All language subtitles for What I Like About You s03e12 ess.eng

So, how was the band
last night?

It sucked,
but check it out.

I'm in the ladies' room
totally ragging

about how bad the band was,
and the woman in the stall

next to me
had no toilet paper.

That is
a great story!

That's not the end of it.

Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that
sometimes you ramble, kid.

I never really know
when it's over.

Well, the toilet paper lady is
the head of Marquee Management,

only the biggest music
management firm in the city.

That is adorable, Holly.

No, it's not over.

She said that she liked
my taste in music,

and she offered me a job
as junior manager.

I start today!

That's the end of the story.

Oh.

Yeah, it's a good thing
you're pretty.

Lauren, this is the start
of my real career

in the music business.
Do you know how lucky I am?

Finally, all of my great ideas,
I can put them to use!

So, are you sure
that you're going to be okay

being alone with Val
all day?

Holly, go, okay?
She is fine.

It's been a week since
she called off the wedding,

and you know what?
Yesterday, not one tear.

In fact, she even laughed
a couple times.

And not that phony laugh
like I did

at your toilet paper
story,

but a real laugh.

You know, if you ask me,
I think she's finally

getting over the trauma
of the breakup.

[ Val ]: Holly!
- Yeah?

Oh, yeah,
she's really moving on.

♪ You really know
how to dance ♪

♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪

♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪

♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about ♪
♪ Hey ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

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Our music library
is over there.

The kitchen's back there.

And here's your desk
and computer.

FYI --
they block the porn.

The password is "porn."

Oh, my God,
my own desk?

I mean, I've had
my own desk before,

just not one that didn't
match my bedroom set.

Okay, this is
for your I.D.,

and sign this.

It's Sandy in accounting's
birthday.

Oh, my God, it's my first
office birthday card.

Oh, okay.

I have to write something
funny and original.

Look how lame this one is.
"There's no accounting

for how young you look.
Happy birthday."

I worked an hour
on that.

[ sultry voice ]
Holly Tyler's office.

Holly T. here.

I'm sorry I can't talk.

I'm in a meeting
with Snoop Dogg.

Oh, God, they gave me
Pippi Longstocking.

Hi, Leah, I'm Holly.

I'm assigned to you.
I'm the new junior manager.

But to be honest with you,
I'm not that junior.

I already have a client.
And a briefcase.

But my client Ben Sheffield
is currently on tour,

but I have his CD in here.

Oh, and by the way,
who can I talk to

about getting a new chair,
because this one's kinda hard.

Do you know what this is?

It's me,
drinking imaginary coffee.

'Cause I don't have any.

I totally hear you.

I would love
some coffee, too.

Who does that?

But I'm Holly Tyler,
junior manager.

Yeah, and your job
is to manage putting coffee

and two tablespoons
of vanilla nut creamer

in a cup.

Okay. But, uh,
just so you know,

I won't be getting coffee
for long.

I'm going to be moving up
pretty fast.

I'm not some little kid who just
likes hanging out in clubs

with rock stars.
I take this very seriously.

I am a professional.

There she is!

Junior manager Holly!

Okay.

So this is the exact blend
of coffee that I gave my boss.

It's good, isn't it?

- Mmm.
- Mmm. - Mmm.

So it doesn't
"taste like ass," right?

- No.
- No.

Well, not unless "ass"
is a delightful blend

of vanilla and nut.

Look, don't take it
personally.

She's probably just mean
to everyone.

I don't care about everyone.
She's mean to me.

Well, you just need to find
your "in" with her, you know,

something you guys
have in common.

How? She doesn't even
listen to me.

I've got a whole notebook of
ideas she's never gonna hear.

She won't even listen
to Ben's CD.

All she let me do today
was pick up her lunch

and her dog's poo.

And don't think I didn't
consider switching those bags.

No one's ever
not liked me before.

Holly...

You can't be liked
by everybody.

Sometimes, people aren't going
to like you

for no reason at all.
You know Joe down at my job?

He doesn't like you?

No, he doesn't like you.

Holly, Holly, Holly,
Holly...

let me tell you
what you do.

Make her
a peanut butter sandwich.

Put a bone in it.

Then when she chokes,

you save her life,
and she'll owe you one.

You see, in the moment,

no one realizes that
peanut butter is boneless.

Yeah.

That's a good backup,
Gary.

Hey, guys.

Hey, is she doing
any better?

- Oh, she is so much better.
- Really?

No.

Oh, look,
another happy couple.

Hi, Val.

Oh, there's the working girl.
How was your first day?

Good.

So you're still
in your pretty dress.

Yeah, I had it on this morning
when I started cleaning.

Then after I did the laundry,
I realized how dirty

the windows were. Then after
I cleaned the windows,

I looked out here
and I saw that, hello,

Valerie Tyler, it is time
to plant spring bulbs.

Yeah, and I love that
you've cleaned and gardened.

But you did it
in your wedding dress.

Yeah, well, the veil
keeps mosquitoes away.

All right,
you want the truth?

I may not be as together
as I appear to be.

Oh, what am I gonna do?

I...I am losing it.

I mean, I feel like
if I take this dress off,

then it's really over.

But it is really over.

I know!

Sorry.

When I made the decision
to call off the wedding,

I was so sure I was making
the right one, you know?

But now I don't know.
Did I make a mistake?

I mean, if I had married him,
would I be happier?

Val, don't do this
to yourself.

You know that you made
the right decision.

- You just need to accept it and move on.
- But how?

By getting out of this house.

I mean, there's a whole world
going on out there.

Let's jump back in and get
your mind off of everything.

No, I don't want to go out,
I don't want to have fun,

I don't want to see stupid men
with their stupid girlfriends.

Val.

Okay.

Well, you know what?

I will take you to a place where
there won't be any stupid men.

Monday is lesbian night
at Skids!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

You know, I better cover up
the Supremes.

Tonight is
not about you girls.

Holly, I wanna go home.

No. You're staying here.

We're gonna have fun.

You are a strong, smart,
and tough woman

who has moved on.
Now, let's have fun.

Take off your coat.

Oh, holy crap.

You cut your wedding dress?

I like it.

Baby steps, people.

I came out, didn't I?

- Whoo!
- Whoo! - Whoo!

No, no, no, no.
Y-you don't understand.

See, my wedding
was called off --

oh, what the hell.

What's up, ladies?

Hey, I hear ya.

My wedding
got called off, too.

I mean, not that we can
really get married.

We were just doing it for,
you know, the gifts.

Yeah, well,
she's straight.

She was just doing it
for the tax break.

Excuse me.
Do you have the time?

Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm a straighty.

[ gasps ]

Oh, my God, those two chicks
are making out.

Let's go over there.

Well, could you ask them
to come over here?

'Cause, uh,
I can't stand right now.

Okay, so I'm about
to walk down the aisle,

and my fiancé tells me
he feels "trapped."

Oh, 20 minutes before
our ceremony,

I caught Donna
kissing her ex.

- Women.
- Men.

Hey, Wendy.

Two Rosie O'Donnells
over here.

Straight up.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ow!

I'm so happy
she's actually laughing

and having fun.

God bless the lesbians.

Hey, you wanna dance?

Okay.

Since I dropped out
of college,

this will be my only chance
to experiment.

The worst part is,
I keep having these dreams

where I'm pushing Rick
in front of a bus.

But I think I'm growing,
because in the last one,

the bus wasn't moving...

But then the train came
and flattened him.

Last night, Donna's
favorite show was on,

and I burst into tears.

Oh, how she loved her "Xena."

You wanna hear tears?

Last night, I slept
with Rick's football phone.

[ gasps ] Donna has
a football phone.

Oh, man, are we sick?

And when I say "man,"
I didn't mean you're butchy.

I just meant it
as a figure of speech.

I know.

Val, what are we gonna do?

I mean, I'm never gonna
get over Donna.

See these clothes I'm in?

Don't tell anyone,
but this is my wedding outfit.

I wear it every day.

Michelle...

to be honest with you...

that is really sick.

Oh, my God.

You know, you have got
to move on.

But you can't because you got
all Donna's crap in your house.

Listen, I want you to go home
and pack up all her stuff

in a box, and tomorrow,
I want you to take it to her

- and say, "Goodbye, Rick."
- Rick?

Donna.

You know what?

You're right. And you'll
do the same with Rick.

You're darn tootin'!

I love that we're doing this.
It's so alternative.

I know. It feels so good after
the hard day I had at work.

It's such a little dog,
but such big poops.

Hey, don't look now,

but there's a woman
totally checking you out.

- Really?
- Watch her now.

Well, look at you, Pippi.

Leah! Hey, Leah.

Tina, look,
it's my boss...

in a lesbian bar.

And I'm here, too.

I had no idea that we were
playing on the same team.

Huh. Looks like Pippi
just picked up her last poop.

Okay, um, listen, Leah,
I just want you to know

that this job
means everything to me.

I know how hard it is to break
into the music business,

and I am so lucky, but --

Oh, oh, before I forget,
uh, that client of yours --

Ben?

Yeah, I was thinking,

you know the right bars
to go to,

maybe you know
the right music, too.

I'd like to hear his CD.

Well, we sisters have
to stick together.

That's true. Oh, uh, Holly,
by the way,

um, I'm not out at work.

I know,
how pathetic is that?

But I gotta tell you, it's
so good to finally have a...

member of the club
to talk to at work.

I feel so guilty.

Why? You never actually
said you were a lesbian.

Let her think
what she wants.

Now you're in the club.

The lesbian club.

Ha ha ha.

Seriously, that's hot.

Now, not only
am I a lesbian,

I'm a liar.

I'm a lying lesbian.

Also hot.

Will you listen to me?
I quit college for this.

I mean, this is a tough,
tough industry.

You don't get many breaks.
I can't afford to screw this up.

This is the beginning
of my entire career.

And you're doing great.
You've only been there a day,

and you're already
the favorite.

You know what? That's it.
I've gotta go tell the truth.

All of my success
has been based on a lie.

I mean, like today, I get
to go to this really cool

recording studio
to work with this band,

but it's this other
junior manager Dave

that found them,
and he should get to go.

But the poor bastard
is a hetero.

[ knock on door ]

Hey, Michelle,
what's going on?

I just came to thank you
for last night.

Uh-oh, how much
did I have to drink?

No, no, thanks to you,

I just dropped off the box
of Donna's crap at her place.

You were right.
It was amazing.

I have total closure. It's like
this weight's been lifted.

That is great, Michelle.

So? What happened when
you dropped Rick's stuff off?

I mean, did you have
that same feeling?

Uh...

Yeah.

Closure rocks! Bye-bye!

Then why are you hiding a box
of Rick's stuff behind the door?

Oh, um...

uh, funny thing happened.

I just talked to Rick,
and, uh,

he's been promising forever
to fix my leaky sink,

and he insisted on coming over
to do it right now.

Isn't that so sweet?

So I thought I'd just give him
the box when he gets here.

Okay, so, um, uh, I'm gonna go
prepare for closure.

It's really good
talking to you.

Happy endings. Buh-bye.

Val...

- What's going on?
- Nothing.

- Val, who called who?
- Rick called me.

- Val...
- Me called Rick.

Here's a crazy question.

Why didn't you just
call a plumber?

Because he said
he would fix it,

and I want him
to commit to something.

Bull. You were thinking
he'd come over,

and you two
would get back together.

No, no, unh-unh.

No, I got his box of crap
right here, ready to go.

Wait, wait, whoa,
what are you doing?

Don't fix that.

Rick's gonna fix that,
Rick's gonna fix everything.

Rick isn't gonna fix anything.
You are.

You know something, Leah?

I...I couldn't really
hear the beat.

I mean, this is the kind of song
where you want to be like this.

But right now, I'm just
sort of more like this.

Maybe if we bump up
the percussion a little bit?

Good ear, Hol.

Listen, um,

Leah, I just want
to thank you

for all of the opportunities
that you've given me lately.

Hey, you've got talent.

Oh, I'm really glad
to hear you say that,

because I really
respect you.

And there's something that
I've been trying to tell you.

And I know that
after I tell you this,

I may lose my job
which, by the way,

I so don't want to do
because I know

that I'd be really good
at it, but...

Leah, I'm not that gay.

That gay?

Actually, I'm kinda straight.

Actually,
I'm totally straight.

Hetero.

Boy crazy.
Me likey the fellas.

You lied to me
about being gay? Why?

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to lie.

It's just that you hated me,

and then you kinda started
liking me and --

This is not the place
to discuss this.

Okay, well, I just
wanted to apologize

that it got
so out of hand.

But I'm still the same person
that you said had talent.

Remember when I said,
"bump up the percussion,"

and you said,
"Good ear, Hol"?

Well, I still have the same ear,
just not a gay ear.

You lied to me.

I know, and I'm sorry.

But, you know,

it feels a lot better
to tell the truth.

Maybe you should try it.

You're not a lesbian
who hits, are you?

Oh, great, Lizzie Mcguire's
teaching me a lesson

about coming out.

What do you know about it?

Come on. I mean, this is
the music business, Leah.

Nobody cares
that you're gay.

Big deal.
Leah's a lesbian.

Do you happen to have your ass
on the orange button

that says "intercom"?

I don't know.

Free beer in the kitchen.

[ Man ]: Beer!

Apparently, I do.

Okay, watch, here,
just grab this wrench,

and we're gonna tighten the bolt
right above the elbow joint.

Ooh, whoa, whoa, slow down.
I've never done this before.

No, no,
I'll teach ya!

Wow, nobody's been down here
for a while.

Well, you know what?
Why not?

Men really haven't
worked out for you.

What?

No, no, we were just, uh,
doing some plumbing.

So, how was your
recording session?

The band was good,
the doughnuts were good,

and I outed my boss
with my ass.

What?

I think
I'm getting fired.

- Why?
- I screwed up.

Two days, and I'm fired
from the best job I ever had.

I can't believe that
I quit college for this.

Val, I made the right choice,
didn't I?

Come here.

It's just
a little setback.

You made
the right choice.

We both did.

Glass of water,
anyone?

You fixed it!

No. You fixed it.

Well, you're like my own
fairy god-lesbian.

Okay, I'm gonna go cancel
my plumber.

[ knock on door ]

Oh. Leah.

Pippi.

Come on in.

No, I don't like to see
where my employees live.

Suddenly, they become
real people.

Listen, Leah,

I just --

I wanna apologize.

Do you know how long I've worked
to keep my private life private?

My whole life.
And you blew it in 30 seconds.

I know. I'm really sorry.

Thank you.

Nobody gives a crap
that I'm gay!

Half of them said
that they already knew.

Oh, well, I'm really glad that
this all worked out for you.

And I don't want
to make it about me,

but am I still Holly Tyler,
junior manager?

As long as you pick up
Tinky's poop,

you can call yourself
chairman of the board.

Hey, Michelle,
this is my boss Leah.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Wow. Vince is right.

This is hot.

Well...

It looks like
Michelle is moving on.

And so am I.

You wanna come with me?

I have to drop something off
at Rick's place.

I'm so proud of you.

You know what? We have
to wait a few minutes.

There's a little bit
of a lesbian roadblock

outside our door.

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