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You're not stealing my Mary.
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Your Mary?
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Yeah, but you gotta carry her in, okay?
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Seriously?
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What are you gonna do with her?
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Don't you try to steal her.
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Holy shit.
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I'm okay. No, I'm fine.
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- Bridgette.
- I'm fine.
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Hi, I'm back.
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- Slow down. Slow down.
- Sorry.
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Hi, guys, sorry we're late.
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That was a long date.
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Wi, wi!
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Ahh.
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Hey, wake up.
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You promised me you're
gonna wake up early
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and do your homework.
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Okay, wake up.
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"Took 25 from your purse."
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Chrissy, what's a country
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you wish to visit?
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- Hmm, Fiji.
- Hmm, Fiji.
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Besides your passport, what two things
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do you always have in your carry-on?
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Oh, sunglasses and La Mer.
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- Mm, sunglasses and La Mer.
- Okay, uh,
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what's the most overrated
food of all time?
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Hmm, froyo.
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You know I can hear you
two in there, right?
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"You know I can hear you
two in there, right?"
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Elsie.
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Merci.
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Tonight?
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You said it was sold out.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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Hey, your mom said it's
time for breakfast.
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Happy birthday, Auntie.
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- Thank you.
- Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me, your bag.
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Excuse me, could you move your bag?
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Jo-Jo, Sie-Sie, I want to come in today.
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My hair lookin' crazy.
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Please call me back.
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Nice sunglasses.
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Oh, thanks.
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I can't leave my house
without my sunglasses.
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And La Mer.
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What?
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Have a nice day.
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Hey, Ida, do you want to
get me some more Cheerios?
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Ida.
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My arm slipped.
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Got it, 111,625.
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That's right.
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Good morning.
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Elsie, do you know where
my riding boots are?
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I can't find them anywhere.
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Did you check the closet
where your shoes are?
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Yes, I did, and they are not there.
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I really hope nobody stole them.
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Who'd steal your dumb riding boots?
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Well, I don't know, Rivers.
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There are a lot of people
in and out of this house.
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Elsie, would you go
look for them, please?
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- Okay.
- I have so many things
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I have to keep track of,
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like events, birthdays.
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Happy birthday, Miss Ally.
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Oh, you're sweet, thank you.
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I'm gonna make your
favorite chicken dinner.
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Oh, come on.
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And you know what, Chloe?
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I'm not gonna have any sweets today,
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even though it's my birthday,
in solidarity with you.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Mm, did somebody forget
to wake up baby Scott?
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He's still in D.C. with
his class, Miss Ally.
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Oh, right.
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Everybody always misses my birthday.
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Oh, motherfucker.
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- The fridge.
- What?
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The new fridge is being delivered today.
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You didn't tell me.
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I most certainly did.
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- I definitely did.
- You didn't tell me.
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And now I'm 15 minutes
late for my riding lesson.
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It's fine. I'll deal with it.
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I wanted to do one thing
today, but it's okay.
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- Elsie, empty the fridge!
- Okay.
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Chloe, Rivers, let's go!
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Shotgun.
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Seat belts.
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Have a nice day.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Thank you so much.
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Hey, Chloe, are you old
enough to babysit?
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Hi, Larry. I can't.
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- I have a date tonight.
- This'll help with your throat.
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I do too.
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Maybe I don't.
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Can't find a babysitter.
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Want to see a picture?
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Hmm, he's cute.
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Cuter than I normally like them.
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Rafi's pretty attractive.
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What is this date?
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Karl, he asked me to go
to the movies tonight
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with him and his friends.
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Karl, from French class?
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I know. It's my first date.
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Can you roll me before your call?
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I'll grab the pin.
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Do you think this'll work by tonight?
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Yes, my Tina would roll me
all the time back in Samoa,
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just roll the fat away.
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Breathe, girl.
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I gotta go hard if you want
me to roll it all out.
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I know.
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There.
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I think it helped.
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For real, I see a difference.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Mom.
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I know, I know.
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What's on your face?
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I went paintballing.
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With who?
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Joseph.
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Who's Joseph?
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Come on.
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No one.
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Are you humping him?
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Ida, stop.
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Talia, I told you many times.
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Okay, I'm your mother.
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Mom, I gotta go.
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Love you.
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What did we get at the drive-up window?
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No, Cooper, let Daisy have some.
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Daisy, where'd we go?
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Did we go to McDonald's?
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Why does Daisy get hers first?
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'Cause Cooper...
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eats his too fast.
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And?
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I tried to touch his hand in the movie
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and he just pulled away.
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That doesn't mean anything.
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Boys are immature at this age.
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He didn't even try to kiss me.
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- He thinks I'm disgusting.
- Why would you say that?
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Because I'm fat and wearing Ann Taylor
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- like a fucking idiot.
- Chloe.
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Good night, guys.
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I wish I was Samoan.
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You want to learn a Samoan siva,
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a Samoan dance?
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No, I-I-I can't.
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Come on.
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Come dance with me.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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But softly so my mom doesn't hear.
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Go low and reach out with your hands.
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Up here.
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Up and down.
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- Oh, my God, Mindy.
- Huh?
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I just got off the phone
with the dog walker.
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Cinnamon got bit by a fucking
Jack Russell terrorist.
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Oh, my God, babe, is she okay?
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No, she is in the emergency room.
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- I need you to cover for me.
- Oh, but I...
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Mrs. Waterstein is coming in
at noon to buy that Birkin.
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But I've never worked the front before.
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Mindy, I tried Jess.
She's getting an MRI.
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And Danielle's not picking up
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'cause she's a psycho alcoholic.
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It's, like, I mean,
come on, we love her,
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- but, like, get it together.
- Yeah.
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The Birkin, I will be back by then,
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but if I'm not, just run her card.
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I already tagged it.
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Sure, I mean, if Danielle can do it.
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- Here, you can rock it.
- Yeah?
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Just smile. You'll be fine.
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Okay.
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Kate, hi!
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Hi.
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I wish I knew you were gonna be here.
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Oh, why?
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Just because it'd be
fun to ride together.
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You gotta text me sometime.
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I should. You know, I would love to.
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I'm gonna take Drea shopping.
She's home from college.
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Oh, my gosh, look at her.
She looks so beautiful.
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Gorgeous.
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Well, yeah, so, um, you
know, if-if not today,
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maybe we could... we
could ride tomorrow?
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Yeah, sure, sure.
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Yeah, like, ten o'clock?
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I could do ten.
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Ooh, ten, let me check.
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Is that... I'm sorry, is
that what I think it is?
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What?
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- Oh, it is.
- Wow.
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It is, I know.
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I'm having problems
processing it myself.
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I can't believe you brought it in here.
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I mean, do they have security outside?
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- Oh, stop.
- Can I feel it?
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Uh, sure.
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- Look at that stitching.
- I know.
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I mean, how did you even...
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I've been on a waiting list
for, like, three years.
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Oh, I know, not me, Roger.
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Well, Mr. Daddy's boss just got one.
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- Mm.
- Um, I saw it in a picture.
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But, uh, yeah, hers is alligator.
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Oh, alligator's my favorite,
but it's so expensive.
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Oh, it's gross. It's so gross.
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- It's really gross.
- Yeah, it's-it's obscene.
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She's obscene.
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Sounds like it.
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Yeah, she should die.
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You know, you're gonna get yours soon.
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I can feel it.
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I am gonna get mine.
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Mm.
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- Mm.
- Good to see you.
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- Yeah, take care.
- We'll go riding.
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Shit.
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I love your boots.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Gucci, right?
- Yes, obviously.
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I've had my eye on them for a while.
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I much prefer them to ours.
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Less obvious, you know.
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- I think so too.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's my birthday today.
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Today is my birthday too.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- Birthday twins.
- Twinsies.
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Ah!
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- Well, we have to get you a gift.
- Yes.
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Yes. We have this perfect suede cardigan
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that'll go with your hair, I know it.
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It's killer.
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- That is so killer.
- It's to die.
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I-I'm dying. I'm dead.
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Mm. Should I start you a room?
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Um, actually, I wanted to ask you
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if you might be able to check
the Birkin waiting list
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because I've been on it for a while
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and I have a couple of
friends who have recently
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gotten Birkins, so I
thought maybe I'm next...
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- Oh.
- ... on my birthday.
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Oh, so sad.
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The one we just got in has
already been claimed.
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I'm sorry, when did you get it?
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- Today.
- You got one today
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and you didn't fucking call me?
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I was literally in here last week.
267
00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:15,980
- Oh.
- After all the shit
268
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,671
that I buy at this store, what the fuck?
269
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,795
- Um...
- What the actual fuck?
270
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,620
Well, if it was up to me,
271
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,420
I would get you one. I'm sorry.
272
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,712
Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no, I'm sorry.
273
00:16:27,795 --> 00:16:29,587
Good God.
274
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:33,340
Who am I right now?
275
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,000
My husband is cheating on me...
276
00:16:36,087 --> 00:16:38,020
Oh.
277
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,790
... with his boss.
278
00:16:40,878 --> 00:16:43,629
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, he's fucking his boss.
279
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,087
She's a lawyer. She's
not a stay-at-home mom.
280
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:49,170
And he's never home, so
I'm like a single mom,
281
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:52,220
which is not what I signed up for.
282
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,540
Oh.
283
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,180
She just got the alligator Birkin.
284
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,000
And my friend Kate has the little...
285
00:16:58,087 --> 00:17:00,212
cute little pink one.
286
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:02,760
And it just seems like
everyone has a fucking Birkin,
287
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:06,260
and I can't even get my hands
on a small shitty one.
288
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:09,003
I'm so sorry things are
so shitty right now.
289
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,440
Do you have any small shitty ones?
290
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,000
No.
291
00:17:14,546 --> 00:17:15,906
Oh, my God.
292
00:17:19,962 --> 00:17:22,254
Hello.
293
00:17:22,337 --> 00:17:24,212
Oh, hi, Mrs. Wagner.
294
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,940
Like what? Like lice?
295
00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:32,671
Okay, well, of course, I'll
come pick him right up.
296
00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:34,720
And now I have to go
pick up my son at school
297
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:35,960
because that's my life.
298
00:17:36,045 --> 00:17:37,629
Oh, well, next time.
299
00:17:37,712 --> 00:17:39,254
Next time.
300
00:17:39,337 --> 00:17:41,800
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, happy birthday.
301
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:45,040
You know, you are the sweetest
salesgirl I have ever met.
302
00:17:45,129 --> 00:17:46,962
- I want your number.
- Okay.
303
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:57,000
Thanks, Mrs. Wagner.
304
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,800
- What's the matter?
- My throat hurts.
305
00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:00,250
Okay, all right, well,
306
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,480
I'll cancel Bridgette this
afternoon. We'll go home.
307
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,546
No, no, you don't have
to do that. I'm fine.
308
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:06,878
It's okay, we'll cuddle
up and watch Judge Judy.
309
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:09,979
What? No. I hate Judge Judy.
310
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,720
She's always right, and
it's so predictable.
311
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,420
Well, it's my birthday,
312
00:18:14,504 --> 00:18:17,003
so that's what we're
freakin' gonna watch.
313
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:25,878
- Hi.
- Hi.
314
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,840
I am here for my Birkin.
315
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,170
Mrs. Waterstein, yes.
316
00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:32,087
So Leslie had this personal thing,
317
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,820
so I'll be handling your Birkin sale.
318
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,500
Yes, I'm Mindy.
319
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,160
- Oh, okay.
- Yes.
320
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,379
Can I take your card?
321
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,200
- Can I see the bag first?
- Yes, of course.
322
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,740
The bag is in the safe, so
let me just grab the keys.
323
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,880
Did you just start?
324
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,878
I come in all the time.
I've never seen you before.
325
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,003
I'm usually in the back, mm-hmm.
326
00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:53,000
I can't believe they left
you here by yourself.
327
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,920
It's gotta be very confusing.
328
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,800
Um, you know what?
329
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,500
Let me just text my
coworker very quickly
330
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,540
because I don't...
331
00:19:02,546 --> 00:19:03,960
You know, actually, I think I probably
332
00:19:03,962 --> 00:19:06,045
better come back when Leslie's here
333
00:19:06,129 --> 00:19:08,254
- so it's a little smoother.
- Oh, no, no, no.
334
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,780
- It'll be, like, 30 seconds.
- I don't really want to put you through this.
335
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,180
- She'll text me back.
- Thank you, Mindy.
336
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,417
That's a cute bracelet, by the way.
337
00:19:21,462 --> 00:19:24,795
Ugh, Rivers, I hate that
you made that my ringtone.
338
00:19:24,878 --> 00:19:27,740
Well, guess what. I
hate your dumb music,
339
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,820
so we're even.
340
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,239
Find my phone for me, please.
341
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,780
It's clearly you've done something
342
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,170
to the Bluetooth again.
343
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,700
- No, I didn't.
- Please hurry up.
344
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,920
Is it Mr. Daddy?
345
00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:40,420
No, it's Mindy "Herms."
346
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,800
Who's Mindy Herms?
347
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,880
Put it on speaker.
348
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,003
Okay, okay.
349
00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:49,546
- Mindy?
- Yes, Ally, I have good news.
350
00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:50,980
I have a Birkin for you.
351
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,940
No, you are not serious.
352
00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:55,087
Yes, I'm looking at it right now.
353
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:56,999
Oh, my God!
354
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,480
Mindy, this is the best
news I've ever had.
355
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,099
Okay, come on over as soon as you can.
356
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,500
I'll be there very soon.
357
00:20:02,587 --> 00:20:04,254
I should be 20 minutes.
358
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,587
Bye.
359
00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:10,212
Honey, we're just gonna have
to make a very quick stop.
360
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:11,700
What are you wearing?
361
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:15,160
What the fuck are you wearing?
362
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,420
Mom, you're so boring
with this fancy bullshit.
363
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,440
We are doing this whether
you want to or not.
364
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:20,540
I feel sick.
365
00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:22,254
Look at me. Look at me.
366
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,460
If you can look and act
like a respectable child,
367
00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:29,250
I will take you to Target after this
368
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,620
and get you whatever you want.
369
00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:32,045
Even guns?
370
00:20:32,129 --> 00:20:34,740
Even guns. You can shoot shit all night.
371
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,080
Just shut the fuck up.
372
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:47,120
- Ally.
- Mindy.
373
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,170
- Thank you.
- I know.
374
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,140
I'm so happy I could do this for you.
375
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,962
Oh, I am too. I can't believe it.
376
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,379
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Oh, yeah.
377
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,440
You are my literal savior.
378
00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:59,920
Oh, well, I had to work my
magic for my birthday twin.
379
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,290
My birthday twin, yes, indeed.
380
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,330
Here it is.
381
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:08,320
- Crazy.
- Ahh!
382
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,940
It's like Christmas... or my birthday.
383
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,970
Oh.
384
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,500
It's so good.
385
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,839
- It's so good.
- It's so good.
386
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,350
It's so good.
387
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,900
- You're gonna rock it.
- I'm gonna rock the shit out of it.
388
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,210
That'll be $23,000.
389
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,020
Yes.
390
00:21:38,045 --> 00:21:40,504
I just want you to do your
homework first, okay?
391
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,620
That's all there is to it.
392
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,180
Just go in the kitchen.
Get your homework out.
393
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,290
I'll be right there.
394
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,670
Mm.
395
00:21:57,129 --> 00:21:58,587
Goodness.
396
00:22:38,421 --> 00:22:40,712
And-and just... oh, the floors.
397
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:42,753
It's gonna be fine.
398
00:22:42,837 --> 00:22:45,878
If you'll just try to be
careful with the paint,
399
00:22:45,962 --> 00:22:47,753
I would be so appreciative.
400
00:22:47,837 --> 00:22:48,920
Here are your boots.
401
00:22:49,003 --> 00:22:50,020
Oh, where did you find them?
402
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,370
With the rest of your shoes.
403
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,620
Oh.
404
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,337
Did you buy a new fridge?
405
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:56,000
Yes, I told you that.
406
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,753
I told everybody that.
407
00:22:57,837 --> 00:22:59,330
Why doesn't anybody remember anything?
408
00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:00,640
I just don't understand it.
409
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,920
It's not that I'm mad at you.
I'm just mad at the situation.
410
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:04,900
But I appreciate all your help today,
411
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,210
and I appreciate you
finding me my boots.
412
00:23:07,295 --> 00:23:09,212
Was something wrong? Is
the old fridge broken?
413
00:23:09,295 --> 00:23:11,470
No, it just clashed
with the new kitchen.
414
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,790
I-it made the whole room feel insane.
415
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:15,520
- Miss Ally?
- What is it, angel?
416
00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:17,200
I'm an hour late for my riding lesson.
417
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:19,880
Do you think I could
have your old fridge?
418
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,150
Oh, my God, yes!
419
00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:23,587
Of course you need a fridge. Take it.
420
00:23:23,671 --> 00:23:25,795
Okay, thank you, I appreciate it.
421
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,170
My family really needs one.
422
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,540
Oh, your family.
423
00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:30,629
I love giving gifts on my birthday.
424
00:23:30,712 --> 00:23:32,795
A tard plus, Elsie.
425
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:34,337
Je suis un riding lesson.
426
00:23:34,421 --> 00:23:36,200
Oh, mais oui. Bon anniversaire.
427
00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:37,460
Oh, I love you too.
428
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,979
Okay.
429
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:41,460
Oh, and, um, remember to get
all the food out of the fridge
430
00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:43,280
and just don't let them hit anything.
431
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,560
Okay.
432
00:24:10,504 --> 00:24:12,720
Johanny, finally. I need to come in.
433
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:14,280
I got some money.
434
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:16,140
- I need good hair.
- I can't.
435
00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:17,540
Jo, I need you.
436
00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:19,120
I'm seeing Lakou Mizik tonight.
437
00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:21,546
- Fine, come by at five.
- Okay, thank you.
438
00:24:21,629 --> 00:24:23,379
I'll see you at five.
439
00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:37,629
Would you like a jeans or DVD?
440
00:24:37,712 --> 00:24:39,254
Not for you? Okay.
441
00:24:39,337 --> 00:24:41,629
Hey. Jeans for sale.
442
00:24:41,712 --> 00:24:44,045
I'll take the jeans.
You have rhinestone?
443
00:24:44,129 --> 00:24:46,795
Oh, yeah, got the rhinestone right here.
444
00:24:46,878 --> 00:24:48,878
Yeah.
445
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,280
I don't understand
446
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,800
how you messed it up so bad, Sie-Sie.
447
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:54,080
Oh, these curls only
lasting one week now.
448
00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:55,295
- One week?
- Yeah.
449
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:56,580
- Nah.
- One week, yeah.
450
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,337
You let Henri pull on it all night long
451
00:24:58,421 --> 00:25:00,337
and you sweat out your edges, eh?
452
00:25:00,421 --> 00:25:02,878
Yes, I did, this morning.
453
00:25:02,962 --> 00:25:05,753
So with this new fridge money,
454
00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:07,280
I'm thinking four tracks?
455
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,660
Let me see.
456
00:25:10,003 --> 00:25:11,837
Is this a good one?
457
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,680
Bitch, yes, it's Hairmès.
458
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:16,040
- It's the best shit we have.
- Let me see the package.
459
00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:17,421
- You don't trust me?
- Let me see it.
460
00:25:17,504 --> 00:25:19,600
Oh, okay, all right.
461
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:21,599
Oh, look at that.
462
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,460
- Hmm, hmm.
- Good, right?
463
00:25:23,546 --> 00:25:25,546
This hair come from this package?
464
00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:30,587
'Cause I spending a lot
of money on it today.
465
00:25:30,671 --> 00:25:32,962
- Fuckin' told you yes.
- Mm-hmm.
466
00:25:33,045 --> 00:25:34,212
It's the good shit.
467
00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:36,100
Okay.
468
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:40,170
Thank you, Miss Ally, and
your cheating-ass husband.
469
00:25:40,254 --> 00:25:42,462
Fuck, he's still doing that? Shit.
470
00:26:04,837 --> 00:26:05,920
- Eh!
- Eh!
471
00:26:06,003 --> 00:26:07,421
- Eh!
- Eh!
472
00:26:22,753 --> 00:26:23,837
Take an Advil.
473
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:28,878
It's Ally.
474
00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,830
Hello, Ally?
475
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,560
Elsie, thank God.
476
00:26:37,587 --> 00:26:39,087
I need you to watch Larry.
477
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,795
- Larry?
- Bridgette's son.
478
00:26:40,870 --> 00:26:43,520
- Bridgette?
- Our tutor, Elsie, Bridgette.
479
00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:46,040
She's taking me to dinner.
She needs a sitter.
480
00:26:46,295 --> 00:26:48,087
Ally, I have plans tonight.
481
00:26:48,170 --> 00:26:50,045
I need this.
482
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,640
It'll be an hour. I'll give you $400.
483
00:26:53,254 --> 00:26:55,629
Okay, I'll be there soon.
484
00:27:01,671 --> 00:27:03,045
Okay.
485
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:37,970
Mm.
486
00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:50,000
Mm.
487
00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:54,462
Ah.
488
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,489
No.
489
00:28:14,837 --> 00:28:16,462
Mm.
490
00:28:20,003 --> 00:28:22,170
♪ Panama mwen tonbe ♪
491
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,300
♪ Panama mwen tonbe ♪
492
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,670
Shh, hey.
493
00:28:25,753 --> 00:28:27,629
♪ Panama mwen tonbe, sa ki dèyè ♪
494
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,270
♪ Panama mwen tonbe ♪
495
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:32,300
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
496
00:28:32,301 --> 00:28:34,420
No.
497
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,795
♪ Panama mwen tonbe, sa ki dèyè ♪
498
00:28:36,878 --> 00:28:38,795
♪ Ranmasé li pou mwen ♪
499
00:28:38,878 --> 00:28:41,629
♪ Mwen soti lavil Jacmel ♪
500
00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:43,878
♪ Lavale mwen prale ♪
501
00:28:43,962 --> 00:28:46,587
♪ An arivan kafou Bainet ♪
502
00:28:46,671 --> 00:28:48,129
♪ Panama mwen tonbe ♪
503
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:49,220
♪ Chante ♪
504
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,462
♪ Panama mwen tonbe ♪
505
00:28:51,546 --> 00:28:54,003
♪ Panama mwen tonbe ♪
506
00:28:54,087 --> 00:28:56,295
♪ Panama mwen tonbe, sa ki dèyè ♪
507
00:28:56,379 --> 00:28:58,962
♪ Ranmasé li pou mwen ♪
508
00:28:59,045 --> 00:29:01,295
♪ Panama mwen tonbe ♪
509
00:29:01,379 --> 00:29:03,753
♪ Panama mwen tonbe ♪
510
00:29:03,837 --> 00:29:06,295
♪ Panama mwen tonbe, sa ki dèyè ♪
511
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,540
Supahsmaht.
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