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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,340 I love you. 2 00:00:07,581 --> 00:00:09,041 Ah, your dress! 3 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,131 I deeply, deeply like Carlos. 4 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:15,333 Yeah, and on anyone else's planet, that would mean love, 5 00:00:15,358 --> 00:00:17,913 so just put the poor boy out of his misery and say it back. 6 00:00:18,012 --> 00:00:19,552 She's still cheating on me, man. 7 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,193 I saw her with him this morning. 8 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:23,653 I can get past it once, but twice... I can't do that. 9 00:00:23,748 --> 00:00:25,848 Tom, what happened? Where's Rob? 10 00:00:25,949 --> 00:00:27,329 He's not coming. 11 00:00:27,469 --> 00:00:29,649 You need to give him a call, you need to... 12 00:00:29,728 --> 00:00:30,728 Come here. 13 00:00:30,828 --> 00:00:32,768 God, Rob! 14 00:00:32,868 --> 00:00:35,048 Why didn't you just talk to me? 15 00:00:36,768 --> 00:00:38,768 Why is my sister still in your flat? 16 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:41,648 Sorry if you wanted to get rid of me, 'cause it's not gonna happen. 17 00:00:41,788 --> 00:00:44,688 If they get together and he breaks her heart, which he will, 18 00:00:44,828 --> 00:00:47,007 I don't want to have to break up with my best mate. 19 00:00:47,007 --> 00:00:48,081 I'm not doing that. 20 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:50,768 Because he's YOUR one true love. 21 00:00:50,909 --> 00:00:54,209 We made a bet. If Tom sleeps with you, he loses the car. 22 00:00:54,349 --> 00:00:57,449 I thought you'd grown up, Tom, but I was so wrong. 23 00:01:34,856 --> 00:01:36,236 Is that too loud? 24 00:01:36,336 --> 00:01:38,236 No, it's fine. 25 00:01:38,377 --> 00:01:40,837 Are you sure because if it's too loud, I can turn it down. 26 00:01:45,315 --> 00:01:47,015 Honestly, I didn't even notice. 27 00:01:47,028 --> 00:01:48,928 It's fine, honestly. 28 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:52,408 Are you just being polite? 29 00:01:52,508 --> 00:01:54,248 Because you said "honestly" twice 30 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,688 and "fine" twice? 31 00:01:55,828 --> 00:02:00,728 I said "fine" twice because it's... honestly fine. 32 00:02:00,828 --> 00:02:02,528 I'll turn it down. 33 00:02:10,908 --> 00:02:14,168 I'm heading to the supermarket. Did you want anything? 34 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,368 Honestly? 35 00:02:33,308 --> 00:02:34,568 Hi. 36 00:02:37,388 --> 00:02:39,848 Come on, come on. I'm going to miss the start of the game. 37 00:02:39,988 --> 00:02:41,748 You do realise that a beach volleyball game 38 00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:43,528 is the equivalent of a tanning session? 39 00:02:46,008 --> 00:02:47,848 How's the water? 40 00:02:47,988 --> 00:02:49,368 It's freezing. It's perfect. 41 00:02:49,508 --> 00:02:50,808 You didn't even go in! Shh. 42 00:02:50,908 --> 00:02:52,088 Bye. 43 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:39,452 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 44 00:03:40,294 --> 00:03:42,008 Look, I know that you are... 45 00:03:42,108 --> 00:03:44,048 ..probably sick of hearing it, 46 00:03:44,188 --> 00:03:46,248 but if there's any way that I can apologise to you 47 00:03:46,348 --> 00:03:47,728 any more than I have, 48 00:03:47,868 --> 00:03:50,168 then you should just tell me and I'll do it. 49 00:03:50,308 --> 00:03:54,968 And then when you forgive me, we can see where we're at. 50 00:03:55,108 --> 00:03:57,528 I already know where I'm at. Where are you at? 51 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:58,688 I've moved on. 52 00:04:01,388 --> 00:04:03,808 Blender's free, go nuts with your banana. 53 00:04:03,948 --> 00:04:06,528 Why can't you just admit that you're still angry? 54 00:04:06,668 --> 00:04:10,648 I'm not angry, I... don't have any feelings about it... 55 00:04:10,748 --> 00:04:11,768 ..at all. 56 00:04:11,868 --> 00:04:14,608 Ooh, oh, no! 57 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:16,288 Just... just give me a second. 58 00:04:17,468 --> 00:04:19,448 Ooh! Ooh! Bum, bum, bum. 59 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:23,088 Hey, Mum, what are you doing? 60 00:04:23,188 --> 00:04:24,248 I'm just, um... 61 00:04:24,388 --> 00:04:26,808 No, no, no, no, no - I just polished the car. 62 00:04:26,908 --> 00:04:28,328 Sorry, darling. 63 00:04:31,228 --> 00:04:34,408 He always washes the salt off at this time of the year. It needs to be done. 64 00:04:35,488 --> 00:04:36,968 Why don't you call your father 65 00:04:37,108 --> 00:04:40,248 and ask him to bring down the water pressure thingy? 66 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:41,808 No, I'm not gonna do that. 67 00:04:41,908 --> 00:04:43,328 You live here too. 68 00:04:43,428 --> 00:04:45,408 I'm not calling him. 69 00:04:45,508 --> 00:04:47,888 You ring, give him what he wants. 70 00:04:48,028 --> 00:04:50,368 He's the one that called the 'no contact' rule. 71 00:04:50,468 --> 00:04:51,768 Oh, come on. 72 00:04:51,908 --> 00:04:54,068 We both know you're gonna be the one that cracks first. 73 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:56,388 Why are you on his side? I'm not on his side. 74 00:04:56,508 --> 00:04:58,888 I've got my own stand-off at home, thank you very much! 75 00:05:01,308 --> 00:05:04,328 This is not where I say, "I told you so." 76 00:05:04,468 --> 00:05:06,928 Yeah, well, I've apologised a million times. I'm done. 77 00:05:07,068 --> 00:05:09,088 This is broken, that's what's wrong with it. 78 00:05:09,228 --> 00:05:12,048 You can't let this drive you and Miranda apart permanently. 79 00:05:12,148 --> 00:05:13,688 Yeah, well, ditto you and Dad. 80 00:05:13,828 --> 00:05:15,688 Speak to her. Call him! 81 00:05:23,388 --> 00:05:25,848 - Got ya. - One new message. 82 00:05:25,948 --> 00:05:28,168 Hi, Warwick, it's Ken. 83 00:05:28,268 --> 00:05:29,728 We need to set up a meeting. 84 00:05:29,868 --> 00:05:32,808 I'm getting solid interest from that new distributor so, uh... 85 00:05:35,308 --> 00:05:36,848 But I don't really want to go to F.A.T. Night 86 00:05:36,948 --> 00:05:38,228 if you're not going to be there. 87 00:05:38,253 --> 00:05:39,408 It's gonna be much more fun 88 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,308 than having dinner with my parents, trust me. 89 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:44,993 No, trust me, I would love to have dinner with you guys. 90 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:46,028 Sure, sure. 91 00:05:46,148 --> 00:05:48,028 I'm serious, I want to meet your dad. 92 00:05:48,108 --> 00:05:50,088 He needs to know that I'm... 93 00:05:50,188 --> 00:05:51,328 Serious? Yeah. 94 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:55,088 Funny. Yes, serious. 95 00:05:55,228 --> 00:05:58,308 My dad is a pushover. It's my mum who's tough. 96 00:05:58,408 --> 00:05:59,848 Ah, so you keep telling me. 97 00:05:59,988 --> 00:06:01,788 'Tough's probably not the right word actually. 98 00:06:01,813 --> 00:06:03,448 It's more 'hypercritical', 99 00:06:03,548 --> 00:06:05,128 with emphasis on the 'hyper' 100 00:06:05,268 --> 00:06:07,968 and probably on the 'critical', as well. 101 00:06:08,108 --> 00:06:10,448 She can't be that bad. I'm sugar-coating it. 102 00:06:10,588 --> 00:06:12,608 I'm just not ready to subject you to her just yet. 103 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,328 But I'll charm her. 104 00:06:14,468 --> 00:06:16,768 No, you'll flatter her and there is a difference. 105 00:06:16,868 --> 00:06:19,048 She doesn't trust flatter-er-ers. 106 00:06:21,108 --> 00:06:22,448 I don't know! 107 00:06:22,588 --> 00:06:23,848 Ah, thank you. Don't panic. 108 00:06:23,988 --> 00:06:25,908 I will let them in if they're early. Thanks, man. 109 00:06:25,933 --> 00:06:26,993 Bye. 110 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,608 Hello, hi, come in. 111 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:35,328 Awww. 112 00:06:36,988 --> 00:06:38,968 Ooh, what a lovely... 113 00:06:39,068 --> 00:06:40,448 ..little flat. 114 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:43,528 Look at this position. You could cast a fishing line out that window. 115 00:06:43,628 --> 00:06:45,048 Tried that once. 116 00:06:45,188 --> 00:06:49,268 Um, Katherine, Mitchell, this is Harry. 117 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:52,888 Not the Prince, in case you were wondering. 118 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:54,248 We weren't. 119 00:06:55,688 --> 00:06:59,448 Um... so I was thinking that we would go to the art gallery 120 00:06:59,588 --> 00:07:02,648 and then maybe grab some lunch, probably do a bit of shopping, 121 00:07:02,728 --> 00:07:04,128 and then come back here for dinner. 122 00:07:04,268 --> 00:07:06,368 Here? Be nice. 123 00:07:07,648 --> 00:07:08,888 I'll cook. 124 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,408 Well, at least we get to meet Carlos, at last. 125 00:07:11,548 --> 00:07:15,968 Uh, no, that... that's actually not part of the... plan. 126 00:07:16,108 --> 00:07:19,008 You've been seeing him for ages. When are we going to clap eyes on him? 127 00:07:19,108 --> 00:07:20,568 Um, well, no. 128 00:07:20,668 --> 00:07:23,168 He really wanted to... meet you too. 129 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,028 He just, um... he's busy. 130 00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:27,848 Doing what? Dinner with friends. 131 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,088 Well, if it can't be helped. 132 00:07:29,188 --> 00:07:30,788 What, upstairs? 133 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,448 Pardon? His dinner. 134 00:07:32,588 --> 00:07:35,008 It's upstairs, so maybe he can pop in. 135 00:07:36,508 --> 00:07:38,448 Thank you for the clarification, Harry. 136 00:07:40,268 --> 00:07:41,768 Let's not keep the art waiting. 137 00:07:57,828 --> 00:08:00,808 I flew home early because I thought we should talk. 138 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,408 And then I checked my phone at the airport 139 00:08:05,548 --> 00:08:07,488 and you've changed your relationship status? 140 00:08:08,748 --> 00:08:12,288 If you wanted to hurt me, why do it publicly... again? 141 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:13,808 That's not why I did it. 142 00:08:13,948 --> 00:08:17,008 I went to Mum and Dad's expecting that you'd... 143 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:20,848 ..I dunno, call - 144 00:08:20,948 --> 00:08:23,248 show some sign that you care. 145 00:08:23,388 --> 00:08:27,208 But the first thing I get is a relationship status update 146 00:08:27,308 --> 00:08:29,128 telling me that we're separated! 147 00:08:29,268 --> 00:08:31,108 Look, I wasn't really thinking when I did that. 148 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,368 Obviously not! 149 00:08:32,508 --> 00:08:34,168 But, really, what else is there to say? 150 00:08:34,268 --> 00:08:35,568 I don't know. 151 00:08:35,668 --> 00:08:37,968 Um, maybe, "I'm sorry." 152 00:08:38,108 --> 00:08:40,248 Maybe, "Standing you up was unforgivable." 153 00:08:40,348 --> 00:08:42,328 Maybe, "How do we get past this?" 154 00:08:45,548 --> 00:08:47,608 What's with the packing boxes? 155 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,368 I put them there for you. 156 00:08:51,888 --> 00:08:54,728 I don't know if you want me to help you with the packing or what, but... 157 00:08:55,788 --> 00:08:57,628 You were the one that wanted to renew our vows. 158 00:08:57,668 --> 00:08:58,568 I know, but... 159 00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:00,668 You were the one that said that you'd forgiven me. 160 00:09:00,693 --> 00:09:02,633 I...I'm sorry, I thought I had! 161 00:09:03,748 --> 00:09:05,528 But when you were away, I... 162 00:09:06,628 --> 00:09:07,608 What? 163 00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:11,568 I dunno. Yes, you do. Just say it. 164 00:09:13,408 --> 00:09:15,368 It was easier, alright? 165 00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:17,488 It was easier without you here. 166 00:09:19,188 --> 00:09:21,328 And I... I realised that... 167 00:09:22,868 --> 00:09:25,208 ..if your stuff wasn't here, then that'd be easier too. 168 00:09:29,008 --> 00:09:30,808 So, this is how it ends, is it? 169 00:09:33,568 --> 00:09:35,408 Is it, seriously? 170 00:09:37,028 --> 00:09:38,768 I thought you could get a serviced apartment 171 00:09:38,908 --> 00:09:40,988 while we work out what's next, and I'll pay for it... 172 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,368 Oh, a serviced apartment! 173 00:09:42,508 --> 00:09:44,688 Well, clearly, you've thought that part through. 174 00:09:44,828 --> 00:09:47,688 There's no easy way to do this, OK? It just has to happen. 175 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,088 Hey. 176 00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:56,688 I thought you and Miranda were going for coffee after yoga. 177 00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:59,768 She wasn't there, she went to an early class again. 178 00:09:59,908 --> 00:10:02,768 We should have told her about the bet the second she moved in. 179 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,768 Well, whatever. She knows now. 180 00:10:07,508 --> 00:10:09,888 Have you even stopped to consider how she feels? 181 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,728 And what about Tom? Do you really think he's OK with what you did? 182 00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:15,808 Of course he is. We're good. 183 00:10:17,428 --> 00:10:19,368 This conversation isn't over, buddy. 184 00:10:19,508 --> 00:10:21,248 Feels over to me. Steve... 185 00:10:21,348 --> 00:10:23,328 Hey, mate, what's going on? 186 00:10:23,428 --> 00:10:26,288 Uh, Colette's down in the flat... 187 00:10:26,388 --> 00:10:28,048 ..packing. 188 00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:30,248 She's back? When did that happen? 189 00:10:30,348 --> 00:10:31,768 Wait, did you say packing? 190 00:10:31,868 --> 00:10:33,088 Yeah. 191 00:10:33,228 --> 00:10:35,888 So, I gotta... get out for a while. 192 00:10:35,988 --> 00:10:37,528 I was gonna go for a surf. 193 00:10:37,668 --> 00:10:39,728 Actually, Rob, can you wait outside for a sec? 194 00:10:39,828 --> 00:10:41,968 Uh... OK. 195 00:10:47,768 --> 00:10:48,968 Can you believe that?! 196 00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:51,088 No! That was incredibly rude! 197 00:10:51,188 --> 00:10:52,748 Not me, him! 198 00:10:52,888 --> 00:10:55,288 Do you really think that he's kicked her out? 199 00:10:55,428 --> 00:10:58,148 Well, you could have asked him if you hadn't pushed him out the door. 200 00:10:59,248 --> 00:11:01,208 Go have a surf with him, find out what's going on. 201 00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:03,508 I was gonna go to the fish market, the... the prawns... 202 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:05,988 I...I will go and get them after I've seen Colette! 203 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:08,408 If he's kicked her out, I'm gonna kill him. 204 00:11:08,508 --> 00:11:09,928 I heard that. 205 00:11:14,028 --> 00:11:16,528 Alright, better make it a quick one. 206 00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:20,688 Colette? 207 00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:23,488 Jesus! 208 00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:27,288 He said it was easier when I wasn't here. 209 00:11:28,828 --> 00:11:30,768 What - you two can't talk it through? 210 00:11:30,868 --> 00:11:32,528 That's what I wanted. 211 00:11:32,628 --> 00:11:35,328 But he had boxes and tape... 212 00:11:37,468 --> 00:11:42,128 ..and no interest in talking about it or taking any responsibility. 213 00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:46,728 You know what? Whatever. 214 00:11:46,828 --> 00:11:50,808 If he wants me gone, fine, I'll go. 215 00:11:50,948 --> 00:11:54,088 Just wait, come on. You need to stop doing that. 216 00:11:55,328 --> 00:11:57,088 How can he do this, Dani? 217 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,400 Have you seen this? 218 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,080 It's... it's cruel. 219 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:13,840 Ah. Yeah. 220 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:17,320 I don't think Rob did it to intentionally hurt her, though. 221 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,480 Well, how can it not hurt her? 222 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:22,360 I mean, I haven't even changed my relationship status 223 00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:25,760 from "In a relationship" to "Single". 224 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:27,520 Good for you. 225 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,620 Because it's a sensitive thing. 226 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,440 It's a deliberate, official, 227 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:33,960 public... thing. 228 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,160 Mm. 229 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:38,160 Well, I agree with you, it's a... thing. 230 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:42,440 But you broke up publicly, so you not changing your status is... 231 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,520 What? 232 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:44,920 Oh, Miranda. 233 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,000 Dani, hey. 234 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,640 Tom, um, are you guys busy? 235 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,579 I've already been to yoga and had breakfast. 236 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,320 No, it's not me, it's... 237 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,040 ..Rob and Colette. 238 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:55,800 She's back and... and breaking things. 239 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,060 Is this what you were hoping for when you updated your status? 240 00:13:03,085 --> 00:13:05,320 No. No? 241 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:09,560 Well, I don't know. I guess I just wanted to put a bomb under her. 242 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,840 Yeah, well... kaboom. 243 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:13,360 It made sense when I did it. 244 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,640 OK, so, you acted on impulse there. No judgement. 245 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:19,960 But, I mean... packing boxes. 246 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,600 That required a bit more thought. 247 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:24,480 If we're gonna do this, Steve, it has to be done for real. 248 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,920 That's harsh. Well... 249 00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:30,160 One of us has to leave and I was living here when we met, so that's... 250 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,280 Way harsh. 251 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,880 This is you not judging, is it? 252 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,040 I can have an opinion. 253 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,840 Yeah, but just 'cause you're married now 254 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:38,300 doesn't mean you're the expert on every relationship drama. 255 00:13:38,325 --> 00:13:39,320 Oh, get over yourself! 256 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:41,840 You've got less credibility on relationships 257 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,240 than anyone in a radius of about 30 kilometres. 258 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,661 Yeah, OK - Tom the heartbreaker, Tom the commitment-phobe. 259 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:48,400 Can we change the subject, please? Sure. 260 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,740 We're meant to be here for Rob? 261 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:51,680 Yes, we are meant to be here for Rob! 262 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:52,760 Where is Rob? 263 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,400 We've gotta fix this. 264 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:00,920 Yeah, I'm fine with that. Yeah, so am I. 265 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:03,280 Good. Well, don't stuff it up, then. 266 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:04,760 Hey, you got away from us there. 267 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,120 In case you girls were wondering, you're not helping me feel better. 268 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,920 Look, I'm just throwing it out there, but... 269 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:15,440 ..maybe you're making a monumental mistake. 270 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,640 There you go. 271 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,640 Thank you, I have been dying for your coffee. 272 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:25,480 Well, enjoy it, Maggie. It'll be one of my last. 273 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,680 Everything OK? Yeah, all good. 274 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:29,640 I just got a new job in the city, that's all. 275 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:30,960 Tomorrow's my last day. 276 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,440 Oh, well, good luck. Thanks. 277 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:38,600 Hey, you see they're finally fixing that footpath on Temple Avenue. 278 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,640 Oh, about time. 279 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,720 Uh, would you, um... would you care to join me? 280 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:44,920 Unless you've got to be somewhere else. 281 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:47,120 No. I can sit down with you for a while. 282 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,280 Oh, great, good. 283 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,920 I'm Maggie. Oh, hi. Myles. 284 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,660 Yeah, good to meet you. Nice to meet you. 285 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,880 Properly, at last. I know, I've seen you here before. 286 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:56,740 Yeah, yeah. 287 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,120 Hey? 288 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,560 You're not chucking all this stuff out, are you? 289 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,040 What's the point in keeping a bunch of uni assignments 290 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,640 for a course you never used and a career you never had. 291 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:07,800 Hey. 292 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,480 I'm fine. 293 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:13,200 I'm hearing you say you're fine, but I'm seeing you binning your life. 294 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,560 It's a clog. 295 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,720 Just a stupid souvenir. 296 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:21,160 It sat on my bookshelf for about six months. 297 00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:22,880 You cared about this clog. 298 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,920 Come here. Hey, come here. 299 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,840 It's alright. Come here, come here. 300 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,920 You know, if you need a place to stay, you can crash at mine. 301 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,480 Thanks. 302 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:41,600 But I think that that would kind of be a step backwards. 303 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,880 Well, you wouldn't be coming back to me, it's just to my place, 304 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,060 until you get things sorted out, that's all I meant. 305 00:15:47,085 --> 00:15:48,480 I know. 306 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,400 I feel like I need to change my whole life, 307 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,920 not just my apartment number. 308 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,520 You don't think you're making it a little too easy for him? 309 00:15:55,545 --> 00:15:57,640 What can I do? He wants me out. 310 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:00,360 Yeah, well, you stuffed up, but he has too, now. 311 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,040 You know, the whole not showing up to the vows thing. You're even. 312 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,600 I feel that way too. 313 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,240 Well, so, fight for it. What are you doing? 314 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,280 Right. 315 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,840 Thanks. 316 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,520 I've stopped packing. 317 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:28,680 Colette... Why should I make this easy for you? 318 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,440 We're married. 319 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,920 This is supposed to be hard. 320 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,600 You want to drag this out? 321 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,580 You want to make it harder than it needs to be? 322 00:16:36,605 --> 00:16:37,785 Of course I don't! 323 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,920 This all seems crazy, given what I thought I was coming home to. 324 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:45,840 Then again, I... 325 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,960 ..was still hoping to save our marriage. 326 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,820 That's impossible. Why? 327 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,520 Because too much has happened. 328 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,840 You know what you're saying, don't you? 329 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:59,360 If I keep packing, it's going to end in lawyers and divorce papers. 330 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,000 Is that what you want? 331 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,920 I didn't do anything wrong. 332 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:06,200 You said you believed me! I do. 333 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,640 Well, then, why?! 334 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,960 Because... Why do you think?! 335 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:14,340 I hate everything about the way I've been. 336 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:17,120 I don't want to be jealous. 337 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,100 I don't want to be paranoid, 338 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,800 having all these conversations in my head that aren't even there. 339 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,680 I can't be this gutless person anymore. 340 00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:31,000 I don't want to be who your cheating turned me into. 341 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,560 Don't you love me anymore? 342 00:17:34,899 --> 00:17:36,319 Yeah, I do. 343 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:39,959 But... Then, it's not over. 344 00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:44,759 I'm going to F.A.T. Night tonight and I think you should come. 345 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,959 Well, the short story 346 00:17:52,099 --> 00:17:54,699 is that we need you to come to F.A.T. Night tonight. 347 00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:56,959 I've got Steve all over me like a rash. 348 00:17:57,099 --> 00:17:59,559 Rob and Colette, they're doing it pretty tough at the moment 349 00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:02,639 and we need your... wisdom. 350 00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:05,439 My wisdom? Mm. 351 00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:08,439 Is that a polite way of calling me old? 352 00:18:08,579 --> 00:18:11,239 I don't think there is a polite way of calling someone old, Mum. 353 00:18:11,379 --> 00:18:13,539 Oh, that makes me feel a lot better. But will you come? 354 00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:15,479 I'd like to, but I can't. 355 00:18:15,579 --> 00:18:16,719 Hmm? 356 00:18:16,859 --> 00:18:18,839 I've got a new friend. We're having a bite to eat. 357 00:18:18,979 --> 00:18:20,559 Oh, you've got a new friend! OK, good! 358 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,879 Anyway, I'm not so wise, as you so kindly pointed out this morning. 359 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,679 No, no, you were right, the non-apologising. 360 00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:28,839 Non-polite thing is not really panning out either, 361 00:18:28,939 --> 00:18:30,919 it just ended in some lame argument. 362 00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:33,799 Then stop justifying your actions. Don't excuse your behaviour. 363 00:18:33,939 --> 00:18:37,479 Just... agree with everything she says. 364 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,359 OK. I'll try that. 365 00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:42,359 "Yes, Miranda." Sure. 366 00:18:42,499 --> 00:18:43,759 Yeah. Yeah. 367 00:18:43,899 --> 00:18:44,899 Nodding. Nodding. 368 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:46,719 OK, thank you. Good luck. 369 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,359 I mean, I know Rob's a guy, but does he have to act like a...? 370 00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,159 Guy? 371 00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:53,199 I mean, what is wrong with him? 372 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,319 Yeah, you're right, he's... deluded. 373 00:18:58,479 --> 00:18:59,879 What? 374 00:19:01,259 --> 00:19:03,879 I know he thinks he's being all adult and up-front, 375 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:07,559 but actually, he's really just avoiding the situation at hand. 376 00:19:07,699 --> 00:19:10,139 Absolutely. I mean, men are so predictable. 377 00:19:10,239 --> 00:19:11,559 They are? 378 00:19:11,699 --> 00:19:13,159 I... They are! They... 379 00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:15,239 They go into their little caves 380 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:18,559 when they should be out, being open, honest. 381 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,839 Screw men. Alright, you can stop that. 382 00:19:20,939 --> 00:19:22,039 Stop what? 383 00:19:22,139 --> 00:19:23,279 Making fun of me. 384 00:19:23,419 --> 00:19:25,479 What? I'm definitely not doing that. You're being smug, stop it. 385 00:19:25,619 --> 00:19:27,639 I'm not being anything. I was genuinely agreeing... 386 00:19:27,739 --> 00:19:29,539 Oh, forget it! Forget it. 387 00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:31,359 Miranda, really, I... 388 00:19:31,499 --> 00:19:33,539 Seriously, I should have known better than to expect 389 00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:35,319 a mature conversation from you. 390 00:19:41,699 --> 00:19:43,199 Thanks, Mum. 391 00:19:43,339 --> 00:19:46,359 No, you... you have to come. You both do. 392 00:19:46,499 --> 00:19:48,279 It won't be the same without you, mate. 393 00:19:48,419 --> 00:19:50,419 Yeah, and if you're both here, than we can sit down 394 00:19:50,444 --> 00:19:52,239 and talk about it calmly and fix it. 395 00:19:52,339 --> 00:19:53,719 It's a good point, Robbo. 396 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,959 The point of a separation is to separate, so... 397 00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:58,739 But you're not there yet, though, are you? 398 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,279 I only came up to tell you... I can't make it. 399 00:20:01,419 --> 00:20:03,559 Want me to stand outside while you discuss it or...? 400 00:20:03,659 --> 00:20:05,339 I'm... I'm sorry about that. 401 00:20:05,479 --> 00:20:07,599 See ya. Right. 402 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:11,279 OK. 403 00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:12,759 This is so wrong. 404 00:20:12,859 --> 00:20:14,199 Yeah, it is. 405 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,999 Rob has no right to force us to choose between them. 406 00:20:17,139 --> 00:20:18,919 Hang on. He was only saying he's not coming. 407 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,759 That's the start of an ultimatum. 408 00:20:20,899 --> 00:20:23,679 Alright, A, Rob was not asking us to choose between them 409 00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:25,759 and, B, he was living here first, 410 00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:28,199 so we have to take that into account. 411 00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:29,759 And, C, that's total crap. 412 00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:33,119 Why do you need to be on his side just because he's a guy? 413 00:20:33,219 --> 00:20:34,439 I'm not! 414 00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:36,119 But if I am, which I'm not, 415 00:20:36,259 --> 00:20:38,259 then you're doing the exact same thing with Colette 416 00:20:38,284 --> 00:20:40,039 because she's a woman. 417 00:20:40,179 --> 00:20:42,519 That's it, I'm calling it, dinner's cancelled. 418 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,139 I'll go out with Rob and Tom and you can go out with the girls. 419 00:20:45,219 --> 00:20:46,319 Fine. 420 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,359 No, it's not fine. 421 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:51,759 I really love my parents, 422 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,599 but after listening to my mother 423 00:20:53,739 --> 00:20:56,159 critique every single piece of art in the gallery, 424 00:20:56,299 --> 00:20:59,399 I'm really, really glad they're staying at a hotel. 425 00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:01,919 Yeah. 426 00:21:03,819 --> 00:21:06,079 Dani said that you found out about the bet. 427 00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:09,519 Yeah, but I don't care... anymore. 428 00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:11,179 We should have told you. 429 00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:17,319 Wasn't it you who wrote out the napkin? 430 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:22,519 It was just a silly thing, you know, you weren't even in the picture. 431 00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:24,319 No, I'm not blaming you. 432 00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:25,599 It's... it's not your fault. 433 00:21:25,739 --> 00:21:27,439 It's Tom's, actually. 434 00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:29,159 Hang on, hold that thought. 435 00:21:29,259 --> 00:21:30,739 Carlos, hey. 436 00:21:30,859 --> 00:21:34,439 Hoy, amor. I saw your missed call. Everything OK with Papa y Mama? 437 00:21:34,539 --> 00:21:36,039 They're happy. 438 00:21:36,139 --> 00:21:37,679 Yeah, no, I got a text from Dani. 439 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,559 Apparently F.A.T. Night isn't on. 440 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,799 Oh, that's good. Is it? 441 00:21:41,939 --> 00:21:43,739 That means I can come to dinner with you. 442 00:21:43,819 --> 00:21:46,519 Uh, that is if you want me there. 443 00:21:46,659 --> 00:21:50,279 Dani didn't definitely say that it wasn't happening. 444 00:21:50,419 --> 00:21:52,999 I would like to come to dinner with your family. 445 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,079 I don't care if your mother criticises me. 446 00:21:55,179 --> 00:21:57,599 Yeah. You say that now. 447 00:21:57,699 --> 00:21:59,719 I'm a big boy, Grace. 448 00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:02,799 Alright, big boy, but remember, you've been warned. 449 00:22:02,899 --> 00:22:04,599 OK. 450 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,959 "Big boy"! 451 00:22:07,099 --> 00:22:09,279 Carlos is coming to dinner with my parents 452 00:22:09,379 --> 00:22:11,119 and my Mum's gonna tear him apart. 453 00:22:11,259 --> 00:22:15,559 Yeah, well, maybe she'll surprise you and really like him. 454 00:22:15,699 --> 00:22:19,084 Honestly, I think it's gonna be a bloodbath. 455 00:22:25,671 --> 00:22:27,221 Mitchell, Katherine. 456 00:22:27,227 --> 00:22:28,407 Carlos. 457 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,527 G'day, Carlos. Pleasure to meet you, sir. 458 00:22:30,628 --> 00:22:33,308 Oh, none of that. Mitchell's fine. 459 00:22:33,408 --> 00:22:34,848 So beautiful. 460 00:22:34,948 --> 00:22:36,968 Grace, your mother, she is gorgeous. 461 00:22:37,108 --> 00:22:38,888 Now I know where you got your good looks. 462 00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:41,288 You're pretty too, Mitchell. 463 00:22:41,388 --> 00:22:43,368 He's adorable. 464 00:22:46,188 --> 00:22:47,828 Basically, it's just glorified accounting 465 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:50,149 but, you know, it pays enough to keep me in movie tickets, 466 00:22:50,174 --> 00:22:51,568 so I'm not complaining. 467 00:22:51,668 --> 00:22:53,208 So, you're a big movie buff? 468 00:22:53,308 --> 00:22:55,088 Yeah, yeah. Movies, documentaries. 469 00:22:55,228 --> 00:22:56,988 I just saw a great one on Tennessee Williams. 470 00:22:57,028 --> 00:22:59,208 Did you know that they nearly cast Grace Kelly 471 00:22:59,348 --> 00:23:00,828 as Maggie in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"? 472 00:23:00,829 --> 00:23:03,248 They did. I'm impressed. 473 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:06,288 So, do you go to the movies much? 474 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,088 Not as much as I would like to. 475 00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:13,528 Warwick needs to be persuaded to venture out of the front door. 476 00:23:13,668 --> 00:23:16,388 Though, recently, I have been catching movies 477 00:23:16,488 --> 00:23:17,848 as soon as they come out. 478 00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:21,248 So, I guess things have changed. 479 00:23:21,348 --> 00:23:23,168 Well, change can't be all bad. 480 00:23:24,548 --> 00:23:27,628 So, where is your place? In the country. 481 00:23:27,748 --> 00:23:30,488 Oh. Oh, I just thought you must be a local. 482 00:23:30,628 --> 00:23:32,448 I mean, I see you here almost every day. 483 00:23:32,588 --> 00:23:35,008 I don't know why I said that. I... I do live here. 484 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:39,168 I guess I still see the country as being home. 485 00:23:41,008 --> 00:23:43,008 It's complicated. 486 00:23:43,148 --> 00:23:46,208 Ah, good film. Meryl Streep was excellent. 487 00:23:46,348 --> 00:23:48,768 Sorry, lame joke, but don't worry, I... 488 00:23:48,868 --> 00:23:51,608 ..I understand complicated. 489 00:23:52,868 --> 00:23:55,528 I don't think I could handle all the heat and the noise. 490 00:23:55,628 --> 00:23:57,728 No, but the noise is the best part. 491 00:23:57,868 --> 00:24:00,968 And, Mitchell, you would enjoy the costumes or... 492 00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:02,408 ..the lack of costumes. 493 00:24:02,548 --> 00:24:05,408 Careful, my wife might hear you. 494 00:24:05,508 --> 00:24:06,768 But if she's there with you, 495 00:24:06,908 --> 00:24:08,728 she'll be wearing a costume as well, no? 496 00:24:08,868 --> 00:24:11,008 Or not wearing a costume. 497 00:24:11,148 --> 00:24:15,288 OK, alright, so we officially have to stop talking about nakedness 498 00:24:15,428 --> 00:24:17,608 and sweaty Carnaval and my mother and... 499 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:20,428 We're all trying to eat here. 500 00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:22,088 She's so straitlaced. 501 00:24:23,468 --> 00:24:26,648 Did I tell you that we've got a new senior lawyer at work? 502 00:24:26,748 --> 00:24:28,408 That should be interesting. 503 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,008 Why didn't you go for the job? 504 00:24:31,288 --> 00:24:34,568 You're always underselling yourself. 505 00:24:35,748 --> 00:24:38,328 You said that working for the magazine was underselling myself. 506 00:24:38,428 --> 00:24:40,248 This is delicious, Grace. 507 00:24:40,368 --> 00:24:43,048 Very tasty. One of Carlos's home recipes, I take it? 508 00:24:43,188 --> 00:24:47,328 No, no, but I am trying to get Grace to try a little bit of spice, 509 00:24:47,428 --> 00:24:49,208 just a little bit of chilli. 510 00:24:49,348 --> 00:24:52,608 To make it edible? Oi! Watch it! 511 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,648 No, no, I... I love her food. 512 00:24:54,748 --> 00:24:56,328 I love your food! 513 00:24:56,468 --> 00:24:58,608 He likes your cooking. I think this one's a keeper. 514 00:24:59,868 --> 00:25:02,048 He's lying, he is a flatterer. 515 00:25:02,148 --> 00:25:04,208 So, Katherine, you're a lecturer? 516 00:25:04,308 --> 00:25:05,528 I am. 517 00:25:05,668 --> 00:25:09,648 What are your thoughts on national identity in this country? 518 00:25:09,788 --> 00:25:12,308 Because I have my own thoughts, but I want to know if I'm right. 519 00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:13,993 How long have you got? 520 00:25:16,008 --> 00:25:18,488 Nothing like hangin' with mates. 521 00:25:18,588 --> 00:25:19,528 Yep. 522 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:23,808 Just... blokes and pizza. 523 00:25:23,908 --> 00:25:25,288 It's all good. 524 00:25:26,588 --> 00:25:27,608 Mm-hm. 525 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:35,588 Speaking of Colette, how are things with... Colette? 526 00:25:36,528 --> 00:25:37,908 I wouldn't know, mate. 527 00:25:40,868 --> 00:25:42,928 Do you reckon she's handling it OK? 528 00:25:43,068 --> 00:25:45,888 I don't know. You'd have to ask her. 529 00:25:45,988 --> 00:25:47,768 Well, he's askin' you. 530 00:25:47,868 --> 00:25:49,448 And I don't want to talk about it. 531 00:25:49,588 --> 00:25:52,928 None of us want to talk about it, but... we're all talking about it. 532 00:25:53,028 --> 00:25:54,408 In fact, we're fighting about it. 533 00:25:54,548 --> 00:25:57,488 Can you back me up here? 534 00:25:57,588 --> 00:26:00,008 Well... Miranda's got the shits. 535 00:26:00,108 --> 00:26:01,688 Your bomb blew us all up, mate. 536 00:26:02,868 --> 00:26:04,528 What do you expect me to say? 537 00:26:04,668 --> 00:26:07,648 Well, I don't want to sound unsupportive, but... 538 00:26:07,788 --> 00:26:11,008 ..I'd have to say, honestly, it would've been a lot easier 539 00:26:11,148 --> 00:26:13,728 if you'd just done the decent thing and just... died. 540 00:26:13,868 --> 00:26:15,528 Agreed. 541 00:26:15,568 --> 00:26:17,448 You mean it would've been easier for you blokes. 542 00:26:17,473 --> 00:26:19,053 Yeah, of course. 543 00:26:19,108 --> 00:26:22,088 Well, at the very least, you should have left Facebook alone. 544 00:26:22,188 --> 00:26:23,768 Am I right, Thomas? 545 00:26:23,868 --> 00:26:25,768 Um, I believe you are, Steven. 546 00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:27,608 Oh, look... 547 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,208 Look, things are gonna change. 548 00:26:31,308 --> 00:26:34,288 But, you know, we're all big boys. 549 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,928 I'm sure we can handle it, can't we? Yeah, course we can. 550 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,500 Oh, thanks, I'll pay. Oh, no, I've got it. 551 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,780 It's the least I can do for ruining F.A.T. Night. 552 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,240 Hey. It's not your fault the boys are sticking together. 553 00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,660 I just wanted everything to be normal. 554 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,760 I wanted all of us to be together at F.A.T. Night. 555 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,860 I know I was forcing the issue, but I really didn't expect Rob to bail. 556 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,500 Steve was the one who cancelled, and he's been taught better. 557 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,300 I know, I taught him. Yeah, Tom's just as bad. 558 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,660 No, not Tom. I had the reverse conversation with Tom. 559 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,340 Reverse... how? 560 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,940 He offered me a room if I needed it. 561 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,440 Tom offered you a room at our place? 562 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,080 Yeah. He's a good guy. 563 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,340 You know, you give up on him, 564 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,080 and then he comes through with the goods. 565 00:27:13,105 --> 00:27:14,780 Yeah, or he does the exact opposite, 566 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,540 and disappoints you beyond belief. 567 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,840 Well, at least he's trying to be supportive of Colette. 568 00:27:18,865 --> 00:27:20,305 You know, you've gotta give him that. 569 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,180 Want some? 570 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,460 You said she could stay. At your place. 571 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,340 Yeah. You can't just throw her out on the street. 572 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,440 We're all big boys, isn't that what you said? 573 00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:32,660 She needs a place to live, she needs support. 574 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,660 Yeah, agreed, but do you think that support should come from you? 575 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,100 Why not? Because you have a history. 576 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,140 Oh, you think I'm gonna try and rekindle that? 577 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,700 Well, 'rekindle's your word, Tom, but, yes. 578 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,300 Oh, I don't believe this. 579 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,300 Well, it's not like you're the poster boy for trustworthy, is it, Tom? 580 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,100 Thank you, Steve. What's that supposed to mean? 581 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,140 Are you kidding me? Are you? 582 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,080 Oh, is that how you live with yourself, is it? 583 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,560 You just conveniently forget about the garbage you've pulled. 584 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,080 Oh, you know what? 585 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,200 As much as I'd love to hang out with you schoolkids 586 00:28:00,225 --> 00:28:01,660 and discuss my broken marriage, 587 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,740 I think I need some air. 588 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,180 Me too. 589 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,740 Hey, wait up. Wait up, I'm coming. 590 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,540 Oh, I can handle this, OK? You're just makin' it worse. 591 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,860 What's up your arse? Ha! You really want to know? 592 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,460 Oh, mildly interested, yeah. 593 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,160 You said you were gonna stay away from Miranda. 594 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,900 She was, and this is a direct quote, "off-limits." 595 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,420 But you still tried to go there, didn't you? 596 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,560 Yeah, well whatever I said, directly or indirectly, 597 00:28:25,585 --> 00:28:27,060 doesn't really matter, does it? 598 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,620 You had no right to get in the way. It's got nothing to do with you. 599 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,041 And for your information, I don't even care about the bet. 600 00:28:32,181 --> 00:28:34,341 Oh, when are you gonna realise it is not about the bet? 601 00:28:34,366 --> 00:28:35,460 It's about you, Tom. 602 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,260 Oh, really? Because it kind of feels like it all about you, Steve. 603 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,180 You need to grow up and move on. 604 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,320 It is never gonna happen with my sister, OK? Never. 605 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,360 What are you... what are you talking about, dude? 606 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,440 Or else we're done as friends. Oh, dude, that's... 607 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,740 I'm not joking, dude. You need to move the fuck on! 608 00:29:02,531 --> 00:29:04,271 That was surprisingly good. 609 00:29:04,484 --> 00:29:06,824 It was lovely. A lovely evening all round. 610 00:29:06,964 --> 00:29:09,064 No, it's not over yet, what about dancing? 611 00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:11,775 Oh, I think I spoke too soon. I'm too full to do the tango. 612 00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,136 Katherine? 613 00:29:13,275 --> 00:29:16,115 No, I think we'll head back to the hotel for a good night's sleep. 614 00:29:16,235 --> 00:29:18,015 But you two should go. Should we? 615 00:29:18,155 --> 00:29:20,495 And the men are going to do the dishes. 616 00:29:20,595 --> 00:29:21,935 Good. 617 00:29:28,215 --> 00:29:30,255 So, what's going on, Mum? 618 00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:34,055 Is this, um, reverse psychology or what? 619 00:29:34,155 --> 00:29:36,615 I like him, there's no agenda. 620 00:29:36,755 --> 00:29:39,695 Hmm. I suppose there's a first time for everything, but I doubt it. 621 00:29:39,835 --> 00:29:42,795 You are so suspicious. Carlos is charming. 622 00:29:42,895 --> 00:29:44,775 And handsome and smart. 623 00:29:44,915 --> 00:29:47,615 And if tonight's any indication, he treats you well. 624 00:29:47,715 --> 00:29:49,695 I think he's lovely. 625 00:29:49,795 --> 00:29:51,575 I agree. 626 00:29:51,715 --> 00:29:54,055 Which is why it's so hard to accept, coming from you. 627 00:29:54,155 --> 00:29:56,095 You're paranoid. 628 00:29:56,235 --> 00:29:58,695 Thank you. Thank you. 629 00:29:58,795 --> 00:30:01,135 So, uh, coffee, cake? 630 00:30:01,235 --> 00:30:02,895 Uh... cake would be a mistake, 631 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:05,535 one that I would pay for tomorrow at yoga. 632 00:30:05,635 --> 00:30:07,375 Understood, only too well. 633 00:30:08,595 --> 00:30:11,775 So, what about a, um... a nightcap at your place? 634 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,975 You could, um, give me the tour. 635 00:30:17,755 --> 00:30:21,495 Um, I'm... I think I might have given you the wrong impression. 636 00:30:21,635 --> 00:30:26,375 I...I am... I just wanted to have some nice conversation, to be friends. 637 00:30:26,475 --> 00:30:27,975 You sure that's all? 638 00:30:28,075 --> 00:30:29,415 What's to stop us? 639 00:30:29,555 --> 00:30:32,895 Well, for starters, your wife. You are married. 640 00:30:32,995 --> 00:30:34,535 And so are you. 641 00:30:35,775 --> 00:30:38,255 Sorry, Myles. It's... it's not happening. 642 00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:41,855 Well, in that case, I guess we should probably 643 00:30:41,955 --> 00:30:43,495 just split the bill, don't you? 644 00:30:43,595 --> 00:30:45,215 Of course. 645 00:30:46,735 --> 00:30:48,415 You're upset. 646 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:49,895 I'm fine. 647 00:30:51,195 --> 00:30:54,015 Can't two people of the opposite sex be friends? 648 00:30:54,115 --> 00:30:56,255 Is... is it really that complicated? 649 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,575 I have enough friends. 650 00:31:05,995 --> 00:31:08,815 Beer's good. Thanks, Lachy. 651 00:31:24,275 --> 00:31:25,615 You look sad. 652 00:31:26,915 --> 00:31:28,175 I am sad. 653 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:32,255 Sad and hot. 654 00:31:37,555 --> 00:31:39,295 Do you want a drink? 655 00:31:39,395 --> 00:31:41,215 Yep. 656 00:31:41,355 --> 00:31:43,895 Lachy, can I get another one, please, mate? 657 00:31:46,135 --> 00:31:47,215 Beer's good. 658 00:31:50,435 --> 00:31:52,875 Rob is just so angry! 659 00:31:52,975 --> 00:31:54,695 He's not thinking straight. 660 00:31:54,795 --> 00:31:55,935 He's being reactive. 661 00:31:56,035 --> 00:31:57,455 Yeah. 662 00:31:57,595 --> 00:32:00,335 But then if... if he couldn't care less, that would be way worse. 663 00:32:00,475 --> 00:32:02,275 I mean, that would mean that it's really over. 664 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:03,895 Oh, no more. 665 00:32:04,035 --> 00:32:06,655 It's because he loves you that he's so jealous. 666 00:32:08,195 --> 00:32:10,615 Men are so confusing. 667 00:32:10,715 --> 00:32:11,855 Yeah. 668 00:32:11,995 --> 00:32:14,635 Or they're just really simple and we're reading too much into them. 669 00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:15,495 Yeah. 670 00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:17,795 Or maybe they think they can treat us however they like 671 00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:19,655 and just expect to get away with it. 672 00:32:19,795 --> 00:32:21,735 OK, I know that you're still angry about the bet. 673 00:32:21,835 --> 00:32:22,975 No. 674 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,975 No, shh, you listen. 675 00:32:25,075 --> 00:32:27,255 Steve did interfere with you guys. 676 00:32:27,355 --> 00:32:28,775 Yeah, I know. 677 00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:30,335 No, no, what you don't know 678 00:32:30,475 --> 00:32:32,975 is that Tom came around here to break off the bet. 679 00:32:33,075 --> 00:32:34,935 You think Tom was gonna tell me? 680 00:32:35,035 --> 00:32:36,895 No, I KNOW he was. 681 00:32:37,035 --> 00:32:39,735 Well, he did say that, but I didn't believe that he would... 682 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,975 We've... we've been friends with Tom for a really long time, 683 00:32:43,075 --> 00:32:45,975 and he's different with you. 684 00:32:46,075 --> 00:32:48,415 I think he really, really likes you. 685 00:32:48,555 --> 00:32:51,255 Well, if he did, he had forever to act on it. 686 00:32:51,355 --> 00:32:53,395 He HAS been acting on it! 687 00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:56,015 Yeah, he hasn't been with anyone else. That's not like Tom. 688 00:32:56,155 --> 00:32:59,535 Yeah, you guys were almost a couple before Adam arrived. 689 00:32:59,635 --> 00:33:01,815 Yeah, I kind of felt that too. 690 00:33:01,955 --> 00:33:07,575 Yeah, he's... he's been faithful to you in his own special Tom way. 691 00:33:07,715 --> 00:33:09,455 He's a good guy. Yeah. 692 00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,615 He is. He actually is. 693 00:33:11,755 --> 00:33:16,695 I've got to go and go to bed and just deal with this tomorrow. 694 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:18,495 Well, drink lots of water. 695 00:33:18,595 --> 00:33:20,755 I will. Thanks. 696 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:23,895 Bye. You're welcome, bye. 697 00:33:34,715 --> 00:33:36,415 Tom? 698 00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:50,855 Tom? 699 00:33:53,775 --> 00:33:55,735 Tom? 700 00:34:03,212 --> 00:34:06,108 I decided to stop packing until he can convince me 701 00:34:06,139 --> 00:34:08,299 that this isn't just his way of avoiding reality. 702 00:34:08,385 --> 00:34:10,125 You didn't have it out last night? 703 00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:12,085 Nope. He slept on the couch, wouldn't talk. 704 00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:14,143 That doesn't help. 705 00:34:16,163 --> 00:34:16,983 Oh. 706 00:34:17,101 --> 00:34:19,961 Oh, my God, you can't be serious. What's he doing here? 707 00:34:21,801 --> 00:34:23,001 Hey. 708 00:34:23,092 --> 00:34:24,592 What do you want? 709 00:34:24,692 --> 00:34:26,592 Well, I heard about you and Rob 710 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:30,152 and I just wanted to tell you I'm... I'm leaving the Trap. 711 00:34:30,252 --> 00:34:32,072 That doesn't change anything. 712 00:34:32,212 --> 00:34:34,752 I thought maybe we could get some sort of closure on... 713 00:34:34,892 --> 00:34:36,832 Alright, mate. What is your problem? 714 00:34:36,972 --> 00:34:39,232 He's going. Take the hint and leave her alone. 715 00:34:39,372 --> 00:34:42,192 Oh, you're gonna make me, are you, buddy? 716 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:43,612 Oh, and what about you, meathead? 717 00:34:43,692 --> 00:34:45,352 You gonna punch me in the face again? 718 00:34:50,772 --> 00:34:51,992 You should go. 719 00:34:54,432 --> 00:34:56,392 My God, it's really over. 720 00:35:07,432 --> 00:35:09,352 Shit. 721 00:35:24,232 --> 00:35:25,712 Warwick, it's me. 722 00:35:27,532 --> 00:35:29,232 If you're there, I need you to pick up. 723 00:35:33,992 --> 00:35:35,712 Alright, I'll get this over with. 724 00:35:35,812 --> 00:35:37,432 You win, I cracked first. 725 00:35:38,692 --> 00:35:41,072 You know, it really annoys me 726 00:35:41,212 --> 00:35:44,972 that I can't imagine life without you in it. 727 00:35:45,052 --> 00:35:46,652 There you go... 728 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,032 Hello, darling. 729 00:35:49,132 --> 00:35:51,872 So nice to hear your voice. 730 00:35:54,972 --> 00:35:57,612 Carlos, oi. Wake up, wake up. 731 00:35:57,732 --> 00:36:00,512 You gotta go. You gotta go. What? Why? It's so early. 732 00:36:00,652 --> 00:36:03,332 Yeah, I know, you've got to be gone by the time my parents get here. 733 00:36:03,357 --> 00:36:04,912 Come on, you're not a teenager. 734 00:36:05,012 --> 00:36:06,472 Yeah, well, I am with them. 735 00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:10,532 Why are you so uptight? Even your mother says you're a prune. 736 00:36:10,557 --> 00:36:11,392 Prude. 737 00:36:11,532 --> 00:36:13,852 No, no, she called me a prude, and for the record, I'm not. 738 00:36:13,877 --> 00:36:15,072 Prune, prude, whatever. 739 00:36:15,212 --> 00:36:17,012 Come on, I want to spend the morning with you. 740 00:36:17,152 --> 00:36:19,433 No, we will spend the afternoon together, just go, go, go. 741 00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:20,818 Go. Go, go. Ay. 742 00:36:31,292 --> 00:36:32,712 Morning. 743 00:36:32,812 --> 00:36:35,232 Hi, I'm... I'm Maddy. 744 00:36:35,312 --> 00:36:37,392 Hi, Maddy, I'm Miranda. 745 00:36:37,492 --> 00:36:39,972 Sorry for the intrusion last night. 746 00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:56,272 Morning. 747 00:37:06,172 --> 00:37:08,392 Are we good? Oh, yeah. 748 00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:09,992 Yeah, we are now. 749 00:37:37,052 --> 00:37:38,392 We'd better get going. 750 00:37:38,492 --> 00:37:39,992 I've got to say, it was a shame 751 00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:42,032 that Carlos couldn't join us for breakfast. 752 00:37:42,172 --> 00:37:45,952 Well, what was the problem? Did he have to leave early this morning? 753 00:37:46,052 --> 00:37:47,712 Um, you should probably get going. 754 00:37:47,852 --> 00:37:50,052 You just... you might want to get ahead of that traffic. 755 00:37:50,077 --> 00:37:51,557 Oh, really, Grace! 756 00:37:51,672 --> 00:37:54,312 We know he would have spent the night. 757 00:37:54,412 --> 00:37:56,232 We are adults, you know? 758 00:37:56,372 --> 00:37:59,292 Look, if you like him, don't hide it. 759 00:37:59,372 --> 00:38:01,312 Not for our sake. 760 00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:05,272 Thanks. Thanks, Mum. 761 00:38:05,372 --> 00:38:07,192 I...I'm not actually really sure 762 00:38:07,332 --> 00:38:09,952 where our relationship's headed at the moment, so... 763 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:12,392 Come on, Mitch. 764 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:13,792 See ya. 765 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:15,432 I'll be right with you. 766 00:38:16,892 --> 00:38:19,912 I have to say, I'm glad to hear you say that about Carlos. 767 00:38:20,052 --> 00:38:22,052 I mean, don't get me wrong, he's a very nice bloke. 768 00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:25,072 But, uh... well, there's no future in it, is there? 769 00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:27,352 I mean, at this stage of your life, 770 00:38:27,452 --> 00:38:29,272 you need to be with someone 771 00:38:29,372 --> 00:38:31,712 who's worthy of where you're headed. 772 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:34,952 Not a time-waster. Hmm? 773 00:38:35,052 --> 00:38:36,432 Love you. 774 00:39:12,555 --> 00:39:15,195 We're out of muesli? 775 00:39:15,275 --> 00:39:16,475 Great. 776 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,535 But we do have bananas. 777 00:39:19,855 --> 00:39:21,535 You made me a smoothie? 778 00:39:23,635 --> 00:39:25,175 Has it got poison in it? 779 00:39:28,155 --> 00:39:29,375 Last night... 780 00:39:29,515 --> 00:39:32,175 Actually, don't worry about that now. 781 00:39:32,315 --> 00:39:34,415 No, what did you want to say? Nothing. 782 00:39:34,555 --> 00:39:36,295 Well, you must have wanted to say something. 783 00:39:36,395 --> 00:39:37,775 I just... 784 00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:42,375 ..felt bad that things weren't right with us. 785 00:39:42,455 --> 00:39:45,055 But... it's better this way. 786 00:39:45,155 --> 00:39:46,495 This way? 787 00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:49,575 I'm glad that you've decided to move on. 788 00:39:51,455 --> 00:39:52,815 Yeah. 789 00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:56,815 Because it's better for us to just be friends, right? 790 00:39:56,955 --> 00:39:59,495 Yeah, yeah. I don't... want to mess with that. 791 00:39:59,595 --> 00:40:00,755 Mm. 792 00:40:02,055 --> 00:40:04,295 So, now that Adam's out of the picture, um... 793 00:40:04,435 --> 00:40:07,295 ..does that mean you're not gonna move out anymore? 794 00:40:07,395 --> 00:40:11,135 No, unless... you want me to. 795 00:40:11,235 --> 00:40:12,655 No. 796 00:40:12,755 --> 00:40:14,175 Honestly. 797 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:18,735 Thanks for the smoothie. 798 00:40:18,835 --> 00:40:20,055 You're welcome. 799 00:40:46,575 --> 00:40:48,815 So, did I charm your mother? 800 00:40:48,915 --> 00:40:50,575 Amazingly, yes. 801 00:40:50,675 --> 00:40:52,815 She's given you a five out of five. 802 00:40:52,955 --> 00:40:55,595 See, it seems flattery works for me after all. 803 00:40:55,695 --> 00:40:57,455 And I think your dad liked me too. 804 00:40:59,395 --> 00:41:01,175 Anyway, who cares what my parents think? 805 00:41:01,275 --> 00:41:02,455 I like you. 806 00:41:02,595 --> 00:41:07,055 Yes, but a parent's blessing is always a good thing. 807 00:42:32,629 --> 00:43:12,838 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 808 00:43:12,888 --> 00:43:17,438 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60326

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