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Life in a hospital is never boring.
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What the hell are you guys doing?
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Practicing our slow motion run.
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Makes everything seem more dramatic.
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You're doctors. Doctors.
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Baby?
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Go get her, Turk!
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Waaaaaaiiiiit!
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Oh, he's slow.
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Time to go see my favorite patient, Mr. Gregory Marks.
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He may need a new kidney, but he sure as hell doesn't need a new heart.
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Hey, I bought you a present.
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Oh, my God, a journal!
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Well, you seem like the kind of sensitive young buck that likes to chronicle his feelings.
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I can't wait to chronicle this one! Oh God!
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I gotta tell you, Mr. Marks...
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Even though I know you'd never take it, I'd give you one of my kidneys in a second.
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Oh, no, I would definitely take it! I would take it with my bare hands.
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Awesome.
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Well...let me check your chart and s-see if we're a match!
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Please don't be a match! Please don't be a match! Blood type O! Not a match! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!
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I'm so sorry.
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Do you have chocolate cake today?
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Nope.
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Oh. Isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day!
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Elliot, relax; I never get chocolate cake.
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Oh, right,'cause you're diabetic. Boo-hoo!
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You know what, Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see!
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Wow!
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Oh my God, I am so sorry. I'm just having the worst day.
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It's no biggie.
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Forgive and forget, right?
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Please get her.
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I have been kicking ass lately, but this place is such a boys' club...
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I still can't even get x-rays or lab tests back on time.
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Hey, Elliot, if you're desperate to get things done, you could always do what Jordan does.
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Could you move my car out of the sun?
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If the seat gets too hot, my thighs get all pink and sweaty.
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Yeah. Bye-bye, security guard.
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Hm. Very classy.
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Don't judge me, stick. You do what you have to do to level the playing field.
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Well, Carla and I would never behave that way.
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Thank you.
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How'd you get chocolate cake? He said they didn't have any!
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Oh. I just did like this and said, "Got cake?"
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This is ridiculous! You can't just get cake by going like this:
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Mmm?
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Hello, Heather.
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You will never guess what I found on the computer!
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Is it a set of adult male shoulders?
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They had to trim them to get me out of that well.
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Oh, right.
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Anyway, know Mr. Marks? He said he doesn't have any family to be a kidney donor?
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But he's got a son! We gotta find this guy!
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Look, Newbie, there are times a man wants to keep something to himself.
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Like, say, he's got a son. Or he's 29-years-old and keeps a journal with a unicorn drawn on the cover?
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Ah, that's a horse with a sword on his head, and he's there to guard my hopes and dreams.
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Come on, if the guy didn't tell you about his son, I'm sure he had a pretty good reason.
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You know, you always do this... you get too involved in your patients' lives.
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And just exactly how does that usually work out for ya?
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Eventually someone's gonna miss me, Jerry!
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Oh, God, no.
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He made me watch'Everwood'.
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Yeah, yeah. Look, Claudia:
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Just promise me you won't get too involved with your patient. Okay?
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After getting more involved, I found out Mr. Marks's son was an air-traffic controller at a small private airport.
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- Come on, Brian, I don't wanna do this...
- Relax, will you? Relax.
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We're gonna put her on the speakerphone, if you don't like the sound of her voice, she's history.
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I'll tell you something about'Wings' ...they really got it right.
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Excuse me, are you Murray Marks?
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I'm busy.
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You don't look busy.
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Tower, this is flight 117. We've lost an engine.
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Yeah, you're right. I'm not busy.
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You can take that.
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No, no, no. Let's talk.
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Oh, God! We've lost the other engine!
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Take it! TAKE IT!
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Okay. Pull up, 117. Pull up.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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We lost'em.
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So what was your thing?
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Shouldn't you call the fire department or something!?!
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Nah, nah. That was just Mickey fooling around.
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Hey.
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This is a tiny airport, we get like one airplane a day.
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I'm a pretty airplane! Board me!
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He's a little off.
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He smells like fuel.
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He's an airplane.
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Scrubs �pisode 4x07 :
My unicorn
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Transcript : http://scrubs.mopnt.com/scripts/
Script & Timing : Siefaz Pour www.forom.com
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I'm not quite sure I'm getting this.
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What's not to get? Look, Dr. Cox told me not to get involved,
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I defied him, and now, with your help, I'm gonna rub it in his face, okay?
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Now for the last time, the song goes like this:
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"You were wrong! I found his son, I found his son, I found his son!"
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And then you jump out and go, "That's me!"
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Yeah, but--okay, but wouldn't it be funnier if I came on the second "I found his son," just to get to it?
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Yeah, that would be a whole lot funnier. But I have a question:
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Who's gonna be singing the "I found his son" song? Because it certainly won't be me! Okay?
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Here he comes.
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Dr. Cox...?
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You were wrong! I found his son, I found his son, I f...
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That's meeee!
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Too early?
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We rehearsed this!
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We were on your scooter.
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Gah!
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Reunion time. This is gonna be great.
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Mm? Murray?
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Before you say anything, I just want you to know if you need a kidney, you can have mine.
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See?
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For seventy thousand dollars!
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I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
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Franklyn. I was wondering if you could put a rush on Mr. Lowenstein's urinalysis?
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Because I've got a really important interview for a fellowship next year.
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No. We're done talking now.
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Elliot. We can help.
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No! No. You will not turn Elliot into some flirtatious manipulator.
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I mean, don't get me wrong, outside the hospital, Elliot with her hair up is a slammin' hottie.
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But in here she's an asexual mess.
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And that's the natural order of things. And you don't mess with the natural order!
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Elliot, don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
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Look, I will try anything. I just don't want to compromise who I am. Eh?
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Sweetie, you won't have to do that!
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Sure, if it's something really important, you might have to occasionally sleep with someone.
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That's how I hooked up with Perry ...needed a pen.
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You won't have to compromise yourself. It's all about subtlety. It's...a lingering smile --
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...a chuckle at a bad joke --
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...a look in your eye that says, "If you do what I want maybe something will happen between us, even though you know it never will...."
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Franklyn, if you analyze this urine sample right now, then maybe I'll have sex with you, but probably not.
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So close.
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All right, we--what's the problem with your dad?
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Well, for starters, he named me "Murray." That's an old man's name!
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Oh, come on, no it isn't!
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MURRAY!
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WHAT!?
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Everything my father's ever done was designed to humiliate me.
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Murray!
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WHAT!?
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What.
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No, the youngest Murray!
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I'm sixty-eight!
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Thirty-four!
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You don't know what it was like having him as a father. He had me in his shadows my whole life.
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He actually sang at my senior prom. My date threw her panties on the stage ...first and last time I saw them, by the way.
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Whenever I'm around the guy I'm invisible.
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Oh, come on, you're exaggerating.
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See what I mean?
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I love this song.
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Ooooh. Thank you!
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Okay, so I tried to get some x-rays back from the lab tech by making a kissy face, and he asked me if I had palsy!
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Elliot, if you want to get ahead, you have to use what God gave ya!
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Or in your case, what Dr. Fineberg gave you.
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Exactly!
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I can't keep my kidney guy's son from leaving.
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Elliot will help.
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You can do this!
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Hi, I'm Elliot.
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Hi, I'm Murray.
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Hi, I'm Elliot.
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I'm firing blanks, here!
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Frick! These are my favorite scrubs!
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Is it a bad stain?
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No. That's a good stain.
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That's a very good stain. That's my favorite stain ever.
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I did it!
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She has nice breasts.
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- They're real.
- Yeah, right.
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- No, they are.
- They're not.
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I can't believe you got cake! The guy said they didn't have any.
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Just do what I told you to do.
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Sweets for the sweet.
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Thank you...Glen.
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Look, Murray, it doesn't matter that your father's handsome and charismatic
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and sings like a young Joan Baez. He's your flesh and blood, and you gotta step up.
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Look, you obviously have some issues with your own father that you're projecting on to me.
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So why don't you go ahead and give him a jingle?
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He's dead.
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Good stuff!
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No, I'm serious.
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Classic!
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He had like a massive heart attack.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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Now, about the kidney....
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I wish I could fly my plane right now. I always like to fly it when I have to make a big decision.
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Make the "flesh and blood" argument again but in a different way.
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Blood and flesh, Murray.
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I'll do it!
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Jackpot!
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Yawning, Glen!
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One for the road, Glen?
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Thanks! Happy weekend!
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Elliot, did you talk Franklyn into doing your patient's urinalysis before mine?
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No, I just told him I lost my voice and had to whisper in his ear...
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like this.
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Careful, Elliot.
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Oh, come on, what harm could come from a little flirting?
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Ah! I wanna see that engagement ring.
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That costs ten thousand dollars.
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I got twelve bucks.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, why?
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You have created a monster.
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Elliot did a little tongue dance in Franklyn's ear just to get him to do her labs before mine.
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So she used her femininity!
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The only reason you usually get your lab-work back so fast is because you always pick Franklyn to play basketball,
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even though he always shoots his foul shots granny-style.
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This is different.
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Excuse me.
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This is gonna cause problems.
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Oh, I'll just be a sec.
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Dave, can I get an orange soda? I'm so hot and thirsty.
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It's on me.
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I'd like an orange soda too.
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Oh, I'm sorry, that was the last one. How sad.
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That's the way female doctors around here behave, I hope the young lady I'm interviewing is a different breed.
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Do either of you know where I can find Dr. Elliot Reid?
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"I told you so" moments are rare. So when they come, you have to savor them.
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Hey, Newbie! The good news is that Murray and his dad are a match, kidney-wise.
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The better news is that the test revealed a little secret you're gonna wanna share with your new pal.
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Gregory is not Murray's biological father!
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Oh, no.
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By the by? This moment is so great,
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I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.
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Dammit!
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I couldn't decide whether I should tell Murray his dad wasn't his dad.
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Luckily hospitals are full of supportive colleagues eager to help.
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Go tell that little bastard this second, before he coughs a kidney up to his fake father and sues this hospital!
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Write that down in your little unicorn book.
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Uh, actually, sir, it's a horse with a sword on his head.
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You know I'm a unicorn. Why can't you just say it?
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What are you going to do, son?
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Well, Dr. Kels...
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Well, Dr. Kelso, I'm just gonna tell him. Murray's got a good heart, and he'll do the right thing.
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I'm outta here!
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Murray!
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Whaaat?
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Not you, Old Murray!
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Okay!
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I put interview guy in the lounge and told him that Elliot was with a patient.
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Now. How we gonna fix this thing?
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You're okay.
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The guy wanted an orange soda, right?
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We bring him an orange soda, maybe the whole thing goes away.
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Okay, here's the plan: Jordan and I will take care of interview guy.
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Soft-Scrub, you can do whatever the hell you want.
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I will.
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Dammit! I told you to sparkle!
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He says he clears his head by flying his plane.
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But I went to his airport? He doesn't have a plane there! What should I do?
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Who gave you this number?
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Come on, I'm really asking for your help here.
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Yeah, but, it's very important we focus on the whole "who gave you this number" issue.
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Fine! Maybe I got too involved like you said.
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But would it kill you for once to acknowledge that my heart is in the right place instead of spending all your time berating me?
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You got the number from Jordan, didn't you.
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She hates me.
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You've been great as usual.
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Dammit, Murray! What corner of the sky are you and your plane hiding in!?
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There you are! Hi, buddy!
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Hey...!
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Ohh, ohh! I'm a doctor! I'm a doctor! Everything can't get to me!
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What an odd sized explosion.
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Elliot, your interviewer called, he's running late. Would you take Turk somewhere for me?
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Where?
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Oh. The, uh, honey festival!
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Oh my God! Is that back in town?
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Sure is! And Turk would love to go with you.
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You would?
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Yes. I love large groups of white people eating pollen.
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On behalf of the honey festival, I would like to thank our two volunteers: Our taster, Elliot...
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And of course, Christopher, the human honeycomb.
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I thought you meant the cereal!
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Tower, are you there? I lost an engine!
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I'm not falling for that crap again!
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This is real! Mickey's not here.
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Oh, God! I lost another engine!
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Calm down, Frank. You left your engines in the storage shed.
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Oh, there they are! Thanks, Murray.
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It's what I do.
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Anyhoo, what do you think your dad is doing right now?
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He's not my dad, he's my fake dad.
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Which means what my fake cousin Samantha and I almost did in the tenth grade would have been beautiful...and right.
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Been there with my gram-gram....
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All right, fine, what do you think Gregory's doing right now?
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Probably playing his stupid guitar.
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Ah, so maybe I wasn't the perfect dad.
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I mean, there were the occasional missed baseball games....
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And the taking of his college sweetheart to the Bahamas for two weeks without telling him....
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But I still don't see why he resents me this much.
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Boy, tell me about it.
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You know, I got this kid who constantly ignores my advice, and then flashes me the sad doe eyes every time I call him a girl's name or scream in his face.
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Do you wanna sing about him?
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No. Not ever.
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Sometimes Dr. Cox is all over me, like every second of my life.
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Why do you keep talking about your boss like he's your father?
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Remember? Recently deceased dad?
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Massive heart attack!
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Yes! I mean, yes.
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You do know he's not yours, don'cha.
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I figured it out.
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Mostly because his mother was eight months pregnant when I met her. But there were other signs.
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'Course.
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But his real dad was such a jerk we just decided not to tell him.
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A boy needs a father who loves him, you know?
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Yeah.
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Elliot! What are you doing here?
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My interviewer called my cell phone. He has been waiting to talk to me!
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What the hell?
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Woman, I was covered in bees!
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Elliot, wait!
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Elliot, you did your flirty manipulation thing in front of that guy in there, and now,
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well, he kinda thinks you're this despicable floozy ho excuse for a doctor.
317
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Oh. Um...well, then I will just explain it to him. It'll be fine.
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Wait! Sir, just hear me out! It...UGH!
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Ladies. I think we've learned our lesson.
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That is not helpful, Turkleton!
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I was covered in bees!
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Oh my God, he's actually giving him an orange soda.
323
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What happened?
324
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He's gonna reconsider you.
325
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How'd you do that?
326
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Hey, buddy. I need you to reconsider Blonde Doctor.
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And I'm gonna tell you why. See, I'm the future Mr. Blonde Doctor?
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And I kinda need this to happen so that I can, uh... hey, over here...
329
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I need this to happen so that I can just hang out around the house and, you know, bake bread or...
330
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gab across the fence with neighbor Marge. Nice lady. Polish, I think.
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Doesn't matter, I'm not prejudice.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Here's the thing: I need you to take this can of orange soda, turn, smile,
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and give Blonde Doctor a big thumb's up!
335
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Or, I'm gonna take the same orange soda,
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follow you down to the parking lot, and smash your head in with it.
337
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We...talked about your future.
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I don't know if I can go through with this.
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I wish there was something to help me get through the door.
340
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Hey, jerk-hole.
341
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Yeah?
342
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No, new jerk-hole!
343
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Now, no matter what you think of that guy in there, he always knew he wasn't your father but he stayed in the game anyway.
344
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So how's about you get your selfish ass in there.
345
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey.
348
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So, I got this extra kidney I'm not using.
349
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Are you sure?
350
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Yeah.
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You know I love you, right?
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Yeah, I know you do.
353
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I love you too, dad.
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Dad.
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Dad. Dad!
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In a hospital, it's easy to take things too far.
357
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Still, sometimes you have to go too far to see where the line is.
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Please, Franklyn?
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Oh, okay. Come with me, little friend.
360
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As for me...
361
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...Maybe I got too involved with Murray and his fake real dad.
362
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But as I watched Gregory serenade a clearly uncomfortable Murray, I realized something.
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If Murray could look past his dad's imperfections and appreciate all the time he'd given him,
364
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maybe I owe Dr. Cox a thank-you for the same thing.
365
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Hey. I just wanted to take a second to thank you for constantly berating me,
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doubting my abilities, and the overall devastation of my self-esteem.
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My pleasure.
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Now wrap it all up with a slow motion hand wave.
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Oh, I'm slooooow, baby.
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