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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:18,977 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:25,123 --> 00:00:27,903 "Never underestimate the power of a dream." 3 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,446 Excuse me? 4 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:31,615 The narrator. 5 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,034 Yeah. He's dreaming. 6 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,662 Very challenging book. I love Calvino. 7 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:39,101 I was going to get on Kindle, 8 00:00:39,168 --> 00:00:41,249 but then people couldn't see how deep I am. 9 00:00:41,415 --> 00:00:43,305 (laughs) 10 00:00:43,373 --> 00:00:44,874 Okay. 11 00:00:44,942 --> 00:00:47,005 Um, I'm Cinzia Piacere. 12 00:00:47,171 --> 00:00:48,611 Ryan. Newman. 13 00:00:48,679 --> 00:00:49,800 Ryan? 14 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,718 How... Do you mind? 15 00:00:53,184 --> 00:00:54,718 Sure. 16 00:00:54,786 --> 00:00:56,056 Thank you. 17 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,788 So what does Ryan Newman do 18 00:00:57,856 --> 00:00:59,685 when he's not charming Italian women on the beach? 19 00:01:01,359 --> 00:01:02,521 Well, uh... 20 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:05,482 Until recently, uh, I was an attorney. 21 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,898 - Mm-hmm. - High-profile litigation, 22 00:01:07,966 --> 00:01:09,733 corner office, expense account. 23 00:01:09,801 --> 00:01:13,323 Oh. Sounds awful. 24 00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:15,572 I'm going rollerblading right now. 25 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,441 Do you want to come with me? 26 00:01:18,509 --> 00:01:21,444 Well, what have we here? 27 00:01:21,512 --> 00:01:23,947 And what is that thing above them, with the mouth and eyes? 28 00:01:24,014 --> 00:01:25,293 This is Wilfred. 29 00:01:25,459 --> 00:01:26,917 Ciao. 30 00:01:26,984 --> 00:01:28,296 (speaking Italian) What a beautiful dog! 31 00:01:28,462 --> 00:01:29,787 (speaking Italian)You're so beautiful, aren't you? 32 00:01:29,854 --> 00:01:32,009 (speaking Italian)Thank you, you're very beautiful too. 33 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,468 Mm. 34 00:01:33,634 --> 00:01:35,193 What? I speak Italian. 35 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,847 There's a lot you don't know about me, Ryan. 36 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,296 Okay. 37 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:39,933 I get my things and then we go, okay? 38 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:42,901 Uh... you're going out with her? 39 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:44,503 You promised you'd pick up Jenna's dry-cleaning 40 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:46,440 and be home by 2:00 for the cable guy. 41 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,900 You expect me to ditch a girl like that for dry-cleaning? 42 00:01:49,066 --> 00:01:52,912 We all have to make sacrifices, Ryan. 43 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:55,882 Like the story of Jesus Christ. 44 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,485 I'm sure the Roman soldiers wanted to hang out 45 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,322 at the Pantheon and stare at tits all day, 46 00:02:00,447 --> 00:02:03,222 but they knew they had a duty to kill Jesus. 47 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:12,257 Uh, I'll take an eighth of the Walter Cronk. 48 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:16,595 - For, um, tendonitis. - Yeah. 49 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:19,103 I'm on 'shrooms right now. 50 00:02:19,171 --> 00:02:21,138 For my, uh, scraped knee. 51 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,977 A beautiful woman asked to spend the day with me, 52 00:02:26,044 --> 00:02:27,879 and I said no. 53 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,816 Why? To pick up Jenna's dry-cleaning? 54 00:02:29,982 --> 00:02:31,950 Face it. We both love Jenna. 55 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:34,854 And we live to protect and serve her. 56 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,615 I protect, you serve. 57 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,891 I don't live to serve her. 58 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,894 And I'm not sure spending your days watching 59 00:02:40,962 --> 00:02:44,414 gruesome cat deaths on YouTube counts as protecting Jenna. 60 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:47,133 I have eyes on Jenna at all times. 61 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,586 And, when I'm not watching, Bear is. 62 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:52,297 Bear? That rancid teddy bear you hump? 63 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:55,942 Cojetta Quisley, I need a 20 on the Golden Fox. 64 00:02:57,712 --> 00:02:59,646 Yes, but is she... 65 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:00,972 Where is she? 66 00:03:01,138 --> 00:03:02,474 Can you just... 67 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,226 CASHIER: My special today. 68 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:07,787 One of these free Tootsie Pop edibles with every purchase. 69 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,650 Well, why didn't you just say she was in the kitchen? 70 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,526 Jesus. 71 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:16,162 I swear, the minute you take the dick out of Bear's mouth, 72 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,114 it's like, "Nyeh, nyeh nyeh, nyeh, nyeh." 73 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,933 There are my guys! 74 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:21,735 Hey, who am I pointing to? 75 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,079 The new anchor for the 12:00 News. 76 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:25,371 - Wow. - Yeah, I start Monday. 77 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,739 That's amazing. 78 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,291 Sorry, mate, random security check. 79 00:03:28,457 --> 00:03:31,294 Uh-oh. Is that a small-caliber bullet? 80 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:32,587 - Oh. - Off. 81 00:03:32,753 --> 00:03:34,589 Sorry. He thinks he's protecting me. 82 00:03:34,755 --> 00:03:35,949 Mr. Goofy. 83 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,510 Thanks. You did not have to do that. 84 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:41,188 No problem. Hey, that's great news about your job. 85 00:03:41,313 --> 00:03:42,764 What do you say we go out for dinner, and... 86 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:44,556 Oh, shoot. I am late for a production meeting. 87 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,060 - You still cool waiting for the cable guy? - Of course. 88 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:50,188 I don't know what I would do without you. 89 00:03:50,354 --> 00:03:53,395 Big Guy for PJ. Yeah, I've got my eyes all around the bases; 90 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,682 She's just gone in the house. 91 00:03:54,807 --> 00:03:57,970 No, I do not know where your Discman is. 92 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,072 This isn't the proper channel for this type of discussion. 93 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,442 Get your head in the game! 94 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:12,961 (sighs) 95 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:17,023 This is ridiculous. 96 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,096 Cinzia: Ryan. 97 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:25,531 - Cinzia. - Ciao. 98 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:28,059 What are the odds? 99 00:04:28,225 --> 00:04:29,853 I guess it was just meant to be. 100 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,505 I've been watching you run 101 00:04:31,573 --> 00:04:33,231 up and down the beach for the past hour. 102 00:04:33,397 --> 00:04:37,177 Well, I was just hoping that maybe we could... 103 00:04:37,245 --> 00:04:38,445 spend some time together. 104 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,649 ♪ ♪ 105 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:07,540 This is the best day of my life. 106 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,075 Really? 107 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,352 (laughs) Seriously. 108 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:11,728 You know what I did yesterday? 109 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:13,104 Hm-mm. 110 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:15,282 I unclogged my sister's drain, 111 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:18,285 I helped my neighbor hang a pot rack, 112 00:05:18,353 --> 00:05:20,779 and I took Wilfred to get his ears cleaned. 113 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,781 Wow. 114 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,699 All of these things that you are doing 115 00:05:24,865 --> 00:05:27,561 are basically for other people, right? 116 00:05:27,629 --> 00:05:28,912 What do you do for yourself? 117 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,413 I mean... 118 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:33,634 Life is too short. 119 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,169 I think you really have to do what makes you happy. 120 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,839 I wouldn't know where to start. 121 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:46,078 In three days I'll go to Capri, 122 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:49,081 which is a beautiful island in Italy. 123 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:52,584 And I have an uncle there who will let me use his sailboat. 124 00:05:52,893 --> 00:05:55,320 Come with me. 125 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,732 That sounds wonderful. 126 00:05:57,898 --> 00:06:00,068 - See? - But... 127 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,987 I, I can't. 128 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,989 Okay. 129 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,535 Then let us make the most of the short time we have lef 130 00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:21,918 (speaking Italian) 131 00:06:24,755 --> 00:06:27,554 So this is more important than waiting for Jenna's cable guy? 132 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,806 As we speak, Jenna is sitting at home, 133 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:33,768 with no Game Show Network, no MTV2, no Univision. 134 00:06:33,934 --> 00:06:34,936 I'm furious, Ryan. 135 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,767 I'm sorry, but for once in my life, 136 00:06:37,835 --> 00:06:40,317 I'm going to take care of my needs first. 137 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,193 I think I can make that happen. 138 00:06:42,359 --> 00:06:44,863 Ryan, focus. 139 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:47,410 Right now, there is a branch scraping against Jenna's window. 140 00:06:47,477 --> 00:06:50,112 How's she going to get any sleep tonight if you don't prune it? 141 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:51,380 (Ryan gasps) 142 00:06:51,448 --> 00:06:54,282 Jenna. Jenna. Jenna. Jenna. 143 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:56,484 Jenna. Jenna. Jenna. Jenna. 144 00:06:56,552 --> 00:06:57,751 Jenna, Jenna, Jenna... 145 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,188 Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, 146 00:07:00,256 --> 00:07:01,629 - Jenna, Jenna... - Stop! 147 00:07:01,858 --> 00:07:03,506 - Why? - No, no, no, not... not you. 148 00:07:04,861 --> 00:07:07,063 - Cincia... - Yeah? 149 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:12,202 Let's do it. 150 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:13,475 Let's go to Italy. 151 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,742 Italy? 152 00:07:17,809 --> 00:07:19,773 You didn't ask me if you could go to Italy. 153 00:07:20,012 --> 00:07:22,947 As of now, we are officially not speaking. 154 00:07:30,866 --> 00:07:32,118 Wilfred, get... 155 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,207 Ryan, 156 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,218 you know that all I want is for you to be happy, 157 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,534 but you barely know this woman. 158 00:07:49,601 --> 00:07:51,169 And what about that cute girl next door 159 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,472 you're always talking about? 160 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,350 Please tell me you didn't hear that. 161 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,977 - Hear what? - Nothing. 162 00:07:58,143 --> 00:07:59,945 Here's ten dollars. 163 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,281 I'm buying the unopened food processor 164 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:03,482 I gave you last Christmas. 165 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,819 Okay? 166 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,613 So, this is really happening, huh? 167 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,990 This Cinzia must be amazing. 168 00:08:11,156 --> 00:08:12,859 She is. 169 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,829 I just hope we can be as happy as you and Drew. 170 00:08:19,915 --> 00:08:22,001 What's wrong? 171 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:26,371 I'm sorry. It's just that... 172 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,574 Well, I don't tell you enough, but you mean so much to me. 173 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:33,511 And... I've never met anyone so kind and thoughtful. 174 00:08:33,578 --> 00:08:36,080 And I'm going to miss you. 175 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:40,895 I'll miss you, too. 176 00:08:44,523 --> 00:08:47,402 But we know who's really going to miss you. 177 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:48,820 Wilfred! Come here! 178 00:08:50,398 --> 00:08:52,332 He's been kind of mopey lately. 179 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,001 I know this sounds crazy, 180 00:08:54,069 --> 00:08:55,743 but it's almost like he knows you're leaving. 181 00:08:55,909 --> 00:08:57,287 (laughs) 182 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,807 Just so you know, I only came over here 183 00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:01,082 because Jenna called me. 184 00:09:01,248 --> 00:09:03,626 Oh, God, Wilfred pooped on your lawn. 185 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,345 There's symbolism in that poop, Ryan. 186 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,980 And some grass. 187 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,148 And half a slipper. 188 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,467 I'm going to go clean it up. 189 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,784 No, no, no-no-no, wait. That's dangerous. 190 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,819 - There's dangerous bacteria in that poop. - Wilfred! 191 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,181 - Get out of the way. - You shouldn't, shouldn't eat it. 192 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,726 Just because I'm leaving, 193 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,362 it doesn't mean that we can't still be friends. 194 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:25,030 Friends? 195 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,366 What, you thought we were actually...? 196 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:30,168 Ha-ha! Ha, ha, ha. 197 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,437 That is hilarious. 198 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,173 And a little embarrassing for you, because... 199 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,410 I never really saw us like that. 200 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,871 How much for this piece-of-shit flat-screen TV? 201 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,912 You're selling the TV? 202 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:43,513 That is the cornerstone of our friendship! 203 00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:52,634 Wilfred. 204 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,091 Just before my tenth birthday, 205 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,927 my dad sent my mom away to the sanitarium. 206 00:09:59,797 --> 00:10:03,186 All I wanted for that birthday was a magic set. 207 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,503 But you know what my dad gave me? 208 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:07,941 A briefcase. 209 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:12,695 He said, "Ryan, no more nonsense." 210 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:17,084 I spent my whole life trying to be who he wanted me to be, 211 00:10:17,152 --> 00:10:20,078 because I was afraid he was going to send me away, too. 212 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,422 Wow. 213 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:25,926 That... that story is long. 214 00:10:25,994 --> 00:10:27,627 And boring as shit. 215 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,466 The point is, it's time to do what makes me happy. 216 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:34,035 Look, Ryan, you're leaving behind everything you love 217 00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:36,104 for a girl you barely know. 218 00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:39,013 And it just makes me wonder why. 219 00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:40,609 Well, what am I supposed to do? 220 00:10:40,677 --> 00:10:42,578 Stick around, and keep waiting hand and foot 221 00:10:42,646 --> 00:10:44,180 on a girl I can never have? 222 00:10:44,248 --> 00:10:46,249 Like some obedient little lap... 223 00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:49,399 (sighs) 224 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,942 You were gonna say "lap dog." 225 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,756 That's what you think of me, isn't it? 226 00:10:54,126 --> 00:10:56,998 Just a silly dog who thinks his duties are far more important 227 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,533 - than they really are. - Wilfred... 228 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:02,199 Of course, what a bloody fool I've been. 229 00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:03,997 Jenna doesn't need me anymore. 230 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,036 Maybe she never even did. 231 00:11:07,104 --> 00:11:09,772 You know, I had dreams too, Ryan. 232 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,574 I wanted to herd sheep. 233 00:11:12,642 --> 00:11:16,676 I... I wanted to sniff out drugs for the DEA. 234 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:20,179 Or maybe I just wanted to go to Italy like you. 235 00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:22,084 You never know. 236 00:11:22,152 --> 00:11:23,975 We could to go Italy... 237 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,477 Really?! So you and your whore would take me? 238 00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:27,812 - Uh... - Yes! 239 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,493 Yes, Ryan, the answer's yes. 240 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,628 I will come with you. 241 00:11:30,695 --> 00:11:32,196 Oh, Ryan. 242 00:11:32,264 --> 00:11:34,277 Oh, Ryan, you're the best friend I ever had. 243 00:11:37,503 --> 00:11:38,937 WILFRED: Ryan. 244 00:11:39,004 --> 00:11:40,905 Ryan, check it out. 245 00:11:40,973 --> 00:11:42,841 I've got a list of common Italian phrases 246 00:11:42,908 --> 00:11:44,871 you're going to need to know. 247 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,045 Geez, Wilfred, we don't even know if 248 00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:48,916 Jenna's going to let you go yet. 249 00:11:49,082 --> 00:11:50,877 Why so negative? 250 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:55,086 Someone needs a little attitude adjustment. 251 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,023 No, thanks. 252 00:11:58,091 --> 00:11:59,761 Pot candy's way too intense for me. 253 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:00,720 (knocking) 254 00:12:03,229 --> 00:12:06,131 I'm on the air in an hour, and my hair looks terrible, 255 00:12:06,199 --> 00:12:08,770 and these Middle-Eastern names are impossible to pronounce, 256 00:12:09,001 --> 00:12:11,003 and to top it all off, the battery in my hybrid is dead. 257 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:12,106 What the shit! 258 00:12:12,272 --> 00:12:13,605 Relax. I'll get my keys. 259 00:12:13,673 --> 00:12:15,610 Ryan, ask her if I can go to Italy. 260 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,445 Are you sure? You do so much for me. 261 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,529 Of course. We're friends. 262 00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:20,114 Ask her, ask her, ask her. 263 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,546 Now is not a good time. 264 00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:22,581 Is now a good time? 265 00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:24,077 How about now? Now? 266 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,185 How about now, Ryan? What about now? 267 00:12:26,253 --> 00:12:27,754 Is it a good time now? 268 00:12:27,821 --> 00:12:28,873 How about now? 269 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,792 Now? What about now? 270 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,169 - How about now? - I don't know, Wilfred. 271 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,994 Jenna's life is going through some big changes. 272 00:12:35,062 --> 00:12:37,048 I think she's going to need you more than ever. 273 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,832 She'll be fine. 274 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,949 She'll probably have a team of highly trained security specialists 275 00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:44,571 around her at all times. 276 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,391 This is the noon news we're talking about. 277 00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:48,708 Oh... 278 00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:49,769 You okay? 279 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,678 I'm just a little light-headed. 280 00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:53,279 The only thing I had to eat today 281 00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:54,899 was a piece of candy at your house. 282 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,295 - House... - What candy? 283 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,779 That word is weird... hou-u-se. 284 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,532 Wilfred, Jenna ate the Tootsie Pot. 285 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:06,147 No way, mate. Jenna doesn't do drugs. 286 00:13:06,272 --> 00:13:08,326 If she ate that, she'd be totally freaking out. 287 00:13:08,451 --> 00:13:09,996 (TV news theme playing) 288 00:13:11,818 --> 00:13:14,267 ANNOUNCER: This is the News at Noon with Jenna Mueller, 289 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,769 Cal Fugasaki with sports 290 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,537 and Bud Mitchell with the weather. 291 00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,718 And... action. 292 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,694 What? 293 00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:30,026 Good afternoon and welcome to the News at Noon. 294 00:13:30,651 --> 00:13:33,119 Um, let's start with sports... 295 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,221 (laughing): Look at my mic. 296 00:13:35,289 --> 00:13:37,791 It's like a shiny little cl... 297 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:40,653 (laughing) 298 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:43,114 Ryan, I've got to save her! 299 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,034 Cal, you got to feel how soft my tits are... 300 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,828 (steady electronic tone) 301 00:13:54,082 --> 00:13:55,126 Drew. 302 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,818 Come on in, Ryan-oceros. 303 00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:58,546 I flew in right after Jenna told me what happened. 304 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,422 Undies on the face, undies on the face! 305 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:04,135 - What a silly dog I am. - Wilfred, no. 306 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:08,181 What, you think you can do better than undies on the face? 307 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,601 Hey, Jenna. I just came over to see how you were doing. 308 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,804 How am I doing? They fired me. 309 00:14:13,929 --> 00:14:15,539 They think I was on drugs. 310 00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:17,425 I've never even had a speeding ticket. 311 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:18,691 DREW: Hey, you know what, babe? 312 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,041 I bet you just had a mini stroke. 313 00:14:21,108 --> 00:14:24,155 Yeah, I've seen newscasters get those on YouTube. 314 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,656 It's actually really funny. 315 00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:28,281 - I didn't have a stroke, Drew. - Jenna, look! 316 00:14:28,349 --> 00:14:31,051 My ear flipped inside out and I can't fix it. 317 00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:35,750 Ha-ha, silly dog. 318 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:39,093 She wants to sue the station, but we can't afford a lawyer. 319 00:14:39,161 --> 00:14:41,762 And I hope she just moves back to Wisconsin. 320 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:44,425 I, uh, I asked her to marry me last night. 321 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:47,720 What'd she say? 322 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:50,873 Well, she thinks I'm a total dick 323 00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:53,342 for asking at a time like this. 324 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:56,045 She's thinking about it. 325 00:14:56,113 --> 00:14:57,355 I like my chances. 326 00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,942 Fingers crossed. 327 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,444 Oh, is that glass door open? 328 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:06,422 Some dogs would think it was closed, but not a silly dog! 329 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,723 Jenna, look! 330 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:09,859 (kicks door, loud thud, yells) 331 00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:11,869 Son of a whore! 332 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,958 It was my fault, Ryan. 333 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,805 Why? Because she ate that pot candy? 334 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,004 You couldn't know. 335 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,676 It was my job to know. 336 00:15:24,743 --> 00:15:25,777 (burping) 337 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,304 Ugh. 338 00:15:32,889 --> 00:15:36,055 I was too distracted by my own selfish needs. 339 00:15:36,122 --> 00:15:38,524 I was wrong, Ryan. 340 00:15:38,591 --> 00:15:41,593 Jenna still needs me. 341 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:44,026 It's my duty to protect her. 342 00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:50,491 I guess Italy will just have to wait for us. 343 00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:52,326 Us? 344 00:15:55,441 --> 00:15:57,642 Well, yeah. 345 00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,844 Jenna needs you, too. 346 00:15:59,912 --> 00:16:02,503 You're a lawyer, right? 347 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,464 I can't. I'm sorry. 348 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,502 You don't get it. I ruined Jenna's life, 349 00:16:10,627 --> 00:16:12,025 and there's nothing I can do to fix it. 350 00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:13,293 You have to help her. 351 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,724 No, you don't get it. 352 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,063 Jenna's going to marry Drew. They can work it out. 353 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,436 She's not my problem anymore. 354 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,266 So what, you're going to punish her 355 00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:24,369 just because your stupid little puppy dog crush is unrequited? 356 00:16:24,437 --> 00:16:25,970 She'll be fine. 357 00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:27,939 If there's one thing Jenna's good at, 358 00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:29,864 it's getting other people to do things for her. 359 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,074 Ryan, I've always had your best interests at heart. 360 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,410 And I've never asked for anything in return... 361 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,116 ... except for a bunch of stuff. 362 00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:43,210 Please, I'm asking you to make a sacrifice. 363 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:45,524 I'm sorry. 364 00:16:45,591 --> 00:16:47,006 I'm gog to Italy with Cinzia. 365 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:52,598 Sleep on it, Ryan. Sleep on it. 366 00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:25,693 (door creaking, slams shut) 367 00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:26,728 (loud pounding) 368 00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:30,508 Wilfred? 369 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,000 Ryan Newman. 370 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:34,351 You stand accused 371 00:17:34,476 --> 00:17:37,271 of ditching out on the cable guy, 372 00:17:37,339 --> 00:17:40,893 Not coming up with anything better than undies on the face... 373 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,728 Wh-What is all this? 374 00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:45,712 ... and the gravest of all charges-- 375 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:50,778 selfishly fusing to make a sacrifice for the one you love. 376 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:55,366 These charges are very serious. 377 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,910 They're very serious charges. 378 00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,997 As for the seriousness of these charges, 379 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,456 well, they... 380 00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:04,398 Well, very serious. 381 00:18:04,465 --> 00:18:06,252 And they're charges. 382 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,504 Wh-What are you talking about? 383 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,882 Mr. Newman, it would be wise to let your counsel speak for you. 384 00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:15,208 Bear? 385 00:18:15,276 --> 00:18:16,576 Well, you could have 386 00:18:16,644 --> 00:18:18,011 represented yourself, 387 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:21,559 but you refused to be a lawyer again. 388 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,184 Why is that, Mr. Newman? 389 00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:25,146 I-I don't want to get into that. 390 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,231 Who is the archeologist? 391 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,274 That's in the past. 392 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,357 The witness will answer. 393 00:18:29,524 --> 00:18:30,725 Who is the archeologist?! 394 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:31,777 I am! 395 00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,697 That's what they used to call you 396 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,164 at your father's firm, isn't it? 397 00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,868 Because you used to dig up dirt on the opposition? 398 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,411 All right, I admit it. 399 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,204 What I did was completely unethical. 400 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,638 But I was only trying to please my father. 401 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,088 WILFRED: You want to talk about ethics? 402 00:18:46,213 --> 00:18:47,655 Is it not unethical 403 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:50,532 to desert the woman you love 404 00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:51,777 in her time of need? 405 00:18:51,845 --> 00:18:53,861 - Me. - No, me. 406 00:18:53,986 --> 00:18:54,780 Bro! 407 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:56,844 Please, I just want to be happy. 408 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,220 How can you be happy 409 00:18:58,386 --> 00:18:59,752 knowing that Jenna's life will be ruined 410 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,098 if you abandon her? 411 00:19:01,264 --> 00:19:04,090 We all have to make sacrifices for the people we love. 412 00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:06,312 It's time to make a choice. 413 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,522 What are you going to do? 414 00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:11,442 (chanting): Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, 415 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:15,334 Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna... 416 00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:17,490 (yelling): What are you going to do?! 417 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,075 (chanting continues) (gavel pounding) 418 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:22,787 (chanting faster): Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, 419 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,997 Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna... 420 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,312 (gasps) 421 00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:33,317 (sighs) 422 00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:48,087 Take care, huh? Adios. 423 00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:02,901 (sighs) I guess we all have to make sacrifices. 424 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,316 Yes, we do. 425 00:20:06,611 --> 00:20:08,040 I'm curious, Ryan. 426 00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,501 What changed your mind? 427 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,590 I had a dream. 428 00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:22,721 Well, never underestimate the power of a dream. 429 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:31,897 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 430 00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:36,497 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30426

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