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S02E02 - Letting Go
Sync & corrections by Elderfel www.addic7ed.com
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(Sighs heavily)
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(Knocking on door)
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(Dog barks)
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Woman: Sorry!
He's not usually like this.
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Leash aggression.
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(High-pitched):
Come on, come on.
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Ryan! Oh, my God.
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It's been a while.
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Yeah. My new job
is pretty intense.
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Long hours.
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I was actually
on my way there now,
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but I wanted to stop by
and say hi.
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Well...
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uh, yeah, I'm...
I'm really glad you did.
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You want to come in?
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Yeah.
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So, Wilfred's back from
Wisconsin, huh?
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I guess that means Drew...
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Ryan can see clearly
now the rain is gone!
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(Drew chuckles)
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What's up, bro!
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Mm, welcome back, Drew.
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Good to see you, man.
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Did you hear the news?
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I'm moving to L.A.
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For reals this time!
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Finally tying
the ol' knot-a-roo.
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That's great.
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Wow.
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Well, I can't believe
it's been three months
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since I've seen Wilfred.
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Oh, he's going to be
so excited.
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Wilfred!
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Wilfy!
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Guess who's here!
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(Jenna chuckles)
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Drew-be-do-be-do!
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What's up, bro!
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(Grunts, chuckles)
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I finally taught Wilfy
how to shake.
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Drew, have you seen this?
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Jordy Nelson's
high ankle sprain
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isn't as bad as we thought.
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Might even start Sunday.
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Thank God.
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Nelson really takes
the top of the defense.
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Uh... I don't think
he remembers me.
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Of course he does.
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Just give him a second.
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Hey, you want some coffee?
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Drew:
Warning, bro.
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It's decaf.
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All that's allowed
these days.
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If it means that much
to you, Drew.
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You can drink
whatever you want.
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Okay, Wilfy,
want to play some catch?
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Huh? Come on!
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Hells, yeah!
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"Catch" is the shit!
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I'm so glad you stopped by.
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I thought maybe you were,
I don't know, avoiding me.
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Work's been crazy.
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Well, I've missed you.
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By the way, I'm sure you've
noticed... I'm not pregnant.
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False positive.
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Uh, sorry to hear that.
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It's okay. I mean...
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that's why Drew and
I got engaged but...
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we're still really
excited about the wedding.
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Come on! Whip it over here!
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Let's see that arm, champ!
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Wilfred:
My bad. My bad.
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It's just under
the bush over here.
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I'm all over it Drew-ish
Community Center.
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Hey. I just wanted
to say good-bye.
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Gotta head to the office.
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Listen, I'm sorry you had to
witness that squabble in there.
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Things have been sort of tense
between me and Jenna.
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Really?
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I didn't notice.
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Yeah, she was going through
my luggage yesterday
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and she found a bottle of
this stuff called Maxtanol.
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They're over-the-counter
but, turns out,
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technically,
they're kind of steroids.
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And I had no idea.
A guy at the gym
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turned me on to them
for maximum core rippage.
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Of course,
Jenna assumed the worse.
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Wilfred:
Got it!
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Drew:
All right, Wilfy!
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Bring it back.
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Here you go, bro.
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Here's the ball.
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Right where you wanted it.
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All the way back.
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Oh. Right, right, right.
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Of course.
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Good boy.
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Let go.
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Let... go.
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Wilfy, let go!
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Oh, uh, you wanted
the ball.
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Right. Sorry.
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I don't know why I do that.
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Come on, Wilfred,
get your head in the game!
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Wow, Wilfred seems
really into playing catch.
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Yeah, I took him to my parents
lake house after the accident.
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We totally bonded.
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Wilfy got in the best
shape of his life.
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Nothing like a little fresh
Wisconsin air
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to get you back on your feet.
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Wilfred:
Okay, I got this one!
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Let's do this!
Drew! Drew!
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Drew! Drew! Drew! Drew!
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Aw, shit!
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Although,
let's be honest,
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he's never going to be
a champion.
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Jenna:
Oh, Jesus, Drew!
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I just tripped of over
your suitcase
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for, like, the fifth
time this morning!
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Could you please finish
unpacking?!
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Coming, sweetie!
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(Chuckles)
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Wilfred, I know you're having
trouble remembering who I am,
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but I hope that, with time...
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I remember you, Ryan.
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Memory is like
the Packers when
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they're behind by two touchdowns
in the fourth quarter.
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It comes back.
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So...
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How have you been?
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Wisconsin was kick-ass.
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There's a beautiful lake there.
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I took 37 shits in it.
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But you always thought
Drew was a dick.
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Drew picked up the
broken bundle of bones
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I called a body, after
that car accident.
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He helped create what
you see before you.
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We've showered together.
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I won't say another
bad word about him.
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I'd appreciate that.
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Jenna: Look, I just,
really need you
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(Argument continues)
Geez.
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They're clearly
having problems.
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Should I say something?
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Like what, Ryan?
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Drew and Jenna are getting
married... get over it.
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Yeah, but,
they're only getting married
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because Jenna thought
she was pregnant.
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And she only thought that
because I switched her pee
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for that drug test.
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Don't you think I need
to do the right thing and...
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You know, spending
the last few months
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with Drew, sitting on the
couch, watching A-Rodge
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thread needles, doing
chest and back Tuesdays,
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arms and cardio Thursdays,
not having to help
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solve any deep,
emotional problems,
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it helped me realize this little
relationship of ours
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has been very one-sided.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, you're selfish.
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From now on,
if you got a problem,
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figure it out yourself.
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Wait, Wilfred, I need you.
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Well, I don't need you,
Ry-Am Woman, Hear Me Roar.
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You're on your own.
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Hey, you know, I was thinking
rather than ordering in,
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maybe you an I could
grab a bite at Cestone's?
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Actually, I brought my lunch.
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Oh, okay.
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You know what,
I don't get it.
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I've calculated
my facial proportions
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and I am 94% symmetrical.
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Which, according to the index,
is borderline hot.
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And I dressed up this
boring old lab coat
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with the quirky Japanese robot
pin, so you know I'm fun.
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And everyone in the office
already knows
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- I am a total sex addict.
- What?
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And see, I have this
edgy sense of humor
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which sometimes crosses
the line...
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(Taps desk)
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...like right now,
for instance.
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Oh, God, you totally
have a girlfriend, don't you?
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Uh, not exactly.
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Look, Amanda,
you seem great.
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Ooh, this is awkward.
(Chuckles)
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You know, I'm just going
to go have sex
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with whoever's in
the men's room.
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Well, there's that edgy
sense of humor again, so...
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good stuff.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I like the suit.
You look nice.
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You, too.
What?
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My mustard-stained
sweatpants?
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Mustard stains are
the new black.
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You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
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(Crying): I'm just...
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(Sighs)
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Relationships
can be, uh, tough.
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You could always
call it off.
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Call what off?
My eight-year relationship?
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It was a joke.
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A bad joke.
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I'm sorry.
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No, it's my bad.
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I don't have much of a
sense of humor these days.
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I'll see ya.
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See ya.
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Hey! Small world.
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You jog, huh?
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It's Thursday, Ryan.
I told you, arms and cardio.
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So what was up with
Drew this morning?
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I woke up at 6:00
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when he slammed the
car door and sped off.
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Was he pissed off
about something?
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Drew drives hard.
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Dude's confident
behind the wheel.
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Did he and Jenna
have another argument?
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Relax, I'm not asking
for advice or anything.
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I'm just trying to
make small talk.
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And I'm just trying to
focus on my pace.
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Uh, seven minute miles...
ever heard of 'em?
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So you think Jenna might...
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Dude, are you still
sweating over that?
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I told you, it's over.
Let it go.
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Yeah, but...
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Okay, c-can we just
slow down for a second?
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Why?
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So we can spend the whole day
talking about your problems,
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you selfish prick?
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I'm not Dr. Phil, okay?
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I'm Dr. Wilfred.
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And I only call myself that
when I'm DJ'ing.
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What do you want me to say?
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- I need your help.
- And what about my problems?!
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You don't think
I'm dying inside right now
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because Drew thinks
I'm a loser?!
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I guess I never
thought about it.
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If this bromance
is going to work,
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we need to have
an equal relationship.
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Like those two guys
over there.
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Those... guys?
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Yeah. See that one guy?
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He's scratching the other
guy behind the ear.
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And the first guy, he's psyched,
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because he's helping the other
guy, who's his friend.
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Now, the first guy,
he's throwing that ball.
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And the other guy,
the naked hairy guy,
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he's running
and bringing it back,
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because that's what
bros do for each other.
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It goes both ways,
R-R-R-Ry-Sharona.
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(Dog barks)
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Man: Get in there.
Get in there.
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Good. Get in there.
Get in there.
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Tunnel!
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Come on, up, up.
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Stay, stay, stay.
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(Dog barks)
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00:10:30,243 --> 00:10:32,811
Nice grab, bro.
261
00:10:32,812 --> 00:10:34,446
Hey, cute, pooch.
262
00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:36,615
- What's the breed?
- Um, he's uh...
263
00:10:36,616 --> 00:10:38,984
- Time to stand up.
- I don't really know.
264
00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:41,887
Couldn't even do that
for me, eh, Ryan?
265
00:10:41,888 --> 00:10:43,288
Keeps you guessin', huh?
266
00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:45,824
(Chuckles)
You have no idea.
267
00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:47,593
Hey, Jellybeans, huh?
268
00:10:47,594 --> 00:10:48,895
What's up, bro?
269
00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:51,131
Hey, you look good out there.
270
00:10:51,132 --> 00:10:53,600
Let's, on the count of three,
both say what we can bench.
271
00:10:53,601 --> 00:10:55,235
One, two, three...
272
00:10:55,236 --> 00:10:56,536
35 pounds.
273
00:10:56,537 --> 00:10:58,138
Hey, you didn't say it.
274
00:10:58,139 --> 00:10:59,773
Oh, oh, what?
You're ignoring me now?
275
00:10:59,774 --> 00:11:01,424
You're better than me,
276
00:11:01,425 --> 00:11:03,126
you beautiful
golden-haired prick?
277
00:11:03,127 --> 00:11:04,478
Jellybeans has been training
278
00:11:04,479 --> 00:11:06,747
all month for the Health Kibble
Incredible Dog Challenge.
279
00:11:06,748 --> 00:11:08,682
Kind of a fun thing
to do on a Saturday.
280
00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:09,950
Huh, kid?
281
00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:11,185
Yeah, that's it!
282
00:11:11,186 --> 00:11:12,953
Attaboy.
283
00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:14,555
If I can win this competition,
284
00:11:14,556 --> 00:11:16,624
then Drew will finally
see me as a champion.
285
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:19,026
But Jenna would never let Drew
enter me into the contest.
286
00:11:19,027 --> 00:11:22,530
He's not allowed to do anything
even slightly competitive.
287
00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:24,465
Well, maybe I could
sign you up.
288
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,434
I was on the track team
in high school.
289
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:29,403
I could train you.
290
00:11:29,404 --> 00:11:30,771
You'd do that for me?
291
00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:32,806
Wait. What's in it for you?
292
00:11:32,807 --> 00:11:34,708
Come on, Wilfred,
I'm your friend.
293
00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:36,576
Cut the shit.
294
00:11:36,577 --> 00:11:38,979
You just need me to help you
solve your little Jenna dilemma.
295
00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,848
Okay, fine.
296
00:11:40,849 --> 00:11:42,349
You're right.
297
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,484
Do we have a deal?
298
00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,487
Deal.
299
00:11:47,488 --> 00:11:48,555
Weak grip, mate.
300
00:11:50,024 --> 00:11:52,025
Flexbar Hand Exerciser,
ever heard of it?
301
00:11:53,995 --> 00:11:56,396
(Film projector whirring)
302
00:11:56,397 --> 00:11:58,499
What are you doing?
303
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,701
Just studying some
film from practice.
304
00:12:05,607 --> 00:12:08,475
Listen, I-I was thinking
maybe later tonight
305
00:12:08,476 --> 00:12:10,344
we could start talking
about Jenna... Oh, hang on, hang on.
306
00:12:10,345 --> 00:12:12,680
Look at this.
See what I did there?
307
00:12:12,681 --> 00:12:14,181
I got super tired,
308
00:12:14,182 --> 00:12:15,416
stopped running,
309
00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:16,550
and started dry-heaving.
310
00:12:17,886 --> 00:12:21,088
I've got to not do that.
311
00:12:21,089 --> 00:12:23,591
God! Who am I kidding?
312
00:12:26,261 --> 00:12:28,896
There's no way
I can beat Jellybeans.
313
00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:30,664
I'm never going to be
the champion he is.
314
00:12:30,665 --> 00:12:32,900
He's so fast, and strong!
315
00:12:32,901 --> 00:12:35,303
He's got the glossy coat
of a healthy one-year-old.
316
00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:37,072
And his nose...
317
00:12:37,073 --> 00:12:40,442
God, his nose gets...
so wet...
318
00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:44,781
Don't worry,
we'll get you there.
319
00:12:44,782 --> 00:12:47,550
Maybe if we took a break,
and talked.
320
00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:50,854
There's only one way
I can win this competition.
321
00:12:53,491 --> 00:12:56,593
You need to put a jar
of flesh-eating bacteria
322
00:12:56,594 --> 00:12:58,663
all over Jellybeans'
legs and genitals.
323
00:12:58,664 --> 00:13:01,065
I'm not doing that.
324
00:13:01,066 --> 00:13:03,568
Fine! You don't want to do
whatever it takes to help me,
325
00:13:03,569 --> 00:13:05,637
- the deal's off!
- W...
326
00:13:05,638 --> 00:13:07,005
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
327
00:13:07,006 --> 00:13:08,407
You want to be
faster and stronger?
328
00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:10,710
What if I could get you...
329
00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:11,978
Maxtanol?
330
00:13:14,547 --> 00:13:16,648
Maxtanol?
331
00:13:16,649 --> 00:13:17,983
It's an over-the-counter
stimulant.
332
00:13:17,984 --> 00:13:19,719
Drew says that
it helps you achieve...
333
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,988
"maximum core rippage."
334
00:13:21,989 --> 00:13:24,891
That's just the kind
of rippage I need.
335
00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:26,160
No.
336
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:27,761
No, I can't.
337
00:13:27,762 --> 00:13:29,229
It's against my
code of ethics.
338
00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,998
Your "code of ethics"?
339
00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:32,466
I have a strict policy against
340
00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:33,834
taking any drug
that's not illegal.
341
00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:35,402
They're never strong enough.
342
00:13:35,403 --> 00:13:37,671
No, if I'm going to
win this thing for Drew,
343
00:13:37,672 --> 00:13:39,373
I'm going to need
the good shit.
344
00:13:39,374 --> 00:13:41,642
- You mean real steroids?
- I'm talking about
345
00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:43,577
the back-alley shit.
346
00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:45,879
The shit that
Kathleen Turner uses.
347
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:46,980
Think you can
handle that, bro?
348
00:13:46,981 --> 00:13:48,415
Wilfred, I...
349
00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:50,317
See, this is how
friendships work, Ryan.
350
00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:52,218
I scratch your back,
351
00:13:52,219 --> 00:13:54,355
you scratch the area
directly above my penis
352
00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:56,591
until my leg goes apeshit.
353
00:14:04,518 --> 00:14:05,819
Oh, oh, oh,
ask this guy.
354
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:07,487
He's perfect.
355
00:14:07,488 --> 00:14:09,822
- Can I help you?
- Um...
356
00:14:09,823 --> 00:14:11,257
Yeah.
357
00:14:11,258 --> 00:14:13,592
I was... I was wondering...
358
00:14:13,593 --> 00:14:16,061
You seem like someone that
would know where I could
359
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:19,097
get something that would
make me, uh... stronger?
360
00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:23,201
Maybe something that... you
can't find in a health store?
361
00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:28,173
If you're asking me what
I think you're asking me,
362
00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:29,474
it's illegal.
Really?
363
00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:31,210
You're not on steroids?
364
00:14:31,211 --> 00:14:33,045
So that's, like,
your natural package?
365
00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:36,548
Hey, buddy.
366
00:14:36,549 --> 00:14:37,983
Think I know what
you're looking for.
367
00:14:43,157 --> 00:14:46,559
Drew is gonna shit!
368
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,329
I'm gonna look just like
that Kathleen Turner dude.
369
00:14:50,732 --> 00:14:52,633
All right,
let's do this.
370
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,101
(Zipper unzipping)
371
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,303
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
372
00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:58,005
I-I just want steroids.
373
00:14:58,006 --> 00:15:00,107
Yeah, and this is what
you're gonna do to get 'em.
374
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,742
You know what?
Never mind.
375
00:15:01,743 --> 00:15:03,211
Aw, typical.
376
00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:04,445
Won't even shlob
this guy's knob
377
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,480
to help a friend get steroids.
378
00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:08,181
You selfish prick.
379
00:15:08,182 --> 00:15:09,483
(Sighs)
380
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,652
Fine.
381
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:15,824
Look, I'll give you money,
382
00:15:15,825 --> 00:15:18,627
but I'm not going
to do... that.
383
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:19,895
(Zipping up)
Fine.
384
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,529
150 bucks.
385
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,031
And a hug.
386
00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:24,232
A hug?
387
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:26,200
A long hug.
388
00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:28,669
I want it to be tender,
like we're sisters at a funeral.
389
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,052
That's really good.
390
00:15:44,053 --> 00:15:47,222
I can feel your heart
beating against mine.
391
00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:03,640
(Dog barking) Jenna:
Oh, hi!
392
00:16:03,641 --> 00:16:06,077
Drew:
Ryan!
393
00:16:06,078 --> 00:16:07,545
This is great, Ryan!
394
00:16:07,546 --> 00:16:09,046
Wilfred looks like
he's having so much fun.
395
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:14,720
I'm gonna go give
the little fella a pep talk.
396
00:16:14,721 --> 00:16:16,523
Wow.
397
00:16:16,524 --> 00:16:17,957
You guys seem... happy.
398
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:19,526
Things are better.
399
00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:21,762
You know, I think we were
both sort of using Wilfred
400
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,297
as a way to avoid our issues,
401
00:16:23,298 --> 00:16:25,933
but thanks to you, we got some
time alone to work things out.
402
00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:28,168
Awesome.
403
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:37,210
God, Jenna and Drew are
even worse than I thought.
404
00:16:37,211 --> 00:16:39,312
It's like they've tricked
themselves into believing
405
00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:41,114
everything's all right,
when it's not.
406
00:16:41,115 --> 00:16:42,449
Ryan, please!
I'm trying to focus, here.
407
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:43,783
It's hard enough with
408
00:16:43,784 --> 00:16:45,752
Jelly "The Intimidator" Beans
over there,
409
00:16:45,753 --> 00:16:48,388
staring me down,
trying to get inside my head.
410
00:16:49,457 --> 00:16:51,358
Oh. We get it, Beans.
411
00:16:51,359 --> 00:16:53,761
We all know you got tasty balls,
no need to flaunt it.
412
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,363
Jesus,
413
00:16:55,364 --> 00:16:57,098
is there no limit to
this guy's arrogance?
414
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,235
Announcer:
Next on deck, Wilfred!
415
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,637
Shit! That's it,
give me the pills.
416
00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:09,811
Very funny, Ryan.
417
00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:12,480
Here we go.
Down the hatch.
418
00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:14,216
Whoa, you're going to
take them all at once?
419
00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:15,750
Um... obviously.
420
00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:18,086
More steroids equals
more championishness.
421
00:17:18,087 --> 00:17:20,288
Nah, I'm sorry,
I can't let you do this.
422
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,923
What? Why the hell not?
423
00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:24,893
Wilfred, read the label.
424
00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:26,828
This stuff can cause liver
damage and heart disease.
425
00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:28,763
You're too important
to me as a friend.
426
00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:31,066
- You mean ex-friend.
- Fine.
427
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,601
I won't let you do something
I know will hurt you.
428
00:17:33,602 --> 00:17:35,837
I'd rather let you go.
429
00:17:42,477 --> 00:17:44,478
You were right.
430
00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:45,713
I am selfish.
431
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:47,814
Damn right you are.
432
00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,916
And I'm going to humiliate
myself in front of Drew!
433
00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:53,186
Announcer:
Wilfred, you're up!
434
00:17:54,555 --> 00:17:56,523
Yay, Wilfy!
435
00:17:56,524 --> 00:17:58,725
(Barking)
436
00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:03,664
Ryan, I'm slow and I'm weak.
437
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,499
I can't do this!
438
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,867
Yeah, you can.
439
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,635
You just need
the proper motivation.
440
00:18:08,636 --> 00:18:09,903
Whoa. Whoa!
441
00:18:09,904 --> 00:18:11,738
What's this about?
442
00:18:11,739 --> 00:18:13,473
You know I don't do
the leash thing!
443
00:18:13,474 --> 00:18:15,075
What's the matter, Wilfred?
It's just a little leash.
444
00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:16,577
Screw you, Ryan!
445
00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:18,679
What are you looking at,
Jellybeans?
446
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,682
Huh? You do not want
what I'm bringing.
447
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,250
Oh, you want some too?
448
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:24,085
Let me see your papers,
you filthy immigrant!
449
00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:25,353
Let go!
450
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,687
Let go!
451
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,921
Let go!
452
00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:33,126
(Grunting)
453
00:18:34,228 --> 00:18:37,530
(Grunting)
454
00:18:37,531 --> 00:18:39,098
Oh, no, he's not gonna win.
455
00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:40,733
Ah...!
456
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:44,202
(Grunting)
457
00:18:49,075 --> 00:18:51,309
(Grunting, groaning)
458
00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,653
No, no, no, no, no!
459
00:19:00,654 --> 00:19:02,588
Jellybeans!
460
00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:04,590
Wilfred, no!
(Yelling)
461
00:19:10,097 --> 00:19:12,531
Sorry.
462
00:19:12,532 --> 00:19:15,534
I blocked off my whole weekend
on my calendar for your wedding.
463
00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:17,169
It's gonna be awesome.
464
00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:18,837
That really means
a lot to us, Ryan.
465
00:19:18,838 --> 00:19:21,240
Dude, check it out.
466
00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:22,608
(Laughs)
467
00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:23,943
Wilfred's all proud
of himself.
468
00:19:23,944 --> 00:19:25,344
That's hilarious.
469
00:19:25,345 --> 00:19:26,579
Hilarious?
470
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:29,148
You see what it says there?
"Participant."
471
00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:30,516
You think they give
one of those to every dog
472
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,050
who takes part in
the competition?
473
00:19:32,051 --> 00:19:35,020
They need to give you the award
for the silliest dog, Wilfy.
474
00:19:35,021 --> 00:19:36,421
(Laughing)
475
00:19:36,422 --> 00:19:38,323
Come on, babe.
476
00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:39,424
We'll see you at the car.
477
00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:42,627
All right...
478
00:19:42,628 --> 00:19:44,628
you upheld your end
of the bargain,
479
00:19:44,629 --> 00:19:46,864
now it's my turn.
480
00:19:46,865 --> 00:19:48,599
You want to know
how to deal with
481
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,300
your little Jenna/Drew
situation?
482
00:19:50,301 --> 00:19:52,903
Plant that in Drew's luggage.
483
00:19:52,904 --> 00:19:56,439
Jenna will find it,
throw a fit,
484
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,841
and call off her
engagement with that...
485
00:19:58,842 --> 00:20:02,912
unloving, emotionless...
monster.
486
00:20:02,913 --> 00:20:05,180
Let it go, Wilfred.
487
00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:10,553
(Voice breaking):
But we showered together.
488
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:12,788
(Sobs)
489
00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:20,135
So when I saw her
in the break room,
490
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,437
I asked her out to dinner.
491
00:20:21,438 --> 00:20:23,722
She said yes.
Really?
492
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,923
- The girl from your office?
- Yeah.
493
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,158
That's great, Ryan!
494
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,426
I'm happy for you, dude.
495
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,898
(Sighs)
496
00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:32,768
www.addic7ed.com
497
00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:35,906
- You okay?
- Yeah.
498
00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:38,374
I just got reminded
of a pretty intense relationship
499
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,088
I haven't thought about
in a while.
500
00:20:43,966 --> 00:20:46,890
- Jenna's couch?
- Good girl.
501
00:20:48,909 --> 00:20:50,795
The sex was incredible.
502
00:20:54,536 --> 00:20:57,588
But eventually I just got tired
of sitting around all day
503
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,138
watching TV with her.
504
00:20:59,139 --> 00:21:01,849
The break up was pretty tough
on her.
505
00:21:01,899 --> 00:21:06,449
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