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Okay, so, for my birthday
tonight, no gifts.
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Especially that expensive top
we saw at the Gap.
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I do not want --
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- Pink?
- Blue, medium.
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You know what I just realized?
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Your birthday ***
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***
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Vince.
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[ laughs ]
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Oh, it's just that Vince and I
are doing so great.
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We don't yell anymore.
We discuss, you know?
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And if one of us, Vince,
does something
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to make the other one -- me --
mad, we communicate.
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And then he apologizes.
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- Oh, my God -- Gary. Quick, hide!
- Why?
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Because you made out yesterday.
It's gonna be awkward.
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Okay, we are fine -- it's like
it never even happened.
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Hey, Holly.
Hey, Tina.
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What do you guys want?
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I'll just have
a chocolate muffin.
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But you just made out with
a chocolate muffin yesterday.
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Would you shut up?!
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There is nothing
between me and Gary.
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I can't stand him.
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- What happened between us was just --
- Gary?
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Who's that ho?
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Hey, Stacy!
How are you?
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Ooh.
Somebody a little jeal-o?
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[ laughs ]
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That was the cutest thing
I've ever seen.
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It's like looking in a mirror
when I was 18 1/2.
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So, I lost my cellphone,
which, of course,
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had everyone's number
in it.
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But the only one that
I have to have is Vince's.
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What'd the ho say?
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Will you give Vince
my number?
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Ooh, he's so crazy sexy!
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Okay, scoot, scoot.
Gary gets the picture.
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[ laughs ]
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Whoo.
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[ laughs ]
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I wonder why that drag queen
wanted Vince's number.
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whisperin'
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you, you, you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠It's what I like about you âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Didn't we go
to high school together?
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I don't think so.
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I was the editor
of the paper.
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Weren't you friends
with my sister?
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I don't think so.
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Boy!
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Well, you sure do
look like that girl,
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only prettier and sexier.
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How about some coffee
sometime?
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Oh, well,
I'm flattered, but...
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No, I meant for me.
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I've been waiting here
20 minutes.
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Oh, oh!
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Sorry. My bad.
[ laughs ]
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How about lunch?
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Okay, our special today
is a panini --
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No, I meant will you
have it with me?
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Oh!
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Okay, now I'm flattered,
right?
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- Right.
- Okay.
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So, will you?
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Um, actually, I can't
because I'm...
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But, I...well,
I don't know if I'm allowed.
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Hmm.
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Well, wasn't that
intéressante?
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"I'm not allowed to date."
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⪠Somebody loves
her husband âª
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- I do not!
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, if you really wanted out,
then you would date that guy.
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What better way to show Vic
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that you don't
want to be married to him
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than to fall in love
with another man?
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That is so stupid.
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Are you still talking
to that married guy on-line?
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Yes, because you were supposed
to hide my computer from me.
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But you're so busy having
everyone fall in love with you,
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you didn't see me
watch you hide it!
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No, no, no.
Give it to me.
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No.
What you're doing here is sick.
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I'm sick?
Yeah, okay.
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You have a married man
you could be having sex with,
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and you're not!
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Oh!
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Why don't you just admit
that you're falling for Vic
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and go for it already?
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When are you gonna
understand?
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My marriage is a joke,
okay?
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I went out with Vic
and got drunk,
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and two hours later,
we were saying, "I do."
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Oh, will you stop
bragging?
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My marriage
is not normal.
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I need normal.
Okay?
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And it's too late for that
to happen with Vic.
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Besides, it would
never happen with Vic.
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I mean, he so bugs me!
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He's so cocky,
so full of himself.
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And I hate it that he thinks
I'm falling in love with him.
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Hey, baby.
How we feeling about me today?
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I'm speechless.
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Ahh.
I knew it.
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I knew it.
I'm seeping in.
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I'm guessing pretty soon we're
gonna be seeping together.
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Hmm.
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How could I seep with you
when I'm dating another guy?
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[ laughs ]
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- You're dating another guy?
- Yeah.
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How you like them apples?
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Okay.
Who, baby?
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That baby over there.
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- Hmm?
- Yep, that's right.
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We're going out on a date
tonight, actually.
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Me and...what's your name?
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- Charlie.
- Charlie.
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My date.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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What's Charlie's last name?
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I just told you -- Madate.
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Charlie Madate.
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He's Irish.
I love the Irish.
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[ knock on door ]
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Hey, there's my Boo.
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Hey, there's my Boo --
look what I found.
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Some Stacy girl
stopped by the bakery
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and said
that she lost her phone,
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and she wanted to make sure
that you had her number.
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Oh, thanks, babe.
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Is that a seven or a nine?
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Huh?
Oh, it's a seven.
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That little heart
got in the way.
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Huh.
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Isn't that funny?
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You're programming it
into your phone.
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[ chuckles ]
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See, I would have thought
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that you would have taken the
phone number and crinkled it,
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but that's just me --
your Boo.
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Why would I crinkle it?
It's just a friend of mine.
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Yeah, no, I see.
I see.
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So...how many other
"just a friend"s
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do you have in there?
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Baby, I thought
we weren't gonna do this.
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We're not, baby, as long as you
delete all those numbers.
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[ laughs ]
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You want me to delete every
girl's name in my phone?
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That'd be great.
Thanks, hon.
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No, I'm not gonna do it.
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What do you mean
you're not gonna do it?
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[ sighs ] I mean, in the spirit
of our new communicating,
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I would like to communicate
that it bothers me
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that you are still thinking
about other girls.
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[ sighs ]
I only think about you.
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Well, since we're
dialoguing here,
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let's talk about
your ankle bracelet.
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Okay.
What about it?
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Didn't your ex-boyfriend,
Henry, give it to you?
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Yeah. So?
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So, when you put it on,
you don't think about him?
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Are you kidding me?!
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You are comparing your phone
numbers to a gift from Henry?!
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They are two totally
different things!
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In that
they're totally the same?
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Oh, my God.
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So, you're not gonna delete
those phone numbers?
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- Are you gonna take off the ankle bracelet?
- No!
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- Then no!
- Well, congratulations!
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We just had our first fight
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before our first birthday
party as a couple!
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Let's party, baby!
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[ clears throat ]
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Wow.
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- Wow, you look amazing.
- Thank you.
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Hey, if things work out tonight,
I'll sleep on the couch.
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You already sleep
on the couch.
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Yeah, but tonight
I'll wear clothes.
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Ew.
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[ knock on door ]
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- Charlie, hi!
- Hi, Val.
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These are for you.
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Oh, thank you.
I love flowers.
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You trying to get me
to fall in love with you?
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Buy her a bottle of tequila.
She might marry you.
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[ laughs ]
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Hey, Charlie, I'm Vic.
I am Val's --
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Brother.
He's my brother.
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Yeah, we're twins.
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He's the evil one.
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Yeah, yeah, that's right.
I am Val's bro.
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Your sister
is very beautiful.
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And an amazing kisser.
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What?
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Look at that kisser, huh?
[ laughs ]
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Okay, I think we're late
for dinner.
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Okay, I'll see you later,
sweetheart.
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Your brother calls you
"sweetheart"?
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It's a nickname.
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He couldn't pronounce Val
when we were younger.
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He's also the stupid twin.
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Oh, my God!
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The Gap top I --
so, they were out of blue?
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Holly wanted to get you
an ankle bracelet.
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You know how much
she loves them.
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Vince really wanted to get you
one of his old girlfriends
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because you know how
he loves them.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Now, come on now.
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What happened to
no more fighting, huh?
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Now, if Tina and I can be civil
toward each other
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after she attacked me
in the jacuzzi --
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I attacked you?
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I said I forgive you.
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And to prove it, I bought you
something for your birthday.
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It's a whimsical card.
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I didn't write anything in it
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just in case
you wanted to exchange it.
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It's the thought
that counts.
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Here's your whimsical
thank-you note.
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[ gasps ] Ooh, Tina,
this one's from your mom.
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You know what that means --
cha-ching!
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[ laughs ]
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[ clears throat ]
"Happy birthday.
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"Enjoy a lovely weekend in
Vermont at the Winchester Inn.
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"My boyfriend's parents
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"are coming to New York
Halloween weekend,
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and they'll need a place
to stay, so go then."
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Aw, mom.
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- You guys want to spend a weekend in Vermont?
- It all depends.
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Would Vince have good
cellphone reception there
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because he may want to call up
one of his numbers.
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I can always use Holly's
ankle bracelet as an antenna.
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Hey, hey.
That's enough, people.
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Now, lookee here.
253
00:10:50,961 --> 00:10:53,896
Tina has graciously
invited all of us
254
00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:56,398
to spend a lovely weekend
in Vermont.
255
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:59,702
Now, I, for one,
adore free stuff!
256
00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:03,072
Why don't you and Tina
just go?
257
00:11:03,106 --> 00:11:05,240
- No!
- My mom said to take friends!
258
00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:07,576
Sorry, Tina,
but I can't come.
259
00:11:07,611 --> 00:11:10,079
Oh, just take off
the damn anklet, girl.
260
00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:13,482
As soon as he deletes all
the freakin' numbers, moron!
261
00:11:13,516 --> 00:11:14,950
Well, why should he?
262
00:11:14,985 --> 00:11:16,785
He told her those girls
were just friends.
263
00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:18,988
- I mean, why can't she just trust the boy?
- Yeah.
264
00:11:19,022 --> 00:11:21,924
Trust him -- the boy has been
with a gazillion girls,
265
00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,492
including her best friend.
266
00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:26,428
Yeah!
We'll talk about it later.
267
00:11:26,463 --> 00:11:29,732
Well, what about him
trusting her?!
268
00:11:29,766 --> 00:11:32,568
I mean, first,
she's all with Henry,
269
00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:35,070
and then she's all about Vince,
then she goes back to Henry,
270
00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:37,873
then she goes to Europe
and brings back a European.
271
00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:40,075
No wonder he needs to keep
those numbers.
272
00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,543
He needs a backup.
273
00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:43,712
No telling who she'll meet
in Vermont.
274
00:11:43,747 --> 00:11:45,814
Okay, wait.
Is that true?
275
00:11:45,849 --> 00:11:47,616
Do you not trust me?
276
00:11:47,651 --> 00:11:50,152
Well, now that Gary
has thought about it,
277
00:11:50,186 --> 00:11:52,154
no, I do not trust you.
278
00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:53,689
You don't trust me?
279
00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:55,891
Our whole thing is
that I don't trust you!
280
00:11:55,925 --> 00:11:58,560
Well, our whole new thing is
that we don't trust each other.
281
00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:01,230
Well, look what you did, Gary.
You make me sick.
282
00:12:01,264 --> 00:12:02,564
Well, I hate you.
283
00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:04,033
I could bite you.
284
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,335
Well, I could take
your red ponytail
285
00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:08,237
and swing you around
and 'round and 'round.
286
00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:10,639
Okay, I am so outta here.
287
00:12:10,674 --> 00:12:13,208
You guys, thank you
for a lovely birthday.
288
00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:15,444
Great.
Now look what you did.
289
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,181
Great.
Now look what you did.
290
00:12:19,215 --> 00:12:20,983
Great.
Now look what you --
291
00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:26,155
Well, I could never be mad
at you, jacuzzi.
292
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:35,149
[ keys jingling ]
293
00:12:35,183 --> 00:12:36,717
[ laughs ]
294
00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:38,686
Okay, well, this is me.
295
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,587
And this is me.
296
00:12:40,622 --> 00:12:43,557
[ loudly ]
Uh...well, Charlie,
297
00:12:43,591 --> 00:12:46,660
that was the best,
most romantic date
298
00:12:46,695 --> 00:12:49,396
I've had in, like, ever!
299
00:12:54,135 --> 00:12:55,369
Damn!
300
00:12:55,403 --> 00:12:56,770
What's wrong?
301
00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:58,539
[ sighs ]
My brother's not home.
302
00:12:58,573 --> 00:13:00,140
Great!
303
00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:01,542
[ door slams ]
304
00:13:01,576 --> 00:13:03,177
Oh, God, he is home.
305
00:13:03,211 --> 00:13:04,812
Uh...kiss me!
306
00:13:08,683 --> 00:13:09,917
Mmm.
307
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:14,788
Lauren, what are you
doing here?
308
00:13:14,823 --> 00:13:16,356
[ computer chimes ]
309
00:13:18,093 --> 00:13:21,128
Excuse me, I just
swallowed a xylophone.
310
00:13:21,162 --> 00:13:23,397
You found where I hid
your computer.
311
00:13:23,431 --> 00:13:25,566
Oh, what -- a person can't
just swallow a xylophone?
312
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,968
- Hello.
- Hi.
313
00:13:28,002 --> 00:13:30,270
No, Lauren!
Um...
314
00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:36,043
Hi.
315
00:13:37,712 --> 00:13:39,012
Hi.
316
00:13:40,248 --> 00:13:41,882
Um, you know what?
317
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:45,018
I've had a lovely evening,
but I am gonna say good night.
318
00:13:47,489 --> 00:13:49,623
Good night!
319
00:13:49,657 --> 00:13:52,626
You are such a cool lady.
Wait!
320
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,294
When am I gonna
see you again?
321
00:13:54,329 --> 00:13:57,598
Um, here's the thing,
Charlie...
322
00:13:57,632 --> 00:13:59,466
how about I call you?
323
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:02,102
Super.
324
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:04,538
Wow, you know,
I'm just so excited
325
00:14:04,572 --> 00:14:06,974
that we got that first-date
thing out of the way.
326
00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:09,042
You know, now we can
let our guards down
327
00:14:09,077 --> 00:14:11,078
and really be ourselves.
328
00:14:11,112 --> 00:14:13,413
Boy, I hope you like
the real Charlie
329
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:15,916
because the real Charlie
sure likes you.
330
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,551
Okay.
Good night, Charlie.
331
00:14:17,585 --> 00:14:19,019
Good night.
332
00:14:29,397 --> 00:14:30,697
[ keys jingling ]
333
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:40,874
- Oh!
- Hey!
334
00:14:40,909 --> 00:14:42,409
Oh, you're home.
335
00:14:42,443 --> 00:14:44,478
Oh, just.
336
00:14:44,512 --> 00:14:45,979
Yeah, Charlie.
337
00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:50,651
Oh, he's so funny and smart
and romantic.
338
00:14:50,685 --> 00:14:53,020
The chemistry --
whoo-hoo!
339
00:14:53,054 --> 00:14:54,421
Wow.
340
00:14:54,455 --> 00:14:55,989
With all that chemistry,
341
00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,724
it must have been some kiss
good night, huh?
342
00:14:57,759 --> 00:15:01,028
Oh, yeah. It was.
Fireworks, tingles.
343
00:15:01,062 --> 00:15:02,496
Tingles?
344
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:05,666
Yep.
It was hot.
345
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,534
What made it so hot?
346
00:15:07,569 --> 00:15:09,336
Oh, you know.
347
00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:10,604
No, no.
348
00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:14,408
Was it the lips,
the touch,
349
00:15:14,442 --> 00:15:17,344
the way he looked at you
before he kissed you?
350
00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:21,215
Yeah, it was something
like that.
351
00:15:21,249 --> 00:15:22,716
Mmm.
352
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:26,787
And...um...when your hair
fell in your face,
353
00:15:26,821 --> 00:15:28,388
did he brush it aside
354
00:15:28,423 --> 00:15:30,858
so he could see how beautiful
you are like --
355
00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:32,392
like this?
356
00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:34,094
[ whimpering ]
357
00:15:37,665 --> 00:15:40,367
And then, did he whisper
in your ear,
358
00:15:40,401 --> 00:15:42,402
"When I get this close
to you,
359
00:15:42,437 --> 00:15:44,438
I can barely
catch my breath"?
360
00:15:44,472 --> 00:15:46,206
[ laughs ]
361
00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:48,642
Yeah, he said something
like that.
362
00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:53,547
My, God,
you smell amazing.
363
00:15:53,581 --> 00:15:57,217
Hmm.
He...didn't said that.
364
00:16:04,225 --> 00:16:06,693
Well, this Chuck sounds like
quite a find.
365
00:16:06,728 --> 00:16:10,397
Congrats, baby.
Good night.
366
00:16:10,431 --> 00:16:12,900
Hmm.
Good night.
367
00:16:24,612 --> 00:16:26,113
[ sighs ]
368
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:33,720
Whoo!
369
00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:34,955
Hi.
370
00:16:38,092 --> 00:16:39,559
Charlie, hi.
371
00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:42,329
W-what are you doing here?
372
00:16:42,363 --> 00:16:44,264
Smiling.
373
00:16:44,299 --> 00:16:46,700
I can't stop.
374
00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:49,569
Ever since
we started dating.
375
00:16:49,604 --> 00:16:51,171
What are you doing here?
376
00:16:51,205 --> 00:16:54,541
Um...it got a little hot
in my apartment.
377
00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:56,710
You flatter me.
378
00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:58,312
Charlie --
379
00:16:58,346 --> 00:16:59,980
It's fate, Val.
380
00:17:00,014 --> 00:17:02,015
Of all the places
in all the world,
381
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:04,718
how did the two of us
wind up here?
382
00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:06,954
I own this bakery.
383
00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:08,588
[ chuckles ]
384
00:17:08,623 --> 00:17:10,290
God, you're funny.
385
00:17:10,325 --> 00:17:14,861
That's one of the bazillion
things that I love about you.
386
00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:20,300
Here, I have something
for you.
387
00:17:20,335 --> 00:17:22,302
Oh, no, you don't,
Charlie.
388
00:17:22,337 --> 00:17:24,104
Yeah.
389
00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:26,773
I wanted to wait to give it
to you on our second date.
390
00:17:26,808 --> 00:17:29,209
Who knew it would be
on the same night as our first?
391
00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:30,877
Open it.
392
00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:33,313
- Charlie, I...
- Open it!
393
00:17:33,348 --> 00:17:35,482
Okay.
394
00:17:38,386 --> 00:17:40,754
Charlie, this is
a diamond bracelet.
395
00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:44,157
I had a really
excellent time tonight.
396
00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:46,526
[ chuckles ]
397
00:17:46,561 --> 00:17:49,229
Charlie...look.
398
00:17:49,263 --> 00:17:51,298
The thing is
I can't take this.
399
00:17:51,332 --> 00:17:54,201
You should save this
for someone really special --
400
00:17:54,235 --> 00:17:56,403
someone you love
who loves you back.
401
00:17:56,437 --> 00:17:58,672
I did.
402
00:17:58,706 --> 00:18:01,608
I'm sorry,
but I can't accept this.
403
00:18:01,642 --> 00:18:05,012
You have to, and you have to put
it on right now!
404
00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:07,647
Right now, right now, right now,
right now, right now!
405
00:18:09,851 --> 00:18:11,051
Okay.
406
00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:12,986
See, I knew you really
wanted it.
407
00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:17,691
Oh, look.
Look at how beautiful.
408
00:18:20,128 --> 00:18:21,795
It matches your eyes.
409
00:18:21,829 --> 00:18:26,333
You know, if your eyes
were $2,700.
410
00:18:28,603 --> 00:18:29,936
Okay.
411
00:18:29,971 --> 00:18:32,873
Well, thanks for the dinner
and the bracelet here.
412
00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:36,743
I'm just gonna go
right back upstairs, okay?
413
00:18:36,778 --> 00:18:38,178
Bye.
414
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,114
Bye.
415
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,418
Yikes, almighty.
416
00:18:46,487 --> 00:18:48,121
So, you really don't
trust me?
417
00:18:48,156 --> 00:18:50,057
How many times
are you gonna ask me?
418
00:18:50,091 --> 00:18:52,059
Until you trust me.
419
00:18:52,093 --> 00:18:53,794
I do.
420
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,295
I mean, I thought I did.
421
00:18:55,329 --> 00:18:56,930
Until stupid Gary.
422
00:18:56,964 --> 00:18:59,332
Stupid Gary.
423
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:00,567
[ sighs ]
424
00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:03,236
Listen, maybe I was
getting scared
425
00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:05,338
that at the sign
of a first problem,
426
00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:07,808
you're gonna go running back
to Henry or Ben
427
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,643
or someone you met
in Vermont.
428
00:19:09,677 --> 00:19:11,945
I'm not gonna meet anyone
in Vermont!
429
00:19:11,979 --> 00:19:16,283
[ sighs ]
Vince, I love you.
430
00:19:16,317 --> 00:19:18,285
I can't believe
you don't know that.
431
00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,854
And I love you, and I can't
believe you don't know that.
432
00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:22,689
Oh, it's just when
I saw those numbers
433
00:19:22,723 --> 00:19:24,658
of those girls
in your phone,
434
00:19:24,692 --> 00:19:28,261
it just brought me back to all
those girls in your phone.
435
00:19:28,296 --> 00:19:31,865
That was the old me thinking
that I was with the old you.
436
00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:34,234
But we're not
those people anymore.
437
00:19:34,268 --> 00:19:37,404
Those people
must be eliminated.
438
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,606
Listen...
439
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,009
I understand why that ankle
bracelet means so much to you.
440
00:19:43,044 --> 00:19:45,145
I mean,
Henry was your first love.
441
00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:48,648
I never had a first love...
until you.
442
00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:52,285
So, keep it.
443
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:56,022
I'm your first love?
444
00:19:56,057 --> 00:19:58,291
And hopefully my last.
445
00:19:58,326 --> 00:20:00,460
I can't keep
going through this.
446
00:20:01,796 --> 00:20:04,564
Don't worry.
It can only get easier.
447
00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:09,336
God willing.
448
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:11,371
[ sighs ]
449
00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:15,041
And about the phone numbers...
go ahead and keep them.
450
00:20:15,076 --> 00:20:16,843
- Are you serious?
- No.
451
00:20:16,878 --> 00:20:19,246
Holly,
I already deleted them.
452
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,414
- Are you serious?
- No.
453
00:20:23,818 --> 00:20:26,419
Nana?
It's Charlie.
454
00:20:26,454 --> 00:20:28,488
Of course,
she took the bracelet.
455
00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:32,926
And on Halloween,
I'm giving her the ring.
456
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,794
[ crying ] Oh, Nana...
457
00:20:34,829 --> 00:20:37,898
I've waited
for such a long time,
458
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:42,736
but I've finally found
the girl I'm gonna marry.
459
00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:44,838
[ calmly ] Okay, bye.
460
00:20:45,739 --> 00:20:49,939
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