'm ready to dance...
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if she wants me to dance.
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? Her love shines over my horizon ?
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? She's a slice of heaven ?
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? Slice of heaven ?
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? Moonlight over my horizon ?
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- ? She's a... ?
- Luther?
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Yes?
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"TBH, if we ever get home,
Florence will realize"
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that I'm a tiny,
pathetic little turd of a man
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that doesn't deserve her love.
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That's why I have to destroy the ship
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and make sure that she never,
ever leaves me.
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IMHO, journal, it's the only way.
266
00:11:25,922 --> 00:11:28,523
"TTYL, Owen."
267
00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:30,358
- Dude!
- What?
268
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,726
Florence, do you honestly think
269
00:11:31,728 --> 00:11:33,294
I would write something like that?
270
00:11:33,296 --> 00:11:36,976
No. It's just you did sound
worried about going home.
271
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:37,999
- What?!
- Busted.
272
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,435
Not enough to sabotage the ship.
273
00:11:40,437 --> 00:11:42,237
Danny, you know me better than anybody.
274
00:11:42,239 --> 00:11:44,038
- Come on.
- Do I?
275
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,374
Because you don't seem to
have much time for me lately.
276
00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:47,709
What?
277
00:11:47,711 --> 00:11:49,811
I don't want to jump to
any conclusions here,
278
00:11:49,813 --> 00:11:51,679
but if the bandolier fits,
279
00:11:51,681 --> 00:11:53,781
it's like, come on, what are we doing?
280
00:11:53,783 --> 00:11:55,617
- You know?
- You did this.
281
00:11:55,619 --> 00:11:56,818
You set me up!
282
00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:58,987
Huh? What? Me?
283
00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:01,256
I set you up?
284
00:12:01,258 --> 00:12:05,260
Uh, you think I faked an
entire journal to set you up?
285
00:12:05,262 --> 00:12:06,694
Owen, come on.
286
00:12:06,696 --> 00:12:09,324
I mean, there's like a
hundred entries in here.
287
00:12:09,335 --> 00:12:11,099
Does it sound like I
would even write this?
288
00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:12,133
Here, how about this one.
289
00:12:12,135 --> 00:12:15,703
Uh, "Pack, A.K.A.
off-the-rack Dev Patel."
290
00:12:15,705 --> 00:12:18,464
- Dev Patel?!
- "Seems to shout everything."
291
00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:20,508
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- [QUIETLY] Racist.
292
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,777
Or what about this one?
293
00:12:22,779 --> 00:12:24,679
Uh, "Jess only likes Todd"
294
00:12:24,681 --> 00:12:26,814
because she's got a boner for morons."
295
00:12:26,816 --> 00:12:28,658
- [GASPS]
- What does that even mean?
296
00:12:28,669 --> 00:12:30,637
- Seriously, what does that mean?
- I don't know.
297
00:12:30,648 --> 00:12:33,087
I think it's pretty obvious
what's going on here.
298
00:12:33,089 --> 00:12:35,623
Okay. Owen wrote the journal.
299
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,659
And Owen blew up the ship
300
00:12:37,661 --> 00:12:42,263
because Owen is obsessed with Florence.
301
00:12:42,265 --> 00:12:44,599
- Hey!
- Guys! No!
302
00:12:44,601 --> 00:12:47,402
- Oh, my God!
- What are you doing to me?!
303
00:12:47,404 --> 00:12:49,457
He tried to kill me!
304
00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:51,406
- Okay!
- [SOBBING]
305
00:12:51,408 --> 00:12:53,541
Oh, God.
306
00:12:56,516 --> 00:12:58,616
[GROANS]
307
00:13:00,386 --> 00:13:02,386
Seriously, guys? A drunk tank?
308
00:13:02,388 --> 00:13:04,088
It's for everyone's safety, Owen.
309
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:07,391
I mean, who knows what
else you're capable of.
310
00:13:07,393 --> 00:13:10,094
Now, where is the key?
311
00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:13,164
Danny, come on, prison?
312
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,633
It's just until we figure things out.
313
00:13:15,635 --> 00:13:17,835
You know I would never
do something like this.
314
00:13:17,837 --> 00:13:20,070
- What is going on with you, man?
- Exactly.
315
00:13:20,072 --> 00:13:21,886
You have no idea because
you've been too busy
316
00:13:21,897 --> 00:13:24,708
swapping spit with your
stupid girlfriend!
317
00:13:26,479 --> 00:13:28,479
How do you know who I am?
318
00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:29,680
Are you with her?
319
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:31,615
Who? The Barracuda?
320
00:13:31,617 --> 00:13:33,684
[SCOFFS] Hell no.
321
00:13:33,686 --> 00:13:35,252
We control the ship now.
322
00:13:35,254 --> 00:13:37,121
She's gone?
323
00:13:37,123 --> 00:13:38,722
Ha.
324
00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:40,791
I'm saved. I'm saved!
325
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:42,927
I don't understand why
you're chained here.
326
00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:44,895
The Barracuda said you were dead.
327
00:13:44,897 --> 00:13:47,598
You see, I was her lover,
328
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,533
but I got tired of being a sex toy
329
00:13:49,535 --> 00:13:51,702
on the Red Hot Chili
Peppers' cruise ship.
330
00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:53,304
You can get too much of a good thing.
331
00:13:53,306 --> 00:13:57,174
So I tried to escape,
but she chained me up in here.
332
00:13:57,176 --> 00:13:58,542
Jesus!
333
00:13:58,544 --> 00:13:59,944
She's a piece of work.
334
00:13:59,946 --> 00:14:01,612
Oh, you could say that again.
335
00:14:01,614 --> 00:14:04,281
I, too, was the Barracuda's lover.
336
00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:07,484
Ah, yeah, I can see that.
337
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:09,186
'Cause you're a really cool guy.
338
00:14:09,188 --> 00:14:10,454
[CHUCKLES]
339
00:14:10,456 --> 00:14:11,655
Oh, thanks.
340
00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:12,990
I think you're a pretty cool guy.
341
00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:14,692
She's obviously got a type.
342
00:14:14,694 --> 00:14:15,860
The cool guy type.
343
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,094
Oh, you're the cooler guy.
344
00:14:17,096 --> 00:14:18,706
A lot of women don't
go for the cool guy.
345
00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:19,734
Yeah, that's her thing.
346
00:14:19,745 --> 00:14:21,966
And when they do, look what happens.
347
00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:27,204
Luther, do you believe in fate?
348
00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:28,672
I don't know at the moment.
349
00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:32,076
Just 'cause recently,
I've had a lot of bad luck, man.
350
00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:34,278
Hey.
351
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,646
Thanks.
352
00:14:35,648 --> 00:14:37,615
[SOBS]
353
00:14:37,617 --> 00:14:40,017
I've had a lot of bad luck, too.
354
00:14:40,019 --> 00:14:43,053
Yeah, I know. And I'm just...
I'm talking about me, man.
355
00:14:43,055 --> 00:14:45,155
Okay, sorry.
356
00:14:45,157 --> 00:14:49,293
Perhaps it's all been leading to you.
357
00:14:49,295 --> 00:14:51,428
You know, maybe...
358
00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:53,497
maybe I was meant to find you.
359
00:14:53,499 --> 00:14:55,199
You mean like it was...
360
00:14:55,201 --> 00:14:57,823
BOTH: Our destiny.
361
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:02,239
[METAL GROANING]
362
00:15:03,609 --> 00:15:05,976
[SIGHS] Phew!
363
00:15:05,978 --> 00:15:08,312
For a second there, I was like,
"Maybe I was wrong."
364
00:15:08,314 --> 00:15:10,281
I know. I was having one
of those is what I call
365
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:13,083
a "really moment," where you...
Where just something happens,
366
00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:15,252
and all you can think
of to say is, "Really?"
367
00:15:15,254 --> 00:15:16,921
- Oh, yeah.
- You know? You ever do that?
368
00:15:16,923 --> 00:15:19,156
I do the same with "seriously."
I was like, "Seriously?"
369
00:15:19,158 --> 00:15:21,525
When I heard that noise,
I was like, "Uh-oh, what"...
370
00:15:21,527 --> 00:15:23,394
[LOUD CLANG]
371
00:15:23,396 --> 00:15:25,129
Oh, really?!
372
00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:26,997
Seriously?!
373
00:15:26,999 --> 00:15:28,666
What do you think this is about?
374
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:30,701
I think the ship is sinking.
375
00:15:30,703 --> 00:15:32,369
- Really?
- Seriously.
376
00:15:32,371 --> 00:15:34,204
Shit, let's get out of here!
377
00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:37,408
[GRUNTS]
378
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:40,744
I wish I could say I'm
surprised, Owen, but...
379
00:15:40,746 --> 00:15:42,680
I kind of had a feeling
you'd end up here.
380
00:15:42,682 --> 00:15:44,415
[WATER DRIPPING]
381
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:45,950
Oh, shit.
382
00:15:48,788 --> 00:15:50,354
Wait, are we sinking?
383
00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:52,571
The blast must have done
more damage than we thought.
384
00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:53,991
You guys got to let me out of here.
385
00:15:53,993 --> 00:15:56,535
- We got to go warn the others.
- Corey, unlock the door.
386
00:15:56,546 --> 00:15:57,728
- What?
- BOTH: Open the door!
387
00:15:57,730 --> 00:15:59,563
Right, yeah, sorry.
388
00:15:59,565 --> 00:16:00,798
Okay, come on. Let's go!
389
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,199
- Jesus! Oh, God!
- Ow!
390
00:16:02,201 --> 00:16:03,801
- Hey!
- What are you doing?!
391
00:16:03,803 --> 00:16:06,236
What I should have done
from the very beginning.
392
00:16:06,238 --> 00:16:07,571
Corey, open the door!
393
00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:09,340
No!
394
00:16:09,342 --> 00:16:10,741
Why are you doing this?
395
00:16:10,743 --> 00:16:12,076
You idiot!
396
00:16:12,078 --> 00:16:14,611
You still don't get it, do you?
397
00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:17,381
Oh, my God.
398
00:16:17,383 --> 00:16:18,615
Yes.
399
00:16:18,617 --> 00:16:20,184
You blew up the ship.
400
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,819
That's right.
401
00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:25,322
And no one suspected a thing.
402
00:16:25,324 --> 00:16:28,625
I did! I literally just
said you did this.
403
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:30,594
You want to know why I did it?
404
00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:32,196
Why?
405
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:34,999
For Florence! This whole thing
is obviously for Florence.
406
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:37,101
It's always been for Florence.
407
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:38,769
Florence, that's the motive.
408
00:16:38,771 --> 00:16:42,873
I have loved her for a long time.
409
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:45,743
I remember the first time we met.
410
00:16:45,745 --> 00:16:47,511
God, we don't have time for this!
411
00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:48,779
Come on!
412
00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:50,547
Sir, are you okay?!
413
00:16:50,549 --> 00:16:51,915
Hey!
414
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:55,486
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
415
00:16:55,488 --> 00:16:57,221
[COUGHING]
416
00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:59,456
[GAGGING]
417
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:00,791
What the f...
418
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,627
? Wake me in the morning ?
419
00:17:03,629 --> 00:17:06,997
? With a kiss of love ?
420
00:17:06,999 --> 00:17:10,434
? Touch me soft and gentle on my brow ?
421
00:17:10,436 --> 00:17:13,837
COREY: It was a classic
whirlwind romance.
422
00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:15,606
And then, of course, I saved her life.
423
00:17:15,608 --> 00:17:18,575
God, I'll find you in this life
or the next, because I swear...
424
00:17:18,577 --> 00:17:22,446
- Hurry the (BLEEP) up?!
- Yep, you got it, okay.
425
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:23,981
Goodbye, my love!
426
00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:25,249
- Bye.
- Goodbye!
427
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:30,020
And fate brought us back together.
428
00:17:30,022 --> 00:17:35,592
? Speak to me of all the
precious time we shared ?
429
00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:37,728
? Kiss me once again ?
430
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:41,365
? And make me smile ?
431
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:49,473
? Hallelu, hallelu ?
432
00:17:49,475 --> 00:17:50,507
? Hallelujah ?
433
00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:51,842
You know what they say.
434
00:17:51,844 --> 00:17:54,044
If you love someone, let them go.
435
00:17:54,046 --> 00:17:56,080
And if they come back to you,
436
00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:58,182
you get to keep them...
437
00:17:58,184 --> 00:17:59,416
Forever.
438
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:00,951
What the (BLEEP)
439
00:18:00,953 --> 00:18:02,586
That is not the phrase at all.
440
00:18:02,588 --> 00:18:04,488
Of course it is!
441
00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:06,256
She's mine!
442
00:18:06,258 --> 00:18:10,894
Last night was the greatest
night of my entire life!
443
00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:13,230
Until you had to get in the way
444
00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:16,133
and kiss her with your
little turd mouth.
445
00:18:16,135 --> 00:18:19,236
Corey, if you leave us
in here, we will die.
446
00:18:19,238 --> 00:18:20,971
You need to give us the keys.
447
00:18:20,973 --> 00:18:22,606
You know what?
448
00:18:22,608 --> 00:18:24,141
You're actually right.
449
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:26,009
What am I doing right now?
450
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:28,112
This is insane. Here, take the keys.
451
00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:29,646
Let's hurry up. Let's get out of here.
452
00:18:29,648 --> 00:18:32,983
No, you're gonna pull your hand
away when I reach for them.
453
00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:35,352
Danny, be... be real
right now, all right?
454
00:18:35,354 --> 00:18:37,821
- I'm trying to help you out.
- Really?
455
00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:39,756
Yes, I'm not gonna pull them away.
456
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:42,392
I'm not a child. I'm a grown man.
457
00:18:42,394 --> 00:18:43,794
Wow, thanks, man.
458
00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:45,229
- No, Danny!
- [GROANS]
459
00:18:45,231 --> 00:18:48,132
Why would I give you the
keys?! Are you thick?
460
00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:50,033
I said... I said he was gonna do that.
461
00:18:50,035 --> 00:18:51,768
I'm gonna put them over here...
462
00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:53,704
where they are just out of reach.
463
00:18:53,706 --> 00:18:54,992
What about Danny? Huh?
464
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,547
You're gonna go up there without him,
465
00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:58,090
everyone's gonna come looking for him.
466
00:18:58,101 --> 00:19:00,125
They're gonna find us and
know that you trapped us.
467
00:19:00,136 --> 00:19:01,879
No, that is not what happened.
468
00:19:01,881 --> 00:19:05,549
You guys conked me,
and then you escaped.
469
00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,551
- What?
- Yes, you did.
470
00:19:07,553 --> 00:19:09,219
- Oh!
- Oh!
471
00:19:09,221 --> 00:19:11,488
Now, why did you do that?!
472
00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:14,024
Why did you conk me?!
473
00:19:14,026 --> 00:19:15,692
We didn't! We didn't conk you!
474
00:19:15,694 --> 00:19:18,395
- Yes, you did!
- Oh!
475
00:19:18,397 --> 00:19:19,630
- God!
- Oh!
476
00:19:19,632 --> 00:19:21,165
[SOBBING]
477
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,833
It hurts!
478
00:19:22,835 --> 00:19:25,636
You're escaping!
479
00:19:25,638 --> 00:19:27,838
You're escaping!
480
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:32,376
[LAUGHING]
481
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,547
Time to die.
482
00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:37,648
Oh.
483
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:40,083
Danny, I completely forgot.
484
00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:41,885
Without your little pep talk,
485
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:43,787
I would have never had the courage
486
00:19:43,789 --> 00:19:45,822
to really fight for Florence.
487
00:19:45,824 --> 00:19:48,759
So thank you.
488
00:19:48,761 --> 00:19:49,793
See you later, boys.
489
00:19:50,326 --> 00:19:51,361
- T, no!
- No!
490
00:19:51,363 --> 00:19:54,364
- Hey!
- Corey, please! Hey!
491
00:19:57,924 --> 00:19:59,594
This whole journal
doesn't make any sense.
492
00:19:59,596 --> 00:20:01,696
There's all this Internet slang in here.
493
00:20:01,698 --> 00:20:06,167
Like, "SMH, FML, ROFLcopter."
494
00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:07,902
What the hell is "ROFLcopter"?
495
00:20:07,904 --> 00:20:12,146
Rolling on the floor,
laughing, helicopter?
496
00:20:12,157 --> 00:20:13,596
I don't know. The dude was a nerd.
497
00:20:13,607 --> 00:20:16,460
It just doesn't seem
like Owen, you know?
498
00:20:16,462 --> 00:20:18,996
Well, maybe you didn't know him
as well as you thought you did.
499
00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:22,405
They escaped!
500
00:20:22,885 --> 00:20:24,151
They escaped!
501
00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:25,653
What the hell happened to you?
502
00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:28,726
Danny and Owen got the jump
on me down below deck.
503
00:20:28,737 --> 00:20:30,770
Conked me.
504
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:31,972
What?
505
00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:34,641
I mean, I got... got some
pretty good hits in, too.
506
00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:38,124
I mean, I roughed them
up pretty bad, actually.
507
00:20:38,135 --> 00:20:40,184
- Where are they now?
- I don't know.
508
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,796
Said something about trying to
get off the ship before it sank.
509
00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:44,875
[MURMURING]
510
00:20:44,886 --> 00:20:46,886
What do you mean, "before it sank"?
511
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:49,198
Oh, right! Yeah, the ship, it's sinking.
512
00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:50,551
- The ship is sinking?!
- What?!
513
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:53,854
- The ship is sinking?!
- Abandon ship!
514
00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:57,124
[SCREAMING]
515
00:20:57,126 --> 00:20:59,427
[BOTH SCREAMING]
516
00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:02,330
[BOTH SCREAMING]
517
00:21:03,093 --> 00:21:05,296
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