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Doctor's comin'!
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What the...?
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Frank, you idiot. Your bed's down the hall!
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I know! I love you...
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Ohh!
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You ever get the feeling our patients pretend to be sicker when we're around?
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Oh, yeah. You know Mrs. Wilson back there?
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She made her spleen pretend to rupture, and then she pretended to die.
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Got me again, there, Mrs. Wilson!
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You know, Elliot, since I broke your heart, I've held my tongue every time you've been a wiseacre.
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But now that you slept with my brother, we're even.
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So if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!
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- J.D...
- So's your face.
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That doesn't even make any sense.
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"So's your face" always makes sense.
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J.D., that's stupid.
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So's your face! I'm on fire! Helloooo!
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Perry, are you familiar with Sacred Heart's community service program?
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Bobby, lately I've noticed you don't listen to a single word people say,
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so my reply to your question is I think you're the world's biggest jackass...
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and I look forward to your death.
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Well, you must not be familiar with it because you're the only staff member...
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not to have completed his 24-hour mandatory community service.
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Consider yourself suspended until you do! Oh, and I'm never dying.
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Oh, guh!
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Crab claw.
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Did you just pinch my arm fat?
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Yeah, does it make you mad?
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I don't know, it was kind of a...
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Crab claw!
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What are you doing!?
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I'm moving to Milwaukee for a psychiatric fellowship, and by pinching your arm I'm making you angry...
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instead of feeling overwhelmed with sadness that I'm leaving.
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You're leaving?
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Don't cry, you're gonna make me cry.
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They're here! Ignite the tractor beam!
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I should go, that's my 2 o'clock.
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I can't believe she's leaving!
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Hospital just lost its second-hottest employee.
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Don't think you can drool all over her just because you rank me number one.
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Baby, Nurse Tisdale's number one.
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You g.. you gotta be single to be on the list.
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You actually rank the women of this hospital by their appearance?
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Calm down, Twelve.
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Yes, top twenty!
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Look, you guys, we should really do something for Molly, like throw her a party.
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I don't know, Elliot. Molly and I really aren't that close.
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Okay, a lot happened between that moment and this one. I should explain.
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Elliot did end up throwing Molly a goodbye party.
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This is amazing, Elliot, thank you.
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I also had a pi�ata made to look exactly like you, but I don't know what happened to it.
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Whoa, it's gettin' late.
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Big Dog wants some candy.
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Yes, baby, Molly is attractive.
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But she doesn't hold a candle to my Puerto Rican princess!
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For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican.
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My nephew Ryan is so cute. He's six.
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I was content to lay low and flirt in the corner.
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See, the most important thing about hospital get-togethers...
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is to make sure you don't do anything people will be talking about the next day.
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Wow, look, flaming shots!
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...goes through like the whole day that he's grown up! Oh my God, I love it.
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Will you excuse me a moment?
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PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT!
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All right! Stand back, everyone! I'll handle this!
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DOUG! WHY!?
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The sinks are broken! The sinks are broken!
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Hot! Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
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So your nephew is six, huh? That's a crazy age!
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After the fire marshal closed down the bar, we took the party back to our place.
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Sorry I'm late. Player had a date. Anybody want some chocolate?
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Eventually things wound down.
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Some people went home...
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Some just went to bed...
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'Night.
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And that's how Molly and I ended up alone on the couch,
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watching that unbelievably romantic scene from'16 Candles'.
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The Donger need food!
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No, not that one! This one.
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Happy birthday, Samantha.
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God bless Molly Ringwald. And this Molly.
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Ah, the hell with it! God bless Mollys everywhere!
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Scrubs �pisode 4x08:
My last chance
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Transcript: http:/scrubs. mopnt. com/scripts/
Script & Timing: Siefaz Pour www. forom. com
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Dude, now that I have adjusted your fuel valve, your scooter is going to fly!
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Speaking of things that are fly, I made out with Molly last night.
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I know that was kind of a lame segue, but I've been with you all morning...
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and you've yet to use the words "make" or "out. "
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I hope it doesn't bother you.
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Nah. How was it?
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Weird. His tongue was freezing.
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I gave her the ol' ice tongue.
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It's easy to do, you just have to be really smooth.
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He kept running to the kitchen to put ice on his tongue.
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I always hated ice tongue. And sometimes his lips seemed so greasy.
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I'm telling you, Turk. Olive oil.
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Dude, just because it's good on salad doesn't mean it's good on your lips.
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I wuv your wittle outfit.
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Now listen, you.
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Riding in an ambulance takes care of my community service,
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so I'm doing two shifts back to back... I'm gonna...
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...knock this whole thing out in a single day. Besides, how bad can it be?
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Howdy, partner! Name's Denise Lemon.
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Looks like we got ourselves a little ambu-date...
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that's "ambulance" and "date" put together. I got a million of those!
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I am loving this!
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Hey, uh, hon, before you hop in there,
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could you do me a little favoroony and check the windshield wiper?
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I think I got something caught up there. Yeah.
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No problem. I got it.
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I always get the newbies with that one!
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Got you! You know it!
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When they strap me in the chair, please let them know the murder was just.
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Hey, Elliot, I was making out some prescription orders... and speaking of making out...
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She already told me, J.D.
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Oh, damn, I was afraid that was gonna get out.
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Does anybody else know that I totally made out with Molly? Up here!
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Now that you made out with my best friend, that makes us not even again.
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So go get me some cotton balls and a toe separator... mama needs a pedicure! Heh.
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Elliot, once you're even, you can't just go back to being not even. That ain't new, girl!
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Admit we're not even or I'll make you pay.
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Heh, yeah, now that we're friends and there's no chance of us ever having sex again,
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there's really not a whole lot I "need" from you, okay?
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So g'head and give it your best shot.
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Andele, Juan!
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Doctor, doctor, gimme the news I got a...
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Yeah, I'm not a big car-singing kind of guy.
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Aww, "Bad case of loving you," Perr! Come on, where's the fun?
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You know, you don't get this kind of rush on a normal job.
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You don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't. You know what I'm saying?
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You're saying you don't.
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Well, Perr, sometimes you do.
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Are you looking at my boy, Davey? He's ten there; he'll always be that age to me.
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Can't take my eyes off of him.
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I don't blame you, he's gorgeous! He looks just like his mama!
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I'm kidding!
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I wish we had more time together, I do.
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Boy, you wouldn't believe when we started school?
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First day he cried, second day I cried, third day we both cried...
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not'cause of school,'cause we had a go-cart accident.
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Think it's how my nose got bent...
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Who knows?
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Nose knows. I love words. Don't you love words?
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I like "strangle. "
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There she is! Thanks, Juan!
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Hey, Molly. It's your last night, you wanna grab a beer or something?
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J.D., I have to tell you something.
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Oh, no, did someone you know die from beer?
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No one can die from beer.
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Hey, yo, J.D., toss me a beer, man.
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Comin' at you, Shinski!
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People can die from beer, Molly. Shinski didn't, but our friendship did.
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J.D., you just don't have that edgy mean streak that I'm attracted to.
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You were saying?
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Dude, what the hell!?
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Oh, that's what's up. Go about your business!
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Look, I'm sorry, but I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people, and you're just too normal.
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Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.
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My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex...
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in a position my father would later playfully describe as "the jackhammer. "
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I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets,
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and no matter how much I try, I can't stop constantly narrating my own life.
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At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.
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Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure.
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And I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships...
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is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.
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Wow.
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Boy, I tell you what, there, Jordan, I'm sure glad that shift is...
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Perry! I was just telling Jordan here about that sneezing attack that I had this morning.
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Was it fourteen or fifteen sneezes?
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Yes, Perry, was it fourteen or fifteen sneezes?
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What are you doing here, Denise?
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Well, I heard that you were doing back to back shifts,
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so I pulled a couple of strings so that we could get the old band back together!
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Perry! You've always wanted to be in a band!
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Get out of town! I just came up with that band thing!
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Get out of town, Perry!
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Well, laissez le bon temps rouler. Translation: Let the good times roll.
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See, that's what they say in New Orleans, The Big Easy.
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You know, that was my nickname in high school... New Orleans.
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No, I'm just kidding, it was The Big Easy. I was a huge slut!
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I was, I did everybody.
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Much better without the icy tongue.
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I'll remember that.
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Why would she lie?
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Should we get out of here?
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D'you think you can handle it?
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No. But you won't know until after.
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You just need to clear it with one person first.
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Just tell me who!
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N o.
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Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?
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That doesn't even make any sense!
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So's your face!
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Dammit! Walked into that one!
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The key here is to not seem desperate.
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Please, Elliot! Please let me have sex! She's leaving tomorrow!
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It's simple, J.D., I'll give you the OK if you just admit we're not even.
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I am sorry, but that is one thing that will never happen.
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Fine, we're not even.
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Thank you.
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But Molly just left, so you have to call her at home!
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I'm not gonna do that. But, I will write you a note.
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J.D. may fornicate with anyone.
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Okay, Sasha, let's see what your new engine can do!
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So, little Jack's a baseball fan, eh?
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He's two and he can't talk yet.
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You know what you should do? You should get him some baseball cards!
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I got my son, Davey, a Ken Griffey Jr. card? Carries it with him wherever he goes.
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Never liked the gum, though.
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Gum's a weird word, isn't it? You know?
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Do you ever notice some words, you say'em enough, they don't even sound like words anymore?
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Gum... Gum. Gum. Gum! Gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gummmm. Gum gum gum...
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Oh, happy day. She's blown a fuse.
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I swear to God, Jordan, I can't do it again.
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Perry, it's just one more shift. Just tune her out and she'll eventually leave you alone.
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Consider it done.
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...gum gum gum gum gum. Gum.
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Relax! At most, you have a minor concussion.
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Now I just wanna check your pupils, okay?
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Doug, that's for...
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- ... ears.
- Ears!
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Right! I'm not stupid!
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Where are my clothes?
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I sent them to the dry cleaners!
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Doug!
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You responsible for this head blood?
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Look, here's the bottom line:
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I am currently in possession of a note that would give me permission to have sex...
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with a very beautiful woman, but I have no way of getting to her apartment.
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Then what are we waiting for.
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Get in.
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Come on! Let's go! Go, go, go, go!
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What are you doing!?
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It's been four years.
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How do you not get how this works?
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Hello?
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Turk, it's me!
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Hang on, I'm doing my diabetes test. Ninety eight, is that a good number?
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Yes! It's good! You surgeons are idiots!
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Oh, I'm the idiot, huh? Well, guess what you were wrong about!
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Carla's Dominican!
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All right, come on up, Perr! Let's get this show on the road!
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Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and hang out back here, just kinda get acclimated with this area.
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Oh, okay.
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Hey, funny tidbit...
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Sorry there, D., can't really hear you back here.
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Ohh. Message received!
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Hey, can you hear me now?
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Hey, it's like that commercial. "Can you hear me now?"
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See, now, the only downside is that I can't hear you, so I guess I'll just have to talk for both of us.
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So back to that tidbit. Now, that's a funny word. See, I know what a bit is, but what's a tid?
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Tid... Tid tid tid tid tid tid tid tid tid tid. Tid. Tid. Tid. Tid.
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J.D.! We're over here!
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COMING!
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I don't understand what the big deal is. It's just sex.
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It's not just sex.
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It's sex with Molly!
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Any guy would kill to have sex with Molly. Hell, I'd kill to have sex with Molly!
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That's it.
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Sorry, dude.
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Where were you?
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I was treed by that coyote!
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You got your phone?
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He took it.
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What now?
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I can't run in this gown, it's too loose!
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I can't run in these jeans, they're too constricting!
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Yeah, this is much better!
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I agree, but my legs are cramping!
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You spent too much time crouching in that tree, didn't you!
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I was kneeling on a nest!
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Just think of Molly, man!
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J.D., where are you?
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J.D.! Hurry!
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Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
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It's okay.
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Hey, Perr. I just saw an adorable interracial gay couple.
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Aw, just precious.
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Lookit, enough of the squawk-box, all right? And just keep your eye on the road, whatta you say?
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All right, no more squawk-box.
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But, Perr, don't sweat the roads. I know'em like the back of my hand.
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Ohh, Perr... I think I'm hurt.
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I'm not badly hurt, just a tidbit.
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Elliot, you gotta help me! We're in front of Molly's apartment, but her name isn't listed anymore.
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It's either... 4G or 5G.
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J.D., this is ridiculous, it's 4 o'clock in the morning.
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Even if you catch her, she's leaving for the airport in like ten minutes.
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That's perfect! That'll leave us five minutes to cuddle!
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Hi, is Molly here?
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It's not my wife, is it, Debbie?
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Dorian. Turkleton.
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If you come in, you have to take your shoes off.
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Sorry, wrong apartment.
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Konichiwa.
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Dude, she's outside. She's about to get in the cab!
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Oh my God. I'll never get down there before she leaves! This is the worst moment of my life.
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Or is it the greatest moment of your life?
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You're right. Gimme that gown!
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Go get her, buddy!
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Hey, this isn't that scary.
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Molly!?
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Hey!
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Sorry about your collarbone. Say! I've got a community service form here, would you sign it for me?
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Sure thing, Perr.
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So, you gonna come by and visit me later?
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Denise, that's not very likely. And here's why:
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All you do is talk, talk, talk talk, talk, talk, talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk.
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And when you're not talking, I'm betting you're thinking about talking. I mean,
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can I ask you a personal question?
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Have you ever had a thought that you didn't immediately verbalize?
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Well, I don't know. That's a tough one, Perr.
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Oh, look, the window's open again! You can see the moon!
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Oh my God.
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What happened in your life that made you so needy that you've got to fill...
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every waking second by babbling on?
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Fine, don't visit. My son will come.
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And now we are right back on your son again.
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I'll be honest with you, I'm worried that I'm not going to be able to get your voice out of my head.
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It is a very real concern.
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Hey, did you leave anything in the ambulance?
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Only my will to live, why?
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Then I guess this is your partner's.
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See, now, I got my son, Davey, a Ken Griffey Jr. card? Carries it with him wherever he goes...
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He's ten there. He'll always be that age to me...
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I wish I had more time with him, though.
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What happened to your son, Denise?
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He died in an accident.
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Paramedics were amazing, though.
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That's actually the reason I became one.
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I really miss him, you know?
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Thanks a lot.
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Molly, I think you should stay. I'm off today, we'll have an amazing time, you can leave tomorrow.
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I'm not sure that's a good idea.
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Well, maybe this'll change your mind.
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How's it going?
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Pretty well. Nice landing.
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Thanks.
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J.D., I think this note's for you.
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I think the easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
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Take care.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Of course, it doesn't help if your friend is a diabolical genius.
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Still, when you come across a person who's lost something that really matters,
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you have to answer the call.
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Ooh, he's just such a cutie pie! Look at that!
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Have you ever had cutie pie, Perry?
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- No,'course not.
- I like it � la mode.
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I'm kidding! I know it's not really pie!
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But I'll tell you, if it was really pie I would eat it up, I'd gobble it, because I love pie!
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Oh my God! You're my favorite!
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