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Oh! Oh.
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Abuelita, give me back my yearbook!
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Your quinces is around the corner,
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and we need to pick a boy
to be your escort.
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There's no one in here. I just...
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Then use your phone
and Chapsmat somebody.
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You don't understand social media.
Abuelita...
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No, no, no. Of course I do.
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All you have to do is find
a boy and twat at him.
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I hope you mean "tweet"?
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"Twat," "tweet." Same thing.
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Not the same thing, Mami.
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Can you guys go fight somewhere else?
I'm on hold with the VA.
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Okay, but Elena has to pick
an escort by today!
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Or we will not have
enough time to prepare.
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But I wanna go to the street fair...
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and my quinces is two months away!
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Jajaja. Qué funny!
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We still have to pick
the other 14 members of the court.
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We have to choreograph the dances.
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We have to pick the weakest dancers
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and put them in the back
and put a curtain in front of them.
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Elena, pick by the end of the day,
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or your escort will be Cousin Orencio.
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Cousin Orencio smells like a Dorito
that died in a pool of Axe body spray.
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Good luck
getting him out of Tía Mimi's basement.
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I'll get him out of Tía Mimi's basement.
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Hey, no, don't touch that phone!
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¡Ay! Ay, ay, Elena.
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Just take the yearbook
and pick somebody.
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Fine!
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This should be fun!
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Pick whoever you want.
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As long as he is a dancer,
and he is Cuban,
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and he is handsome, and I'm coming in.
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Hello?
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Ah!
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That's cold, VA. Ice cold.
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Alvarez, let's go!
There's a street fair downstairs.
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Beer, food... this!
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Did you buy that?
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I won it...
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after spending 40 bucks
at the ring toss.
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Wait, are you still on hold with the VA?
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No!
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I got right through.
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Wait, can I leave this
up here for safekeeping?
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- Who's gonna steal that?
- Schneider.
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Hide it in my mom's room.
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Anyway, I can't go.
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Today's the day
I finally get through to Jolene.
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She's my white whale. My Bigfoot.
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My meal cooked by my mother
using no pork products of any kind.
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Hey, I served.
I get it.
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But I try to never deal with the VA.
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I stopped calling them
about my punctured eardrum.
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That seems like a bad plan.
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Oh, thanks. I got it on sale.
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I'll see you down...
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Yeah, she can't hear me.
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Pain Management Department.
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Last name and last four digits
of your social...
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Alvarez, 2294...
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Are you... are you...
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Are you... are you there?
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Say something.
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- Please hold.
- Not that!
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- Hi.
- Hey, Ms. Alvarez.
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Hey, guys. How was baseball?
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Terrible!
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I mean, they played great.
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But my snack game was way off!
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The kids barely touched
my black olive tapenade.
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Thanks for helping out,
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but maybe next time pick a food
a kid would wanna eat...
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or has heard of.
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Yeah, and maybe next time, don't
hand out masks with my face on them.
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Handsome, but creepy.
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- Ah...
- What, Mami?
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Your daughter is so dramatic.
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No puedo más.
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Mami, don't worry, she
will pick someone.
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- ¡Ay!
- You okay, Mom?
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Yeah.
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I just need to talk to Jolene
and get my shoulder squared away.
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Here, take one of your pain pills.
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I thought you don't want me
to take "las drogas"?
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The pain in your body is real.
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The pain in your mind is in your head.
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- What happened, Ms. Alvarez?
- It's nothing, Finn.
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Hey, don't be so modest.
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She jacked her shoulder up in
Afghanistan, being a hero.
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"Hero."
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Kabul, 2004.
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I was assisting in surgery
when a mortar hit close to the OR.
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The blast caused
a pallet of surgical gloves
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to fall on my shoulder.
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The last part is not as impressive.
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But still, it is a war wound.
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Well... I thank you for
your service, Ms. Alvarez.
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Yeah, don't do that.
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So can we have some money for the fair?
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Sure. Grab ten bucks from my purse.
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What, papito?
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Well, it's just we need at least 20
to do anything fun.
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But it's okay.
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We can watch the other kids
have a good time.
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That sounds great.
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You don't even need the ten dollars.
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Okay, I get it. I'll take the ten.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, don't go anywhere.
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I have kind of an exciting announcement.
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Something went terribly wrong
in your adult diaper?
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It's athleisure wear.
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But the good news is,
after months of planning,
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the members of my college band have
finally put aside our differences...
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and we're reuniting to play
at the fair this afternoon.
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All right. Maybe this will entice you.
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Nope.
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Well, it should,
because my band, Full Sail,
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plays yacht rock.
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¿Qué es el yacht rock?
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- Mami, don't ask...
- Yacht rock...
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is like easy listening music,
but even easier to listen to.
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It's cool, but not too cool.
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Soulful, but not too soulful.
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I'm excited, but not too excited.
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And they paid you for this?
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Oh, no, I had to grease a few palms
to make it happen.
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So you're paying them?
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I don't want
to get into the economics of it.
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But this gig is really important to me.
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These guys were like family.
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I used to show up at their dorm rooms
unannounced and just hang out
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for hours and hours and hours.
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I can't imagine what
that would feel like.
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- Hello?
- Guys...
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Yeah, I'm here. Did you find Jolene?
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- Just one more question, ma'am.
- Sure. Anything.
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Was that "Phillips" with a "P,"
or "Fillips" with an "F"?
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What?
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Alvarez! With an "A"!
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Hold, please.
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Wait, wait. Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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No! Come on.
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Aw!
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Did you know that over 40% of trips
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to the emergency room
are caused by preventable accidents?
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That seems high.
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What happened?
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It was a totally preventable accident!
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We were setting up for the show
and our keytarist
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threw a decorative anchor at me.
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Okay, I'm sorry you're hurt,
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but it sounds like I just missed
the best part of your show.
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This is why Full Sail broke up
in the first place.
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Too many passionate personalities.
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I wanted to open with Toto.
Skip wanted to open with Steely Dan.
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Oh, you can't open with the Dan.
They're dangerously smooth.
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What are you doing here, Doc?
Why aren't you at work?
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What? Who, me?
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Well... you know,
I always love a good street fair.
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And... and since you took
a half day off of work,
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I thought...
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maybe I should, too.
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YOLO!
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It stands for, "You Only Live Once."
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But why didn't you tell
me you were gonna be here
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when I saw you earlier?
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What's with all the questions?
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Is this Castro's Cuba or America?
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You... you know I could take a look
at that eye for you myself,
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but there was
a lot of second-hand doobie smoke
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at that fair and, uh...
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I worry that I may have
a bit of a contact high.
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Here. Let me see.
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Is that glitter?
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It's called stage sparkle.
Can you please just get it out?
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If I had a magnifying glass,
I could probably get it out.
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Oh, I have one in my costume trunk.
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Halloween box. Tool kit. Man's tool kit.
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Okay, whatever. Come on, let's just go.
Quick. Come on.
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Mami, I'm still on hold,
so if they pick up, remember...
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Alvarez, 2294.
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Remember
to self-screen for testicular cancer.
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Good advice.
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My husband always asked me
to check for him.
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Daily.
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So, um...
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Thanks for inviting me to the fair.
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You don't think Penelope suspects
that we went together?
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Or am I just paranoid
from all that grass?
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I don't want her to think that we were
on a date or something.
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No, she wouldn't think that.
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It'd be ridiculous.
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Well, ridiculous is a little strong,
but...
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Lydia...
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you were so wonderful to me
at my birthday party.
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And I would just be very happy
if we could continue whatever this is.
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Can I make you a café cubano?
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Sí, por favor.
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Rosetta Stone.
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Oh, espere.
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It's time to take my pills.
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Actually, I'm glad you reminded me.
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So... here is to Vitamin D.
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Vitamin D.
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And, uh, estrogen replacement...
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to keep me young.
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For my cholesterol...
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so I don't die.
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What's going on here?
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Nothing! We're just taking drugs.
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So, uh, how is Schneider doing?
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Hey, guys, I'm heading down.
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This yacht rock band
is about to be boarded by a pirate.
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The sexy kind.
Not the kind that steals music.
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Although you can record
the show for free.
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Just look for the big crowd.
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That's the kebab truck.
We're next to that.
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We're going too. Elena?
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When I get back,
I'm going to call Cousin Orencio.
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Sometimes you have to poke the bear.
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Pain Management Department.
Can I help you?
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- Alvarez, 2294.
- Who are you holding for?
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- Jolene. I'm holding for Jolene.
- Transferring you now.
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Oh, my God. It's finally happening.
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Okay.
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Come on.
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Pick up, Jolene.
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Pick up.
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Maybe you're peeing.
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That's okay. I have to pee,
but I'm gonna hold it.
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Maybe you're grabbing
your four o'clock snack
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away from your desk.
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I'm not here to judge. You do you
at the vending machine, boo-boo.
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Answer the damn phone, Jolene!
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Hello?
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Wait. Who is this?
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Please be a man named Jolene.
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No, this is Tad.
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But this is Jolene's extension, right?
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No, I think they accidentally
transferred you to an empty office.
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Well, it's not empty now,
'cause I'm standing here talking to you.
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But after I hang up and leave,
it'll be empty again.
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I just want an appointment
with a chiropractor.
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I'm Alvarez, 2294.
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Can you help me, Tad?
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Slow down.
253
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,421
Let me see what we have here.
254
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,051
Alvarez, 2294.
255
00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:39,265
- Oh.
- Oh?
256
00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:41,934
What's "oh"? Don't "oh" me, Tad.
257
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:46,147
Sorry, but you need a referral
from your primary care physician.
258
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,024
I have one.
259
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:52,153
I sent a copy of it to Jolene's office,
like, two months ago.
260
00:16:52,236 --> 00:16:54,948
You should probably
talk to Jolene, then>
261
00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:56,365
What?
262
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,784
I know, Tad!
263
00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:59,077
So, now what?
264
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,913
Sorry. Can you fax a new one over?
265
00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,333
Fax it? You mean, e-mail it?
266
00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:11,422
Okay...
267
00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:14,676
So you want me to get in a time machine
268
00:17:14,759 --> 00:17:17,679
and go back to when they used
fax machines
269
00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:20,639
to send you something that
I know for a fact you already have?
270
00:17:21,224 --> 00:17:23,726
Well, if I had a time machine,
271
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,561
I don't think I'd go back in time
272
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,271
- and fax things.
- Oh, my God.
273
00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:29,733
I'd buy a lotto ticket.
274
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,610
Okay, you know what? Focus, Tad!
275
00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:34,128
Okay.
276
00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:36,655
I think the market down the street
277
00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:39,951
has a fax machine
next to the off-brand candy bars.
278
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,120
After the day I've had,
I deserve a Slickers.
279
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,706
¡Elena, ven acá!
280
00:17:44,789 --> 00:17:47,250
- Tad, give me five minutes.
- Okay.
281
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,878
I need you to watch the phone
while I run out. Remember...
282
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,796
Alvarez, 2294. I know.
283
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,340
If Tad picks up, keep him on the line.
284
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:58,219
Did you take down
a bag and a half of Cheetos?
285
00:17:58,302 --> 00:17:59,553
Step off, girl.
286
00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:13,242
Hello? Abuelita?
287
00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:14,652
Elena?
288
00:18:14,736 --> 00:18:16,695
Alex, no one's home. Your mom just left.
289
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,907
Just grab some pills
and let's get out of here.
290
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,283
Yeah, I don't know.
291
00:18:20,992 --> 00:18:22,869
Maybe we should just hang out
and play video games?
292
00:18:22,952 --> 00:18:25,329
Come on,
your mom won't even notice.
293
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:29,042
I heard Shane Lennon sold
one of his dad's pills for 20 bucks.
294
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,213
Or I could just take you off
the group chat with all of our friends.
295
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,633
The only thing worse than being
in a group chat...
296
00:18:37,926 --> 00:18:39,427
is not being in a group chat.
297
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,847
Fine, I'll do it.
298
00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:45,975
Great. I'll stand guard and if I
see somebody coming, I'll yell...
299
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,394
"Tumbleweed." That's our code word.
300
00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:49,603
Why is that the code word?
301
00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:51,564
I don't know. Shut up.
302
00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,069
No, you shut up.
303
00:19:46,494 --> 00:19:49,080
Having trouble
communicating with your family members?
304
00:19:49,163 --> 00:19:50,664
You could say that.
305
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,502
Feeling like no one understands you?
306
00:19:54,585 --> 00:19:55,503
Yep.
307
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,882
Losing your appetite
due to depression or anxiety?
308
00:20:00,674 --> 00:20:02,301
Obviously not.
309
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:12,228
Do you have advice for feeling
like the weirdo in your family?
310
00:20:14,188 --> 00:20:16,566
For explaining that you don't want
to pick a boy
311
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,734
to be the escort to your quinces,
'cause...
312
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,070
you don't even know
if you like boys.
313
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,614
Reach out and talk to someone.
314
00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:26,033
Yeah.
315
00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:28,327
That'll go great. How do I even do that?
316
00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:31,664
"Hey, Mom, I think I might like girls."
317
00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:33,374
Damn it!
318
00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:43,217
What are you doing here?
Why are you spying on me?
319
00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:46,804
Tumbleweed.
320
00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:52,894
I'm not even gonna ask about the sword.
321
00:20:52,977 --> 00:20:54,270
What are you doing with Mom's pills?
322
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,022
- I can explain.
- Mmm-hmm.
323
00:20:56,606 --> 00:20:57,690
I was stealing them.
324
00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:02,069
Mom is going to kill you.
325
00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:04,947
I mean, quite literally,
she is going to kill you.
326
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,284
Resuscitate you, kill you again,
and then ground your lifeless body.
327
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,330
I didn't really want to.
It was Finn's idea.
328
00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:13,539
Please don't tell Mom.
329
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:17,210
I won't, but what's
Finn's problem anyway?
330
00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:19,795
You're gonna let him turn you into
a little Latino drug dealer?
331
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:20,922
Stereotype much?
332
00:21:21,005 --> 00:21:23,382
It's not drug dealing. God.
333
00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:25,676
We were just going to sell pills
to get some money.
334
00:21:28,596 --> 00:21:29,638
Oh.
335
00:21:37,855 --> 00:21:38,856
So...
336
00:21:39,774 --> 00:21:42,568
did you hear what I was saying
while you were back there?
337
00:21:43,694 --> 00:21:46,239
Nah, that curtain is pretty thick.
338
00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:52,620
You can't say anything to anyone.
339
00:21:52,703 --> 00:21:54,830
It's not that I'm embarrassed.
I'm just not sure.
340
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,041
I promise. I won't say anything.
341
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,586
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
It's not like you'd be in trouble.
342
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,132
I mean, who cares, right?
343
00:22:06,634 --> 00:22:07,760
Good brother.
344
00:22:08,803 --> 00:22:11,097
Now I really don't understand
what's going on.
345
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,100
Hello?
346
00:22:14,183 --> 00:22:16,935
Alvarez! 2294!
347
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,521
Who are you holding for?
348
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,607
I don't know, but please don't hang up!
We gotta keep her talking.
349
00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:24,568
- Is this Penelope Alvarez?
- Yes!
350
00:22:24,652 --> 00:22:25,653
I'm Penelope.
351
00:22:25,736 --> 00:22:29,448
I'm a badass, who served in Afghanistan
doing army stuff! Hooah!
352
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:32,576
And I'm her son, Alex.
353
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,996
I know my mom sounds young,
but these days, babies having babies...
354
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,373
I'm back!
355
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,542
Thank God.
I was running out of material.
356
00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:41,585
What happened to you?
357
00:22:41,669 --> 00:22:44,463
I got roughed up pushing through the
crowd on the way to the market.
358
00:22:44,547 --> 00:22:46,090
That kebab line is no joke.
359
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:49,593
- Hello?
- Hello, hello? Who is this?
360
00:22:49,677 --> 00:22:52,138
This is Jolene in Pain Management.
361
00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:55,174
Oh, Jolene! Oh, my God, Jolene.
362
00:22:55,258 --> 00:22:56,434
Hey, let's go.
363
00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:59,520
It's time for the smooth,
summer sounds of Full Sail.
364
00:23:00,062 --> 00:23:01,355
Schneider made me say that.
365
00:23:01,855 --> 00:23:04,150
Wait! Let me warm up my voice
before the show.
366
00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:05,443
Boo...
367
00:23:05,526 --> 00:23:06,819
Yep, I'm good.
368
00:23:08,737 --> 00:23:09,822
What happened to Tad?
369
00:23:09,905 --> 00:23:11,990
Would you like me to transfer
you to Tad? One moment.
370
00:23:12,075 --> 00:23:15,035
No, no, no! No! I want you, Jolene.
371
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:16,495
Can I help you?
372
00:23:16,579 --> 00:23:19,707
Yes, ma'am. Oh! I'm so excited.
373
00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:22,793
I'm sorry, I don't mean to fangirl out,
but you are Jolene.
374
00:23:23,794 --> 00:23:24,879
Yes, I am.
375
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:26,480
Whoo!
376
00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:29,133
It has been a trip getting to you, mama.
377
00:23:29,383 --> 00:23:32,511
Okay, so I just want to make
an appointment with the chiropractor.
378
00:23:32,595 --> 00:23:34,597
- So if you have anything for next week..
- I'm sorry.
379
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,682
You're gonna have to
call back on Monday.
380
00:23:38,476 --> 00:23:40,936
- Why can't you help me now?
- I have to go.
381
00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:43,772
Okay.
382
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,900
I... I don't mean to be difficult.
383
00:23:46,984 --> 00:23:48,652
Still a huge fan.
384
00:23:48,736 --> 00:23:51,155
But isn't the VA open until 5:00?
385
00:23:51,239 --> 00:23:56,494
It is, but if I don't catch the
4:30 bus, I have to take the 4:45.
386
00:23:57,411 --> 00:23:58,412
So...
387
00:24:01,999 --> 00:24:04,418
I've been trying to get in contact
with you for a month.
388
00:24:04,502 --> 00:24:06,837
You can't take five minutes
to help me out?
389
00:24:06,921 --> 00:24:10,424
Well, you don't understand.
I have to leave.
390
00:24:12,426 --> 00:24:14,595
Well, then, walk me through it, Jolene.
391
00:24:14,678 --> 00:24:16,305
Because I don't understand.
392
00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:18,307
What I do understand is...
393
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,601
I went to war, I got hurt.
394
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:24,563
And when I came back, there was
supposed be an organization set up
395
00:24:24,647 --> 00:24:27,858
to help me and other veterans
get the help we need.
396
00:24:27,941 --> 00:24:32,613
So I don't get why it's so hard
to make a simple appointment.
397
00:24:32,696 --> 00:24:34,240
And I'm one of the lucky ones.
398
00:24:34,615 --> 00:24:40,454
My husband has bad knees,
a bad back and traumatic brain injury.
399
00:24:41,372 --> 00:24:42,915
He's not getting help.
400
00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:48,962
Partly because he's a stubborn ass, but
mostly because of this insane process.
401
00:24:49,046 --> 00:24:52,300
And because he's not getting help,
he almost did something stupid.
402
00:24:53,509 --> 00:24:57,263
I lost someone in my unit
because she did do something stupid.
403
00:24:57,346 --> 00:25:01,058
So, please, enlighten me, Jolene,
404
00:25:01,141 --> 00:25:04,061
as to why helping soldiers
is less important
405
00:25:04,144 --> 00:25:06,355
than you catching your goddamn bus.
406
00:25:08,357 --> 00:25:10,150
Hold, please.
407
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,762
I have set a chiropractor appointment
408
00:25:38,846 --> 00:25:41,599
for Alvarez, Penelope, 2294,
409
00:25:41,682 --> 00:25:45,018
next Monday at 11:00 a.m. with Dr. Pearl
410
00:25:45,102 --> 00:25:46,395
Will that work for you, ma'am?
411
00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:48,481
Yes, that would be great.
412
00:25:48,564 --> 00:25:50,140
Thank you so mu...
413
00:25:53,694 --> 00:25:54,987
Classic Jolene.
414
00:25:57,865 --> 00:26:00,033
Yeah!
415
00:26:00,117 --> 00:26:01,827
¡Ay! Okay.
416
00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:03,746
That was a bit too much.
417
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:07,833
Ah! Yeah!
418
00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:10,419
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
419
00:26:19,595 --> 00:26:20,679
Yeah.
420
00:26:20,763 --> 00:26:22,055
All right.
421
00:26:23,056 --> 00:26:26,143
Ahoy, Echo Parrrk!
422
00:26:27,811 --> 00:26:29,688
We be Full Sail!
423
00:26:29,772 --> 00:26:32,024
Boo!
424
00:26:32,107 --> 00:26:33,359
Come on, Elena!
425
00:26:37,488 --> 00:26:40,908
♪ It's not in the way that you hold me ♪
426
00:26:41,950 --> 00:26:45,454
♪ It's not in the way you say you care ♪
427
00:26:46,997 --> 00:26:50,668
♪ It's not in the way you look
Or the things that you say that you do ♪
428
00:26:50,751 --> 00:26:52,085
♪ Hold the line ♪
429
00:26:52,169 --> 00:26:53,296
Oh!
430
00:26:54,422 --> 00:26:57,925
♪ Love isn't always on time ♪
431
00:27:01,118 --> 00:27:03,118
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