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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:00,673 --> 00:00:03,305 Not only did I have a long distance girlfriend who was pregnant, 3 00:00:03,306 --> 00:00:05,070 but I still hadn't found an apartment. 4 00:00:05,663 --> 00:00:08,012 So I was living on my half-acre ...in a tent. 5 00:00:10,014 --> 00:00:11,186 A haunted tent. 6 00:00:17,872 --> 00:00:20,889 - Stop stealing our power! - You are ruining our neighborhood! 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:24,568 Oh, really, Donna?! I'm ruining the neighborhood? At least I'm quiet! 8 00:00:25,084 --> 00:00:28,527 Were you guys having sex last night, or raping a baboon?! 9 00:00:29,394 --> 00:00:30,685 I wasn't home last night. 10 00:00:31,575 --> 00:00:32,190 My bad. 11 00:00:32,981 --> 00:00:35,795 - I'm gonna beat your ass! - Donnaagh! 12 00:00:35,796 --> 00:00:40,631 * Donna beating JD's ass * 13 00:00:41,036 --> 00:00:44,671 Check out Ted-buddy, don't like to give her a ride, uh? 14 00:00:45,158 --> 00:00:47,413 Ooh, you bet-cha! 15 00:00:47,871 --> 00:00:48,950 Over here, perv. 16 00:00:49,636 --> 00:00:54,082 It's for my retirement, so Inid and I can see the country in luxury. 17 00:00:55,344 --> 00:01:02,241 - So it's a wheelchair accessable for her, sir? - Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years. 18 00:01:02,372 --> 00:01:04,791 If she's still alive, I'll deal with it then. 19 00:01:04,954 --> 00:01:08,027 Now, take the rest of the day off, and get it washed and waxed. 20 00:01:11,081 --> 00:01:13,500 You smell like my mom, meowgr! 21 00:01:16,482 --> 00:01:19,961 Allright, Mr. Marioni, mazel tov! 22 00:01:19,962 --> 00:01:23,485 You are the proud owner of yet another kidney stone. 23 00:01:23,858 --> 00:01:27,388 - Did you try laying off the red meat, buddy? - I'm trying Doc, but it's hard. 24 00:01:28,238 --> 00:01:30,853 "I'm in", Kim's having the first ultrasound tomorrow. 25 00:01:31,288 --> 00:01:34,949 Woow, there is nothing like that first ultrasound, bring tissue 26 00:01:35,211 --> 00:01:39,101 You kid me? I can't just up and leave, I gotta find an apartment, I live in a teepee. 27 00:01:39,428 --> 00:01:41,716 DOOORIAN! 28 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:46,112 You have been wrong about so many things that... 29 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:50,808 ...I'm not even going to say something's wrong anymore, instead I'm going to say 30 00:01:51,253 --> 00:01:52,390 It's Dorian! 31 00:01:52,482 --> 00:01:55,197 And the fact that you'll be willing skip seeing that child's heartbeat 32 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:58,351 for the first time...it's just plain Dorian! 33 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:02,672 I mean, hell, Jordan is having her second ultrasound and I couldn't be more giddy 34 00:02:02,673 --> 00:02:05,171 I can't wait to find out the sex of that unborn tax-break. 35 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:06,268 Jordan doesn't let you know 36 00:02:06,269 --> 00:02:09,377 - the sex until the baby is born. - Dorian, again! 37 00:02:09,817 --> 00:02:12,425 That I don't know if it's the hormones or if the baby 38 00:02:12,426 --> 00:02:16,275 is actually eating the the bitch-cells but Jordan has...softened. 39 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:21,077 In fact last night she... she ask me to cuddle her. 40 00:02:21,756 --> 00:02:23,150 Is cuddling bad now?! 41 00:02:24,994 --> 00:02:29,725 Baby, I need permission to road trip JD to Tacoma, so he can see his ultrasound. 42 00:02:30,202 --> 00:02:30,844 Sure! 43 00:02:31,101 --> 00:02:34,750 I think not giving you permission to do this for your friend would be totally Dorian! 44 00:02:35,557 --> 00:02:37,318 How is this spreading so quickly?! 45 00:02:37,785 --> 00:02:38,684 Gandhi?! 46 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:43,660 Did you tell Jordan what I said about her wanting to cuddle? 47 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:47,472 She doesn't like people to know that she actually cares... for me. 48 00:02:47,725 --> 00:02:51,045 Relax...she's pregnant, what can she possibly do? 49 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:56,166 - Aaargh! - Whooo! 50 00:02:56,716 --> 00:02:57,523 Aaargh!!! 51 00:02:59,852 --> 00:03:02,823 Good boy Jack, good boy! 52 00:03:03,575 --> 00:03:09,077 - He can possibly made this "muffle", right? - Dorian! Ooh, Damn it! Now I'm doing it. 53 00:03:09,859 --> 00:03:11,530 Careful, he's going feedled. 54 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:13,214 [Cox is coughing] 55 00:03:13,215 --> 00:03:15,228 Itasa Team Scrubs proudly presents 56 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,245 Scrubs - Season 06 Episode 08 My Road-trip VO subtitles 57 00:03:17,246 --> 00:03:19,261 Transcript: JohnDorian, gi0v3, Teorouge 58 00:03:19,262 --> 00:03:21,290 Sync: gi0v3, Teorouge 59 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:23,308 Revision: gi0v3 60 00:03:23,309 --> 00:03:25,319 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 61 00:03:26,841 --> 00:03:30,821 The secret to a great road trip is to get as many people as possible to come along 62 00:03:30,822 --> 00:03:33,297 - So, are you guys in? - Totally!! 63 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:36,427 Last road trip I went on was with my sorority sisters and I went to Tijuana. 64 00:03:36,428 --> 00:03:37,736 So, it will be nice to go with people 65 00:03:37,737 --> 00:03:40,799 - who actually like me. - Why are you always so hard on yourself? 66 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:45,054 - Your sorority sister probably loved you. - Keith, they tried to sell me. 67 00:03:45,549 --> 00:03:48,250 You know Keith? If the buyer hadn't been an undercover "Federale", 68 00:03:48,776 --> 00:03:50,438 Elliott would be a slave somewhere... 69 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:53,863 ...there wouldn't be any unconfortable sexual tension between us... 70 00:03:54,175 --> 00:03:56,320 ... and you and I would probably be best-friends. 71 00:03:56,981 --> 00:03:58,998 - Yeah? - Yeah! 72 00:04:02,574 --> 00:04:03,705 Keith!! 73 00:04:04,371 --> 00:04:09,500 Oh. Uhm, we still can't make it...we made plans to find a hangout with my grandma. 74 00:04:09,552 --> 00:04:12,724 Oh, Keith, that woman is 96 years old, there will be plenty of weekend for that. 75 00:04:12,797 --> 00:04:13,989 - Road trip!! - This way. 76 00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:14,613 Ok. 77 00:04:17,615 --> 00:04:20,366 You know, you are one special lady, Carla. 78 00:04:20,714 --> 00:04:25,697 It's not every wife that works a full shift, and goes home to change baby's diapers 79 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:27,842 while her husband and his girlfriend 80 00:04:27,843 --> 00:04:31,284 spend the weekend mooning truckers and playing slut-boog. 81 00:04:31,536 --> 00:04:34,745 - It's not a big deal. - Oh, but it is. 82 00:04:34,855 --> 00:04:38,448 If you keep letting Gandhi do wheter he pleases when... 83 00:04:38,449 --> 00:04:41,398 ...ever he pleases, while you take care of the baby, 84 00:04:41,403 --> 00:04:46,745 eventually, you're not even gonna have time to shave your legs or groove your face 85 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:49,893 thus making the most prominent male figure in your daughter life... 86 00:04:50,473 --> 00:04:51,097 You. 87 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:57,791 Adios, Pickle. As soon as I change out of this clothes, I'm outta here. 88 00:05:00,285 --> 00:05:01,917 I'm going, you're staying. 89 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,300 How d'you do that?! 90 00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:11,050 Gandhi, I'm great at this stuff. Don't ever talk to Jordan again. 91 00:05:12,537 --> 00:05:13,419 ROAD TRIP!! 92 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:17,019 - Where's chocolate bear? - Getting to know his daughter! 93 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:21,366 I knew that little "ten" baby will eventually ruin everything. 94 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:24,905 - Keith, keep that thing, sweetie. - Uhm, I can't 95 00:05:26,628 --> 00:05:30,149 - Rowdie needs to see the world. - We need a bigger ride. 96 00:05:33,386 --> 00:05:37,743 You guys know where I can find a giant carwash? 97 00:05:39,109 --> 00:05:42,020 [People laughing] Ooh, right! 98 00:05:42,829 --> 00:05:45,045 Whoho, I've got friends! 99 00:05:50,331 --> 00:05:52,979 - Hey, cutie! - Hey! 100 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:55,035 Oh, like there's a chance I meant you. 101 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:57,135 So you're here for your ultrasound, huh? 102 00:05:57,323 --> 00:06:00,098 I can't believe you cannot let him know the sex, especially when you could... 103 00:06:01,196 --> 00:06:06,898 - No, that's too mean, I couldn't do it. - No, mean is good, er... I like mean. 104 00:06:07,327 --> 00:06:10,087 You can learn the sex, not tell Perry, 105 00:06:10,247 --> 00:06:13,547 hold it over his head, and play him like your little bitch-boy. 106 00:06:14,432 --> 00:06:17,005 Perry was so wrong about you! 107 00:06:17,498 --> 00:06:20,649 You're not an idiotic skull-pull-tonic basketball dribbling 108 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:23,015 Blood Sugar watching idiotic man-boy! 109 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,033 Stop, haha... 110 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:29,083 huh huh, this thing is awesome. 111 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,584 Let's roll these Kimonos 112 00:06:32,762 --> 00:06:33,719 I don't know, but there is 113 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:37,579 - a stripper pole in the back. - Carla's got some serious moves. 114 00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:40,463 She can even do an inverted spread leg pole spin 115 00:06:41,982 --> 00:06:43,239 You know that's what they're called, 116 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,076 it's not like I...took a pole dancing class or anything. 117 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:47,400 Nice cover. 118 00:06:48,392 --> 00:06:52,674 Don't touch the Kimonos those are for Dr. Kelso various masseuses 119 00:06:53,088 --> 00:06:55,802 - Ted, who's driving? - Ooops, my bad. 120 00:06:57,522 --> 00:06:59,325 Maybe I should drive, so we don't all die. 121 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:00,808 No fants, Ted. 122 00:07:01,618 --> 00:07:02,426 None taken. 123 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,857 I wish that none of us had to drive. 124 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:12,755 We are cruising at a comfortable speed, Dr. Dorian, and should arrive up to the schedule. 125 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:17,464 - Could you possibly do me a small favor? - Of course, Jolly 2-3000. 126 00:07:17,842 --> 00:07:18,256 Could you 127 00:07:18,257 --> 00:07:21,195 - rub that spot, off my dashboard? - You've got it, pal. 128 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:24,320 - Oh, yeah! Just point back. - All right. 129 00:07:24,491 --> 00:07:25,796 That's the stuff, you bitch! 130 00:07:28,403 --> 00:07:31,839 It can get lonely on the road, even for computers. 131 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:38,699 - But this is gonna be great, right? - I miss my baby...we have to go back. 132 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:45,081 Now, if we slide the wand over here, we'll se if it's a boy or a girl. 133 00:07:46,014 --> 00:07:51,068 - Waiit. Change of plans, Per. Beat it! - No no, no. You committed 134 00:07:51,069 --> 00:07:53,174 to find enough the sex of the child, this time. 135 00:07:53,175 --> 00:07:56,985 Oh yeah, I am gonna find out the sex of the child, but you're not, unless 136 00:07:56,986 --> 00:07:59,868 you were gonna retain Jack for the parent-child dancer side-o. 137 00:08:00,923 --> 00:08:05,011 Jordan...the boy already lipsinks into your tampons, 138 00:08:05,012 --> 00:08:08,307 must we put a final nail in this tiny gay coffin? 139 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:12,684 - Moma wants you at her feet. - Tell her she can't do this. 140 00:08:13,056 --> 00:08:16,499 I would, but once she looks at me my inside get all cold. 141 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:19,488 You're a coward! You're a coward! 142 00:08:22,347 --> 00:08:26,937 Wo-ow...did you re-cage your mouth for some unexpected reason? 143 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,624 * "Guy Love" ringtone from "My Musical" episode * 144 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:34,028 - Here, I--here, here... - I can't do... 145 00:08:34,629 --> 00:08:40,650 Beardface! Can you get your foot go 90ish...yeah. That a boy! 146 00:08:47,198 --> 00:08:48,032 Yeah! 147 00:08:49,022 --> 00:08:52,074 That was awesome! ...But uncool! 148 00:08:54,788 --> 00:08:55,798 He's not answering. 149 00:08:56,478 --> 00:08:57,480 Something's wrong with the baby. 150 00:08:57,481 --> 00:09:00,211 - I'm telling Elliot to turn over home. - No no no no no. Calm, my darling. 151 00:09:00,212 --> 00:09:04,185 Everything's fine with the baby, fine with...hey, what's that? 152 00:09:04,186 --> 00:09:04,760 Waah! 153 00:09:06,811 --> 00:09:10,213 - Now i'll let ya out when ya calm down! - Open this door, JD! 154 00:09:10,214 --> 00:09:13,559 And then I realized my dad had hugged me at my graduation, 155 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:17,314 not with his arms, you know, but with his brain. 156 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:24,183 - Keith! Come and give me company, I'm lonely. - Yeah, you know who else is lonely? 157 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:26,811 - My grandma! - No, she's not, Keith. 158 00:09:27,265 --> 00:09:30,523 She's a lesbian and nursing homefold old ladies. You do the math. 159 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:33,239 We can solve both our problems, if we can get 160 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,700 - My grand mother together with your mom. - Excuse me?! 161 00:09:37,113 --> 00:09:40,390 My mother sleeps with men, i've seen it! 162 00:09:40,835 --> 00:09:45,260 - Hey calm down, mama's boy! - Bring it on, Tall on 60! 163 00:09:45,403 --> 00:09:47,491 - Kick his ass, Ted! -That's enough! 164 00:09:47,492 --> 00:09:50,107 You guys can't get along, so sit down and don't talk! 165 00:09:51,118 --> 00:09:52,151 Ain't meant to do that. 166 00:09:54,029 --> 00:09:56,999 - What are you doing here? - I'll tell you what i wasn't doing here. 167 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,209 I was not taking a nap on company time in Dr.Kelso's mobile home. 168 00:10:00,485 --> 00:10:03,918 Not this guy...Yaaawn! Back to work. 169 00:10:11,604 --> 00:10:14,844 - I don't think he knew we were moving. - Elliot, stop! 170 00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:26,303 So can i stop squeezing our bratz, or is it another stupid boy? 171 00:10:26,846 --> 00:10:27,594 Oh-oh. 172 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,768 Excuse me for a second. 173 00:10:32,602 --> 00:10:35,452 Oh-oh?! Don't say "oh-oh"... 174 00:10:36,163 --> 00:10:38,350 - ...on a road trip right now? - There's a little bit between road trip and 175 00:10:38,351 --> 00:10:40,229 - I'm sorry, on a road trip right now... - telling 'bout your... 176 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:42,563 Follow him. He said "oh-oh". 177 00:10:47,766 --> 00:10:50,393 - Ok. I'll get you up. - Wow haw-wow how. 178 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,310 - He's fine. Let's get going. - Look at us. 179 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:58,565 I hurt my ankle, Ted may have a broken arm, ant the janitor is blind. 180 00:10:59,254 --> 00:11:02,966 Hey, wait...no...coming back...hello. 181 00:11:04,007 --> 00:11:07,763 - Who's making pancakes? - See? he's great, and so's Ted. 182 00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:13,397 Waaaah Aaaagh! Ooh...i think it popped back in the joint 183 00:11:13,491 --> 00:11:19,697 You guys, Turk told me how amazing it was when he saw Izzy's ultrasound. 184 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:22,328 Can I say something? 185 00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:31,063 I don't know this young man. I wish I did. I admire his spirit, 186 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:35,593 and if he says we must continue onward, then I say, I am in! 187 00:11:40,082 --> 00:11:42,385 There are lot of times in life when you just have to take control. 188 00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:45,794 Hey, give me those keys...I'm driving. 189 00:11:47,493 --> 00:11:50,564 Next stop...Kim tell. 190 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:54,069 Of course, sometimes control is taken away from you. 191 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,088 You have to operate on my baby 192 00:11:57,089 --> 00:12:00,282 - while it's still in the womb? - Well, there's a urinary tract obstruction 193 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:03,509 which ould be blocking the amniotic fluid. We need to place a shunt. 194 00:12:04,742 --> 00:12:05,695 I gotta talk to Jordan. 195 00:12:07,463 --> 00:12:10,521 * "Guy Love" ringtone * 196 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,632 - Mickhead! Giveme my phone. - It's mine. 197 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:17,373 Oh, really? Does yours have a picture of Carla in the background? 198 00:12:17,725 --> 00:12:20,293 Ha! Trick question! Mine's got Tyra Banks, see?! 199 00:12:23,246 --> 00:12:26,811 - Shello? - Baby? I got Turk. 200 00:12:28,308 --> 00:12:31,095 And sometimes, just not as a control as you think you are. 201 00:12:31,736 --> 00:12:35,321 Aah...that tunnel looks kinda small. 202 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:36,814 Chill out, Ted. 203 00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:41,494 Why would they build a tunnel that a RV wouldn't fit? 204 00:12:45,169 --> 00:12:49,365 Admittedly, the tunnel was more narrow than I thought, but the damage wasn't too bad. 205 00:12:51,606 --> 00:12:53,605 Keith just had to stop accidentally making 206 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,217 the "please-hunk-your-horn" signs to passing truckers. 207 00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:01,176 - What, for God's steak?! - I was stretching! 208 00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:04,688 Four aces, I win! 209 00:13:06,736 --> 00:13:10,788 I only got a six of clubs...i win. - Ok, babe, bye. 210 00:13:12,812 --> 00:13:14,511 There's a problem with Jordan's ultrasound. 211 00:13:16,894 --> 00:13:18,731 This is our best chance to restore normal function 212 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:21,869 - and then minimize the damage to the lungs. - Fine, but I wanna be in there. 213 00:13:21,963 --> 00:13:23,954 You know we can't allow family members in the OR. 214 00:13:27,255 --> 00:13:30,094 - You gotta be in there for me. - Don't you see I got a baby 215 00:13:30,095 --> 00:13:31,494 - grabbed to my chest? - Fine. 216 00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:37,807 - Now can you? - First off, I'm not a neonatal surgeon. 217 00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:41,309 Second, you ruined my road trip, and you just gave my baby to Rochelle. 218 00:13:41,468 --> 00:13:44,989 The only nurse to get kicked out of a nursery for using a baby as a ventriloquist dummy 219 00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:49,645 - I don't buy things paint. - That's because you haven't found someone 220 00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:50,894 who's doing it right! 221 00:13:52,569 --> 00:13:54,062 Give me that! 222 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:57,371 What's the matter with you? 223 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:02,828 Gandhi! You'd damn sure want somebody in there, if it was your kid. 224 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,163 Come on, just do it! 225 00:14:09,505 --> 00:14:11,038 Knock it off, Rochelle. 226 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,485 Hey guys, there's the hospital. 227 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,881 Keith, wake up sweetie, we're here. 228 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:19,569 Yes! 229 00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:23,887 I haven't seen a truck! 230 00:14:26,471 --> 00:14:27,878 Well, how are you going to get home? 231 00:14:27,906 --> 00:14:30,912 I don't know, I'll rent a car or something. Go to care Dr. Cox. 232 00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:34,133 Tell him Gladis is thinking of him. 233 00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:35,591 He knows it's me. 234 00:14:36,327 --> 00:14:37,430 Good luck. 235 00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:44,552 Farewell, stranger. I shall toast you with my hearties ?white?. 236 00:14:45,546 --> 00:14:47,139 Maybe he should lie down. 237 00:14:56,878 --> 00:15:00,979 Turkleton, if I let you assist on that surgery, 238 00:15:01,139 --> 00:15:04,416 I would be breaking every hospital protocol. 239 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:08,196 And you know damn well that I would never be that inappropriate. 240 00:15:08,386 --> 00:15:09,802 Oh, thanks Sugar Boobs. 241 00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:13,475 Lucky for you, I am a man in need. 242 00:15:13,828 --> 00:15:17,387 Enid asked me to get her tickets to see Al Green, for birthday. 243 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,851 I forgot, now they're sold out. 244 00:15:20,114 --> 00:15:21,326 Can you call him for me? 245 00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:26,370 Sir? Do you think I know Al Green just because I'm black? 246 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,938 Plan B. Also lucky for you. 247 00:15:32,939 --> 00:15:35,635 Inid has gone blind from glaucoma. 248 00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:39,029 - Now... - Oh... - Here's what I need. 249 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:42,060 In life, it's never easy to know what's waiting for you, 250 00:15:42,129 --> 00:15:43,713 on the other side of that door. 251 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:48,632 Surprise! 252 00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,231 Oh my God, J.D.! 253 00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:55,715 Come with me for a second, it's a game. 254 00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:07,157 - Everything is gonna be OK. - I know. 255 00:16:07,252 --> 00:16:11,181 Jordan? I love you. 256 00:16:13,296 --> 00:16:15,676 Sometimes you find the moment that knocks you on your ass. 257 00:16:16,145 --> 00:16:17,502 How's our baby doing, eh? 258 00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:20,504 J.D., I had a miscarriage. 259 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:26,505 Other times, it just takes your breath away. 260 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,212 Wow! 261 00:16:33,581 --> 00:16:35,689 Hey! So everything went great. 262 00:16:36,157 --> 00:16:37,719 Yeah, Jordan and the baby are fine. 263 00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:40,734 Fair enough. 264 00:16:41,472 --> 00:16:42,783 That? That's it? 265 00:16:43,075 --> 00:16:43,848 Yep. 266 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,046 Ok, I don't know about you but when I get great news, 267 00:16:46,185 --> 00:16:48,527 I like to show some form of emotion. 268 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,099 Like when I graduate at Med School. 269 00:16:50,198 --> 00:16:53,834 I went all Billie Ocean dance and all over like "Hmmm". 270 00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:57,376 And then, when Izzy was born, tried the wedge armswing. 271 00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:05,508 Look, you know as well as I do, 272 00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:07,487 that no kids who had surgery before it's even born, 273 00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:13,214 is just gonna pop out into the world without any... without any problems. 274 00:17:14,662 --> 00:17:16,560 In 3 months it's gonna have grown that shunt... 275 00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:18,511 and we're gonna have to go through this all thing all over again, 276 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,109 so you're gonna have to excuse me if I'm... 277 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:22,976 not celebrating. 278 00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:25,072 The baby's gonna be fine. 279 00:17:25,262 --> 00:17:27,199 And just how can you be so sure of that? 280 00:17:27,475 --> 00:17:30,743 Because that little thing grabbed my finger so tight, 281 00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:32,303 and wouldn't let go. 282 00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,928 Perry. She's strong. 283 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,153 She? 284 00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:43,748 Yeah, daddy. 285 00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:46,954 I should have told you earlier. 286 00:17:46,955 --> 00:17:48,765 I, just, I didn't wanna do that on the phone, and... 287 00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:50,874 You OK? 288 00:17:52,595 --> 00:17:53,997 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 289 00:17:55,059 --> 00:17:57,992 It's kinda weird, there was this... thing. 290 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,001 That I never met. 291 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,033 And now it's gone, I kinda miss it. 292 00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:04,611 I know. 293 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,731 When I was hurrying, 294 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:11,620 looking for to do all those parent things you hear about, you know 295 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:16,205 like... changing diapers, first steps, play and catch. 296 00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:19,890 Turk was getting even, teach me how to throw like a guy, so... 297 00:18:20,173 --> 00:18:23,124 ?Last time it was a girl, who I saw that can throw like yourself.? 298 00:18:24,849 --> 00:18:26,304 Can I ask you something? 299 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,754 Were we just staying together 'cause we were having a kid? 300 00:18:31,148 --> 00:18:34,060 No. No, come on. 301 00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:38,072 Come back for me and see in a couple of month we're gonna pick right where we left off. 302 00:18:38,528 --> 00:18:41,349 I mean, I guess it'll be a little more casual. 303 00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:45,479 We probably shouldn't talk there was, we're wearing full body condoms. 304 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:50,676 What if I wasn't coming back because they offered me a permanent position here? 305 00:18:52,955 --> 00:18:53,734 Do they? 306 00:18:55,281 --> 00:18:55,756 Yeah. 307 00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:05,158 We said the almighty talk might lead to everything, 308 00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:07,169 how we felt about each other, 309 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:09,809 what that we wanted since this relationship, 310 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:12,118 whether she would ever see herself come back to Sacred Heart, 311 00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:15,337 wait a pizza place to deliver to avenge at 3 in the morning. 312 00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:17,563 They would. 313 00:19:17,735 --> 00:19:19,184 And, at the end of it all, 314 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,987 we both realized that without a baby in the picture, 315 00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:23,846 the best thing to do was to say goodbye. 316 00:19:24,492 --> 00:19:27,430 Stay friends and hope that our paths cross again. 317 00:19:27,431 --> 00:19:28,890 Someday. 318 00:19:32,139 --> 00:19:34,633 So then I took a 900$ cab ride home, 319 00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:36,709 and voila', here I am. 320 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:39,605 Oh, J.D., that sucks. I'm so sorry. 321 00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:40,938 Bummer! 322 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,922 Now why am I back in here again? 323 00:19:43,121 --> 00:19:46,299 Cause I couldn't wait to rub a little jelly on your treaty trail. 324 00:19:46,527 --> 00:19:50,011 No, I have to see if your kidney stones has dissolved yet. 325 00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:55,116 - J.D.! - Ahah! 326 00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:56,433 I always do that. 327 00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:56,687 So do I. 328 00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:58,819 There really are two kinds of surprises: 329 00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:01,438 the good ones, that makes everything OK, 330 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,514 It's a girl. 331 00:20:06,174 --> 00:20:07,785 We're having a baby girl! 332 00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:11,533 And the bad ones, that makes you mad. 333 00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:14,553 That's Poppa's Pleasure Palace. 334 00:20:14,653 --> 00:20:15,853 Looks great, Teddy. 335 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,925 I'm going on vacation. 336 00:20:28,235 --> 00:20:31,091 Viador! 337 00:20:32,027 --> 00:20:34,844 All right, let's take a look. 338 00:20:36,113 --> 00:20:39,204 And I can never be mad at Kim for giving me a bad surprise. 339 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,432 Everything looks healthy. 340 00:20:42,178 --> 00:20:42,805 See? 341 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,381 Here's your baby's heartbeat. 342 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:47,680 Wow. 343 00:20:47,962 --> 00:20:49,903 Beacuse at least she was straight to me. 344 00:20:50,903 --> 00:21:00,903 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 345 00:21:00,953 --> 00:21:05,503 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28694

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