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- You're going to Paris!
- I'm so going to Paris!
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If you hadn't helped me
with that essay --
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It's gonna be kinda weird
not having you around.
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- I kinda --
- I'm sure you'll do fine.
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I guess what
I'm trying to say is...
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- I'm just really gonna...
- Gonna what?
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I'm, uh, I'm gonna
miss you.
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I'm gonna miss you, too.
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Do I have time
to go to the bathroom?
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Sure. The ones
in the front are open.
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Thank you.
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The one back here
is open.
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⪠I'm gonna love you more
than anyone âª
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⪠I'm gonna love you more âª
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⪠than anyone âª
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I know.
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I'm as shocked
as you are.
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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Aww...look, there we are,
kissing at the Eiffel Tower.
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Aww...
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look, there we are
kissing at the Louvre.
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Aww, and there we are
kissing...
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Oh, no, wait,
that's me and Henry.
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Delete.
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And there we are --
nope, that's me and Vince.
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Delete.
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You know, why do we need
pictures?
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We were there.
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[ British accent ]: Are you sure
these chaps are gonna be okay
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that you're with me?
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That Vince
looked pretty damn happy
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with his tongue
jammed down your throat.
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No, it's totally cool.
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Yes, they both came to visit me,
but the deal was
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we would leave things open
and just see what happens.
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I know guys. Nobody's gonna
get over someone like you.
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Well, you don't know
Vince and Henry like I do.
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Believe me,
they've moved on.
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- She's picking me!
- She's picking me!
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If by "me," you mean me,
then you are correct.
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Oh, really,
Mr. "Can't break a buck."
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Well, maybe I don't need to buy
Holly's love, muscle man.
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It is so unfair.
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Okay, this is stupid.
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Look, dude, Holly's gonna
pick one of us,
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but I want you to know
if it can't be...
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Oh, who am I kidding?
It's gonna be me.
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That t-shirt's
too tight.
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Is there a gym
in the airport?
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Okay, Holly's plane lands
in five minutes.
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I can't believe how much
I've missed my baby sister.
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You know, we're not gonna have
that big loft all alone
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to ourselves again
for a long time.
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And I did see
a storage closet
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in the back of Cinnabon.
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Honey,
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as much as I love
Cinnabon sex,
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she's gonna be here
in five minutes.
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I can do it
in five minutes.
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But I would so miss
the cuddling afterwards.
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You mean the high-five
and "you go, girl"?
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Okay, uh, the security
in airports
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is getting
totally ridiculous.
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That guy just did
a total body search.
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Lauren, he's not security.
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Did you get it?
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Mission accomplished.
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Um, honey,
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you know all that talk
about Cinnabon?
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Yeah?
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I want one.
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Ha ha.
That's my girl.
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No, I really want one.
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Go.
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Okay, I cannot believe
they sell pregnancy tests
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in an airport.
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Would you believe
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it's not the first time
I've bought one here?
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Okay.
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I'm gonna do this.
I'll be back.
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[ Man on intercom ]:
Flight 117 from Paris
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now arriving at Gate 7.
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Oh, hold your sissy!
Your sissy's here.
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I can't wait for Val
to see the new me.
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She always thinks of me
as the little kid,
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but now I come home
from the summer abroad
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all grown-up
with new confidence,
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a new boyfriend,
a fake Prada bag...
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she's gonna be
so impressed.
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Is Holly here yet?
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No, not yet.
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Oh! There she is!
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Oh, she looks
so French!
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I have got to get me
to Paris.
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I'm so glad you're back.
You look so beautiful.
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Who's the guy?
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Oh, I'm so happy you're home.
Your hair's so blond.
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Who's the hottie?
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I missed you so much.
Is he my present?
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Everybody, I'd like you
to meet...
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Ben Sheffield.
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We met in London.
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Hello.
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How Ewan McGregor is he?
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And you've got
to be Val.
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Holly said you were blond
and gorgeous.
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You are in trouble.
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Why am I in trouble?
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Because that is Val.
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Peanuts from the sky?
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Well, well, well...
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look at all that you didn't
write in your postcard.
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You were in London when you
were supposed to be in France.
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And you brought back a boy
when I specifically asked
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for a mini Eiffel Tower.
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Well, I was in France,
but I had the weekend off.
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And being the cosmopolitan
woman that I am,
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I took the chunnel.
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That's this really dope tunnel
that goes under the ocean.
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So there I was
in the middle of London
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desperate for a bathroom,
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and all of a sudden,
I hear this incredible band.
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âª
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[ Holly ]: So, I walked
into this pub,
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and then I saw him,
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completely forgetting why
I went in the first place.
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It's like my pee
just totally went back up.
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Whoo!
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Thank you.
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And you.
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You guys were
really awesome.
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Oh, thanks.
What's your name?
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I'm in a relationship.
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Oh, it's a pleasure.
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My name's, uh, I wasn't
coming on to you at all.
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I'm sorry. That must've
sounded really bad.
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I'm just kind of
off men right now.
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Oh, well, in that case,
I have a sister
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who might turn you on.
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But, anyway, you guys
were really great.
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I'm gonna go.
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Hey, uh, don't go.
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If you stay for the second set,
you get free pudding.
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I'm sorry,
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but I don't let strange men
buy me pudding.
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Well, if you walk out now,
I'll lose half my audience.
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Not to mention I'll have
to sing my love song
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to that guy.
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Instead of looking at a pair
of beautiful eyes.
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Is this you not coming on
to me again?
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Oh, I'm definitely not
coming on to you.
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Good.
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Because I'm definitely
not interested.
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Okay, well,
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I'm gonna go now.
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Somebody wants
free pudding.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Free pudding.
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Adorable.
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So, uh, you meet
a little girl in a bar,
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and five minutes later,
you're on a plane
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following her
to another country.
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When did you say
you're going back?
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- Oh, I didn't.
- Could you?
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Excuse me.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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This is how
you solve your problems --
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you bring back
a new boyfriend?
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I really like this guy.
What is your problem?
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What does one do
when they fight like this?
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Uh, one stays quiet
so I can listen.
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For the first time,
I am living my life
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without having
to ask your permission.
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You know what?
That's what's bugging you.
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All right, fine,
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don't let me stop you
from living it any longer.
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- Hey, where are you going?
- To pee.
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We'll be in the loo.
That's European for --
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- [ Val ]: Lauren!
- Okay, I'm coming.
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I'm so sorry.
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What is her problem?
So I met a guy.
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She should be happy for me.
Everyone else is.
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Oh, maybe not everyone.
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Henry! You're here!
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Hey, um, you look great.
Did you have a good summer?
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I saw the, uh, little present
you brought home from Paris.
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Oh, oh, yeah, we just
sort of met.
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What about you?
Are you seeing anyone?
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- Uh, I was.
- Well, good. Who?
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You.
Damn it, Holly.
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I can't believe that
I wasted my whole summer,
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sitting around
waiting for you.
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Do you know how many chicks
I turned down?
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None!
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Because I was so true to you.
I wasn't putting out my vibe.
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Henry, Henry, I'm sorry.
I really thought that --
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And I am so glad that I am
leaving for Princeton tomorrow.
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I never want
to see you again.
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Henry, wait.
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I wonder if Vince
will handle it as well.
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Oh, my God, I totally
screwed everything up.
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In my head, everybody was
so happy to see me
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and so happy
that I met a great guy
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and so happy that I had
such an incredible experience.
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I'm starting to think that
nobody's going to like
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the Mona Lisa mousepads
that I brought back.
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Duane Street
in Tribeca, please.
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Okay, come on, check the stick.
It's gotta be five minutes.
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Why are you guys
looking in that cup?
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Uh, we thought we saw Jesus
in the foam,
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but it wasn't him.
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Hey, could you
take it easy?
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We may have a pregnant lady
back here!
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Lauren?
What, are you --
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Oh, hell, no!
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Why, do you think I look fat?
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Val?
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I'm two weeks late.
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I didn't want to say
anything until I was sure,
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but don't worry.
Just 30 more seconds --
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- Marry me.
- Say what?
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Rick, we don't even know
if I'm pregnant yet.
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It doesn't matter.
I don't care.
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I love you.
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"I love you, too,
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and, yes,
I will marry you!"
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Val...
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will you marry me?
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Yes.
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Yes, I would love
to marry you.
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Oh, we're getting married!
251
00:11:54,794 --> 00:11:57,363
Hey, come on, buddy,
this is a beautiful moment.
252
00:11:57,404 --> 00:12:00,006
Put on some music.
253
00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:04,484
[ Indian music
playing loudly ]
254
00:12:04,529 --> 00:12:07,965
This will always
be your song.
255
00:12:17,309 --> 00:12:19,844
You know, it's one thing
to lose her to Henry.
256
00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:23,154
I mean, I like Henry.
I could almost deal with that.
257
00:12:23,197 --> 00:12:24,664
But this dude --
258
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,137
oh, with his black hair,
blue eyes,
259
00:12:27,178 --> 00:12:29,880
that guitar hanging off
his bony-ass shoulder.
260
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:31,822
He's all...
261
00:12:31,862 --> 00:12:34,530
Holly's?
262
00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:36,205
[ knock on door ]
263
00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:38,779
Coming.
264
00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,354
Uh-oh.
265
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,861
It's black hair
bony-ass's girlfriend.
266
00:12:42,902 --> 00:12:46,538
Damn it. I can't deal
with this now.
267
00:12:46,582 --> 00:12:48,550
- Holly!
- Gary, hey!
268
00:12:48,589 --> 00:12:50,056
What's up, girl?
269
00:12:50,094 --> 00:12:52,062
What are you
doing here?
270
00:12:52,101 --> 00:12:54,069
Well, I moved in with Vince
over the summer.
271
00:12:54,109 --> 00:12:56,077
Oh, my gosh,
are you and Vince dating,
272
00:12:56,116 --> 00:12:58,651
because that would make
my life so much easier.
273
00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:04,568
Holly.
274
00:13:04,614 --> 00:13:06,114
You're back.
275
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,587
Gary, why didn't you
tell me we had company?
276
00:13:08,629 --> 00:13:11,530
I would've put
a shirt on.
277
00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:20,163
That is the pinkest boy
I've ever seen.
278
00:13:22,981 --> 00:13:24,882
So, um, listen,
I just got home,
279
00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:27,589
and Henry was waiting
for me at the airport.
280
00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:29,598
Henry was at the airport?
What a chick.
281
00:13:29,638 --> 00:13:31,138
Yeah.
282
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:34,913
So, um, listen, Vince,
I have to tell you something.
283
00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:36,491
Oh, can I go first?
284
00:13:36,529 --> 00:13:38,330
Oh. Yeah, okay.
285
00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:40,671
Listen, Holly,
286
00:13:40,711 --> 00:13:43,947
what we had in Paris...
287
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,091
was really, really great.
288
00:13:46,131 --> 00:13:49,400
Oh, God,
now I'm 3-for-3.
289
00:13:49,443 --> 00:13:52,311
Holly, you're the most
fantastic girl I've ever known.
290
00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:54,255
No.
291
00:13:54,294 --> 00:13:56,095
But I moved on.
292
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:57,868
What?
293
00:13:57,907 --> 00:14:01,009
I'm sorry, but I can't commit
to just one girl.
294
00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:04,188
I love all girls.
295
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:08,366
And why shouldn't you?
Girls are great.
296
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,912
Oh, yeah.
297
00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:12,118
Tall ones, short ones,
redheads, brunettes.
298
00:14:12,159 --> 00:14:15,061
I can't stop. They're like
freakin' pistachio nuts.
299
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:17,371
You know, Vince, this is
actually fantastic because --
300
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:20,046
I didn't know how
to tell you this.
301
00:14:20,088 --> 00:14:22,456
I met someone
in London.
302
00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:26,232
You met someone?
303
00:14:26,277 --> 00:14:28,878
Holly, that's awesome!
304
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,488
And, Vince, I think
you'll really like him.
305
00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:34,231
His name is Ben.
He's sweet and funny...
306
00:14:34,272 --> 00:14:36,140
Sounds like a keeper.
307
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,813
Wow, okay, um,
I hate to cut this short,
308
00:14:37,851 --> 00:14:39,319
but I gotta get going.
309
00:14:39,357 --> 00:14:41,658
Oh, okay, well,
we should all hang out.
310
00:14:41,699 --> 00:14:44,000
I'd love to, but I've been
really busy these days.
311
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,543
Okay, what about
next Saturday?
312
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,951
I think it's a redhead.
313
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,960
Okay, well, we've gotta
find sometime.
314
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,101
I mean, we have so much
to catch up on.
315
00:14:53,141 --> 00:14:54,541
You know, Holly,
316
00:14:54,579 --> 00:14:56,580
I've got stuff going on.
317
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,088
You've got the boyfriend.
I'll see you around.
318
00:14:59,129 --> 00:15:00,629
- Okay?
- Oh, yeah.
319
00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:02,035
Okay.
320
00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:04,341
Oh, well, it is great.
321
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,711
[ timer dings ]
322
00:15:14,752 --> 00:15:16,953
Oh, God, this is it.
323
00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:19,261
Oh, actually, I think
that's my fajita.
324
00:15:21,577 --> 00:15:23,644
No, it's all yours.
Okay.
325
00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:31,200
I'm not pregnant.
326
00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:38,326
You sure?
327
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,806
I'm so sorry.
328
00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:43,749
You know what? I think
you two need to be alone.
329
00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:46,026
And this is totally
for the best.
330
00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:48,768
I mean, a pregnant bride --
a little slutty.
331
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:53,852
So...
332
00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:55,828
you okay?
333
00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:59,770
Yeah, I really am.
334
00:15:59,816 --> 00:16:01,049
You?
335
00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:03,788
Yeah. Now it'll be
a lot easier
336
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,431
to carry my bride
over the threshold.
337
00:16:06,473 --> 00:16:08,807
You don't still want
to get married?
338
00:16:08,849 --> 00:16:10,383
Yeah.
339
00:16:10,421 --> 00:16:13,056
Don't you?
340
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,209
Hi, it's Holly.
341
00:16:27,248 --> 00:16:30,250
If I ever dated you,
then I'm so sorry.
342
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,694
And if you'd like
to tell me off,
343
00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:34,702
please do so
after the beep.
344
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,877
Beep.
345
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:41,387
[ knock on door ]
346
00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:48,118
Henry.
347
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,159
Um, I'm leaving
for Princeton,
348
00:16:50,198 --> 00:16:52,099
and I've got a cab
waiting downstairs.
349
00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:53,505
You're leaving tonight?
350
00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:56,112
Uh, listen,
I just came by...
351
00:16:56,153 --> 00:16:59,923
to, uh...
352
00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:03,002
Wow, this would be
so much easier
353
00:17:03,045 --> 00:17:05,379
if you just liked me.
354
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,554
Henry, I am so sorry.
355
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,729
I didn't think
about how you'd really feel
356
00:17:09,769 --> 00:17:12,738
and I should've.
357
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,681
You know what's gonna
happen, don't you?
358
00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:16,221
What?
359
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,628
Someone awesome is gonna fall
in love with you.
360
00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:21,770
Really? Is she gonna be
more awesome than you?
361
00:17:21,812 --> 00:17:23,246
Way.
362
00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:24,985
Is she gonna want
to have sex?
363
00:17:25,025 --> 00:17:27,259
Tons.
364
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,801
With me?
365
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,751
You know, Henry,
366
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,857
there's something
you gave me
367
00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:37,998
that no one else
in my entire life
368
00:17:38,038 --> 00:17:39,505
can ever give me.
369
00:17:39,544 --> 00:17:41,545
What's that?
370
00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:44,286
I'll never have
another first love.
371
00:17:44,327 --> 00:17:46,729
Don't say another word.
372
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:48,904
I wanna leave with that.
373
00:18:01,389 --> 00:18:03,123
You handled that
really well.
374
00:18:03,163 --> 00:18:05,197
Thanks.
375
00:18:05,236 --> 00:18:07,805
But it doesn't make me
feel any better.
376
00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:10,147
I made you
a welcome back cake.
377
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:14,191
Aw, did you think
about baking it?
378
00:18:14,236 --> 00:18:17,338
Yeah, I got
a little sidetracked.
379
00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:18,848
What happened?
380
00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:20,520
Let's see. Uh...
381
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:23,795
I mixed the batter,
thought I was pregnant,
382
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,638
Rick proposed, I said yes,
383
00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:27,645
the test said no,
broke off the engagement,
384
00:18:27,684 --> 00:18:30,086
Rick walked out, you walked in,
and here we are. Spoon?
385
00:18:30,127 --> 00:18:31,961
Okay, wait, wait,
what?
386
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,935
Holly, he was only
proposing to me
387
00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:35,842
because he thought
I was pregnant.
388
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,916
He was just trying
to be a good guy.
389
00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:40,557
Okay, you're freaking me out.
Start from the beginning.
390
00:18:40,598 --> 00:18:42,599
Oh, come on,
can we talk about this later?
391
00:18:42,639 --> 00:18:44,707
You're really killing
my batter buzz.
392
00:18:44,746 --> 00:18:47,815
Val, are you using batter
to avoid your feelings again?
393
00:18:47,858 --> 00:18:50,926
It's chocolate.
394
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:53,404
So I guess I didn't make
your day any easier.
395
00:18:53,445 --> 00:18:55,579
Yes, you did.
396
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:58,288
You came home.
397
00:18:58,329 --> 00:19:01,331
Thank you.
398
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,375
Hey, can I have
a slice?
399
00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:05,615
Sure. Here.
400
00:19:05,656 --> 00:19:06,956
Thanks.
401
00:19:09,202 --> 00:19:11,470
Well, just so you know,
402
00:19:11,511 --> 00:19:14,179
when you're ready, I can
really help you through this.
403
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,854
I'll be fine.
404
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,695
You know, Val, you could
really use a new perspective.
405
00:19:18,737 --> 00:19:21,439
I think you could benefit
from a trip to Europe.
406
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,715
I mean,
I've really grown up.
407
00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:27,524
When I left for Paris,
I was just a kid.
408
00:19:27,569 --> 00:19:29,870
You mean, in June?
409
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:32,679
Mm, I don't think
you're taking me seriously.
410
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,858
That's real mature.
411
00:19:53,897 --> 00:19:56,599
You learn that in Europe?
412
00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:02,452
Nope, but I learned that.
413
00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:08,412
Mnh-mnh.
414
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,951
I am so sorry.
415
00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:14,362
I got that all over
your new pretty French blouse.
416
00:20:14,405 --> 00:20:16,373
Mm, well, don't be.
417
00:20:16,412 --> 00:20:19,314
I bought it
with your credit card.
418
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,140
Pretty.
419
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,828
Give me that!
420
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:44,236
God bless America.
421
00:20:44,237 --> 00:20:48,237
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