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It was a day of discovery.
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I discovered that I could sex
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my pregnant girlfriend into a coma.
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Nice!
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Carla discovered that her baby wasn't
the only one who loved breast feeding.
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Ohhh, are you hungry, sweetie?
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I could eat.
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Dr. Kelso discovered change was not always welcome.
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A coffee place in a hospital?
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What's next, Bob, an ice cream parlor in the morgue?
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Admittedly not a horrible idea, seeing as
the freezers are already down there,
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plus it'll be a perfect place for kids
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one of our famous vanilla malteds
definitely takes the sting out of
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having to identify the freshly charred
remains of your father!
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Nobody else seems to mind.
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I should'a worn sunblock.
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Did you get tickets yet?
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Ah! Another one!
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Now I'm at the end of both lines.
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Still, the best discovery
was learning that
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someone I drummed out of
medicine had landed on his feet.
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Frontsies!
CABBAGE!
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Hey, Dr. D.
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That's what we call "Cabbage-tastic."
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Oh, I love this job -- I screw up, nobody gets hurt.
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Except Cindy.
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I scalded her pretty bad with some steamed milk,
you could see the bone.
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Eww. How about a second of that dynamite ape impression.
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I'm sorry, Cindy, once he's in monkey mode, you can't stop him.
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But who would want to, right? Cheers.
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Hey, Kim! Just checkin' to see if your socks are back on,
since I knocked 'em off last night!
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Helloooooo!
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What am I doing?
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You're the mother of my child. That is so tacky.
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And so is this: Way to hit that, player!
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So sorry.
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Relax, it's just sex. We should be able to talk about it.
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I'm not telling Isabella she's got a vagina till she turns eighteen.
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That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.
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Do not tell my daughter she has a vagina! I'm serious!
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It may have already come up.
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Kim, uh, J.D. tells us that you're looking around town for a new job?
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Yeah, I just don't think the department head here is ever gonna promote me.
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Why?
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Dr. Lemke! You're gonna love this.
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We're a husband and wife piano playing team,
only I have no hands!
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- With my head!
- How great is that!
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This is my wife, Sally.
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She lost her thumbs last month when
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our pet Komodo dragon, Morty, got out of his cage.
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On the bright side, you have beautiful nubs.
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A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do,
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just duke you my change because you poured
hot water through beans?
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Well, I'll tell you what, my friend,
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unless you're also planning on giving me
a complimentary reach-around with my beverage,
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I'm afraid the answer is yeah...no!
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Here's a--here's a novel idea:
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Why don't you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee
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with so damn many fake sugars in it, that the coffee itself gets cancer.
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Guys, guys, I got a good one.
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Is it me, or does--
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"...someone need to switch to decaf?"
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Lay off of Elliot. She doesn't watch as much old TV as we do.
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You actually stood up for me! But, now I'm forced to ask--
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"...who are you? And what have you done with Turk?"
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STOP FINISHING MY AWESOME JOKES!
- Oh, my God!
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[Ao]
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[DeX]
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[Greg]
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[Nuwanda]
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[The Nux]
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[Wbbarrie]
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Scrubs 6x03
"My Coffee"
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High-Five Team (+fouf.83)
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[H5Team.cinebb.com]
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She's so beautiful. Can I hold her?
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That's up to Turk. He's kinda paranoid about people dropping her.
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Yeah, you got decent hands. Go ahead.
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I get her first because we're best friends.
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Elliot. Ted, give it!
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Ooh, I'm next.
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What?
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You drop everything.
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When do I--
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Besides now.
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Look, come on, it is a human life -- I'll focus.
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Give it to me! Right here!
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Wait! One moresie!
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So, Carla, how much time do you think you'll take off?
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Ohhh, look at this little angel.
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I may never go back to work.
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I heard suckling.
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So, you're having chest pains, Mr. Turner.
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Actually, it's Dr. Turner.
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You look like someone I used to date.
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I had a brief older guy jones, but now
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I'm with someone more
age-appropriate...and I'm like,
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Eww, what was I thinking?
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Mm. We are disgusting.
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Yeah, but for some reason I was curious.
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Anyhoo, uh, we'll just run the usual tests.
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Sounds good.
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Dr. Turner seems like a nice guy. And he's hot
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you know, like if...you left Brad Pitt out in the sun forever....
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Stop it, Elliot! It took you months to get over that old man fetish!
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Blondie! He is private practice.
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Those guys are cocky jackasses
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who don't give two shakes about
anybody else's opinion but their own.
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They're...they're me,
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with one addendum: They're whores.
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And I'm not talking about the good kind of whores like my ex-wife.
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They're whores for money.
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Is that a tip jar?
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Look...
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I'm figurin' if those lumps down at the coffee shop
can have one, I can, too.
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Listen to me. You may like Turner right now,
but he is a doctor,
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and doctors make terrible patients --
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sooner or later, they all try to treat themselves.
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Perry, a quick word--
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Bobbo! No time!
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Gotta go tell Mr. Clancy that his tumor is benign.
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Is that not exciting?
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Should be worth a finski -- whatta ya think?
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Where the hell did you all come from?
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Sneak attack. You can put your shoes on again,
guys. Nice work.
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Dr. Kelso, as spokesman for the support staff of this hospital,
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I have a request.
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I do not want to hear any more about a college scholarship fund.
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Stop filling your children's heads with nonsense!
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Pull them out of high school and teach them
a trade like plumbing or undertaking!
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None of us here even have kids, except for Margo,
and she sold hers.
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We want a dental plan.
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Dental is for old people.
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You young bucks have years before you have
to worry about your choppers.
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One, two...
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Lovely. No.
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Rudy? Did you tear an actual tooth outta your head?
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We were all fakin' it, man! What are you--
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Okay, don't worry. You know what?
I got a jar of monkey teeth in my workbench...
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what's that, molar? We're gonna be all right.
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Man, we got smoked.
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That's what we get for playing a bunch of Gs from the 'hood.
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Those guys are Indian.
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So "Rajesh" isn't one of those cool black
homely names like "Anforny"?
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No, "Rajesh" is like "Steve" in India.
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Why are we stopping?
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You always buy me a cotton candy after the game
to celebrate my good sportsmanship.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
I can't be buying you stuff all the time!
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Yeah, well, I'm very close to a tantrum.
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Could you guys look at my shoulder?
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I tweaked it pretty good.
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Come on, Vijay, first you dunk on me and yell,
"Who's your bitch!"
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now you want free medical advice?
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How did I not know these guys were Indian?
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I'll give you twenty bucks.
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I'm sorry, my friend, but that's just not ethical.
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Done and done!
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Uh, heh, who's the new guy?
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Oh, this is Dr. Kershnar from my practice.
Elliot Reid, I was telling you about. Give her a wave.
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Look, as a doctor, I know that you're gonna be
tempted to wanna treat yourself,
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and I just want you to know that's not gonna fly with me.
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Understood.
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Great.
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Now, I believe that surgery on your
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abdominal aortic aneurysm's
gonna be too aggressive
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I'd like to start you on twenty-five grams of Lopressor.
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Don't you mean twenty-five milligrams?
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There! See? You're already trying to treat yourself!
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That was a test.
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But twenty-five grams would kill me.
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I know. But i-i-it's still a test.
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Fine. From now on, you're the doctor.
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All right, relax, you're fine. Just ice it when you get home.
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Put that away, Turk! That's back-alley money!
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Relax!
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Hey. I'll give you twenty bucks if you check out my rash.
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'm sorry, cotton candy man, but unlike my friend,
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here, I have no interest in being sued for...
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Do I smell blue?
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just added the dye.
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Ohhhhh! You crafty, crafty man -- that is fluffing up nicely.
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Hey, give me some money, I'm jonesing for some c-squared.
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Oh, you don't want my back-alley money, do you?
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You heartless bastard.
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All right, let's see your disgusting rash.
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It's probably just eczema.
One blue, please!
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I'd like to see the blueberry again.
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Blueberries taste fresh.
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Hint of lemon zest...I'm intrigued.
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And unfortunately processed flour. No thank you.
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Let me try your carrot.
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I've a non-fat latte with room for Schnapps for Janitor?
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Yep, thank you.
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Nice braces.
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- You're not worried about, uh, spider monkeys?
- Spider monkeys?
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Spider monkeys see intricate metal work
as a display of dominance.
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It's a threat to them -- they'd tear your eyes out.
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Well, I'm just psyched this place is paying for 'em.
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You get dental?
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So, uh, Dr. Turner said that I am a very talented young physician.
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Jordan said I'm the only man she ever wants to have sex with!
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Aren't we sharing fantastic lies
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we choose to believe for personal reasons?
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He's actually a very deferential patient.
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Instead of surgery, I'm treating his AAA with drugs.
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Dr. Chatterbox there scheduled him for...surgery.
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What the hell, Kersh!
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I don't care if we had extra coffee money left over...
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I don't feel right taking that guy's cash.
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Dude, stop stressing. See you later.
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Is anybody planning on emptying that?
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Sometimes everything you need to know is on the side of a coffee cup.
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Never underestimate those around you...
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or they may betray you...
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Greetings, customer! What can I get you?
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...they may deceive you...
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And here we are.
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Even though Kershnar's signature is on the chart,
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this is the gentleman who ordered the surgery.
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No, he didn't. Tell him.
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What would you like me to say?
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I'm just gonna go ahead and tip myself for calling this one!
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Thank you,
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me!
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in the end, those same people
will make you wish you'd never met them.
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Maybe that wasn't just a rash on cotton candy man.
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I didn't tell Kim about how I most likely ruined my career
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by misdiagnosing the cotton candy man.
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I don't like to be a burden to the people I care about.
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Turk. I need you, and I need you now.
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Isabella, this is the man you'll be competing with
for your father's love.
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Goochie-goochie-goo. Turk. Now.
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Babe, he's using his emergency tone.
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Go ahead. I have to feed her anyway.
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Ugh, my breasts are so sore.
I wish I could just give you formula.
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Formula's bad for the baby.
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Boob milk's healthier!
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His rash is probably purpura from
disseminated intravascular coagulopathy,
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and I missed it, Turk. I'm screwed!
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Okay, you...you go in there and take care of things.
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I'll...I'll just stand out here and think about
all the things I'll miss about being a doctor.
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The light cotton outfits...
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the free gauze....
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He's gone.
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Somebody shot him.
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I hope it wasn't the corn-dog guy.
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They never got along.
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Look, Dr. Turner, you're older, you're not in the best health.
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I really think that this surgery could kill you.
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Are they gonna come in and shave me soon?
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I'm still your primary physician.
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No, Kershnar's my lead now.
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I think surgery is the right choice.
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Did you give him cue cards?
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That way he gets it exactly right.
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You don't scare me. Eventually, you will all come crawling back.
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Now, how about somebody gets me a
banana-nut muffin, and hold the spit, please.
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As manager, I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
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Manager? You have worked here one day.
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Corporate loved my ingenuity.
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I was saying, the two most addictive substances on earth
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are caffeine and...nicotine! Behold.
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Smokachino! For Kyle.
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Kyle! Smokachino for Kyle!
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Enjoy that.
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That's as tall as he's gonna get.
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I feel like I dodged a bullet.
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Trust me, Brown Bear, you don't want this
hanging over your head.
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Find Vijay and give him his twenty bucks back.
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Yeah, but then I'd have to give the money back to all the others.
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I kinda did a few diagnoses at the mall yesterday.
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Are you crazy? You could get sued!
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Secondly, I can't believe you went to the mall without me...
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I specifically told you I needed to buy loafers.
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And thirdly, how could you go to the mall without me?
That's our thing!
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Well, I don't see you giving the money back
to cotton candy man!
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As a matter of fact, I already did.
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A twenty! Score!
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...Cool shirt...!
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All right, I earned that money, and I'm not giving it back,
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and there's nothing you can do to make me.
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Give those people their money back!
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- I can't believe you told!
- Turk, we're doctors. We live by a moral code.
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Aloha! I came to see the little kahuna!
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- Giant coffee.
- Saw you coming. Here's your vente drip.
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How 'bout a Corinne Bailey Ray CD.
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With her stripped-down sound and chilled-out vibe,
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this British soul superstar is one of the year's hottest newcomers.
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You know what...I'll take one of those.
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It's a sale.
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You know the worst thing about Turner's surgery?
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I'm gonna be right, but...he's gonna die.
It'll be a hollow victory.
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If I got to be right and have a private practice doctor
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die due to his own idiocy,
I would call that a pretty full victory.
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Banana-nut muffin, please.
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Sir, I've been told not to serve you.
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Hey, just take me.
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What are they gonna do, put you in jail?
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You're Bob Kelso!
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Just grab me and run!
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Do it!
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All right, I'm going on break.
Don't touch the muffin puppet.
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Let's see if you're qualified to hold your own baby.
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I caught it! That counts!
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I'm gonna go hold the crap outta that baby!
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J.D., what the hell!
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I'm a surgeon...that coulda hit my hand!
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Why are you being so weird lately?
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You won't loan me money for cotton candy,
you're charging strangers for medical advice,
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and now you're worried about your hand?
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Who are you?
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...and what did you do with Turk?
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Great work, everybody! Thank you!
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I asked them to help me out for emphasis.
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Seriously, what's going on?
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You saw what happened yesterday.
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Ohhh, look at this little angel.
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I may never go back to work.
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How the hell am I supposed to take care
of a whole family by myself?
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I'm so sorry, Barbie.
322
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Why didn't he listen?
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I thought that you hated him.
324
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Ah, when it comes to torturing you,
everybody's on the same page.
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You know, Reid,
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you had the cojones to stand up to me,
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unlike Kershnar, whom I've so demoralized
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he's basically my trained chimp.
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He's almost human.
330
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Anyway, I've got enough yes-men.
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You've got a spine. Join my practice.
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You can still work out of this hospital,
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the only difference is you'd make double the money.
334
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Easy, buddy. That smell burning your nostrils isn't
just the baby throw-up on her jacket
335
00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:17,065
Oh, uh, I got to hold Isabella.
336
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She squirted out of my arms, but Carla caught her.
337
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It's the smell of a doctor with integrity.
338
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Also, you'll never have to answer to this guy again.
339
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- Wow, I got a family.
- I know.
340
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In seven months, I'm gonna have a family, too.
341
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Did you ever think we'd be here back
when we were freshmen in college?
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Remember that first week
343
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when I found you hooking up with my girlfriend, and you said
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you guys were only naked underneath the covers
because you'd had a water-balloon fight
345
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and you were cold?
346
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J.D., for the last time, nothing happened.
347
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Please, this isn't about that.
348
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It's just that I looked all over, I never found any balloons.
349
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You'd think there'd be some balloons.
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I look at Isabella, and I get really scared.
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And I'm gonna need you to be there to help me through this.
352
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Well that sucks, 'cause I was counting on you
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to make it look easy so I know I can handle it when my turn comes.
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Awesome.
355
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Turk, you're at the beginning of your career.
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You know you're gonna make plenty of money.
357
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It's good to hear that from you, thank you.
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- You're gonna be just fine.
- I suppose so.
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- ..Totally fine.
- Yeah.
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Would you mind telling me
that I'm gonna be fine, Turk?
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Am I gonna be fine?
I think I'm gonna be fine!
362
00:19:44,195 --> 00:19:46,244
Well, I would, but I don't know how much you like Kim.
363
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I really like her.
364
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Then you're gonna be fine.
365
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Thanks.
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Is there anything else you wanna...tell me, or admit to?
367
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:06,184
I mean, I looked everywhere, there was...no signs of balloons.
368
00:20:07,202 --> 00:20:08,739
Opportunities are everywhere...
369
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...Whether it's accepting an old job...
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You can have your dental.
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Now clean up this mess.
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..or taking a new job.
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I'd...like to join your practice.
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As for me, I was just excited
to have the opportunity
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to get to know the
mother of my child better.
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I got offered a new job.
377
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Cool! Is it over at County?
378
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'Cause that way I can drop you off every morning.
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It's in Tacoma, Washington.
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That's gonna be a little rough on my scooter.
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