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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:03,270 - =Www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 2 00:00:03,630 --> 00:00:06,160 - =www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync: YTET - �����伣 3 00:00:06,330 --> 00:00:10,140 Til.Death Season 2 Episode 6 4 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:14,360 'til death is filmed in front of a live studio audience. 5 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:19,220 Let me ask you something. Is this shirt too small? 6 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:24,310 Not if you're in a boy band. 7 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:31,370 Eddie, I just got that for you 6 months ago. 8 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,180 How is it that you're 45 years old and you're still growing out of clothing? 9 00:00:35,550 --> 00:00:38,810 You know my pituitary gland is a runaway train. 10 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:41,440 I kind of like it tight. 11 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:43,400 You can tell it's cold in here. 12 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:46,450 All right, well, finish wrapping the gift and let's go. 13 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,990 The sooner we get to jeff's party, eat pasta and cake, 14 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:52,910 the sooner I get back here with my pants off eating leftover pasta and cake. 15 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,180 How hard is it for you to just try to enjoy 16 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:59,890 this most basic of social rituals... the birthday party? 17 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,350 It's extremely hard. 18 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:05,710 I don't understand this obsession the woodcocks have having to celebrate every milestone. 19 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,140 I mean, what was that thing we went to last year? 20 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:10,730 Jeff's birthday party. 21 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,860 Exactly. I mean, enough already. 22 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:18,040 Ok, we get it. Your parents did it. Quit dancing in the end zone. 23 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,450 Here, all set. You hold that. 24 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:23,000 Ok. What did we get them, by the way? 25 00:01:23,110 --> 00:01:24,870 Lingerie. 26 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:30,750 It's for steph to wear and jeff to enjoy. 27 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:33,320 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 28 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:36,750 I'm off the gift. 29 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:39,200 - What? Why? - Why? 30 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:41,270 A little something my grandpa once taught me... 31 00:01:41,390 --> 00:01:44,620 Men do not give men lacy panties. 32 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:47,850 Ok, so,you're really not gonna sign this card? 33 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,480 A dog saying "happy arf-day"... 34 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:53,030 I'll be in the car. 35 00:01:57,610 --> 00:02:00,790 Oh, cool! Thanks, karl. Heh heh! 36 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:04,690 In your hands, you hold the world's most powerful flashlight. 37 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:08,390 Little head's up... Don't ever aim it at a baby. 38 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:12,900 Oh! Sorry. What are you doing? 39 00:02:13,010 --> 00:02:16,440 - Ow. I'm sorry. - Excuse me. Excuse me. 40 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:20,430 I'm having a little trouble deciding between the cobbler and the sundae. 41 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:22,610 Would it be possible to get both? 42 00:02:22,730 --> 00:02:26,040 Actually, the hosts have agreed to pay for only one dessert per person. 43 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:30,070 Will they be seeing an itemized bill, or just one big number? 44 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,420 - I think one big number. - Ok. Well, do this. 45 00:02:33,540 --> 00:02:36,520 Keep the desserts coming until my head hits the table. 46 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,010 Thank you all so much for these gifts. 47 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,980 You know, it's so thoughtful. 48 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:44,160 Ok. Got one more for you. 49 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:46,890 It's from me. Only me. 50 00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:48,990 Not from eddie. 51 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:52,110 That is correct. That is not my gift. 52 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,010 Eddie, you got me a gift, too? 53 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:02,530 That is amazing. 54 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:05,410 I mean, most guys will just let their wife pick out a gift 55 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:08,340 and then slap their name on a card. But not this guy. 56 00:03:09,010 --> 00:03:10,800 All righty. 57 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:16,860 Wow, joy. Thank you. This is, uh... 58 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:20,260 This is really pretty. 59 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,400 It's for steph to wear and for you to enjoy. 60 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:26,810 I get it. That's good. 61 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,160 'Cause I would have looked pretty strange walking through 62 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,510 the neighborhood carrying a giant flashlight and wearing this. 63 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:37,360 All right. Well, last but not least, 64 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:39,690 what have you got for me, big man? Bring it on. 65 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,910 Well, um... My gift is my... 66 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:47,720 Good wishes and a hearty, healthy, 67 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:50,760 happy birthday high-five. What up?! 68 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:55,310 Come on. Don't leave me hanging, my brother. 69 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:01,680 That's what i'm talkin' about, right there. Heh. 70 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,330 This cobbler is the bomb. 71 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:24,750 - Hey, hon. - Hey. 72 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,710 - Going to sleep? - Yep. 73 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:30,130 Ok. There's just something I wanted to tell you before you did. 74 00:04:31,010 --> 00:04:33,200 B - bling. 75 00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:43,140 Hey, why doesn't eddie like me? 76 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,750 Ok, we're gonna need to work on your dirty talk. 77 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,610 Sorry. It's just that whole 78 00:04:48,740 --> 00:04:51,710 "happy birthday high-five" thing. That really bugged me. 79 00:04:51,890 --> 00:04:53,800 Ok. Well, how about you try focusing on 80 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:56,600 what I'm about to give you for your birthday? 81 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,500 Ok. 82 00:05:04,630 --> 00:05:06,850 It's just, we're neighbors, you know? And we work together. 83 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:10,030 And it's like, I see the guy every day. 84 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,910 It... it hurts. 85 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:15,600 Is it weird for a guy to feel that way? 86 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:19,160 When his wife is straddling him in lingerie? Little bit. 87 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:23,280 You know what, baby? You're so right.I'm sorry. 88 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:31,860 You know, I already got him a gift for his birthday. 89 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,380 And I know he loves old records. 90 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,820 I was walking by this used record store, 91 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,210 and I saw this dean martin album, live at the sands. 92 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:40,630 It was like this neon light flashing in my brain... 93 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,130 "eddie! Perfect! Eddie! Perfect!" 94 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:46,210 You know what neon light is flashing in my head? 95 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:48,980 "Jeff! Gay! Jeff! Gay!" 96 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:54,200 All right.Ma's closing up shop. 97 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:01,040 I gotta tell you, joy, I made a terrible mistake tonight. 98 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:03,140 Ohh. You sure did. 99 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:05,410 I'm at a point in my life where I... 100 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,210 I can't eat multiple desserts anymore. 101 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:18,810 Was it the multiple desserts, or was it the soul-wrenching discomfort 102 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:22,530 that you created in the room with your "happy birthday high-five"?! 103 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,620 "Don't leave me hanging!" 104 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,350 'Sup?! 105 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:37,070 I'm gonna go eat a loaf of bread to settle my stomach. 106 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:49,830 I need to punch your husband in the throat. 107 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:54,170 Eddie, it's for you! 108 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,290 What the hell is wrong with you? 109 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:02,020 My husband is lying in bed heartbroken because of your thoughtlessness. 110 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:04,270 I am wearing very sexy lingerie under this robe, 111 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,590 and the only thing he can think about is you! 112 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:07,610 How did it fit, by the way? 113 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:10,880 Oh, it's great. It's so soft. I love the colors. 114 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:13,730 I'm so glad,'cause I was worried that you might think it was tacky. 115 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:17,020 Tacky? No! It's classy. I feel like a princess. 116 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,800 You're an ass! 117 00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:23,040 Friendship is a 2-way street. So, you better shape up, buster, 118 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:26,530 because there's a sweet, sensitive man over there who adores you. 119 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,750 Now, I want you to march next-door right now and apologize to him. 120 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:30,990 - No. - Why not? 121 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,830 Because he's not my girlfriend. 122 00:07:34,810 --> 00:07:36,970 Just buy him a present on the way to work tomorrow, 123 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,300 - and please end this madness. - Hey, I got an idea for a present. 124 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:41,800 Why don't I put on that lingerie 125 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:43,180 and then I'll just go over there myself. 126 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,350 That will make his day. 127 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,050 By the way, you owe us $300 for all the dessert you ate. 128 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,430 - Hey, gang. - Hey, karl. 129 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:01,590 Eddie. 130 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,210 Well, well. 131 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:06,650 Somebody's having his own little "bring your vino to work" day. 132 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:09,000 No, no,it's not what you think. 133 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:10,550 Oh, of course it isn't. 134 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,340 Now, just for kicks, let me tell you how I might play it. 135 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:14,990 Go to the doughnut shop. 136 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:17,630 Grab one of those insulated cups with the adjustable straw. 137 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,430 Fill it up to the very top 138 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:22,400 and just teach, teach, teach. 139 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:26,280 It's not for me. It's for jeff. 140 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,110 Joy and steph thought that I hurt his feelings last night, 141 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:31,620 so I grabbed this bottle out of my liquor cabinet. 142 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:34,240 Now joy and steph will be happy, 143 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,340 jeff will be happy... 144 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,990 All the ladies in my life will be happy. 145 00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:43,500 - Hey, karl. - Hey. 146 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,740 - Edward. - Hey, there he is. 147 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:50,130 - Happy birthday. - What's this? 148 00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:53,270 It's an aboveground pool. 149 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,590 What do you think it is? It's for your birthday. 150 00:08:56,990 --> 00:09:00,680 This is a bordeaux from the village of saint juliette. 151 00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:04,010 That's the village where steph and I honeymooned. 152 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:07,920 Well, of course it is. Are you.... 153 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:09,390 Hey, let me tell you something. 154 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:12,710 My eyes might have been closed during your slide show. 155 00:09:12,830 --> 00:09:16,360 But my ears and my heart were open. 156 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:21,040 Eddie, this is such a thoughtful gift. Thank you. 157 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,720 And by the way,i'm sorry it was late. 158 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,530 I just had to special-order this puppy. 159 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,300 That's why you didn't have anything at my party. 160 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:27,910 Exactly. I mean, don't you think 161 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:32,190 a friend like you deserves more than a birthday high-five? 162 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,760 While creative, it would be hurtful and mean. 163 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,380 You know what? I actually... 164 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:43,810 I got you something, too. And I was gonna return it today, but... here. 165 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,600 This isdean martin live at the sands. 166 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,560 I have been looking for this for years. 167 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,360 Yeah, I remember you mentioning it. And I saw it, 168 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:58,710 and I thought of you. Hey, checkthisout. 169 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:02,690 He signed it. He signed it. 170 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:06,890 This is the nicest thing that anybody has ever done for me. 171 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:08,530 Well, how about what you did for me? 172 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:11,170 What did I do for you? 173 00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:15,960 - You special-ordered the wine. - Oh, yes. Of course I did. 174 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:19,540 You know what?I'll let you in on a little secret. 175 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:22,300 Today is my actual birthday. 176 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:24,930 Hey, how about you and joy come over tonight 177 00:10:25,050 --> 00:10:27,530 and we'll pop this baby open? What do you say? 178 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:31,650 I think i'd like that very much. 179 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,210 Me, too. 180 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:45,300 I'll, uh,see you at 6:00? 181 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,510 6:00 it is. 182 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:58,800 20 bucks says before that bottle is empty, you guys are making out. 183 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,510 - Babe,I'm home. - Hey! 184 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,650 Oh, my god, work was brutal. 185 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:08,700 I thought this day would never end. 186 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:11,500 Well, you thought right. Pop those easy spirits back on, 187 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,990 'cause we're going to the woodcocks'. 188 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,260 We were just with them last night. 189 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,110 Yeah, I know. But I took your advice and I gave him a bottle of wine. 190 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:21,490 And it turns out that today is jeff's actual birthday, 191 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:23,780 so he invited us over to drink it with him. 192 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,910 Unbelievable. 193 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:30,200 We are dealing with a grown man who physically cannot stop celebrating his birthday. 194 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:33,760 I'm flattered that you took my advice, though, and you bought him a gift. 195 00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:35,400 Well, actually, I didn't buy it. 196 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:38,740 I just grabbed a bottle out of your little medicine cabinet there. 197 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:41,480 What? Which bottle? 198 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,330 - The... Bordeaux or whatever. - What?! 199 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,220 Relax.You still have enough left to make it through a nuclear winter. 200 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:52,120 Eddie, that bordeaux was worth $1,000. 201 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:09,150 Come again? 202 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:13,050 I got it from my aunt's house when she died.Don't you remember? 203 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,710 No, I don't remember.I don't even rember you having an aunt. 204 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,110 He's gonna be opening that bottle tonight, joy. 205 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:23,200 Oh, my god. I can't believe you gave away a 20-year-old bottle of wine. 206 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,210 You're right. I should have known that a bottle of wine 207 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,810 doesn't last in this house for more than an hour and a half. 208 00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:31,940 You have to ask for that bottle back. 209 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,850 - I can't. - Why not? 210 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:38,990 Because he gave me a signed copy ofdean martin live at the sands. 211 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:41,370 I don't care if he gave you a kidney! 212 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,520 Do you understand what that bottle meant to him? 213 00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:47,570 I mean, he and i, we had a moment there. 214 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,960 Was it a $1,000 moment? 215 00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:54,500 Well, I don't want to put a price on it, but there was a lot of magic. 216 00:12:58,830 --> 00:13:00,580 Eddie, we have to get that bottle back. 217 00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:02,390 I know we do, but it's not gonna be easy. 218 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,260 I don't want to hurt his feelings. 219 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,040 I thought you didn't care about other guys' feelings. 220 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,870 I didn't. But I gave him some wine, 221 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:11,100 and he gave me my favorite record, and I lied to him right in his face. 222 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,360 Don't you see? We're in a relationship now. 223 00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:26,030 Did you know this wine is worth $987? 224 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:30,180 Really? Oh, my god. 225 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:32,310 Eddie freakin' loves me. 226 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,710 Hey, honey, crazy thought... 227 00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:39,000 What if instead of drinking this delicious french wine, 228 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:43,970 we sell it, and with the proceeds, actually go to france? 229 00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:47,890 I don't know, sweetie. I don't think I could do that. 230 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:50,540 Why not? It's $1,000. 231 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:53,820 Remember how you freaked out when you found $5.00 in your jeans? 232 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,490 This is a lot more than that. 233 00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:59,490 Ok, it is a lot of money. But you don't understand 234 00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:02,590 the effort that eddie put into that and how thoughtful he was... 235 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:05,680 Not to mention that I actually invited him over to drink it with us. 236 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:08,400 How could we possibly get out of that? 237 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:12,310 Seriously, start throwing out ideas,'cause I'm really into that france thing. 238 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:18,680 Oh, my god. Our wine is blowing up on ebay. 239 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:22,440 Winelady53 must have a pretty serious drinking problem, 240 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:26,020 'cause she's been bidding against herself for the past 25 minutes. 241 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:28,970 You sure they're gonna believe 242 00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:31,130 that this is the bottle of wine he gave me? 243 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:34,130 Just wrap a napkin around it, pour it quick, and stay cool. 244 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,420 And if things start getting hairy, keep your lies simple. 245 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:40,180 If you dress 'em up, you'll mess 'em up. 246 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,820 Remember that if that corkscrew hits the top of that bottle, we are dead. 247 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:49,670 So, we have to make the switch with the decoy bottle before that happens. 248 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,730 Ok. Does this one look like the bottle we gave them? 249 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,800 Don't worry. Just throw one of those giant paws over the label, 250 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,590 pour it quickly, and focus on the money. 251 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:59,500 - Hey! - Hi! Hi! 252 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,000 Happy birthday, partdeux! 253 00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:03,930 Yeah. Again! 254 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,960 Oh, boy. Wow. 255 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,430 There's that delicious bottle of wine. 256 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,160 May I hold it? 257 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,630 You know what? Why don't I open it, 258 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,560 and you guys could help yourself to some lovely cheese. 259 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,760 Oh, terrific. Ok. 260 00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:24,700 You can eat it over here. 261 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,480 Ok.Well, uh,all right. 262 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,220 Wow! Is that a beautiful corkscrew. 263 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,030 I don't think I've ever seen one like this. 264 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,130 Of course, I know it's made out of plastic. 265 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,000 But gosh,I'd swear it was whale bone. 266 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:42,570 Oh! That's my roast. Honey, pour me a nice, big glass. 267 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:43,770 Ok. 268 00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:48,360 - Eddie, I just need the corkscrew. So - You know... 269 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:52,080 In some native american cultures, 270 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:55,450 opening your own wine on your birthday 271 00:15:55,560 --> 00:16:00,600 means the wind will stop for 100 years. 272 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,390 - Here, give me the bottle. - Ok... You know what? Let me... 273 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,940 Let me... Just tighten up superman's cape here. 274 00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:11,370 Ok, he's tightening the cape. Ok. 275 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:16,580 - And... Just do me a favor and keep that on... the cape. - Ok, I will indeed. 276 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,050 - Yeah. Great. - Ok. 277 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:19,610 - I... - All right. 278 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,720 Have the corkscrew now, joy. And... 279 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:25,120 I will open the bottle. 280 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,800 I have no choice but to open it. 281 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,040 And here we go. 282 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:38,240 Look, there's something there on my glass. 283 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,790 Oh, what is... 284 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:43,350 There's spit all over this thing. 285 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,930 Should have gotten you a dishwasher for your birthday. 286 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,620 You know what? I'll go get a new one. Um... 287 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,130 Eddie, rember, keep the cape on. 288 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,880 Ok, you got it. Take your time, birthday boy. 289 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,300 All right.Give me the thing. 290 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,910 - Here. Quickly. - The cape! The cape! Cape! 291 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,520 Ok, the cape. The cape is on. 292 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,860 - This is not my dead aunt's wine. - How do you know? 293 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:13,260 Because ours was not made by alex trebek. 294 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,280 Are you saying that they changed the bottles on purpose? 295 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,350 But why would they switch the bottles? 296 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,450 They didn't know what it was worth. 297 00:17:22,570 --> 00:17:24,670 Oh, my god. They know what it's worth! 298 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,540 Those sneaky little bastards... Ok, give me their wine. 299 00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,990 Take this one. Put this one back in your purse. 300 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:34,660 Ok,I've got a new glass, sans spit. 301 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:38,220 All right, who's ready to celebrate? 302 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,600 - Not i. - Why not? 303 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:47,710 Maybe becausethis is not the wine that I gave you. 304 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:51,720 Wait. What? 305 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:58,440 You mean, you didn't give us alex trebek's cabernet royale dessert wine? 306 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,940 Steph! Did you put out the wrong bottle? 307 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,470 I put out the one you gave me. 308 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:11,310 All right, the jig is up, woodcocks. Where is the bottle? 309 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:15,050 I don't know, eddie... See, my car broke down 310 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:18,010 and there was this trucker with a monocle and this 3-legged dog... 311 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:22,010 - Simple! Simple! - Listen, I know what's going on here. 312 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,560 You found out how expensive our wine is, 313 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,430 and you don't want to share it with us. 314 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,740 - Th-that's not true! - You probably want to sell it. 315 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,920 Th-that's not true! 316 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:35,800 I am hurt 317 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:39,410 that you put a price tag on our friendship. 318 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:42,600 You know what? 319 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,690 You're right... This is ridiculous.I'm a jerk. 320 00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:48,880 Jeff! What are you doing? 321 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,210 France, france, france, france, france! 322 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:53,930 Eddie,i'm sorry. 323 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,500 You put so much thought and effort into this, 324 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,660 and here I am selfishly trying to keep it to myself. 325 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,700 It would mean so much to me if you would do the honors. 326 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:07,650 Go ahead. Pop it. 327 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:11,920 You know what? No. I gave you this wine with love, 328 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,520 and your turned it into a wine of hate. 329 00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:22,800 I'm having a lot of feelings right now, and I... 330 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,240 - I gotta go home and process this. - No, no,no, eddie, come on. 331 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,880 Please, please, please, stay. 332 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,270 Still a love wine. 333 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,580 - It's a hate wine now. - No, it's a love wine. 334 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,260 - Hate wine! - Love wine! 335 00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:37,410 Oh, come on! It was my dead aunt's wine. 336 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,670 He didn't even buy that wine for you at all. 337 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,390 Yes he did. He special-ordered it. 338 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,890 No, he did not! He just reached into the cabinet 339 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,800 and got the first thing that he could find. 340 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,460 If he would have reached a few inches over, 341 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:53,440 you'd be drinking a $4.00 bottle of peppermint schnapps right now... 342 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:57,040 Which, by the way, is awesome on a rainy sunday. 343 00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:00,220 I can't believe it. You lied to me. 344 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,830 I can't believe you were gonna sell my special gift. 345 00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:04,650 Hey, guys... 346 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:09,460 Our hate wine just sold for $2700 on ebay. 347 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,170 Splitsies? 348 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,470 You're on, big man. We're rich! 349 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:30,560 1350 each! 350 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,400 I don't... 351 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:44,500 This is why men do not buy men lingerie! 352 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,270 Well, look at the bright side. 353 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,190 We got good friends, 354 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:56,220 wine from america's most beloved game-show host, 355 00:20:57,570 --> 00:21:01,440 and the sweet sounds of dean martin live at the sands. 356 00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:02,630 That's true. 357 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,760 And now, a little deano with our vino. 358 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,930 Lesson one... the grocery store. 359 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:15,060 Excuse me, how much for this chicken? 360 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,320 *** 361 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:27,740 Til.Death Season 2 Episode 6 362 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:28,980 - =www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync: YTET - �����伣 363 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:30,570 - =www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 364 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:35,170 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29369

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