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I love our new loft!
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I love saying I will be upstairs.
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I love saying square footage,
cozy crap.
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I love huge!
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I know, I love it too.
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What are you doing?
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I'm setting up my office.
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Val, we have be working like dogs
since we moved in, take a break.
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Well, that's kinda what this
conversation is. There, all done.
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Come on, Val!
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What, you know I hate
all this icky confusion.
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You want icky confusion,
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I have a math final,
biology lab and history paper from
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2 years ago hanging over my head and
look at me, totally relaxed!
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It's a good thing you are pretty.
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Come on, Val, take the weekend off.
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Oh, Holly, when starting your own business
there is no such thing as a weekend.
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Don't worry about me.
You go have fun.
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All right.
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You know,
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I'd have a lot more fun
if I knew you weren't
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going to be here all alone
working all day.
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Oh, that's sweet,
but I'm not gonna be alone.
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- Lauren's coming over --
- 'kay, bye.
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Come on, who was it?
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I'm not saying.
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Vince, you can't tell
people that you did it
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with somebody famous and then
not tell them who it was!
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Yeah, at least
give us a hint.
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Okay, um...
she has three names.
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Sarah Jessica Parker?
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- No.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar?
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Nope. No three-name Sarahs
were involved.
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Mary-Kate
and Ashley Olsen. Yeah!
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I don't think
that's three names, or legal.
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At least not for another
248 days.
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Ooh, ooh, I know, I know.
Beyoncé Knowles.
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Uh, that's two names.
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I know,
but she is smokin'.
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Sitting right here, dude.
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All right, that's enough.
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I think my girlfriend's
getting a little
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uncomfortable with this
whole conversation.
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No, just your part
with Beyoncé.
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I think she's totally into
guessing who I did it with.
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[ Gary ]:
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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Oh, God, Beyoncé
wishes she were Jennifer.
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You know, maybe this
isn't the best conversation
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to have in mixed company.
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By mixed company,
do you mean
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people who've done it,
and you two?
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What are you talking about?
My boy has done it.
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Ha ha ha.
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Mary Tyler Moore?
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Wait, wait, I thought
you said you guys never...
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We haven't.
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I'm gonna go take this up.
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I'll go with you.
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Nice going, dude.
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Well, I thought she knew.
He tells her everything.
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Guys never tell girls
everything.
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Don't give me that
wise old man business.
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You can't buy beer,
either.
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Here you go.
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Look, I am really sorry
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that you had to hear
about that the way you did.
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Don't worry about it.
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It was just this thing
that happened at camp.
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I swear I was going to tell you,
but there was never a good --
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You know what?
It's no big deal, Henry.
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You know? I was a little
surprised, but it's cool.
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Totally cool.
Here. Keep the change.
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You swear?
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I swear. Excuse me.
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Okay, I know.
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Ann B. Davis --
the maid on "The Brady Bunch."
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Yes.
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[ knock on door ]
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Hey.
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Aloha.
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It is a beautiful day
outside.
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I thought we could have
a little luau
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out on the veranda.
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Uh, yeah, but I told you
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we're setting up
the office today.
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You're serious?
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We're working
on a Saturday?
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I thought you were joking.
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Yeah, why would that
be a joke?
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'Cause we've been working
nonstop for three weeks.
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Still not getting
the funny.
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Okay, in this box
is contact information
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for practically everyone
I have ever met.
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Your job is to input it
in the database
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I have set up
on my computer.
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Ha ha.
Now that's funny.
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Ha ha ha.
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The faster you do it,
the faster it'll be done.
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Okay!
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[ groans ]
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Great birthday.
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What?
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Hmm?!
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I thought
you said something.
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Oh, no.
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Okay.
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I said
"great birthday."
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Today is your birthday?
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Lauren,
why didn't you tell me?
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Well, I guess I thought
you knew.
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In fact, when you asked me
to come here
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and work on a Saturday,
I thought,
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"That's so absurd,
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She must be planning
a surprise party."
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Okay, well, uh,
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I guess I can't let you
work on your birthday,
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so you go on home, okay?
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Take the day off.
I'll finish all this.
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But who will input
all the contact information
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on the database?
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I will take care of it,
okay?
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You go home,
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do something special
for yourself.
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Oh. Okay.
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Well, that's kind of
what this was.
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This year I wanted to go
to Hawaii with a friend,
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but I can't afford Hawaii,
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and you're my best...
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- Oh, no, no, don't.
- Friend.
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Ooh.
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Okay. Ha ha.
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What's in the bag?
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Hawaii!
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Okay, look.
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Um, I got you a sarong,
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and suntan lotion,
macadamia nuts,
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hula music, "Pearl Harbor."
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Ben Affleck. Ooh!
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I guess we can
take out a little time
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to celebrate
your birthday.
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- Okay, good.
Go put this on. - Okay.
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I feel bad.
I didn't get you a present.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Cash is great!
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He doesn't look different.
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Who?
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Henry.
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He still looks
like a virgin.
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Yeah, I think he's stuck
with that look.
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Shh. Here he comes.
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Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
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Just stuff.
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Any stuff that you want
to talk to me about?
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Uh, nope.
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So, we're still cool?
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Still cool.
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Cool.
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How could he not tell me?
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And how could he tell Gary
and not me?
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And who is this girl?
What does she look like?
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Is she pretty?
Is she tall? Is she thin?
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Is she stupid?
I mean, who is she?
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Shannon.
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You know her name?
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Yeah, Gary told me.
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She works at Bloomie's,
and she's only two stops away.
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You want to go look at her?
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No, I don't need
to see her.
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Why not?
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I already
have her pictured.
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She's a little troll
with a glass eye
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and a little bit of a hump.
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And I'm good with that.
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All right, how about this?
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I go see her
and report back to you.
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No. What if she's
prettier than me?
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I'll lie.
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No, don't lie.
I have to know the truth.
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Okay, fine, fine.
If she's prettier than you,
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- then I will tell you.
- You would do that to me?
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What kind of crappy friend
are you?
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What do you want me to do?
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Insist I go, and don't
take no for an answer.
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Hey, guys, Holly and I
got to get off here.
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We forgot something.
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Yeah. We'll meet you
at the park later.
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What did you forget?
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Um...cheese.
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I got cheese.
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- Spicy mustard?
- Got it.
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Toothpicks?
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Right here.
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Tampons.
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[ men groan ]
Ah, hell, no!
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[ Hawaiian music playing ]
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See?
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Isn't this nice?
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It's like our own little
Hawaii above the city.
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Uh-huh.
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Isn't that your Palm Pilot?
Are you doing work?
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Oh, no. No, huh-unh.
I was playing a game
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called, uh, pin the tail
on my schedule.
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There is no working
on my birthday, please.
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All right, fine,
I'll put it away.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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Who's that?
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Ooh, I think I know who.
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Oh, Lauren.
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Here's a cute story.
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So, remember those
gift certificates for massages
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Harper & Diggs
gave to employees
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who did an excellent job?
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Yeah.
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I did an excellent job
stealing them!
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Happy birthday to me.
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You can set up
right over there, fellas.
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Hello.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay, look, I know it's your
birthday and everything,
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but I think luau time
is over.
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I need to get back to --
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, I think I can
carve out another hour
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for the rubbing.
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Oh, yeah.
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I've, um, I've never
had a massage
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from a male masseuse.
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Are you supposed
to take everything off?
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It's totally up to you.
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You know, most people
take everything off.
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I'll probably leave
like a little something on.
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My lipstick.
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Oh, my God, that's her!
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How do you know?
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The way she acts
all cocky.
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And her name tag
says "Shannon."
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You're looking at the girl
who soiled your boyfriend.
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She doesn't have a hump.
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Unfortunately, she's got
two nice ones in the front.
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Okay, okay, we have
seen her. Now let's go.
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No, I've got
to go talk to her.
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Why?
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I've got to find
something wrong with her.
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Hi. Can I help you?
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No, I was just noticing
what nice skin you have,
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and such pretty eyes.
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Might they be glass?
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What?
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What she means is they're
really bright and shiny.
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What kind of eyeliner
do you use?
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Oh.
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Hey, you look
kind of familiar.
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Uh, do you go
to Stuyvesant?
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Hunter.
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Huh. Oh, wait.
Did we go to camp together?
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I don't know.
Did you go to Ticonderoga?
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Yes!
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I thought I knew you
from somewhere.
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Wow! Hi. Holly.
261
00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:10,913
And this is Tina.
Hi.
262
00:11:10,952 --> 00:11:12,219
You know, I'm sorry.
263
00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,657
I don't know
if I remember you.
264
00:11:13,694 --> 00:11:15,495
Huh. Oh...
265
00:11:15,532 --> 00:11:17,233
I was a lot heavier
back then.
266
00:11:17,271 --> 00:11:18,972
I was hitting the s'mores
pretty hard
267
00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:20,309
around the campfire.
268
00:11:21,718 --> 00:11:23,852
Yeah, yeah, she went
to fat camp last summer.
269
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,525
Yeah, that's where
I met Tina.
270
00:11:26,966 --> 00:11:29,435
So, this has been
the weirdest week.
271
00:11:29,474 --> 00:11:31,942
First we ran into
Henry Gibson on the subway,
272
00:11:31,981 --> 00:11:33,882
now we see you here.
273
00:11:33,921 --> 00:11:35,254
Henry Gibson?
274
00:11:35,292 --> 00:11:36,959
Yeah, you remember him,
right?
275
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,297
He's kinda tall, cute.
276
00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:40,102
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember Henry.
277
00:11:40,139 --> 00:11:42,807
So, um, do you want
to look at something?
278
00:11:42,848 --> 00:11:44,515
Hey...
279
00:11:44,552 --> 00:11:47,521
Weren't you
and Henry kinda...
280
00:11:47,561 --> 00:11:49,095
You know,
I really don't want
281
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,833
to talk
about Henry right now.
282
00:11:50,872 --> 00:11:52,606
Why not?
283
00:11:52,643 --> 00:11:54,043
Because whenever
I think about him,
284
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,381
it makes me want to vomit.
285
00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:58,554
Henry Gibson?
286
00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:00,228
Are you sure you've got
the right one?
287
00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:02,201
He seems like
such a nice guy.
288
00:12:02,239 --> 00:12:03,706
Well, yeah, sure.
289
00:12:03,744 --> 00:12:05,678
See, that's his thing.
That's how he comes off.
290
00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:07,050
He comes off all nice
and sweet and innocent,
291
00:12:07,086 --> 00:12:08,587
and then he gets
what he wants,
292
00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:09,991
and he totally
blows you off.
293
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:13,164
Henry Gibson?
294
00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:15,073
You're not thinking
about going there, are you?
295
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,811
Because I'll tell you
the same thing
296
00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:18,317
that I tell any girl
who's even thinking
297
00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:19,588
about getting involved
with that punk.
298
00:12:19,624 --> 00:12:21,225
Stay away.
299
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:25,769
This may be my own
personal sickness,
300
00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:28,879
but I have never
found him more attractive.
301
00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:38,360
A te lo, Lauren.
302
00:12:38,397 --> 00:12:40,065
A te lago, Valerie.
303
00:12:40,403 --> 00:12:43,039
A te lago,
Carlos y Renaldo.
304
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:44,848
[ doorbell rings ]
305
00:12:46,393 --> 00:12:48,494
Ooh. That must be lunch.
306
00:12:48,532 --> 00:12:50,100
You ordered us lunch?
307
00:12:50,138 --> 00:12:52,339
Yes, I did. Something
special for your birthday.
308
00:12:52,378 --> 00:12:56,447
Oh, please let it be Carlos
with a side of Renaldo.
309
00:12:58,094 --> 00:12:59,528
Aloha.
310
00:12:59,565 --> 00:13:01,033
Hey, here's your food.
311
00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,237
Oh, great. Can you just
set it over there?
312
00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:03,908
Thanks.
313
00:13:03,945 --> 00:13:05,579
Did you remember the cake?
314
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,419
It's in the box.
And, you know, cake's free
315
00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:09,190
if today's
your actual birthday.
316
00:13:09,228 --> 00:13:10,529
- Oh, great.
- But I'll need to see some I.D.
317
00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:11,865
Okay.
318
00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:13,437
No problem. Let's see...
319
00:13:13,474 --> 00:13:16,943
Where does she keep --
ah, here we go.
320
00:13:16,984 --> 00:13:18,652
Um, today's not March 3rd.
321
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,025
- What?
- It says her birthday's March 3rd.
322
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:26,237
Unbelievable!
323
00:13:26,279 --> 00:13:29,248
You free cake people
are the worst.
324
00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:30,789
That'll be $45.
325
00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:34,198
You got change
for a hundred?
326
00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:35,804
- No.
- Good. Keep it.
327
00:13:37,246 --> 00:13:40,348
Oh, my God.
All this for me?
328
00:13:40,388 --> 00:13:42,890
Yep,
'cause it's your birthday.
329
00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:45,063
Aw, you got me a cake.
330
00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:48,038
Yes, I did. I got you
a birthday cake.
331
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,712
'Cause that
is what you eat
332
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,284
on your birthday.
333
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,759
Hey, I have an idea.
Let's have some now.
334
00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:55,765
Oh, yay!
335
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:58,503
Here you go!
Make a wish.
336
00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,578
Okay, I know just what
I'm going to wish for.
337
00:14:01,619 --> 00:14:03,587
You know,
if you make a wish
338
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,594
and it's not your birthday,
339
00:14:06,634 --> 00:14:09,469
you burn in hell.
340
00:14:09,509 --> 00:14:11,977
I wish it was my birthday.
341
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:25,618
So do you want to talk
about what's been bugging you?
342
00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,425
Nothing's bugging me.
343
00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:30,831
Come on, Gary, let's go
order at the counter.
344
00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:32,507
No, I want to stay
and find out
345
00:14:32,545 --> 00:14:34,046
what's bugging Holly.
346
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,684
If you don't come with me,
347
00:14:35,721 --> 00:14:37,689
I'm going to take
my female products
348
00:14:37,727 --> 00:14:39,027
out of my bag.
349
00:14:39,065 --> 00:14:40,532
Go ahead.
350
00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:43,438
Okay.
Okay, okay. Don't. Stop. Let's go.
351
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,689
You haven't looked me
in the eye all day.
352
00:14:51,535 --> 00:14:53,069
I get one-word answers.
353
00:14:53,107 --> 00:14:54,974
I think I know
when something's bugging you.
354
00:14:55,012 --> 00:14:56,545
You know me pretty well?
355
00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:58,218
I think I do.
356
00:14:58,255 --> 00:15:00,556
I think Gary's little
announcement this morning
357
00:15:00,596 --> 00:15:03,531
bothers you a lot more
than you want to admit.
358
00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,072
I saw her today.
359
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,076
Who?
360
00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:07,079
Shannon.
361
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,849
What?
362
00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:11,255
Yeah. I found out that
she works at Bloomie's,
363
00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:13,228
and that's where
Tina and I went.
364
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,234
Are you serious?
365
00:15:15,273 --> 00:15:16,773
I can deal with the fact
366
00:15:16,811 --> 00:15:18,678
that you didn't want
to tell me about her,
367
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,651
but did you really
just use her like that
368
00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:22,256
- and then blow her off?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
369
00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:24,128
You, uh, you talked to her?
About me?
370
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,800
How could you do that?
371
00:15:25,838 --> 00:15:27,705
It's not true,
is it, Henry?
372
00:15:27,744 --> 00:15:29,244
Just tell me that she's lying,
and I'll believe you.
373
00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:30,348
If you wanted
the whole story,
374
00:15:30,384 --> 00:15:32,119
you should have
come to me first!
375
00:15:32,157 --> 00:15:33,958
Oh, my God.
You're avoiding the question.
376
00:15:33,996 --> 00:15:35,997
Uh, no. What I'm avoiding
is telling you
377
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,504
exactly how angry I am
right now.
378
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:40,644
You're angry? Well, you know,
I'm a little freaked.
379
00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,383
Can you imagine how I felt
when she said --
380
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:43,888
I don't care
what she said!
381
00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:45,425
You never
should have gone there.
382
00:15:45,463 --> 00:15:47,164
I would never go digging
around your private life.
383
00:15:47,202 --> 00:15:48,869
That's 'cause I'm honest
with you,
384
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,007
and I tell you everything.
385
00:15:50,044 --> 00:15:51,344
Honest with me?
386
00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:52,648
Um, I think the conversation
this morning
387
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,819
went a little like this --
388
00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:55,522
"It's okay. I'm cool."
389
00:15:55,561 --> 00:15:56,861
"You swear?"
390
00:15:56,897 --> 00:15:58,531
"I swear."
391
00:15:58,570 --> 00:16:00,871
If you were totally
cool about it,
392
00:16:00,909 --> 00:16:03,377
you wouldn't have been lurking
around a department store
393
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:05,885
stalking my old girlfriends.
394
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,491
"Girlfriends"?
395
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:10,031
What, did you do the entire
lingerie department, too?
396
00:16:10,071 --> 00:16:12,405
Maybe.
397
00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:19,224
I hope he had a good time
with that camp girl,
398
00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:23,234
'cause that's going to have
to last him a long time.
399
00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:35,108
Finished.
400
00:16:35,146 --> 00:16:36,947
Thank you.
401
00:16:36,985 --> 00:16:38,519
Anything else?
402
00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:40,390
No. Thank you.
You can go.
403
00:16:43,705 --> 00:16:46,506
[ Hawaiian music plays ]
404
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,448
That's not funny.
405
00:16:48,486 --> 00:16:50,153
[ turns off music ]
406
00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:51,958
Okay, can I ask you
something?
407
00:16:51,997 --> 00:16:53,630
Did you have fun today?
408
00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:54,868
You made me waste --
409
00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:57,339
Ah, ah!
Did you have fun today?
410
00:16:57,379 --> 00:16:58,479
You lied to me --
411
00:16:58,516 --> 00:17:00,217
Buh, buh, buh!
412
00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:02,255
Did you have fun?
413
00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:03,827
Yes.
414
00:17:03,865 --> 00:17:04,998
Did you relax?
415
00:17:05,036 --> 00:17:06,302
Yes.
416
00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:08,407
Okay, well, then did it
ever occur to you
417
00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:10,414
that I was doing something
nice for you today?
418
00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:11,519
No.
419
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:13,256
Okay, look,
420
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:17,196
sometimes people look at me
because I'm so pretty,
421
00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:20,774
and they think
I'm superficial.
422
00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:22,883
But there is depth there.
423
00:17:22,923 --> 00:17:26,659
And the truth is,
I'm worried about you.
424
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,035
"Why?" you ask?
425
00:17:29,074 --> 00:17:32,176
'Cause I don't want
anything to happen to you.
426
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,085
Look, I spent my whole life
watching my father
427
00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:37,160
work every Saturday
and most Sundays.
428
00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:39,600
And you know what
that got him?
429
00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:40,939
A heart attack.
430
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,044
Is this a real story?
431
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,817
Oh, my God, I wouldn't
lie about that.
432
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,822
Okay, sorry. Is he okay?
433
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:48,561
Is your father still...
434
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:51,968
Someone who always
wanted a son? Yes.
435
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,244
But with lower
cholesterol.
436
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,450
Look, the point is,
437
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:58,457
it was really scary.
438
00:17:58,496 --> 00:18:01,164
And you are, like,
so tightly wound.
439
00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:03,505
And I don't want anything
to happen to you.
440
00:18:03,544 --> 00:18:07,347
You should think about that
every time you want to fire me.
441
00:18:07,389 --> 00:18:11,092
'Cause without me,
oh, you're dead.
442
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,868
So you did all of this
for me?
443
00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:16,711
I'm a giver.
444
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,085
Admit it...
445
00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:21,659
you loved my fake birthday.
446
00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,266
I did.
447
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,737
Oh.
448
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:25,841
Thank you.
449
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,345
You know what?
450
00:18:27,383 --> 00:18:29,350
I think we should celebrate
your fake birthday
451
00:18:29,389 --> 00:18:30,956
at least once a month,
452
00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:33,128
and always invite
hot Brazilian men.
453
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,667
I've got more coupons.
454
00:18:34,704 --> 00:18:36,204
Ooh, I get Renaldo.
455
00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:37,776
Okay.
456
00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:51,317
Hello, Holly.
457
00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:52,921
Hello, Henry.
458
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:54,927
You're looking well.
459
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,999
So, you called.
460
00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:59,039
Was there something
you care to discuss?
461
00:18:59,077 --> 00:19:03,180
Would you like to hear
my side of the story?
462
00:19:03,223 --> 00:19:05,190
Sure.
463
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,896
Shannon wasn't lying.
464
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,369
Oh, my God, Henry,
how could you do that?
465
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,976
Well, would you just
let me finish?
466
00:19:11,013 --> 00:19:12,080
Yes.
467
00:19:15,928 --> 00:19:18,163
After the incident,
468
00:19:18,201 --> 00:19:20,903
I didn't speak to her.
469
00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:23,077
The whole thing
was a nightmare.
470
00:19:23,116 --> 00:19:25,784
She was bossy
and cold,
471
00:19:25,824 --> 00:19:29,126
and she accused me
of being in over my head.
472
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,302
I mean,
it was my first time.
473
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:33,375
And not a lot of women
know this,
474
00:19:33,414 --> 00:19:36,316
but it's a little
nerve-racking for the guy, too.
475
00:19:36,356 --> 00:19:38,924
And by the way, I think
I did a pretty damn good job,
476
00:19:38,964 --> 00:19:41,499
considering it was dark
and we were both in a canoe.
477
00:19:41,538 --> 00:19:43,672
So you didn't use her.
478
00:19:43,711 --> 00:19:47,947
No. After the way
she treated me like that,
479
00:19:47,991 --> 00:19:51,560
I just didn't want
anything to do with her.
480
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:54,470
And that's
the whole story.
481
00:19:57,118 --> 00:19:58,852
So we're okay?
482
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:01,759
Pretty much.
483
00:20:01,798 --> 00:20:04,567
Come on, what else?
484
00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:06,508
I don't know.
485
00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:12,357
What?
486
00:20:12,397 --> 00:20:14,632
I just sort of feel like
we don't have that thing
487
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,137
in common anymore.
488
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,876
I mean, what I loved
was that when we were ready,
489
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:23,520
we were going to experience
our first time together.
490
00:20:23,564 --> 00:20:27,900
Well, my first time
was in a canoe,
491
00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:30,345
so, technically, on land
I'm still a virgin.
492
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:43,752
Hey, what are you
doing out here?
493
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:45,025
Hey. Watching birds.
494
00:20:45,062 --> 00:20:47,229
Oh, that's sweet.
495
00:20:47,268 --> 00:20:50,003
Yeah. They keep pooping
over there in the same spot.
496
00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:52,678
But I don't mind.
You know why?
497
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,185
Why?
498
00:20:54,222 --> 00:20:56,457
Because I'm chillin'.
499
00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:58,197
How was the park?
500
00:20:58,234 --> 00:21:00,402
It was fun.
I got a little color
501
00:21:00,441 --> 00:21:01,908
and found out
Henry's not a virgin.
502
00:21:01,946 --> 00:21:02,812
Henry?
503
00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:03,815
I know.
504
00:21:03,852 --> 00:21:05,219
Henry Gibson?
505
00:21:05,255 --> 00:21:07,123
I know.
506
00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:08,828
Wait a second.
507
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,269
He's not -- not a --
because you're not...
508
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:15,613
No, no, don't worry.
I'm the last virgin in my group.
509
00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:17,954
Possibly on the planet.
510
00:21:17,994 --> 00:21:19,961
That's what I like
to hear.
511
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,967
You keep up
the good work.
512
00:21:22,002 --> 00:21:24,737
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