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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:04,300 We've talked about getting married. Will you marry me? 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,080 I've never lived with a woman before, except my sister. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,400 Don't worry, I'm not gonna try it on. 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,880 You don't shit where you eat. 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,640 Also I'm gay. 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,840 She's not my girlfriend. I was actually trying to break it off. 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,640 But, you know, it got confusing. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,160 - She rejected you. - She hasn't rejected me. 9 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,200 She just asked me to be her advisor. 10 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,760 - Is that your ex? - Are you a couple? 11 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,800 This is really awkward. 12 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,477 Sometimes I think if a guy had swept me off my feet 13 00:00:30,478 --> 00:00:33,000 the way that girl did, I'd have been straight. 14 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,720 SHE MOANS 15 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,080 FARTS 16 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,480 That was my vagina, not a fart. 17 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,160 OK. 18 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,280 SHE MOANS 19 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,240 I wanna make you come. 20 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,720 I'm good. Thanks. 21 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,920 HE GROANS 22 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,240 HE FARTS 23 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,960 THEY LAUGH 24 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,440 I'm gonna be really late for work. 25 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,120 So phone in sick. 26 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,320 - I'm trying to get to the water. - HE LAUGHS 27 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,240 SHE LAUGHS 28 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,240 INDISTINCT TALKING AND LAUGHTER 29 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,806 I disagree, I think it's a great time to be sick. 30 00:02:15,807 --> 00:02:17,200 We're not pitching this week. 31 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,320 But no, no, you're right, next time 32 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,520 I will sync my explosive diarrhoea to your iCal. 33 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,280 SADIE: "OK, just don't watch Bake Off and masturbate all day." 34 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,120 You know I can't make that promise. 35 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,760 - Feel better, Leila. - You too, Sadie. 36 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,680 Erm, wrong answer. Bye. 37 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,480 SHE SIGHS 38 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,440 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 39 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,680 Can I steal you for a minute? 40 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:56,360 Sure, if there's a space in my diary. I'll just check with Ermine. 41 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,520 Actually, I think she's popped out. 42 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,320 She seems to make you very happy. 43 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,080 We're not seeing each other any more. 44 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,400 Oh no. 45 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,680 What is it, Ruby? 46 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,680 - So my blog. - Yes. 47 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,720 It's about power women. 48 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,720 And getting a glimpse into their inner world 49 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,360 in a way that we wouldn't usually have access to. 50 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,200 - Sounds very interesting. - Yeah. 51 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,400 I need your advice on how to track down Malala Yousafzai. 52 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:30,240 I saw her speak at a book signing a few years ago. 53 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:35,720 And her scarf was the most beautiful textile I've ever seen. 54 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,640 It made such an impact in that room. 55 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,280 And I just wanna talk to her about her scarves 56 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,640 and the significance of the scarf 57 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,080 as a means of self-expression in the Muslim world. 58 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,600 You wanna track down Malala Yousafzai 59 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,240 and use her time to talk about her scarves? 60 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,440 Everyone wants to talk to her about the Taliban. 61 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,080 And education. 62 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,320 Of course they do because who gives a shit about her scarves! 63 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,960 I'm... I'm sorry, I... I was joking. 64 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,320 Oh! SHE LAUGHS 65 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,960 That is so funny! It's really... 66 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,680 - Stupid idea. - No, it isn't. 67 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,840 You are asking the unasked questions. 68 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,240 Come and tell me more. 69 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,000 Don't do my dishes, I'll get to it later. 70 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,880 No, I need my mug. 71 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,240 - There are other mugs. - None of the other mugs are thin. 72 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,640 I don't like drinking out of a fat lip. 73 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,400 It's tall but narrow which keeps the tea at the right temperature. 74 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,480 Now I know. 75 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,080 Oh, come on! You're wearing a fucking top. 76 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,440 - Whose top? - You're a dick. 77 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,040 - Say it. - No. 78 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,720 OK, then we'll never talk about it. 79 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,600 Are you straight for Jon-Criss? 80 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,400 No, seeing a guy doesn't make me straight. 81 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,800 All right. Jesus. Don't need to be so fucking touchy about it. 82 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,520 I'm touchy? It makes you uncomfortable 83 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,640 that I'm hanging out with your friend or you would have said something. 84 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,240 I'm waiting for you to come out with it in your own time. 85 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,560 - So you're not upset? - No! Not at all. 86 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,320 Cool. 87 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,337 So I thought sex with a man 88 00:05:09,338 --> 00:05:10,920 would be a complete departure from sex as I knew it 89 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,080 but it's actually very similar. 90 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,440 Sex is sex. There are differences though. 91 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,640 Like his BO. He's got good BO. 92 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,560 It reminds of my dad's only it's sexy. 93 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,720 - I'm sorry, am I making you uncomfortable? - No. No, it's fine. 94 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,600 No, but he's your friend and it's inappropriate to talk about it. 95 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,680 - Can I just say one thing then I promise to shut up? - Please. 96 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,520 Do you know what's really annoying? What? 97 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,440 Semen. With women there's no clean up 98 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,880 but with guys you're like I gotta find a home for this shit. 99 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,880 This is maybe something you should be sharing with a female friend. 100 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,360 You're the only one who knows. 101 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:46,600 Like, do you think that maybe... you're a bisexual? 102 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,360 I don't like that word. 103 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,160 Why? 104 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,800 When you hear bisexual you think like Tila Tequila. 105 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,080 You think Anne Heche. 106 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,960 - Who? - Exactly. 107 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,360 There's nobody. 108 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,400 There's no precedence. 109 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,440 When I hear bisexual I think lame slut. 110 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,800 It's tacky, it's gauche, it makes you seem disingenuous. 111 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,960 Like your genitals have no allegiance, you know? 112 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,200 Like you have no criteria for people, just an open door policy. 113 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,800 It's not a nice thing to be, it's not a cool thing to be. 114 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,400 And it makes my fucking skin crawl. 115 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,280 All I'm asking is that you proceed with caution. 116 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,480 Reference to shit where you eat. 117 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,880 You use that term way too often and nobody likes it. 118 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,760 You use fuck every other sentence 119 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,320 and it's not nearly as edgy as you think it is. 120 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,400 - You're jealous. - No! How? 121 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,440 I'm not attracted to you, or Jon-Criss. 122 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,320 Jealous cos you know Jon-Criss is good in bed. 123 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,480 What makes you think I'm not good in bed? 124 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,000 That's not what I meant. I didn't... 125 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,200 That came out wrong. 126 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,360 Er, what I meant to say was... 127 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,680 Erm... 128 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,960 Nothing. I'm sure you're very good in bed. 129 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,520 I should go. 130 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,520 To my room. 131 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,840 I don't wanna keep the boy waiting. 132 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,040 Erm, all right, I'll see you later. Have a good one. I love you. 133 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,280 I'm fond of you. 134 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,680 Yeah, I'm just gonna make my way there now, Sadie. 135 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,840 All right, bye. 136 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,440 - I need change. - I'm in the middle of something. 137 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,960 I need change for this 20. 138 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,360 Do I look like a fucking bank? 139 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,840 I want to speak to your manager. I am the fucking manager. 140 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,520 - See a guy round here sometimes. - That's my employee. Get out. 141 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,680 Fucking bitch. 142 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,200 Thanks. 143 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:47,720 All good. 144 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,040 UNFASTENS ZIP 145 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,280 HE LAUGHS 146 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,800 - Where are you? - I'm right here. 147 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,320 No. 148 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,760 You're thinking about something else. 149 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,720 What? 150 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,720 OK so just then I was thinking about 151 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,590 whether or not Zara will accept this coat 152 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:47,200 I wore once and decided I hate. 153 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:49,920 HE LAUGHS 154 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,120 I'm sorry. 155 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,680 How did you get back into it with your ex? 156 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,960 She never noticed. 157 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,760 You never talked about it? 158 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,560 I was a lot younger when we got together. 159 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,480 And at first the sex was really hot. 160 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,800 But then... 161 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,800 we fell into a routine and I didn't wanna shake things up. 162 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,520 Felt like if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 163 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,000 It's easier to share things with someone you don't know so well. 164 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,760 - What do you want? - I don't know. 165 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,000 HE LAUGHS 166 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,000 Show me. 167 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,240 Look at me. 168 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,520 SHE SIGHS 169 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,200 THEY BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY 170 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,800 If you don't stop that you're gonna make me come. 171 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,280 I want you to come. 172 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,840 HE PANTS 173 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,400 HE PANTS 174 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,760 Fuck. 175 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,880 HE GROANS 176 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,280 HE CLIMAXES 177 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,360 HE SIGHS 178 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,800 Oh, fuck... 179 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,400 HE SIGHS 180 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,400 HE SIGHS 181 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,880 Touch me. 182 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,800 I'm really turned on right now. How do you feel? 183 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,080 HE SIGHS 184 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,720 Quite hungry, actually. 185 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,600 OK. 186 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,000 I'm hungry. 187 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:39,840 Now? 188 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,320 MAN: "I like to think of myself as a generous person. 189 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,840 I like, er, music, playing the piano. 190 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,400 Singing with my choir and... " 191 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,240 MAN 2: "And what would I want to know if I were you? 192 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,440 I am from Iran. 193 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,080 I'm very good at making tahdig. 194 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,960 What would I want to know if I were you? 195 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:16,120 I am from Iran. I'm very good at making tahdig. 196 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:21,840 Tahdig is the crispy bit of rice and it's very hard to get right. 197 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:29,400 But I do it well so maybe your child will have this talent. 198 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,123 I don't know if it will get him employed 199 00:12:33,124 --> 00:12:35,160 but it is a good skill to have." 200 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,880 If the halloumi is still good I can do a salad with chickpeas. 201 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,640 DOORBELL RINGS 202 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,790 - Hi! - Hey. 203 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,070 Come in. 204 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:55,870 (WHISPERS) Fuck! 205 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,702 Sadie said you weren't well 206 00:12:57,703 --> 00:12:59,510 so I brought you some stuff for your stomach. 207 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:02,430 And some soup and some real food just in case you're feeling better. 208 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:04,590 Oh, wow, thank you so much, that's so nice of you. 209 00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:07,510 I think I left the stove on. I'll go check but then I'll be right back. 210 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,430 And then we can eat all that food, thank you. 211 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,150 - Who was it? - Shh! 212 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:16,190 You're not here. Could you just chill in this room, 213 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,790 for, like, two to three hours? 214 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:19,750 No. 215 00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:23,030 OK, cool, I'll be right back. You're here to see Gabe. 216 00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:26,950 Real quick, I just need a piss. 217 00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,790 KNOCK AT DOOR 218 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,332 Gabe, I need you to come downstairs, 219 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,990 pretend that Jon-Criss is here to see you. Hi, Francisca. 220 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:39,430 Francisca, my friend cannot know about me and Jon-Criss, OK? 221 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:42,910 He's your friend, he's Gabe's friend, he is not my friend, understood? 222 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:47,001 Francisca, I need you to acknowledge the words 223 00:13:47,002 --> 00:13:48,630 that are coming out of my mouth right now. 224 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,430 OK. 225 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:54,030 That smells so good. I'm gonna get some plates. 226 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,510 Gabe's coming downstairs. You're here to see him. 227 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:05,670 We don't know each other. 228 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:11,830 - Hi, Gabe! - Hey. Hey, Deniz. 229 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:13,150 Hey. 230 00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:17,030 Hello. 231 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:20,910 Er, I think we've met before, actually. I'm Jon-Criss. 232 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,750 Friend of Gabe's. 233 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:24,990 - I remember. - Francisca, Deniz. 234 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,510 That's too much food for two people. 235 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:33,230 Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: Help, my son is Kanye West. 236 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:36,590 Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: Help, my son is a bag of dicks. 237 00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,790 SHE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY 238 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:49,590 Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: Help, my son is... 239 00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:51,230 Doing the right thing. 240 00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:54,150 Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: Help, my son is father/daughter incest. 241 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,110 You didn't read the card before putting it in. 242 00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,390 What difference does it make? 243 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,550 - Doing the right thing is boring. - Boring? It's so meta. 244 00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:03,830 - Lot of dicks doesn't make sense. - You're being so unfair! 245 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,350 (SHE LAUGHS) In the face... 246 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:07,870 HE LAUGHS 247 00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:11,990 - Bag of dicks syndrome. - You're embarrassing yourself. 248 00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,190 Kanye West wins. 249 00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:15,470 I believe that puts me in the lead, thank you. 250 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:20,390 We don't have to play this game. We can just go hang out in my room. 251 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:23,150 - This is fine. - Mm. This lamb's incredible, Deniz. 252 00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:27,590 I don't normally like lamb but I can't stop eating it. 253 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,430 - What's in it? - The main ingredient is... 254 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,630 Love. 255 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:33,430 No, soured cherries. 256 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:35,270 Den is a really good chef. 257 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,630 I wish she'd open up her own restaurant or something. 258 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,670 Yeah, you should. 259 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:41,590 Why, cos it sounds better than working for Tilton off licence? 260 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:44,830 No, no, no. It's because you're like a grandmother. 261 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:46,350 You're so good at feeding people. 262 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:48,150 Do I look like a fucking grandmother? 263 00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:50,470 That's not what he meant. It's your turn. 264 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,630 Money can't buy me love but it can buy me... 265 00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:55,990 That's a lot of baklava. 266 00:15:56,750 --> 00:16:00,110 - LEILA: What's it to you? - He's getting round. 267 00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:01,710 Forget it, he touched it. 268 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:12,230 - Are you coming tomorrow? - No. 269 00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:17,070 Sorry you hated the game so much. 270 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:23,750 - Are you mad at me? - It's fine. 271 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:26,150 I'm just not into this whole scene. 272 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,030 I didn't mean to invite them into our night. 273 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,150 What? 274 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,781 When you're with your roommate 275 00:16:33,782 --> 00:16:36,430 you remind of a girl from a Judd Apatow movie. 276 00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:39,470 Like that game. 277 00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:42,510 Looks like something I've seen in a Judd Apatow movie. 278 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,190 I didn't realise you were so familiar with his oeuvre. 279 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,390 KEYS JANGLE 280 00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:00,670 I'm sorry. 281 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:02,350 It's fine. 282 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,470 - Bye. - Bye. 283 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,950 Right now legal abortion is happening because of her. 284 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,950 Her sister's documentary changed legislation... 285 00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,670 Yeah, no, I get it. She's better than I am. 286 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:21,510 I'm glad to see you've made this about you and your insecurities. 287 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,710 No, Francisca is more attractive than I am. 288 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,950 Her work is noble, her tits are perfectly round. 289 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:30,390 And none of that changes the fact that she is such a cunt! 290 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,230 You don't know what she's like with me. 291 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,150 She monitors her food intake. 292 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:38,870 OK, whatever. I'm a guy. Men aren't sensitive about body stuff. 293 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,550 And you're not good for Jon-Criss. 294 00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,110 We're just hanging out. 295 00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:45,070 You know you're the first person he's been with since Karen. 296 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,270 Who's Karen? 297 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,070 The woman he was engaged to for six years. 298 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,550 Ha ha! 299 00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:58,390 These jeans make my ass look weird. 300 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,270 TV ON 301 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:08,270 Oh, God, I know you're going through something 302 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,790 but I cannot watch another episode of The L Word. 303 00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:13,030 Let's go out. 304 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:16,150 Season two is shit anyway. Tina's all boring and pregnant. 305 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:23,590 Do you reckon if they hadn't got back together then... 306 00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,630 Bette would have had a baby on her own? 307 00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:29,790 Fuck, no! Bette's like us. But with a cleavage. 308 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,670 It's unnatural. 309 00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:33,390 Yeah. 310 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:35,470 If you were Bette then you wouldn't. 311 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,790 Carrying a baby's a head fuck. 312 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:41,630 You can't be seen breastfeeding in a power suit. 313 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:46,430 I literally would saw off my arm to be with her. 314 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,950 It'd have to be your left arm. 315 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,350 THEY LAUGH 316 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,710 - Yeah. - SHE LAUGHS 317 00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,470 WOMAN MOANS 318 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,430 WOMAN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 319 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:13,790 THEY INHALE AND EXHALE 320 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,910 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 321 00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:48,030 You dance like a homosexual. 322 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,470 I know! 323 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:55,950 SHE LAUGHS 324 00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:59,510 - I like you. - Me too! 325 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,670 Mwah! 326 00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:08,990 LOUD DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES 327 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,710 AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYS 328 00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:28,470 Why do we have to lie to a Turkish girl about you and Jon-Criss? 329 00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:33,030 Leila doesn't want anyone to know that she's sleeping with a man. 330 00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:35,310 - Why not? - It's complicated. 331 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:37,430 How is it complicated? 332 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,790 - It's a gay thing. - So? I'm queer. 333 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,510 Everyone under 25 thinks they're queer. 334 00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,590 - And you think they're wrong? - No. 335 00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:49,830 You know what I think, I think it's different. 336 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:55,950 I think when you... when you have to fight for it, 337 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,950 I think that being gay can become the biggest part of you. 338 00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:02,270 And that you're gay or straight 339 00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:05,270 and one comes with an entirely different lifestyle than the other. 340 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:09,030 Like different clothes and different friends and you can't do both. 341 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:12,030 And I don't mean to be condescending to you. 342 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,750 I don't know what it's like to grow up with the internet. 343 00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:19,230 I just get the sense that it's changing your relationship to gender. 344 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:20,910 And to sexuality. 345 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:24,950 In a really good way but in a way that I can't relate to. 346 00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:32,390 I think you're making a problem where there isn't one. 347 00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:34,910 SHE LAUGHS 348 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,390 Maybe you're right. 349 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:49,470 How long have you been in London? 350 00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:51,310 Two years. 351 00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:55,270 I go back to Argentina when my visa expires in a couple of months. 352 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:02,310 Are you excited to go home? 353 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,630 No. 354 00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:09,310 I wanna go out. Been in here too long. 355 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:11,030 Everywhere's closed. 356 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,910 The Red Lion is open till 3am. 357 00:22:14,990 --> 00:22:16,910 MUSIC BLARES INSIDE 358 00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:21,110 Hey, I'm so sorry, I don't have ID on me but look at my face. 359 00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:23,630 I'm old enough so it's inappropriate that I'm even here. 360 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:25,030 Yeah, no ID, no entry. 361 00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:28,590 Didn't know they let 14-year-old boys do security. 362 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,590 Go on. 363 00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:36,550 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 364 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,390 INDISTINCT CHATTER 365 00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:38,270 Hey! You all right? 366 00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:39,990 Yeah, I'm OK, I just needed some air. 367 00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:42,910 All right, I'll... I'll wait with you. 368 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:53,150 - Sadie? Sadie, stop. - What the fuck! 369 00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,350 I'm sorry. 370 00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:56,110 Who is that guy? 371 00:23:57,790 --> 00:24:01,630 - It's a friend of Gabe's. - Are you fucking him? 372 00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:07,270 I feel like such a fucking idiot! 373 00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:08,510 Oh, fuck you! 374 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:17,870 You OK? 375 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,590 I need to go home. 376 00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:29,750 I know that bouncer was a lesbian. 377 00:24:29,790 --> 00:24:31,510 Then why did you say that thing you said? 378 00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:32,750 'Cos I was trying to be funny 379 00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:36,310 and the second I said it I knew it wasn't funny. 380 00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:41,230 I'm a bit relieved that they know. 381 00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:43,430 No. 382 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,230 They were gonna find out sooner or later. 383 00:24:47,270 --> 00:24:51,150 They'll get to know me. Give in to my charm like you did. 384 00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:57,390 I know this is hard for you. 385 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,870 No, you don't. 386 00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:02,430 - 'Cos you're not gay. - Neither are you! 387 00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:05,910 - I need to be alone right now. - I meant not funny gay. 388 00:25:09,590 --> 00:25:11,750 I think we should cool it for a minute. 389 00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:14,110 I think we moved too fast too soon. 390 00:25:14,150 --> 00:25:16,070 Because of what I said? It came out wrong. 391 00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:19,350 No, not because of what you said. 392 00:25:20,710 --> 00:25:22,630 I just don't think we're compatible. 393 00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:29,950 Yeah. 394 00:25:31,510 --> 00:25:32,590 Yeah, maybe not. 395 00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:43,510 How many people have you been this intimate with? 396 00:25:43,550 --> 00:25:47,070 - Like had sex with? - No, no, how many people have you... 397 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,310 laid in bed with all day? 398 00:25:49,350 --> 00:25:52,750 And held hands with. Talked about your childhood. 399 00:25:52,790 --> 00:25:54,870 Five? More than five? 400 00:25:56,550 --> 00:25:58,430 - I don't know. - More than ten? 401 00:25:58,470 --> 00:26:00,950 - Why does it matter? - You can't just open someone up 402 00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:05,270 and then make them feel safe and then change your mind the next day. 403 00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:07,710 It makes your intimacy worth shit. 404 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:10,950 You are an emotional intimacy whore. 405 00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:40,870 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 406 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,470 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30107

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