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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:02,700 Things were amazing with Kylie, 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:04,780 but before I could get more emotionally invested, 3 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:07,560 I needed answers to some questions that were very important to me. 4 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:10,190 Name 3 spin-offs of the sitcom Happy Days. 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:14,090 Mork and Mindy, Laverne and Shirley, and Joanie loves Chachi. 6 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:17,190 You marry her.You marry her now.You marry her! 7 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:22,090 Ok, ok! We passed section one: "Sitcoms about or involving asian-american diner owners." 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,660 Now onto section 2: 9 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:28,450 Fat, tubby tv husbands and the crazy-hot women that would never actually be married to them." 10 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:30,930 Hey, we're missing Sanford and son. 11 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:32,640 - What? - Yes! 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,290 Turk was freaked out because Carla never joins us on Sanford and son night... 13 00:00:36,430 --> 00:00:37,670 or Cheers night. 14 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:41,780 I think it was because she was feeling a little romantically competitive with Kylie and me. 15 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,310 Woman, woman! 16 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:47,080 I am not a lollipop! 17 00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:50,450 Quiet down now... 18 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:54,490 it is time to watch the show yes, it started... 19 00:00:55,060 --> 00:01:01,120 don't be lickin' me no mo' matter of fact, could you get me a handiwipe? 20 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:05,450 Carla certainly tried to be as adorable as us. 21 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,660 Ohh! Darn it! You won. 22 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,620 Unfortunately, Turk wasn't on the same wavelength. 23 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,520 Do you see what you get, Carla?! 24 00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:18,620 Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?! 25 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:21,970 Yes! 26 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,230 10 to 9:00! 27 00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:28,570 - Hi. - Hi. 28 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,630 - Bye. - Bye. 29 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:41,850 Kylie's in class all day, and she bartends at night, and I'm still pulling 16-hour shifts, so... 30 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:44,390 we try to make sure we kiss at least once a day. 31 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,190 Mondays, wednesdays, and fridays, she takes a cab over here. 32 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:50,740 Tuesdays and thursdays... I scooter to my baby! 33 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:52,680 Honey... 34 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,500 I haven't fuffied in bed in, like, a week. 35 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:04,320 With 27 deaths so far, this strain of E. Coli from tainted meat is quite serious. 36 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:07,200 So if you're a big meat-eater, be careful. 37 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:13,550 The reason we were upset was that every time the media reports on some weird health crisis, 38 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,550 everyone who sees it thinks they have it. 39 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:20,600 Oh, not so bad. It's only a few people here. 40 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:23,904 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 41 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,730 Ok, ok, everybody just shut up! 42 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:46,640 Thank you. 43 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,180 Now, who's first? 44 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,850 Of course there's always one positive when something like this happens... 45 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:58,050 I love medicine! 46 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,050 Whoa. Grandma, that's my no-fly zone. 47 00:03:09,570 --> 00:03:11,570 Scrubs 417 - My life in four cameras www.forom.com 48 00:03:14,247 --> 00:03:15,407 Uh, dr. Cox! 49 00:03:15,687 --> 00:03:17,327 We're having a bit of a crisis here. 50 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:20,577 Ah, I see that. It seems you two have worn the same outfit. 51 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:24,527 Barbie, if it's any consolation, 52 00:03:25,357 --> 00:03:26,707 it looks slightly better on you. 53 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,017 No, I'm talking about all the... 54 00:03:29,427 --> 00:03:30,897 - Thank you. - Sure. 55 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,667 What the hell are we supposed to do?! 56 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:34,037 Loretta, relax. 57 00:03:34,037 --> 00:03:37,857 I've been involved in every ridiculous tv-induced panic there is. 58 00:03:38,037 --> 00:03:41,887 Poison pills, SARS, West Nile, north face, south fork, east river,monkey pox, 59 00:03:41,887 --> 00:03:44,847 pop rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu, and, 60 00:03:45,177 --> 00:03:51,017 quite frankly, every other flu that you could really only catch if you actually fornicate with the animal it's named for. 61 00:03:51,227 --> 00:03:54,197 And as a parting gift, I will tell you this. 62 00:03:54,537 --> 00:03:57,917 Narrow it down to 2 symptoms: vomiting and diarrhea, 63 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:02,527 because it's just not E. Coli unless it's firing out both exits. 64 00:04:03,757 --> 00:04:05,517 Sure hope I don't have dog flu. 65 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,977 Well, Mr. Bernstein, do you have vomiting and diarrhea? 66 00:04:11,257 --> 00:04:12,137 No. 67 00:04:12,137 --> 00:04:13,237 - No. - No. 68 00:04:13,307 --> 00:04:14,417 - No. - No. 69 00:04:14,417 --> 00:04:15,597 - No. - No. 70 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:17,997 Ok, then, Mr. James, you're free... 71 00:04:19,237 --> 00:04:21,337 Wait a second. Charles James? 72 00:04:21,817 --> 00:04:26,067 I was watching the Cheers dvd the other night. Are you Charles James the writer? 73 00:04:26,177 --> 00:04:27,267 Yeah, that's me. 74 00:04:27,547 --> 00:04:30,307 Just... stay... calm. 75 00:04:30,307 --> 00:04:33,107 Uh, Elliot, I need to take this gentleman upstairs for some more tests. 76 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,347 J.D., don't leave me here. 77 00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:38,047 This is very important! He may even need a surgical consult. 78 00:04:39,517 --> 00:04:41,947 - Norm! - Norm! 79 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:43,937 Yeah, I get it. 80 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,907 What are you doing? No tongue before 10:00. 81 00:04:54,907 --> 00:04:59,247 Baby, if J.D. And Kylie can make time for that stupid appointment kiss once a day, 82 00:04:59,247 --> 00:05:01,357 we should be able to do it twice a day. 83 00:05:01,597 --> 00:05:03,177 Love is not a competition. 84 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:04,537 Ok. 85 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,737 Make it 3 times. 86 00:05:05,737 --> 00:05:07,357 - All right. I'll see you at noon? - Noon. 87 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:09,877 You youngsters. 88 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:14,387 If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love. 89 00:05:14,627 --> 00:05:17,017 I think your credit card statement would beg to differ. 90 00:05:18,177 --> 00:05:20,117 Ok, listen up, everyone. 91 00:05:20,117 --> 00:05:24,417 For budgetary reasons, we are turning the bathrooms on even-numbered floors into patient rooms. 92 00:05:24,417 --> 00:05:27,697 To sum up: floors 2 and 4 are no longer for 1 or 2. 93 00:05:28,297 --> 00:05:31,497 Actually, there's still a bathroom on 2, but then my joke wouldn't have worked. 94 00:05:34,037 --> 00:05:34,927 Well? 95 00:05:37,067 --> 00:05:39,177 I'm sorry. Would you please repeat the question? 96 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:40,977 Are you just gonna roll over like that? 97 00:05:41,377 --> 00:05:43,697 That's weird. I asked him the same thing last night. 98 00:05:43,937 --> 00:05:46,337 Where's the outrage, the anger, the hate? 99 00:05:46,337 --> 00:05:47,937 Again, last night. 100 00:05:48,617 --> 00:05:49,627 You've gone soft. 101 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:51,377 Ok, now it's getting spooky. 102 00:05:51,997 --> 00:05:54,937 Look, you're the only one who can stand up to Kelso. 103 00:05:55,117 --> 00:05:56,407 Ladies and gentlemen, 104 00:05:56,407 --> 00:05:57,657 allow me to present... 105 00:05:58,017 --> 00:05:59,337 man not caring. 106 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:02,977 Ok, Jordan, little help. 107 00:06:03,177 --> 00:06:05,187 If you don't do what she wants, 108 00:06:05,187 --> 00:06:09,097 I'm going to stop having sex with you and start making love. 109 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:10,057 Love you... 110 00:06:10,257 --> 00:06:13,617 Where is that bastard?! Kelso?! 111 00:06:15,197 --> 00:06:16,497 My wife's name's Carla. 112 00:06:16,497 --> 00:06:17,157 - Yeah. - Yeah! 113 00:06:17,157 --> 00:06:18,817 - Yeah. Like Carla from the show. - Just like it. 114 00:06:18,817 --> 00:06:22,627 Wow. I've never actually met anyone who had the same name as a character on the show. 115 00:06:22,797 --> 00:06:23,687 - Really? - Really? 116 00:06:23,757 --> 00:06:24,587 No. 117 00:06:24,877 --> 00:06:27,427 Well, that's understandable. Yeah.I mean, there's a lot of Sams. 118 00:06:27,427 --> 00:06:28,447 Excuse me, J.D. 119 00:06:29,297 --> 00:06:32,867 I just spent the last 3 hours interviewing 212 hypochondriacs, 120 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:34,897 half of whom don't speak any English. 121 00:06:34,897 --> 00:06:37,567 Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to mime diarrhea?! 122 00:06:39,887 --> 00:06:41,337 Talk about your Dianes! 123 00:06:41,837 --> 00:06:44,257 Oh! Damn! It's kiss time! 124 00:07:02,057 --> 00:07:03,137 Baby. 125 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:18,017 Baby? 126 00:07:19,327 --> 00:07:23,087 Come here, girl. Right here.That's where I want it. I want it right there. 127 00:07:25,277 --> 00:07:26,297 - Where have you been? - I was up at... 128 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:27,657 - I've been looking all over for you. - the Nurses station... 129 00:07:29,337 --> 00:07:30,557 - I gotta go. - I gotta go. 130 00:07:35,107 --> 00:07:35,877 Bob. 131 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:37,497 Bob. 132 00:07:39,007 --> 00:07:39,907 Sorry, Madge. 133 00:07:39,977 --> 00:07:41,387 What do you want, Perry? 134 00:07:42,017 --> 00:07:45,497 Bob, enough with the stinkin' budget cuts already. 135 00:07:45,497 --> 00:07:48,887 Noted. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to fire someone. 136 00:07:48,887 --> 00:07:50,447 Oh, baloney, old man! 137 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:54,237 I have to cut $27,000 from the cafeteria budget, 138 00:07:54,437 --> 00:07:58,607 and my idea of gettingit all back by charging 100 bucks for a piece of cake... 139 00:07:58,607 --> 00:08:01,987 went right out the window when fat Frank decided to go on that power diet. 140 00:08:03,187 --> 00:08:05,587 I lost over 230 pounds so far. 141 00:08:05,937 --> 00:08:07,897 I don't know why he keeps wearing those pants. 142 00:08:07,897 --> 00:08:09,277 All right. Fair enough. 143 00:08:09,277 --> 00:08:12,357 Now I got your little budget reports. You don't know who to fire, do ya? 144 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:15,017 Fine. Keep'em. You do it. 145 00:08:15,737 --> 00:08:19,747 Watch and learn. I'll do it, and I'll do it without firing a single person. 146 00:08:30,087 --> 00:08:31,587 I have to fire someone. 147 00:08:33,397 --> 00:08:36,267 I can't believe you left me all alone for a stupid tv writer! 148 00:08:36,327 --> 00:08:41,027 Oh, like that is any different from the time you spent all night hanging out with your favorite weatherman from channel 4. 149 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:44,687 The man had a massive heart attack. I was nothing but professional. 150 00:08:45,147 --> 00:08:47,867 Ok, he's stable! Just take the picture, Carla! 151 00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:51,567 What do you want me to do? 152 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:54,967 I want you to go in there and tell Mr. James that there's absolutely no reason for him to be up here. 153 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,927 Mr. James, how long have you had that cough? 154 00:09:03,017 --> 00:09:04,457 Oh, a couple months now. 155 00:09:05,257 --> 00:09:08,647 Am I wrong, Elliot, or is that the kind of cough that needs a chest x-ray? 156 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:10,537 Probably. 157 00:09:10,537 --> 00:09:11,407 Thank you. 158 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:14,737 Hey, yo, Turk! 159 00:09:14,737 --> 00:09:15,437 What's up? 160 00:09:15,437 --> 00:09:16,867 I got a break. You wanna play some ball? 161 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:19,427 Definitely. 162 00:09:22,727 --> 00:09:26,337 Baby. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to make our next appointment kiss. 163 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:30,877 I'm swamped, too. Yeah. Right now I'm helping dr. Schwartz reset a patient's leg. 164 00:09:32,057 --> 00:09:34,897 Oh. I think you got it, dr. Schwartz. 165 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,127 You're a liar! 166 00:09:41,127 --> 00:09:43,657 Oh, for god's sake, Perry, 167 00:09:43,787 --> 00:09:47,727 adjust your bra, man up, and fire the one with the least pathetic story. 168 00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:50,677 Do you really think I know any of these people's stories? 169 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,077 Well, let me fill you in. 170 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:56,647 First we have Hank. 4 kids. Trying to make it on a dishwasher's salary. 171 00:09:57,027 --> 00:10:00,227 Next to him is mike. Lost half his leg in a motorcycle accident. 172 00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:04,907 And then there's Judy. Been here 30 years. Just 2 away from retirement. 173 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,467 You're... you're friends with all these people? 174 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,607 Are you kidding me? I read their files. 175 00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:14,607 I read everybody's files... Ms. Manic-depressive, Dr. Drinks-a-lot. 176 00:10:14,607 --> 00:10:16,097 Hold your horses! 177 00:10:16,357 --> 00:10:19,527 Just... tell me who the last person hired was, would you, please? 178 00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:21,557 Looks like you folks could use a little refresher. 179 00:10:22,337 --> 00:10:24,567 Servin' people like you who save lives every day... 180 00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:26,947 makes me happier than a kitten chasin' a leaky cow. 181 00:10:27,637 --> 00:10:29,607 God bless ya, huh? God bless ya. 182 00:10:30,527 --> 00:10:31,977 I have to fire Opie, don't I? 183 00:10:32,207 --> 00:10:33,197 Ya think? 184 00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:38,037 Metastatic lung cancer? 185 00:10:38,697 --> 00:10:40,647 How was he even walking around with this? 186 00:10:40,787 --> 00:10:43,487 At worst, I thought maybe he had a bad case of bronchitis. 187 00:10:44,437 --> 00:10:45,817 This is gonna suck. 188 00:10:50,357 --> 00:10:51,677 Why'd they move me up here? 189 00:10:52,597 --> 00:10:57,417 Uh, Mr. James, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but you have lung cancer. 190 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,847 It was strange telling mr. James he may only have a few weeks to live... 191 00:11:00,847 --> 00:11:03,177 when just a few short hours ago, we all thought he was fine. 192 00:11:04,007 --> 00:11:05,437 It made me realize something. 193 00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:08,077 Whether it was giving bad news to a patient... 194 00:11:08,827 --> 00:11:11,927 or realizing your relationship may not be as stable as you thought... 195 00:11:12,287 --> 00:11:14,077 We couldn't even make it one day. 196 00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:19,747 or having to do someone else's dirty work for them... 197 00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:22,547 Say, Kenny? Can I talk to you for a second? 198 00:11:23,847 --> 00:11:26,887 There are moments when we all wish life was more like a sitcom. 199 00:11:27,297 --> 00:11:28,547 I'm so sorry. 200 00:11:29,887 --> 00:11:31,297 I'm sorry, too, sir. 201 00:11:33,247 --> 00:11:35,927 Well, the good news is I won't have to eat my wife's cooking anymore, right? 202 00:11:40,907 --> 00:11:44,237 J.D.'S sitcom fantasy will be back after these messages. 203 00:11:46,091 --> 00:11:49,571 J.D.'S sitcom fantasy is filmed in front of a live studio audience. 204 00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:03,331 It's weird. There's just so many things I never got to do in my life, 205 00:12:03,441 --> 00:12:07,111 like go to a carnival or take a ride in a hot-air balloon. 206 00:12:07,391 --> 00:12:11,251 We can do all that. We are gonna give you the best day ever. 207 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,291 Elliot, a word? 208 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:19,581 A hot-air balloon seems kind of dangerous. I mean, he could get hurt. 209 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:23,191 What's he gonna do, bruise one of his giant malignant tumors? 210 00:12:25,671 --> 00:12:27,711 Safety is always important, Elliot. 211 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:33,021 Oh, my god. You're afraid of balloon rides, aren't you? 212 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:35,561 It's floating wicker propelled by fire! 213 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:40,231 Beside, I defy you to find one other thing that I'm afraid of. 214 00:12:40,471 --> 00:12:43,201 Moppin' time, moppin' time. 215 00:12:43,921 --> 00:12:45,421 It's moppin' time. 216 00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:50,051 There he is. 217 00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:54,741 Yes, it's mopping time, my friend, and as you know, 218 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,501 I always like to start in the exact spot you're standing. 219 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,701 Let's get to work. Here we go. 220 00:12:59,961 --> 00:13:01,591 Is that my new sweater? 221 00:13:01,721 --> 00:13:05,121 No. This is my new sweater mop. 222 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,841 It went dynamite with my beige cords. 223 00:13:11,151 --> 00:13:13,381 You mean my beige cord sponge? 224 00:13:24,061 --> 00:13:26,361 You... you wanted to see me? 225 00:13:26,361 --> 00:13:28,831 Hell, yeah, I wanted to see you. I wanted to tell you that I... 226 00:13:29,871 --> 00:13:31,471 I think you're doin' a great job. 227 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:35,151 Boy, that meatloaf today was... it was virtually hairless. 228 00:13:36,831 --> 00:13:40,541 I took off the gloves, and... it makes the hair a lot easier to pick out. 229 00:13:41,941 --> 00:13:43,011 Get out of here. 230 00:13:46,011 --> 00:13:48,991 Perry, why the hell is he still here? 231 00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:53,671 When I go back down to the cafeteria, there had better be only 3 workers there. 232 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:57,621 Unless Margaret spits out another kid. That woman's like a catholic bunny. 233 00:13:58,581 --> 00:13:59,621 Get it done. 234 00:14:00,301 --> 00:14:03,011 Why? Why am I having such a hard time with this? 235 00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:05,271 Because apparently you have girl parts. 236 00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:11,391 Kelso said that if we can cover his salary in the budget that Kenny can stay. 237 00:14:11,671 --> 00:14:15,541 But where are we gonna come up with $26,372? 238 00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:21,981 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 239 00:14:22,191 --> 00:14:23,461 Yeah. 240 00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:29,241 That we invite muscles here to hang a banner in our bedroom that says "it takes 3 to party"? 241 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:34,961 All right. Knuckleheads. I need one of you to win this talent show. 242 00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:36,961 I can do Shakespeare in German! 243 00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:43,431 In college, I double-majored in theater and classic languages. 244 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,871 Does that degree come with headgear and allergies? 245 00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:50,051 Let's take a look at our other options. Gandhi... 246 00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:53,641 you appear to be a man who is utterly without talent, 247 00:14:53,641 --> 00:14:58,251 unless of course you wanna count the fact that you are the 20th-best basketball player... 248 00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:00,101 in a predominantly white hospital. 249 00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:06,361 Jordan, your only skill is illegal in 26 states. 250 00:15:06,451 --> 00:15:08,361 It's 27. Arkansas buckled. 251 00:15:10,581 --> 00:15:13,021 Carla...that makes you my girl. 252 00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:17,551 Hell, we could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode. That'd be terrific. 253 00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,681 Which leaves me, and... 254 00:15:21,201 --> 00:15:25,801 unless all of you wanna see me turn a 2-syllable word into a 6-syllable word, 255 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:29,261 I rehe-rehe-rehe-ally think... 256 00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:32,411 that we should keep looking. 257 00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:35,201 Newbie! I almost forgot about you. 258 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,911 You know what? Save your breath. 259 00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:40,801 I'm about to get in a hot-air balloon and get evil knievel on my own ass. 260 00:15:43,101 --> 00:15:44,261 Come on, Elliot. 261 00:15:44,341 --> 00:15:46,261 Let's go french-kiss the sun. 262 00:15:48,441 --> 00:15:52,221 You know, you're wrong about Turk. He has many, many talents. 263 00:15:52,331 --> 00:15:55,521 Yeah, he's really good at not finding 5 seconds to kiss his wife. 264 00:15:56,261 --> 00:16:00,081 Wow!That's interesting because you're really good at that, too. 265 00:16:00,081 --> 00:16:01,221 Oh, really? 266 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,061 - Really. - Really? 267 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:02,651 Really! 268 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:05,871 Because at least I can remember how long we've been married or what our song is. 269 00:16:05,871 --> 00:16:08,121 I don't know the name of it, but I know it goes like this: 270 00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:17,341 Are you humming the let's all go to the movies song? 271 00:16:18,161 --> 00:16:19,371 Is that not our song? 272 00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:21,371 It's sung by hot dogs. 273 00:16:26,191 --> 00:16:27,611 What an amazing day! 274 00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:31,121 A balloon ride, lunch by the beach, and my first carnival. 275 00:16:31,431 --> 00:16:33,591 Yeah. Sorry you missed out on getting your face painted. 276 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:37,391 Well, they only had time to paint one more face, so I let the kid behind me go... 277 00:16:37,391 --> 00:16:38,761 to make him stop crying. 278 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,071 That was awesome! 279 00:16:44,341 --> 00:16:45,401 Spider-girl... 280 00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:52,091 All right, talent show's about to start. 281 00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:55,901 Talent show? I'd love to see it, but I'm too tired to get out of bed. 282 00:16:55,951 --> 00:16:57,461 That sucks for you! 283 00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:01,791 I'm just kidding! We're gonna do it right here! 284 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,351 O Romeo, Romeo... 285 00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:10,881 Waurm bist du romeo? ... 286 00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:24,671 Gesundheit. 287 00:17:26,081 --> 00:17:30,261 Hey, I'm wonderin', what's the story with steel wool? 288 00:17:30,671 --> 00:17:32,441 I mean, is it steel, or is it wool? 289 00:17:33,071 --> 00:17:34,781 Make up your mind, steel wool. 290 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,521 Are there iron sheep hoppin' around Scotland? 291 00:17:40,081 --> 00:17:41,341 Oh, brother. 292 00:17:42,511 --> 00:17:46,231 Look, I... I... either start laughing or I start unplugging your machines. 293 00:17:48,321 --> 00:17:53,141 And if any of you cows, goats, or ducks have any questions, 294 00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:55,461 don't be afraid to ask me. 295 00:17:55,561 --> 00:18:01,131 I'm just like all of you, only giant and human. 296 00:18:02,661 --> 00:18:07,651 Thank you. I hope you enjoyed our production of world's most giant doctor goes to the farm. 297 00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:10,051 So, what did we end up going with? 298 00:18:10,831 --> 00:18:12,391 Oh, you went with the farm idea. 299 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,791 Oh, my god, we're doomed. 300 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:23,201 Ok, Perry, that's it. It's over.The only act left to see is you firing that guy. 301 00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,341 Wait, wait. There's one more contestant. 302 00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:29,461 Oh no. Is that Kenny? 303 00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:30,971 Hi. I'm Kenny. 304 00:18:33,941 --> 00:18:34,991 Yeah, it is. 305 00:18:54,321 --> 00:18:56,121 Hey, that... that's our song. 306 00:18:56,121 --> 00:18:57,891 Yeah, I know. I told him to sing it. 307 00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,951 All right, now, Bobbo, you give it to him. You know he deserves it. 308 00:19:20,441 --> 00:19:21,771 The winner. 309 00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:24,661 Thatta boy! 310 00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:28,441 Uh, Turk and I are gonna go home and spend some time together. 311 00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:30,121 Some good time. 312 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,861 And by good time, she means bumpin' uglies. 313 00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:39,411 Well, I hope you had a good day, Mr. James. 314 00:19:40,771 --> 00:19:42,261 Wait a second! 315 00:19:42,451 --> 00:19:45,631 This chart isn't for Charles James. It's for James Charles. 316 00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:48,001 He's the one who has cancer, not you. 317 00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:50,151 And who cares about him? He's anti-semitic! 318 00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:53,761 Well, that's a load off my mind. 319 00:19:53,851 --> 00:19:55,261 Hey, everybody! 320 00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,231 Thanks for coming so quickly. 321 00:20:03,851 --> 00:20:07,631 You know, this is the kind of thing I normally say out loud in my head, but since we're all here... 322 00:20:07,961 --> 00:20:12,291 It just seems like in the end, everything always works out because as long as we-- 323 00:20:14,391 --> 00:20:15,341 Mr. James? 324 00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:17,341 Mr. James, can you hear me? 325 00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:20,461 He's apneic! We need an airway! Call anesthesia! 326 00:20:20,581 --> 00:20:22,461 Wait, this isn't right. 327 00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:26,731 We're gonna entubate. Hang some dopamine, wide open! 328 00:20:26,731 --> 00:20:29,041 I need an E.T. Tube. Where's anesthesia? 329 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:33,191 Unfortunately, around here things don't always end as neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms. 330 00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:39,951 Relationships aren't always magically fixed in 30 minutes. You have to work on them. 331 00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:43,971 Problems don't always have easy solutions. 332 00:20:43,971 --> 00:20:46,951 Hey, Kenny, once again, I'm... I'm real sorry. 333 00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:51,871 Welcome to my world. Now imagine going home to my wife. 334 00:20:52,921 --> 00:20:55,921 And around here, nice people don't always get better. 335 00:21:00,921 --> 00:21:07,871 And at times like that, it's comforting to know there's always one thing that can pick your spirits up. 336 00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:11,014 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 337 00:21:11,064 --> 00:21:15,614 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27642

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