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You know
what I've never seen?

Porn.

I was just thinking
about renting a ton of porn.

You're not renting
any porn.

In two days, I can.
I'll be 18.

I can rent porn,
I can buy porn,

I can be in porn.

Trust me, you don't want
to be in a porn.

The floors are filthy.

I wasn't in one.

I rented a documentary
about the making of.

So, the nakeds were all
running around the kitchen

during their breaks
and bending down to the fridge

and getting yogurt
and raisins and stuff.

Ew.

Okay, well, I'm over porn.

But there's, like, a million
other things I can do.

I know. When I was 18,
I went completely wild.

I was the biggest...

virgin.

Okay, well, it's not so much
what you can do,

but how you feel.
I've always felt like a kid,

and I finally feel
like an adult.

[ gasps ] Oh, goody, goody,
is that today's mail?

Did Nana's birthday card come?
Oh, it did!

It came!

I'm rich! I love my birthday!
I love Nana!

Look.

Your grandmother sent you
$2,000 for your birthday?

She did the same thing for me
on my 18th birthday.

Oh, my God.
My grandmother died,

and all I got was
her old diabetic candy.

So, what are you going
to do with it?

How much is a Corvette?

- I have a suggestion.
- What?

Why don't you put it
in the bank?

No. No, no, no, no.
See, those were not

Nana's instructions.
You see --

"Dear, Holly,

"do not put this money
in the bank

like your sister did.
She's not fun. Love, Nana."

Aww...

This has nothing to do
with being fun, all right?

It's about self-control.
It's about being an adult.

And don't you think
I would love to go out

and blow 2,000 bucks
on something frivolous?

- No.
- No.

Let me tell you something.

A few doors down
from Dean & Deluca's,

there is this cute boutique,
and in the window

is the most gorgeous Marc Jacobs
bag I have ever seen.

Every time
I pass by that store,

I walk in, I touch it,
I walk out.

I do the same thing
to the coffee guy

at Dean & Deluca's.

The point is, I mean,
I would love to go out

and blow 2,000 bucks
on something,

but I have self-control.
It's called being an adult.

Yeah, well, it's my money.

Yes, I know,
it's your money,

and I'm not going
to tell you what to do.

You're going to be 18 soon,
and this is your choice

what you want to do
with it.

Well, I choose
to spend it.

Well, if that's your choice,
it's the wrong one.

And you're not going
to be 18 until Saturday

and until then,
I am the boss of you,

and that money's going
into the bank.

Okay, fine, I'll put it
in the dumb boring bank,

and I'll live a very dull,
responsible, boring life.

Thatagirl.

Whee!

Okay, okay, my turn.
Gary, reset the money!

- What is this?
- Money!

You want a turn?
Gary can reset it.

I thought you took the check
to the bank.

I did, and look what
they gave me in return!

You cashed it?
What were you thinking?

No, I wasn't thinking.
I was high on the green.

Okay, well, gather it up. We are
taking this back to the bank.

No, we're not. I am two days
away from being an adult,

and I have already made
my adult decision

about what I am going to do
with my money.

Ok, what is that
adult decision?

I'm going to throw myself
a kick-ass birthday party

in one of them fancy suites
at the Plaza!

- The Plaza?
- Uh-huh.

The Plaza Hotel.

Oh, yeah.
That's adult, Holly.

Very adult.

Okay, you know what?
From one adult to another,

you're giving me
a lot of attitude.

So why don't we just have
an adult discussion

about what's really
bothering you?

You mean the fact that you want
to throw $2,000 away

at the Plaza Hotel,
or that you're rolling around

like a pig
in its own poopy?

You know what?

You cannot stand the fact
that you're not going

to be able
to control me anymore!

Control you? Holly, that is not
what this is about.

For 17 years, I've been
your little puppet.

And in two days, we're going
to cut the strings.

Okay, this is not
about control.

This is about common sense.

Holly, we're talking
about $2,000.

I'm just trying to make --
would you stop doing that?

- Are we done?
- Yes.

Okay!

You know what? Fine.

Throw your money away.
I don't care.

And you know what?
I'll tell you this.

I am not coming
to your irresponsible party.

Oh, my God,
look at all that money.

Oh, I've always wanted
to roll around

in a big wad of cash.

So she is going
to blow the entire $2,000

on a party
at some stupid hotel.

Well, I wouldn't call it
a "stupid hotel."

It's the Plaza.

It's one of the most
romantic places on earth.

I mean, I've heard some people
even get married there.

Ha ha ha.

Not us. We like small
and intimate.

So, uh, have you guys
started thinking

about where
you want to get married?

- Oh, I have.
- I have, too.

- Oh, you go first.
- No, you go.

Okay, all right, well,

since we both like small
and intimate,

I was thinking
my parents' backyard.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, my God, it's like
you're reading my mind.

Oh, this is going to mean
so much to my parents,

and wait until you see
their backyard.

There are tons of trees.

Ooh, trees.
That's good for shade.

Yeah, and there's
this big path

where all the dogs
run loose,

and I can just see you
coming up that path

right next
to the bird baths...

Bird baths. That's good
for something.

Yeah, yeah, my mom's got
this thing for bird baths.

They're all over.

Well, there's just
one problem, though.

Sometimes, you can see
the neighbor's donkey.

A jackass

at my wedding?

No, that is something...

that no one ever does.

Isn't she fantastic?

Oh, she is the best!

Okay, so bring it on!
Who wants to go first?

I do. Here,
happy birthday.

Oh, goody. Thank you.
Aw...

from my best friend Tina --
a plug.

It's a voltage converter
for your trip to Paris

If you get the internship --
for your blow dryer and stuff.

- Thank you, but what if I don't get accepted?
- You will.

Here, I got you a little
something for Paris, too.

Disposable razors.

That's for here. They don't know
nothing about that in Paris.

Thank you.

This is really sweet.

Okay, my turn.

A camera?

Henry? A digital camera?

- A camera?
- A camera?

Damn, man. I thought
we set a $10 limit.

You're making Tina feel
all embarrassed

about her cheap-ass plug.
It's okay.

Henry, this is
too much.

Hey, come on,
you're turning 18.

It's a big deal.

Here. Cheers.

Cheers.

- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Vince.

What's going on?

Well, Holly's just opening
her birthday gifts.

We all got her a camera.
What did you get her?

I got her something.

Knock yourself out.

Oh, $20. I'll just put it
right here

next to 2,000
of its buddies.

Oh, my God.
What's the matter?

I put it in this pocket.
It's my birthday money.

It was in an envelope.

Holly, you were carrying 2,000
bucks around in your pocket?

Are you --

Screwed? Yeah, yeah,
I'm screwed.

Calm down. Maybe it's
in the loft.

- Just call Val.
- I can't call Val! - Why not?

Because I just spent
the whole morning

trying to tell her
I'm not a kid anymore,

and this is like
below kid!

Look, look, the loft
is right across the street.

It has to be somewhere
between here and there.

Okay, well, you guys
look outside,

and I'm going to go back
to the loft.

We're going to do
everything we can

- to get that money back.
- Thank you, Gary.

Finder keepers!

I mean, is it selfish
that I don't want

to get married
in a yard?

I have a dream wedding,

and in my dream wedding,
there is no donkey.

Hey, are you even
listening to me?

No.

I'm sorry.
I just, uh,

I'm a little
preoccupied right now.

- Holly?
- Yes. Holly.

You know, it is her money.

It's not just the money.
I mean, look at this.

Do you see this cereal bowl?
This has been sitting here

since this morning. Yeah.
And Miss Big Shot --

"I'm turning 18, I'm going
to live in Paris on my own" --

can't even clean up
after herself.

And you know why? Because she
has me around to do it for her.

- So don't do it.
- I have to.

Otherwise, I have to look
at cereal bowls all day.

Did you ever think
that maybe you're being

just a little bit hard
on her?

Okay, yes, she does leave
cereal bowls out,

but at least she's not running
around with the nakeds

eating yogurt and raisins.

Seriously, she's a good kid.

No, she is irresponsible.

Weren't you irresponsible
when you were 18?

If someone had given you
2,000 bucks,

wouldn't you blow it?

Uh, someone did, remember?

Nana gave me $2,000
for my birthday, too,

and I invested it
in a high-yield C.D.,

and now it is worth
$5,698.

Party on, dude.

You know what, Lauren?
Talk to me

when you have a little sister
that you have to take care of.

Oh, my parents
don't have sex anymore.

That's not going to happen.

Okay, one more thing,
and then I will stop.

I just think that maybe
you should let her

make her own mistakes.

What is this?

Oh, my God,
Holly's $2,000.

She must've dropped it
on her way out.

She must be dying.

She's going to be so relieved
when she finds out you found it.

Hmm, yeah,
she will be relieved...

someday.

You're not going
to tell her?

No, mnh-mnh. I'm going
to take your advice.

What?

I'm sorry, it's just that
no one's ever said that

to me before.
What advice did I give you?

You said that I should let her
make her own mistakes.

Well, if I give it
right back to her,

it's like she never even
made a mistake.

Okay, no, no, now you're
twisting my advice.

What you just said sounds like
something my mom would do.

Well, that is what I have
to be with her sometimes.

She thinks
just because she's 18

she knows everything.
Well, she doesn't, and I do.

Hey, birthday girl!

Hey.

Wassup?

Nothing.

What are you doing?

Looks like you're looking
for something.

No. No, no, no,
everything's great.

Life is good,
never been happier.

Oh, hey, did you, uh,

book your big fancy suite
for your birthday party?

Sure did.

Oh, really, did they ask
for a big deposit?

- How much did you give them?
- 1,000 bucks.

1,000 bucks? Wow, you feel
good about that, do you?

Yeah. Well, never better,

because unlike you,
I like to have fun.

So do I.
I bet you can't tell,

but right now
I'm having a ball!

Hey, did you find it?
Please tell me you found it.

Sorry. Nothing.

Yeah, we looked
everywhere.

I can't believe
I lost $2,000.

Well, you know what
they say.

It's better to have had $2,000
and lost it

than to never have had it
at all.

Okay, first of all,
that's "love."

Second of all, shut up.

Okay, here's the thing.
If I'm going to be an adult,

I have to start acting
like one.

So here's what I'm going
to do.

If Val asks, we had
a great time at the hotel,

it was totally fun --

What?

Why don't you just tell her
the truth?

It'd be so much easier.

Because Val's one
of those people

who thinks losing $2,000
is irresponsible.

- Hey.
- Henry?

I'm sorry.

Okay.
That's it.

It's gone.

Well, you know what? Maybe this
was supposed to happen.

Maybe the person who found
that money really needed it.

Gary, give me back
the money.

[ gasps ]

Hello, Holly's money!

Oh, look at you.
You are just so beautiful.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, money!
Ha ha ha ha!

This is so much fun!
Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, I've always wanted
to do this!

I knew it would be
this much fun!

Oh, money, money,
money, money!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha --

I'm sure you're very upset
right now.

So I would like
to give you $2,000.

[ sobbing ]

Lauren?

[ gasps ] My money!
You found my money!

Wait, that is my money,
right?

Oh, my God,
where did you find it?

Doctor broke up with me.

Aw, what? Why?

He hates women
who care about money,

and then he caught me
rolling around in your cash.

I don't care
about money.

I was just having fun!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Come here.

- So where did you find it?
- What?

The money.

I just found it.

Where?

I don't know. Around.

Lauren, tell me
what you know.

I can't. Some blond lady
swore me to secrecy.

[ gasps ]

Wait, Val found my money,
and she didn't tell me?

Why didn't she tell
me, Lauren? Why?

'Cause she's pretty ticked off
about the cereal bowl situation?

What?

Look, I don't know.

She's trying to teach you
some kind of lesson.

She doesn't think you're mature
or, like, ready for life

or something.

Oh, and hiding money
is mature?

I know! She's weird!

She wants you to learn
from your own mistakes.

Okay, you know what? I've had it
with her little lessons.

You know, I'm going
to teach her a lesson.

Why are you guys always trying
to teach each other lessons?

Can you just have slap fights
like normal sisters?

Hey.

Hey.

So, listen,

I've been giving it
a lot of thought,

and your 18th birthday
is a big event.

So I have decided
I will be coming

to your big fancy
birthday party at the Plaza.

Mm, Val,

there's not going to be
a birthday party.

- What? No party?
- No.

Why?

Well, there's no easy way
to say it,

so I'm just going
to say it.

I somehow lost
the $2,000.

You're kidding.

Holly, please tell me
you're kidding.

I wish I could.

It was in my jacket pocket,
and it fell out,

and I don't know how I could
do something so stupid.

You were right.
I was wrong.

I'm sorry. What?

You were right.
I was wrong.

I feel sick.

Oh...okay.

I have something
I need to show you.

What?

It's probably going to put
a smile back on your face.

But first,
I want to say thank you

for telling me the truth.

I know it wasn't easy,
but part of growing up is...

being able to --

Being able to what?

Uh, what?

You were just saying
that part of growing up

is being able to...

Oh, my God!
It's gone!

What's gone?

Your money!

What do you mean?
I lost my money.

No, I...I found it,
and I locked it up in here.

And now it's gone!

I...I don't understand.

Why would you do that?

Because I was trying to
teach you some stupid lesson!

No. No, no, no,
it wasn't stupid.

I'm sure it was
a very good lesson.

It just wasn't
executed properly.

I think that your plan
started to fall apart

when I found this!

Wow, yeah,
that is very amusing.

- Yeah, I think so.
- How did you know I had it?

Lauren was rolling in it.

Lauren.

How could you do that
to me?

Do you have any idea
how freaked out I was

when I lost this?

Good, you should've been
freaked out.

- You know, I think you're being really...
- Irresponsible, I know.

And you want me to learn
from my mistakes.

Lauren.

The nice thing to do
when someone loses their money

is to give it back to them
without lessons

or "I told you so's."
I'm turning 18.

Yes, I know!
You're turning 18.

And that scares the hell
out of me, Holly.

God, I was so not like you
when I was 18.

I mean, I would've
never blown $2,000

on one night at the Plaza,
much less lost it!

Do you know what my biggest
mistake was when I was 18?

A home perm!

All right.

Come here. Sit down.

I have some bad news.

What?

How do I say this?

Um, I'm not...

you.

I'm never going
to be you,

but I've got you.

So don't be scared.

I'm going to be okay,

and some of that
"be responsible" crap

you're always telling me --
it's in here.

It is?

Yeah. And where do you think
I learned that?

From me.

And I even use it
sometimes.

So relax and trust me.

I trust you.

Okay.

But I'm probably not going
to be able to relax.

Okay, well,
this will help.

I think I'm going to put
the money in a bank,

a high-yield C.D.,

or maybe put it away for, like,
graduate school or something.

Oh, well, it's your money.
You do what you want.

So you're good?

I'm good.

Okay.

Yay, it's my 18th birthday
at the Plaza picture

from my generous
sister Val.

Lauren, you didn't
even smile.

I tried, I swear,

but the corners of my mouth
are so sad.

I don't think they will
ever go up again.

Lauren, we talked
about this.

We decided it was
a good thing, right?

I mean, what if you and doctor
broke up after you were married?

I know.

Okay? And you have to wonder,
if Brad was that upset because

you were having a little fun
in a pile of money...

It wasn't about the money,
you know?

We have a lot of differences.

It never would've
worked out, anyway.

Well, then why did you
say you'd marry him?

Because I was afraid
no one else would ever ask me!

- Aww...
- Aww...

Happy birthday!

To me!

Hey, what are you guys
doing here?

What are you guys
doing there?

Oh, Val,
you invited them, too?

Yeah, you said you wanted
to have a kick-ass birthday

with all your friends.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, I love room service.
What is it --

Steak, lobster,
filet mign --

Pizza. Whatever.
I'm starving.

Come on, Lauren,
you can eat now.

You don't have to be skinny
for the doctor anymore.

And there's
the silver lining.

So, is it time
for presents?

Uh, Holly,

this expensive hotel thing
kinda was your present.

No, no, I know. I'm talking
about my present for you.

Me? I don't understand.
Why would you get me --

Just open it.

Holly!

My Marc Jacobs bag!

Don't be mad at me. I didn't put
the whole $2,000 in the bank.

This is the best birthday
you have ever had.

Oh, dude, dude,
it's happening again.

Wait, wait, wait,
ladies, ladies, ladies,

yeah, yeah.

Jeez.

Now -- now look pouty.

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