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All right,
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singing his latest hit,
"Beautiful Soul,"
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put your hands together
for Jesse McCartney!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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⪠I don't want
another pretty face âª
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⪠I don't want
just anyone to hold âª
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⪠I don't want my love
to go to waste âª
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⪠I want you
and your beautiful soul... âª
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Oh! Man,
this is great!
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I told you so.
Come on.
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There were, like,
50 people ahead of us.
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How'd you get us in?
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Well, I gave
that big bouncer my number.
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And so, why did
they let me in?
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Well, I gave
that little one yours.
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Man, this is awesome.
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Hey, maybe that'll be me up
there someday.
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No "maybe," it will.
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Oh, you have to give me your CD.
I wanna give it to the owner.
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Holly, I already
mailed it to him.
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I'm sure first chance he gets
he'll listen to it,
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- and he'll call me.
- Oh, that's sweet.
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Did you mail your letter
to Santa yet?
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Come on.
Oh, there's the owner.
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I'll show you
how it's done.
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No, wait!
Holly, what are you doing?
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Eh, eh, eh!
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Hey, does this look
like monkeypox?
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Holly, come back.
Holly!
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Excuse me, sir,
if I could have a --
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Hey, the guy I'm with
thinks you're hot.
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⪠...Another pretty face âª
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⪠I don't want
just anyone to hold âª
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⪠I don't want my love
to go to waste âª
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⪠I want you
and your beautiful soul âª
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⪠You're the one
I wanna chase âª
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⪠You're the one I wanna hold âª
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⪠I won't let
another minute go to waste... âª
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So, uh, how come
you haven't called?
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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You haven't stopped yelling
at me the whole way home.
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I'm sorry, I was just
trying to help you.
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And by the way,
that accent is way less cute
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when you're screaming.
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Holly, I appreciate
you trying to help me,
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but you're a little pushy,
and that's just
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not the way I do things.
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Holly, get up! You're gonna be
late for college registration!
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Uh, never mind,
you're just getting home.
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna get going.
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Wait! We have not
finished our fight!
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Oh, all right.
Uh, you were wrong.
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You're sorry about butting
into my career,
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and you'll never
do it again, sorry.
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Wait! No!
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You were wrong.
You're sorry.
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Ugh, I don't like
fighting with Europeans.
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Rick's on his way over
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to talk
about wedding plans.
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Ooh, without Lauren?
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Okay, look, I am sorry
her wedding didn't happen,
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but she won't let me
plan anything.
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It's gotta be her menu,
her florist, her song.
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And I'm sorry, but I am not
walking down the aisle
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to Barry Manilow's
"It's a Miracle."
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So, why don't you tell her?
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You know I'm not
a good confronter.
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Just talking about confronting
makes me uncomfortable.
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Well, you want me
to tell her?
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Because apparently,
I'm a pushy biatch.
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No, no.
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You know what?
I'm gonna do it.
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I...I'm gonna do it.
I don't wanna wuss out.
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Okay, yeah, right.
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No, I'm serious,
when I see Lauren,
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I am just gonna
look at her and I'm --
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Well, look who's here early
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when they were supposed to be
getting a three-hour massage.
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Oh, yeah, I didn't go.
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I was too tense
planning my wedding.
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Listen to me --
"my wedding."
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Okay, so, I had a vision
about the centerpieces --
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romance through the ages.
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I'm seeing big cutouts
of Romeo and Juliet,
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Anthony and Cleopatra,
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and at the head table,
Ross and Rachel.
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Ooh, what do you think
about that, Val?
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Tell Lauren
what you think about that.
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Okay!
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Lauren, look,
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about these cutouts,
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um, I just don't like --
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I just don't like...
that...
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I didn't think
of them first!
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Good job.
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Okay, so, Lauren,
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isn't it true
at your wedding
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you were gonna be
lowered from the ceiling
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on a heart?
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Hey, don't you have to go
take a shower, pushy biatch?
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Yes, and I need money
for school books, wussy biatch.
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I'm just gonna go
get my checkbook.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Is Val around?
- Yeah, she's upstairs.
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Okay, then we don't
have much time.
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Look, I really need you --
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Ha! Oh, God!
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Well, I knew
this was gonna happen.
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Let me make it
very clear, mister.
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You and I aren't, okay?
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Val is my best friend,
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and, honey, mama don't
play that game.
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Yeah, uh, Lauren,
I was just gonna ask you
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to help me pick out
Val's engagement ring.
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Yeah, I know,
but mama don't got no life.
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Now, this one says,
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"Fat or bald,
you're gettin' lucky."
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I'm not sure it's Val.
Maybe I should keep looking.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi.
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I'm sorry for staring,
it's just --
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My therapist says
there's something wrong with me
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because I only fall
for married women.
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Oh, how unfortunate...
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for my husband.
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I'm Todd.
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I'm Lauren.
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Mrs. Lauren.
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Mrs. Ralph Lauren.
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How long have you
and your husband been married?
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10 years.
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That's hot.
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10 happy, happy years.
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Oh, God.
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Are you sure
that's the right one?
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Oh, it is just perfect.
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You're only the best
husband ever, Mr. Ralph Lauren.
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Oh, look what he's doing!
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Yeah, he's having
your breakfast.
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I hate that guy.
I hate that he's with her.
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I hate
that he's living with me.
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I hate that I'm turning
into a chick.
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Turning?
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Man, if I have to hear
you cry yourself to sleep
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one more night,
I'm gonna buy you some panties.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hi, guys.
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All right, well,
I'm gonna go.
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I need to get
some more CDs in the mail.
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But if we're gonna start
making up like this,
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then I see
another fight coming on.
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I'll see you later, mate.
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So, what are you guys
fighting about?
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Gary wants to know.
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Well, Ben and I went to,
like, 20 clubs
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trying to get his CD heard,
but nobody would listen.
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Why? Is it that bad?
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No, it's awesome,
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but Ben has his own way
of doing things.
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Wait, did you guys go to Skids?
I know the owner.
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You do?
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Yeah, me and Omar used
to be real cool.
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I can give him
Ben's CD for you.
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Oh, well, isn't that nice
of Gary,
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helping out
my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend.
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What a good guy.
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Ow.
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That's perfect.
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Okay, so all you have to do
is get me in to see Omar,
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and then I'll bring him
a CD.
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Wait, what am I doing?
I just promised Ben
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I wouldn't do that.
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I can't do that.
I won't do that.
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Look at what you're doing.
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I was just sitting there
innocently,
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and then you told me you knew
the owner of a club.
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What was I to do?
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Wow, how can such a little girl
be full of so much crap?
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Oh, look,
there's the owner.
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Introduce me,
and then step aside.
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- Step aside?
- Yeah, Gary, please.
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Ben and I have been to, like,
20 clubs in the past week.
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I know how to speak
the language.
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Omar, what's up, dog?
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- How you doing?
- Pretty good.
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Hey, listen, I want you
to meet a friend of mine.
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This is Holly Tyler.
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Yo, dog, Holly-T
in the heezy.
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Groovy, another white girl
from the suburbs in the heezy.
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Listen, Omar,
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merry Christmas,
I just brought you a present.
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His name is
Ben Sheffield.
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- Gary?
- He's good.
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Okay, Tuesday night
I try out new talent.
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$500.
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He won't do it
for less than $600.
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Gary.
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Look, Holly,
he's not gonna pay Ben.
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He wants you to pay him $500.
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Ha ha ha.
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Why would I pay you
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to have
my talent sing here?
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Okay, first of all,
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personal space.
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Second of all,
the $500 is a deposit.
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If you get 50 people in here
at $10 a head,
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you get your $500 back.
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But then Ben
makes nothing.
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This is me caring.
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Well, I'm not interested.
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Holly, he's not
coming after you.
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In that case,
I will take that nothing,
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and pay you $500.
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You don't have $500.
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But I do have a blank check
from my sister for school books.
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Aww, sookie, sookie now.
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[ knock on door ]
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- I'll get it!
- No, no, no, I wanna get it!
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I wanna get it.
It's for me. It's for me.
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It's for me. It's for me.
I bet it's Ben with good news.
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- I've got good news!
- I knew it!
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You won't believe it.
The owner of Skids called.
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He got my CD in the mail,
and he booked me on --
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- Tuesday night?
- Yes, how did you know that?
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Because Tuesday's
the best night!
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Yay! Oh!
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Oh, my God, isn't he amazing?
You guys have to come.
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00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:26,856
But I mean, seriously,
you have to come,
247
00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:28,964
and if you could bring, like,
everybody you've ever met?
248
00:10:29,001 --> 00:10:30,402
I can bring Todd.
249
00:10:30,439 --> 00:10:32,107
Who's Todd?
250
00:10:32,144 --> 00:10:35,747
Todd is this fabulous guy I met
who only dates married women.
251
00:10:35,787 --> 00:10:38,355
I'm cheating
on my husband with him.
252
00:10:38,395 --> 00:10:40,229
Lauren, you're not married.
253
00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:42,334
Now, there's a sentence
I don't hear enough.
254
00:10:42,372 --> 00:10:44,273
[ cellular phone rings ]
255
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:48,547
Ooh, it's Todd,
my twisted lover.
256
00:10:48,589 --> 00:10:50,657
Rick, hi.
257
00:10:50,694 --> 00:10:52,662
Yes, everything is
taken care of.
258
00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:54,902
The ring is sized, and I hid it
in the perfect place.
259
00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:57,208
Aah! I found the ring!
260
00:10:57,246 --> 00:10:59,047
Okay, bye-bye now.
261
00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:01,719
Oh, my God, that must be
the engagement ring.
262
00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:03,993
I know, but why would he hide it
in such a stupid place?
263
00:11:04,032 --> 00:11:06,900
Well, maybe he thought
it was a clever place.
264
00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:10,275
Maybe he thought, what bride
would be stupid enough
265
00:11:10,316 --> 00:11:13,184
to raid a cookie jar
two months before her wedding?
266
00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:15,325
Okay, let me see it.
Let me see.
267
00:11:15,362 --> 00:11:16,929
No, no, no.
I can't open it.
268
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,934
Yeah, you can.
It's easy.
269
00:11:18,973 --> 00:11:20,773
O...pen.
270
00:11:20,811 --> 00:11:22,445
- Okay.
- Yay!
271
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,016
No, no, no, no.
272
00:11:24,053 --> 00:11:26,154
I'm sorry,
but I wouldn't want to miss
273
00:11:26,192 --> 00:11:29,327
the look on my fiancée's face
the first time she saw the ring.
274
00:11:29,368 --> 00:11:32,136
Ben's right.
275
00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:34,477
Yeah, Ben's foreign.
Open that mother.
276
00:11:34,515 --> 00:11:36,550
Okay!
277
00:11:36,588 --> 00:11:38,389
Oh, my God...
278
00:11:38,426 --> 00:11:39,560
it's...
279
00:11:39,596 --> 00:11:40,729
it's...
280
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:43,935
[ Both ]: Hideous.
281
00:11:43,975 --> 00:11:47,511
It's like a car wreck.
We should just walk away.
282
00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:49,152
I don't get it.
283
00:11:49,189 --> 00:11:51,557
This does not look like
something Rick would pick out.
284
00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:53,163
Well, it's a classic.
285
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,869
Maybe you are just not learned
in fine jewelry.
286
00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,644
Why are you defending it?
287
00:11:58,681 --> 00:12:01,116
It's not like
you picked it out.
288
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,290
Oh, sweet Jesus,
289
00:12:03,327 --> 00:12:06,663
you picked it out?
290
00:12:06,703 --> 00:12:09,605
Why would Rick ask you
to pick out my ring?
291
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:13,415
Well, you know,
look at me.
292
00:12:13,455 --> 00:12:15,823
Yeah, look at ya.
293
00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:17,729
What's that
supposed to mean?
294
00:12:17,768 --> 00:12:20,670
Well, it just means
we kinda have different tastes.
295
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:23,444
Yeah, mine's good,
yours sucks.
296
00:12:23,483 --> 00:12:25,851
Ha ha, that's so funny
297
00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:28,825
'cause I was thinking
the same thing, only opposite.
298
00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:30,799
Oh, really,
then why'd you ask me
299
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,371
to help you plan your wedding
in the first place?
300
00:12:32,407 --> 00:12:34,208
I didn't ask you!
301
00:12:34,246 --> 00:12:37,415
Then what were you planning
on doing in this thing,
302
00:12:37,455 --> 00:12:40,890
catching killer bees maybe?
303
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:43,833
I love this veil.
304
00:12:43,872 --> 00:12:45,773
This is the veil
I wanna wear at my wedding.
305
00:12:45,811 --> 00:12:47,779
I didn't ask you for your help.
306
00:12:47,816 --> 00:12:49,951
I don't want your invitations,
I don't want your color scheme,
307
00:12:49,989 --> 00:12:51,590
and nobody wants a hummus bar.
308
00:12:51,627 --> 00:12:54,195
Well, everyone loves
a hummus bar.
309
00:12:54,235 --> 00:12:57,270
Maybe in Beirut!
310
00:12:59,649 --> 00:13:02,417
How brilliant is this?
A sound check at a real club.
311
00:13:02,457 --> 00:13:03,824
How do I look up here?
312
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,995
You're boring the audience.
Let's go.
313
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,400
Right, sorry.
314
00:13:07,437 --> 00:13:09,305
Check one, two.
315
00:13:09,342 --> 00:13:12,845
Hello, America-ca-ca...
316
00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:16,021
I'm just practicing
in case I get a stadium gig.
317
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:20,498
Yeah, don't do that.
318
00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:23,075
Hey, listen, he's like that
with all of his new acts,
319
00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:24,581
but he's a good guy.
320
00:13:24,618 --> 00:13:26,619
And, hey, if he thinks
you have potential,
321
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:28,357
maybe next time
you won't have to pay to play.
322
00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:29,962
Pay to play?
323
00:13:29,999 --> 00:13:32,267
No, he's a crazy
rock star,
324
00:13:32,305 --> 00:13:34,373
probably on drugs.
Let's go.
325
00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:36,713
No one paid for me to play here.
I sent my CD to Omar,
326
00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:39,553
and he booked me
'cause he had an opening.
327
00:13:39,592 --> 00:13:42,494
Dude, everybody pays
to play here.
328
00:13:46,478 --> 00:13:49,179
Uh, can I have another photo
because I feel
329
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,220
this will be the last time
that I ever see you.
330
00:13:51,257 --> 00:13:52,624
You paid for me
to get this gig, didn't you?
331
00:13:52,662 --> 00:13:54,629
Ben, look,
I know that you wanted
332
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,501
the universe to book you,
333
00:13:56,539 --> 00:13:58,407
but the universe didn't have
$500 to give Omar, and I did.
334
00:13:58,444 --> 00:14:00,045
You paid for me
to get this gig?
335
00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:02,483
Well, I was just
trying to help you.
336
00:14:02,522 --> 00:14:04,890
You don't think
I can do it on my own?
337
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,029
Of course I do! This is just how it
works in the music business.
338
00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:08,902
Stop telling me how it works
in the music business.
339
00:14:08,939 --> 00:14:11,074
You don't know
anything about it.
340
00:14:11,112 --> 00:14:13,747
Well, I do know
that if it weren't for me,
341
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,021
you wouldn't be
singing here.
342
00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:18,995
Well, guess what?
I'm not.
343
00:14:24,081 --> 00:14:27,450
Does this mean
you're free for dinner?
344
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,493
Or a movie?
I can get into "R" now.
345
00:14:38,621 --> 00:14:41,423
But I gotta tell ya,
I think you refusing to play
346
00:14:41,462 --> 00:14:43,063
is such the way to go.
347
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,767
Well, I don't.
348
00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:47,473
You know, if you don't play,
Holly's gonna lose 500 bucks.
349
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,246
So what?
350
00:14:49,284 --> 00:14:50,784
She shouldn't have pushed him
351
00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:52,756
when he specifically
asked her not to.
352
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,527
But, dude,
that's the beauty of Holly.
353
00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:56,199
And when she's too pushy,
354
00:14:56,236 --> 00:14:57,937
it's because she wants
something good to happen.
355
00:14:57,974 --> 00:14:59,708
Why do you think
she's pushing you?
356
00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:02,614
She wants you
to have success, man.
357
00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:04,622
And who's the one
who pushed you
358
00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:06,994
into finally feeling something
for somebody else?
359
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,601
And, hell, she pushed me
into buying these pants,
360
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,808
which got me a date
with a salesgirl.
361
00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:15,649
And last night,
I got my inseam measured.
362
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:19,993
Twice.
363
00:15:20,035 --> 00:15:22,770
You know what, man,
364
00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:24,510
Gary's right.
365
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,649
You're lucky
she cares enough to push you.
366
00:15:26,687 --> 00:15:29,956
I wish I had
somebody like that.
367
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,597
Hey, you wanna know
where I got my pants?
368
00:15:37,717 --> 00:15:40,185
I'm gonna tell you something
you're not gonna like.
369
00:15:40,224 --> 00:15:42,191
I spent the money
you gave me for books
370
00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:44,030
to help Ben get
a gig at a club.
371
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,668
No, you didn't.
372
00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:47,373
Yeah, I did.
373
00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:50,579
No, you didn't.
374
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,854
Yeah, I did.
375
00:15:52,892 --> 00:15:55,828
Oh, Holly,
I gave you a blank check.
376
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,534
How much, Holly?
How much?
377
00:15:57,572 --> 00:15:59,306
This isn't
about numbers, Val.
378
00:15:59,343 --> 00:16:02,545
The point is,
I was wrong
379
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,786
and I'm sorry.
I'll never do it again.
380
00:16:04,824 --> 00:16:05,791
$500.
381
00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:07,461
$500?
382
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:11,568
Yeah, and I need another
check for books.
383
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:12,677
Ha ha.
384
00:16:12,713 --> 00:16:15,014
Fool me once, shame on you.
385
00:16:15,053 --> 00:16:18,622
Fool me twice,
and you are going to juvie.
386
00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:21,665
Val, yeah, I know I did
a horrible thing.
387
00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:24,106
But you don't understand,
I did it for Ben.
388
00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:26,112
That makes it
so much better.
389
00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:27,918
Come on, Val,
haven't you ever done
390
00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:29,756
something stupid for love?
391
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:32,128
Well, look, you're willing
to wear big ugly for Rick.
392
00:16:34,406 --> 00:16:36,640
Look, I'm sorry
that your money is gone.
393
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,313
I tried to get it back
from the owner,
394
00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:40,385
but he's a sleazy
music guy.
395
00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:42,891
They prey on kids like me.
396
00:16:42,929 --> 00:16:46,532
Well, he's never negotiated
with Val Tyler.
397
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,674
Don't forget, kid,
I own my own business.
398
00:16:48,712 --> 00:16:50,246
Come Tuesday,
I'll show you
399
00:16:50,283 --> 00:16:52,518
I don't take "no"
for an answer.
400
00:16:52,556 --> 00:16:54,090
No, no, no, no.
401
00:16:54,127 --> 00:16:56,028
- Please.
- No.
402
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:58,033
If there is
no entertainment on stage,
403
00:16:58,071 --> 00:17:00,239
you are not getting one penny
of your money back.
404
00:17:00,278 --> 00:17:02,913
How the hell am I supposed
to get entertainment here
405
00:17:02,951 --> 00:17:05,519
in the next five minutes?
406
00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:06,592
What?
407
00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:08,229
I brought our costumes.
408
00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:09,967
Our costumes?
409
00:17:10,004 --> 00:17:12,272
Oh, no, no!
Unh-unh, no.
410
00:17:12,311 --> 00:17:14,345
You manipulated me
to get me to come down here
411
00:17:14,382 --> 00:17:16,417
and go up on stage
and perform.
412
00:17:16,455 --> 00:17:18,456
Val, what am I supposed to do?
Plus, you have
413
00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:20,928
the prettiest voice
and the sexiest moves.
414
00:17:20,968 --> 00:17:23,603
Well, that's the yoga.
415
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:26,443
Come on,
it's only five minutes.
416
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:28,984
No, no. There is not enough
alcohol in New York City
417
00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:31,491
to make me get up there onstage
dressed as Posh Spice.
418
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,330
No, I'm Posh.
You're Sporty.
419
00:17:34,672 --> 00:17:36,540
Hey, isn't that your husband?
420
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,678
Oh, uh, yes.
Yes, it is.
421
00:17:38,716 --> 00:17:41,985
- Well, does he think we're, uh...
- Oh, no, it's okay.
422
00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:44,193
I told him
we're business acquaintances.
423
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,132
That's hot.
424
00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,738
Ben.
425
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,345
I have to talk to you.
426
00:17:51,384 --> 00:17:53,485
What are you doing here?
427
00:17:53,524 --> 00:17:55,858
My girlfriend
got me a gig here.
428
00:17:55,897 --> 00:17:57,864
So, you still have
a girlfriend?
429
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,704
Yeah, if I'm lucky.
Here, sit down.
430
00:18:00,743 --> 00:18:02,978
Listen, I was talking
to Gary and Vince,
431
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,950
you know,
about the whole pushiness,
432
00:18:04,989 --> 00:18:08,224
and we all decided that --
that it's a good thing.
433
00:18:08,264 --> 00:18:09,565
Really?
434
00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:11,602
Yes! Holly,
I've been an idiot.
435
00:18:11,641 --> 00:18:13,942
No, I was the idiot.
You told me to back off,
436
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,582
and I didn't.
But I was just freaking out.
437
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,921
No, I was freaking out. I mean,
I came here without a job.
438
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,894
I know, and I think
that's why I was pushing you.
439
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:23,000
I was afraid
that if you didn't get a job,
440
00:18:23,038 --> 00:18:25,806
then you'd leave.
Or worse, then you'd stay.
441
00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:27,279
Why would that be worse?
442
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,317
Because if you stayed
and didn't get a job
443
00:18:29,356 --> 00:18:32,558
then you'd only be here for me.
That's a lot of pressure,
444
00:18:32,597 --> 00:18:34,565
and I don't know
if I'm worth it.
445
00:18:34,603 --> 00:18:37,305
You are
definitely worth it.
446
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:40,447
And, hey, I'm not
going anywhere.
447
00:18:44,464 --> 00:18:46,298
[ music plays ]
448
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:47,902
Oh, I gotta go.
449
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,341
My pushy girlfriend
paid 500 bucks
450
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,515
to hear me
sing this song.
451
00:18:53,555 --> 00:18:55,523
Wait, wait.
That's not our intro music.
452
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,528
Oh, Val, I don't think
we have to do it anymore.
453
00:18:57,566 --> 00:18:59,434
What? I'm all
stretched out here.
454
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,472
Aww, don't worry,
we were never really that good.
455
00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:05,447
Um, Holly,
help me.
456
00:19:05,488 --> 00:19:10,259
⪠Let's just take our time âª
457
00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:14,371
⪠There's nothing else to do âª
458
00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:19,082
⪠What better way
to spend the night âª
459
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:23,596
⪠Wasting it with you âª
460
00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:26,740
⪠The moon has won the war... âª
461
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:30,049
Val,
462
00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:32,190
there's something
I wanna give to you.
463
00:19:32,229 --> 00:19:33,863
Oh, God.
464
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,969
Hon, can I get a gimlet?
465
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,009
Hey, who is that
with your husband?
466
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,516
Uh, his sister.
467
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,425
Rick, it's just I've really
gotten used to the --
468
00:19:45,465 --> 00:19:46,999
Wh --
469
00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:49,738
This is not the --
470
00:19:49,776 --> 00:19:52,878
This ring is beautiful.
471
00:19:59,904 --> 00:20:03,640
Hey, your husband's making out
with his sister.
472
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:06,684
And you think
you've got problems.
473
00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:09,124
⪠...And found âª
474
00:20:09,163 --> 00:20:13,166
⪠The better part of me âª
475
00:20:13,207 --> 00:20:16,876
⪠Yeah, yeah âª
476
00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:19,786
⪠I need you âª
477
00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:22,694
⪠Now and forever âª
478
00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:27,971
⪠To stay
right here with me âª
479
00:20:28,015 --> 00:20:34,286
⪠Don't ever leave âª
480
00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:38,035
⪠Love was kept âª
481
00:20:38,076 --> 00:20:41,245
⪠From me like a secret âª
482
00:20:41,285 --> 00:20:46,623
⪠And I swore
that I was blue âª
483
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:51,336
⪠Until you âª
484
00:20:51,371 --> 00:20:55,174
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