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Let me explain.
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Turk and Carla's marriage was in trouble
because of some dumb stuff Turk had done,
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So last night, I took Carla
out to smooth things over.
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Long story short, we smooched.
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Sorry.
Drunken accident.
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It was barely more than a friend kiss,
so we decided not to tell Turk.
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Or so I thought.
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J.D. And I kissed.
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Was it a comfortable silence?
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No. And I'm not going to be
the one who breaks it.
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Unfortunately, I had one of Rowdy's hairs caught in my throat.
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Uh-oh.
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I guess there's a lot of things
that can knock you on your ass.
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Like, for instance, when your
17-year-old neighbor doesn't see you as a smoking hottie anymore.
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Oh. Pedro?
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I can't seem to find my pencil.
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Do you have any idea where it might be?
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Oh, it's right there between
your bosoms... ma'am.
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"Ma'am"?
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Y-you just ma'amed your way out of
me ever buying you beer again.
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"Ma'am"?
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And of course, the one thing you can
always count on to knock you on your ass...
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Floor wax.
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Uncanny.
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Dr. Kelso, while I got you here,
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I need to discuss a hospital matter of grave importance.
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What is it?
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I'm not happy with my uniform.
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ah, new janitor uniforms, top priority.
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Right up there with silk jamies for the patients and a cat door for the I.C.U.
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I made some sketches.
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This one has a cape!
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Well, it gives me the option of fighting crime.
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Yeah, after work, of course.
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Now, this one...
has sort of a medieval thing going.
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That's you on a horse?
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This is a steed, sir.
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That's for cleanup in outer space.
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This one is...outer space...evening wear.
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This one's just a kangaroo.
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Sometimes I draw kangaroos.
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You know, I could look at the demented crayon sketchings of a madman all day, but I got a hospital to run.
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Did you wax over there yet?
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No, sir.
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I'll get a new uniform, or I'll wax everything in your world.
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Oh, hey there. Wait till you get a load of this.
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They're giving me a teaching award tonight,
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so io gonna need you to go ahead
and holster up the twins, since you'll be playin' the role of arm candy.
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Yeah, I'm not going.
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If I wanna hear someone go on and
on about how great you are, I'll just listen to you during sex.
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I'm hearing the hate, but I'm
not seing the hate. You...
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Oh, my god.
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Did you botox your face into
an expressionless mask?
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Pedro called me "ma'am."
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Oh, damn it, Jordan, come on.
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Now, you know, I'm generally ok with you
puting any poison you want into your body.
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But this is the first time I've ever won anything.
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It's not that bad.
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Really!
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Show me...
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happy.
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Sad.
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Silly.
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Amused. B-mused. C-mused.
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Show me...angry.
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You got angry down.
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Subtitles by
Elanouil and Raceman
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Scrubs episode 4x22
My big move
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www.forom.com
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When we got to work, not
a whole lot had changed.
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The silence was killing me.
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You kissed my wife.
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I miss the silence.
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Did you like it?
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Well, it's kind of a trick question, Turk.
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I mean, if I say yes, it's like I'm sayin',
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"damn, dude, your wife is hot, and
I'd like to get me some of that."
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But if I say no, then I'm all like,
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"yo, I know she's your wife, but you
can keep that fish-lipped bitty."
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How about you, Carla?
Did you like it?
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No! His lips are chappy.
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I can't use lip balm. I always end up eating it.
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When I was little, I used
to spread it on crackers.
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Well, if it isn't the happy couple.
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Oh, and Turk's here, too!
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Ok. Are we not laughing about this yet?
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Turk, look, I'm so sorry, but
you have to believe me.
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It was barely anything.
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It was barely even a kiss, dude. It was like
an accidental lip bump, like, "oops."
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Don't even look at her.
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Sit on the floor!
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Sitting.
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Fine.
I'll show you with Elliot.
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Something wonderful is happening.
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I don't understand why you're
butting in all my patients,
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you know, outside of your usual
arrogance and god complex.
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I don't know what you're talkin' about.
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Kiss my ring.
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However, if you'd like to know
about why I'm "butting in,"
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it's because your young
patient Lindsay here,
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when she was 10 years old, I'm the
one who diagnosed her with epilepsy.
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And now that her medication is no
longer controlling her seizures, I'd like to know what's going on.
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Besides, over the years, Lindsay and
I have developed quite a rapport.
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Hey. Lindsay.
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What's up, girlfriend?
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See?
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Rapport.
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The damn janitor waxed the counter!
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Give me that phone.
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It doesn't have to be like this.
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I know.
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Here.
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It's beautiful.
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Uh, you don't have to put it on today, b-but--
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Hey, we're kinda in the middle of something here!
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This'll just take a second.
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Nice, huh?
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Who gets a tattoo of a mop?
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- Can I get up? My butt is asleep.
- No!
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Turk...you know how I was so upset because
you started calling your ex-girlfriend?
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I just couldn't understand how a
married person could slip up like that.
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Now I do.
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I'm so sorry.
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Me, too, buddy.
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Guys...as insane as this may sound,
I'm actually gonna be ok with this.
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Just do me a favor.
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No more apologies.
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And no more explanations.
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And for the love of god, honey, no more
girl-on-girl kissing demonstrations.
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Something horrible has happened.
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I'll tell you why Lindsay's seizures are back.
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Her blood work shows her dilantin is at zero.
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She's not takin' her medicine.
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What?!
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I'm gonna give that girl a serious talking to.
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With all due respect, Dr. Cox,
maybe I should talk to her.
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With no due respect whatsoever, why?
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Well, she's a teenage girl.
That's an awkward time.
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You know, your breasts are growing...
not always symmetrically.
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Um, you like boys. Maybe
one gives you a ride home.
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You think something's gonna
happen, but it doesn't,
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and that just makes it official
that you're a lopsided freak!
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Happy ending, though--
lefty caught up in college.
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Barbie!
Yeah.
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I have a finite amount of brain space,
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and your inspiring story of the little
breast who couldn't just pushed out
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my memory of the 1980 olympic
hockey team's victory at lake placid.
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Miracle on ice...
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Gone.
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Listen to me carefully.
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I know all about what it's
like to be a teenage girl.
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Of course,
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I never had to try to convince my mother
that I sure would've liked a naval ring.
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Oh, well, we were all going to
jamaica, and my friend Susie--
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Brain space.
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Turk.
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You've been so awesome, but we still need
you to know how innocent the kiss was.
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Guys, it's cool. Don't even worry about it.
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Just watch, buddy.
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See?
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Get your hands off my woman!
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I think you separated my shoulder. The pain is excruciating.
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Whaaaat?
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Looking good, janitor.
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Well, thank you, petite lady.
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Wow! That color really brings out your package.
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Thank you... supposedly straight surgeon.
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It's a good day.
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Hey, buddy!
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That's a great suit!
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Don't bust the new uni.
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Little boy blue!
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Blow your horn.
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He didn't stop.
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Stop.
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This hallway's closed. You have
to find another way around.
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Whatever. You got somethin' here, though.
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What's that?
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I don't know. You look so cute in your little
blue outfit, I wanted to give you a tickle.
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All right, what the hell is goin' on?
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Feel free to take notes.
All right there, blossom.
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Here's the hot gossip.
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You're having seizures again because
you're not taking your medication.
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If this continues, you will be dead.
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And I'm not talking about the
"oh, my god, if I don't get invited to the prom, I'm going to die" type of dead.
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I'm talking dead dead. Is that clear enough
for you? Because if it's not, I...
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could, of course, "text" you on my
blackberry or my blueberry or my Chuck Berry,
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although technically,
Chuck Berry is a blackberry.
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The point is, you gotta stop wasting
everybody's time and grow up. Is that clear to you, sweetheart?
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Yes, Dr. Cox.
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That a girl
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Barbie? You're free to kiss my ring.
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It's nice when things get back to normal.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Carla.
Hey.
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You gotta try these sweet
potato fries. They're amazing.
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Put some ketchup on it.
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You got it.
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Like I said before, small things
can knock you on your ass.
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Whether it's realizing that
nobody's afraid of you anymore...
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Good lord!
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Or find out that you have no idea
how to deal with a teenage girl.
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Nice work.
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The important thing is to not
make a scene in the cafeteria.
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Want another one?
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Turk!
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What?!
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What? Were you gonna eat that?
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How about this--
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Let's all have fries, huh?
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Let's all have fries!
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You want fries?!
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Turk, you said you were ok!
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My fries!
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Well, apparently I'm not ok, am I, Carla?
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Apparently, I'm not!
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You know why? Because
kisses just don't happen.
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They don't.
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Now, this is somebody's fault,
and I wanna know whose.
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Forget fries!
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Admittedly, I lost my cool here.
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- No, Turk, it's understandable.
- No! Why would you--
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I'm sorry... but the only way I'm
gonna have closure here is if I can blame one of you guys.
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I just gotta figure out who.
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Don't worry, this will all
be fine, you know Turk.
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I mean...
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Whoever he blames will get the
silent treatment for a couple days,
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then he'll make snarky
comments for a few months,
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and then sooner or later, he'll be
laughing about the whole thing.
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It's just like the time I slept
with his family's cleaning lady.
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Ohh! You slept with Toonie?
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I was staying in their guest room,
and she was buffing the nightstand, and she just kept on buffin'.
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But, hey, thanks for
takin' the hit on this one.
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Me?!
Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh.
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You're his best friend. All you have
to do is say, "I'm sorry," high-five him, and go, "aaahhh!"
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But all you have to do is have sex
with him, and he'll forgive you.
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If I have sex with him,
he'll probably end up madder.
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You know what?
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Let's not play into his blame game.
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Agreed.
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Turk, she was pourin' drinks into me,
and she knows I put out when I'm drunk.
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He took me to a bar.
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I didn't ask him to walk me home!
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I'm tellin' you, dude, she was
all over me like ants on candy.
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You think you're talkin' to Turk, don't you?
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Idiot.
247
00:12:22,619 --> 00:12:25,847
Look, Lindsay, I'm... real
sorry if I upset you before.
248
00:12:25,847 --> 00:12:30,223
I truly am. I probably should've asked you
why you stopped taking your medication,
249
00:12:30,223 --> 00:12:31,962
and to be honest with you, I was...
250
00:12:32,016 --> 00:12:34,734
I was hoping you'd be able to give me
the answer to that one right about now.
251
00:12:38,479 --> 00:12:45,883
So, Lindsay, it must be kinda cool having
the same name as that Lindsay lohan.
252
00:12:46,218 --> 00:12:48,241
Gosh, she's supercool.
253
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:54,479
Just between you, me and the I.V.,
Guess I've probably seen confession of a teenage drama queen,
254
00:12:54,479 --> 00:12:57,524
oh, I don't know, 3, 4...5, 6... 7, 8, 9 times.
255
00:12:58,209 --> 00:12:59,111
What a film.
256
00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:04,655
that girl...
257
00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:06,567
That girl is a robot.
258
00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:08,900
I spent 3 hours in there and got goose egg.
259
00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:14,186
It's so odd that she didn't respond
to you because you know so much about teenage girls.
260
00:13:14,321 --> 00:13:15,432
All right, look. Barbie...
261
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:20,113
I'm about to say 4 words that I've never
said to you before, that I'll never say again.
262
00:13:21,648 --> 00:13:23,101
Go on, get outta here.
263
00:13:25,236 --> 00:13:27,400
I need...your help.
264
00:13:27,935 --> 00:13:30,258
Fine. But I have 3 rules.
265
00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:32,436
One--when we're in the
room, you say nothing.
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2--I get to say whatever I want about you.
267
00:13:34,877 --> 00:13:38,302
And 3--if you break rule one or 2,
I get to boing your curls.
268
00:13:38,337 --> 00:13:40,697
What the hell does "boing" mean?
269
00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:44,499
Boing.
270
00:13:47,823 --> 00:13:49,417
Oh, god, this is gonna kill me.
271
00:13:52,908 --> 00:13:55,929
All right, just put on your mean
face, and order shall be restored.
272
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:04,460
Hi. Nut.
273
00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:09,239
What?!
Don't even know you.
274
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,627
Yeah, yeah.
Happy birthday.
275
00:14:23,339 --> 00:14:24,698
You gave me a cursed uniform.
276
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,765
It's not cursed. It's simply psychology.
277
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:31,123
I chose robin's-egg blue because
it has a calming effect on people
278
00:14:31,123 --> 00:14:33,368
and I knew it would be
the thorn in your paw.
279
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,581
Other colors evoke different reactions.
280
00:14:35,616 --> 00:14:39,613
For example, bright orange has
been found to provoke hostility.
281
00:14:40,348 --> 00:14:44,052
Dr. Kelso, I want to thank
you again for the tie.
282
00:14:44,587 --> 00:14:45,667
Fist five!
283
00:14:49,397 --> 00:14:51,097
It's the third time today!
284
00:14:55,489 --> 00:14:58,510
Ohhh...please don't make me
go to this banquet tonight.
285
00:14:58,745 --> 00:15:01,222
Jordan, this award came from my interns,
286
00:15:01,222 --> 00:15:03,624
so I think the least you can do
is show up and support me.
287
00:15:07,402 --> 00:15:09,708
And just like that, it was time for the moment of truth.
288
00:15:10,749 --> 00:15:12,010
- Hey, Turk.
- Hey Turk.
289
00:15:12,692 --> 00:15:13,577
What's up, J.D.?
290
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:16,605
The silent treatment.
291
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,650
Be gracious.
292
00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:19,101
I got 3 words for ya--
293
00:15:19,136 --> 00:15:20,024
"sucks to be..."
294
00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:20,907
adding a fourth--
295
00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:21,539
"you."
296
00:15:27,321 --> 00:15:31,026
After sharing a quick victory dance
with Roland, the heavy-set orderly,
297
00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:33,864
who, coincidentally, was
my victory dancer coach...
298
00:15:33,989 --> 00:15:35,429
- Pop the hips.
- Ok.
299
00:15:35,464 --> 00:15:36,253
Pop the hips, J.D.
300
00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:38,094
Thanks, roland.
One day I'll get it.
301
00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:38,914
I doubt it.
302
00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:41,924
...I got to thinking about relationships...
303
00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:44,158
about how people fall in love...
304
00:15:47,706 --> 00:15:48,904
have kids...
305
00:15:50,339 --> 00:15:51,755
grow old together...
306
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:54,716
and say good-bye.
307
00:15:57,035 --> 00:15:59,123
And then, for some reason,
I thought about the circus.
308
00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:03,029
But then I was back on relationships.
309
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:07,797
Back to your room, Mr. Johnson.
You got one ventricule.
310
00:16:08,077 --> 00:16:11,553
And I couldn't help thinking that maybe it
wasn't luck that made relationships last.
311
00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:14,007
Maybe it was just a matter
of who takes fewer hits.
312
00:16:14,943 --> 00:16:18,607
You don't have to talk to me. Just wave
if you're gonna give me a ride home.
313
00:16:21,072 --> 00:16:24,176
And I realized I should've been the
one to take that hit, not Carla.
314
00:16:28,548 --> 00:16:29,421
Hey, Lindsay.
315
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,566
Oh. Don't worry. He's not allowed to talk.
316
00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:34,469
Is that true?
317
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:36,970
You may nod.
318
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,512
You know, Lindsay, when I
was 15, I cut my own bangs.
319
00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:48,032
Oh, that's right, Percival,
it's a high school hair story.
320
00:16:50,649 --> 00:16:54,357
Anyway, Judy Keenan told me that
she would also cut her hair off.
321
00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:56,534
It was like a suicide pact, only with bangs.
322
00:16:56,869 --> 00:16:59,808
I cut off my hair, and
of course, she backed out.
323
00:16:59,808 --> 00:17:03,372
But even though my bangs looked
horrible, I kept them that way,
324
00:17:03,372 --> 00:17:05,204
mostly because those stupid bangs were
325
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:07,999
the only thing in my life
that I felt I had control over.
326
00:17:08,378 --> 00:17:09,080
You know?
327
00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:12,851
I'm so tired of everyone
telling me what to do--
328
00:17:12,886 --> 00:17:15,954
when to be home, what to wear,
when to take my medicine.
329
00:17:15,989 --> 00:17:18,037
I mean, I'm the one who's sick. Right?
330
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,078
I can handle my own life.
331
00:17:20,889 --> 00:17:24,817
How about I tell your parents that from now
on the prescriptions for your medicine will be given directly to you.
332
00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:27,965
You'll be in charge of getting
your dilantin, taking it...everything.
333
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:29,671
Thank you.
334
00:17:29,906 --> 00:17:30,803
Great.
335
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:35,389
I don't have a ring, but you can kiss my ass.
336
00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:37,186
Feared in gray...
337
00:17:37,921 --> 00:17:39,055
beautiful in blue.
338
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:41,767
Feared in gray...
339
00:17:42,641 --> 00:17:43,666
beautiful in blue.
340
00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:45,302
I'm gonna grab a fry...
341
00:17:45,337 --> 00:17:46,523
some ketchup.
342
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,056
Ahh. It's cold.
343
00:17:51,555 --> 00:17:52,316
That's it.
344
00:18:01,431 --> 00:18:02,274
I'm back.
345
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:04,625
That was weird.
346
00:18:15,648 --> 00:18:17,648
No. That was weird.
347
00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:19,336
What are you doin'?
348
00:18:19,371 --> 00:18:20,451
That's all it was.
349
00:18:20,486 --> 00:18:23,910
And if you still need someone to blame,
why don't you try blaming yourself?
350
00:18:27,012 --> 00:18:28,210
You're absolutely right.
351
00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:29,642
It's my fault you kissed my wife.
352
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,824
Oh, man!
I'm goin' home.
353
00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:35,129
Dude, who do you think you're talkin' to?
354
00:18:35,129 --> 00:18:36,666
You think you're the
world's greatest husband?
355
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,285
Please. I was there when you were
356
00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:40,647
flirting with your ex-girlfriend and
neglected to tell her you were married.
357
00:18:40,682 --> 00:18:43,831
I was there when you tried to hook
up with that waitress the day before you got engaged.
358
00:18:43,866 --> 00:18:47,997
And I was definitely there when you
hooked up with that nasty-ass stripper at boobies, boobies, boobies.
359
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:49,161
That wasn't me.
That was you.
360
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,680
I know, but I told her my name was Turk.
361
00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:53,165
Look, the point is, think
of the millions of times
362
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,336
you've chosen not to hang
out with your wife 'cause
363
00:18:55,337 --> 00:18:56,462
you were tryin' to hang out with me.
364
00:18:56,497 --> 00:19:01,371
You know, maybe it's time you started acting like a real husband instead of actin' like some sort of crazy...
365
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:02,739
cowboy.
366
00:19:03,169 --> 00:19:03,831
A cowboy?
367
00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:05,122
I don't know.
It just came to me.
368
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:06,948
You know I'm right, Turk.
369
00:19:11,945 --> 00:19:14,827
When your pride's at stake, you
can't help but have questions.
370
00:19:15,562 --> 00:19:18,489
Just tell me. How did you know
what was bothering her?
371
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:21,242
Tell me now so that we don't
have to talk anymore. Ever.
372
00:19:22,177 --> 00:19:25,991
How is it that no man understands that
every woman, whether she's 16 or 60,
373
00:19:25,991 --> 00:19:31,100
still has that awkward, insecure,
self-conscious teenage girl inside of her?
374
00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:34,096
A lot of the time, the
answer is about sacrifice.
375
00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:38,493
Hey.
376
00:19:40,171 --> 00:19:41,499
Look, I was thinkin' maybe...
377
00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:43,982
maybe you'd rather just stay in tonight...
378
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:45,941
you know, have some pizza, watch...
379
00:19:46,244 --> 00:19:47,765
watch some movies. What do you say?
380
00:19:50,674 --> 00:19:52,025
Are you...are you tryin' to smile?
381
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,320
You're so damn cute.
382
00:19:56,306 --> 00:20:00,333
Sometimes sacrifice is only wearing your
new uni when you're not at work.
383
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:01,314
Ok, how about this one?
384
00:20:01,649 --> 00:20:05,157
3 blue jays fly into a bar. They say,
"we just wanna wet our beaks"
385
00:20:07,111 --> 00:20:09,070
No? Sorry, Dan. You tell one.
386
00:20:10,358 --> 00:20:13,466
Other times, it's about
swallowing that damn pride.
387
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:19,070
J.D., Would you hand me the wine,
please? Turk's not talkin' to me.
388
00:20:28,063 --> 00:20:30,990
But ultimately, big or
small, sacrifice is about
389
00:20:30,991 --> 00:20:32,669
doin' something you
really don't want to do.
390
00:20:34,561 --> 00:20:37,005
Hey, guys, I know we
talked about this before, but...
391
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:38,352
I'm movin' out.
392
00:20:39,202 --> 00:20:40,222
Really?
393
00:20:40,563 --> 00:20:42,246
Yeah. You guys need your space.
394
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,555
Wow. Thanks, man.
395
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,664
You're gonna miss me, though.
396
00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,452
Hey, you could turn his room into a gym.
397
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,926
We ain't puttin' no gym in my media room.
398
00:20:53,161 --> 00:20:54,212
Whose media room?
399
00:20:54,747 --> 00:20:56,680
Our media room.
400
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,907
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
401
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:03,507
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