All language subtitles for What I Like About You s02e08 View.eng

Hey, how are you?

Want to go to Chelsea Pier tonight,
just you and me?

Oh, she can't, we are having a girls' night out.

Really, what might be happening
at this girls' night out?

Probably get something to eat,
see a movie,

head back to my place,
maybe listen to some music.

Maybe Tina will say something
that makes me angry and

I'll hit her with a pillow
and she will hit me back

and I'll hit her again and eventually
we fall into each other

and share a tentative awkward kiss.

I will pay you $5 to say that last part again.

You're okay with that,
right?

Yeah, totally cool. Maybe I'll
just hang out with you tonight.

Oh, okay, but if you try
to awkward kiss me,

that is the end
of boys' night out.

Hmm.

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Oh, thank you.
[ giggles ]

You're welcome.
- [ gasps ]

Don't sneak up on me when
I'm doing weird stuff.

I'm heading over to Tina's.

Wait, I want to show you
something.

It's really cool.

Wow, you got a third hole.
Looks awesome.

It kind of makes me look
sexy, huh? Dangerous?

Mm.

Oh!

I think something popped.
That is dangerous.

You are gonna die.

Guess who made
"Manhattan Monthly's"

10 most eligible
bachelors.

Is it --

Okay, that's enough guessing.

It's Peter.
He's number two.

Let me see that.

Ooh, wow, that is
a really good picture of him.

The camera does love him.

Almost as much
as you do.

I do not love him.
I just happen to think

he's a very good-looking,
chiseled --

Pig!

Listen to this.

"Is there anyone special
in your life right now?"

Peter says, "Yeah,
half the women in New York.

The pretty ones, anyway."

He's so funny.

I don't know why
he's number two.

I mean, who cares
if bachelor number one

feeds the poor?
He's got big man-boobs.

Bye, guys.

[ knock on door ]

- Hey.
- Hey, oh, I wasn't expecting to see you.

I was just heading over
to Tina's,

but maybe
we could hang out.

I'm just here to drop
an envelope off for Val.

I know. There's a package
right there, and it says "Val"

right on it. What do you
think I am -- stupid?

Hey.
What's this?

It's from Peter. Hey, you mind
if I call my dispatcher?

No. Help yourself.

Two tickets to the Bachelor
of the Year reception?

Why would
he send me these?

Hmm, how strangely odd.

Wait.

There's a note.

Note?

"Val, thanks
for your sweet note.

"Here are the tickets
you requested.

I can't wait
to see you, too -- Peter."

I didn't --

I didn't --

Hi!

You forged my name?

Is that bad? Because you
also co-signed a loan for me.

Now I have to go
to this stupid thing

and explain to him that I
didn't write that stupid note.

Why don't you just
call him?

Because, on the phone,
he will never be 100% sure

that it's actually me.

No, no, unh-unh.

Now he has to see my face
to know for sure, okay?

Now I have to go out
and buy a sexy new dress,

thank you very much!

And since I got roped
into going with you,

I guess you're going to have
to buy me a dress, too.

I guess so!

Working for you
is a pain in the ass!

Too far?

A little bit.

Girls' night out is fun.

Oh, my God,
it's like he's everywhere.

- Do you want to leave?
- Yes, no, how do I look?

Hey.

- Hey.
- Hey.

So, check this out.
The Strokes are

having a closed rehearsal
up at the Beacon tonight.

The band's manager
is a friend of mine,

and he said
he could get us in. - Are you serious?

How much do you love me?

A normal amount.

Uh, you know who would
love this? Henry.

I'm going to call him.
He loves the Strokes.

Ooh, the deal is, I can
only bring girls.

Oh, so you need us
to get in.

I actually can get pretty much
any two girls from the city

to go with me --
I mean, they are the Strokes --

And this is my bicep.

I'm going to grab a drink.
You girls want anything?

- No thanks.
- I'm good.

- I can't go.
- What?

Shh! I told Henry I wouldn't
go out with him tonight

because of girls' night out.
I can't go out with another guy.

Especially not Vince.

So you'll go with me,
and I'll go with Vince.

I don't know.

Oh, come on, if Henry knew that
he stopped you from going

to this concert,
he would hate himself.

And he might do something
drastic.

So...you would be
saving his life.

- We must save Henry.
- Come on!

Hey, this is Glen. He's the guy
who hooked us up tonight.

Oh, thank you so much.
That was awesome.

Yeah, her boyfriend --
he loves the Strokes.

I don't have
a boyfriend.

I do.

So you guys coming
to the show?

No tickets.

No problem.

Here you go.

Oh, my God,
front row seats!

Uh, you guys
don't understand.

This has always been
my dream,

both as a Strokes fan
and as a short person.

So, where are
the groupies?

Hmm, I don't know.

Hey, you want to go look
at the sound board?

You are gay.

Hey, we'll be back
in five minutes.

How awesome is this?

I can't go.

Now what, negative?

Henry is going to want to know
how I got tickets,

and it'll bring up
the whole Vince thing.

Oh, come on, you think Henry's
going to care about anything

once you show him these?
All he's gonna hear

is "front row seats"!
- Maybe.

Or better yet,
you can tell him naked.

Good morning.

Mmm.

Someone's happy she's going
to Peter's bachelor thing.

Okay, I am only going to that
to clean up Lauren's mess.

You're such a liar.

What?

And it's the worst kind
of lying.

Lying to yourself.

You know who said that?
Jesus.

Why are you
against Jesus?

You know what?

Maybe we should just
not talk.

All I'm saying is,
lying is wrong.

For instance,

Henry is coming over
this morning,

and I am telling him
exactly what I did last night,

even though
he might not like it.

You're going to tell Henry
that on your girls' night out

you went out with Vince?

That's right.
Because I'm not afraid.

I am going to look him
right in the eyes

and tell him exactly how
I got us front row seats

to the Strokes. Why?
'Cause I love Jesus.

[ doorbell rings ]

One sec, Henry.

Hey, whoa,
what happened to you?

I'm okay. I'm okay.

You are going to be so happy
when I tell you what I did.

I have something for you,
too, but you go first.

I stayed up all night
waiting in line for tickets

to the Strokes,
and I got 'em!

You got tickets
to the Strokes?

Yes. And believe me,
it wasn't easy.

First of all, it rained sideways
for, like, two hours.

And then Gary ditched me.
And about 3:00 this morning,

I got so tired, I laid down
on the sidewalk

and gum got in my hair.

I think
it's Juicy Fruit.

Or Chiclets and pee.

You got gum in your hair
for me?

Yeah, it's okay,
because you know what got me

through the night?
Picturing the look on your face

when I show you these!

Oh! Two tickets
to the Strokes!

That you stood in line for!

In sideways rain!

Okay, okay,
they're not the best.

Row triple-z,
partially obstructed view,

Pretty much the worst seats
in the theater,

but it doesn't matter
where I sit,

as long as I'm sitting
with you.

Oh...

So, what was
your surprise?

Um...okay,
this is weird.

We are so in sync!

'Cause I was thinking
about you, too,

and I got us tickets
to the Strokes, too!

Front row seats!

Front row seats?!

How did you do that?

Tina and I were having
our girls' night out,

and, uh, I was up
pretty late, too.

Because I...

won them on the radio!

That is awesome!

Isn't it?

Oh...you're wet.

Okay, all right, I am going
to go get cleaned up,

then you and I are going
to go celebrate!

So, who is going
to tell Jesus -- you or me?

What was I supposed
to do?

Henry waited in line
for 10 hours.

Do you know how much
it would've hurt him

if I had told him the truth?
No, no, this is all good.

Henry's happy, I'm happy.

Front row seats.
It's all good.

Well, you just said
lying was wrong.

And you always tell
the truth?

Yes, I do.

And I hope that you would
never lie to me

just to spare my feelings.

I hate your third earring.

Uh-huh. Lame.

No, this is not lame.
This is cool.

Yeah, it might be cool
if you had a time machine

to take you back
to the '80s.

Oh, okay.
You know what?

I wish I had one of those
freeze-time machines.

That way I could freeze the time
you told me you liked it.

I was sparing
your feelings. See?

Yesterday, you were walking
around all happy

with your third hole,
and now look at you --

bummed out, wishing you had
a freeze-time machine.

Sometimes, the truth
is just plain bad.

I don't like that robe.

Me neither. You gave it to me
for Christmas.

Okay. So you want to sell me
tickets at full price

to a concert I wouldn't buy
tickets for in the first place?

It's okay. They're in
the very last row,

so you won't even be able
to hear or see them.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, nothing. Uh, I got two
tickets to the Strokes concert.

I know.
Front row. How stoked are you?

Holly told you?

Told me?
Dude, I was there.

I'm going to be sitting
right next to you.

Listen, sorry I couldn't get you
into sound check,

but you understand.
The only way I could get in

was if I brought cute girls.
But don't worry.

She totally behaved
herself.

You guys going to be here
for a while?

Yeah, we'll be
right here.

Be right back.

Hey, look, I'm sure
there's an explanation.

She lied to me.

Well, there's
your explanation.

She gave me all that crap
about girls' night out,

and then she hung out
with Vince.

And then she lied to me
about it.

Do you know how
that makes me feel? - Probably like --

You don't know how I feel.
You don't have any idea!

Okay.

You know what this calls for?

A big fat lie.

Or you can ask Vince
to step outside,

and he can beat your ass.

[ knock on door ]

One sec.

Hey, Henry.

So, I was thinking we could
get sushi before the concert.

Holly.

We have to talk.

Okay, what's up?

Come here,
you should sit down.

Okay.

What's happening?

Okay, Holly,

I know that you would
never lie to me,

so I...I never want
to lie to you.

Um, when I told you
the story

about how I got the tickets,

I didn't exactly
tell you everything.

Okay.

So last night when you were
out with the girls,

I...

Oh...This is so hard.

It's okay. Just --
just tell me.

Okay.

Last night,

I...bumped
into an old girlfriend.

And she and I started
talking about old times.

And then we kind of...
went for coffee.

Oh.

No, I know --

I felt so bad.
I mean,

You were at home dialing
your little finger to the bone,

and I was out with my ex --
on boys' night out, no less!

It was just coffee,
right?

I can't lie.

You're too good.

You deserve the truth.

The fact is,

it kind of...
stirred up some feelings.

What?

[ telephone rings ]

It's okay. Get it.

I need
to gather my thoughts.

Okay.

Hello?

Holly, listen,
Henry's my friend,

and I know I shouldn't
be doing this,

but, well,
you're my friend, too,

and I've known you longer,
so I have to warn you.

Henry -- he knows
about everything.

He knows about Vince, he knows
how you got the tickets,

and he's on his way over there.
Girl, he's mad,

and I don't know
what he's going to do.

Oh, I do.
Thank you very much.

Sorry about that.

So you were saying

that she stirred up
some kind of feelings?

What kind of feelings?

Well...

You know,
emotional ones.

Oh, my God.

Are you breaking up
with me?

What? No.

[ hyperventilating ]

Oh, my God,
I can't breathe.

Oh, my God, I think
I'm going to pass out.

Okay, um, just --

put your head
between your knees.

I think
I'm going to die.

The thought of you being
with that woman...

No, no! No.

Holly, listen to me...

Holly. Holly.

[ cellular phone rings ]

Stupid phone!

Get it! I don't come first
anymore, anyway.

Hello?

Uh, look, man,
I think I screwed up.

I told Holly that
you knew about the tickets.

Now, I didn't want
to sell you out.

I was just afraid
you'd do something crazy.

Then I felt really guilty.
Do you think that's weird?

Hey, don't tell Holly
I told you, huh?

Oh, okay, goodbye.

Holly,
are you feeling better?

I don't know.

Well, I have
a suggestion.

Why did you lie to me
about the tickets?!

Why did you lie to me
about an old girlfriend?

Do you know how hurtful
that was?

Yes, I do. It doesn't
feel very good, does it?

Oh, my God.

Are you teaching me
a lesson?

Look, the next time you want
to hang out with Vince,

you don't have to make up
a girls' night out.

Oh, my God,
I didn't make it up.

He said he could only bring
girls. I was really torn.

I went anyway, but I felt
really guilty about it

the whole time!

You could've told me that.

When you lie to me,
it makes me think

there's something
going on.

Is there something going on
with you and Vince?

Henry, listen...

[Gary]: Hey,
what's up, y'all?

Oh...Henry.

Bro, I didn't even know
you were here.

Ha ha ha ha!
Well, what a surprise.

Yeah, I was just passing by
in the neighborhood --

- I know you called Henry.
- I know you called Holly.

Everyone knows everything.

You all can't keep a secret
worth a damn.

A brother can't
tell y'all nothing.

[ women laughing ]

Jeez, look at these women
throwing themselves

at the bachelors like
a bunch of wild animals.

Have they no dignity
or pride

Or self-res--
Lauren?

Lauren.

Pardon me, I'm sorry,
excuse me.

Move it!

Hi.

Hey, there you are.

I've been looking
all over for you.

Hi.

Hey, uh, thanks
for that sweet note.

Oh, um, about that,
I wanted to talk to you --

I did not write that note.
Lauren did.

I know you wrote
that note.

Echh.

Can't you just admit
that you like me?

Why do you keep
fighting it so much?

Don't you get tired?

The idea that I could be
attracted to somebody

like you is --
is ridiculous.

What, you want me to
introduce you to man-boobs?

You know what?

You are egotistical,
you're shallow,

and you're kind of a slut.

Okay, I do get hit on
by women all the time.

I get e-mails,
I get phone calls.

Tonight, I got panties
thrown at me.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, pretty cool.

But that means nothing
to me.

What I want is to find
one special woman.

I want the same thing
my parents had.

And what is that?

A great-looking kid,
like me.

Seriously, Val,

My parents were
high school sweethearts.

They've been married
37 years.

And every day, they look
at each other like --

like it's the first day
they met.

That's what I want.

Oh.

Hey, they gave me a limo
tonight.

And there's a little
after-party at the Four Seasons.

Uh, I kinda came with Lauren.

It's a good thing
I'm a fireman,

because I don't know
about you,

but I'm feeling
some serious heat.

Ha ha ha ha.

That is hysterical!

Val?

I'd really like you
to come with me.

Hey.

Wow, you look sexy.

Oh, really?

How do I know
you're not lying?

Come on, just look at you.
Look in the mirror.

Yeah, I know.
A cute fireman hit on me.

Did you two have...

sparks?

See, that would've
been cuter!

So, I told Henry
the truth.

You did?

Yeah, well, he found out,
and I confirmed it.

Well, that's truth-ish.

So, is everything okay
with you guys?

Yeah, we had a really
good talk, and I think

we got pretty much
everything straightened out.

- Good.
- Did you talk to Peter?

Yes, I did, and actually,
he gave me a ride home.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Me and, uh,

half the women
in Manhattan.

The pretty ones, anyway.

Sorry.

But he loved my third earring.

No...yeah, well,
he is from your era.

You know what?
I'm starving.

Is there any more

of that chocolate chip
cookie dough ice cream?

Oh, no, I finished it
earlier. Sorry.

That's all right, I'm tired.
I'll see you in the morning.

Good night.

I heard the suction
from the lid, you liar!

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