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Take this for a spin.
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Written by my old therapist.
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Oh, the much-lauded
Shoshana Schoenbaum, huh?
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Till you find the right doctor.
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Yeah, I'll give it a look.
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Okay, who are you?
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I'm Shoshana Schoenbaum...
Tara's new therapist.
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This is too much.
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Max, listen.
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Tara may have her problems,
but it takes two to tango.
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You need to look at you.
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This is my big fish...
Lynda P. Frazier.
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I thought that you were her.
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Well, I'll always be her.
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Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
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Damn, girl, you're a superstar.
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We've got some big news.
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We're pregnant!
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By the way, I found out the baby's...
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not Nick's.
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It's Neil's.
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Do you remember someone named Mimi?
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I have this memory of you and
me and this woman named Mimi.
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Nope.
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It's okay, kids. Go back inside.
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What is happening?
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We have a warrant for
your husband's arrest
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for aggravated assault and battery.
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I knew you'd be back.
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But listen.
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I can't be your therapist.
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I don't want a therapist.
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I just want someone who will listen.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow35
www.Addic7ed.Com
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Things were going so well, you know?
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Your relationship with Tara had improved.
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Yeah, completely.
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Then after she, you know...
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Confronted Trip about the,
you know, the rape
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and we got her on the
right drug cocktail...
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There was a light at the end of the tunnel
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for the first time in a long time.
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You know?
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Hmm.
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And you don't see a light at
the end of the tunnel anymore?
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Not so much. Not really, no.
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I mean, Tara...
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she cheated on me with that Pammy
woman from the bar and, um...
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Well, her alter... Buck... had relations.
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Okay, fine.
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Buck had an affair,
but Tara knew about it.
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She kept it from me. She lied.
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You felt... locked out.
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And she lied about finding a therapist.
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Well, Tara did locate a
therapist, Max.
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I...
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I know, Shoshana.
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But the therapist she
located is her.
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Mm-hmm. It's confusing.
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Fuckin' "A." And it sucks.
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So, I got 100 copies made,
figuring we could start small
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and then throw our profits
into the next run.
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Oh, and I came up with a plan for us...
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like, a way we could stay together,
no matter what.
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Um...
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Okay, so, you know we
have fun together, right?
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How we complement each other?
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Make shit together?
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We're a good team, right?
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Okay, we're a good team, but...
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so we have to keep on being a team.
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Courtney...
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how do I put this?
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I...
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I don't want to touch your breasts,
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and I don't want to put my boner in...
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I know!
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So, do that stuff with boys and
then come home to me.
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There's a rich tradition of making
this kind of relationship work.
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Do you see what's happening here?
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Mostly on the coasts, like Clay
Aiken and his baby mama, you know?
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They're trying to tell everyone
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that there's a tornado watch in effect,
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but look... it says "torando."
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"Torando." Can you believe that?
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What a bunch of morons.
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I love getting to know you, Max.
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You do?
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If Tara weren't my client,
we could do this out in the open.
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But becoming your therapist while
I'm her therapist...
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it's, uh... it's against the rules.
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Wouldn't want to break any rules.
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I think you're good for her.
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And I think you're also
good enough for her.
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I never thought that I wasn't.
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But you must sometimes wonder
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what you and Tara would
look like as a couple
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if she were more healthy.
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Actually, sometimes I wonder
if Tara were healthy
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whether we'd... even be together at all.
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Maybe you should let her go.
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Oh, let her go, yeah.
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My wife, mother of my kids.
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Yeah.
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Let her go a little.
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See how it feels.
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And now our time is up.
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So it is.
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Okay.
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Same time tomorrow?
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Yeah, okay.
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Same... same time is fine.
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Thanks.
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He's trying so hard.
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Have you been here the whole time?
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Yes.
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Tara.
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I can't help it. I'm here.
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You're the only alter I've ever had that
I've been so continuously co-conscious with.
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Sorry.
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No, no. It's all to the good.
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It means you're just that
much closer to integrating.
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Trust me, Tara.
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Even though we haven't been
working together very long,
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I have a very good feeling
about this... about you and me.
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Kismet.
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What's under the sheet, Sherlock?
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It's my princess Valhalla costume.
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See? Now, why do you do that?
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Do what?
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Give this willfully minimal answer
that just requires another question.
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What are you doing?
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Lynda and I are setting up a table
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at this comic shop in Kc-Mo to
sell pictures of me for money.
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Kind of kill two birds with...
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Money.
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Exactamente.
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Thank you.
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Hey, is that 10 gallons of water,
or are you just happy to see me?
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It's for the gay neighbors.
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What do you think you're doing?
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I am eating an unbalanced breakfast
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before I start my day.
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I told you upstairs you're not
going to that comic-book thing.
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Dad, it is my job, okay?
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I have to collect this woman's debt.
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And if embodying her avatar
at a comic-book store is...
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Tornado watch in effect.
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Yes, dad. I understand... a watch.
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Not a warning, and in any case,
not a tornado.
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I don't care. It's not happening.
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And don't think about
taking Hubbard's car.
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Got the keys.
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Fuck.
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Will you take me?
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Normally, yes, but since your
dad got busted for assault,
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I'm trying to stay on his good side.
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Pussy.
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Look who I found on the doorstep.
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Hey, handsome.
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Hey.
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See how the mighty have fallen.
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Another disastrous crepe?
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Yes!
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This batter does not hold together
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the way Ruth Reichl of
"Gourmet" promised it would.
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That Randy slut is deeply off task.
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I'm considering not renewing.
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Uh... you guys heard
about the tornado, right?
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Why do you think we're making crepes, Max?
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We're woodshedding.
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The plan was to slather
these in Nutella
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and cuddle our way through the storm.
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But the only thing you can
spread on these drippies
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is disappointment and critique.
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Tell me that's full of vodka.
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Yeah, I wish. Water.
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In case the pipes break.
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You really think an event of that
startling a magnitude is nigh?
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We've been pretty lax when these
things have come through before.
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I don't know. Could be big, Ted.
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It could be.
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Tornado from the same system
touched down in St. Louis
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two days ago... did major damage.
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Well, well, well.
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Does that say... "torando"?
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Big dummies.
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I thought dad said you can't go.
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Dad is not the boss of
princess Valhalla Hawkwind,
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nor any man.
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Blush.
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Well, how are you getting there?
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Lynda's picking me up in a taxi.
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Shadow.
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So, how's the breakup coming?
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It's kind of... still in process.
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It's been two weeks.
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You can't break up with
someone for two weeks.
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She's fine with no sex.
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Okay, baby steps.
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But... she said she wants to
be a celibate power couple.
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Celibate power couple?
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Yeah.
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That is the stupidest
idea I've ever heard.
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Channel 5 newsroom.
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Yeah.
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Hey, uh... m... my
name's Marshall Gregson.
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Yeah, I just wanted to inform
you that the word "tornado"
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was being sort of systematically
misspelled on your broadcast.
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- And you say there are no heroes, ladies and gentlemen.
- I realize that you have a lot on your plate
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- Well, we have a homegrown hero right here in my bathroom.
- With the approaching storm,
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but that doesn't mean you can
overlook spelling errors.
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There are many Kansans...
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uh, numerous immigrants, for example...
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to whom the word "torando" means nothing,
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and they will be the first to sail
away when the mighty winds blow.
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Marshall Gregson.
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You're welcome.
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You are an inspiration, Moosh.
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Thank you.
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Break up with crazypants!
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I'm trying.
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Holy shit.
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Geez. This doesn't look good.
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Sure doesn't.
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Prepare to get probed, earthlings.
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The sky is so green.
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Greenage is not a good sign... not at all.
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We got to go to the basement.
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Where are you going?
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Max.
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Hubbard's basement... it's bigger.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Come on.
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Charmaine, let's go!
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Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Come on!
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Ugh!
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How long are we gonna have to shit
it out down here in this hole?
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It's usually just a half-hour.
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Well, it better be, because my
thing starts at 10:00,
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and Lynda should be picking me up in...
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unless Lynda has a death wish,
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I'm pretty sure she's staying at home.
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If she's going out in this, she's crazy,
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and you can't go with her.
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Got it, pop. Thanks.
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Are you coming, aunt Charmaine?
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Dad, aunt Charmaine won't come down.
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Come on. Let's go. Get down here.
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I can't.
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Charmaine, get down here! Let's go!
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Oh, god-fucking-damn it.
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Okay.
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We kind of realized a basement would
come in handy 'round about now.
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We've got day-old bagels. And Nutella.
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Perfect. Come on down.
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What's the matter, aunt Charmaine?
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Nothing. I just don't like basements.
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Sounds perfectly normal to me.
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Confined spaces are challenging.
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Is it the prospect of
confronting home-canned veggies
264
00:12:45,756 --> 00:12:47,390
or the drains in the
floor that set you off?
265
00:12:47,424 --> 00:12:48,657
Kate.
266
00:12:48,692 --> 00:12:52,328
I just don't like being
underground, that's all.
267
00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:53,996
Ah, shit!
268
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,667
I better get over to the home depot
269
00:12:58,702 --> 00:13:01,937
and snag some Masonite
to cover Pammy's windows.
270
00:13:01,972 --> 00:13:04,940
That glass will cut those girls right up.
271
00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:06,776
Here we go.
272
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,651
Oh. Hello, everybody.
273
00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:17,953
Alice.
274
00:13:17,988 --> 00:13:20,423
Oh, my God. This thing
is happening to your mom.
275
00:13:20,457 --> 00:13:22,658
The thing is happening to my mom, yes.
276
00:13:22,692 --> 00:13:26,228
This reminds me of those church
lock-ins I attended as a girl.
277
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,897
"No necking, children."
278
00:13:27,931 --> 00:13:29,765
We'll try and restrain ourselves.
279
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,434
Alice, we're down here because
there's a tornado warning.
280
00:13:31,468 --> 00:13:33,469
I know why we're down here, Max.
281
00:13:33,503 --> 00:13:34,937
What do you think I am...
282
00:13:34,971 --> 00:13:36,572
A whore?
283
00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:37,807
Did she just say "whore"?
284
00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:49,185
Is she done changing?
285
00:13:54,091 --> 00:13:56,459
Well, that was a lot of meshuggaas.
286
00:13:56,493 --> 00:14:00,262
I've had an easier time getting through
the Holland tunnel at rush hour.
287
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,134
Who the fuck is this?
288
00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:07,336
This is your mom's new therapist,
289
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:09,338
Shoshana Schoenbaum.
290
00:14:09,372 --> 00:14:12,274
That... that... that book I gave to...
291
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,243
Yeah.
292
00:14:14,277 --> 00:14:15,344
By my old therapist?
293
00:14:15,378 --> 00:14:16,345
Yeah.
294
00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:18,380
She turns into her?
295
00:14:18,415 --> 00:14:20,015
Been quite a journey.
296
00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:23,419
So, the elements have conspired,
297
00:14:23,453 --> 00:14:25,187
like those witches in "Macbeth,"
298
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:27,656
to place us all in this situation...
299
00:14:27,691 --> 00:14:31,427
safe from harm,
but in the eye of the storm.
300
00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:33,028
Max, make her fucking stop.
301
00:14:33,063 --> 00:14:34,763
I can't, Char. You know I can't.
302
00:14:34,798 --> 00:14:36,599
Group time.
303
00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:38,968
Who wants to begin?
304
00:14:41,238 --> 00:14:43,072
Fuck me.
305
00:14:48,645 --> 00:14:50,813
Ted reminded me of Mr. Copeland,
306
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:53,949
my history teacher at the British
school in Cairo, I guess.
307
00:14:53,984 --> 00:14:56,452
That must have been a
great relief to you...
308
00:14:56,486 --> 00:14:58,654
coming to a new country and a new city
309
00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:02,391
that hustles and bustles
the way the Big Apple can
310
00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:05,995
to find a, uh... how shall I put it?
311
00:15:06,029 --> 00:15:08,597
A familiar face.
312
00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:10,266
He was, actually.
313
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:14,136
Of course, the pitfall of
choosing someone for safety
314
00:15:14,171 --> 00:15:18,207
is that we come to resent them over time.
315
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:20,709
A little.
316
00:15:20,744 --> 00:15:21,777
She's right.
317
00:15:21,811 --> 00:15:23,078
She's right.
318
00:15:23,113 --> 00:15:27,449
But love, as I say in my book,
loves it all.
319
00:15:27,484 --> 00:15:28,984
But love has to see it.
320
00:15:29,019 --> 00:15:32,521
Love can't be left in the dark.
321
00:15:35,926 --> 00:15:37,893
Well, I don't know about you guys,
322
00:15:37,928 --> 00:15:39,662
but I am kind of grouped out.
323
00:15:39,696 --> 00:15:42,031
- Kate.
- If you are going to talk to me...
324
00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:44,867
Your anger is a very pretty costume, Kate,
325
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:48,103
just like your costume
is a costume.
326
00:15:48,138 --> 00:15:52,274
But where are you right now under
all those costumes, huh?
327
00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:53,509
Where's Kate?
328
00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:55,110
God! Can't we just take a minute?!
329
00:15:55,145 --> 00:15:57,279
I need a fucking break.
330
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,954
It's pretty amazing, actually,
331
00:16:04,988 --> 00:16:07,089
how much she's like the
real Shoshana.
332
00:16:07,123 --> 00:16:08,991
If by "amazing," you mean "makes you
want to shove a stick in her eye,"
333
00:16:09,025 --> 00:16:10,492
then you're totally right.
334
00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:12,628
Come on, Max. Try KCSP, 610 a.m.
335
00:16:12,662 --> 00:16:14,463
I tried it already, Charmaine. Just relax.
336
00:16:14,497 --> 00:16:17,733
Oh, God, I just want to know when we're
gonna be able to get out of here.
337
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:20,769
The only real difference between
Tara's Shoshana and the real one
338
00:16:20,804 --> 00:16:23,005
is the real one's got this killer lisp.
339
00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:24,740
- Don't tell Tara that.
- Don't tell Tara that.
340
00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:27,676
You called the TV station?
341
00:16:27,711 --> 00:16:29,378
Somebody had to.
342
00:16:29,412 --> 00:16:31,380
It's bad enough seeing
things spelled wrong
343
00:16:31,414 --> 00:16:32,982
on every marquee in Overland Park
344
00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:34,883
and on the Internet boards.
345
00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:38,954
I mean, if the TV newspeople
lose their shit, what's left?
346
00:16:38,989 --> 00:16:40,489
I have to confess...
347
00:16:40,523 --> 00:16:42,625
I was very surprised when
I first moved to America
348
00:16:42,659 --> 00:16:45,227
to find such a generally
low level of stringency
349
00:16:45,262 --> 00:16:47,196
when it comes to spelling.
350
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:48,998
And math.
351
00:16:49,032 --> 00:16:52,301
We're, like, the dumbest
nation on the whole planet.
352
00:16:52,335 --> 00:16:54,370
I think it has something
to do with freedom.
353
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,572
We're very free,
so we're very free to be stupid.
354
00:16:56,606 --> 00:16:58,941
You always been so smart?
355
00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:01,644
Kind of have to be around here,
356
00:17:01,678 --> 00:17:03,012
or the system eats you alive.
357
00:17:09,686 --> 00:17:11,854
It must be exhausting.
358
00:17:13,523 --> 00:17:15,124
It is.
359
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,495
Hey, Lynda, it's Kate.
360
00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:20,629
I hear you back there.
361
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,331
Leave me alone!
362
00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:24,300
I don't know if you're still
gonna go to the comic-book store
363
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,901
or if you're picking me up,
364
00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:28,003
but, um, I'm next door in the basement.
365
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:29,772
So if you show up,
366
00:17:29,806 --> 00:17:33,175
I guess just give me a
call when you pull up.
367
00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:36,578
Um... I left this message
like three times,
368
00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:38,947
so maybe the towers are down.
369
00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:40,282
Call me.
370
00:17:52,329 --> 00:17:53,996
okay.
371
00:18:11,981 --> 00:18:13,982
you're not a bad dancer there, Shoshana.
372
00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:16,985
Yeah. When I was back at Vassar,
it was required...
373
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,721
one semester of ballroom,
374
00:18:18,755 --> 00:18:20,989
one semester of "youth movement."
375
00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:26,328
We should ask Charmaine to join.
376
00:18:28,231 --> 00:18:29,698
Nah, you better leave her be.
377
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,633
Max, when are you gonna learn
378
00:18:31,668 --> 00:18:33,769
you're not doing anyone any favors
379
00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:36,305
stopping things from happening?
380
00:18:36,339 --> 00:18:37,840
Come dance, Charmaine.
381
00:18:37,874 --> 00:18:39,341
I don't want to dance.
382
00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:40,943
Oh, come on. Dance a little, doll.
383
00:18:40,977 --> 00:18:42,444
It'll make you feel better.
384
00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:45,647
Okay, I don't... want to dance.
385
00:18:45,682 --> 00:18:48,283
You're not worried about
Neil's baby, are you?
386
00:18:48,318 --> 00:18:51,186
Look, dancing won't
shake that thing loose.
387
00:18:51,221 --> 00:18:52,354
Neil's baby?
388
00:18:52,389 --> 00:18:54,289
Holy slimy shit.
389
00:18:54,324 --> 00:18:55,891
She's carrying around Neil's baby.
390
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,961
You mean Nick's baby, right?
391
00:18:58,995 --> 00:19:00,262
Charmaine...
392
00:19:00,296 --> 00:19:03,499
You told Tara yourself the baby is Neil's.
393
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,135
Don't lie.
394
00:19:06,169 --> 00:19:09,138
You don't know what
you're talking about...
395
00:19:09,172 --> 00:19:10,606
Shoshana.
396
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,708
And you don't know what you're
not talking about.
397
00:19:14,344 --> 00:19:16,445
You think people lie the way you do
398
00:19:16,479 --> 00:19:18,981
to the ones they love
for no reason at all?
399
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:22,384
They lie because it's a habit.
400
00:19:22,419 --> 00:19:24,853
And it's a habit because
it started somewhere.
401
00:19:24,888 --> 00:19:27,322
And we both know where your
lying started, Charmaine.
402
00:19:27,357 --> 00:19:28,657
That's enough, Shoshana.
403
00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:29,691
You and Tara made a pact.
404
00:19:29,726 --> 00:19:31,026
No.
405
00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:33,395
God damn it, I said stop it!
406
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,566
Why did you let us say that?
407
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,436
Because it needs to come out.
408
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,004
What? What needs to come out?
409
00:19:42,038 --> 00:19:43,505
Everything.
410
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:46,975
This business of the sisters
protecting each other...
411
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,610
it's got to stop.
412
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:51,346
After all these years, Tara,
413
00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:54,750
it's time to get out of the basement.
414
00:19:55,952 --> 00:19:57,553
You're right.
415
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,122
Our time is up.
416
00:20:09,065 --> 00:20:10,966
Tara?
417
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,835
Yeah.
418
00:20:15,071 --> 00:20:17,105
Yeah, it's me.
419
00:20:19,442 --> 00:20:20,943
What about the tornado?
420
00:20:22,712 --> 00:20:24,313
It's over.
421
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:28,083
Can't you guys feel it?
422
00:20:28,117 --> 00:20:30,285
The pressure's changed.
423
00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:49,872
There is a light at the end
of the tunnel, Max.
424
00:20:49,906 --> 00:20:51,273
There is.
425
00:21:51,901 --> 00:21:53,635
Where's mom going?
426
00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:55,604
I don't know.
427
00:21:55,638 --> 00:21:57,506
I'm worried about her.
428
00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:58,941
Don't be. She'll be back.
429
00:22:02,445 --> 00:22:03,612
Are you sure?
430
00:22:05,348 --> 00:22:06,648
Yeah.
431
00:22:06,683 --> 00:22:08,684
She loves you guys too
much to just disappear.
432
00:22:08,685 --> 00:22:15,685
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