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Everyone had gathered,
because today

was Carla's first day back
since she had the baby.

She's coming! This is not a drill,
repeat. This is not a drill.

Remember, one group says
"Welcome", one group says "back",

one group says "Carla".
Ok, get ready, let's go!

Elliot?

Fine, it was a drill. But I
just want us to be ready.

- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Hey everyone!

Okay, let's have it.

Back, Carla, back!

Dammit, people!

- It's ok, baby.
- No, it's not ok!

One more time, go!

Hey, everyone.

Welcome Back, Carckle...

Who the hell came up with "pickle"?!

I did. If you call Carla pickle,

I can call Isabella "Little Gurken".
I need this.

Done.

Actually babe, I'm just
heading back home.

It turned out my maternity lead
doesn't end until next week.

Ooh, pickle, I'm sorry.

What is all this fuss about
nurse Turkleton returning?

She's only been gone six days.

She's been gone 6 weeks, Bobo.
But wait, before I make you look

like a complete idiot, we'd all like
to thank you for setting up the new

employee discount of
copydump.

Gang!

- Cheers!
- Pickle!

Stop, if it had taken any effort
I wouldn't have done it.

And I mean that.
I really do.

And back to insulting you,
she's been gone 6 weeks, Bobo,

the 6 days that you're referring to are
the 6 days you actually worked this month.

Dr. Cox was right. This year Dr. Kelso
had gotten a little lazy.

There was the way he
handled requests.

Thanks. I'm working to it.

Or how he found a way to eliminate
any facetime with the patients.

Welcome to Sacred Heart, Mr...

Hartly.

I'm Chief of Medicine,
dr. Bob Kelso.

I see you're here for a...

Vasectomy.

Enjoy your stay.

Ted, you have not to forget the tape.

How does he always know?

He didn't even bothered to
learn the new interns' names.

Listen up, faces. In order to
save us all some time,

I will call all the males "Daves"
and all the females "Debbies".

Debbie is actually my name.

Then our reference is to the others,
you will be Slugathor.

Daves, Debbies, Slugathor...
I will be in my office.

If you need anything, feel
free to bother Dorian.

I always wondered what he
did in his office all day.

Human Magic 8 Ball, tell me
if I should play golf this weekend.

- I'm a lawyer!
- I said, should I play golf?

Ask again later.

Why would I say that?

My daydreams are crazy.

Oooh...dizzy.

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Scrubs - Season 06 Episode 07
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Since Elliot bought a house,
I had to look for a place to live.

Time to get out of my
head and into an apartment.

Hey, Dr.Kelso.

I actually don't mind
that goofy bastard,

if he were gay he would
be perfect for my son.

Harrison's been looking
for a new power bottom.

All my little worker bees,
buzzing buzz...buzz...buzz...

I love making that sound.
Buzz...

Dr. Reid.

Ever since she quit the hospital for private
practice, you've pretended she's invisible.

So don't break, strike!

Hey!

Skittle-a-dee, skittle-a-doo!

Dr. Kelso.

What if this isnt',
Nurse Buzzkiller.

- Good morning, nurse Roberts.
- Carla's gone, another week.

We need a substitute Head Nurse.

Laverne, from now on if you need
something just take care of it yourself.

In fact, all of you
should hear this.

I believe that it was Robin Zender, of "Chip
Trick", who said "I want you to want me",

well if I sang that song it would go
"I don't want you to want me".

Skittle-a-dee, skittle-a-doo!

Time to visit my one
random patient of the day,

and then it's off ot the office and
a loo lappy damper.

Brian Dancer has high dull suffer, so
ok, turn on the down-home, crapulon.

Hey there, young. Hella.
Holla. Bob Kelso here.

I understand that since you're headwound,
you have some short term memory loss.

Headwound?

No, I'm just kidding, Doctor.

Ah, see, now I'm embarrassed
because that wound's real.

That doesn't matter, son.

Bob Kelso, write it
down, dammit!

So, I see you're in the Service.

Yessir, Private Brian Dancer.

Private Dancer? Tough name.
Must had your share of big dance.

- How d'you hurt your noggin?
- An I.E.D. got our transport vehicle,

I accidentally left a couple of chunks
of my skull in Baghdad.

Iraq! You know how controversial that
topic is, Bob, quick, change the subject.

So, Pluto's not a planet anymore,
what's up with that?

Well played, Bobby. Lord knows you've
seen this hot bottom topics before.

Oh, please Laverne.
Global warming?

Here's an inconvenient truth
for you. Nobody cares.

So you think it's OK to
just kill animals for sport?

If it serves or use for purpose,
yes I do.

Salt?

Crack black pepper?

Thank you, Bingo.

Well, I'll check on you later, son.

Yep, Iraq is just the type of devicing subject,

that would spread around this
damn hospital like wildfire.

Poor kid, said he's blown
off...all for nothing.

All for nothing? My nephew Lance is over there
fighting to give those people democracy.

Ooh, so that's why we're over there.
Here I thought it was a rude act of terrorism, or

was it for the oil? Or for mama Hussein
secret Falafel rest I've been ashklashf...

Gosh, that hard to keep track.

Dude, I hear they have laws
that make women

completely cover their
bodies, when around in public.

The war in I-raq? Try the war
to C-rack. [the bra sustaining part]

Do you get it, Turk? All the
terrorists want to do is kill you.

They want to kill you.

- Elliot, if you...
- Kill you!

You guys, in case I find an apartment I like...
I need someone to write a reference for me.

J.D., we're in the middle of something.

Elliot, the only good that's come
from our occupation of Iraq

is exposing the neo-conservative
conspiracy to prepatch with the american

- cultural/economical imperialism!
- What do you think, JD?

Can you excuse me a second?!

Did you bring her back in
stubbing a newspapers?

Carla is making me normally up when
I go near things after the funnies.

Oh, of course the funnies!
The funnies don't count,

by the way dream what would i do today?

Can you believe your pizza
delivery guy outbowl is a tip?

No, but that's what's going about momma
dookie is always sticking on his feet.

- I think you mean "pause".
- No!

-Shh!
- Shh! Sorry!

- Let's keep it real.
- Jeez.

- Well, JD...the war?
- I don't have time for this, Elliot.

I have to find an apartment.

If you get the chance, read the Boone
Docks. Man, that little kid hates hunkies!

Ha ha! Who doesn't?!

Typical Dorian. Running away from an
argument you know nothing about.

- I know all about the war.
- Really?

Point to Iraq.

Why do you keep a globe
on your janitor cart?

Guess i get lost. I'll give you a hand.
It's not the countryship like a boot.

That's Iraq.

- That's China.
- You're China.

Some rageous accusation.

Need salt. Where's my bunny? Bingo?

So, this is a picture of my unit after we
secured the bridge outside of...of Fallujah.

And...oh, here's my unit
when we're playing poker.

And...wheew...uhm...

This is a...picture of my unit.

I was gonna send it to my girlfriend
but...she broke up with me.

Well, send it to her anyway...she
should know what she's missing.

Sir?

I like this kid. He gets me.

No, i was in the Navy. It's important to
remember the good men that you serve with.

That's why i carry around a a little
reminder of my buddy Johhny.

- Would you like to see it?
- Sure.

Fantastic!

And Johhny got a tattoo on the same
cheek that says "Bobby".

He probably doesn't regret that at all

No, you just can't find that
kind of bond in civilian life.

Although I've often wondered what my life
would be like if I'd stayed in the Service.

* "Up Where we Belong" from "An officer
and a gentleman" in Vietnamian *

* "Up Where we Belong" in Vietnamian *

I would have asked to be
stationed in South East Asia...

...for the food.

You goin' crap wise all you lots. But all the
boys over there are doing the Lord's will.

And when you say Lord you
mean Halliburton, right?

Ok, who here thinks democracy
is worth fighting for?

- Me! - I do!
- Yeah! - Oh yeah!

Who here thinks we were manupulated by
false claims of WMDs ?

- We're here!
- We do! - Me!

Neat. Everyone's sitting
on the appropriate side.

- Ted, what do you think?
- I think both sides have valid points.

Why d'you take a stand, Swept Balls?

Oh, you liberals survey and every
american agrees with you,

that's why Jonh Kerry and
Al Gore built one in landslides.

Oh, my God. Elliot, you're
one of them, aren't you?

You know what? I don't need to be ashamed
of this, anymore. Yes, I'm a Republican.

- Me too!
- Me too.

Elliot!

Me too.

President Reagan? Should
be on or under Bob Dole?

How about another time?

- WHat do you think about Hillary?
- I hate that bitch.

Oh!

Hot toc, 2.15, thunder values

There comes a time talking to
young Private Dancer, though.

You've seen your shirt, Private
Dancer, haven't you, kid?

Hm hm. Sure have, Bob. Sure have.

- What is it, Slugathor?
- Uhm, Dr. Kelso, i've a patient who has

a Mild's fever, but I don't know who to
talk to, beacuse everyone's arguing.

Sluggy, if you want to get people's attention

you've got to be more aggressive
or more attractive, pick one.

I should keep an eye on that.

*Cox and Nurse Roberts arguing*

*Cox and Nurse Roberts arguing*
See, a hospital

*Elliot and Turk arguing*
is a complex machine,

*Cox and Nurse Roberts arguing*

*Cox and Nurse Roberts arguing* ???
and when a device hit issue rears its end

Balls can be dropped.

and the ones who end up soffering the most
are the one that we are here to protect.

Good morning Private Dancer

Son?!

Get respiratory for a blood-gas
and set up for a lombar puncture!

He's stable.

Whose fault is this?

* Turk, Elliot and Cox exculpating *

They need a leader Bob, give them one.

That's enough!

I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH!

Just a second on the yelling there Bob

Do you think you can actually be an
absentee chief of medicine and still matter?

Let me see if I can make this real clear for you.

If this hospital were a human
body, you'd be the appendix

because at one time you served some function,

but it was so long ago, nobody is
quite sure what that was...anymore.

'Xcuse us, we're gonna
talk it out over here.

Well, you've got what you asked for, Bob.

They don't need you.

Hey, son.

How're you doing?

Well, even though non one ever comes

everytime I hit this nurse's
button, I feel a little better.

That's morphine.

That explains it.

Hey, uhm, thanks for checkin' in on me.

You're all like my Sergeant.

Sergeant Bourne.

He was hands-on, too. Always
trying to be in the game.

That's how you get people around
you to listen to you, Bob.

Be like this kid's Sergeant,
and get back in the game.

Right after you follow that coop cake,
if she'd put it down for even a second

it's yours! No! Now, dammit!

Hey, buddy,

You've found an apartment yet?

No, man, i feel like an idiot so i've been
reading up on this whole Iraq war situation.

You know what's so messed up? I just
got to the power President Bush

gave his "mission accomplished"
speech on a battleship,

and i still got 400 more pages to go.

Hey, uhm, i gotta go.

All right, listen up people.

I am here to roll at my sleeves

and put an end to all this nonsense
so that we can go back to work.

We are working. You see, even though
we currently despise each other,

we're professionals. For example,

I can lend Barbie a hand
despite the fact that she is a heartless

"red state" supporting , NRA backing
and illegal immigrant hating

self-righteous missing form dope
essentially Karl Rove with smaller boobs.

And I can help out Dr. Cox,
even though he got a punch

demming his piss on the government
until Jabar's cropped

this team a condo of anthrax,
and PR listening out frankly face.

You know if you're really serious about
helping out I can use a hand of my

to-do list... I need to...

...clean the toilets? I'm just tired
of staring at that. Good-bye.

I need the Tivo crossing over V-Jap networks,
i need to turn a cat into a spice rack,

and I need to return this
thing to the patient in 307.

All doable, don't need you. Thanks!

So, nobody needs any help.

When is your wife coming back to work?

I'm drowning here without
the Head Nurse.

Ok, ladies, I posted your room assignments
on the board and we'll pass out

the new weekly schedules
before your shifts are over.

Being a nurse isn't so bad.

What did you think
it would be like?

We're losing him.

BP's falling.

Nurse Kelso I need
1 mg of epy! Stack!

Now nurse, now!

* "Up Where we Belong" from "An officer
and a gentleman" in Vietnamian *

Way to go Bob, way to go! That a boy!

I'm sorry what
was the question?

Jumbo Latte for Dr. Reid,
with the employee discount.

- YEAAAH!
- YEAAAH!

- Employee's discount
- YEAAH!

Uhm, neat.

Would you like to see something
else that's really neat?

Check out to this quote written on your cup.

"I enjoy laughing at poor people"

Elliot Reid - April 2006

When I said that, I was watching "Good Time"!

That's gonna be on every Jumbo Cup for
a month, courtesy of my anti-war peeps.

Can I get a hell HEAH?

HELL YEAH!!

OH YEAH!!

Typical lame liberal tactic,
taking something out of context

in order to defame someone's integrity.
Am I right my pro-war amigos?

- YEAH!!
- OH YEAH!!

Gods, there seems to be a lot of

high volume over enthusiastic
opinion sharing, going on today.

I think I'll join it.

- Employee discount!
- OH YEAAAH!

- Ok...I've...I've seen enough.
- Replying that.

Uhm, consider that a little gift
from Nurse Roberts' nephew,

Corporal Roberts.

Hell, yeah!

Ok, Janice I'm going to need you to
make sure Mr. Jeffers gets his meds,

and FYI, don't lean over him, he's handsy.

and Denise, could you do me a major large
and cover Jessica shift this weekend?

I have to have a pap smear.

Have you seen Georgina lately? She
looks like she's been eating for two...

- Oh, stop it!
- You stop it.

Oh, Nurse Kelso, ooh,
purple is not your color.

Listen, could you con out the
housekeeping and maybe send up

some fresh scrubs for me
and--psst, come here.

Please put on a bra, you're distracting
some of the other doctors.

Let him joke, you look spippy
and you're doing great.

Why did he tell me to give meds to Mr.
Jeffers? I did that five minutes ago.

Girl, just homily. He'll be outta here, eventually.

Private, I'm gonna let you
hand on a little secret.

That you were never in the navy,
and Johnny is your husband?

If only.

I love you, Johnny.

Your fighting in that war has provoked some
pretty idiot argument amongst the staff.

See, the thing is they think they can
just put their squabbles in a box

that won't affect their work.
But they're wrong.

I mean... judging from the
coffee stains on Dr. Cox's scrubs

and the quote on this coffee cup attributed to Dr. Reid

"My bagingo's on fire"
May 2004

What's a "Bagingo"?

Eventually, your page is gonna go unreturned

your test isn't gonna get run as quickly
as they should have been, and

sounds like kids like yourself
gonna pay the price.

What bothers me about it,
is that I know this is going on,

but there's nothing I can do to change it.

Why not?

Let's just say that 'round here I'm not
as loved as your sergent was.

We hated Sgt. Bourne

- Come again?
- Yeah, he demeaned us, overworked us.

Still, maybe sometimes that's
what being a good leader is...

...uniting everybody...by
giving them someone to hate.

All right, listen up gang.
I'm only going to say this once.

All right Bob, time to bring it home

From this point on there will be
no more employee discounts, here.

Everyone pays full price,

except for me, of course.
Where's my Jumbo latte?

You mind telling us why?

Why the hell not?

That i will do it.

[ people complaining ]

Since I've spent this afternoon
researching the war in Iraq,

I couldn't wait to dive right
into the spirit of debate.

- What a jackass!

Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?

- I'll debate Iraq with you.
- Prepare to be dazzled.

Ok, in my opinion we should be
looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.

You've that globe nearby?

In life it seems we all have a role to play...

...someone of us are meant to be loved...

...and some of us, unfortunately,
are meant to be hated.

Good night minions, Slugathor.

For Dr. Kelso, he wouldn't have
it any other way [love, TN]

[ Kelso singing nonsense ]

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