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Hey, Vince,
have you seen my sister?
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Yeah, she's
in Vic's old office.
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What are you doing
in here?
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I miss Vic.
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You better get out.
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The new boss is gonna be here
any minute.
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I hate the new boss.
I want pretty Vic.
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Oh, hi, I just wanted --
ew, you're not the new boss.
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Oh...hi, handsome.
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Ooh, you like?
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[ sighs ]
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Val, why can't you
just admit
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you're gonna miss Vic, too?
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Of course
I'm gonna miss Vic.
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He was a great boss --
tough, but fair,
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and we're all -- oh.
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Remember how his little hair
used to stick up?
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Mmm.
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You know what?
I'm glad he's gone.
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Now I can stop worrying
about,
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"He's the boss, but
am I attracted to him?"
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Or "Should I have a drink
with him or not?"
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Or "If I show up at work
wearing his shirt,
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will people be suspicious?"
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Hey.
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Uh, this is my office, right?
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Later, pretty boy.
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Hi. I'm Lauren.
Welcome aboard.
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Peter. Nice to meet you.
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Hmm.
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Okay, that's good.
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Hi, I'm Holly.
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If you need anything,
I'm here 24-7.
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Since when?
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Since now.
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Cute kid.
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Thanks.
Uh, that's my sister.
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I got her a job here
part-time.
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Go nepotism.
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I'm Val Tyler.
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Oh, you're Val.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, nice to meet you.
Vic told me all about you.
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He did?
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Sounds like you guys
had a great relationship.
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Oh, yeah, w-we --
great relationship.
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Very...professional.
[ chuckles ]
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Strictly professional.
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Um, so, if you need any help
getting settled in or --
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Ooh, whoo!
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[ chuckles ]
Goosed myself.
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[ intro to "What I Like
About You" plays ]
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⪠Hey! âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whisperin'
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠Hey! âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, hey, Holly,
how was school?
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Stupid. How's work?
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Stupid.
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Hey, Lauren?
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Isn't it the rule that
if you finish the pot,
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you have to make a new one?
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Oh, hey, bike messenger.
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I have a name.
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Don't care.
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What are you eating?!
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Chicken, and you're not
getting any.
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I don't want any.
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Don't you know you're putting
tons of synthetic hormones
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into your body?
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You've been doing the same bit
all summer.
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You're not getting
my chicken.
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Oh, I think I will.
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Get out of here.
Ew, hard.
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Uh-huh, do you want to feel
the machine?
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Oh, my God,
you are so obnoxious.
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I'm gonna give you a wing.
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I'd rather have
a drumstick.
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You're not getting
a drumstick.
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Oh, I think I will.
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You are such a nerd!
You can't just expect --
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What's up, guys?
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What's up, guys?
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Hey, what's going on?
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Hey, Henry, I was just stealing
your girlfriend's chicken.
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[ chuckles ]
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So, you guys are having
a little picnic, huh?
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That's fun.
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So, uh, you ready to go out
on our date?
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Is it 6:00 already?
102
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Yeah, you probably lost track
of time,
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what with the picnic
and everything.
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Where you guys going?
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Oh, we're just gonna hang out
at Washington Square Park,
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maybe hit
the Liberty Diner after.
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Hey, you want to go?
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Yeah. Yeah,
I could do that.
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I got a couple more deliveries.
I'll meet you guys there.
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Thanks for the wing.
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No prob.
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What?! What is the matter
with you?!
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Uh, uh, nothing.
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I was just, uh,
Vince is coming, huh?
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Yeah, that's okay, right?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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I just, uh, I just thought
it was gonna be you and me.
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Gary's coming.
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Yeah, you, me, and Gary.
That's kind of the group.
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Vince can't be in the group?
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Of course he can.
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It's just that the three of us
have such a wonderful dynamic,
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it should be a group decision.
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I mean, it's not fair
to Gary if --
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It doesn't bother me.
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As soon as Jill comes back
from France,
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I'll be ditching y'all
anyway.
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So I got my arms
around her,
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and I'm looking right
into her eyes.
130
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And just when I'm about
to go for it, I realize...
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Chick's a dude!
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Oh!
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[ laughter ]
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That, my friend,
is one funny story.
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How about you and I go
get us some drinks, huh?
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If I can get up.
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I'm laughing so hard.
138
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Yo, what's up, man?
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You're all over Vince,
laughing at all his jokes,
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telling him
his hair is cool.
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What's up with that?
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It's all part of my plan.
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What, to marry him?
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To act not jealous.
145
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Holly can't know I'm all
insecure and jealous.
146
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It'll make me look weak.
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Jealous? Come on, man,
what are you jealous of?
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It's just she's always talking
about him and how funny he is.
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You know, he gets to see her
more than I do,
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and he's a guy.
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Well, I'm a guy.
You're not jealous of me.
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I'm sorry, I just don't
find you attractive.
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What?
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Well, you're jealous
and insecure,
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and I don't like weak men.
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Wait, Henry,
if Vince really bugs you, man,
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then you need to talk to her
about it.
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No! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no. No.
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See, I think Holly and I
are pretty tight right now.
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I'm just not 100% positive
she thinks so.
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I mean, what if she isn't
as sure about us as I am?
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A jealous boyfriend isn't gonna
make her any more sure.
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Yeah, that's true.
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So, I'm sorry for calling you
jealous and insecure.
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I'm still not attracted
to you.
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Vic focused mostly
on print placement,
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but I think, especially now,
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We should really move more
into electronic media.
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What do you think?
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What?
Oh, sorry, I wasn't, uh --
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Can we talk about fun stuff?
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[ chuckles ] Okay.
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Oh, is this your family?
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Yeah. Yeah,
that's my mom and dad
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and my two younger sisters.
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And right here, that is the
greatest guy in the world.
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Oh, what a cute lab.
What's his name?
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Labby.
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Yeah, I came up with that.
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Wow! Now,
this is an amazing city.
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You know, uh, I have a bit
of a confession to make.
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This is the biggest office
I've ever had.
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I have a little confession
to make, too.
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If I don't get something
to eat soon,
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I'm gonna have to eat Labby.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry.
It's almost 9:00.
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No wonder you're starving.
Here, this will hold you.
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You like peanut butter?
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Ooh, creamy.
I love creamy.
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Is there another kind?
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[ chuckles ]
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Here, ladies first.
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Oh, thank you.
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To the best first day of work
that I have ever had.
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Cheers. Ooh, here.
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Oh.
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Hey, how about tomorrow night
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I take you out
for a real dinner?
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Hmm?
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[ chuckles ]
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Um...[ mumbles ]
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[ coughs ]
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Is that a yes?
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No, no.
See, here's the thing.
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I have a rule -- a strict --
very strict rule.
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I do not date people
I work with.
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Well, it wouldn't be
a date.
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It's a thank-you meal.
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It's only a date if I kiss you
good night.
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Hmm. Oh, no.
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Val, wait.
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Do me a favor -- just
think about it overnight.
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And, look, if tomorrow
the answer is still no,
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then I'll drop it.
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Peter --
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Unh-unh. Tomorrow.
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[ sighs ]
Okay, tomorrow,
218
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but the answer
is still gonna be no.
219
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Oh, I am so screwed.
220
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All right, I'm taking off.
I'll see you guys Monday.
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- Peace.
- Bye.
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He's a great guy, huh?
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Oh, the best.
The best.
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I can't wait for Monday.
225
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I'll be right back.
226
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Hey...
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is he okay?
228
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I think so. Why?
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He's been acting
really weird.
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Well, uh, you know, is
everything okay with you guys?
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Yeah, it's great.
It's better than ever.
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Maybe you ought to
tell him that.
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- He knows.
- Maybe he doesn't.
234
00:10:02,029 --> 00:10:03,496
- Of course he does.
- Maybe you're wrong.
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Maybe if you don't tell me
what you know,
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you'll get my foot
in your ass.
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Okay, I'm only telling you this
because I care about him.
238
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Henry is having a little
problem with Vince.
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What kind of problem?
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He's jealous.
241
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What? That's ridiculous.
Vince is just my friend.
242
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I know, I know, but sometimes
guys can get a little weird
243
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about their girlfriends
having "guy friends."
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You're a guy.
He's not jealous of you.
245
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He doesn't find me
attractive.
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Can you believe that?!
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Oh, my God,
that's ridiculous.
248
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I know, look at my perfect,
v-shaped body.
249
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Henry?
250
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- Don't tell him I told you.
- I won't.
251
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Gary told me
you're jealous of Vince.
252
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I can't believe
you feel like this.
253
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I...I know. I'm sorry.
254
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I feel stupid, but there's
something about that guy
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that just -- I don't know.
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Whenever I see you two together,
he's like --
257
00:10:55,883 --> 00:10:57,483
You're always laughing.
258
00:10:57,518 --> 00:10:59,118
He's all edgy and cool.
259
00:10:59,153 --> 00:11:00,653
But he's not you.
260
00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:03,689
Who did I spend every single
day this summer with?
261
00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:07,293
Who did I call every single
night before I went to bed?
262
00:11:07,327 --> 00:11:08,795
You. You! I love you!
263
00:11:12,699 --> 00:11:14,100
What?
264
00:11:14,134 --> 00:11:16,002
Nothing.
265
00:11:16,036 --> 00:11:18,070
Ah! I am so glad
you said that!
266
00:11:18,105 --> 00:11:20,640
I've been wanting to say it
for so long,
267
00:11:20,674 --> 00:11:23,609
but I didn't want to be the one
to say it first,
268
00:11:23,644 --> 00:11:25,845
because if you didn't say
it back,
269
00:11:25,879 --> 00:11:27,880
I don't think
I could take it.
270
00:11:27,915 --> 00:11:29,282
Ohh!
271
00:11:29,316 --> 00:11:32,518
I love you, too.
272
00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:34,320
Mmm.
273
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,000
[ door opens ]
274
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,768
[ Both ]: Oh, thank God!
- What?
275
00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:49,472
I think I just made
a huge mistake.
276
00:11:49,506 --> 00:11:51,207
- I think I'm about to.
- Who's gonna go first?
277
00:11:51,242 --> 00:11:52,208
- Me.
- Me, me, me!
278
00:11:52,243 --> 00:11:53,343
I win. I was louder.
279
00:11:53,377 --> 00:11:55,011
I'm gonna tell you this,
280
00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:57,347
but you have to promise not
to say "I told you so."
281
00:11:57,381 --> 00:11:58,514
I can't promise that.
282
00:11:58,549 --> 00:12:00,083
All right, I can't tell you.
283
00:12:00,117 --> 00:12:02,318
Okay, fine, I promise,
I promise. Tell me.
284
00:12:02,353 --> 00:12:03,486
All right.
285
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,155
Peter asked me to go out
on a date,
286
00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:08,091
and I think I want to go.
287
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,959
[ hums "I told you so" ]
288
00:12:09,994 --> 00:12:12,495
All right, tell me
everything -- everything.
289
00:12:12,529 --> 00:12:14,764
Okay, we were working,
and it was late.
290
00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:17,166
And we stopped working,
and he got charming.
291
00:12:17,201 --> 00:12:19,602
Then, all of a sudden,
he got real charming,
292
00:12:19,637 --> 00:12:21,604
- and there was peanut butter.
- Peanut butter?
293
00:12:21,639 --> 00:12:22,805
Not for that.
294
00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:25,775
What am I doing?
295
00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:27,110
I don't need a boyfriend
right now,
296
00:12:27,144 --> 00:12:28,778
especially not a guy
I work with.
297
00:12:28,812 --> 00:12:30,647
You know what I went through
with Vic.
298
00:12:30,681 --> 00:12:35,218
Nothing!
You went through nothing!
299
00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:37,420
Oh, my God, you never even
went out with Vic!
300
00:12:37,454 --> 00:12:40,156
All you ever did was come home
and whine about your feelings
301
00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,824
and how you couldn't act
on them,
302
00:12:41,859 --> 00:12:43,493
because he was your boss.
303
00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:45,361
Yeah, I know, and I cannot go
through that again.
304
00:12:45,396 --> 00:12:48,731
Me neither,
so go out with him!
305
00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:50,233
What if --
306
00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:53,703
Okay, when is the last time
you took a risk of any kind?
307
00:12:53,737 --> 00:12:56,239
When I asked you
to move in with me.
308
00:12:56,273 --> 00:12:58,308
And how great
is that going?
309
00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,409
That's true.
310
00:12:59,443 --> 00:13:00,977
But what if we start
going out
311
00:13:01,011 --> 00:13:02,679
and we start really
liking each other,
312
00:13:02,713 --> 00:13:04,347
then he tells me he never
wants to get married,
313
00:13:04,381 --> 00:13:05,948
we go through
a painful breakup,
314
00:13:05,983 --> 00:13:07,317
and I still have to work
with him?
315
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,851
But isn't it so much easier
316
00:13:08,886 --> 00:13:10,320
to work with a jerk
that you're totally over
317
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,788
than working with someone
318
00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:13,156
who you're constantly
wondering about?
319
00:13:14,058 --> 00:13:16,426
Go ahead, try to find
a hole in that.
320
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:17,661
Ain't gonna happen.
321
00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:19,062
All right, I'll do it.
322
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:20,063
Yay!
323
00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:21,665
- But what if --
- You're going.
324
00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:23,300
- No, I'm just saying --
- Stop saying.
325
00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:26,036
I really don't --
[ telephone rings ]
326
00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:29,005
Okay, stop thinking.
I'll be right there.
327
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,742
Hello?
Oh, hey, Henry.
328
00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:34,411
Uh, no, I was just talking
to my sister.
329
00:13:34,445 --> 00:13:35,879
Um, no, no, it's okay.
330
00:13:35,913 --> 00:13:38,048
I think
we're pretty much done.
331
00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:40,250
Really?
332
00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:41,318
[ chuckles ]
333
00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:43,420
You love me?
[ giggles ]
334
00:13:43,454 --> 00:13:46,623
No, that's nine,
but who's counting?
335
00:13:46,657 --> 00:13:48,892
Oop! 10.
336
00:13:48,926 --> 00:13:51,194
[ sighs ]
337
00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:00,403
Hey, you okay?
338
00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:03,073
You sounded kind of weird
on the phone.
339
00:14:03,107 --> 00:14:05,342
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
340
00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:07,410
Um, I may not be in a minute,
341
00:14:07,445 --> 00:14:11,348
because I have to tell you
something that may upset you.
342
00:14:11,382 --> 00:14:14,985
Vince is coming?
343
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:16,820
What? No, no.
344
00:14:16,854 --> 00:14:21,191
It's about you and me --
well, me.
345
00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:23,693
Okay, let's sit down.
346
00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:26,296
[ clears throat ]
347
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,497
Okay.
348
00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:29,466
I said something yesterday
349
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:33,036
that I may not have completely
and totally meant
350
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:35,005
the way that you heard it.
351
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:37,474
You don't love me.
352
00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:41,878
No. I mean, not yet.
353
00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:46,082
So, this was just like
a really mean joke?
354
00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:48,084
Oh, no, no, no, no.
355
00:14:48,119 --> 00:14:50,987
I just felt so bad that
you were jealous of Vince,
356
00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:53,523
and I just --
I got a little carried away,
357
00:14:53,558 --> 00:14:56,259
and I wanted you to know
how I feel about you.
358
00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:57,794
How do you feel about me?
359
00:14:57,829 --> 00:14:59,863
I always thought that,
when I said it,
360
00:14:59,897 --> 00:15:01,731
I would know
what I was feeling.
361
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:03,667
And I don't know what
I'm feeling,
362
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,569
so I don't think
it's love...yet.
363
00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:09,206
So, you don't love me...yet.
364
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,808
[ chuckles ]
I think I'm close.
365
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:16,546
Like, I'm at "I lo you."
366
00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:22,819
So, how close would you say
you are to the "ve"?
367
00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:24,754
Really close.
368
00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:28,024
Like 10 minutes, 2 years?
369
00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:29,893
Prom would be cool.
370
00:15:29,927 --> 00:15:32,195
[ chuckles ]
I'm sorry.
371
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,330
Yeah.
372
00:15:33,364 --> 00:15:35,298
If you want, you could
take yours back.
373
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,366
No.
374
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:38,602
I don't want to.
375
00:15:38,636 --> 00:15:40,136
You sure you're okay?
376
00:15:40,171 --> 00:15:41,838
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
377
00:15:41,873 --> 00:15:45,275
I have to warn you, though,
I'm gonna wear you down.
378
00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:46,309
Bring it on.
379
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,467
Oh, wow, what's this?
380
00:15:55,502 --> 00:15:57,469
Peanut-butter cheesecake.
381
00:15:57,504 --> 00:16:00,773
Oh, my God, peanut butter
and cheesecake?
382
00:16:00,807 --> 00:16:02,341
Can they do that?
383
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,878
To the best second day of work
that I've ever had.
384
00:16:09,249 --> 00:16:11,283
Oh, yes!
385
00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:13,685
Oh, sorry.
386
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,699
Okay, you know what?
I have to be honest with you.
387
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:20,235
In my mind, this doesn't feel
like a thank-you meal.
388
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,770
It feels like a date.
389
00:16:21,805 --> 00:16:24,039
I thought you said
it was a date
390
00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:26,375
only if you kissed me
good night.
391
00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:28,877
In my mind, I already did.
392
00:16:28,912 --> 00:16:30,145
How was it?
393
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,848
Hang on.
We're not done.
394
00:16:32,882 --> 00:16:34,383
Oh, excellent.
395
00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,185
[ chuckles ]
396
00:16:36,219 --> 00:16:37,953
Peter?
397
00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:40,389
Oh, Nicole.
398
00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:41,457
[ clears throat ] Hi.
399
00:16:41,491 --> 00:16:42,558
Hi.
400
00:16:42,592 --> 00:16:44,460
Uh, this is Val Tyler.
401
00:16:44,494 --> 00:16:46,061
Hi.
402
00:16:46,096 --> 00:16:48,831
[ clears throat ]
Our table's ready.
403
00:16:48,865 --> 00:16:50,432
Oh, hi, Bob.
404
00:16:55,105 --> 00:16:57,840
That, uh,
that was Nicole and Bob.
405
00:16:57,874 --> 00:16:59,675
Oh, I sense a little --
406
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:02,644
Yeah, there's a little
history there.
407
00:17:02,679 --> 00:17:04,013
Old girlfriend?
408
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:06,215
Oh, no, no, uh,
Nicole and I kind of --
409
00:17:06,249 --> 00:17:08,784
See, she and Bob were having
marital problems,
410
00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:10,386
and my car was in the shop,
411
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,755
so we were both feeling
kind of vulnerable.
412
00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:15,057
You know how those things
can happen.
413
00:17:15,091 --> 00:17:17,299
Marital problems as in she
was still with Bob
414
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,700
when you two, uh...
415
00:17:18,735 --> 00:17:20,302
Oh, no, no, no.
It's not what you think.
416
00:17:20,336 --> 00:17:21,303
Oh.
417
00:17:21,337 --> 00:17:23,605
See, she wasn't happy.
418
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:28,176
What -- she was still
married to Bob.
419
00:17:28,211 --> 00:17:30,612
But she wasn't happy.
420
00:17:32,315 --> 00:17:36,351
They were having intimacy
issues, and she and I weren't.
421
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:41,423
I mean, we really weren't.
422
00:17:41,457 --> 00:17:43,825
Anyway, look how happy
they are again,
423
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,395
and I don't mind
taking a little credit.
424
00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:49,698
What are you talking about?
425
00:17:49,732 --> 00:17:51,967
I think the stuff
that we did,
426
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:55,337
she would bring home and try
out on good old Bob.
427
00:17:57,540 --> 00:18:00,409
Kind of heated things up
for them again.
428
00:18:00,443 --> 00:18:02,210
You know, in a weird way,
429
00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:05,113
I was kind of like
a marriage counselor.
430
00:18:05,148 --> 00:18:07,549
[ laughing ] Oh.
431
00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:08,917
What?
432
00:18:08,952 --> 00:18:12,788
You have no idea
how happy I am right now.
433
00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:16,525
Well, I am feeling pretty
happy myself.
434
00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:19,094
Did you know
I was up all night
435
00:18:19,128 --> 00:18:21,964
thinking about how adorable
you were
436
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:23,699
and charming and sexy?
437
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:26,168
I was really worried it was
gonna be a problem
438
00:18:26,202 --> 00:18:28,103
because, you know,
you're my boss,
439
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:30,672
but it's so not a problem,
because you are a pig.
440
00:18:30,707 --> 00:18:33,308
So thank you
for the thank-you dinner,
441
00:18:33,343 --> 00:18:35,744
and I will see you tomorrow
at work
442
00:18:35,778 --> 00:18:38,814
with no potential messy,
sexual complications.
443
00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:39,848
Uh, Val?
444
00:18:39,882 --> 00:18:41,049
Yeah?
445
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:44,853
Last night when you were
thinking about me,
446
00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,888
were you in the tub?
447
00:18:46,923 --> 00:18:50,425
Oh, yeah, this just keeps
getting better and better.
448
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,107
[ door opens ]
449
00:18:58,141 --> 00:18:59,375
Hey!
450
00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:01,210
Ooh, I like that "hey."
451
00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:03,145
I love you so much.
452
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:05,648
Who doesn't?
453
00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:08,551
Thank you for making me
go out with Peter.
454
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:10,987
Oh, you're welcome.
What happened?
455
00:19:11,021 --> 00:19:13,256
Oh, he took me to a really
great restaurant.
456
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:14,457
Where?
457
00:19:14,491 --> 00:19:16,092
Oh, whatever -- some
really romantic place.
458
00:19:16,126 --> 00:19:17,326
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
459
00:19:17,361 --> 00:19:18,928
Then he did everything
perfectly.
460
00:19:18,962 --> 00:19:20,930
He ordered the best wine,
the best dinner.
461
00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:23,065
Oh, and he was so nice
to the waiters.
462
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,101
I thought, "Oh, my God,
this is it."
463
00:19:25,135 --> 00:19:26,669
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
464
00:19:26,703 --> 00:19:30,000
Then I found out he had an
affair with a married woman.
465
00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:31,252
Oh, crap.
466
00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:33,254
Why'd you come in here all,
"Hey!"?
467
00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,190
Because now my problem
is solved.
468
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:37,559
I don't have to worry about
dating the boss
469
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,228
or wonder what it would
be like to date the boss,
470
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,131
because I dated the boss,
and the boss is nauseating.
471
00:19:45,801 --> 00:19:47,969
Well, did you at least stay
for dessert?
472
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:50,505
Oh, yeah, peanut-butter
cheesecake in my purse.
473
00:19:50,539 --> 00:19:52,040
Good woman.
474
00:19:52,074 --> 00:19:54,209
Oh, you know what I remembered
halfway through dinner?
475
00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:56,011
Last night, you said
you made a mistake,
476
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:57,612
but we never got
to talk about it.
477
00:19:57,646 --> 00:19:58,813
Oh, I took care of it.
478
00:19:58,848 --> 00:19:59,848
What?
479
00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:01,182
It's no big deal.
480
00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:03,018
I accidentally told Henry
I loved him,
481
00:20:03,052 --> 00:20:05,453
and then I kind of had
to take it back.
482
00:20:05,488 --> 00:20:06,721
Oh, my God! Why?
483
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,523
'Cause I'm not
really there yet,
484
00:20:08,557 --> 00:20:11,026
and I don't want to say it
just to say it.
485
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,160
I want to mean it.
486
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:14,429
Wow.
487
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,830
What?
488
00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:19,934
Nothing, it's just you handled
that really well.
489
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,170
All mature and everything.
490
00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:24,639
That's good, right?
491
00:20:24,673 --> 00:20:26,174
Yeah. No, it's great.
492
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:29,010
I guess you just
don't need me anymore.
493
00:20:29,045 --> 00:20:31,312
What? Of course I do.
494
00:20:31,347 --> 00:20:33,548
You know what I did?
495
00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:36,651
I thought to myself,
"What would Val do?"
496
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:37,886
Liar.
497
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,454
[ scoffs ] I did!
498
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,425
I didn't say it out loud,
but here in my head.
499
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,826
I'm in your head?
500
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:47,162
Totally.
And you know what?
501
00:20:47,196 --> 00:20:49,264
I'm gonna have
more problems.
502
00:20:49,298 --> 00:20:51,666
Could get arrested
for shoplifting.
503
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,368
You know how I love stuff.
504
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:56,104
You're not gonna do that,
but if you did,
505
00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:58,339
I would know
exactly what to do.
506
00:20:58,374 --> 00:20:59,908
Mm-hmm, yeah, you would.
507
00:20:59,942 --> 00:21:03,511
Oh, my God, I just remembered
another problem.
508
00:21:03,546 --> 00:21:04,746
Ooh, what?
509
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,614
There's this girl sitting
on a couch,
510
00:21:06,649 --> 00:21:09,617
having a fabulous conversation
with the best sister ever,
511
00:21:09,652 --> 00:21:12,520
and she's eating this amazing
peanut-butter cheesecake.
512
00:21:12,555 --> 00:21:15,290
She's totally comfortable,
but she's dying of thirst.
513
00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:16,291
What does she do?
514
00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:19,094
She needs milk, huh?
515
00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:20,462
Yeah, she does.
516
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,030
Oh. Well, I would tell her
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to get her thirsty butt
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