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S01E22
It Has Begun...
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synced by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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Emergency contacts
on the fridge.
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I will have my phone with me
at all times.
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And no parties.
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I've seen "the hangover."
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Great reference, dad.
It's very relevant.
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Don't worry about it.
I got this.
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Amber, I know I said
I was leaving you in charge,
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but since your breakup
with Jeremy,
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you've been moping around here
more than usual,
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and I don't think you should
be taking care of kids.
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Well, that's...
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Probably a good choice.
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Which brings me to you.
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Oh! Why, thank you,
Debbie Weaver.
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I'm just so honored
that you're...
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six months ago, yes.
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But now that you have
a girlfriend,
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you've become a little too...
Teenage boy.
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And bingo.
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And then there Dick.
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The most responsible.
Check.
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The most likely to rat out your fellow children.
Max steals.
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Not yet.
Excellent choice, Deborah.
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I've been champing at the bit
to get this place into shape.
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(Horn honks)
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Come on!
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We were supposed to leave
an hour ago!
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This trip wasn't a surprise!
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You ready to relax?
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Can't wait. And here we go!
Love you, guys!
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(Both, flatly) Love you back.
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So... what do you want
to do?
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I don't know about you, but I'm
gonna pee in the backyard.
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You will do no such thing,
young man!
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Get in the kitchen.
I'm making fresh kale smoothies.
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(Sighs)
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Well...
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We don't have to babysit
anymore.
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So...
What do you want to do?
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Actually,
I've decided it's time
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to take my relationship
with Giselle to the next level.
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You gonna touch her knee?
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I... am gonna tell her
that I'm not...
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You know, from earth.
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Oh, wow. That's...
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Really big.
Yeah.
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What's wrong?
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I don't know. I mean,
I guess I kind of liked
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being the only girl
that knew your secret.
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I don't want to share my Reggie with a...
What are you doing?
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What?
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You always do this, Amber.
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I get closer to Giselle,
you get closer to me.
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I start to have feelings
for you again,
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you pull away, I get hurt.
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So I'm going to tell
my girlfriend who I really am,
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unless you have
something new to say.
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Because if you do,
you should say it now.
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That's what I thought.
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(Singsongy) Amber, sweetie,
I made pot stickers!
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It's like the cantina
from "star wars."
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Marty, look. Puppets!
(Women giggling)
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Who's that?
(Debbie and Marty laugh)
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Oh, it's a bachelorette party.
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Yeah, when a women gets married,
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her maid of honor...
usually her best friend...
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takes the bridesmaids out.
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I want to join
the bachelorette party.
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Oh, no, Jackie,
I'm going upstairs to the room.
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Oh, my God. She's very strong.
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Marty, text me the room number!
I've gotta call the kids!
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It's probably a disaster there.
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("Habanera"
from Bizet's "Carmen" playing)
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(Timer bell dings)
Ooh!
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(Telephone rings)
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It's like grand central station.
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(Ring)
(Sighs) Weaver residence.
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(Pop music playing loudly)
Hey, Dick, it's Debbie. How's everything going?
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Great. The kids look like they
don't get enough vegetables,
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so I stuck pureed spinach
into their muffins.
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Ooh! Nice work, Dick.
(Call waiting beeping)
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I'm getting another call.
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Is there anything else,
Deborah?
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Oh, I guess not.
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Just tell the kids that I love...
(Line disconnects)
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Hello?
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Weaver residence.
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(Distorted male voice)
Go to the TV.
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Really?
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(Electric whirs and beeps)
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No.
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Okay.
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Oh... (Whispers) Crap.
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...my upstairs
for... upstairs.
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Ooh, Reba!
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Okay, Larry,
room should be ready by now.
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Let's go get the keys.
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What's the object
of this game?
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It's Blackjack.
You play against the dealer,
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and basically, you have to get
as close to 21 as you can
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without going over.
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Hit me.
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Oh, he shouldn't do that.
It's going to be a queen.
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24.
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Wait a second, Larry.
Can you count cards?
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Of course not.
Oh, yeah. What am I saying?
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I can see through them.
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4 of diamonds.
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6 of hearts.
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An "a" of balls.
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(Loud click)
(Gasps)
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(Clatter)
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(Clatter)
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(Clatter)
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What a strangely inefficient way
to communicate.
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Whoa!
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Tell me about your wedding,
Debbie Weaver.
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Oh! It was great.
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I mean, we didn't have
any money,
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so a friend of Marty's
from college
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let us use his rooftop garden in Manhattan.
Oh.
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What about you?
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Oh. No. Weddings are not a thing
on Zabvron.
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After Larry Bird and I
had been together for a year,
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a clerk from the hall of records
popped by
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to tell us we were married,
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and we signed our names
in the book of sorrows,
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and that was about that.
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Huh.
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You Weavers have been
so good to us this year.
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It's a shame I'll never
have a real wedding.
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I would have liked very much
for you to be my maid of honor.
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Oh. (Inhales sharply)
Well, enough of that.
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Let's go and find our husbands
so that you can start your vacation.
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(Exhales)
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Jackie?
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Hang on. Come here.
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We're gonna do
one bet, Larry...
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$5,000, then we walk away.
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Larry, $5,000 is a lot
of money for us.
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I cannot lose.
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Marty, I can see
through the cards.
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I like your odds.
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(Laughs) Here we go!
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(Indistinct conversations)
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Card, sir?
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(Woman) 22. You bust.
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Larry, what happened?
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I thought you said you could
see through the cards.
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I can.
Well, then what was that?
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Oh. Oh, I see. It's smudged.
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Yes, see, it looked like a "3."
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My goodness gracious me,
you seem genuinely upset.
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I thought you were joking
about the $5,000
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being a lot of money.
How poor are you?
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Larry, I think
I have to kill you.
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How much do you have left?
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Like $300.
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Fine. Come with me.
And then when we're done,
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I'm going to see a man
and some puppets.
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(Clock ticking)
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(Knock on door)
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I'm sorry about earlier.
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No, you're right.
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If I need to say something,
I should just say it.
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Reggie, the thing is...
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I just think it's really cool
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that you're telling Giselle
your secret.
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Really?
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Oh. Hello, Amber.
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Giselle!
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You look good today.
What is that...
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Is it your hair?
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Bye.
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Is everything okay?
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You sounded weird
on the phone.
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So here's the thing--
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I am...
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I-I'm--I'm not...
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Let me start
from the beginning.
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Huh.
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(Marty) Roulette?
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Larry, roulette has
the worst odds in the casino.
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Not when I play.
$300 on 17, please.
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Oh, my God.
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(Ball rattling)
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Okay, 1-7.
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Lets go, 17!
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I wanna stay married! Come on, baby!
(Pats table)
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(Ball clatters)
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Larry, again!
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Wait for it.
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17's a winner!
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(Laughs) 17!
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Larry, I could kiss you!
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I'm gonna kiss you.
Come here, you.
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Aah!
Love you!
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Good lords of Zabvron.
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Ahem!
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472 years ago,
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I met you on opposing sides
of an intergalactic battlefield.
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And when you won
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and started mutilating all
of my fellow freedom fighters,
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I knew that...
Jackie. Jackie.
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People are starting
to look,
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so let's just
move it along, okay?
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Okay. Okay.
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Lawrence Bird,
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will you marry me?
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We are married.
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But I want to stand up
in front of everyone we know
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and proclaim my love
for you.
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All right, then. Um...
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I have a question
for you, my darling.
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After we do your thing,
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can we please see
a freaking puppet show?
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Yes. Yes, we can.
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Oh...
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(Cheering)
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(Static crackles)
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(Gasps)
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Hello, grandson.
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The evacuation
of earth has begun.
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We're not impressed,
and we're pulling you out.
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We will be there to
retrieve you within the hour.
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Prepare for our arrival.
270
00:11:45,051 --> 00:11:47,838
So here is
the big secret.
271
00:11:48,836 --> 00:11:52,576
I am...
Really sweating. Huh.
272
00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:54,978
Reggie, stop.
Don't be nervous.
273
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:57,414
Just tell me.
Okay.
274
00:11:57,448 --> 00:12:00,550
I think the best way
to tell you
275
00:12:00,585 --> 00:12:03,387
is to show you.
276
00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:04,921
(Inhales deeply)
277
00:12:04,956 --> 00:12:07,591
Grandpa's coming!
He'll be here in 30 minutes!
278
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,159
Oh, I'd love
to meet your grandfather.
279
00:12:09,193 --> 00:12:12,229
Zip it, missy! The men are talking.
We have to tell mom and dad.
280
00:12:12,263 --> 00:12:14,731
He commanded us not to.
He's the supreme commander.
281
00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:17,100
It was a supreme command.
Wow. Okay.
282
00:12:17,135 --> 00:12:19,169
Hell of a day to leave
an 8-year-old in charge.
283
00:12:19,203 --> 00:12:20,337
Well, even if
we can't tell father,
284
00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:21,471
we should make sure
everyone's prepared.
285
00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:24,408
Stay here.
I have to warn the community.
286
00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:32,015
So, if it doesn't work out
with you and Reggie...
287
00:12:32,924 --> 00:12:35,385
Hey...
288
00:12:46,258 --> 00:12:48,493
I see
you're taking this seriously.
289
00:12:48,527 --> 00:12:50,161
This is the only jacket
they had in my size, Larry.
290
00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:51,829
Okay? Not everyone
can just wear a tux
291
00:12:51,864 --> 00:12:53,097
off the rack, you know.
292
00:12:53,132 --> 00:12:55,500
Here. I wanted you
to have this.
293
00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:57,168
Jackie, you're not supposed
to get me a gift.
294
00:12:57,202 --> 00:12:59,437
It's your wedding.
I'm supposed to get you a gift.
295
00:12:59,471 --> 00:13:01,906
Well, just open it.
Oh.
296
00:13:03,255 --> 00:13:05,218
I stole it
from housekeeping.
297
00:13:05,238 --> 00:13:07,078
A maid of honor
should look like a real maid.
298
00:13:07,112 --> 00:13:08,146
(Whispers) Awesome.
299
00:13:08,911 --> 00:13:11,753
Tradition dictates
that I have a best man.
300
00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:13,929
And while you are
terribly flawed,
301
00:13:13,949 --> 00:13:15,968
have questionable
personal hygiene,
302
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,387
and something
about your face
303
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,622
that I'm really
not wild about...
304
00:13:18,656 --> 00:13:20,891
Larry... what are
you trying to say?
305
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,165
That against all odds,
306
00:13:23,185 --> 00:13:24,527
you are the best...
307
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,944
friend I've ever had,
Marty Weaver...
308
00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,225
And the best man
I'll ever know.
309
00:13:30,245 --> 00:13:33,003
That's very nice, Larry.
Thank you so--
310
00:13:33,953 --> 00:13:35,074
Yes.
311
00:13:35,094 --> 00:13:36,849
Yes, it's your nose
that bothers me.
312
00:13:36,869 --> 00:13:38,797
Yes, it's definitely
your nose.
313
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,157
(Debbie) Ready.
314
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,545
Don't forget this.
315
00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:46,003
Yeah. That's what
this was missing.
316
00:14:03,999 --> 00:14:06,025
Yep,
it's grandfather all right.
317
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,335
Go call mother and father.
318
00:14:07,369 --> 00:14:09,370
But it was
a supreme command.
319
00:14:09,405 --> 00:14:11,172
Yes, but our loyalty
is to our parents.
320
00:14:11,828 --> 00:14:13,141
Got it.
321
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,710
Out of the way!
322
00:14:15,744 --> 00:14:18,012
Hey, all your little
E.T. Friends
323
00:14:18,047 --> 00:14:19,737
are acting weirder than normal.
What's going on?
324
00:14:19,757 --> 00:14:21,954
Reggie, is everything okay?
325
00:14:23,252 --> 00:14:25,153
Okay, something unexpected
has happened.
326
00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:27,422
I might need to go away.
327
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:30,115
I need to tell you something
right now.
328
00:14:30,388 --> 00:14:32,031
I have a big secret.
I should probably go.
329
00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:33,478
Stay here.
330
00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,788
I've had this secret
ever since I've known you.
331
00:14:37,808 --> 00:14:39,514
You love Amber.
No, he doesn't.
332
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:40,836
Yes, I do.
333
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,819
I am so sorry, Giselle.
334
00:14:44,839 --> 00:14:46,472
You know what, Reggie?
335
00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:48,941
When I first met you,
I was just a lonely girl
336
00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:51,210
who had no friends
and collected turtles.
337
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,747
So before you start making
lots of excuses,
338
00:14:54,781 --> 00:14:57,783
please just let me leave
with dignity, okay?
339
00:14:57,818 --> 00:14:59,352
Okay.
340
00:15:02,052 --> 00:15:03,656
Come on, dignity.
341
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,224
Let's go.
342
00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:08,227
(Alison Krauss' "When you say
nothing at all" playing)
343
00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:13,666
(Door closes)
� t's amazing how you ♺
344
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:17,336
I♺ can speak right to my heart ♺
345
00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:24,810
♺ Without saying a word ♺
346
00:15:24,845 --> 00:15:29,482
♺ you can light up the dark ♺
347
00:15:29,516 --> 00:15:32,284
(roaring)
348
00:15:32,319 --> 00:15:38,090
� Try as I may,
I could never explain ♺
349
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:45,570
♺ what I feel when you say
don't say a thing ♺
350
00:15:48,387 --> 00:15:50,306
♺ The smile on your face ♺
351
00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:53,039
♺ lets me know
that you need me ♺
352
00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:55,964
♺ There's a truth in your eyes ♺
353
00:15:55,984 --> 00:15:59,935
♺ saying you'll never leave me ♺
354
00:15:59,955 --> 00:16:01,968
♺ The touch of your hand ♺
355
00:16:01,988 --> 00:16:07,399
♺ says you'll catch me
if ever I fall ♺
356
00:16:11,394 --> 00:16:13,913
♺ You say it best ♺
357
00:16:14,658 --> 00:16:19,758
♺ when you say nothing at all ♺
358
00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:29,096
You were my favorite thing
about earth.
359
00:16:29,408 --> 00:16:31,557
So were you.
360
00:16:31,592 --> 00:16:33,426
You and Joe Biden.
361
00:16:35,023 --> 00:16:37,344
Love me some Joe Biden.
362
00:16:39,044 --> 00:16:41,567
� The smile on your face-- ♺
363
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,136
Hello, grandson.
364
00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:47,873
Oh, my.
365
00:16:53,009 --> 00:16:54,255
Where is your father?
366
00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:55,968
He should be here any minute.
367
00:16:55,988 --> 00:16:57,986
Well, I wish he'd hurry.
368
00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,008
I wanna beat the traffic.
369
00:17:00,803 --> 00:17:02,346
(Brakes squeal)
370
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:03,480
(Van doors open)
371
00:17:03,515 --> 00:17:06,684
(Zabvronians murmuring)
372
00:17:07,046 --> 00:17:09,053
(Van door closes,
car alarm chirps)
373
00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:12,556
Hello, daddy.
Son.
374
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:15,059
I've been trying
to contact you for months.
375
00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:16,694
Didn't you get
my toasts?
376
00:17:16,728 --> 00:17:18,896
No, I didn't get your toasts.
You didn't get my toasts--
377
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:21,394
No, I just said I didn't get
your toasts, daddy.
378
00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:22,967
Hello, Debbie.
379
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,668
(Both) Hello.
380
00:17:24,703 --> 00:17:27,069
Oh, back on Zabvron,
my name was Debbie.
381
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,310
I never told you that?
382
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,171
No, I think I would have
remembered that.
383
00:17:30,191 --> 00:17:31,263
Oh.
384
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:32,549
Debbie Callahan.
385
00:17:32,772 --> 00:17:33,584
Oh.
386
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,478
The mission is over.
387
00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:37,713
Zabvronians, move out.
388
00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:39,481
No!
389
00:17:39,515 --> 00:17:41,683
(Suitcases thud)
390
00:17:41,718 --> 00:17:42,951
I'm not going back,
391
00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:45,621
and neither is my family.
392
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:46,922
We like it here.
393
00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:48,557
Really? 'Cause all you do
is piss and moan
394
00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:50,525
about how much
you hate it here.
395
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,997
Yeah. Well, um...
Father, you would love it here.
396
00:17:54,017 --> 00:17:55,673
I've learned
so much already.
397
00:17:55,693 --> 00:17:58,814
I feel I just need another six
or maybe seven more seasons--
398
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:02,011
I mean, uh, years,
before I figure it all out.
399
00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:03,959
Four would be fine.
At least, yeah.
400
00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:05,882
Earth is a silly place.
401
00:18:05,902 --> 00:18:08,245
Half the world
has no clean water,
402
00:18:08,265 --> 00:18:10,355
and the other half has so much,
they poo in it.
403
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,695
Poo?
404
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,817
Then we met the weavers.
405
00:18:14,351 --> 00:18:16,316
I mean, they're not much
to look at.
406
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,285
But they've shown us
the very best
407
00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:20,120
this planet can be.
408
00:18:20,154 --> 00:18:22,155
We won't let you take
our friends away.
409
00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:24,691
And if you do, you're gonna
have to go through me.
410
00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:28,094
I can go back to Zabvron.
I'm good either way.
411
00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:29,596
You're coming home.
412
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,212
No.
413
00:18:31,232 --> 00:18:32,899
This isn't over, son.
414
00:18:32,933 --> 00:18:34,768
As sure as I'm standing here,
415
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:36,670
I will return.
416
00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:38,705
And when I do,
417
00:18:38,739 --> 00:18:40,826
you'd better
have cut that hair.
418
00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:42,655
You look like your mother.
419
00:18:42,675 --> 00:18:43,631
(Gasps)
420
00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:45,038
Hi-ho.
421
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,047
(All) Let's go.
422
00:18:47,081 --> 00:18:48,281
(Spaceship whirring)
423
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,384
Say hi to mummy.
424
00:18:51,419 --> 00:18:53,767
(Whirring)
425
00:19:03,162 --> 00:19:04,452
So...
426
00:19:04,472 --> 00:19:07,513
Really, Dick? You could have
gone either way?
427
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:10,468
Real cold, Dick Butkus.
Real cold.
428
00:19:10,502 --> 00:19:13,436
Oh, come on!
What was I supposed to say?
429
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,807
He had an army.
430
00:19:16,886 --> 00:19:19,344
We can always go back home
if you change your mind.
431
00:19:19,378 --> 00:19:21,346
No, my darling.
432
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:25,149
Have the last 472 years
taught you nothing?
433
00:19:25,184 --> 00:19:26,784
My home
is wherever you are.
434
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:30,621
�
435
00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:33,725
Mmm! Strange year.
436
00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:35,526
The strangest.
437
00:19:36,345 --> 00:19:37,795
Still glad we moved here?
438
00:19:38,268 --> 00:19:41,259
(Imitating Larry) Has what
seems like the 472 years
439
00:19:41,279 --> 00:19:43,257
taught you nothing, darling?
Okay, all right, pal.
440
00:19:43,277 --> 00:19:44,402
(Laughs)
441
00:19:45,064 --> 00:19:46,204
What do you think's
gonna happen next year?
442
00:19:46,238 --> 00:19:47,687
Oh, pretty straightforward.
443
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:49,872
I think we worked out
all the kinks.
444
00:19:49,892 --> 00:19:51,485
You know what? I think you're right.
Yeah.
445
00:19:51,505 --> 00:19:52,577
�
446
00:19:53,515 --> 00:19:55,332
So we should probably
go ahead and kiss
447
00:19:55,352 --> 00:19:57,548
so it's not like this thing
hanging over our heads.
448
00:19:57,749 --> 00:19:58,964
I agree.
449
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:01,209
Fair warning.
450
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:04,074
I've never
kissed anyone before, so I'm...
451
00:20:04,094 --> 00:20:06,071
Just a little nervous to...
452
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:11,009
(Man) � Found a place
I can stay-ay-ay ♺
453
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,015
♺ where I feel sa-a-afe ♺
454
00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:17,449
Wow. Two tongues?
455
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,718
You know it.
456
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:25,256
� And a beautiful day ♺
457
00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:28,860
It's gonna be
an interesting summer.
458
00:20:39,383 --> 00:20:41,517
Commandant Bill,
I need your assistance.
459
00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:43,753
Bup-bup-bup.
You call me "commandant Bill,"
460
00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:46,670
I turn around
and look for my father. Please.
461
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:49,692
Look, I'm not your father.
(Sighs)
462
00:20:49,727 --> 00:20:51,661
Now how do you get
this damn thing to work?
463
00:20:51,695 --> 00:20:55,531
What? Are we gonna "beam"
something somewhere? (Laughs)
464
00:20:55,566 --> 00:20:57,633
Perhaps you'd like to watch
a bunch of Teddy bears
465
00:20:57,668 --> 00:21:00,136
dance in a tree, hmm?
(Chuckles)
466
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:02,171
Are we really gonna
do this again?
467
00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:05,208
No, this is an urgent toast
to my son.
468
00:21:05,242 --> 00:21:06,976
You shouldn't be
contacting him.
469
00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:09,045
Well, I'm still his father.
470
00:21:09,079 --> 00:21:12,715
If I can't save him,
at least I can mourn him.
471
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,750
(Electric whir)
472
00:21:13,784 --> 00:21:15,118
(Click)
473
00:21:15,152 --> 00:21:16,285
Hey, honey,
I'm running late.
474
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,254
I'll call you later, okay?
Okay.
475
00:21:18,288 --> 00:21:19,889
(Crunches) Ugh!
476
00:21:19,923 --> 00:21:22,458
(Mouth full)
God, this is stale!
477
00:21:22,493 --> 00:21:23,593
You know what?
(Toast thuds)
478
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:24,627
Give the Bird-Kersees
their toaster back,
479
00:21:24,661 --> 00:21:26,329
because I'm buying
a brand-new one
480
00:21:26,363 --> 00:21:28,765
with the gambling winnings.
481
00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:30,566
Have a great day, babe.
482
00:21:36,277 --> 00:21:39,243
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483
00:21:39,293 --> 00:21:43,843
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