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Honey, we're engaged now.
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I really think you
should let me
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start keeping some
of my stuff here.
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Hey, Val,
I got us some coffees.
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Whoa, somebody needs
a wax.
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You're supposed
to be at NYU.
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And you're supposed to have
blond hair and boobies.
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Oh, Holly, you're not
supposed to be here.
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Uh, honey, why don't
you go upstairs
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and change
into your man clothes?
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But the silk -- it makes
me feel so pretty.
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Okay, who's the greatest
maid of honor ever?
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You.
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I just found a mistake
in the seating chart
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for your wedding, but don't
worry. I'm gonna fix it.
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I'm sorry. What?
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Yeah, you forgot to put Ben
and me at the same table.
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No problemo. I just did
a little rearrange.
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No, no, no.
You cannot do that.
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No, this took weeks of planning.
Everything is in ink.
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White-out.
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Look, there's room
for me next to Ben
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if I just move Aunt Ellen's
friend Sue to this table.
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No, you cannot move
Aunt Ellen's friend.
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Why not?
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Because that's her...
special friend.
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Like Special Olympics?
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Like Lesbian Olympics.
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Okay, so just add another
chair to the head table,
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and Ben can sit
next to me there.
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No, the head table is for
the wedding party only,
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not some foreign boy
you picked up in a bar.
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Okay, that foreign boy
is my boyfriend,
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and if he can't sit
next to me --
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Girls, girls, girls,
I did not like
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what I was hearing when
I was listening at the door.
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Now, before it gets ugly,
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I just want you to know
that I am willing to step in
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as maid of honor if you can't
resolve your differences
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or someone drops a fat-free
muffin and Holly slips on it.
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Look, it is my wedding
and not Ben's.
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If you can't be away
from him for one hour
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to enjoy a lovely
chicken and fish entrée
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with your sister on the most
important day of her life --
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Okay, you know what?
Just put me
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and that foreign boy
wherever you want.
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Good. I will.
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Wow. Holly seems
so upset.
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I'd better make sure
no one pushes her
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down the stairs.
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* You really know
how to dance *
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* When you go up, down,
jump around *
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* Talk about true romance *
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* Yeah *
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* Keep on whispering
in my ear *
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* Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear *
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* 'Cause it's true *
* What I like *
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* That's what I like about you *
* What I like *
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* That's what I like about you *
* What I like about you *
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* That's what I like about you *
* What I like about you *
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* That's what I like about you *
* What I like about you *
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* That's what I like about you *
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* What I like about you *
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* That's what I like about *
* Hey *
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* Uh-huh *
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* Uh-huh *
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* That's what I like about you *
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Sync by chocomoon
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I don't understand
why Val hates Ben.
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I mean, what's the big deal
if I sit next to him
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at her wedding?
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Maybe she wants you
sitting next to an American.
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So if we take pictures,
there's no accent. Ahem.
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I think you should let Val do
whatever it is she wants to do.
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I mean, it's the most important
night of her life.
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I mean, she's getting married.
You gotta be a little sensitive.
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If she's sitting me next
to Tina, 'cause if she is,
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I won't come.
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- Holly, can I just say something?
- What?
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I hate Gary.
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Maybe Gary's right. I need
to be way sweeter to her,
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and whatever my sister needs,
I'm gonna be there for her.
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If she trashes my boyfriend
one more time,
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she's gonna be eating
her bouquet.
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Hey, there's my girl.
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You guys are not gonna
believe this.
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I just got called
for an audition.
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The guitar player
for Coldplay's opening act
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just got
an intestinal parasite.
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He's gonna have the runs
for months.
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How awesome is that?
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That's huge!
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Coldplay's so over.
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Okay, so, when is it?
When is it?
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In, like, an hour.
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And I need my good-luck charm
to come with me.
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- All right, let's go.
- Oh, no, wait, I can't go.
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I have the fitting for
my maid of honor's dress,
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and I have to be there on time
and be really sweet to her
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because I've been
really biatchy.
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What if I sing
a really fast song?
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- Maybe you could do both.
- Okay.
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Oh, my lord.
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This diner finally has
something delicious in it!
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That's Danielle.
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You know her?
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Yeah, I mentioned her
before.
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You never mentioned
her last name
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was my future
baby's mama.
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Danielle, hey.
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- Hey.
- How are you?
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Who's this guy?
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I'm sorry.
This is Gary.
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Gary, Danielle.
Danielle, Gary.
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Danielle goes to NYU,
and she's a dancer.
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Gary goes to NYU,
and he's an ass.
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Ha ha ha ha! Tina, Tina,
Tina, Tina, Tina.
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So...Danielle,
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uh, have I seen you on campus?
Are we in a class together?
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No, I don't think so.
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Oh, well, you know, I just
thought I might've seen you
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in Econ or Finance
or Marketing, you know,
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because I'm
a business major.
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Yeah. So you're looking
at the next Donald Trump.
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With better hair,
obviously.
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And ebony.
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Can we meet up later?
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Oh, why, yes, we can.
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I was talking to Tina,
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and, actually,
I'm running late.
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Oh, that's cool,
that's cool.
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I'll call you later.
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Ooh, that girl
was feeling me!
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Okay, Gittle, you know
you're not supposed
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to be pinning it
to my ankles, right?
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Oh, that dress
looks beautiful on you.
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Oh, don't you just
think so?
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It really shows off
my back.
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I love my back.
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No one expects your back
to have a six-pack.
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Where is Holly?
She's 45 minutes late.
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You know, it's not too late
to make me your moh.
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Moh?
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M-o-h.
Maid of honor.
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Yeah, I guess you have
to be one seven times
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before you learn the lingo.
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Okay, oh,
I am so sorry I'm late,
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but Ben got this amazing
last-minute audition
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due to intestinal parasites,
and he got it!
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Well, not the parasites --
the gig!
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He's in the opening band
for Coldplay on November 17th.
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The night
of my bachelorette party?
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Yes, but wipe that
terrified look off your face.
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No, I like
the terrified look.
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I'm very comfortable
with it right now.
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You are so cute, Val.
Do you think
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I would really miss
your bachelorette party?
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I wouldn't miss that
for anything.
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What kind of maid of honor --
no, no, no, no, no --
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what kind of sister
do you think I am?
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The best! Come here.
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You're gonna miss Ben's gig
for my party.
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No. On the way over here,
I called the Soho house
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and moved your bachelorette
party to the following night.
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[ gasps ]
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Oh, thank you, Jesus.
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Wait, I cannot believe
what I am hearing.
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Okay, Gittle, get me
the maid of honor dress.
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You changed the date
of my bachelorette party?
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You had no right
to do that, Holly.
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You know, honey, could you
slutty this up a little bit,
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because mama's
not going home alone.
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Okay, Val,
what's the big deal?
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I only moved it
one day.
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I don't care
if you moved it one minute.
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You had no right
to do that.
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Okay, look, I was just trying
to make everybody happy.
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Look around, Holly.
Who in this room is happy?
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Hear me, and hear me good.
My bachelorette party
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is November 17th, and if you
don't want to be there, fine.
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Go listen to your
little boyfriend sing.
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Oh...
my "little boyfriend"?
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What's that supposed
to mean?
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It means if you can't find
a way to put the woman
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who took care of you
your entire life
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first for one night,
then maybe that woman
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doesn't want you
as her maid of honor.
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Well, if that woman
can't be understanding
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of the girl whose boyfriend
got an unbelievable gig
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and wants to be there for him,
as well as for her,
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then that girl doesn't want
to be her little maid of honor.
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Fine.
Consider yourself fired.
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No, no, no,
you can't fire me.
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I quit.
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So it's official?
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I'm maid of honor?
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Yeah.
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Did you hear that,
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you little Russian
ball of fun?
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I'm maid of honor!
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Danielle,
what a coincidence.
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Do I know you?
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I'm Gary.
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From the diner.
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The ass.
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Oh, right. Bye.
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Wait a minute now.
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I mean, what are you
doing here?
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Are you following me?
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I teach dance.
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Girl, I study the dance.
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Really, and, uh,
whose class are you in?
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I'm in, uh, uh...
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that one.
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Ha! That's the one
I teach.
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Oh, my damn!
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Look, obviously, Tina told you
I teach a class here,
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and you ran over here
because you --
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Excuse me,
Miss "I am all of that."
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I am taking
this dance class
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because my dance partner
signed us up.
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In fact, she's in there
waiting for me right now.
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Well, uh, you'd better get
in there and find her.
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[ chuckles nervously ]
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Howdy, partner.
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What kind of freak
fires her maid of honor?
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I mean, can you believe how
out of control Val is being?
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It's like you both needed
a kidney and I gave it to you.
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Who moves someone else's
bachelorette party?
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She actually put him first.
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I mean, have I ever
put you first?
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What are you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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I was here first.
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Yeah, well,
I'm leaving first.
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Unh-unh-unh-unh.
Nobody's going anywhere.
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Did you trick me
into coming down here?
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No, it was Ben's idea.
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After you told me that Val
was getting on your nerves
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by not talking to Holly.
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Oh, so I was getting
on your nerves --
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Val, sit down.
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Over there.
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- Holly, join her.
- I don't wanna.
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[ pleading ]
Join her, Holly.
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All right, it's time
to get everything
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out in the open.
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00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,088
Val feels,
"Oh, my God,
249
00:10:39,124 --> 00:10:41,092
"changing the date
of my bachelorette party
250
00:10:41,129 --> 00:10:42,597
"really, really hurt me,
251
00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:44,734
and if I talk anymore,
I'm gonna cry."
252
00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:53,754
Holly feels,
"Excuse me,
253
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:56,326
"but I was just trying
to do the right thing
254
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,632
"for my boyfriend
and for my sister.
255
00:10:58,669 --> 00:11:00,503
God, Val!"
256
00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,541
Well, you know what?
257
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,913
You have known your sister a lot
longer than your boyfriend,
258
00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:06,918
and I think she should
take priority here.
259
00:11:06,955 --> 00:11:08,455
There. Open enough for you?
260
00:11:08,492 --> 00:11:10,259
Well, I'm sorry,
but I like both of you,
261
00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:11,896
and I'm just trying
to balance everything,
262
00:11:11,933 --> 00:11:13,900
and I'm just
a little girl.
263
00:11:13,938 --> 00:11:15,838
Oh, enough with
the little girl crap!
264
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,809
All right, I think
what we need here, perhaps,
265
00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:19,314
is a little negotiation.
266
00:11:19,349 --> 00:11:21,450
- All right, I'm listening.
- Go ahead.
267
00:11:21,487 --> 00:11:23,188
I'm thinking,
the problem is...
268
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,025
We don't spend enough
quality time together!
269
00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:27,631
You know? Just the two of us.
Like it used to be.
270
00:11:27,668 --> 00:11:29,936
Yeah, I was also gonna
suggest that...
271
00:11:29,974 --> 00:11:31,808
We should both set aside
one night a week
272
00:11:31,844 --> 00:11:33,778
to be together --
just the two of us.
273
00:11:33,816 --> 00:11:35,950
No boyfriends, no wedding
plans, no matter what.
274
00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:37,555
No, that's ridiculous.
275
00:11:37,591 --> 00:11:39,826
I have to schedule time
to be with my sister?
276
00:11:39,863 --> 00:11:41,197
Apparently, you do.
277
00:11:41,232 --> 00:11:42,733
How the hell's
Wednesday work for you?
278
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,470
Tuesday would be better.
279
00:11:44,507 --> 00:11:46,775
- Fine.
- Dinner and a freakin' movie?
280
00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:48,679
- Sounds like a blast.
- Okay, I'll meet you at your place at 7:00.
281
00:11:48,716 --> 00:11:50,751
7:30. And your place
is my place.
282
00:11:50,788 --> 00:11:52,622
Oh, nice top,
by the way.
283
00:11:52,658 --> 00:11:55,293
Thanks, it's yours.
284
00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:57,032
Wow.
285
00:11:57,069 --> 00:11:59,837
You really have Holly down.
286
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:02,176
Oh, my God,
your Val was uncanny.
287
00:12:02,213 --> 00:12:04,782
Thanks.
288
00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:08,758
[ tap dancing ]
289
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,762
Great.
290
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,034
Everybody's doing
really great.
291
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,912
Except one person.
292
00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:23,291
Okay, kids,
let's take a break.
293
00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:25,396
Get yourselves
a juice box.
294
00:12:30,544 --> 00:12:32,579
You're pathetic.
295
00:12:32,616 --> 00:12:35,818
I know you are,
but what am I?
296
00:12:37,393 --> 00:12:39,328
Come on, seriously,
297
00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:41,332
haven't you had enough?
298
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,604
Obviously,
you're not a dancer.
299
00:12:43,641 --> 00:12:45,609
Yeah, well, maybe not
this kind of dancer,
300
00:12:45,645 --> 00:12:48,480
but I got a couple
of moves.
301
00:12:51,392 --> 00:12:54,227
[ dance music playing ]
302
00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:03,783
* Mirror, mirror
on the wall *
303
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:06,055
* Tell me, mirror,
what is wrong *
304
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:08,059
* Can it be
my de la clothes *
305
00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:10,064
* Or is it
just my de la song? *
306
00:13:10,101 --> 00:13:12,236
* What I do
ain't make-believe *
307
00:13:12,272 --> 00:13:14,207
* People say I sit and try *
308
00:13:14,244 --> 00:13:16,512
* But when it comes
to being de la *
309
00:13:16,549 --> 00:13:19,284
* It's just me,
myself, and I *
310
00:13:19,322 --> 00:13:20,922
Whoo!
311
00:13:23,632 --> 00:13:25,866
You wanna come
to my birthday party?
312
00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:39,770
So about the maid
of honor title,
313
00:13:39,808 --> 00:13:42,042
I am so sorry
314
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,047
and I love you so much,
315
00:13:44,085 --> 00:13:47,687
but the thing is,
Holly and I got back together,
316
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,929
so unfortunately, I'm gonna
have to let you go.
317
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,975
What do you think, Gittle?
318
00:13:56,011 --> 00:13:58,146
Is that warm enough,
sensitive enough?
319
00:13:58,183 --> 00:14:00,118
[ sobs ]
320
00:14:00,154 --> 00:14:02,055
Hi.
321
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,026
Hey, what's going on?
322
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,067
Did you hear?
323
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,937
No.
324
00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:10,642
Lauren, I'm so sorry.
325
00:14:10,678 --> 00:14:12,312
No, no,
just please stop, okay?
326
00:14:12,349 --> 00:14:14,316
It's easy
to be a good winner.
327
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,721
What's more impressive
is to be a good loser.
328
00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:21,029
I wanted it so much!
329
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,602
You know what? I'm good.
330
00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:25,073
So who are you cooking for?
331
00:14:25,111 --> 00:14:26,745
Holly.
332
00:14:26,781 --> 00:14:29,216
Oh...super.
333
00:14:29,253 --> 00:14:31,822
Yeah, we decided we're gonna
put aside one night each week
334
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:34,461
to be together -- kinda like
a date night for sisters.
335
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,099
Oh, well,
that's healthy.
336
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,604
[ whispers ]: She's crazy.
337
00:14:38,641 --> 00:14:40,042
So, whatcha making?
338
00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:42,646
Oh, all of Holly's
favorite things.
339
00:14:42,685 --> 00:14:45,153
It's gonna be so much fun,
just like the old times.
340
00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:46,557
No guys. Just us gals.
341
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,095
Yeah...I don't have
a sister.
342
00:14:49,132 --> 00:14:50,933
Lauren...
343
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,637
No, it's okay, you know?
344
00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,674
You learn to be
your own best friend.
345
00:14:54,712 --> 00:14:56,279
How you doing, G.?
346
00:14:57,852 --> 00:14:59,820
You got any dinner plans
for tonight?
347
00:15:02,228 --> 00:15:05,230
You don't understand
a word I'm saying, do you?
348
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:10,609
Hey, I think I once
ran over a guy with a car.
349
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,983
Man, I feel so much better
confessing that to someone.
350
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:16,023
Let's go.
Let's giddyap, Gittle.
351
00:15:17,563 --> 00:15:20,866
Okay. Mmm, wow,
what smells so good?
352
00:15:20,904 --> 00:15:23,039
Oh, roast chicken
and old lady.
353
00:15:23,076 --> 00:15:25,244
Okay, I'm gonna
tell you something right now
354
00:15:25,281 --> 00:15:27,416
that if we weren't already
getting married,
355
00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:30,121
you'd want to marry me.
Who's your favorite singer?
356
00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:31,726
Michael Bolton.
357
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:33,830
Let me rephrase. Who's your
favorite singer of all time?
358
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:37,670
The best entertainer to appear
onstage anywhere, anytime...
359
00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:39,010
Prince.
360
00:15:39,045 --> 00:15:41,814
Yes! So, I guess
if your fiancé were to score
361
00:15:41,852 --> 00:15:45,421
two tickets tonight to his
concert at Radio City, then...
362
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:46,494
Shut up.
363
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,497
Put on your
raspberry beret!
364
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:51,268
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
365
00:15:51,307 --> 00:15:52,841
Oh, my God.
366
00:15:52,877 --> 00:15:54,111
What?
367
00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:56,915
Tonight is my thing
with Holly.
368
00:15:56,953 --> 00:15:59,354
But, honey, it's Prince.
369
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,426
And there were scalpers
involved.
370
00:16:01,463 --> 00:16:04,298
Oh, I can't do it.
371
00:16:04,337 --> 00:16:06,738
Tonight's the first night
of our weekly get-togethers.
372
00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:08,743
If I cancel on her,
what is that saying
373
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,547
about my feelings
for her --
374
00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:13,386
that Prince is more important
than my sister?
375
00:16:15,495 --> 00:16:17,663
All right. I get it.
376
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,902
I guess I can get
somebody else to go.
377
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,672
No!
378
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,710
I mean, maybe I can
make both work, okay?
379
00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:25,748
Uh, maybe I can move up
the sister dinner.
380
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,252
What time's the concert?
381
00:16:27,289 --> 00:16:29,256
7:30. Pick you up
downstairs at 6:45.
382
00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:31,427
Okay, yes, I'll just move
the dinner up to 5:00,
383
00:16:31,465 --> 00:16:33,199
and we'll bond until 6:30,
384
00:16:33,235 --> 00:16:35,369
and then I'm going
to see Prince!
385
00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:37,241
Oh, my goodness!
386
00:16:42,991 --> 00:16:44,258
- Hey.
- Hey.
387
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,195
Rick sent me over
to give this to Val.
388
00:16:46,232 --> 00:16:47,665
Oh, what is it?
389
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:50,237
Excuse me, I don't look
in the packages.
390
00:16:50,274 --> 00:16:53,977
I took an oath.
I'm a professional. God.
391
00:16:55,887 --> 00:16:57,521
Ticket to the Prince
concert tonight.
392
00:16:57,557 --> 00:16:58,991
Third row, center.
393
00:16:59,027 --> 00:17:00,694
"Val, I'm running late.
394
00:17:00,731 --> 00:17:03,032
Meet you in front
of the theater at 7:00. Rick."
395
00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:04,370
[ gasps ]
396
00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:06,841
No wonder she wants
to have dinner at 5:00.
397
00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:09,647
She's standing me up
for a boy.
398
00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:12,120
After all that crap
she gave me about Ben?
399
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,592
You should break up
with Ben.
400
00:17:14,629 --> 00:17:15,763
What?
401
00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:18,534
What? I don't know,
I gotta go.
402
00:17:22,982 --> 00:17:25,884
It's almost 6:00.
Where the hell have you been?
403
00:17:25,922 --> 00:17:29,091
I mean...let's eat.
404
00:17:29,129 --> 00:17:30,763
Aww...
405
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,467
Val, what's the rush?
406
00:17:32,503 --> 00:17:34,471
This is our big night
together.
407
00:17:34,507 --> 00:17:38,544
We wanna make it last...
and last!
408
00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:41,920
But, Holly, come on,
I'm starving here.
409
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:44,059
And...[ yawns ]
410
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,064
I'm feeling
kind of sleepy.
411
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:48,168
Maybe we should make it
an early night.
412
00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:49,640
No way.
413
00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,944
I've been looking forward
to this all week.
414
00:17:51,981 --> 00:17:54,483
This is our big night
to catch up with each other.
415
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,756
But first, I'm gonna
take a shower.
416
00:17:57,794 --> 00:17:59,962
No, no, no, no,
you know what?
417
00:17:59,999 --> 00:18:01,967
I'm gonna take a bath.
418
00:18:02,004 --> 00:18:05,774
A long, leisurely
bubble bath.
419
00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:08,580
No, no, no!
You can't.
420
00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:11,587
There's no hot water left.
I used it all for the broccoli.
421
00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:14,027
Okay, come here,
sit down.
422
00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:16,066
Here we go.
Let's eat.
423
00:18:16,102 --> 00:18:17,803
Here's your fork.
424
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,207
Wow...
425
00:18:19,242 --> 00:18:21,644
pizza bagels. You really
went all out.
426
00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:23,116
Yep. Ha ha. Dig in.
427
00:18:23,151 --> 00:18:26,620
Wait, Val, didn't we
forget something?
428
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,494
We didn't say grace.
429
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:31,899
Yeah, for the last 18 years.
430
00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:37,043
Lord, thank you
431
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,151
for this abundance
432
00:18:39,188 --> 00:18:41,823
of cheese.
433
00:18:41,861 --> 00:18:44,429
This bounty
of tomato sauce,
434
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,502
this smattering
of olives --
435
00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:48,906
Yeah, I think God's got
bigger fish to fry, all right,
436
00:18:48,943 --> 00:18:51,245
so wrap it up.
437
00:18:51,282 --> 00:18:53,316
- Amen.
- Amen.
438
00:18:56,962 --> 00:18:59,197
Mmm.
439
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,701
Dessert?
440
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,408
Val, no, wait,
we haven't even talked yet.
441
00:19:04,446 --> 00:19:06,213
Tell me
about your week.
442
00:19:06,249 --> 00:19:10,052
I wanna hear the good,
bad, the happy, the sad,
443
00:19:10,091 --> 00:19:11,725
the boring...
444
00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:12,862
Okay.
445
00:19:12,898 --> 00:19:15,600
Let's see, um,
no, nothing new with me.
446
00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:17,104
You?
447
00:19:17,141 --> 00:19:19,242
Hmm...
448
00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:22,081
well, Monday at 9:00,
449
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,421
I went to get on the subway,
450
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,626
but the entrance on Broadway
was closed.
451
00:19:26,662 --> 00:19:28,763
Then on Tuesday,
it was open.
452
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,502
Oh...
453
00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:31,705
What's the matter?
454
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:33,842
I think I ate too fast.
455
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,715
Hmm. Oh, no.
456
00:19:36,752 --> 00:19:40,555
Yeah, maybe I should
go down to the pharmacy
457
00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:43,463
and get some
of that Pepto-Bismol.
458
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:47,004
Well, you might not
want to go to the pharmacy
459
00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,544
without your Prince ticket.
460
00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:55,023
You are so busted.
461
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,996
Holly, I'm so sorry.
I'm a horrible, horrible person,
462
00:19:58,034 --> 00:19:59,668
but Prince, Holly, Prince!
463
00:19:59,704 --> 00:20:01,672
Val, I cannot believe
that you would let a date
464
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,977
with a boy come between
you and your sister!
465
00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:06,349
What does that say
about us, Val, huh --
466
00:20:06,386 --> 00:20:08,354
that I'm not a priority?
467
00:20:08,391 --> 00:20:10,626
No, of course
you're my priority,
468
00:20:10,662 --> 00:20:12,797
but Prince is only here
for one night, Holly.
469
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,201
Go!
470
00:20:14,237 --> 00:20:15,304
Really?
471
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,140
Yes, really, it's Prince.
472
00:20:17,178 --> 00:20:19,179
Val, we can do this dinner
any night.
473
00:20:19,215 --> 00:20:21,183
That's the thing
about sisters.
474
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,188
We can do anything
to each other,
475
00:20:23,224 --> 00:20:25,325
and we'll always know that
we'll be there for each other.
476
00:20:25,363 --> 00:20:27,831
And we don't need
to make an appointment
477
00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:29,302
to prove it.
478
00:20:29,338 --> 00:20:32,273
I hate it when you're
smarter than me.
479
00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:35,481
Get used to it, baby.
480
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:37,687
Okay, now go.
Get the hell outta here.
481
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:39,125
You are so awesome!
482
00:20:39,161 --> 00:20:40,228
- Hey...
- Yeah?
483
00:20:40,263 --> 00:20:41,664
You know I love you.
484
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,501
Yeah, yeah,
quit smothering me, would you?
485
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:46,536
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