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There we were!
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Elliot's friend Melody and I,
witnessing this moment;
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Yes!
Oh my God, yes!
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Aewsome! Awesome! Uh, okay, uh...
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- This is so romantic...
- I don't...
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Ok, it's a little tight,
just... push a little harder.
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Uh, brought a little skin there, no problem.
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Here come the freaks.
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Just put that motherfucking ring on that
motherfrickin' finger! Frick, frick, frick!
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Honey, it... it needs to be resized.
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Ok, Keith, sweetie,
you know how I'm crazy, right?
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- Definitively.
- Oh, thanks goodness!
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Because, I'm so sorry but I just gonna
have to take back my "yes", you see?
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You have to understand, I have dreamt about
this moment since I was a very little girl
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and, the ring fit perfectly,
but I swelled up and I said:
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"Yes! Oh my God, yes!",
with exactly that inflection.
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I'll fix it.
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Just tell me when you want
me to ask you again.
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You mean that you'd let me
plan on my own proposal?
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Sure.
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Yes! Sweet!
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Ok, we've only got two days people.
Melody: you're on decorations.
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Jordan: you come out with my look.
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If I think at your appointment, would you
have your armpits botoxed so they don't sweat?
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Because, otherwise, I'm very limited.
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I'm open to it. Carla: you're
encharged to the guest list.
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Just make sure that
all of my friends are there.
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Uh, and nail me that bitch of radiology.
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She teased me for six years about
how she's gonna beat me down the aisle.
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- Oh, she can suck it, her and her fat neck.
- Invite fat neck, got it.
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If you'll point out fat neck to me I'll keep
asking why she's still single until she cries.
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Done.
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Check it. Not a drop of sweat, it's like
a hundred degrees, in there.
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We haven't really been introduced.
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Jordan.
But first smell it.
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Hey, sport.
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Sorry to hear about your
placing second into Dr. Reid thong.
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Sir?
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Well, you don't have to hide it, son.
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Given your history, you must be taking
her engagement pretty hard.
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Sadly, it's only in the movies where
the pretty girl ends up with the ugle.
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Huh! Can you believe him?
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Oh, you and Elliot did go to a lot.
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You two have been on and off again
more than Ross and Rachel from Friends.
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Pffff-lease, I'm nothing like Ross.
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No, of course not.
You're Rachel, she's Ross.
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You guys are crazy. Nobody else in this
ospital thinks that I'm upset about Elliot.
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Tough break, man!
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'tis better to have loved and lost
than to never loved at all, five!
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I know about lost, brother.
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It's like she took your heart and just...
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Doug, aren't you supposed to save those?
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Don't tell anyone.
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Okay. I'm gonna head over here to vomit.
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Teorouge, Matters, gi0v3
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Baby? Would you do me a favour at night
that requires no effort on your part?
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Sure, what is it?
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Would you have sex with me?
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Come on! We haven't had
a lacing since Izzy was born.
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Turk, I'm just not there yet.
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I mean, if you weren't emotionally ready
would you wanna have sex.
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Baby, I don't even understand the question.
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Go away.
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Oh, man!
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Mrs Shelton is the sweetest old lady
but I can't figure out what's wrong with her.
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She's got a muse of random symptoms:
myalgia, alopecia, rash...
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That is so weird. My patient,
Mr. Billbray, has the same exact symptoms.
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Actually, he's my patient.
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Jamie? You're a baby intern.
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Yesterday you asked me how to turn on your
stethoscope. Now go stand over there.
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Sorry, but this patients have something
in common, someplace they've been, or eaten.
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Let's go check it out.
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Can you immagine being married to Elliot?
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Darling, do you think we're pidging
the hole into thechilden?
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Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
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I'd have to find some tiny
charts and mops, but it's doable.
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I'll tell you what you doable:
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Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dogn, doooong!
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Very clever.
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God is watching. How many times
have you got laid this year?
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Bagel.
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Who'd have thought "God is
watching" would work. Hmm.
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Keith and I are definitively having some post
engagement nookie tomorrow night after the proposal,
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Did you get me those purple ACIDs?
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Yes, Keith is gonna look so hot.
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Cool ya. Ok, I'm gonna go meet Carla.
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Well, it's official.
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I'm the only single sorority sister left.
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I guess it's true what they say.
The first one to be in a threesome,
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the last one to get married.
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Damn.
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I'm sorry, she just said that
she was in a threesome.
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- Damn!
- Damn!
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Damn!
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Damn!
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I just don't wanna end up like
my aunt Sheyla and get married and have a kid when I'm 50.
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I mean, you find a tooth in that house,
you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.
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Ooh.
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Sometimes, I wonder, you know, if I'm ever
actually gonna find someone.
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- You know?
- Yeah.
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Ok, now is it 2 girls and a guy,
or a devil's threesome?
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- All girl.
- Uuh.
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- Damn! Sorry.
- I've got to take off.
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Hey, I'm reviewing this new hotel
downtown tonight for work,
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do you wanna join? It's all commed.
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- I think I'll pass.
- Well, could have been fun.
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{\an8}* Crowd is mad at JD*
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- That guy is so moron!
- Ok!
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Guys! Guys! Guys!
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I'm sure he has an explanation, go sit down.
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I'm not gonna get anywhere with her, she's
got this weird posy, she'll mack with anyone.
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But the second you try and take it
further, she throws all the brakes on.
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It always ends the same way.
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Great Aunt Judy's arm fat.
Great Aunt Judy's arm fat.
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I'm tired of the cold showers.
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That was yesterday, when she was
just a confident young hotel reviewer.
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Today she's a sad, vulnerable,
last single-woman standing.
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Now you're gonna create a wonderful
memory, then secretly call me
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from the bathroom right after or not?
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Turk, you know I'd like to be the one
making "The secret bathroom call" for once.
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But I'm not that desperate.
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You ordered some "Dorian"?
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- Huh?
- Oh, that's my last name.
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Aah, it's a good one!
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- I thought about it all the way up.
- Come on in.
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Oh, it's on.
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Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope
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to look as good as you when I'm 80.
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I'm 68.
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Did they not have some screen
where you grow up?
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So, to rap this up, uh, you two live
in different nursing homes,
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and you have nothing in common.
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Is there anything that you can tell us,
that will help us figure out
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what's wrong with you?
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Last week I got a new pair of shoes.
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That's very helpful, thank you. Now
we just go run some more tests then.
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Hey, so I convinced the bar-tender to give us
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all the booze of your party for half price.
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Little hitch, you're gonna have to
show some boob.
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Apparently mine did not
get us all the way there.
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He has a soft touch, though.
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Lovely.
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Oh, and Per, you were wrong.
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Someone is dumb enough to love me.
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Where is your head right now?
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Perry! No, it goes "Cracker, apple,
cheese".
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Not "Cracker, cheese, apple".
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I know that we're going to be married
today, Perry, but you should know this.
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You're gonna fry for this, buddy.
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Worth it.
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Ok, you made it to the room.
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Time for the "John Dorian
3-step seduction plan".
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Step 1, make her realize you share
things in common.
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Ooh, they have tampons
in the toiletery basket.
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- I love that.
- Me too.
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Step 1, check.
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Step 2, connect with her on
a personal level.
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So, Melody, where's home for you?
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Originally Akon, Ohio. But home is
where your hat is,
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that's something my dad used
to always say.
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Oh, grace, he would also say that
America is a planet.
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Ah, he was in a... a boating accident
and suffered some brain damage.
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- Brain damage is, uhm... is rarely good.
- Tore our family apart.
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Step Two: Check. Now just remind her
she's all alone.
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Elliot getting married. Crazy, right?
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I can't believe no one's ever got
down on one knee for you.
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I know! Cute as a button? Huh!?
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- Yeah, you are.
- Hey,
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I have to check out the linens.
Would you care to test them out with me?
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And there it is. I could only imagine
what wonderful place
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was waiting beneath those covers.
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Greetings, strange traveller.
Wilst thou make with me tonight?
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Allright! Not really sure
how it'd go about doing that,
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I mean, where would I put my...
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C'mon dong! This is a desperate mermaid!
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You got to hit that!
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Show me where to go Turk and
I'd be happy to, where is the frontdoor?
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- Yeah! That's a gill.
- Yeah, it is.
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- Bring those horns down here!
- Oh, they're coming baby.
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- You can handle them?
- Oh, I can handle them!
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- Oh yeah, you can.
- Hey! Go Turk!
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- That's my mermaid!
- My baaaaad!
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Incoming! Uhuh, UH! AH! uhuh.
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I would characterize
these mattress as springy.
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Springy.
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The test results of Mr.Billbray
and Mrs.Sheldon coming yet?
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Still waiting.
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Uh! What d'you think of my manicure?
I got it for the ring.
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Perfect!
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What's on today's agenda, lovey?
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Well, snookums, I'm first going
to check out the market,
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then play a few holes of golf, and then pretend
to care about under-privileged people.
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You know, the usual.
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Well, I'm off. Though, keep an eye on Lupita.
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I think some of the silver's gone missing.
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I'll talk to her.
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- Bye Snoggy!
- Okay, have a good day!
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- You've been a naughty girl, Lupita.
- Si' Se�or!
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You're looking fine as hell today girl!
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Get your bum bumped!
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He's goaling down!
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I was all horny about fantasizing about
having sex with my own wife!
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Damn right!
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Oooh, poor Turkleberry,
he thinks he's got it hard!
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The damn internet is down! Where am I
supposed to go for a sexual gratification?
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My invalid wife?
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Great! Everything came back
negative of Mrs.Sheldon
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and Mr.Billbray.
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There must be something that we're missing.
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But, with you two that would
be impossible. Might I?
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Take a look at the chart?
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Well, it's not PMR, pend hypopig,
and we've already ruled malignancy.
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Oh yeah! That's it, toffee!
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Really, you two think it's that easy?
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Intern! Test both their patients
for this and don't you
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dare tell the hearty girls
what it is. Not yet.
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Go.
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- Uh! Room service is great!
- Yeah.
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Uh, can I have the tiny ketchup bottle?
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I'm planning this elaborate prank on Turk,
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when he wakes up and
thinks he's 20 feet tall.
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- Sure.
- Thanks.
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Allright. Can you think of
anything else we should try?
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I think we should try this.
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Turk was right. He's such a good friend!
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I should get him a gift. I'llfish for what
he wants later on a secret bathroom call.
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Wait! Why am I thinking about Turk?
Okay. Start moving your hand...
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Next stop... Boobtown, population... two!
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Whoa! You can't go to Boobtown!
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That, my friend, is a gated community.
237
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Oh! You're fully dressed under there!
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Me too!
239
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I gotta go check out the bar,
you wanna come?
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Sure, I'll be right down.
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00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:50,308
When you are in a dryspell
sometimes you have to get wet.
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Great Aunt Judyyyyyyyyy!
243
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It doesn't matter if you are married...
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If you are all talk but no action...
245
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Or you have a bad internet connection.
246
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:05,988
All you can do is take solace
in the fact that no one is getting any.
247
00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:11,410
The test results are back, and our friends
Mr. Billbury and Mrs. Shelton both
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will be having a round
of penicillin for their what?
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00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:18,966
That's right! Their STD. Here,
have a look if you want, pelase.
250
00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:24,541
It turns out that our hard candy toated
super cheery grandparents both have...
251
00:13:25,022 --> 00:13:26,465
Syphilis!
252
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Bang!
253
00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,698
Ok, maybe some people were getting some.
254
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,478
But we weren't.
255
00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:38,201
Sorry, guys! Thought I fixed that.
256
00:13:42,915 --> 00:13:46,661
- I can't believe they have syphilis.
- Yes, Barbie...
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00:13:47,383 --> 00:13:51,279
Look, when people get old there are certain
things they are no longer able to do, like...
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...drive a car over 20 miles an hour
or smell like the living, but...
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the one thing they damn sure can do
is have sex until they croak.
260
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The fact that matters is that thanks to
a variety of male enhancement drugs...
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sexually transmitted diseases have increased
amongst the elderly by 300 per cent.
262
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Argh, old people sex is disgusting.
263
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Really?
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Because from time to time I like
to throw back to few blue bombers
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and head out on the town.
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Ok, we're leaving now.
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You won't go nowhere!
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No one will.
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I will have you all know
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that just this morning I hoisted Enid
on to the safety rail in our kitchen
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and we went at it like drunk monkeys.
272
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That's right. Now just soak
in that image for a while.
273
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Everybody in the room ok
with pretending that...
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never happened?
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- Yes, yes.
- Oh, me. I am!
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Great! I'll go tell them
that they have an STD.
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I hate you.
278
00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:12,619
I know.
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00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:18,407
Different wife, same story.
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00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:23,134
Hey, fellas!
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00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,922
Here there's a steel magnolia in
room 309 that needs a little pruding.
282
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,594
Todd, she's 68 and have syphilis.
283
00:15:29,817 --> 00:15:31,764
Hey, the Todd accepts all applicants.
284
00:15:31,846 --> 00:15:33,371
Regardless of age and disability.
285
00:15:33,942 --> 00:15:35,479
Well, I'm giving up on Melody.
286
00:15:36,288 --> 00:15:37,250
Dude, no!
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00:15:37,661 --> 00:15:38,693
Man, me, I'm married.
288
00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,804
So I may never ever ever have sex again.
289
00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:42,259
You, there's still a chance for you.
290
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:45,256
Damn, if you're gonna do it
for yourself, at least do it for me!
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And me!
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For all of us?!
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00:15:49,604 --> 00:15:51,164
What? You guysare surprised I don't get any?
294
00:15:51,809 --> 00:15:54,120
All right, men... I'm going in!
295
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,539
Turk was right.
296
00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:56,865
I can make this happen.
297
00:15:56,988 --> 00:15:58,947
Because whether Melody
wanted to admit it or not,
298
00:15:58,993 --> 00:16:00,825
there was a definite
connection between us!
299
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:03,015
So, thanks for hanging with me last night.
300
00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:05,443
That's not me, Melody!
301
00:16:05,854 --> 00:16:08,446
Oh, my bad! You two could be twins.
302
00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:09,982
We look nothing alike!
303
00:16:10,287 --> 00:16:11,308
What are you, egyptian?
304
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,516
I don't wanna hear it.
305
00:16:14,547 --> 00:16:15,953
God, what a day!
306
00:16:16,222 --> 00:16:18,674
I cannot believe we didn't figure our patients had STD!
307
00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:20,813
You know what should
do blow some esteem?
308
00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:23,347
- Go shoe-shopping.
- Yeah, but you know what?
309
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,948
First we should have tender,
emotional sex and then cuddle
310
00:16:26,995 --> 00:16:29,317
- and then the shoe-shopping.
- Hmm.
311
00:16:29,411 --> 00:16:31,734
I'm so glad that we are married!
312
00:16:32,285 --> 00:16:33,352
Oh, sweetie!
313
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,619
Life would be so much simpler.
314
00:16:42,741 --> 00:16:44,325
Great! You are both here.
315
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,448
We need to talk.
316
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:49,300
We were just trading stories
about our grandkids.
317
00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,623
They grow up so darn fast!
318
00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:53,947
They do! They sure do!
319
00:16:56,339 --> 00:16:58,439
Did you wanna tell us something, sweetheart?
320
00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:01,391
I couldn't do it.
321
00:17:01,426 --> 00:17:03,835
So, you are gonna need to tell them
to sleep on a love glove,
322
00:17:03,836 --> 00:17:05,393
and forgettin to get all freaky and doink.
323
00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:07,839
Oh, but don't use those words or they
won't know what you are talking about.
324
00:17:08,449 --> 00:17:09,821
Now, if you'll excuse me...
325
00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:11,859
I've got a proposal to get ready for.
326
00:17:14,193 --> 00:17:17,736
It took everything I had in my arsenal
to get Melody to mack with me again.
327
00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:20,536
Hey, do you wanna mack with me again?
328
00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:21,685
Sure!
329
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:23,629
This time would be different.
330
00:17:23,687 --> 00:17:25,717
The key is not going straight for her chest
331
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,239
...but to start in a more
innocent area, like her hips.
332
00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:32,235
And he sneaks the landing!
333
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,616
You see, ultimately
it's all about persistance.
334
00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:36,173
Stay decors and...
335
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,167
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uuuuh!
336
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:41,228
You know the rules and-and
you continue to break them.
337
00:17:41,349 --> 00:17:43,437
I think I'm gonna give you
a lifetime macking ban.
338
00:17:43,484 --> 00:17:44,469
- No!
- Yes!
339
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:45,537
Give me another chance.
340
00:17:45,853 --> 00:17:47,885
- Can you control yourself?
- Of course I can.
341
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:49,827
God is watching.
342
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:50,874
I can't.
343
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,452
Who is this " God " everyone fears?
344
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,886
Take these for me? Thank you.
345
00:17:58,352 --> 00:18:00,601
Hey, JD, I was wondering
if I could borrow your scooter,
346
00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:01,811
so I could run a few errance--
347
00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:03,500
He looks nothing like me!
348
00:18:03,603 --> 00:18:06,254
He doesn't even have any
laughter in his eyes, like, at all!
349
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,954
Uhm, Mrs. Sheldon,
350
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:13,622
Mr. Billbury,
351
00:18:14,045 --> 00:18:16,133
Relax, I already told'em both.
352
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:19,746
And Mrs. Sheldon and Mr. Billbury
have been doing a little talking.
353
00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:24,047
Turns out after bridge, every sunday
night, Mrs. Sheldon has been shtooping
354
00:18:24,223 --> 00:18:25,009
Did I say that right?
355
00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:26,440
Yes, you did, sweetheart.
356
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:30,929
Okay, shtooping Howard
Steinberg, who is apparently
357
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:34,730
a lot more than tango partners
with Estelle Stevens, who
358
00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:36,537
apart from having a fake hip,
359
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:39,352
is a well known hussy in
Mr. Billbury's nursing home.
360
00:18:39,563 --> 00:18:43,469
Uh, and Mr. Billbury likes to have a get at
all force and sing "Who let the dogs out?"
361
00:18:45,031 --> 00:18:46,087
I'm getting uncomfortable.
362
00:18:46,485 --> 00:18:47,260
Oh, you can go.
363
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:53,904
I have to say, I'm very
impressed with your...
364
00:18:54,406 --> 00:18:55,356
vitality.
365
00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:58,846
Honey, let me tell you a secret about sex:
366
00:18:59,162 --> 00:19:01,063
it gives you vitality!
367
00:19:02,087 --> 00:19:02,967
Right, Perce?
368
00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:04,363
What?
369
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:10,392
Honestly... I can't imagine how
empty life would be without it.
370
00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:11,820
Can you?
371
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:20,063
Ok, everyone.
372
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:24,157
Keith's spontanoeus proposal to Elliot
will be happening in exactly one minute.
373
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,800
Elliot has requested
no cellphone photography.
374
00:19:26,871 --> 00:19:28,184
Those pictures give her a pan-face.
375
00:19:28,577 --> 00:19:30,254
* people agree *
376
00:19:30,932 --> 00:19:35,823
Ok, when she gets here, let's be quiet, and
give her our full and complete attention.
377
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,016
I tell you what's already a full attention.
378
00:19:41,382 --> 00:19:43,347
Per-Per? Can I have the beer, please?
379
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:45,998
Can't do, dear.
380
00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:48,954
Let me help you down.
381
00:19:49,573 --> 00:19:50,781
Good work.
382
00:19:51,016 --> 00:19:53,491
Hey. Let me ask you a question:
383
00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:56,162
You don't really seem like the...
384
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,449
notch-on-your bed-pose-type guy,
385
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,054
why are you trying so hard to do me?
386
00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:03,408
You know what? I don't even really know.
387
00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:05,460
Actually, I did.
388
00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:07,595
I just didn't want to admit it.
389
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:18,176
Uh-uh!
390
00:20:18,657 --> 00:20:20,241
Oh-oh my God!
391
00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:23,196
What is all this?
392
00:20:25,719 --> 00:20:26,540
You know what?
393
00:20:27,505 --> 00:20:29,370
I'm really happy to have you in my life.
394
00:20:31,236 --> 00:20:31,998
Me too.
395
00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:45,263
Elliot Reid--
396
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,823
No last name, I changed my mind.
397
00:20:49,227 --> 00:20:49,908
Elliot,
398
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,171
will you marry me?
399
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:02,622
Yes.
400
00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:05,988
Oh my God, yes.
401
00:21:06,426 --> 00:21:06,943
Awesome!
402
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,759
As I looked at all the
relationships around me,
403
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:45,351
some that have gone on forever...
404
00:21:48,783 --> 00:21:50,390
some that were re-ignited...
405
00:21:55,587 --> 00:21:57,464
and some that had jus begun,
406
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,174
I realized something:
407
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:06,092
It should have been me.
408
00:22:06,384 --> 00:22:08,544
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