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[ Val ]: That's everything.
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All right.
Here's your crap.
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Get out.
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Honey, your dad is coming
all the way from Japan.
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Why can't I meet
my father-in-law?
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Your father-in-law doesn't know
he's a father-in-law,
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and he ain't gonna find out
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'cause you're not coming back
till he's gone.
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Okay, so what you're saying is,
you want me back.
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No.
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What I'm saying is,
my father cannot know anything
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about what happened
in Atlantic City
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or my unfortunate
lapse of judgment.
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Oh, come on!
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Baby, you were blitzed.
He'll understand.
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Okay. So, bye, Vic.
Go ahead.
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No! Why does Vic
have to leave?
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So you had
a drunken marriage.
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Big deal.
You're an adult.
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How much longer are you
gonna need Daddy's approval?
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I don't know.
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You know what?
What is wrong with me?
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Why am I always so worried
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that my Dad's
not gonna approve of me?
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You're right --
I am an adult.
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I am gonna be
totally honest with Dad.
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Aw!
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There you go,
little one.
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Right after you tell him
you quit college.
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You know...
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what Pop don't know
won't hurt him.
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Out you go, fireman.
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whisperin'
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you, you, you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠It's what I like about you âª
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I'm sorry, but I want
my Dad to like you.
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So when you meet him,
I want you to shake his hand,
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look him in the eye,
and laugh at his jokes.
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Holly. I got it.
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I've met tons of girls' dads,
and they always --
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Maybe I should just
look pretty.
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[ sighs ]
What am I worried about?
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He's gonna love you.
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Even if your pants
have holes and...
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cheese!
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Crap. I'm wearing
my cheese pants.
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Yeah, on the day
you're meeting my Dad.
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I should
go wash them, huh?
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Huh!
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Hey, baby.
Is the coast clear?
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What are you
doing here?
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My Dad's gonna
be here any minute.
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Well, I would have,
but you took my wallet
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and packed your phone
in my pillowcase.
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I probably put it in my bag,
thinking it was my phone.
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Go get it! Hurry!
Go, go, go!
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Honey,
would you just relax?
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Okay?
Your Dad loves you.
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How could he not?
You're an amazing woman.
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That's so sweet of you.
Thank you.
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Val!
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Ohh! Beat it!
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Daddy!
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Hi!
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Oh, we missed you!
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Oh, my God.
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Do you like the place?
We just had it redone.
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Your hair
looks so good.
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Are you hungry?
I can make you a panini!
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I missed you, too.
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Oh, my God,
look at you.
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You're all grown up.
You look so beautiful!
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Aw, thanks, Dad.
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Yeah,
isn't she pretty?
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Daddy, hi.
Yoo-hoo.
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Hi. Oh, God,
you look great.
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It's been so long.
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I can't wait to show you
my profit-loss statements.
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Stay right there.
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Dad...
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I want you
to meet my boyfriend.
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Uh, this isn't pee.
I was just wiping off cheese.
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You'll forgive me.
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Pleasure to meet you, Henry.
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Ben.
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A-actually, it's Vince.
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I'm making a joke.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Laugh at his jokes,
and look him in the eye!
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Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
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Oh. Okay.
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Daddy, here are my books.
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My accounts payable and
receivable are so to the penny.
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Dad...
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Vince and I really want
to take you for a bike ride
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in Central Park.
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Unless you want
to do math with Val.
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Excuse me.
I was talking to Daddy.
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You were boring Daddy.
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I may be boring,
but you --
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V-Vic!
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Hey, have you met
Val's...
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Personal trainer.
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Yeah, uh, what are you
doing here, personal trainer?
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Um, well, we have
an appointment
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for the personal training.
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Yes.
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I'm gonna have to cancel that,
seeing as my Dad's here.
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I'm not gonna
be able to see you all week.
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You have
a personal trainer?
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What a great idea.
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Why? Do you think
I'm fat?
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Dad...
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Why don't you
sit down and relax,
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and I'll make you
a delicious cup of coffee.
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Well, I'll make you
a deliciouser one.
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- What is wrong with you?
- Me?
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What is wrong with you?!
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I just want five minutes
alone with Dad
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to show him what a success
I've become.
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Well, I really want him
to like Vince.
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And Vince has already made
a horrible impression!
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Okay, you're not
whispering.
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Girls, girls,
get over here.
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Right here, Daddy.
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This is Toshi Yamamora,
my girlfriend's brother.
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Hello.
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Toshi is a chef in Japan.
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His food is so amazing,
I'm setting him up
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in his own restaurant
here in the city.
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Oh.
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I get a free e-card
for my birthday.
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This one gets
a restaurant.
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I'd be honored if you would all
be my guests for dinner tonight.
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All?
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But you.
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Don't you have a client
tonight, there, trainer?
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Yes, but you just canceled.
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Well, perfect.
Then you'll all come.
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Oh, well, hi, Daddy!
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Pardonez moi!
Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Well, the girls
did not tell me
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that you were tall,
silver, and handsome.
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Call me Mommy. Just let me
feel the beat of that.
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Come on -- faster.
Dinner's at 8:00.
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But it's only 7:00.
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I know, but I need to spend
alone time with Daddy
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without that Holly.
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All right, now, come on.
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I got 3-inch heels,
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and I'm still moving
faster than you.
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Is this how you run into
a burning building?
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Hey, I'm doing it on purpose,
watching you from behind.
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Very sexy.
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Oh, too sexy?
Oh, great.
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Now Daddy's gonna think
I'm a whore.
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Earlier today,
he told me I was fat.
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Now I'm a fat whore.
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Come on! We only have an hour
of alone time with Daddy
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for you to make a better
second first impression.
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Uh-oh.
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What? Oh, no,
you found more cheese.
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Unbelievable!
Oh, my God!
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You came early so you could
spend time with Daddy,
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you little sneak!
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Well, where do you think
I learned it?
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Hmm...
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um, not in college!
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Why are you always trying
to steal my thunder?
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You know I need this time
with Daddy
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so he can learn all about my
achievements and applaud them.
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Did you see the impression
that Vince left?
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Dad is only here two days,
and every second is crucial.
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Again -- in earshot.
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God!
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Come on, what kind of family
did I marry into?
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My father-in-law
is only in town for two days.
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Is this the way you want
to spend it? Fighting?
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Yeah!
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Come on.
Come on.
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Aw!
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Okay, how immature
are we?
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So.
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I'm sorry.
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Me too.
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Love you!
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I love you.
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You ever wish
we could be sisters?
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No.
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You know what,
Val?
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When we get to our table,
I want you to sit next to Dad.
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I know how much this time
with him means to you.
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And tonight
can be your night.
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I'll find time with him
tomorrow.
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Oh, you are so sweet!
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Where do you think
I learned it?
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- Aw! - Aw!
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Okay. I'm gonna
go get us a drink.
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Okay.
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But I'm gonna
find Daddy first!
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Jeez!
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Think I was born yesterday,
dropout?
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[ sighs ]
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Well, let me tell you something,
drunken married lady.
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Dad is gonna freak out
so much more from what you did
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than from what I did.
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- We'll see about that, won't we?
- Indeed we will.
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[ gasps ]
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- Oh...my...God!
- Oh...my...God!
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What?
What happened?
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Our...our...
our...our...
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Okay,
Val, Val, Val!
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Relax, honey.
Use your words.
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[ exhales ]
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Our father...
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was just in there,
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making out with
his girlfriend's brother Toshi!
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- What? - What?
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Kissing...
necking...
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man-on-man action!
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Okay, uh, well...
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well,
the good news is,
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this is way bigger
than both of your secrets.
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[ Vince ]: Oh ho ho ho!
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My cheese pants
pale by comparison!
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I can't believe
my father
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was just getting down
with another man.
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Does this come
in a large?
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So...
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if you're a guy, and you make
out with another guy once,
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does that mean
you're gay?
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- Yes.
- No.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late.
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I wanted to make my grand
entrance for the silver fox.
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- Knock yourself out.
- Good luck with that.
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Gay.
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Hey, guys!
This place is awesome.
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Your dad and Toshi
did a great job decorating.
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Yeah.
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- Surprise, surprise.
- Gay.
257
00:10:06,801 --> 00:10:08,401
He's coming over!
He's coming over!
258
00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:10,301
- What do we do?
- Okay, act natural.
259
00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:14,135
- Hello, father.
- Lovely weather.
260
00:10:15,665 --> 00:10:17,666
Girls, you look so...
261
00:10:17,698 --> 00:10:19,532
so amazing tonight!
262
00:10:19,564 --> 00:10:21,832
Toshi wanted me
to bring this over just for you.
263
00:10:21,864 --> 00:10:22,997
Oh!
264
00:10:23,030 --> 00:10:25,899
Well, everything
looks so great, Daddy.
265
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,864
Anything else...
coming out?
266
00:10:30,294 --> 00:10:33,063
Because whatever does
come out,
267
00:10:33,094 --> 00:10:35,062
we will love.
268
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:38,195
No, I think
everything's out.
269
00:10:38,226 --> 00:10:42,696
Oh, wait. Toshi just gave me
a special hand roll.
270
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,593
[ coughs ]
271
00:10:44,624 --> 00:10:46,558
[ laughs ]
272
00:10:50,256 --> 00:10:51,490
Wasabi.
273
00:10:51,522 --> 00:10:53,356
Spicy. Spicy.
274
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,590
I am just so happy
that you're all here.
275
00:10:57,621 --> 00:11:00,590
It's a very special night
for Toshi and me and...
276
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,254
I want to say a few words.
277
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,354
Toshi! Would you
come in here, please?
278
00:11:04,385 --> 00:11:06,887
He's coming out! He's coming out!
He's coming out!
279
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:08,452
A little louder,
and he won't have to.
280
00:11:08,485 --> 00:11:10,285
I...
281
00:11:10,318 --> 00:11:12,619
after spending a long time
thinking about this,
282
00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:15,752
I am 100% sure that this is
the right thing to do.
283
00:11:17,282 --> 00:11:19,417
Toshi is incredible.
284
00:11:19,448 --> 00:11:21,082
So, tonight...
285
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:24,884
I'm proud to announce
he's not only my chef.
286
00:11:24,913 --> 00:11:26,347
He's my partner.
287
00:11:33,845 --> 00:11:35,679
Say something!
288
00:11:37,677 --> 00:11:39,644
Uh, uh...
289
00:11:39,676 --> 00:11:42,311
Daddy,
I'd just like to say
290
00:11:42,342 --> 00:11:44,777
Toshi seems
like a wonderful man.
291
00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:47,777
Yeah, you guys
are so cute together...
292
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,608
all tall and short.
293
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,807
[ laughs ]
294
00:11:52,606 --> 00:11:54,407
And, um, well,
we're just so glad
295
00:11:54,439 --> 00:11:57,408
that you chose tonight
to share with us something
296
00:11:57,438 --> 00:11:59,739
that I'm sure was very difficult
for you because, you know...
297
00:11:59,771 --> 00:12:02,339
y-y-you've never
been gay before.
298
00:12:05,403 --> 00:12:07,037
What?
299
00:12:07,069 --> 00:12:08,236
You know.
300
00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:11,237
You and Toshi --
partners.
301
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:14,768
I meant business partners.
302
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,167
[ laughs nervously ]
303
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,401
We're now business partners.
304
00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:20,233
Ha...ha.
305
00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:23,501
Tell him about
what we saw in the kitchen.
306
00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:27,231
We -- we --
we -- we -- we --
307
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:29,531
we saw the two of you
in the kitchen
308
00:12:29,563 --> 00:12:32,031
not being
business partners...
309
00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:36,130
Well, um...
310
00:12:36,161 --> 00:12:38,830
this isn't the time or place
to discuss this.
311
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,993
Excuse us.
312
00:12:49,057 --> 00:12:50,291
You know...
313
00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:52,492
I think that's
why I'm the favorite.
314
00:13:01,927 --> 00:13:03,527
It's like
all of a sudden,
315
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,928
our whole life
has changed, y'know?
316
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,627
I mean, everything we knew
about Dad's different.
317
00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:11,259
He's the same, but he has
this whole other life.
318
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:15,160
Do you think Dad ever calls
Toshi "Tushy"?
319
00:13:19,622 --> 00:13:22,424
You know, uh...
320
00:13:22,455 --> 00:13:25,156
in Japan, families
often drink tea together
321
00:13:25,187 --> 00:13:27,421
to celebrate
a successful harvest.
322
00:13:27,454 --> 00:13:30,589
Or when the Dad
tells his kids he's gay.
323
00:13:35,484 --> 00:13:37,985
So, what should
we toast to?
324
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,919
The blue states.
325
00:13:40,949 --> 00:13:43,751
How about...
326
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:47,952
to my girls who I love more than
anything in this whole world?
327
00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:59,246
So, how about that?
328
00:14:01,244 --> 00:14:03,412
Your Dad's gay.
329
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,912
I think it's great.
330
00:14:07,942 --> 00:14:10,243
It's a little shocking.
331
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:12,810
All these years, I really
thought Mom was a woman.
332
00:14:12,841 --> 00:14:14,075
Holly!
333
00:14:14,107 --> 00:14:17,643
Your mother --
she was an incredible woman.
334
00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:19,674
She was my soul mate.
335
00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:21,206
Okay, so,
how did it happen?
336
00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:22,772
What happened?
337
00:14:22,805 --> 00:14:24,706
You just said that mom was
your soul mate. Did she know?
338
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:28,474
When did you make
the old...switcharooney?
339
00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:31,338
No, she didn't know.
I didn't know.
340
00:14:31,369 --> 00:14:35,539
Well, at least not for sure
until about three years ago.
341
00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:39,436
Okay, so, he turned gay
three years ago.
342
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:42,436
The wife -- may she rest
in peace -- had no clue.
343
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,901
But he loved her.
They were soul mates.
344
00:14:44,932 --> 00:14:47,367
Lauren, do you really think
you should be listening?
345
00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:49,166
No.
346
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:50,699
No, I should
be watching, too.
347
00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:54,531
When I met your m --
348
00:14:59,895 --> 00:15:02,163
when I first met your mother,
349
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:06,030
we were both 18
and I didn't know who I was.
350
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:08,795
I just knew that I was
in love with this girl.
351
00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,927
And I thank God every day
that I was
352
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:13,593
'cause she gave me
the greatest gift of my life.
353
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,125
Me.
354
00:15:17,457 --> 00:15:20,359
The greatest two gifts
of my life.
355
00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:26,059
And you know what --
this is why...
356
00:15:26,088 --> 00:15:29,724
I-I haven't come home
the last couple of years.
357
00:15:29,753 --> 00:15:31,788
I was afraid
that you'd hate me.
358
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,154
Hate you?
359
00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:36,488
How could we hate you?
You're everything to us.
360
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:40,121
Daddy, we don't care
who you're in love with.
361
00:15:40,151 --> 00:15:42,686
Just as long
as you're happy.
362
00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:46,019
You have no idea
how much that means to me.
363
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:49,318
[ voice breaking ]:
Why can't my daddy be gay?
364
00:15:51,415 --> 00:15:52,548
[ sighs ]
365
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:53,681
Ha!
366
00:15:53,714 --> 00:15:56,215
I got to tell you
what a relief it is
367
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,148
to finally be honest with you.
368
00:15:58,179 --> 00:16:01,114
And I promise I will never
keep anything from you again.
369
00:16:01,146 --> 00:16:04,114
This is so nice.
370
00:16:04,145 --> 00:16:06,846
We all love each other,
no matter what.
371
00:16:06,877 --> 00:16:09,779
Like if Val did something
drunk and stupid.
372
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:15,512
And I did something
that many, many, many...
373
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,376
other kids my age do.
374
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:20,909
We'd all still love
each other, right?
375
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:24,575
Is there something
that you two want to tell me?
376
00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:26,940
Yes.
377
00:16:26,972 --> 00:16:28,606
Daddy, uh...
378
00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:30,606
There's something
I really have been wanting
379
00:16:30,637 --> 00:16:32,338
to get off my chest.
380
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:35,172
[ sighs ]
381
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,770
Holly quit college!
382
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:41,170
Val got drunk
and got married!
383
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,670
You're married?
384
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:45,035
You got married?!
385
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,701
It was a huge mistake!
386
00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:48,267
I'm getting it annulled!
Don't be disappointed in me.
387
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,567
And again,
Holly quit college!
388
00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:53,067
How could you keep something
like this from me?
389
00:16:53,098 --> 00:16:55,633
Marrying Vic --
that's huge!
390
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:58,399
Whoa, wait a minute.
How'd you know it was Vic?
391
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:01,065
Honey, I'm gay,
not blind.
392
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:02,896
And as for you,
young lady --
393
00:17:02,928 --> 00:17:04,629
we'll talk
about this later.
394
00:17:04,662 --> 00:17:05,862
Girls...
395
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,663
Your new mommy and I
have a great idea.
396
00:17:12,693 --> 00:17:15,461
We have so much to celebrate.
Let's go out and party!
397
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,626
[ gasps ] Oh, yes,
I love that idea.
398
00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:19,725
I work so hard
every day.
399
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:21,725
Unlike the rest
of my generation,
400
00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:24,892
who are partying away
their Dad's money at college.
401
00:17:24,922 --> 00:17:27,624
Not me, Daddy.
402
00:17:31,121 --> 00:17:33,622
[ lively piano music ]
403
00:17:37,953 --> 00:17:39,987
[ music stops,
cheers and applause ]
404
00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:41,252
Hey, you know what?
405
00:17:41,285 --> 00:17:43,153
It's kind of fun
being gay.
406
00:17:43,184 --> 00:17:45,552
Oh, come on. You're not
cute enough to be a gay guy.
407
00:17:45,584 --> 00:17:46,851
You are.
408
00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:48,817
[ music resumes ]
409
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,018
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You know what?
410
00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:53,651
Let's do "Maybe This Time"
from "Cabaret."
411
00:17:55,648 --> 00:17:58,616
Oh, come on. Like you
don't all know the words.
412
00:17:58,647 --> 00:18:00,280
And you gave me
such a look
413
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,147
when I asked you
to be my sister.
414
00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:06,781
Look at your husband.
How cute is that?
415
00:18:06,811 --> 00:18:08,846
He's such
a show-tune queen.
416
00:18:08,877 --> 00:18:10,845
Who knew?
417
00:18:10,877 --> 00:18:12,845
I guess
that's what you get
418
00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:14,944
when you marry a guy
after two hours.
419
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,843
Okay, I know it was
a horrible mistake.
420
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,443
I-I mean, how could
I have screwed up so badly?
421
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:25,611
Don't you
ever give yourself a break?
422
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,943
Well, I like to criticize myself
before other people do.
423
00:18:29,972 --> 00:18:33,441
Maybe if you'd stop,
you'd see that no one else is.
424
00:18:33,471 --> 00:18:34,771
Honey...
425
00:18:34,804 --> 00:18:37,006
don't get out of this.
426
00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:38,638
What?
427
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,304
Don't end this marriage.
428
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,970
You're in love with him.
429
00:18:42,002 --> 00:18:43,769
Oh, my God!
430
00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:45,168
So not.
431
00:18:45,201 --> 00:18:48,069
Honey...honey!
Look at me.
432
00:18:48,101 --> 00:18:49,701
Look at me.
Look, look, look.
433
00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:51,267
What?
434
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,534
You're in love with him,
and he's in love with you.
435
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,634
I have been watching
the two of you all night.
436
00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:57,165
Oh, please.
437
00:18:57,198 --> 00:18:59,366
Just 'cause you're gay,
you're suddenly all intuitive?
438
00:18:59,397 --> 00:19:02,633
We're a very sensitive
people.
439
00:19:04,129 --> 00:19:06,297
It also helps
that I'm your father,
440
00:19:06,329 --> 00:19:08,464
and I know you
better than anyone.
441
00:19:10,161 --> 00:19:11,662
Now, tell me...
442
00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,962
what are you afraid of?
443
00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:17,460
Sharks, bears,
444
00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:19,360
leaving the house
with the flatiron on.
445
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,926
Getting your heart broken?
446
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,959
No.
447
00:19:27,223 --> 00:19:28,690
Yes.
448
00:19:28,723 --> 00:19:31,358
I'll tell you what, sweetie.
Get over it.
449
00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:34,157
To be in love
with someone who loves you
450
00:19:34,188 --> 00:19:37,390
and not go for it
just because you're scared...
451
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,421
oh, trust me --
452
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:42,189
you're gonna miss out
on an awful lot.
453
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,820
But you haven't had
every guy walk out on you.
454
00:19:48,851 --> 00:19:51,319
Well, did you ever think
that if they didn't,
455
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:53,250
you wouldn't
have ended up with Vic?
456
00:19:53,283 --> 00:19:55,918
When it's the right guy...
457
00:19:55,949 --> 00:19:58,517
he won't leave.
458
00:19:58,548 --> 00:20:00,549
[ introduction to "Summer
Nights" from "Grease" plays ]
459
00:20:05,213 --> 00:20:07,047
All I'm asking you,
honey,
460
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,214
is to think about it,
because...
461
00:20:09,245 --> 00:20:11,246
I love this song,
and I've got to go sing.
462
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:16,680
⪠Summer lovin'
had me a blast âª
463
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:19,912
⪠Summer lovin'
happened so fast âª
464
00:20:19,942 --> 00:20:24,479
⪠Met a boy
crazy for me âª
465
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:27,910
⪠Met a guy
cute as can be âª
466
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:31,910
[ Together ]:
⪠Summer days drifting away to âª
467
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,940
⪠Uh-oh,
those summer nights âª
468
00:20:33,972 --> 00:20:36,840
⪠Oh, well-a, well-a,
well-a, uh! âª
469
00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:38,505
[ Together ]:
⪠Tell me more, tell me more âª
470
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,172
⪠Did you get very far? âª
471
00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:41,971
⪠Tell me more, tell me more âª
472
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:43,804
⪠Like does he have a car? âª
473
00:20:43,836 --> 00:20:45,770
⪠Uh-huh, uh-huh âª
474
00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:47,769
⪠Uh-huh, uh-huh âª
475
00:20:47,802 --> 00:20:49,536
⪠She swam by me âª
476
00:20:49,568 --> 00:20:51,836
⪠She got a cramp âª
477
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:53,168
⪠He went by me âª
478
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,467
⪠Got my suit damp âª
479
00:20:56,052 --> 00:21:36,054
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