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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,674 --> 00:00:05,108 Hey, a... are we sure this is a suicide? 2 00:00:05,143 --> 00:00:06,476 You do not want to buy 3 00:00:06,511 --> 00:00:08,399 Don Hubbard's fortress of solitude. 4 00:00:08,433 --> 00:00:10,337 Ha ha! Escrow just closed. 5 00:00:10,371 --> 00:00:12,069 You need a real carpenter. 6 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:13,234 How much money did you give him for materials? 7 00:00:13,269 --> 00:00:15,599 Sully! Give me my money back. 8 00:00:16,299 --> 00:00:18,333 - Kids, go back inside. - What is happening? 9 00:00:18,367 --> 00:00:19,636 We have a warrant for your husband's arrest. 10 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:21,144 I'm having memories. 11 00:00:21,178 --> 00:00:23,075 It's the Hubbard house that's making it happen. 12 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:25,009 - We've got some big news. - We're pregnant! 13 00:00:25,043 --> 00:00:26,441 Found out today that the baby's not Nick's. 14 00:00:26,476 --> 00:00:28,241 - It's Neil's. - What?! 15 00:00:28,276 --> 00:00:30,508 It's my princess Valhalla costume. 16 00:00:30,542 --> 00:00:32,441 - How long have you lived here? - What do you really want to know? 17 00:00:32,475 --> 00:00:34,111 Lynda and I are setting up a table 18 00:00:34,145 --> 00:00:35,581 at this comic shop in Kc-Mo 19 00:00:35,616 --> 00:00:36,948 to sell pictures of me for money. 20 00:00:36,983 --> 00:00:38,184 You don't have to get with every female 21 00:00:38,219 --> 00:00:39,654 who crushes on you, Marshall. 22 00:00:39,689 --> 00:00:41,823 Courtney, I don't want to put my boner in... 23 00:00:41,857 --> 00:00:44,792 - Do that stuff with boys, and then come home to me. - Do you see what's happening here? 24 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:47,462 A large cell has moved through the area. 25 00:00:47,496 --> 00:00:49,299 - Where are you going? - Hubbard's basement. It's bigger. Come on. Let's go. 26 00:00:49,334 --> 00:00:52,136 You're not worried about Neil's baby, are you? - You mean Nick's. 27 00:00:53,506 --> 00:00:54,640 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 28 00:00:54,674 --> 00:00:55,641 What about the tornado? 29 00:00:55,675 --> 00:00:57,311 - It's over. - Where's mom going? 30 00:00:57,345 --> 00:01:00,581 She'll be back. 31 00:01:00,615 --> 00:01:09,618 Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow www.Addic7ed.Com 32 00:02:12,247 --> 00:02:13,515 Hello? 33 00:02:13,549 --> 00:02:15,017 Tara? 34 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:16,385 Max? 35 00:02:16,419 --> 00:02:18,487 W... where are you? Are you okay? 36 00:02:18,521 --> 00:02:21,924 Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm fine. 37 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:24,327 I've been worried about you all night. 38 00:02:24,362 --> 00:02:26,796 I seem to do that to people. 39 00:02:26,830 --> 00:02:28,197 I just got a call. 40 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,333 Guess who's paying us a visit at 1:00. 41 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:33,135 Department of family fuckin' services. 42 00:02:33,169 --> 00:02:34,770 It's the Sully thing. 43 00:02:34,804 --> 00:02:36,972 Court's sending someone over to check on the kids... 44 00:02:37,006 --> 00:02:38,606 make sure I'm not an unfit parent. 45 00:02:39,841 --> 00:02:41,108 Tara? 46 00:02:41,143 --> 00:02:42,943 Hello? 47 00:02:42,977 --> 00:02:44,545 Yeah, yeah. I'm... I heard you. 48 00:02:44,579 --> 00:02:46,379 Honey, y... you got to come home. 49 00:02:46,414 --> 00:02:48,915 This guy's gonna be here in about five hours. 50 00:02:48,949 --> 00:02:52,384 And that tornado was not our friend. 51 00:02:52,419 --> 00:02:54,254 Someone... let's call her "Kate"... 52 00:02:54,288 --> 00:02:55,755 left the back door open. 53 00:02:55,789 --> 00:02:57,857 There is dirt and shit all over the place. 54 00:02:57,892 --> 00:02:59,125 How bad is it? 55 00:03:00,494 --> 00:03:01,828 When's the last time you were in New Orleans? 56 00:03:01,862 --> 00:03:02,896 Okay. 57 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:05,032 I'm on my way. 58 00:03:23,283 --> 00:03:25,918 You can do this, Marshall. You just have to be direct. 59 00:03:25,952 --> 00:03:27,419 Tell Courtney what's what. 60 00:03:27,454 --> 00:03:30,756 Yeah, and if she still won't go away, tell her that fucking her 61 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,524 was like fucking a rusty can full of thumbtacks. 62 00:03:32,558 --> 00:03:34,593 You know, you don't have to hate women to love men, Lionel. 63 00:03:34,627 --> 00:03:36,095 Yeah. 64 00:03:36,129 --> 00:03:37,596 Still can't believe you buried the bone in her front yard. 65 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:41,400 I just don't know what else I can say to her. 66 00:03:41,435 --> 00:03:43,369 She has this crazy idea that a straight woman and a gay man 67 00:03:43,403 --> 00:03:45,472 can live happily together, even though it's a lie. 68 00:03:45,506 --> 00:03:47,607 She's just taking a page out of the playbook 69 00:03:47,642 --> 00:03:48,908 of Dorothy Nelson Reilly. 70 00:03:54,382 --> 00:03:56,517 So, I guess this isn't a date. 71 00:03:58,553 --> 00:04:00,521 You brought your boyfriend? 72 00:04:00,555 --> 00:04:02,590 I was hoping we'd do this like Europeans, 73 00:04:02,624 --> 00:04:04,192 where he and I wouldn't meet until your funeral. 74 00:04:04,226 --> 00:04:05,993 For the record, 75 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,995 Marshall and I are just friends. 76 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,330 I'm Hany. 77 00:04:09,364 --> 00:04:11,132 Charmed. 78 00:04:18,873 --> 00:04:20,173 Wow. 79 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:22,309 You actually managed to undersell this. 80 00:04:22,343 --> 00:04:23,877 I can't catch a break. 81 00:04:23,911 --> 00:04:25,846 It's just life, Max. 82 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,714 I don't get it. I'm a good guy. 83 00:04:27,748 --> 00:04:30,317 I pay my taxes, I refrain from hitting my kids, 84 00:04:30,351 --> 00:04:32,052 and I... you know... 85 00:04:33,087 --> 00:04:34,588 You what? 86 00:04:37,658 --> 00:04:40,126 Well, we're fucked. Okay? 87 00:04:40,161 --> 00:04:41,828 We're just... we're not gonna be able 88 00:04:41,863 --> 00:04:43,764 to clean this shit up in four hours. 89 00:04:43,798 --> 00:04:45,533 You think it'd look bad to this guy if I was a little drunk? 90 00:04:45,567 --> 00:04:47,168 Max, there's plenty of time. 91 00:04:47,202 --> 00:04:48,869 Whoever they send over here 92 00:04:48,903 --> 00:04:51,004 is not gonna hold the tornado against you. 93 00:04:51,039 --> 00:04:52,706 Unless you caused the tornado. 94 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:54,241 Did you cause the tornado? 95 00:04:54,275 --> 00:04:55,542 Yeah. 96 00:04:58,579 --> 00:05:00,313 What if it doesn't go well? 97 00:05:00,347 --> 00:05:02,248 With everything that goes on around this house, 98 00:05:02,282 --> 00:05:03,783 what if we can't pull it off? 99 00:05:03,817 --> 00:05:05,651 Oh, hey. 100 00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:07,319 Stop thinking like that. 101 00:05:07,353 --> 00:05:09,488 We're total pros at convincing people we're normal. 102 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:11,056 I'll go get Kate, 103 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:13,058 and then we'll knock this place into shape together. 104 00:05:13,092 --> 00:05:14,894 You and me, right? 105 00:05:14,928 --> 00:05:16,529 You and me. 106 00:05:20,168 --> 00:05:22,502 I don't understand. 107 00:05:22,537 --> 00:05:25,406 Why doesn't anybody want a picture with me? 108 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,243 I'm cute. I'm lovable. 109 00:05:28,277 --> 00:05:29,845 My shit ain't 50. 110 00:05:29,879 --> 00:05:33,348 Is that what you want to be when you grow up? 111 00:05:33,382 --> 00:05:37,118 A traveling sales rep for Worldwide Poonany Incorporated? 112 00:05:37,152 --> 00:05:39,187 What are you? 113 00:05:39,221 --> 00:05:41,623 She's princess Valhalla Hawkwind. 114 00:05:41,658 --> 00:05:43,258 What? 115 00:05:43,293 --> 00:05:45,260 You want to take a picture with me? 116 00:05:45,295 --> 00:05:46,929 What are your superpowers? 117 00:05:46,963 --> 00:05:49,965 I don't have a vagina. 118 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,169 Let's go to Popeyes and get some chicken. 119 00:06:00,378 --> 00:06:01,378 I... 120 00:06:05,183 --> 00:06:06,250 We... 121 00:06:06,285 --> 00:06:07,885 Please get to a predicate. 122 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,721 I live for this shit. 123 00:06:10,856 --> 00:06:12,523 Here's the thing. 124 00:06:12,558 --> 00:06:15,325 There's a thing that happens when two people have a thing. 125 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,328 But if that thing turns out not to be a thing, 126 00:06:18,363 --> 00:06:22,031 um, the thing is... 127 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:23,633 Help. 128 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:26,369 Okay, Courtney, here's the deal. 129 00:06:26,403 --> 00:06:27,737 It's over. 130 00:06:27,771 --> 00:06:30,106 Marshall no longer wants a relationship with you. 131 00:06:31,775 --> 00:06:33,710 Is that how you feel, Marshall? 132 00:06:34,945 --> 00:06:36,346 Yeah. 133 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:38,582 That's all you have to say? 134 00:06:39,852 --> 00:06:40,919 Yeah. 135 00:06:42,621 --> 00:06:43,722 Fine. 136 00:06:45,158 --> 00:06:46,192 We're done. 137 00:06:48,061 --> 00:06:51,231 Could somebody get me some pie? 138 00:06:51,265 --> 00:06:52,332 Do you... 139 00:06:52,366 --> 00:06:53,766 just get me some fucking pie! 140 00:06:56,837 --> 00:06:59,105 Uh, one pie of pie, please? 141 00:07:05,011 --> 00:07:06,845 Are they gone? 142 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:08,112 "They" who? 143 00:07:08,147 --> 00:07:09,180 Tara. 144 00:07:09,214 --> 00:07:10,848 Oh, yeah. She's picking up Kate. 145 00:07:10,882 --> 00:07:12,449 Good... I mean, I know she's your wife, 146 00:07:12,484 --> 00:07:13,984 so I should keep my mouth shut, 147 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:15,686 but she can't keep hers shut, 148 00:07:15,721 --> 00:07:18,657 so why can't you keep your fucking mouth shut, bitch?! 149 00:07:18,691 --> 00:07:19,724 Okay. 150 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:21,861 Time for a little chitchat. 151 00:07:21,895 --> 00:07:24,897 Um, I get the anger, 'cause we're all angry. 152 00:07:24,932 --> 00:07:26,800 But here's the deal... this thing with Neil, 153 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:28,301 you can't keep hiding stuff from him, 154 00:07:28,336 --> 00:07:29,736 'cause it's not cool. 155 00:07:29,771 --> 00:07:31,272 I mean, the engagement was one thing, 156 00:07:31,306 --> 00:07:33,407 but come on... you're having the man's baby. 157 00:07:33,441 --> 00:07:34,541 This isn't a game. 158 00:07:34,576 --> 00:07:36,343 It's not fair. 159 00:07:36,377 --> 00:07:37,478 I know. 160 00:07:37,512 --> 00:07:39,078 Well, tell him, please. 161 00:07:39,113 --> 00:07:40,647 I will. 162 00:07:40,681 --> 00:07:43,382 God. Crazy Craine women. 163 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:45,684 Between you and your sister... 164 00:07:48,454 --> 00:07:50,188 This shit with this guy coming over... 165 00:07:50,222 --> 00:07:51,656 I don't got a good feeling about it. 166 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:54,325 Relax. You'll be fine. 167 00:07:54,359 --> 00:07:56,861 It's not me I'm worried about. 168 00:07:58,797 --> 00:08:00,731 What if I don't want to go home? 169 00:08:00,766 --> 00:08:02,366 Kate, please don't do this. Not today. Dad needs us. 170 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,301 Just put these clothes on, and let's go. 171 00:08:04,335 --> 00:08:05,769 If I was the real Princess Valhalla Hawkwind, 172 00:08:05,803 --> 00:08:07,503 I would summon the mighty serpent Karek 173 00:08:07,538 --> 00:08:09,105 and I would send you back to Bandalquaig. 174 00:08:09,139 --> 00:08:11,608 Ah. Maiden's mother returns. 175 00:08:11,642 --> 00:08:12,675 Hey. Lynda. 176 00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:14,044 That's me. 177 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:15,979 I was thinking about you the whole way over here. 178 00:08:16,013 --> 00:08:17,548 I mean, not the whole way. That sounds stalkery. 179 00:08:19,017 --> 00:08:21,519 Occasionally, a thought would pop into my head. 180 00:08:21,553 --> 00:08:23,187 It was nothing. I just... 181 00:08:23,222 --> 00:08:24,789 Mom. 182 00:08:24,823 --> 00:08:26,524 You know when I saw you in your studio a couple of weeks ago? 183 00:08:26,558 --> 00:08:28,059 I just... 184 00:08:28,094 --> 00:08:30,295 I don't know if Kate told you that I'm also an artist. 185 00:08:30,329 --> 00:08:31,696 She has. 186 00:08:31,730 --> 00:08:34,666 Anyway, something about that place just made me... 187 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:39,570 Wow, I am blabbering. I'm gonna start over. 188 00:08:39,604 --> 00:08:40,571 Hi. 189 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:42,105 Hello. 190 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:45,708 Okay. Apparently, I have to leave. 191 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:48,544 Yes. The princess is needed back at the castle. 192 00:08:48,578 --> 00:08:50,045 Oh, fly away, my pretty. 193 00:08:50,079 --> 00:08:51,814 This happenin' ain't happenin'. 194 00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:55,618 This sucks. My lunch isn't even here yet. 195 00:08:58,022 --> 00:08:59,622 As you were saying? 196 00:08:59,657 --> 00:09:00,623 Oh. 197 00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:02,693 That was nothing. Silly. 198 00:09:04,829 --> 00:09:06,230 Is this who Kate's supposed to be? 199 00:09:06,264 --> 00:09:07,765 It is. 200 00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:10,435 She's pretty obsessed with this whole princess thing. 201 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:11,536 Mm-hmm. 202 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:12,536 She gets that way. 203 00:09:12,571 --> 00:09:14,204 You know, last year, 204 00:09:14,238 --> 00:09:16,639 she was dead-set on running the Barnabeez Corporation. 205 00:09:17,942 --> 00:09:19,709 And when she was in the fifth grade, 206 00:09:19,743 --> 00:09:21,577 she was certain she was gonna grow up 207 00:09:21,612 --> 00:09:23,145 to be just like Anne Frank. 208 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:24,747 Yeah. She never finished the book. 209 00:09:28,251 --> 00:09:29,951 Is there a target around here? 210 00:09:29,985 --> 00:09:31,853 I don't really know the area. 211 00:09:31,887 --> 00:09:34,789 Hey, what are you doing that I'm not doing? 212 00:09:34,823 --> 00:09:36,791 You had a huge line all day. 213 00:09:36,825 --> 00:09:39,093 I might as well be handing out my own farts. 214 00:09:39,128 --> 00:09:40,428 Oh, well, yeah. 215 00:09:40,462 --> 00:09:42,163 It's hardly ever about the comic books. 216 00:09:42,197 --> 00:09:45,200 Yeah, I know... sex sells. Blah, blah, blah. 217 00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:47,635 Well, mock it all you want, sweetheart. 218 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,137 Knatasha Knightblade 219 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,873 put two kids through the university of Wisconsin. 220 00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:54,242 Do you have an e-mail list? 221 00:09:54,277 --> 00:09:55,544 No. 222 00:09:55,578 --> 00:09:57,045 You should get an e-mail list. 223 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,115 You know, that way, you have direct access to your revenue stream. 224 00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:02,517 I made things easier for myself. 225 00:10:02,551 --> 00:10:04,252 I started an online wish list. 226 00:10:04,286 --> 00:10:06,287 It's kind of like a bridal registry. 227 00:10:06,321 --> 00:10:08,489 Let's say you want a dishwasher. 228 00:10:08,523 --> 00:10:12,193 So, you go on there, and you help them get off online. 229 00:10:12,227 --> 00:10:13,694 They do what they do, 230 00:10:13,728 --> 00:10:16,164 and voila ... your dishes are sparkling clean. 231 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,870 Oh, I'm waning. 232 00:10:20,904 --> 00:10:22,438 I need my Insulin. 233 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:41,991 Just give me... 234 00:10:42,025 --> 00:10:43,025 hey, buddy, uh... 235 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,196 You got, uh, company. 236 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:53,001 Did you, um... 237 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:55,904 Clean up the trash in the front yard, like I asked? 238 00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:58,474 I was just... 239 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,211 Yeah. Okay, buddy. 240 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,651 I like what you've done with your living room. 241 00:11:09,686 --> 00:11:12,822 Very "Grey Gardens." 242 00:11:12,856 --> 00:11:15,658 I've got a bunch of stuff to do. 243 00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:17,126 We need to talk. 244 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,204 I had an epiphany. 245 00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:31,440 This morning, that wasn't you talking. 246 00:11:31,474 --> 00:11:33,308 I know you better than that. 247 00:11:33,343 --> 00:11:34,844 So, I started thinking... 248 00:11:34,878 --> 00:11:36,979 "why would Marshall break up with me? 249 00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:39,948 We had a system in place. It was all worked out." 250 00:11:39,983 --> 00:11:41,717 It's so obvious. 251 00:11:41,751 --> 00:11:44,119 Your boyfriend, Hany, is brainwashing you. 252 00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:45,454 He's not my boyfriend. 253 00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:47,289 I don't care what he is. 254 00:11:47,324 --> 00:11:49,925 He's feeding you his own agenda, and you're buying into it. 255 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,760 It's classic Stockholm syndrome. 256 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,729 Courtney... 257 00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:55,231 What? 258 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,400 What? 259 00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:01,404 I got to go. 260 00:12:05,477 --> 00:12:07,211 Hey, the guy's gonna be here in two hours. 261 00:12:07,246 --> 00:12:09,147 Give me a call when you get this. 262 00:12:09,181 --> 00:12:10,782 Let me know when you're coming home. Love you. Bye. 263 00:12:12,284 --> 00:12:14,119 Hey. Did you, uh, bring the vac? 264 00:12:14,153 --> 00:12:16,655 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man. It's a zoo out there. 265 00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:19,457 Like, half of Metcalf Avenue doesn't exist anymore. 266 00:12:19,492 --> 00:12:21,426 What have you guys been talking about in here? 267 00:12:21,461 --> 00:12:23,162 Uh, the Royals... Kansas City Royals. 268 00:12:23,196 --> 00:12:25,497 So, I still say the problem with their pitching 269 00:12:25,532 --> 00:12:28,734 is you got Greinke and you got Soria and nothing in between. 270 00:12:28,769 --> 00:12:30,336 They never should have gotten rid of... 271 00:12:30,371 --> 00:12:31,972 Dotel. Wah-wah. I know. 272 00:12:32,006 --> 00:12:33,306 Why do you have such a hard-on for that guy? 273 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:36,443 Whoa! Whoa! What can I say, man? 274 00:12:36,477 --> 00:12:38,412 I have a thing for tubby Dominicans who have a blazing-hot fastball. 275 00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:40,214 That's not a hard-on. 276 00:12:40,249 --> 00:12:41,582 That's all you guys have been talking about? Nothing else? 277 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,353 Nope. 278 00:12:45,388 --> 00:12:46,555 Really? 279 00:12:46,589 --> 00:12:48,490 Because I thought that you told me 280 00:12:48,524 --> 00:12:52,027 you had something really important to tell Neil. 281 00:12:52,061 --> 00:12:54,295 Yeah. Yeah, I... I did. 282 00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:58,032 Um... 283 00:12:58,066 --> 00:12:59,500 Neil... 284 00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:04,237 I... 285 00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:05,872 I'm having... 286 00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:08,107 Uh... 287 00:13:08,142 --> 00:13:10,710 I'm having a surprise party for Nick for his birthday, 288 00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:12,645 and I was wondering if you could brew 289 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,815 some of your special homemade beer. 290 00:13:16,451 --> 00:13:18,085 Yeah, sure. Sure. 291 00:13:18,119 --> 00:13:20,821 Okay. So, um, back to baseball. 292 00:13:20,855 --> 00:13:22,689 You know, they should just yank Frank White 293 00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:24,491 out of the broadcast booth and put him... 294 00:13:24,526 --> 00:13:26,393 Hey, here's a Royals fun fact for you. 295 00:13:26,428 --> 00:13:28,195 Charmaine's pregnant with your baby. 296 00:13:29,697 --> 00:13:31,698 Um... 297 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:32,833 What? 298 00:13:34,535 --> 00:13:36,703 When... when were you gonna tell me? 299 00:13:38,471 --> 00:13:41,439 I... 300 00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:43,540 Take your time. I mean... 301 00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:45,709 I... 302 00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:47,710 The... the kid's gonna be a mutt. 303 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:50,045 What are you... Scotch-Irish? 304 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,348 And... and... and I'm half p-polish, 305 00:13:53,382 --> 00:13:55,050 half punching bag. 306 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,086 Congratulations, Charm. You officially have no soul. 307 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,227 Why the fuck did you do that? 308 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,829 'Cause you were never gonna tell him. 309 00:14:06,863 --> 00:14:08,464 You're an asshole! 310 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,266 Yeah. I'm the asshole. 311 00:14:10,301 --> 00:14:11,301 Neil... 312 00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:12,835 Oh, fuck off, Charmaine! 313 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,437 Just wait! Look. 314 00:14:14,471 --> 00:14:17,773 You can't just run away from your problems! 315 00:14:19,308 --> 00:14:20,942 Wow. Really? 316 00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:22,510 Holy shit! 317 00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:24,112 Okay, yes, yes, yes. I should have told you. 318 00:14:24,146 --> 00:14:25,980 But I... 319 00:14:26,014 --> 00:14:27,314 Aah! 320 00:14:27,348 --> 00:14:30,650 Everything is so fucked up. I jus... 321 00:14:30,685 --> 00:14:32,218 I'm getting married. 322 00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:34,887 Okay, do you know how hard it is to plan a wedding? 323 00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:44,130 So, what do we do? 324 00:14:44,165 --> 00:14:45,899 Wha... 325 00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:47,967 the right thing. 326 00:14:48,002 --> 00:14:50,336 Get an abortion. 327 00:14:52,139 --> 00:14:53,340 Neil! 328 00:14:53,374 --> 00:14:56,109 You are clearly not ready for motherhood. 329 00:14:58,144 --> 00:15:00,646 So, then I take out this new canvas, and I think, 330 00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:03,616 "fuck. What I wouldn't give for an artograph super prism." 331 00:15:05,185 --> 00:15:06,619 Sophie's choice... 332 00:15:06,653 --> 00:15:08,588 either that or give up eating for a year. 333 00:15:08,622 --> 00:15:10,823 $500 for a goddamn projector? Fuck you. 334 00:15:10,857 --> 00:15:12,958 Mm. You know, I've got an artograph. 335 00:15:12,993 --> 00:15:14,960 Guess how many times I've used it. 336 00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:16,295 Once. 337 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,764 Wrong. Never. It's still in the box. 338 00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:21,834 I just haven't been feeling inspired to work at home lately. 339 00:15:21,868 --> 00:15:25,370 When I saw you and your work and that fucking world you made, 340 00:15:25,404 --> 00:15:26,805 I just thought to myself, 341 00:15:26,839 --> 00:15:28,674 "I made a wrong turn somewhere. 342 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,009 How the hell did I end up in overland park?" 343 00:15:32,812 --> 00:15:34,178 Okay, time to go. Say goodbye. 344 00:15:34,212 --> 00:15:35,780 Shit. You're right. 345 00:15:35,814 --> 00:15:37,214 Uh, listen, if you want to borrow my projector, 346 00:15:37,249 --> 00:15:38,315 you're more than welcome. 347 00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:39,516 Hell yeah. 348 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:40,951 - Well, come with us. - Now? 349 00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:42,118 Yeah, come now. 350 00:15:48,258 --> 00:15:49,892 Stop unplugging the vac! 351 00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:53,128 I'm trying to make a fucking panini! 352 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,233 That wasn't me! 353 00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:00,935 Cutting it a little close? 354 00:16:00,969 --> 00:16:03,404 I'm so sorry. The traffic was awful. 355 00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:04,405 What's she doing here? 356 00:16:04,439 --> 00:16:05,639 Max! 357 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,807 The guy's gonna be here in an hour. 358 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,509 I'm just getting Lynda a few art supplies, 359 00:16:09,544 --> 00:16:11,010 and then I'll be right back. 360 00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:11,944 I'll be out of here in two minutes. 361 00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:15,548 Glad you could join us. 362 00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:16,582 What's your problem? 363 00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:17,716 Mom! 364 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,885 Isn't she always the problem? 365 00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:24,155 Okay. 366 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,924 When my sister moved into my craft room, 367 00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:29,527 I didn't know where to put everything, 368 00:16:29,561 --> 00:16:31,796 so I just threw it all out here. 369 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,197 "Craft room"? 370 00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:35,399 Yeah. 371 00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:40,603 Exactly... "craft room. " It's so fucking housewife. 372 00:16:40,637 --> 00:16:42,538 God, what am I... Martha Stewart? 373 00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:44,807 I'm gonna make some earrings out of a pipe cleaner 374 00:16:44,841 --> 00:16:46,742 and turn a pumpkin into a chandelier? 375 00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:53,081 I actually need to get Max to turn this into a studio for me. 376 00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:55,284 By the way, I'm sorry about him. 377 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:58,053 He's not usually so... 378 00:16:58,087 --> 00:17:00,022 There's a lot going on today. 379 00:17:00,056 --> 00:17:01,757 You mean, you have days when there's not a lot going on? 380 00:17:05,362 --> 00:17:06,862 Ugh! 381 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:08,397 Wow. 382 00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:10,299 You should get back to painting. These are... 383 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,936 Oh... thanks. Most of those are just... 384 00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:16,005 Ah. Here it is. 385 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,807 Oh! 386 00:17:19,043 --> 00:17:20,710 Ooh, God. 387 00:17:23,514 --> 00:17:25,081 Who's this? 388 00:17:27,852 --> 00:17:31,989 I... think that's a portrait I must have painted 389 00:17:32,023 --> 00:17:33,991 of our dead neighbor. 390 00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:35,960 Why? 391 00:17:37,062 --> 00:17:38,663 I wish I knew. 392 00:17:38,697 --> 00:17:41,367 Wish you knew? 393 00:17:42,536 --> 00:17:44,203 Wish I knew 394 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,272 why it was so important to him that we all went away. 395 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,443 Your neighbor? 396 00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:52,979 Don? 397 00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:53,981 No. 398 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,284 Your husband? 399 00:18:03,825 --> 00:18:06,627 This morning, I woke up on his grave. 400 00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:09,429 His grave. 401 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,265 Yeah. 402 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:15,403 I don't... always understand 403 00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:18,139 the reasons I do what I do when I lose time. 404 00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:19,874 Hence the word "dissociation," 405 00:18:19,908 --> 00:18:22,144 which pretty much means I black out a lot. 406 00:18:24,314 --> 00:18:26,615 But I keep hoping that someday 407 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,484 I'll be all here all the time. 408 00:18:31,522 --> 00:18:34,824 Well, speaking as someone who is all here all the time, 409 00:18:34,858 --> 00:18:36,158 no, you don't. 410 00:18:36,192 --> 00:18:38,194 Why do you think I smoke so much weed? 411 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:47,001 Fourthdoctor@hotmail.com. 412 00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:53,006 Sevenofninelovr@gmail.com. 413 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:58,645 Darknihlist@rocketmail.com. 414 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:03,917 Pondababa4322@aol.com. 415 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,656 Hmm. 416 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:12,159 My neighborhood has this "first Fridays" thing every month. 417 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,094 Come down. Make something. 418 00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:15,929 Show some shit to some people again. 419 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,769 Say goodbye to Kate for me. 420 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,472 Later. 421 00:19:27,142 --> 00:19:29,510 Thanks, Tara. Thanks a lot. 422 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,245 I know. I'm sorry. I got caught up. 423 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:32,679 I needed you today. 424 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,681 Not to clean up the shit from the yard 425 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,350 or sweep up the glass. 426 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,752 I needed you for me! 427 00:19:37,786 --> 00:19:40,654 Fuck! I don't ask for much around here! 428 00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,323 Oh, my. 429 00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:43,958 How marvelous. 430 00:19:43,992 --> 00:19:46,761 Oh, it's so liberating, being back in the saddle again. 431 00:19:46,795 --> 00:19:48,729 Why, it's like being handed the keys 432 00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:50,331 to a brand-new Chevrolet. 433 00:19:50,365 --> 00:19:52,233 There's my little Marshall! 434 00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,035 Well, not so little anymore. 435 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,237 You've mushroomed into a real tiger. 436 00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:57,838 Hello again, Alice. 437 00:19:57,873 --> 00:19:59,540 Oh, I don't... I don't have time for this today. 438 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,308 At least it's not buck. 439 00:20:01,343 --> 00:20:03,410 Hey, Alice, it's... it's really nice that you'd pop by, 440 00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:04,945 but I have some company... 441 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:07,481 don't you touch me! 442 00:20:07,516 --> 00:20:09,883 I know what you did. 443 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,485 We all do. 444 00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:14,087 Throwing us in the trash, like yesterday's leftovers. 445 00:20:14,121 --> 00:20:16,456 Poisoning us with those dirty little pills. 446 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,890 I got a postcard from t. 447 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,692 She's living on the streets of Seattle, 448 00:20:19,726 --> 00:20:21,927 and she referred to herself as a gutter punk. 449 00:20:21,961 --> 00:20:23,095 Alice, can we just... 450 00:20:23,129 --> 00:20:26,931 you tried to kill me. 451 00:20:59,832 --> 00:21:02,400 Alice, I need you to trust me. 452 00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:04,402 There is so much that we need to talk about. 453 00:21:04,436 --> 00:21:06,304 And I want to do that. I do. 454 00:21:06,338 --> 00:21:08,373 But I'm in a little bit of a pickle here. 455 00:21:08,407 --> 00:21:11,509 And right now, the only person I really need is Tara. 456 00:21:11,544 --> 00:21:13,778 Oh, you can't get rid of me again. 457 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:17,281 You have no idea what you've done. 458 00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:20,351 The pain you've caused... toying with people's lives 459 00:21:20,385 --> 00:21:22,187 as if they're nothing more than paper dolls. 460 00:21:22,221 --> 00:21:23,488 Is that Alice? 461 00:21:23,522 --> 00:21:24,622 Hey, just... 462 00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:29,560 Oh, how noble thou art, so consumed with playing the white knight. 463 00:21:29,595 --> 00:21:31,696 You're nothing but a murderer. 464 00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:35,633 Courtney, what are you doing here? 465 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,201 I brought you something. 466 00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:40,971 So... this is your little friend. 467 00:21:41,006 --> 00:21:43,707 Well, you're a regular Rose of Tralee. 468 00:21:43,742 --> 00:21:45,409 Come on in, dear. Make yourself at home. 469 00:21:45,444 --> 00:21:47,077 I'll fetch you some sweet tea, 470 00:21:47,112 --> 00:21:48,379 and we'll have a little get-to-know-you. 471 00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:50,749 Marsh, T-minus two. 472 00:21:50,783 --> 00:21:51,950 Kate! 473 00:21:52,985 --> 00:21:55,787 You have got to go, okay? This is the worst possible time. 474 00:21:55,821 --> 00:21:56,955 I'll leave. 475 00:21:56,989 --> 00:21:58,623 I just want to give you this. 476 00:21:58,658 --> 00:22:00,825 It's a liar box. It's for liars. 477 00:22:00,859 --> 00:22:03,861 It's filled with mementos from every lie in our relationship. 478 00:22:03,896 --> 00:22:06,530 Our first date, to the Buster Keaton film festival... 479 00:22:06,565 --> 00:22:08,165 Lie. 480 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,102 The "Marshall and Courtney" dog tags we got at Petco... 481 00:22:11,136 --> 00:22:12,903 Lie. 482 00:22:12,938 --> 00:22:16,240 The scene in drama we did from " Duck Variations"... 483 00:22:16,274 --> 00:22:17,308 Lie! 484 00:22:17,342 --> 00:22:19,276 How does any of that make me a liar? 485 00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:20,377 Because! 486 00:22:20,411 --> 00:22:22,445 You said you cared about me. 487 00:22:22,479 --> 00:22:24,280 You said we were gonna make this work. 488 00:22:24,314 --> 00:22:25,715 Now you're dumping me. 489 00:22:25,749 --> 00:22:27,249 And all I want is a simple explanation. 490 00:22:27,284 --> 00:22:29,318 Why can't you come clean with me?! 491 00:22:29,352 --> 00:22:31,353 Just because I don't share every thought in my head with you 492 00:22:31,387 --> 00:22:32,888 does not mean that I'm a liar! 493 00:22:32,922 --> 00:22:34,222 Do you want to know the truth? 494 00:22:34,257 --> 00:22:35,624 Here it is. 495 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:38,694 This was never a real relationship! 496 00:22:38,729 --> 00:22:40,596 You are so fucked up. 497 00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:43,033 You're so afraid of finding out who you really are, 498 00:22:43,067 --> 00:22:45,402 you'd rather be married to someone you know is gay 499 00:22:45,437 --> 00:22:48,506 than risk being rejected by someone who could actually love you! 500 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,375 Young man, that's no way to speak to a lady. 501 00:22:50,409 --> 00:22:52,344 How could I love you, Courtney? 502 00:22:52,378 --> 00:22:54,246 I'm embarrassed for you! 503 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,580 Hey, Marsh, keep it down. 504 00:22:55,615 --> 00:22:56,848 But I didn't say anything, 505 00:22:56,883 --> 00:22:58,450 because I am a decent human being. 506 00:22:58,484 --> 00:23:01,120 Because I've learned in my life 507 00:23:01,154 --> 00:23:03,155 that as much as I want to tell my sister 508 00:23:03,189 --> 00:23:05,857 that she's not as clever and special as she thinks she is 509 00:23:05,892 --> 00:23:08,560 or tell my aunt that she's a pathological narcissist 510 00:23:08,594 --> 00:23:12,964 or tell my dad to wake up because my mother's disease is gonna bury us all, 511 00:23:12,999 --> 00:23:15,033 it's better to keep my goddamn mouth shut! 512 00:23:17,436 --> 00:23:19,171 Oh, fuck! 513 00:23:20,339 --> 00:23:22,274 What's she doing? 514 00:23:23,543 --> 00:23:25,076 Courtney, you got to go right now. 515 00:23:25,111 --> 00:23:26,878 I was... Just thinking the same thing. 516 00:23:26,913 --> 00:23:29,181 Nice work, Marsh. Hope you like your new family. 517 00:23:38,158 --> 00:23:39,959 Anyone?! 518 00:23:39,993 --> 00:23:41,660 Gimme! 519 00:23:41,695 --> 00:23:44,130 Aah! 520 00:23:58,412 --> 00:24:00,880 Hello. We're the Gregsons. Come in. Come in. 521 00:24:03,284 --> 00:24:06,386 I'm Max, and this is my daughter, Kate, 522 00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:08,087 and my son, Marshall. 523 00:24:08,122 --> 00:24:11,591 And I'm Max's wife... uh, Tara Gregson. 524 00:24:17,598 --> 00:24:18,998 That's a dog. 525 00:24:19,033 --> 00:24:21,201 Uh, yeah, we had to lock her in the laundry room. 526 00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:25,338 She went a little crazy and did a little number on a pitcher of sweet tea. 527 00:24:25,372 --> 00:24:27,040 Watch your step. 528 00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:28,775 Well, if that's all the damage you had 529 00:24:28,809 --> 00:24:30,243 after that tornado, you did okay. 530 00:24:30,278 --> 00:24:31,344 My house looks like a bomb went off. 531 00:24:34,048 --> 00:24:36,215 Oh, well. 532 00:24:36,249 --> 00:24:41,687 And since that day, we never go a Sunday without bowling. 533 00:24:44,224 --> 00:24:47,560 Well, as far as I'm concerned, everything checks out okay. 534 00:24:47,595 --> 00:24:49,396 Oh, what did I tell you, honey? 535 00:24:49,430 --> 00:24:52,066 I'll file the paperwork tomorrow and tell the courts 536 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,435 that the children are in a safe environment. 537 00:24:54,469 --> 00:24:56,771 I don't know what got you into this situation, 538 00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:58,206 but if it were me, 539 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,609 from now on, I'd keep my temper in check. 540 00:25:00,643 --> 00:25:02,979 But you're a big boy. It's your life. 541 00:25:07,318 --> 00:25:09,819 Yeah. 542 00:25:09,854 --> 00:25:12,089 This is my life. 543 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:19,090 Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow www.Addic7ed.Com 544 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:23,690 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38272

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