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( theme music playing )
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All right, where's
the mechanic on duty?
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I'm going to kill him.
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What are you
talking about?
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I don't want to talk--
I got to hit.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Tony, Tony, Tony,
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take it easy,
take it easy.
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Nobody's going
to hit anybody.
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Now just sit down
and tell us about it calmly.
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All right, Alex.
Yeah.
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What is it?
I'm still shaking.
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I'm driving down Fifth Avenue
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just before
Saint Patrick's Cathedral.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I'm coming to a red light,
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I go to put my foot
on the brake,
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my foot goes straight through
to the floorboard.
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Oh, no. My, God. Oh.
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So I make it through the
first intersection okay, right,
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but I can't stop this cab.
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Here I am doing
50 miles an hour
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straight down a road,
completely out of control.
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Man, it's true what they say--
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your life
flashes in front of you.
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You know,
I lost a lot of fights.
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So what'd you do?
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So I did the first thing
that came to mind.
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I stopped myself
by driving into a lamppost.
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Tony, why didn't pull
on the emergency brake?
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It's for parking, Alex.
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And emergencies,
hence the name, emer...
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You know,
there's a logic to that.
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Yeah.
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You know something?
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This is not an
isolated incident.
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Almost every night somebody has
some kind of serious accident
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with a cab from this garage.
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Hey, I don't care.
All I know is
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because of some dumb mechanic,
I almost bought it.
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Now, now, now,
Tony, don't get...
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don't be so quick
to blame the mechanics.
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They can only work
with what they've got,
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and some powers that be
around here
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don't want to give them
new cabs.
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For a minute there
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I thought I forgot
to close the old porthole.
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You got something on your minds?
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Yeah, you might
say that, Louie.
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You know, uh, the cabs,
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they've been
falling apart lately,
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and Tony's brakes,
they just went out on him.
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I mean, every time
we go out of here,
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our lives are in danger,
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and we think it's about time
you do something about it.
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That's right, Louie.
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Now you better stop and listen.
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This could easily
turn into an ugly mob.
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I thought most of these people
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were just about as ugly
as they could get.
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I knew
I shouldn't have said that.
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Louie, man,
that's it. All right,
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Hear me out.
So what are you going to do?
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All right, hear me out.
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I can understand
that you're upset about this,
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and I'm going to do something
that I don't normally do,
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but I think the gravity
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of this situation
calls for it.
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Yeah, like, what?
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I'm going to write out a report.
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Aw, come on!
That never works!
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Don't try to talk me out of it!
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( all talking at once )
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When the welfare of my drivers
is at stake,
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no step is too drastic.
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Jeff, give me the report sheet.
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( blows )
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All right, now
what's the date?
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Hey, Louie, you're always
writing those reports,
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and they don't get us anywhere.
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You're right.
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A report isn't enough.
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Tell you what I'm going to do.
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I am going to issue
"drive defensively" stickers.
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Hey, Louie.
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You're not going
in that cage, Louie.
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You get in there, and
you lock the door,
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and it's business
as usual.
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In fact, you're not
going anywhere
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until you promise to do
something about this thing.
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ELAINE:
That's right, Louie.
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TONY:
That's right.
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Okay.
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Go blow-dry your face.
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What are you doin...?
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Hyah!
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TONY:
Open up or I'll break it in, Louie.
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Not by the hair
of my chinny-chin-chin.
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MAN:
Break it down!
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Break it down!
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Get in there!
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Where'd he go?
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There's a secret passage.
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Where is he?!
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ELAINE:
There he is!
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Go get him!
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Hah-hah! Hah-hah!
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All right.
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You forced me to give
up one of my secrets,
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but I got others,
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and I'm not going
to reveal them...
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unless, of course,
Nardo wants
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to beat them out of me.
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Okay, that's it.
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I think we should walk.
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No, no, come on! Guys!
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To walk out is absolutely nuts.
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Hey, hang on, guys.
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I mean, come on.
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We have some recourse here.
What recourse?
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Let's talk about this.
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The first thing
I think we ought to do
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is we get our shop steward
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to issue a complaint
with the union.
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All right,
who's the shop steward?
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Uh, isn't it
Stubby Detmuller?
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No, no, no, he retired.
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It was Detmuller,
it was Detwyler.
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No, Detwyler's the guy
from the day shaft,
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he got thrown in the can
for beating his wife.
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I thought his name was Jim Petty
or something.
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No, Jim Petty is the backup
goalie for the Rangers.
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Just what I was afraid of--
they're getting organized.
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Well, one thing's obvious--
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we got to elect
a new shop steward.
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Okay, let's do it.
Come on!
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All right,
who we gonna get? Come on.
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Think, think.
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JIM:
Hey, uh, wait a minute.
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Who's that tall, red-headed guy,
comes in on weekends?
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His name's Jack
something or other.
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Why? You want
to nominate him?
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No, I just couldn't
think of his name.
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Jim, we're trying to find
a shop steward.
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So I nominate me.
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You?
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Yeah, man, I'm the guy
who almost got killed today.
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I deserve to see this through.
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I'm mad and I want it.
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And I second it!
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I mean, if he's so mad,
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he might be able
to get something done, right?
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( clamoring )
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ALEX:
All those in favor
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of nominating Tony for the
shop steward say, "aye."
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ALL:
Aye!
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Congratulations.
You're our guy.
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( cheering )
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Stand back
and watch my dust.
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( excited chatter )
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( all chanting ):
Tony... Tony...
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Louie, me and you
are going to talk,
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and I mean right now.
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So you're the new shop
steward, huh, Banta?
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You've got it.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks, Louie.
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Now, hey,
but I mean business here.
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Oh, yeah. Of course.
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Just step right into my cage,
and we'll talk about it.
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You want me
to come into your cage?
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Why, certainly.
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You're the new
shop steward.
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I'm not going to let
you stand out there
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on the floor
with the rabble.
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Come on in here
and have a seat.
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Right foot, left foot,
right foot...
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Sit down. Sit down, Tony.
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( chuckling )
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Okay, Lou, we are sick and tired
of coming in here every day...
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All right, all right,
Tony, Tony, okay.
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Now before
you get started here--
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and I do want to hear
everything you got to say--
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I just want to let you know
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that I was pulling for you
during this election.
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I mean, it's high time
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that your talents
were recognized around here.
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Oh, gee. Thanks, Louie.
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And I think that
you're going to fit right in
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down at the Tide Pool.
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Yeah, well, that's all well
and good, Louie, but...
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Tide Pool?
What's a Tide Pool?
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That's that restaurant
around the corner
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that us executives frequent
after hours.
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And now
that you're the shop steward,
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I'm sure
you're going to want
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to spend time
down there yourself.
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( dings )
( chuckles )
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Well, I... I don't know.
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( dings )
Oh...
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Oh, you're going
to love this place.
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They got fishnets and blowfish
hanging from the ceiling
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and all the waitresses
wear leis, in keeping
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with the Polynesian cuisine.
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And they got
an exotic drink down there
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that will knock you
right off your keester.
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( laughing )
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Hey, Louie, that
sounds great but...
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Hey. I saw Jersey Joe Walcott
in there the other night.
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Really?
Yeah.
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This is a classy joint.
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Listen, after the shift is over,
you come on down there,
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and I'll introduce you around
to the gang.
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Should I dress
or anything, Lou?
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Sure, well, a sport coat
would be nice, huh?
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How about around seven-ish?
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Oh, and I'm buying.
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( laughs )
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Boy, that sounds great.
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( dings )
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I really want you
to try this drink.
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It's called the monsoon.
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It's days before
your sky is clear.
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I blew it, huh?
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Big.
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Well, I'm new at this.
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I figured I'd get him down
to Tide Pool,
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fill him full with monsoons
and...
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Tony, please
don't take this personally,
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but if we're going to get
anything done, we need a recall.
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Well, that's just your opinion,
man.
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I'd like to hear
what everybody else says.
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ALL:
Recall!
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Well, look at it this way, Tony,
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you... you brought us
all together on one issue.
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Okay, nominations
are reopened.
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I nominate Tony.
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Jim! Why would you want
to nominate Tony?!
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There's no substitute
for experience.
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Oh!
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You know, I-I think
this job-steward,
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report-to-the-union
stuff is a lot of crap.
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I mean, it never
accomplishes anything.
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We've been trying
it for years,
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and nothing's
ever been done.
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But what choice do we have?
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The choice we have
is walking out of here
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until these cabs are fixed!
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Let's go!
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( angry yelling )
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Hold it. Hold it. Hold it!
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( whistles )
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Now listen.
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A wildcat strike
is absolutely nuts.
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All we're doing is we're giving
them the chance to fire us.
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Now, I say that there are
other channels we can go through
256
00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:17,167
to get what we want
without losing anything.
257
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,300
Well, now, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
258
00:10:18,334 --> 00:10:19,734
She's making sense.
She's making sense.
259
00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:21,067
Go ahead.
Yeah, okay.
260
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,667
I vote Elaine
shop steward!
261
00:10:23,701 --> 00:10:26,334
No, no.
( all agreeing )
262
00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,334
Elaine, you
have to do this.
263
00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,701
Yeah, man, somebody's got
to help us with this.
264
00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:31,000
( sighs )
265
00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,801
You'd be my choice.
266
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:35,801
Okay, I'll give it a shot.
267
00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:37,000
( cheering )
268
00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:38,200
All right, but...
269
00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:40,400
Whoa, whoa. But...
270
00:10:40,434 --> 00:10:43,234
I'm not going to soil myself
talking to Louie.
271
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,567
He's just Mackenzie's lackey,
right?
272
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,033
ALEX:
Right.
273
00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:49,501
So I'm going up
to talk to the big man himself.
274
00:10:49,534 --> 00:10:51,133
All right.
All right.
275
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,801
All right.
All right.
276
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:56,133
( all chanting ):
Elaine... Elaine... Elaine... Elaine...
277
00:10:57,534 --> 00:10:59,467
( excited chatter )
278
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,701
So...
279
00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:13,033
Nardo's your new
shop steward, huh?
280
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,367
Wise choice.
281
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,868
( snorts )
282
00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:19,567
What do you mean...
( imitates snort )?
283
00:11:19,601 --> 00:11:23,300
I know how
Mackenzie handles people.
284
00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:31,968
Boy, Elaine's
right up there,
285
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,167
nose-to-nose
with the boss,
286
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:38,100
and our careers are
hanging in the balance.
287
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:40,834
The suspense is
unbearable, isn't it?
288
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,133
Sure is, Jim.
289
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,334
( sighs )
290
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,634
Well, see you tomorrow.
291
00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:55,300
Take it easy, Jim.
292
00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:58,100
ALEX:
Hey, here she is!
293
00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,100
How'd you do?
294
00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:00,667
Hey, Elaine, that was,
like, really quick.
295
00:12:00,701 --> 00:12:01,934
Uh, what happened?
296
00:12:01,968 --> 00:12:05,033
Well, Mackenzie said that the
profit margin is so low already
297
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,667
that there's nothing
he can do about it.
298
00:12:06,701 --> 00:12:08,968
But I told him
299
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,534
that we don't want to risk our
lives in these cabs anymore.
300
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:13,033
So he said that, uh,
301
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:15,801
"No one told you
to take this job anyway."
302
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,067
Wh-What did you say then?
303
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,200
I said what any good
New York cab driver would say
304
00:12:19,234 --> 00:12:20,501
under those circumstances.
305
00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:21,467
( laughing )
306
00:12:21,501 --> 00:12:23,901
I also said
that we're on strike.
307
00:12:23,934 --> 00:12:24,901
( cheering )
308
00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:27,434
Shut it down! Shut it down!
309
00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:30,634
( all chanting ):
Shut it down! Shut it down!
310
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,300
Oh, no, no, no!
311
00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:36,100
Oh, no, not a strike!
312
00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,000
Oh, fie!
313
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:41,534
This really puts me
in a bad position.
314
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:43,901
Now, where am I going to find
315
00:12:43,934 --> 00:12:46,767
people capable enough
to drive cabs?
316
00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:48,334
Yeah, where, Lou? Come on.
317
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,367
Daily News! Daily News!
318
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,801
Hey, kid!
319
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,601
You want to make
some big bucks?
320
00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:57,167
Take out Cab 132.
321
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,868
Come on. Get out
of the news field,
322
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:01,767
get into the people-mover field.
323
00:13:01,801 --> 00:13:04,167
You'll make some
big bucks, kid.
324
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,534
And remember--
325
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,901
the big pedal's
the brake.
326
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:18,834
LOUIE:
All right, attention, substitute drivers.
327
00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:21,767
We got a lot of cabs
to get out here.
328
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,601
Hotchkiss.
329
00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:26,467
84. Hotchkiss.
330
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,234
Okay, Mr. Hotchkiss,
331
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:35,234
now, watch out
for any drunks out there.
332
00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:37,067
Right? Go on out there.
333
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,100
Uh, Ferguson?
334
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,968
Eight sixty-six.
335
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,467
Ferguson!
336
00:13:43,501 --> 00:13:47,934
Somebody get Ferguson
started there.
337
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:53,200
Okay, Mr. Ferguson,
338
00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:56,868
now, don't go rushing
around here.
339
00:13:56,901 --> 00:13:58,534
All right, here you go.
340
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,567
Life's too short
to rush around there.
341
00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:02,334
Go out there and
knock them dead.
342
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,434
Uh, Scooter?
343
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:05,767
There you go. 626.
344
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:09,100
Go out there and buck,
buck, buck, buck, buck.
345
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,667
Whitey? There you go.
346
00:14:10,701 --> 00:14:12,934
Get out there
and make some money.
347
00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:14,934
Stretch? On your way.
348
00:14:14,968 --> 00:14:17,534
My biggest booker here.
349
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,701
Okay, kid,
now, you get out there
350
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,934
and, remember,
red means "stop,"
351
00:14:21,968 --> 00:14:23,467
green means "go."
352
00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:25,300
( cackling )
353
00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:27,734
I love you mugs.
354
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,400
Ooh, it's cold.
355
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:31,734
What are you doing
in here, Wheeler?
356
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,434
It's my turn to get coffee.
357
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:34,701
Huh-huh.
358
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:38,000
Pretty cold out there
on the picket line, ain't it?
359
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:39,734
Oh, it-it's not so bad.
360
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,267
( cackling )
361
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,901
Louie, the coffee machine's
not working.
362
00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:47,167
It's just not working
for non-employees.
363
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,801
Yeah, well, this non-employee
wants his quarter back.
364
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:51,834
Put it in with your demands,
Wheeler.
365
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:54,167
Hey, Bob?
What?
366
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,234
Don't you want
your message?
367
00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:56,300
I got a message?
368
00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:58,400
Well, ordinarily I
wouldn't take messages
369
00:14:58,434 --> 00:14:59,601
for a guy on strike,
370
00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:02,000
but this seemed like
a real important one.
371
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,367
Well, what is it?
372
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,167
Well, your agent called and said
you got a big shot at a movie,
373
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,367
and the producers
are going to meet you
374
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,200
at the Sherry-Netherland Hotel.
375
00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:12,167
Oh, wow! Oh, wow!
376
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,501
What time do
I meet them?
377
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:15,667
3:00 yesterday.
378
00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:17,100
Yesterday?
379
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,734
Well, I would've given
it to you yesterday,
380
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:22,901
but then I would have had
to cross the picket line.
381
00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:26,467
You know how I feel about
the sanctity of picket lines.
382
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,100
You know, you only do this
to me, Louie,
383
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:29,367
to try and make me break down,
384
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,367
but you're not going
to get the satisfaction.
385
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,200
All you're going to get
out of me is...
386
00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:35,200
( whimpering )
387
00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:38,167
TONY:
Great news, Bobby.
388
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,701
What?
It better be great news.
389
00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:42,100
Oh, the union has agreed
390
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:44,200
to hold a hearing
on our grievances.
391
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,868
Yeah, they're gonna
subpoena Mackenzie...
392
00:15:46,901 --> 00:15:48,334
( shivers ) and Louie.
393
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:49,667
ELAINE:
Isn't that great?
394
00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,601
It ain't going to do you
any good.
395
00:15:51,634 --> 00:15:53,067
Oh, yes, it is, Louie.
396
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,067
Your back is
against the wall.
397
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,734
We've got evidence
that is overwhelming.
398
00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,400
I'm used to this, Nardo.
399
00:15:59,434 --> 00:16:02,400
I am prepared for this
Mickey Mouse hearing.
400
00:16:02,434 --> 00:16:04,167
Prepared? Prepared, how?
401
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,701
While you lame-os
are out there
402
00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:08,367
playing in the snow,
403
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,767
I'm in here, doing a little
plastic surgery on the books.
404
00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:15,000
According to
these records,
405
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:17,634
the Sunshine Cab Company
spends as much,
406
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,667
if not more, money
on maintenance and repairs
407
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:23,534
than any other cab company
in the city.
408
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,767
Once they get a look
at these books,
409
00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:28,834
it will give us time to do
a little repairs on the cabs
410
00:16:28,868 --> 00:16:30,200
so they pass inspection.
411
00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:33,434
You see, you guys are
dealing with pros here.
412
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,701
Hey, Louie, nobody's going
to be gullible enough
413
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:37,434
to believe your story.
414
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:38,968
Oh, no?
415
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,934
Hey, Iggy.
416
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,267
Yo.
417
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,200
The Sunshine Cab Company
spends more on maintenance
418
00:16:47,234 --> 00:16:49,200
than any other
company in the city.
419
00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:51,701
Our strike worked.
420
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,067
All power to the people!
421
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,234
Well, we'll see, Louie.
422
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,434
We'll just see
who they believe.
423
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,400
Come on, guys, let's
get back to the line.
424
00:17:00,434 --> 00:17:02,501
Yeah.
Yeah.
425
00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:04,334
Farewell,
workers of the world.
426
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,868
( Bobby speaks indistinctly )
427
00:17:08,801 --> 00:17:11,167
What are you hanging
around for, Rieger?
428
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,734
A little scab city?
429
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,000
That's quite a little trick
430
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,067
you're trying to pull
with the books, Louie.
431
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:19,467
Yeah, I got a few touches
in here that I'm proud of.
432
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:21,467
One of them is...
433
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,167
the Safety First picnic.
434
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,334
Boy, did we eat a lot of
hot dogs at that picnic,
435
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:29,167
but it was for a good cause.
436
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,000
You really feel good
about this, don't you?
437
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:32,467
Yeah.
438
00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:34,467
I just hope
He forgives you.
439
00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:37,467
Mackenzie? He's ready
to erect a statue to me.
440
00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:38,467
You kidding?
441
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,834
No, no, no,
I don't mean Mackenzie.
442
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:41,667
You know, when you walk
into that hearing room,
443
00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:42,868
you're going to be
under oath.
444
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:44,200
Sure, sure.
445
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:45,534
You know what that means?
446
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,868
Yeah. It means they
got to believe you.
447
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,367
I love this country.
448
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:55,534
No, Lou, it means
that you'll be swearing to God
449
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,033
to tell the truth,
450
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,734
and then you'll lie.
451
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:08,300
Well, every great businessman
has had to do that.
452
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,000
Besides,
453
00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:12,167
he understands what's going on.
454
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,901
He's a man of the world.
455
00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,834
Well, okay.
456
00:18:15,868 --> 00:18:17,667
It's okay with me...
457
00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:22,067
if the idea of eternal damnation
doesn't bother you.
458
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:25,701
You had to bring
eternal damnation into it?
459
00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:28,801
Eternal damnation--
you're giving me that?
460
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:35,167
I used to have a nun
in my parochial school--
461
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,200
Sister Porchnik.
462
00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:42,868
She used to give pop quizzes
on eternal damnation.
463
00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:45,534
You know, Louie,
464
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:48,534
someday, some driver is going
to go out of this garage
465
00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:51,868
in one of these cabs...
466
00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:55,033
and he's going
to get hurt, Lou.
467
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,701
He may even be killed,
468
00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,534
and you'll be responsible.
469
00:18:58,567 --> 00:18:59,534
Not me.
You. Not me.
470
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:00,534
You.
It ain't me.
471
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:01,701
You.
It ain't me.
472
00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:02,801
It's Mackenzie.
473
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,133
He's the monster in here.
474
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:06,767
He's responsible for everything
that goes on down here.
475
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,133
Then Mackenzie
will be responsible
476
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:11,767
for sending you
to eternal damnation.
477
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,701
What am I going to do?
478
00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:17,300
Well, if I were you, Lou,
479
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:20,133
I'd start negotiating
with our shop steward.
480
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,167
All right.
481
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,367
All right, send her in here.
482
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,834
It will be a pleasure.
483
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,968
You know what I hate
about you, Rieger?
484
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,934
What's that?
You're always giving me
485
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,133
that holier-than-thou attitude.
486
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,334
Well, I'm sorry, Lou.
487
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:35,868
It's just that thou art
so easy to be holier than.
488
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,934
You wanted to see me?
489
00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:50,934
Nardo, you know
that I have the authority
490
00:19:50,968 --> 00:19:54,200
to end this strike
any way and as I see fit.
491
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,534
I know that.
492
00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:57,467
Okay,
let's talk turkey here.
493
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,334
Are you serious about this?
494
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:00,501
Yeah.
495
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:01,868
Yeah, I don't think
this strike
496
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,033
should go on another day.
497
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:05,667
It's-it's hard
on a lot of people.
498
00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:07,534
All right, Louie,
let's talk.
499
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:09,767
Okay. All right,
you sit down
500
00:20:09,801 --> 00:20:13,467
and tell me specifically
what your demands are.
501
00:20:13,501 --> 00:20:15,801
Okay.
502
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:18,367
We want you to
retire all cabs
503
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,701
that have been in service
for over five years.
504
00:20:21,734 --> 00:20:24,434
We want new brakes on the cabs.
505
00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,100
We want you
to increase
506
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:29,501
the maintenance budget
by at least ten percent,
507
00:20:29,534 --> 00:20:33,334
and we want at least one
new mechanic on each shift.
508
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,167
All right, it's yours, Nardo.
509
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,501
It is?
Yeah.
510
00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:40,334
You're going to give us
what we want?
511
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:43,567
( laughs ) All right.
512
00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:44,901
Great.
513
00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:45,901
All right.
514
00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:47,834
Now, all you have to do
515
00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:50,701
is honor a few simple demands
of my own.
516
00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:53,801
Like what?
517
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:56,334
Nothing bad. Nothing bad.
518
00:20:58,901 --> 00:21:03,868
You and me, for four days
in a mountain cabin,
519
00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:07,834
with no one but the furry
creatures of the woods
520
00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:10,534
to hear our screams
of ecstasy.
521
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:12,701
One weekend.
522
00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:15,868
One date to save
cabbies' lives.
523
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,467
You'd give in
to all of our demands
524
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:26,834
if I go on one date with you?
525
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,167
That's right, Elaine.
526
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,767
Okay, it's luncheon.
527
00:21:39,801 --> 00:21:41,934
A lot of people around.
528
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,100
We meet at the restaurant.
529
00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:46,267
We part at the restaurant.
530
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,601
I get to bring a friend,
531
00:21:48,634 --> 00:21:51,968
and we sit
at separate tables.
532
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,834
Fine. Fine.
533
00:21:57,868 --> 00:22:01,801
Let me-let me just alter
that just a tiny bit.
534
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,801
It's at night.
535
00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:06,133
It's dinner.
536
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:08,133
I pick you up.
537
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,133
I take you home.
538
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,968
It's just the two of us,
539
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,968
and at some time
during the evening,
540
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,801
within the hearing of at
least two other people,
541
00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:22,133
you must call me "Stallion."
542
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,801
And none of this--
none of this--
543
00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:33,334
is negotiable.
544
00:22:33,367 --> 00:22:34,667
Except "Stallion."
545
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,834
Especially "Stallion."
546
00:22:36,868 --> 00:22:39,634
Louie, isn't there any other way
we can settle this?
547
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,901
Yeah, the only alternative
you have
548
00:22:41,934 --> 00:22:45,067
is to go into that hearing
with me and my books,
549
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:48,534
and I make mincemeat
out of your case.
550
00:22:54,133 --> 00:22:57,767
Do you promise me that no one
will ever know about this?
551
00:22:57,801 --> 00:23:02,968
Are you suggesting we keep
our little t�te-�-t�te a secret
552
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,934
from the eyes of a prying world?
553
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,868
No. I'm suggesting that
if you let anyone know
554
00:23:08,901 --> 00:23:12,767
that I've debased myself,
I'll kill us both.
555
00:23:12,801 --> 00:23:14,934
Does that mean you'll do it?
556
00:23:15,968 --> 00:23:18,400
( sighs )
557
00:23:23,834 --> 00:23:25,834
( sighs )
558
00:23:25,868 --> 00:23:28,000
Yeah, I'll do it.
559
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,267
( whooping )
560
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,868
Oh, but, Louie, do you
know what you're doing?
561
00:23:30,901 --> 00:23:32,534
Do you realize...?
( laughing )
562
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,834
You are using
my concern
563
00:23:34,868 --> 00:23:38,267
for my fellow workers and
friends to blackmail me.
564
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,901
You're taking
advantage of something
565
00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:41,234
that's decent in me
566
00:23:41,267 --> 00:23:43,567
to satisfy some indecent
needs of your own.
567
00:23:43,601 --> 00:23:45,634
How does that
make you feel?
568
00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:48,734
Horny as all get out.
569
00:24:00,834 --> 00:24:03,667
( theme music playing )
570
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,334
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
571
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:30,701
( grunts )
572
00:24:30,751 --> 00:24:35,301
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