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Can't this wait?
We are missing 500 cans of coffee.
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Gary and I want to show
you the window display.
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He's like those guards
at Buckingham Palace.
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And here's our gimmick.
If you make him laugh,
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you get a free cupcake.
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Gary, a chicken and a monkey
walk into a bar.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Good work. We'll be
bankrupt by noon.
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I'm sorry,
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but chickens and monkeys
just don't go into bars.
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Look, guys,
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I appreciate
all of your work
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and all
your creative ideas.
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Really, I do,
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but, uh, listen,
from now on,
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let's just try
to do things my way, okay?
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Let's try that -- just my way
and no one else's way, okay?
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Okay!
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Or how about we continue doing
whatever the hell we want?
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Okay? Okay! Ha ha!
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Okay, listen,
I need your help.
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Ben called, and he wants
to meet me here.
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Oh, my God, your first big
meeting since the breakup.
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Well, that's not enough notice.
I need to lose 10 pounds and --
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Oh, it's your breakup.
It's not mine.
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What are you two
talking about?
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And why do you want to talk
to Ben about your breakup?
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You broke up, it's broke.
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Gary, it's
the post-breakup talk.
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I mean, I had feelings
for another guy.
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I have to let him scream at me
and yell so we can get past it
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and become awkward
and uncomfortable friends.
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Who in the hell wants
to be friends with their ex?
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That's why
they call them exes.
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You "ex" 'em out,
"ex" 'em all out.
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Mm-hmm, or sometimes
you stalk them
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and show up
at their wedding.
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Hello, Holly.
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Oh, hello, Ben.
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You look good.
You haven't changed a bit.
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Holly, we broke up
two days ago.
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God. You're counting
the days?
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So, okay, go ahead.
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I'm ready. Let me have it.
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I can take it.
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It's good to see you.
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Oh, God.
This is getting ugly.
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you ⪠⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you ⪠⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you ⪠⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you ⪠⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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It was the closest thing
they had to a scone.
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You know, comfort food
from your native country.
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Holly, scones are the reason
that I left England.
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No, I was the reason
why you left England.
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So go ahead, let it out.
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I can take it.
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Holly, the reason I called
was to go over my song list
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for Skids --
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I know, I know,
I'm sorry I didn't -- what?
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Yeah, I was thinking
of opening with, uh,
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"On a Night Like This"...
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Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look, we broke up
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because I still had feelings
for Vince.
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That's had to have made you
a little pissy.
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Well, yeah, I'm sad
that we're not together,
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but, you know, it's done.
We can move on.
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This is a little sconey.
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Okay, who gives a crap
about the damn pastry?
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You're upset.
Come on, let it out.
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Didn't you hear that Vince
and Tina hooked up?
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Don't you want to at least
rub that in my face,
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tell me that I deserved it?
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Ask me to give you back
your MP3 player?
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No, why would I want to do that?
That would be mean.
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Listen, Holly, I'm really okay
with everything.
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Maybe I should go and work
on my song list by myself.
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I'll catch up
with you later.
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And by the way, I really
like your hair like that.
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Okay, stop being so nice.
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Okay, Ben, listen,
you have to be mean.
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That's what we do
in New York.
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Okay, would you please move?
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Thank you.
- See?
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Goodbye, Holly.
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Okay, come on, Ben, you have
to get your feelings out
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in the open. If you don't,
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how are we ever gonna
get past this and be friends?
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Would you look at her?
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She's gone nuts.
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Maybe I should take her
to lunch and talk to her.
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- Oh, I can't do that.
- Why not?
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- Because if I leave,
who's gonna run this place?
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Me. Gary.
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Yeah. Uh, Gary locked himself
in the freezer last week.
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Me.
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Lauren, I love ya,
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I do, but, uh,
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I just think it'd be better
if I stayed.
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Oh, I get it. You don't
trust me to run this place.
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Pretty much.
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Well, how can you say that?
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Uh, well, remember
my old business?
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Who here ran it
into the ground?
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I'll give you
a little hint.
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You.
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I knew someday
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that was gonna bite me
in the ass.
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So, you can see,
there's pretty much
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no way in hell
this is gonna happen.
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Oh. Oh, great, okay,
well, that's it?
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I...I don't even get
a second chance?
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I baby-sit a kid once
and lose him.
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What, I never get
to baby-sit again?
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You're kidding, right?
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You know, this is
unbelievable, okay?
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Your sister needs you,
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and you don't trust me
for half an hour?
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I burn down a house, I don't
get to use matches again?
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Okay, stop it,
you're scaring me.
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Okay, look.
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Val, you're going to have to
trust me again sometime, okay?
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Right now
your sister needs you.
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This is the perfect time, okay?
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Please, just -- just give me
another chance.
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Let me prove
that I can do this.
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Okay.
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Half an hour.
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Oh, great. And don't worry,
I've got Gary here with me.
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[ Gary ]: Damn! Who locked me
in the freezer again?
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Ben! Get it out!
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Express yourself!
Just let it out!
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Honey, I already have
a crazy person
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who stands out here
and screams at nobody.
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Oh, well, where's that guy?
Maybe he'll yell at me.
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I just want to be yelled at.
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Sometimes, you just gotta
let people do
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whatever they're gonna do,
you know?
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You can't control everybody.
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Lauren!
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Crumbs on table 2!
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Maybe we're both
a little too controlling.
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Yeah. It's a total
Tyler trait.
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I pity the men
in our lives.
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We don't really have
to worry about that,
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now, do we?
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Let's go this way.
I like this way...
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[ music blares ]
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[ telephone rings ]
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[ ring ]
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Sugar Babies Bakery,
Sugar Baby talking.
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Our hours?
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Lauren, how late
are we open till?
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I don't know. It's usually
dark when we leave.
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We're closed
around darkish.
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Okay, how great
are we doing?
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I haven't lost a kid,
I haven't burned anything down.
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Huh. Can't trust me?
In your face, Val!
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Hey, little girl.
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What can I do for you?
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Would you like to buy some
cookies to support my troop?
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You do know
this is a bakery, right?
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I know, it's just...
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I can't sell any,
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and I've been going
to every store.
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And now my feet hurt.
If I don't sell my quota,
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I'll get kicked out.
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[ crying ]
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Okay, okay, okay. Look, look,
don't cry, don't cry, okay?
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I can never take
a woman crying.
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Listen, I'll go get my wallet,
and I'll buy a box.
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Can I have a glass
of water?
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My throat kind of hurts
from crying.
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[ coughs ]
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Oh...well, of course
you can, sweetie,
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and I just think
it's a crime
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how they work you girls to sell
those cookies. It's --
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Ooh, are those thin mints?
You save me a box, angel.
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A box of cookies...
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Hey!
Hey, what are you doing?
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- That's not your money.
- It is now, sucka!
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Oww!
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Oh, my damn,
oh, my damn!
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My beautiful legs!
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Okay, here --
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Oh, my God, what are you
doing on the ground?
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That little crumb-snatcher
just robbed us!
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[ gasps ] What?
Oh, my God.
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Ah, Lauren, you were right.
I had a great lunch with Holly.
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Everything looks fine here.
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- Except we just
got robbed! - What?
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Jacked! Lifted! Ripped-off!
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Oh, my gosh, I knew
I shouldn't have left!
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Why does everything
always happen to me?
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I...I mean, are you okay?
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Did you get a good look
at the guy?
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The guy --
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was big.
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Huge.
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Yeah, and he --
he had some prison tats.
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Mm-hmm, and a hook
for a hand.
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So, Ben, I just had
a really good talk with Val,
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and I'm just calling to say that
I won't be calling you anymore.
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If you choose to not express
your feelings,
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that's your choice.
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Although I still think
you should. Okay, bye.
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Surprise.
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Hey, Ben, oh, my God.
I just left you a message.
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Oh. Holly, I owe you
an apology.
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You were right. There are
some feelings about our breakup
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that I've been keeping in,
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and I realize
that you should hear them.
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Oh, my God, I am so glad.
This is great.
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Yeah, actually,
I put them all into a song.
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It was very cathartic.
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Oh, good. I just wish I knew
what that word meant.
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So, do you want
to hear the song?
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Are you kidding me?
I would love to.
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Oh, Ben,
I am so excited.
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I feel like this is
a really good starting point
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for us to become friends.
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⪠I thought
we'd be forever âª
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⪠I thought our hearts
were one âª
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⪠But now you and I are over âª
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⪠just as fast as we begun âª
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It's good so far.
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⪠Oh...Holly Tyler,
you are such a liar âª
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⪠You are such a liar,
oh, Holly Tyler âª
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00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:29,332
⪠Where your heart should be,
there's a block of ice âª
245
00:10:29,373 --> 00:10:33,109
⪠Your soul is missing,
you think you're so nice âª
246
00:10:33,189 --> 00:10:35,224
⪠Holly Tyler,
you are such a liar âª
247
00:10:35,264 --> 00:10:37,365
⪠You are such a liar,
oh, Holly Tyler âª
248
00:10:37,607 --> 00:10:40,041
⪠How you lie, lie, lie âª
249
00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:42,084
⪠It makes me sick âª
250
00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:43,458
⪠How you lie, lie, lie âª
251
00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:46,499
⪠I wanna puke
when you lie, lie, lie âª
252
00:10:46,642 --> 00:10:48,944
⪠Oh, when you lie, lie, lie,
lie, lie, lie, lie âª
253
00:10:48,987 --> 00:10:50,420
⪠When you lie -- âª
254
00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:52,026
You know what? I think
we all get the point.
255
00:10:54,473 --> 00:10:56,375
You were so right! Opening up,
letting my feelings out --
256
00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:57,650
It makes me
feel so much better.
257
00:10:57,788 --> 00:10:59,389
In fact,
I like this song so much,
258
00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:01,096
I'm gonna play it
at Skids tonight.
259
00:11:01,135 --> 00:11:06,104
Uh, no, I don't think so.
- What? I don't think so what?
260
00:11:06,155 --> 00:11:08,322
You are not playing that song
tonight at Skids.
261
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:09,630
Ha ha ha!
Oh, I think I am.
262
00:11:10,372 --> 00:11:12,606
I think it sucks,
and I'm your manager.
263
00:11:12,847 --> 00:11:14,482
Oh, well, I think that maybe
you think it sucks
264
00:11:14,521 --> 00:11:15,789
because you can't take
the truth.
265
00:11:16,128 --> 00:11:18,597
The truth? Are you kidding me?
That song was all lies.
266
00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:21,812
Yes, that's exactly
what happened! Lies!
267
00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:24,689
Okay, well, I never lied
to you on purpose.
268
00:11:25,232 --> 00:11:25,999
Oh, I'm sorry,
269
00:11:26,036 --> 00:11:27,637
but nothing rhymes
with "on purpose."
270
00:11:28,478 --> 00:11:31,046
You know what? That producer
from AMI Records
271
00:11:31,088 --> 00:11:32,822
is gonna be there,
and what if he likes it
272
00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:34,164
and then buys it
and records it?
273
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,903
It'll play all over the internet
and the radio.
274
00:11:37,247 --> 00:11:39,515
And even people in China
will think Holly Tyler
275
00:11:39,556 --> 00:11:42,157
is a lie, lie, lie,
lie, lie, lie, lie!
276
00:11:42,299 --> 00:11:43,667
Okay, okay, I get it.
277
00:11:44,308 --> 00:11:45,476
I've got news for you,
Holly Tyler,
278
00:11:45,514 --> 00:11:47,248
it's my song, and I'll sing it
wherever I want.
279
00:11:47,288 --> 00:11:48,723
If you care to hear
the next three verses,
280
00:11:48,761 --> 00:11:50,496
be at Skids at 8:00.
And you should know,
281
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,102
I saved the really mean stuff
for last.
282
00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:54,845
Hey, you know what,
Sheffield?
283
00:11:55,187 --> 00:11:56,954
I liked you better
when you were all bottled up.
284
00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:58,461
Huh? How's that
for cathartic?
285
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,735
You can't use a word when you
don't even know what it means!
286
00:12:01,378 --> 00:12:03,880
I know what "get out" means,
so get out!
287
00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:10,544
Cathartic...
288
00:12:10,682 --> 00:12:12,150
With a "K" or a "C"?
289
00:12:19,265 --> 00:12:21,900
It was horrible.
Look, I'm still shaking.
290
00:12:24,151 --> 00:12:25,352
I pooped my pants.
291
00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:29,832
I mean, he had at least a foot
and 200 pounds on me.
292
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,442
But I made him cry.
293
00:12:31,782 --> 00:12:34,550
I bit him in the ear.
Yeah, I totally Tysoned him.
294
00:12:36,935 --> 00:12:38,403
You guys shouldn't have
tried to fight him.
295
00:12:38,442 --> 00:12:39,609
They say you're not
supposed to do that.
296
00:12:39,647 --> 00:12:41,315
I know,
but I was in charge.
297
00:12:41,555 --> 00:12:43,822
Lauren, but you're not supposed
to try to be the hero.
298
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,066
Don't you watch
"C.S.I. anything"?
299
00:12:47,612 --> 00:12:49,246
The important thing is
that you're okay.
300
00:12:49,286 --> 00:12:50,620
I'm gonna go call
the police.
301
00:12:50,658 --> 00:12:52,059
- No, no police!
- Forget the pigs!
302
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,869
Um, Val, thank God
you weren't here.
303
00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:57,847
I mean, because I couldn't
have fought off this monster
304
00:12:57,887 --> 00:12:59,789
and protect you and Lauren
at the same time.
305
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:01,030
Oh, my damn.
306
00:13:02,673 --> 00:13:04,974
Excuse me, my name
is Elizabeth Green.
307
00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,417
This is my daughter
Karen.
308
00:13:06,856 --> 00:13:09,258
I found the money
she stole from your shop.
309
00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:13,546
This is the one
with the prison tats?
310
00:13:15,189 --> 00:13:16,826
You're off the steroids,
I see.
311
00:13:18,169 --> 00:13:20,404
I am so not returning
those thin mints.
312
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:24,149
I'm so sorry. She's really
been acting out
313
00:13:24,193 --> 00:13:25,794
since my husband and I
got divorced.
314
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:28,034
I hope there's some way
we can settle this
315
00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:29,343
without involving
the police.
316
00:13:30,384 --> 00:13:33,119
Me too.
Unless, of course,
317
00:13:33,162 --> 00:13:34,429
you guys want
to file charges
318
00:13:34,468 --> 00:13:36,002
against the Westside
strangler here.
319
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:37,876
Are you all right?
320
00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,417
She said you went down
pretty hard
321
00:13:39,455 --> 00:13:40,723
when she kicked you.
322
00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:42,798
Oh, there's gonna be
a bruise.
323
00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:46,311
What do you say,
Karen?
324
00:13:46,449 --> 00:13:49,017
You're lucky I wasn't
wearing clogs.
325
00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,093
[ Elizabeth ]: Karen!
326
00:13:51,636 --> 00:13:53,004
Let's just let this go,
okay?
327
00:13:53,644 --> 00:13:54,511
This ain't over.
328
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,652
Oh, we're gonna dance again,
little scout.
329
00:13:59,468 --> 00:14:00,970
Thank you so much.
330
00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:04,113
Listen,
I'm really sorry, lady.
331
00:14:05,058 --> 00:14:06,592
Hey, hey, it's okay.
332
00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:08,067
Come here.
333
00:14:10,111 --> 00:14:11,412
Let's go, Karen.
334
00:14:12,754 --> 00:14:14,157
Now, where did you
steal the laptop from?
335
00:14:17,004 --> 00:14:18,640
Ha ha, okay,
I'm gonna try
336
00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:20,081
to control myself
before I scream.
337
00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:23,823
Can't do it!
I trusted you.
338
00:14:24,168 --> 00:14:25,936
You were robbed
by a 10-year-old?
339
00:14:25,975 --> 00:14:27,576
She was 14
if she was a day!
340
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,052
This is why
I can't trust you, Lauren.
341
00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:31,160
Or you, for that matter.
342
00:14:31,196 --> 00:14:33,064
This never would've happened
if I was here.
343
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:34,171
But she wanted me
to buy some cookies
344
00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:35,476
so she wouldn't get
kicked out of her troop.
345
00:14:35,815 --> 00:14:37,349
I don't want to hear it.
Just go in the back
346
00:14:37,388 --> 00:14:38,956
and get your stuff
and get out, all right?
347
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:40,730
I will lock up,
I will clean the mixers,
348
00:14:40,769 --> 00:14:42,470
I'll make the deposits.
I will do everything
349
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:45,145
because I'm the only one who
can do anything around here!
350
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:46,955
I can't believe you went
and got her some water.
351
00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:48,729
Oh, shut up, or I'll have
my niece come over
352
00:14:48,769 --> 00:14:50,337
and take you down!
353
00:14:52,281 --> 00:14:53,515
I am so angry!
354
00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:54,621
You're angry?
355
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,228
- Ben wrote this nasty song...
- Turns out Gary and Lauren weren't robbed...
356
00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:57,600
- about how I'm not nice...
- by a prison guy, after all.
357
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,174
- and he's gonna play it
at Skids tonight. - It was a little girl!
358
00:15:02,624 --> 00:15:03,958
- What?
- What?
359
00:15:04,598 --> 00:15:06,233
- Ben wrote this nasty
- We were robbed
360
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,943
Wait, okay, you first.
361
00:15:10,487 --> 00:15:11,355
Ben wrote a song
about you?
362
00:15:11,392 --> 00:15:13,527
Yes, and he thinks that he's
actually playing it tonight
363
00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:16,936
at Skids at 8:00,
but I rearranged his schedule
364
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:19,949
so he is playing it
at 2 a.m. Ha ha ha!
365
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,195
That's a little harsh,
don't you think?
366
00:15:22,236 --> 00:15:24,170
Are you actually
taking his side?
367
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:27,986
He wrote horrible things
about me.
368
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,731
Well, you're the one who was
begging him to open up,
369
00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:33,340
express his feelings.
370
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,747
What did you expect?
371
00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:36,821
Well, I was expecting
for him to be mad,
372
00:15:36,861 --> 00:15:40,630
but when he sang that song --
the words and his face --
373
00:15:41,077 --> 00:15:42,912
I didn't realize
how much I hurt him.
374
00:15:43,454 --> 00:15:45,156
God, I was so horrible
to him.
375
00:15:46,098 --> 00:15:48,567
I wouldn't blame him if he
didn't want to be my friend.
376
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,510
Oh, sweetie...
377
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,319
You didn't mean
to hurt him.
378
00:15:52,357 --> 00:15:53,425
I know,
but I still hurt him.
379
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:56,901
Well, if singing that song
is somehow...
380
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,043
- Cathartic?
- What?
381
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,119
You know, "emotionally purging,"
synonym, "purifying"?
382
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,664
Well...
383
00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:06,339
I am gonna miss Ben's influence
on your vocabulary.
384
00:16:07,986 --> 00:16:09,754
I should let him sing
the song, shouldn't I?
385
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:12,463
Just like you should let
Gary and Lauren --
386
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:16,141
Oh, no, no, unh-unh.
I'm too old to change.
387
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,354
There's still time
for you, young 'un.
388
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,426
Go on.
389
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:20,969
Thank you.
390
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,618
Val...
391
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:27,595
Hey.
392
00:16:27,732 --> 00:16:29,300
You guys need someone
to walk you home?
393
00:16:29,641 --> 00:16:31,709
You're gonna have to walk
by that scary preschool.
394
00:16:33,053 --> 00:16:34,287
Okay, Val,
395
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,594
I know that you're mad,
396
00:16:35,632 --> 00:16:37,399
but it doesn't mean
you can't trust me.
397
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,940
Anyone can be robbed.
398
00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:40,914
No, not me. I would've
been paying attention.
399
00:16:40,953 --> 00:16:43,955
I wouldn't have been taken by
some sweet-faced little girl.
400
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:47,103
[ Elizabeth ]:
Hi...we're back.
401
00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:50,251
And Karen has something
to give you.
402
00:16:53,269 --> 00:16:54,570
My wallet?
403
00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:59,954
It's not real Chanel.
That's why I'm giving it back.
404
00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:00,997
[ Elizabeth ]: Karen!
405
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,104
I'm sorry.
406
00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:05,911
The divorce has really been
messing with my head.
407
00:17:06,355 --> 00:17:07,422
Again, thanks
for no cops.
408
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,194
We won't be bothering you
anymore.
409
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:12,906
Listen,
I'm real sorry, lady.
410
00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:14,449
Aah! Karen!
411
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:20,909
Huh. Oh, my God.
412
00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:22,817
Fake Chanel?
413
00:17:22,856 --> 00:17:25,157
You know, Val,
if you were paying attention,
414
00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:26,966
maybe you would've seen her
take your wallet.
415
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,874
Mm-hmm, how are we gonna
trust you to run this place
416
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:29,881
when we're not here?
417
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,687
Look, I knew
she took the wallet.
418
00:17:33,632 --> 00:17:34,699
I was just trying
to teach...
419
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,042
me a lesson.
420
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,048
Man, that kid must sandpaper
her fingertips.
421
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,559
I didn't feel a thing.
422
00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:44,334
Look, all right,
I'm sorry.
423
00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:45,944
It could've happened
to anybody,
424
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:49,184
and I am gonna start
trusting you more, all right?
425
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:52,331
And to show my trust,
I am gonna come in
426
00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:53,475
10 minutes
after we open tomorrow.
427
00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:55,347
Ha ha!
428
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:58,493
Oh, it's not good enough.
429
00:17:58,532 --> 00:18:01,334
No. You need to go home
and trust us to close up.
430
00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:03,546
Deposit, lights, lock up,
everything.
431
00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:06,055
I was thinking more like
early Christmas bonuses?
432
00:18:06,097 --> 00:18:07,397
Ooh, that's better.
That's better.
433
00:18:07,435 --> 00:18:08,703
I don't want
any more responsibility...
434
00:18:08,741 --> 00:18:09,908
I can come in late,
go home early...
435
00:18:09,946 --> 00:18:11,014
get a good night's
sleep...
436
00:18:11,051 --> 00:18:13,353
and between me
and my deformed leg... all I got is my looks.
437
00:18:27,883 --> 00:18:29,051
If you came
to see me perform,
438
00:18:29,089 --> 00:18:30,223
you're a tad early.
439
00:18:30,962 --> 00:18:32,029
Apparently,
my manager called
440
00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:33,735
and had my slot switched
to 2 a.m.
441
00:18:33,775 --> 00:18:35,943
Yeah, well, your manager
was a little bitter earlier.
442
00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:39,754
But she called back.
You're going on next.
443
00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:41,569
You did that?
444
00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,674
Mm-hmm, and I was
thinking about it,
445
00:18:43,714 --> 00:18:46,450
and it's okay if you play
the "I Hate Holly" song.
446
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:48,663
Actually, it's called
"Holly Tyler Sucks."
447
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:50,505
Well, the point is,
448
00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:52,878
you deserve to get through this
any way that you want.
449
00:18:53,521 --> 00:18:54,422
Thanks.
450
00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:56,760
And you know what else
I was thinking about?
451
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,237
Throughout this whole thing,
I never said I was sorry.
452
00:19:00,784 --> 00:19:01,851
No, you didn't.
453
00:19:01,888 --> 00:19:02,823
Ben, listen...
454
00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:06,534
I am so sorry.
455
00:19:06,573 --> 00:19:08,107
Now, Holly, Holly,
it's okay.
456
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,450
I know you didn't
do anything on purpose.
457
00:19:12,495 --> 00:19:13,664
You can't help
who you fall in love with.
458
00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:14,770
That's true.
459
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,260
[ Man ]: Coming up next --
Ben Sheffield!
460
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:22,734
Oh, go up there!
461
00:19:23,374 --> 00:19:24,808
Be all salutary.
462
00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:27,520
You know, "therapeutic."
463
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:33,272
I hate to admit it,
but the "Holly Sucks" song
464
00:19:33,315 --> 00:19:34,951
is, like, one of the best
you've ever written.
465
00:19:40,844 --> 00:19:42,279
Hey, uh,
how goes it, New York?
466
00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:44,720
I've got a little song
I want to sing to my ex.
467
00:19:44,962 --> 00:19:46,363
We've all got them.
468
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:50,143
⪠I thought we'd be forever âª
469
00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:54,721
⪠I thought
our hearts were one âª
470
00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,839
⪠But now you and I are over âª
471
00:19:57,982 --> 00:20:00,351
⪠Just as fast as we begun âª
472
00:20:04,574 --> 00:20:06,441
⪠Oh âª
473
00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:08,683
⪠Molly Myler,
you are such a liar âª
474
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,759
⪠You are such a liar,
oh, Molly Myler âª
475
00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:12,701
⪠Where your heart
should be... âª
476
00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,012
God.
477
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:17,653
That Molly Myler sounds like
quite the biyatch.
478
00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:21,236
⪠You are such a liar âª
479
00:20:21,376 --> 00:20:23,111
⪠You are such a liar,
oh, Molly Myler âª
480
00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:25,585
⪠Lie, lie, lie âª
481
00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:27,286
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