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Til Death is filmed in front
of live studio audience
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Edward scissornuts.
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Want to give me a hand
with this watermelon?
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Yeah.
it feels good to work the earth, joy.
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You know,
till the soil.
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Our forefathers,
when they landed on plymouth rock...
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$7.
00 for a watermelon?
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There better be 6 bucks
of change in here.
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It's organic.
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Why don't you loosen up the daisy
dukes and jump into the 21st century?
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Hey,I'll have you know that mrs.
gerstenfeld walked her dog by 4 times
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just to sneak a peek at
these getaway sticks.
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You wan to take a run
at a 90-year-old woman?
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Be my guest.
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And why are you buying all of
this healthy mother earth crap?
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Our daughter is dating a hippie.
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This is the only food that he will eat.
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Do you remember when we tried to serve him a
cheeseburger, he chained himself to the grill?
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$8. 00 for eggs?
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They're free range.
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They don't keep the chickens in cages.
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So, what, do I got to pay a
farmer to chase them around?
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Doug requested them.
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Yeah, well, he's got pretty expensive tastes for
a guy who for christmas gave me a box of snow.
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Honey, he's her boyfriend.
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She loves him.
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All we can do is accept it and then subtly
undermine him at every possible turn.
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Oh, here they are.
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Why do you have to yell so much?
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It meant nothing!
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Nothing?
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You call that nothing?
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Ok, how many different
ways can I say I'm sorry?
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Why don't you try it with
your head up your ass?
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Aw, she got that from me.
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Ok, you're very angry right now.
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I think we should channel this negativity...
and now we're throwing things.
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Honey, those are...
those are $1. 50 apiece.
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$3. 00,4. 50. $6.
00... I'm going broke here.
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I cannot believe I had 7 hours of
tantric sex with you this morning!
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Wha-what?
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And the throwing she got from you.
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Mom.
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Oh, god,
he's such a jerk.
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Why do I sleep with every
guy who plays guitar?
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Listen, honey.
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Things like this happen.
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Who knows? Maybe you'll find a guy whose
apartment doesn't have expired tags.
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You guys almost seem happy about this.
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No.
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We're devastated.
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Come one.
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Oh, me, too.
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Tell us what happened, sweetheart.
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Ok, so there's this girl
samantha who we met on facebook.
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Well, she added "doug is a hottie."
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He winked at her, she winked at him,
and then he poked her fun wall.
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Help me out.
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Am I supposed to be
furious or disgusted?
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So anyway, we're all hanging
out in our dorm room smoking.
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Whitefish.
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And then samantha kisses me, so I kiss her
back, and then I kiss doug, and then doug.
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Kisses.
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Samantha!
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Can you believe it?
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All I'm hearing is my
daughter is a lesbian.
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Dad, grow up.
I'm in college.
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What the hell just happened?
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Easy, eddie.
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She's just experimenting.
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Oh, yeah?
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Did you do that in college?
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How do you think I got to be
president of my sorority... votes?
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- Kenny.
- Oh, god.
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Why is there a naked man doing
a handstand in my bedroom?
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Actually it was a headstand, and I was
5 minutes away from breaking my record.
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Sweetie, this is,
um... this is kenny,
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the guy I told you about who's been
sleeping in your room for a little
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while while he finds his own place,
which is taking an awfully long time.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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By the way,
your seventh grade diary... a triumph.
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So where you staying at?
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Uh, my room.
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You know,
the one that has the unicorn
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and the harlequin masks and the big bubble
letters that say "allison" over the bed?
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Well, now it just says "son."
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Yeah.
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Ok, kenny, look.
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I was thinking that maybe you could, uh.
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Stay on the sofa this weekend, huh?
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Why do I got to stay on the sofa?
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Because she's our daughter.
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What a gut punch.
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You know what?
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Maybe I won't sleep on the couch.
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Maybe I'll go and find myself
someplace else to stay.
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Ok, great.
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I'm gonna stay on the couch.
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Because you need to see
the pain you've caused.
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It was nice to meet you.
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Whatever.
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Snooze.
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Snooze, damn it.
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Why don't you snooze?
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I think it's coming
from outside the window.
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Whose... whose alarm clock
is outside our window?
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What's going on?
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I think jesus is back
and he brought a guitar.
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Hey, uh, hello.
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Mother of the bitch here.
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Listen, a couple of things.
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One, wrong window.
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And two, if you're trying to impress
a girl, maybe look 30% less homeless.
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Well,i... I was just
trying to explain to her...
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we know the story, buddy.
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You poked her firewall.
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We're old.
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We don't know what that means.
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But we do know that our
daughter is not into chicks.
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No disrespect, sir, but there was a lot
of crazy stuff going on in that loft,
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and frankly, one of the challenges of loving
your daughter is that she's so open sexually.
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Ok, that's it.
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Wait.
where did he go?
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There's some points I
wanted to go... oh, my god.
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You better run.
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He got away,
didn't he?
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I had him, joy.
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I had him, but he doesn't wash his hair,
and he slipped right through my fingers.
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And then I ran into this immense
spiderweb and I kind of freaked out.
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I'm telling you,
it's still on me!
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Hey, spiderman, you think maybe we
could pick this up in the morning?
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Oh, great.
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I was hoping you'd come in here and
put your ass where my head goes.
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That's it.
just relax.
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I was all relaxed till everybody came
running in here through my bedroom.
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I was promised that after the local news,
this area would be my private sanctuary.
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You know what?
Maybe I should just leave.
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All right.
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I'm gonna stay.
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But I want it known for the
record that this is not cool, ok?
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What's going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
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Your guitar-strumming cage-free-chicken-eating
boyfriend was out there singing you a song,
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is what's going on.
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Oh, is it "be my bitch tonight"?
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You know what?
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I don't care if it was,
because you know what?
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He's a jerk.
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Yes, you're right,
he is a jerk,
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and I told him never to show his
face around this house again,
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and then I looked him right in the peepers and
i told him,"i forbid you to see my daughter."
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You did what?
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Uh, allison,I'm gonna go get
you a little glass of water.
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Eddie, come with me.
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Why?
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Because I have a new brand of
cookie that I would like you to try.
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Ok.
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What are you doing out there?
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"I forbid you to see my daughter."
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What?
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The more you hate doug, the more you are gonna
drive allison back to his quivering body.
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You know what? You're right.
you're 100% right.
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Fine.
thank you for your support on this.
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So no new cookies?
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First my daughter,
now my hedges.
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I'm bringing my green thumb down on you,
little man.
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Ok, so here's the plan.
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We go up to his parents' house
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and I calmly tell doug that if he ever shows up
to my house again or lays eyes on my daughter,
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that you, my associate, will give
him a back-alley beatdown.
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You had to go with the flowered shirt.
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What do you want me to do?
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I need you to look tough.
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I'm not good at looking tough.
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I'm a clown by nature.
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You want your room back or not?
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Is this tough enough?
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Try crazy.
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Ok, that's like gay crazy,
but I like it.
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It goes with the shirt.
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How far out is this place?
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What, do these people
live in a clay hut?
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Here we go.
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There it is.
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That is one big-ass hut.
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May I help you?
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Yes.
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We're here to see doug something.
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Von steusen.
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You must be flocko.
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He's expecting you.
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The message is "leave the ziplock
of oregano in the mailbox."
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No, no, no.
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Um, we're just here to talk to him.
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Tell him it's mr. stark.
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Please.
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It should just be a moment.
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He's in the main house.
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What the hell is going on here, huh?
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This isn't even the main house.
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I'm gonna see if they got a gift shop.
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Beverage, sir?
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Thank you.
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Actually, i am a little parched.
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Oh, hey, mr. stark.
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Um, i assume this is about the
love note I left in your shrubbery.
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Yeah, whatever.
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You... you live here?
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Well, i grew up here.
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My great- great-grandfather was the first
guy to discover oil in this hemisphere.
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Really?
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First guy.
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It's good to get in on
the ground floor of oil.
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Listen, um, you know,
i was doing some thinking,
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and I think you and allison... you...
you lovebirds got to patch things up.
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Really?
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I always got the vibe
that you didn't like me.
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When did you get that vibe?
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Uh, when you were chasing me
around your yard trying to kill me?
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Ok, look,I'm gonna level with you.
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I'm 1/8 cherokee,
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and the chase was actually
part of a ritualistic dance
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that we do to welcome
new members to the tribe.
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Welcome.
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That's far out.
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Bonjour, douglas.
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That's my fourth mom.
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She's my third mom's sister.
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Look what I found in the backyard!
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Giddy-up!
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Next stop...
the pool!
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Where have you been all day?
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You know, honey,I've been thinking about what
you've been saying about doug and allison,
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and you are absolutely right.
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The harder I come down on her, the more
she's just gonna want him back.
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So you know what I did?
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I went out to his place, apologized, and
invited him over for an organic feast.
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What?
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I didn't say go over there.
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I said stay out of it.
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Honey,I'm trying to be nice to the guy.
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That's what you told me to do.
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Pick a feeling, lady.
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I can't believe you invited
him over for dinner.
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Why are you acting so weird?
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We're rich!
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What?
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We are set for life.
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What is going on here?
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All right, listen.
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Honey, listen to me.
255
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Doug... little, pale,
jobless doug... is rich.
256
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,330
Now,I'm not talking the johnsons'
above-ground pool rich.
257
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:30,330
I'm talking a mansion, lamborghini, pony in
the living room, marry our daughter rich.
258
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,200
Hey, he's not kidding.
259
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,060
I was there.
260
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:35,760
They're so loaded,
their servants are white!
261
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:44,720
Ok, so now all of a sudden you want allison to
marry doug just because he's got some money?
262
00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:47,470
Not some money,
all the money.
263
00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:48,630
Don't you understand, honey?
264
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:51,110
He is our ticket out of this mess.
265
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,210
What mess?
266
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,440
This mess.
267
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:58,270
The mess we made of our lives.
look around. we live like animals.
268
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:00,720
You really do.
269
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,920
In that house,
i would have my own room.
270
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,410
So let's just say that
they do get married.
271
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:07,580
How is that gonna help us?
272
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,970
We would be their in-laws.
273
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:09,840
Don't you understand?
274
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:10,810
They would give us stuff.
275
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,620
Their old watches, rugs,
gold coins,
276
00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:16,710
and when they go on vacation,
we would be able to tag along.
277
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,230
You know how you always
wanted to go to greece?
278
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:20,590
God knows I'm not gonna get you there.
279
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,670
That's for damn sure.
280
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,780
Eddie, they're not gonna
take us on vacation.
281
00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:31,180
They'll have to.
We're blood.
282
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:36,220
We're the newest branches on
the von steusen family tree.
283
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:38,330
And not only that...
not only that, here.
284
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,210
You want to see something?
285
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,200
Look at that, huh?
286
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,270
Look at that.
287
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:41,990
Oh, my god.
288
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:42,650
That's right.
289
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,010
And that's not even the main house.
290
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,920
This is the main house.
291
00:15:46,970 --> 00:15:47,910
Oh, my god.
292
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:48,850
Yeah. you see?
293
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,920
Now you understand what
I'm talking about, right?
294
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,870
We do kind of live like animals.
295
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:58,470
And, joy, you have to admit, what I'm
talking about doing is not that bad.
296
00:15:58,550 --> 00:15:59,150
Right.
297
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,330
I... i...
i... that's true.
298
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:02,720
I mean, allison and doug
really do love each other.
299
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:03,650
Exactly.
300
00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:05,160
And it's not about us.
301
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,570
I mean,
even if they don't give us a dime,
302
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:10,460
we know that our daughter is
happy and well taken care of.
303
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,470
And that's what really matters.
304
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:13,210
Right.
305
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:15,190
But I think they're
gonna give us some money.
306
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:17,730
Oh, he's here!
307
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,070
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
308
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,460
We can't all of a sudden like the guy.
309
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,180
I mean,
allison is gonna get suspicious.
310
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,270
Right, right, right, right, right.
311
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,260
Ok, here's what we have to do.
312
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:28,600
We have to pretend that we are totally opposed
to this, and then she's gonna want him more.
313
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,270
Ok, but it's gonna be hard
because I love him so much.
314
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,210
There he is.
315
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,250
Doug, what are you doing here?
316
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,490
Uh, your father invited me over.
317
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,560
Why?
318
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:45,010
Honey, that is an excellent question.
319
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:47,470
Tell her, joy.
320
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:53,130
Um, even though your father
and I are opposed to this.
321
00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:54,780
Wildly opposed.
322
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,970
And we don't believe that the
two of you should be together.
323
00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,110
We forbid it.
324
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:00,590
Ok.
325
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:06,220
Uh, we... we believe that doug
should have one last chance
326
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:09,240
to state his case and
then say good-bye forever.
327
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:12,890
Yes, but then again,
we can't control whatever decision
328
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:17,250
you kids make in the privacy
of your own beach house.
329
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:23,120
Allison, i adore you,
and I love you.
330
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,300
Come on. you can't love her from here.
go over there.
331
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:34,360
The only reason I kissed samantha was
because everyone else but us had kissed.
332
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:38,400
She and I were the only kiss
combo that was left, you know?
333
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:40,100
It didn't mean anything.
334
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,190
Sounds like pretty standard
menage-a-trois etiquette to me.
335
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:49,930
I'm sorry, allison.
336
00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:52,830
So you really don't care about her?
337
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:56,700
Well, i care about all
of god's creatures.
338
00:17:57,090 --> 00:18:00,950
But you're the only
one I want to be with.
339
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,830
You're the only one I want to be with.
340
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,890
What a beautiful moment.
341
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:11,560
God, i missed your taste.
342
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,470
Hooray.
343
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:16,920
Ok, everybody, come, please, sit.
344
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,450
Family!
345
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,060
Wait a minute.
346
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:23,100
Now you want us to be together?
347
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,570
What's going on?
348
00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:29,610
I believe your father, deep down,
knows that you and I are meant to be.
349
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:30,360
That's true.
350
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:36,090
If loving this fuzzy, granola-eating
bastard is a crime, then lock me up.
351
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:39,220
Lock us both up.
352
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,680
I mean,
when he came by my house this morning...
353
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:46,520
wait a minute!
You saw his house?
354
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:50,930
Ok, i get it.
355
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:55,380
You found out that doug comes from money,
and now you want us to be together.
356
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:56,530
That's just great, dad.
357
00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:58,840
That is solid parenting.
358
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:07,790
See, that is hurtful, and i...
I don't even know... joy.
359
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:14,300
Honey, your father and I
don't care about money.
360
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:18,330
I mean,
all we wish for you is what we have...
361
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:24,990
a house filled with love
and very little else.
362
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,340
Amen to that.
363
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:31,590
Sir,I'm so glad to hear you say that.
364
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:34,300
Honestly, i wish you were my father.
365
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:36,320
Well, that could happen,
you know?
366
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,660
In some countries, only you and
I would have to agree on this.
367
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,580
- I mean,I've always respected
- give him some room, darling.
368
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,270
Come on over.
369
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:53,960
I've always respected you, but now
I know that we're kindred spirits.
370
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,820
What the hell is that?
371
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,180
Come here.
372
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:08,440
I just... I just want you to know that I will
never touch a penny of my family's money.
373
00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:15,950
What's that now?
374
00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:19,520
Sir, you're hurting...
hurting me.
375
00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:23,220
Not nearly as much as you're hurting me.
376
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,550
Eddie.
377
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:31,540
All my family's money is from oil,
and in my opinion, that's blood money.
378
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:33,150
- You know, dad. he's right...
- stay out of this, sweetheart.
379
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,880
Yes, you stay out of it.
380
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:41,120
This is between the von steusens
and the stark von steusens.
381
00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:45,400
No, you know, you guys all unbelievable,
all right? Doug, let's go, we leave it.
382
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,740
What...
383
00:20:55,610 --> 00:20:57,570
I'm getting my room back.
384
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,730
Who are you?
385
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:10,750
I'm samantha,
allison's friend from college.
386
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,490
We are allison's parents.
387
00:21:17,550 --> 00:21:19,000
Oh, so nice to meet you.
388
00:21:19,015 --> 00:21:21,090
You have incredible daughter.
389
00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:23,020
I just loved her.
390
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,640
Do you come from money?
391
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:31,660
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