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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,594 --> 00:00:03,130 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,588 --> 00:00:06,894 _ 3 00:00:07,245 --> 00:00:09,055 _ 4 00:00:09,324 --> 00:00:10,259 (sighs) 5 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:14,066 What's your biggest secret? 6 00:00:14,134 --> 00:00:15,202 What? 7 00:00:15,270 --> 00:00:18,241 I, uh... Wow. 8 00:00:18,308 --> 00:00:19,341 (chuckles) 9 00:00:19,409 --> 00:00:21,411 Good morning. 10 00:00:21,478 --> 00:00:23,313 It's okay, Ryan. I thought we were there. 11 00:00:23,381 --> 00:00:24,712 Forget I asked. 12 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:28,012 No, no, no, it-it's just... 13 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,314 C-Can we just start with our second biggest secret? 14 00:00:31,381 --> 00:00:34,284 Sure. 15 00:00:34,352 --> 00:00:36,486 Uh, on the count of three. 16 00:00:36,553 --> 00:00:39,022 One, two, three. 17 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:40,792 - I love you. - I don't have any clean underwear. 18 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:42,260 Wait, what? 19 00:00:42,328 --> 00:00:44,329 - Nothing. You were saying? - You love me? 20 00:00:44,397 --> 00:00:46,364 I'm kidding. 21 00:00:46,432 --> 00:00:48,066 I'm not kidding. I'm sorry. 22 00:00:48,134 --> 00:00:50,970 That's so not a second biggest secret, Ryan. 23 00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:52,205 Yeah, a second biggest secret 24 00:00:52,273 --> 00:00:53,906 is, like, I'm afraid of spiders 25 00:00:53,974 --> 00:00:55,974 - or I accidentally beat off to a tranny. - Can we... 26 00:00:56,042 --> 00:00:57,976 can we just talk about your underwear again? 27 00:00:59,244 --> 00:01:01,112 Please? 28 00:01:02,914 --> 00:01:05,049 Ryan, do you have any more rice? 29 00:01:05,117 --> 00:01:06,684 How much do you need? 30 00:01:06,751 --> 00:01:08,318 100 pounds should do it. 31 00:01:08,386 --> 00:01:10,153 Also, I'm going to need five bushels of wheat, 32 00:01:10,221 --> 00:01:12,188 some sunblock, a hazmat suit and a crossbow. 33 00:01:12,256 --> 00:01:13,891 No problem. 34 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:15,092 Oh, wait, I'm out of sunblock. 35 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,860 Fine. We'll make our own 36 00:01:16,928 --> 00:01:19,130 with titanium dioxide and shredded beeswax. 37 00:01:19,197 --> 00:01:20,865 Okay, why are you...? 38 00:01:20,933 --> 00:01:24,402 Because the world is ending, Ryan. 39 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:27,572 Dogs have an intuition for these things. 40 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,608 Why do you think no dogs died in the Holocaust? 41 00:01:30,843 --> 00:01:33,646 Because we knew it was coming. 42 00:01:40,321 --> 00:01:42,321 It already did. 43 00:01:42,389 --> 00:01:44,556 I think I screwed up my relationship with Amanda. 44 00:01:44,624 --> 00:01:46,624 And just like that, we're talking about him again. 45 00:01:46,692 --> 00:01:48,526 I told her I loved her. 46 00:01:48,594 --> 00:01:50,361 I-I... I just got caught up in the moment. 47 00:01:50,429 --> 00:01:52,297 So tell her you didn't mean it. 48 00:01:52,365 --> 00:01:53,499 But it's the truth. 49 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:56,436 She makes me feel... normal. 50 00:01:56,503 --> 00:01:57,771 Oh, and I don't? 51 00:01:57,838 --> 00:01:59,105 You're looting my kitchen, 52 00:01:59,173 --> 00:02:00,407 dressed like one of the Wolverines, so... 53 00:02:00,475 --> 00:02:02,076 Do you not hear me, man?! 54 00:02:02,144 --> 00:02:05,613 Doomsday is upon us. 55 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,015 A massive apocalyptic nightmare so unimaginable, 56 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:12,185 grown men will weep like children, 57 00:02:12,253 --> 00:02:14,120 and the children that they weep like 58 00:02:14,187 --> 00:02:15,755 will eat other children. 59 00:02:15,822 --> 00:02:18,657 Oceans will boil over, 60 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:22,755 and fiery death will rain from the skies, 61 00:02:22,822 --> 00:02:24,356 and the ground 62 00:02:24,424 --> 00:02:27,559 will shake until the earth itself 63 00:02:27,627 --> 00:02:29,861 will be cleaved into two! 64 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:41,371 Yeah, that wasn't it. 65 00:02:47,944 --> 00:02:49,144 - Look... - I just think that... 66 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,212 (both chuckle) 67 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,279 Look, I'm sorry I ambushed you. 68 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,447 Yeah, you know, if you're going to get 69 00:02:54,515 --> 00:02:56,515 all relationshippy on me, 70 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:58,517 - maybe wait for me to have my first shot of espresso? - I know. 71 00:02:58,584 --> 00:03:00,418 - I know. It was wrong. - Because, Ryan, I was... 72 00:03:00,486 --> 00:03:02,220 - I just don't want it to be awkward... - No, I-I-I love you, too. 73 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,856 You do? 74 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:09,293 Kind of, yeah. 75 00:03:09,361 --> 00:03:10,594 Totally. 76 00:03:12,564 --> 00:03:14,064 You make me really happy, Ryan. 77 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:17,134 You asked her to move in with you? 78 00:03:17,202 --> 00:03:18,101 Are you high? 79 00:03:18,169 --> 00:03:19,769 Because you need to be. 80 00:03:19,837 --> 00:03:21,871 That stays in the basement. 81 00:03:21,939 --> 00:03:23,740 From now on, we need to be more careful 82 00:03:23,807 --> 00:03:26,341 about what we leave lying around. 83 00:03:26,409 --> 00:03:27,876 Amanda's packing tonight, 84 00:03:27,944 --> 00:03:29,511 and I'm helping her move in the morning. 85 00:03:29,579 --> 00:03:31,345 Tomorrow morning? 86 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:32,746 - Are you sure you're ready for this? - I-I know 87 00:03:32,814 --> 00:03:33,680 we haven't been together that long, 88 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:35,614 but it just feels right. 89 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:38,115 That's not what I mean, Ryan. 90 00:03:38,183 --> 00:03:40,283 I'm saying, maybe you're not ready for this. 91 00:03:40,351 --> 00:03:42,519 Know what? 92 00:03:42,586 --> 00:03:43,987 I don't care what you think. 93 00:03:44,055 --> 00:03:45,021 Do you care about her? 94 00:03:45,089 --> 00:03:45,988 She loves me. 95 00:03:46,056 --> 00:03:47,623 She doesn't even know you. 96 00:03:47,691 --> 00:03:48,758 She only knows 97 00:03:48,825 --> 00:03:50,960 the you you want her to know. 98 00:03:51,027 --> 00:03:52,995 What about the parts of you she doesn't know, 99 00:03:53,063 --> 00:03:54,096 the parts you're hiding 100 00:03:54,164 --> 00:03:55,665 down here in this basement? 101 00:03:55,732 --> 00:03:57,166 The black files you used 102 00:03:57,234 --> 00:03:58,934 to manipulate your father's enemies. 103 00:03:59,002 --> 00:04:01,337 The pills you tried to off yourself with. 104 00:04:01,404 --> 00:04:03,205 The leather sex hood you wore to... 105 00:04:03,273 --> 00:04:04,340 Oh, shit, this is mine. 106 00:04:04,407 --> 00:04:05,641 I was looking for this. 107 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:09,512 Those things aren't me, not anymore. 108 00:04:09,579 --> 00:04:11,580 These things will always be you. 109 00:04:11,647 --> 00:04:13,114 They're your secrets. 110 00:04:13,182 --> 00:04:14,781 You think you can keep them from Amanda 111 00:04:14,849 --> 00:04:16,183 by hiding them down here in the basement? 112 00:04:16,251 --> 00:04:17,685 Yeah, I do. 113 00:04:17,752 --> 00:04:18,686 You're asking her 114 00:04:18,753 --> 00:04:20,754 to be part of your life. 115 00:04:20,822 --> 00:04:22,556 You're sharing your house with her. 116 00:04:22,624 --> 00:04:25,359 Sooner or later, she's going to need to see all of it. 117 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:29,832 Think of the hours we spend down here, mate. 118 00:04:29,899 --> 00:04:32,134 How will you explain where you've been? 119 00:04:32,202 --> 00:04:33,702 Well, maybe I just need to stop spending 120 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:34,770 so much time with you. 121 00:04:36,573 --> 00:04:39,475 Look, Wilfred, I love Amanda. 122 00:04:39,543 --> 00:04:42,744 I think she's really good for me. 123 00:04:42,812 --> 00:04:45,914 Yeah, I-I still have some issues, but who doesn't? 124 00:04:45,982 --> 00:04:47,215 I'm sure she does, too. 125 00:04:50,085 --> 00:04:52,754 You got something to say, Wilfred? 126 00:04:52,822 --> 00:04:54,590 No. 127 00:04:54,657 --> 00:04:58,795 It's just, there's a lot about her you don't know. 128 00:04:58,862 --> 00:04:59,962 Like what? 129 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,665 Well, she talks too much, for one. 130 00:05:02,733 --> 00:05:05,534 She's always yammering on and on about God knows what. 131 00:05:05,602 --> 00:05:06,969 And... 132 00:05:07,037 --> 00:05:08,271 What? 133 00:05:08,338 --> 00:05:09,172 Just say it. 134 00:05:11,342 --> 00:05:13,009 She kissed me, man. 135 00:05:13,077 --> 00:05:14,210 (scoffs) It's true. 136 00:05:14,278 --> 00:05:16,212 You've seen how she pets me. 137 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,681 I always figured it was innocent, 138 00:05:17,748 --> 00:05:20,049 and, you know me, I'm a dog, I like that shit. 139 00:05:20,117 --> 00:05:22,051 Unbelievable-- you're just jealous. 140 00:05:22,119 --> 00:05:24,220 - Jealous? - Well, the more time 141 00:05:24,288 --> 00:05:27,189 I spend with Amanda, the less time I spend with you. 142 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:28,390 Well, maybe that's a good thing. 143 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,059 What the hell does that mean? 144 00:05:30,127 --> 00:05:32,228 It means you can be a really shitty friend. 145 00:05:32,295 --> 00:05:34,664 You say you have my best interests at heart, 146 00:05:34,732 --> 00:05:37,801 but have you ever once told me the truth about anything? 147 00:05:37,868 --> 00:05:39,536 More than once. 148 00:05:39,603 --> 00:05:42,806 Ryan, you have to believe me, this is not going to end well. 149 00:05:42,874 --> 00:05:44,174 You're so full of shit. 150 00:05:44,242 --> 00:05:46,277 I'm telling you, I can feel it in my bones-- 151 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:48,780 the ones I chew on and the ones inside of me. 152 00:05:48,847 --> 00:05:50,548 There's a disaster headed our way. 153 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,483 Give it up, Wilfred. Amanda and I 154 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:54,384 are moving in together, and that's... (rumbling) 155 00:05:58,385 --> 00:05:59,700 Holy shit! 156 00:06:01,659 --> 00:06:06,262 (gasps) Ryan! Ryan! 157 00:06:09,175 --> 00:06:11,009 (gasping) 158 00:06:13,813 --> 00:06:15,714 (grunts) 159 00:06:15,782 --> 00:06:19,284 Welcome back, Ryan. 160 00:06:19,352 --> 00:06:20,586 Get this off me. 161 00:06:20,653 --> 00:06:23,388 Yeah, and how do I do that? 162 00:06:23,456 --> 00:06:24,789 Seriously? 163 00:06:24,857 --> 00:06:27,926 Go get help! 164 00:06:27,993 --> 00:06:29,427 Of course, I'll just run upstairs 165 00:06:29,495 --> 00:06:30,995 and tell the first guy I see 166 00:06:31,063 --> 00:06:33,197 that little Timmy's fallen down the well. 167 00:06:33,265 --> 00:06:36,935 (panting) 168 00:06:37,003 --> 00:06:39,037 No, quake must have knocked out the power. 169 00:06:39,105 --> 00:06:40,940 I can't see shit. 170 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:42,608 You were right, Wilfred. 171 00:06:42,676 --> 00:06:44,777 You said something bad would happen, and it did. 172 00:06:44,845 --> 00:06:48,047 Unfortunately, that still wasn't it. 173 00:06:48,115 --> 00:06:52,886 Something else is coming... something worse. 174 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:55,355 I'm glad Jenna's out of town. 175 00:06:55,423 --> 00:06:57,090 I hope Amanda's okay. 176 00:06:57,158 --> 00:06:58,425 If you really cared about her, 177 00:06:58,493 --> 00:06:59,626 you'd be honest with her. 178 00:06:59,694 --> 00:07:01,227 You're in no condition 179 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:02,794 to take this relationship to the next step. 180 00:07:02,861 --> 00:07:03,961 Enough! 181 00:07:04,029 --> 00:07:06,964 Help! Help me! 182 00:07:07,032 --> 00:07:08,499 Ryan, you're buried under a box of secrets 183 00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:09,968 with a talking dog 184 00:07:10,036 --> 00:07:11,870 in a basement that may not even exist. 185 00:07:11,938 --> 00:07:13,505 Do you really think 186 00:07:13,572 --> 00:07:15,307 anyone can possibly hear your cries for help? 187 00:07:16,509 --> 00:07:18,577 (clattering) 188 00:07:18,645 --> 00:07:19,712 MAN: Hello? 189 00:07:19,779 --> 00:07:21,814 Everyone okay down there? 190 00:07:21,882 --> 00:07:23,082 Yes! 191 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:24,350 Help! 192 00:07:24,418 --> 00:07:25,384 Where are you? 193 00:07:25,452 --> 00:07:27,253 I-I'm pinned down! 194 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:29,722 Shit, howdy, what a mess. 195 00:07:29,789 --> 00:07:31,490 Let me get... 196 00:07:31,558 --> 00:07:33,826 (straining) 197 00:07:38,932 --> 00:07:40,866 Thanks. 198 00:07:40,934 --> 00:07:43,402 Don't mention it, Ryan. 199 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:44,503 Do I know you? 200 00:07:44,571 --> 00:07:46,405 All too well. 201 00:07:47,908 --> 00:07:49,876 Hey, buddy. 202 00:07:49,944 --> 00:07:51,411 Bruce. 203 00:07:51,478 --> 00:07:54,814 Didn't think you'd come. 204 00:07:54,882 --> 00:07:56,483 I gave you my word, Wilfred. 205 00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:58,050 That's why I didn't think you would. 206 00:07:58,118 --> 00:08:00,486 Wait, you asked him to come? 207 00:08:00,553 --> 00:08:02,888 I needed some dirty work done. 208 00:08:02,956 --> 00:08:04,490 There's no one dirtier than Bruce. 209 00:08:04,557 --> 00:08:06,425 You flatter me. 210 00:08:06,493 --> 00:08:08,060 Ryan, Wilfred asked me to get proof 211 00:08:08,128 --> 00:08:09,761 that you shouldn't move in with Amanda, 212 00:08:09,829 --> 00:08:12,497 and mission accomplished. 213 00:08:14,767 --> 00:08:16,735 What's in the suitcase? 214 00:08:16,802 --> 00:08:18,003 The truth. 215 00:08:18,071 --> 00:08:19,738 Bullshit. 216 00:08:19,805 --> 00:08:21,406 You think you can just dig up some dirt on Amanda 217 00:08:21,474 --> 00:08:23,375 and it's going to make me love her any less? 218 00:08:23,442 --> 00:08:25,176 I wouldn't believe it anyway. 219 00:08:25,244 --> 00:08:26,844 (laughing): No, you would not. 220 00:08:26,912 --> 00:08:28,446 It wouldn't hurt to take a look, though, would it? 221 00:08:28,514 --> 00:08:30,381 What are you afraid of? 222 00:08:42,695 --> 00:08:44,663 It's going to cost you. 223 00:08:44,731 --> 00:08:46,165 Goddamn it, Bruce. 224 00:08:46,232 --> 00:08:47,967 But it won't be that much. 225 00:08:48,034 --> 00:08:49,702 Just your eternal soul. 226 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,674 Bruce. 227 00:08:54,741 --> 00:08:56,142 All right, I'll do it 228 00:08:56,209 --> 00:08:58,044 for a night out at Carl's Grub Shack. 229 00:08:58,111 --> 00:09:00,213 Carl's closed down two years ago, and you know it. 230 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,082 Well, then, I guess I'll be on my way. 231 00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:03,149 Wait. 232 00:09:03,217 --> 00:09:04,184 How about a game? 233 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,886 That's intriguing. 234 00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:07,655 A game, like last time? 235 00:09:07,722 --> 00:09:09,390 No way. 236 00:09:09,457 --> 00:09:12,460 My life is not a game to be played for your amusement. 237 00:09:12,527 --> 00:09:13,728 Well, I guess we'll just 238 00:09:13,795 --> 00:09:16,531 have to agree to disagree about that. 239 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,966 You need to see what's in the suitcase, Ryan. 240 00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:20,168 We have to play. 241 00:09:23,339 --> 00:09:26,308 French rules, standard protocol. 242 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,510 Wouldn't have it any other way. 243 00:09:28,578 --> 00:09:31,813 Winner gets the suitcase. 244 00:09:31,881 --> 00:09:33,782 I accept. 245 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:36,918 I had a more interesting opponent in mind. 246 00:09:36,985 --> 00:09:39,253 - No way. - Me? 247 00:09:39,321 --> 00:09:41,722 He's a big boy, Wilfred-- he can speak for himself. 248 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,624 What do you say, Ryan? 249 00:09:43,692 --> 00:09:45,360 Are you up for a little game? 250 00:09:51,354 --> 00:09:52,718 Last time you played your game, 251 00:09:52,786 --> 00:09:55,085 I was just the rope in your twisted tug-of-war. 252 00:09:55,153 --> 00:09:56,818 At least now I have some control. 253 00:09:56,886 --> 00:09:59,051 But you don't stand a chance against Bruce. 254 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:00,918 The only way to win is not to play. 255 00:10:00,985 --> 00:10:02,451 You play games with him. You win. 256 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,518 Yeah, well, you're not me, are you? 257 00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:07,450 I don't know, Wilfred. Am I? 258 00:10:07,518 --> 00:10:10,316 Why are you doing this? 259 00:10:10,384 --> 00:10:11,782 You already said whatever's in the suitcase 260 00:10:11,849 --> 00:10:13,715 won't change your mind about Amanda. 261 00:10:13,783 --> 00:10:17,349 It won't, but I want to know. 262 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,416 Well, don't say I didn't warn you. 263 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:25,816 Let the games begin. 264 00:10:27,351 --> 00:10:28,916 What's going on? 265 00:10:28,983 --> 00:10:30,849 I can't believe he'd choose this game 266 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:32,816 for the first round. 267 00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:35,049 Typical Bruce. 268 00:10:35,117 --> 00:10:37,416 Why? What's he going to do? 269 00:10:37,484 --> 00:10:39,483 Sorry, Ryan. Moderator can't help. 270 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:40,916 It's against the rules. 271 00:10:40,984 --> 00:10:42,384 Just be careful. 272 00:10:47,785 --> 00:10:49,517 (growls, hoots) 273 00:10:49,585 --> 00:10:51,184 (screams) 274 00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:53,084 Why the hell is he wearing that mask? 275 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,817 Yes! He said it! 276 00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:56,117 He said it. 277 00:10:56,185 --> 00:10:57,417 - Point. Bruce. - What? 278 00:10:57,485 --> 00:10:59,550 - How did I...? - The name of the game is 279 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,083 "Why the hell is he wearing that mask?" 280 00:11:01,151 --> 00:11:02,484 You say that phrase, Bruce gets a point. 281 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:03,983 The game is actually called 282 00:11:04,051 --> 00:11:05,383 "Why the hell is he wearing that mask?" 283 00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:06,849 Whoo! Two-nothing. 284 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,316 What are you doing? 285 00:11:08,384 --> 00:11:09,715 This is ridiculous. 286 00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:15,482 287 00:11:17,117 --> 00:11:18,316 (grunts) 288 00:11:38,851 --> 00:11:40,616 Point. Ryan. 289 00:11:40,684 --> 00:11:42,650 - No! No way! - Yes. 290 00:11:42,718 --> 00:11:44,817 - The son of a bitch is cheating! No! - No. 291 00:11:44,884 --> 00:11:46,750 No! No! Are you nuts? 292 00:11:46,818 --> 00:11:48,750 No! No! No! No! No! 293 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:03,052 What dwells in the blue, has a sunset face, 294 00:12:03,119 --> 00:12:08,386 with a nose like a dagger and wood at its base? 295 00:12:10,154 --> 00:12:11,686 - He doesn't know. - Shut up, Bruce. 296 00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:13,420 Focus, Ryan. 297 00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:16,287 If you lose this round, it's over and Bruce wins. 298 00:12:16,355 --> 00:12:19,322 Not to mention, you get spanked with a moose antler. 299 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,456 Come on, it's easy. 300 00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:26,190 I can't help you, mate. 301 00:12:26,258 --> 00:12:29,291 Only two can play. 302 00:12:32,058 --> 00:12:33,824 It doesn't make any sense. 303 00:12:33,891 --> 00:12:35,957 None of this makes any sense. 304 00:12:36,025 --> 00:12:38,191 I-I... I can't do this anymore. 305 00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:39,657 Dude, he's forfeiting. 306 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,491 Ryan, you know this one. 307 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,791 "Only two can play." 308 00:12:47,858 --> 00:12:49,857 Two can... 309 00:12:49,925 --> 00:12:52,258 "What dwells in the blue?" 310 00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:54,824 Blue is the sky. That means it's a bird. 311 00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:56,724 "A sunset face with a nose like a dagger." 312 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:58,424 Meaning a colorful beak. 313 00:12:58,491 --> 00:13:00,424 "With wood at its base." 314 00:13:00,491 --> 00:13:02,557 Th's a branch. 315 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:05,391 The answer is a toucan. 316 00:13:07,092 --> 00:13:08,524 The answer is Martin Van Buren. 317 00:13:08,592 --> 00:13:10,424 Sorry. Rules are rules. 318 00:13:10,491 --> 00:13:12,057 Martin Van Buren? 319 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,358 Yeah. 320 00:13:13,424 --> 00:13:15,258 I mean, that's obvious. 321 00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:16,824 Sunset face, dude. 322 00:13:16,892 --> 00:13:19,257 He had a severe case of rosacea. 323 00:13:19,325 --> 00:13:21,593 Learn your history, son. 324 00:13:21,661 --> 00:13:24,165 Hey, this was fun. 325 00:13:24,232 --> 00:13:25,605 See you. 326 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,242 I call Monchichi Clown Bubbles. 327 00:13:32,082 --> 00:13:33,916 Those are some serious words. 328 00:13:35,152 --> 00:13:36,486 What's going on? 329 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:37,821 Sudden death. 330 00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:39,189 You win, you get the suitcase. 331 00:13:39,257 --> 00:13:40,691 If Bruce wins... 332 00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:43,127 I get to cut Wilfred's tail off. 333 00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:44,762 Wilfred, you can't. 334 00:13:44,829 --> 00:13:46,097 You said I don't have 335 00:13:46,164 --> 00:13:47,531 your best interests at heart, yeah? 336 00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:48,832 Well, I am literally 337 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,801 putting my ass on the line for you. 338 00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:52,770 But it's your tail. If I lose... 339 00:13:52,837 --> 00:13:56,439 I'll just have to tell you when I'm happy. 340 00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:01,077 Not that I ever will be. 341 00:14:01,145 --> 00:14:03,380 I call the game. 342 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,282 Truth or dare. 343 00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:07,017 It's okay, Ryan. 344 00:14:07,085 --> 00:14:08,519 You've got this. 345 00:14:08,587 --> 00:14:11,489 All you have to do is choose truth. 346 00:14:14,726 --> 00:14:16,393 Why? 347 00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:18,058 It's why we're down here. 348 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,527 Trust me. 349 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,663 What are you up to? 350 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,167 What's the real game? 351 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,601 What? Ryan. 352 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,069 Dare. 353 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,603 - No. - Okay. 354 00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:33,938 - going to ruin everything! - Dare. 355 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,307 I dare you... 356 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,175 to call your father. 357 00:14:38,243 --> 00:14:40,010 What? 358 00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:42,946 Tell him it was your fault and you want to come back. 359 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,314 You don't have to do this, mate. 360 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:45,881 J-Just choose truth. 361 00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:47,549 Choose the truth, Ryan. 362 00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,150 (line ringing) 363 00:14:50,618 --> 00:14:52,152 Hello? 364 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,620 Ryan? 365 00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:54,921 Damn it. 366 00:14:57,892 --> 00:14:59,826 Truth. 367 00:14:59,894 --> 00:15:01,761 I choose truth. 368 00:15:03,998 --> 00:15:06,766 Game. Ryan. 369 00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,002 Congratulations, kid. 370 00:15:11,071 --> 00:15:12,671 You beat me. 371 00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:14,605 - I did? - Don't get cocky. 372 00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:16,407 You owe me one, buddy. 373 00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:17,775 I'm not your buddy. 374 00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:19,376 Hey, good game. 375 00:15:20,644 --> 00:15:22,878 But I'll get you next time. 376 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:34,054 I don't feel like I won. 377 00:15:34,122 --> 00:15:36,356 That's the problem with this particular game. 378 00:15:36,424 --> 00:15:39,292 Even when you win, you lose. 379 00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:42,428 Open the case. 380 00:15:51,703 --> 00:15:53,237 What's inside? 381 00:15:53,304 --> 00:15:55,472 - The truth. - The truth about Amanda? 382 00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,307 No. 383 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,574 Just the truth. 384 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,718 Is this...? 385 00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:12,186 It's a bomb. Holy shit! 386 00:16:12,254 --> 00:16:13,754 WILFRED: The numbers are going up. 387 00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:14,955 It's a timer. Press the button. 388 00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:20,694 WILFRED: That's how long 389 00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:22,228 you've been down in your basement 390 00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:24,196 playing a pointless game with your neighbor's dog 391 00:16:24,264 --> 00:16:26,298 and his... well, Bruce. 392 00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,733 12 hours? 393 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,100 This is who you are, mate. 394 00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:33,237 You have to tell her the truth. 395 00:16:33,305 --> 00:16:34,672 No. 396 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,040 No, she loves me. 397 00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:37,542 That's why you have to let her go. 398 00:16:37,609 --> 00:16:39,477 No. You tricked me. 399 00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:41,412 You lied to me. 400 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,349 You just don't want me to be happy. 401 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,585 There's nothing wrong with me. 402 00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:52,958 There was an earthquake. 403 00:17:12,613 --> 00:17:13,479 Good morning. 404 00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:19,519 You sure you're ready for this? 405 00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:25,130 I thought you were going to come over early 406 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:27,890 - and help me load up my car. - I overslept. 407 00:17:28,017 --> 00:17:29,325 Yeah, you look like you haven't slept at all. 408 00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:30,492 Having second thoughts about me moving in? 409 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,460 Hey, Wilfred. 410 00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:34,362 Did you keep Ryan up all night? 411 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,663 Look, I don't know how you're set 412 00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:37,965 for storage, but I have got a ton of stuff. 413 00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:39,366 Uh... 414 00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:43,337 Oh, what's in here? 415 00:17:43,405 --> 00:17:44,538 (laughing): Ryan. 416 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,811 Amanda... 417 00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:52,247 I haven't been honest with you. 418 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:55,417 The truth is, I... I'm not ready for this. 419 00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:59,654 Not ready for us moving in together or...? 420 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,659 Not ready for us? 421 00:18:07,562 --> 00:18:09,263 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 422 00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:11,365 Look, I... work is so crazy. 423 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,167 I-I really don't have time for a relationship. 424 00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:14,902 But you said you loved me. 425 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,538 I... 426 00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:20,207 I thought I did. 427 00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:23,143 Look, you're a really great girl, 428 00:18:23,211 --> 00:18:25,212 - and... - This isn't happening. 429 00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:26,947 I'm sorry. 430 00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:29,316 I-I... I just think we need to take a... a break. 431 00:18:34,523 --> 00:18:36,190 How long? 432 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,326 Long. 433 00:18:47,435 --> 00:18:49,403 But, uh... 434 00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:51,438 I love you. 435 00:18:55,978 --> 00:18:58,012 (crying) 436 00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:23,804 You were right. 437 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:27,174 If I really loved her, I would have told her the truth. 438 00:19:29,144 --> 00:19:31,312 No, I was wrong. 439 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:35,283 You lied to her because you love her. 440 00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:38,185 And that's why I lied to you. 441 00:19:38,253 --> 00:19:39,887 You understand that, right? 442 00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:48,229 You knew this would happen. 443 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:53,433 This is the disaster you predicted. 444 00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:02,842 Sorry, mate. 445 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,578 That still wasn't it. 446 00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:25,327 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 447 00:20:25,377 --> 00:20:29,927 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29719

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