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⪠Stomach's turned
upsie down âª
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⪠There's something going on
in my head âª
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⪠She's turned me inside out âª
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⪠I can't believe
what I just said âª
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⪠But that's how I feel
about the girl âª
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Oh, my God!
Did you write that about me?
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Um, yes!
Aren't you "girl"?
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Yes.
Oh, my God!
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I've never had anybody write
a song about me before.
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Except for
the "Holly go poop" song,
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but that was just
to toilet train me.
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Okay, let's put
our tongues away.
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Sorry it took me
so long to change.
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Oh, it's no problem, I just
leafed through your magazines
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and then took a peek
in your medicine cabinet.
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That's a back massager.
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I have a pinched nerve.
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I think he was joking.
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So was I.
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Yeah, I don't even have
a pinched nerve.
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Or one
of those things.
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Well, as uncomfortable
as this is making me,
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I did make you
a spot of proper English tea.
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Oh, my God,
isn't he the best?
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He's only been
in America for five hours
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and he's already managed
to make tea
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and to write
a love song for me.
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Sing it, Ben.
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⪠That's how I feel
about the girl âª
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That's me!
I'm "girl"!
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You like it?
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Mm-hmm!
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You know, Ben, I feel like
maybe we got off
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on the wrong foot
at the airport.
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If my sister likes you,
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then I, at least,
wanna give you a chance.
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And this is delicious.
Thank you.
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Aww. Well, that's great!
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Because you can make tea
for her every single day.
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Yeah, like Ben doesn't have
anything better to do
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than come all the way over here
and make me tea.
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That's okay, he's gonna be
living really close.
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Oh, yeah?
Where?
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The couch!
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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Why can't Ben stay here?
This place is gargantuan.
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Holly, you barely
know this guy.
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He hops on a plane
and follows you here
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after what, three weeks?
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Hell, I got yogurt in the fridge
that's been there for a month.
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Maybe I should marry it.
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Hey, we may not have known
each other that long,
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but we know the important stuff.
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Oh, really?
What's his middle name?
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What's
the yogurt's middle name?
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- Holly?
- What?
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Oh, so you can
hear me from over there.
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Then you are aware
that I can hear everything
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that the two of you
are saying?
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Oh, Ben, I'm very sorry
we were being so rude.
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All right, I figured
I gave you and your groom
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enough alone time.
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So, let's talk wedding!
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And yes, I will be
your bridesmaid.
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But when we are
picking out dresses,
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can we get scoop neck
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so I can show off
my maids of honor?
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Hey, where's groom?
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Uh, bride
broke up with groom.
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What?
I was three feet away.
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Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
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Oh, well, thankfully,
my sister has given me
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a great distraction
from Rick.
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She's invited Ben to come live
with us in the loft.
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Well, look who went to Paris
and got all trampy!
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You can wipe the pride
off your face
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because Ben is
not moving in.
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Will you please
talk to her?
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Sweetie, they did
spend the summer together.
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Personally, I have to agree
with the two --
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the lady who pays my dental.
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I just don't understand
why you get to decide.
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Okay, let me
explain it to you.
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It's my loft.
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Ha ha.
Your loft?
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Okay, all of a sudden
it's your loft?
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Uh, yeah,
Holly, the whole time
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you've lived here,
you bought one carton of milk.
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And did I hear
a thank you? No.
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Because that's
what we do.
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You pay rent, I buy a milk.
It's our loft.
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Okay, fine.
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He's not staying
in our loft.
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Okay, you know what?
I just spent an entire summer
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without you telling me
what to do, and I was fine!
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In fact, I blossomed.
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So, if Ben is
not welcome here,
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perhaps I should
bloom elsewhere.
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Good! Call a moving van.
I'll pack your milk.
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Okay,
you know what?
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That's it.
We're out of here.
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Good, fine, go.
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I'll talk to you in about
an hour when you find out
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how much milk has gone up
since you bought it.
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I don't think so, lady.
I did a lot
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of growing up in Europe.
This little bird's about to fly.
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Val, I am so sorry.
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I told Holly I have no problem
staying somewhere else.
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The last thing
I want to do is --
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You know, my whole "this bird's
gonna fly away" thing
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would have been much stronger
if you flew with me.
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[ tune of "Jingle Bells" ]
⪠C, c, c âª
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⪠C, c, c âª
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⪠C, c, c, c... âª
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⪠C âª
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What the hell
are you doing?
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I'm learning the "Jingle Bells"
song on the guitar.
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So, this sudden interest
in strumming your strings
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has nothing to do with Holly
dating a guitar player?
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[ scoffs ]
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Well, that cleared it up.
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Vince, are you really okay
with Holly dating Ben?
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I mean, you said
you were completely over her.
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Guys, I told you.
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I thought there was something,
but I'm not a commitment guy.
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Holly meeting Ben
is all for the best.
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This -- this is all for
the Christmas concert for the...
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blind orphans.
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Too bad they're not deaf.
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That's enough practicing
for one day.
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It's getting late,
and I'm going to bed.
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Good night.
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
Good night.
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Good night.
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What?
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Did you not
get the hint?
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We want you...to leave.
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Did you not get the hint?
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I've got nothing else...
to do.
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Good night, Tina.
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What are you guys doing here
with all your luggage?
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Vince, I'm sorry,
I know it's late,
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but I had
a huge fight with Val,
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and she doesn't want Ben
staying at the loft.
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So I took a stand
and moved out.
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Mm, this ain't good.
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And you moved here?
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A little bit.
Just for tonight?
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By the way,
I'm Ben.
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Hey. Come in, come in.
Come in, come in.
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Ben.
Ben, Ben?
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Ben, yeah!
The musician.
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That's right.
We should jam sometime.
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Do you know
"Jingle Bells"?
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So, New York City...
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it's all booked?
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Yeah, listen, I wish
we could afford to pay you,
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but I can write you a song
that rhymes with your name.
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Ooh! Do me. Do me.
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It's Gary.
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Hey, Vince,
if you're not cool with this,
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I totally understand.
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Of course you can stay
for as long as you need.
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Unfortunately...rrr!
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It's not up to me.
I've got a roommate now.
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So I gotta check in
with him first.
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⪠Gary âª
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⪠I just met Gary âª
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⪠His name's not Larry âª
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⪠Or Harry or Barry âª
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[ Both ]: ⪠'Cause his name
is Gary âª
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Now, that was tight.
But check this out.
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My middle name is Johann,
and I don't think --
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Why did I tell Holly she and her
boyfriend could live here?
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'Cause you're stupid?
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I can't watch him
brush her teeth
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with his tongue every morning.
It'll kill me!
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It's a little late to back out
now, don't you think?
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No.
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You need to tell Holly that
you don't want them to stay.
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That -- that you're starting
NYU in a couple days,
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and you need quiet to study.
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No, no way, no way. I am not
getting in the middle of this.
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But if you kick
Ben out now,
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it won't be too hard
for Holly to figure out
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it's because
you still like her.
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Now, my advice, act like
this dude's your best friend.
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That could work.
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I once punched
my best friend in the face.
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Well, I got good news.
I talked Johann into it,
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and you can stay
as long as you like.
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Yay!
Oh, thank you so much.
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You're the best friend ever.
I love you!
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⪠Vince -- he is a prince âª
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⪠This is the first song
I've written since âª
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⪠The Gary song âª
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Hey!
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Oh, my God,
you are so...rrr!
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Well, I guess
we should figure out
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the sleeping arrangements.
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You two should
take Gary's room.
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Um, what? You sure
that's not an inconvenience?
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Not unless
your name is Gary.
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You know what?
It's actually fine.
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We'll just stay out here.
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Yeah, that works.
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One of you can take the couch.
One of you can take the floor.
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Why do that?
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The couch pulls out
into a double bed.
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Although it's kinda lumpy
and it smells like butt.
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You know, I gotta get going.
I'll call you tomorrow.
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Okay, you know what,
I'm gonna walk Tina out
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because it's late,
and the elevator's all the way
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at the other end of the hall.
I'll be right back.
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All right,
what's going on?
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I just need to talk to you
about the, um...
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sleeping arrangements?
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Ha ha! You've been
together a month
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and you haven't
done it yet?
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Yes!
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I have a brownie
in the fridge,
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and I just found out
nobody's touched her.
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Shh.
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How did you get Ben
to wait a month to do it?
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I mean, I know you got
a great personality,
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but it's not that great.
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It's only been three weeks.
I'm not ready yet.
245
00:10:38,613 --> 00:10:40,881
Not ready?
You're 18 years old.
246
00:10:40,915 --> 00:10:42,983
Now is the perfect time.
You can finally do it
247
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,452
without worrying if the guy's
gonna get arrested.
248
00:10:45,487 --> 00:10:48,956
What about waiting
until you're in love?
249
00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:51,091
I mean, Ben is amazing.
250
00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:53,227
But until two hours ago,
251
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,229
I didn't know his middle name.
252
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,297
Look, this is all just moving
really fast.
253
00:10:57,332 --> 00:10:59,600
I thought this was gonna be
a fun European fling.
254
00:10:59,634 --> 00:11:02,636
Fling?
You haven't even flung.
255
00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:04,671
Okay, why am I even
talking to you?
256
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,508
Because I have experience.
I've been around.
257
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,977
Yeah, and around
and around and around.
258
00:11:10,011 --> 00:11:13,614
All I'm saying is you like him,
he lives for you...what?
259
00:11:13,648 --> 00:11:16,050
I know, but it just
doesn't feel right.
260
00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:17,684
Look, I'm sorry,
but it's weird.
261
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,453
No, it's not weird.
You're weird.
262
00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:22,489
I'm gonna call Val.
She'll tell me if it's weird.
263
00:11:22,524 --> 00:11:24,625
By the way, she thinks
you're weird.
264
00:11:24,659 --> 00:11:27,494
You know what, I can't call Val.
I don't need to talk to Val.
265
00:11:27,529 --> 00:11:29,029
I'm an adult.
266
00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:31,665
You know what, you're right!
And you know what adults do?
267
00:11:31,699 --> 00:11:35,702
They do it!
Now get in there and give it up.
268
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,747
You know, so what if Holly
doesn't wanna live here anymore.
269
00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:48,148
Fine with me.
270
00:11:48,183 --> 00:11:52,152
I don't need her
getting all up in my grill.
271
00:11:52,187 --> 00:11:54,555
Okay, how drunk are you?
272
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,925
Like, on a scale of one
to Courtney Love?
273
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,794
I just said
"getting up in my grill."
274
00:12:00,829 --> 00:12:02,429
What do you think?
275
00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:04,231
Okay, good, then you probably
won't remember
276
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,166
that I said this
in the morning.
277
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:08,836
Do you think maybe you
overreacted just a little bit
278
00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:10,337
to the whole Ben thing?
279
00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:12,573
No!
280
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,675
Wow,
you're a mean drunk.
281
00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:16,844
Okay. What?
282
00:12:16,878 --> 00:12:19,313
Maybe you should ask yourself
why you really didn't want
283
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,748
Ben staying here. I mean,
he could've stayed on the couch.
284
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,218
And he came here all the way
from England to be with Holly.
285
00:12:24,252 --> 00:12:25,586
Exactly.
286
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,589
And what if next month
he decides to dump Holly
287
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,958
to go back to England --
Britain -- the U.K.?
288
00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:33,527
Why can't they pick a name?
289
00:12:33,561 --> 00:12:35,095
I gotta clean.
290
00:12:36,898 --> 00:12:39,199
I just don't want
Holly falling for him
291
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:40,567
and getting hurt.
292
00:12:40,602 --> 00:12:42,536
Well, how do you know
she'll get hurt?
293
00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:44,638
Because someone
always does.
294
00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:46,974
I mean, look what just
happened with me and Rick.
295
00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:48,442
Yeah, Rick got hurt.
296
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,711
Rick?
What about me?
297
00:12:50,745 --> 00:12:52,513
You're the one
who broke off the engagement.
298
00:12:52,547 --> 00:12:55,382
But I am still hurting.
299
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:57,751
Of course you are,
300
00:12:57,785 --> 00:13:00,120
because you still love him.
301
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,856
Oh, I need my Swiffer.
302
00:13:07,962 --> 00:13:11,331
Okay, you know, I think
I'm gonna tell you what I think,
303
00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:13,033
and I pray
I've had enough champagne
304
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,401
that it won't hurt
when you hit me.
305
00:13:14,435 --> 00:13:16,436
I don't wanna hear it.
306
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,340
All right, what?
307
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:23,177
I think you really love Rick,
but you broke up with him
308
00:13:23,211 --> 00:13:25,612
'cause you're a scaredy-cat,
and you were afraid he was
309
00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:27,948
gonna break up with you because
your last two boyfriends did.
310
00:13:27,982 --> 00:13:30,250
Now you're scared Ben's gonna do
the same thing to Holly.
311
00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:31,952
And you're all messed up,
312
00:13:31,986 --> 00:13:34,488
and now you're turning Holly
into a scaredy-cat, too.
313
00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:39,626
Just watch the nose.
I can't get it done again.
314
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,800
Holly?
Are you sure you're okay?
315
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,303
Yeah, of course I'm okay.
Totally cool.
316
00:13:49,337 --> 00:13:50,837
Do you realize
317
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,640
this is the first time
we've spent the night together?
318
00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:56,043
Oh, yeah!
Are you okay with it?
319
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:58,545
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
320
00:13:58,580 --> 00:13:59,546
Yes.
321
00:13:59,581 --> 00:14:01,415
[ thinking ] No! I'm a mess!
322
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,350
I'm not weird.
I'm not weird.
323
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,652
I am so weird.
324
00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:08,689
Well, at least I don't look
as uncomfortable as I feel.
325
00:14:13,161 --> 00:14:15,462
You know, we're never
gonna do anything
326
00:14:15,496 --> 00:14:17,464
that you're not ready for.
327
00:14:17,498 --> 00:14:20,867
Of course, I'm totally cool.
Hit the hay, dude.
328
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:24,037
If you don't mind,
I usually sleep in my boxers.
329
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,572
Whatever you're cool with.
330
00:14:25,607 --> 00:14:27,708
All right,
boxers it is.
331
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,077
If it helps, they've got
little duckies on them.
332
00:14:30,111 --> 00:14:34,047
[ thinking ]
Aww, I love duckies.
333
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,651
This is good.
Maybe I can do this.
334
00:14:43,691 --> 00:14:45,659
Okay.
335
00:14:45,693 --> 00:14:49,062
Okay, this is nice.
336
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,165
He's on his side.
I'm on my side.
337
00:14:55,236 --> 00:14:57,838
Aww. That's sweet.
338
00:14:57,872 --> 00:15:00,107
He wants to spoon.
339
00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:03,410
Why'd I get myself
so worked up?
340
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,679
Uh-oh!
341
00:15:05,713 --> 00:15:07,714
Duckies are moving!
342
00:15:07,749 --> 00:15:11,685
Duckies are moving!
343
00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:14,187
I'm just gonna get
a drink of water.
344
00:15:29,164 --> 00:15:31,098
What are you doing here?
345
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:34,568
I, um, needed
a drink of water.
346
00:15:34,603 --> 00:15:36,237
Oh.
347
00:15:36,271 --> 00:15:38,973
They don't have water
wherever it is you're staying?
348
00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:41,041
I'm staying at Vince's,
349
00:15:41,076 --> 00:15:44,745
and, um, all he had
was beer.
350
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:48,082
So, how's it been
living on your own?
351
00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:50,851
It's had its ups and downs.
352
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:58,392
How have things
been with you?
353
00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:00,461
How's the old job?
354
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:04,799
You moved out
three hours ago.
355
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,269
Kinda late to be
coming all this way for water.
356
00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:10,437
Kinda late to be
doing laundry.
357
00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:13,307
Although, I guess you have
to do it sometime.
358
00:16:13,341 --> 00:16:15,109
Otherwise you're weird
if you don't.
359
00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:17,945
What?
360
00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:20,614
Ben and I...
361
00:16:20,649 --> 00:16:23,617
haven't exactly done...
362
00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:26,287
laundry yet.
363
00:16:26,321 --> 00:16:28,722
Well, you just got back
from Europe.
364
00:16:28,757 --> 00:16:32,293
No one expects you to have
done your laundry yet.
365
00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:35,763
But we've been together
for three weeks.
366
00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:37,998
We're supposed to have
done our laundry.
367
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,600
Everybody's done it.
368
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,602
Vince's done it.
Gary's done it.
369
00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:43,637
Tina's like
a friggin' laundromat.
370
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,176
H-Holly,
what are you --
371
00:16:49,211 --> 00:16:50,811
Follow
the bread crumbs, Hansel.
372
00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:52,646
I haven't had sex
with Ben yet!
373
00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:55,149
What?
374
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:57,885
Am I weird? Is there
something wrong with me?
375
00:16:57,919 --> 00:16:59,520
No, no, no, no, no.
376
00:16:59,554 --> 00:17:01,522
There's nothing
wrong with you.
377
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:03,891
[ whispers ]
Thank you!
378
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:06,994
Mm-hmm, okay, here's what
you need to do, you --
379
00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:09,597
You know what?
380
00:17:09,631 --> 00:17:11,632
You will figure it out.
381
00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:16,503
That's your big advice?
382
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:18,606
Okay, what happened
to my overprotective,
383
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,508
in-my-face sister who wouldn't
let me play Ms. Pac-Man
384
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:24,979
because she thought
that she made "bad choices"?
385
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:28,215
I need her!
386
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,284
No, I'm not
so sure you do.
387
00:17:30,318 --> 00:17:33,354
I mean, you said yourself,
you're 18 years old.
388
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:37,391
Exactly.
I am only 18 years old.
389
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,801
So, what do I do?
390
00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:48,439
Well, what do you think
you should do?
391
00:17:48,474 --> 00:17:52,577
I think that you should
tell me what to do.
392
00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:54,745
No, I'm serious.
393
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,581
How will you really know
394
00:17:56,615 --> 00:17:58,583
when you're ready
to be with someone?
395
00:17:58,617 --> 00:18:00,084
When I don't need
to come to you
396
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:01,586
and ask you
if I'm ready?
397
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,955
- Yes!
- Yay!
398
00:18:03,989 --> 00:18:07,391
I'm so much better at this
than Tina.
399
00:18:07,426 --> 00:18:10,795
Tina.
400
00:18:10,829 --> 00:18:13,598
So, can I ask
you something?
401
00:18:13,632 --> 00:18:15,600
Can I come home?
402
00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:19,237
Vince's couch
smells like butt.
403
00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:22,406
Of course
you can come home.
404
00:18:22,441 --> 00:18:25,076
Just promise me
one thing...
405
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:28,579
that no matter what decision
you make about Ben,
406
00:18:28,614 --> 00:18:31,549
don't do it or not do it
because you're afraid
407
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:34,418
that somewhere down the line
it won't work out.
408
00:18:34,453 --> 00:18:37,088
Oh, no. That's all your crap,
not mine.
409
00:18:37,122 --> 00:18:40,758
Wait a second.
You know about my crap?
410
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,693
Val,
411
00:18:42,728 --> 00:18:45,730
when I was 3, you made Barbie
break up with Ken
412
00:18:45,764 --> 00:18:48,799
because you were afraid
that Ken would leave her.
413
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:52,436
Yeah, well, the -- the dog
chewed her head off.
414
00:18:52,471 --> 00:18:54,572
I was just trying
to beat Ken to the punch.
415
00:18:56,642 --> 00:18:59,510
Can I ask
you one more thing?
416
00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:02,947
Did you break off the engagement
to beat Rick to the punch?
417
00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:06,050
[ mumbling ]
I don't know.
418
00:19:06,084 --> 00:19:08,252
Do you love him?
419
00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:13,958
Do you wanna be with him?
420
00:19:13,992 --> 00:19:17,461
Even if the dog
chews his head off?
421
00:19:19,998 --> 00:19:22,466
I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.
422
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,468
I can't just bang on Rick's door
at 2:00 in the morning.
423
00:19:24,503 --> 00:19:25,670
I can.
424
00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:27,438
Please don't be
having rebound sex.
425
00:19:27,472 --> 00:19:29,006
Please don't be
having rebound sex.
426
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:31,375
Well, we tried.
Let's go.
427
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:33,945
Val?
428
00:19:33,979 --> 00:19:36,514
Rick! Hi.
429
00:19:36,548 --> 00:19:41,219
Look, I know I said
that I didn't wanna marry you,
430
00:19:41,253 --> 00:19:43,221
but I only said
that because I was scared.
431
00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:45,456
But I'd rather be scared
and have you in my life
432
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:47,592
even if it means that someday
you might dump me
433
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,293
than being scared and not have
you in my life at all.
434
00:19:49,328 --> 00:19:50,962
And I'm not saying any of this
because I want you
435
00:19:50,996 --> 00:19:52,730
to ask me to marry you again.
436
00:19:52,764 --> 00:19:54,665
I just really wanted you
to know where I stand, okay?
437
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,934
Thank you for listening to me
humiliate myself.
438
00:19:56,969 --> 00:20:00,338
And you look really sexy
when you just get up.
439
00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:04,942
[ Rick ]: Will you marry me?
440
00:20:09,848 --> 00:20:12,883
He can't hear a nod!
441
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:14,552
Yes!
442
00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:16,187
Yes?
443
00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:18,823
She said yes! Yay!
444
00:20:26,832 --> 00:20:30,034
Yay! Yeah!
Alone time.
445
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:33,304
Hey, go do some laundry.
446
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:36,407
Man, how'd she get through
the summer without me?
447
00:20:36,441 --> 00:20:40,645
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