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Somebody smells nice.
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I pretended to buy makeup...
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...so I could swipe perfume samples
at Macy's.
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Looks like the forecast
is cloudy with a chance of doing it.
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Can you guys go somewhere else...
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...to talk about Christy
banging my brother?
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No one's banging anyone.
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We decided to get
to know each other first.
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I'm sorry, but having sex...
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...is how you get to know each other.
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If I could carry the TV
into the kitchen, I would.
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All I'm saying is...
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...there's a real danger
in waiting, Christy.
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You could develop serious feelings
for Patrick...
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...and then find out
he's got a crooked unit.
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Well, that wouldn't matter to me.
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All right. It's already too late.
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Help us out here, Adam.
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You guys grew up together.
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Bathing, skinny-dipping...
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Is there anything exotic
or unorthodox in the swimsuit area?
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If death took me right now,
I would not hate it.
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So, where are we going?
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Well, Christy, as you may have gleaned,
I am something of a planner.
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So I made two dinner reservations...
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at equally fine restaurants,
and you get to pick.
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You made reservations,
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you're not married,
you're not wearing cargo shorts.
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I'm getting a little dizzy.
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Well, before you pass out,
here are your choices.
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Steak house known for their prime rib,
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seafood place known for their lobster.
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Steak house.
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Lobster freaks me out.
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It's a giant sea bug
and I'm not having it.
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Right?
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Sometimes they make
you pick out your own.
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I don't want to decide which one dies.
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Who made me lobster God?
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Speaking of giant sea bugs, it's my mom.
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Watch. This is my most favorite thing
in the world.
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Ignore.
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Really? Most favorite?
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Mine's water slides.
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Oh, for God's sake, Mom.
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Sorry, I better take this.
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I'm on a date, which you know.
Why are you calling?
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Oh, okay.
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I'll be right there.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna need a rain check.
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My friend Marjorie's husband
had a stroke.
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He just collapsed,
right there in the hall.
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Well, you got him
to the hospital right away.
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That's always the most important thing.
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Yes. That's the important thing.
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That and life insurance.
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Mom.
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He can't get coverage now.
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A word.
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We'll be right back.
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What is wrong with you?
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What? That's a legitimate question.
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Have you priced a casket lately?
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Have you?
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Yeah, when you had that cough
that wouldn't go away.
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Okay, from now on,
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if you have the urge
to say something, don't.
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So I'm just supposed to sit there?
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No. Try to be helpful.
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Offer her a cup of tea or something.
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I'll try, but I know a thing or two...
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...about freezing a dead guy's head,
so if there's a lull...
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...I might bring it up.
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Wendy, how is he?
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He's out of surgery and stable.
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Oh, thank God.
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Oh, that's great news.
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Stable is good.
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Can I see him?
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In a few hours, when we move him to ICU.
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Oh, so I guess what Victor's saying is,
"I-C-U in a few hours."
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Would you like some tea?
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Pass me the popcorn.
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You ate it all.
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Why would you hand me an empty bowl?
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'Cause I wanted you
to know that I ate it all.
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Well, to that I say,
why are you hitting yourself,
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why are you hitting yourself?
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Quit it!
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What a...?
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So, what are we supposed to do?
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Stay up all night? What's the plan?
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-Plan?
-Yeah.
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Dude, you're in Plunkettville.
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There are no plans.
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What does that mean?
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This is how it works when you date
an aggressively sober woman.
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They have a lot of friends
with a lot of problems...
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...and they show up
for everything together.
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When there's a crisis,
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they shine the AA signal on a cloud.
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And then they're gone for hours.
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So they're like superheroes
with a weakness for gin?
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Pretty much.
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AA is kind of Bonnie
and Christy's whole life,
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but I found a way to work around it.
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I got Bonnie to do her meetings
on Monday night,
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Thursday night and Sunday night.
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You found a way
to watch prime-time football...
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...and make it look like a favor.
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I told my buddies at the sports bar.
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They're thinking of building me a shrine.
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You deserve one.
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Yeah, and I always have
a designated driver,
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but I'm not supposed to be
too happy about it...
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...or it's a red flag.
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Bonnie.
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She says that Victor's stable,
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but that they're gonna spend the night
in the hospital with Marjorie.
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Oh, well, maybe I should go over there
and bring Christy a change of clothes.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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-No way.
-Well, why not?
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Because if you bring Christy something,
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I got to bring Bonnie something
or I look like a tool.
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You are a tool.
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Sneak attack.
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Hey, how's Victor doing?
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I thought you were on a silent retreat.
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I am.
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But I'm worried about Marjorie
and I'm dying to talk.
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My thoughts have been
all bottled up in my head...
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...and it's making me.
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Jill?
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Sorry.
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Shaman Gary came into the Zen garden.
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He is such a narc.
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Victor is stable. That's all we know.
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Oh, thank God.
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Is that a vending machine behind you?
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Do they have Funyuns?
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Last night I dreamed about Funyuns.
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Except they were six feet tall
and kissing me.
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I'm telling you,
nothing's getting satisfied here.
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Oh, Gary's back.
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I got to hide you in my bra.
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Is it just me or does it look
like she hasn't lost a pound?
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If anything, her face looks rounder.
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Hey, I'm still here.
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Hey, Marjorie, what'd they say?
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They told me to hope for the best
and prepare for the worst.
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Might not be able to walk or talk.
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Oh, my God.
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Well...
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...whatever happens,
you won't face it alone.
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You have friends you can count on.
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Thanks, Christy.
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I'll be happy to help, too.
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I'm actually quite good
at taking care of sick people.
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Since when?
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I thought I could just say it
and you'd believe me.
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Sometimes it works 'cause I'm tall.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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-Patrick.
-What are you doing here?
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Oh, he wanted to bring Christy
some clothes...
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...and I didn't want to show up
empty-handed,
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so here's that Sudoku
you've been working on...
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...for the last year.
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Really sorry to hear about your husband.
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Thank you.
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This is Adam's brother, Patrick.
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Hi. I wish we were meeting
under better circumstances.
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Thanks.
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And I'm sorry I ruined your evening.
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You know, why don't you two go down
to the cafeteria...
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and grab a bite to eat?
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-You sure?
-I'm sure.
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Okay.
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If you made reservations
at the cafeteria,
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I'm gonna be so impressed.
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I called. They don't take 'em.
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Couldn't have grabbed a pencil?
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It's never enough, is it?
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I bet that fancy steak house
didn't serve egg salad...
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...with an ice cream scoop.
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Well, I think it'll pair nicely
with your Mr. Pibb.
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Hospital sushi.
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I see you have a taste for adventure.
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And our five minutes of peace are over.
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Don't mind me. I'm not here to spy.
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I just had to get Marjorie another tea.
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Oh, God, what did you say?
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I just asked hypothetically
if Victor died,
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did she think she would die
very quickly afterward?
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-Seriously?
-Drop the eyebrow, Missy.
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It's a thing, like penguins.
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Anyway, you kids have fun.
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Thank you for being so understanding...
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...through all of this.
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No problem.
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Okay.
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Something really sexy
is about to happen right now.
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Oh, that, salmon roll
tasted like a penny.
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Would you like some room-temperature
egg salad?
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No, thanks. I'm really just here
for the company.
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So...
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...can we go
to a real dinner tomorrow night?
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Well, I'd love to, but I actually have
to get back home tomorrow.
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Well, I...
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You know, I knew that eventually,
you would have to get back, but...
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...I'm gonna miss you.
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I'm gonna miss you, too, but...
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...it's not like I live in Australia.
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That's true.
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Santa Cruz is only
a three-hour-and-12-minute drive.
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I might have Googled us door-to-door.
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Yeah. Did I give you my address?
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Look, a lot of Googling has gone on.
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Well, I'm in no position to judge.
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I've Googled you, too.
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Oh, yeah, by the way, nice mug shot.
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Was my hair in a ponytail or down?
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Ponytail.
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Yeah, that's the good one.
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So...
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...do you think we should try
the long-distance thing?
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I'm game.
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But while I've got you here...
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You do kind of taste like a penny.
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There is literally no way out of here.
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Ten minutes, and we're out of...
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Hey!
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Is this a good time?
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Sure. Come on in.
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We know you've got your hands full,
so we brought you dinner.
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And a card, from everyone
at the Monday night meeting.
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Pardon my "happy birthday."
I didn't know what I was signing.
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Thank you for this.
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And for dinner.
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I haven't been able to leave the house
since Victor came home.
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How's he doing?
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Sleeping now.
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This is when I catch up on everything
I can't do when I'm with him.
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So, how's it going with you ladies?
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I could really use
something else to think about.
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Well, I know we're supposed
to keep it anonymous,
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but Rod Stewart came to our meeting.
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It was not Rod Stewart.
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It was a woman with a bad haircut
and an English accent.
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And you just described Rod Stewart.
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Christy, how's it going with Patrick?
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Oh, we've been texting
the past couple weeks,
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but it's hard.
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Well, one way or another,
love is always hard.
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Why are you pretending
to be a pharmacist...
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...from the 1850s?
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Because he's still having trouble
swallowing,
258
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,224
...so I have to crush up his meds
and give them to him...
259
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:50,047
...through the tube in his stomach.
260
00:12:51,795 --> 00:12:52,886
It's gonna get better.
261
00:12:53,549 --> 00:12:54,822
I hope so.
262
00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:56,921
You need to get out of here for a while.
263
00:12:58,164 --> 00:13:00,822
Yeah. A meeting and a pedicure, stat.
264
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,706
Boy, that sounds so good.
265
00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:04,257
I can't leave him.
266
00:13:04,977 --> 00:13:06,708
You have to take care of yourself, too.
267
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,183
Yeah, it's like that whole thing
on the airplane...
268
00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:11,022
...when you got to put your mask on first
before you put it on the kid.
269
00:13:11,535 --> 00:13:13,478
But you're supposed
to put it on me eventually.
270
00:13:14,439 --> 00:13:16,672
You made it to Orlando. Let it go.
271
00:13:18,104 --> 00:13:19,133
Okay, here's the plan.
272
00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,816
You take Marjorie out,
I'll hold down the fort.
273
00:13:22,108 --> 00:13:23,180
Oh, boy.
274
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,397
Maybe you're right,
I could use a change of scenery.
275
00:13:26,481 --> 00:13:27,984
Are you sure you can handle Victor?
276
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,094
Of course.
277
00:13:29,178 --> 00:13:30,229
Okay.
278
00:13:30,313 --> 00:13:31,856
He's gonna wake up soon.
279
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,860
These are the doctor's instructions.
280
00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:35,240
Okay.
281
00:13:36,305 --> 00:13:37,422
Okay.
282
00:13:38,372 --> 00:13:39,853
Okay.
283
00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:42,061
Okay. You got this, Christy.
284
00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:50,750
I can't believe you left me there
all afternoon.
285
00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:53,728
Hey. My day wasn't exactly
a picnic, either.
286
00:13:57,435 --> 00:13:59,304
You're seriously trying to compare...
287
00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:01,930
...caring for a stroke victim
to a Mani-pedi?
288
00:14:02,014 --> 00:14:03,552
Have you seen Marjorie's feet?
289
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,922
I've never even seen her
in open-toed shoes.
290
00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:10,258
Well, there's a reason.
291
00:14:10,738 --> 00:14:11,848
Yikes.
292
00:14:15,218 --> 00:14:16,822
This must be so hard for her.
293
00:14:17,863 --> 00:14:20,595
One minute you're in love,
you've got a partner,
294
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:23,345
and the next you're caring
for somebody...
295
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,935
...who's completely helpless.
296
00:14:25,218 --> 00:14:26,334
It's so sad.
297
00:14:30,898 --> 00:14:33,151
She has one toenail that looks
like the roof of a shed.
298
00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:39,992
I just want to take
a nice, hot Purell bath...
299
00:14:40,076 --> 00:14:42,474
...and look at those otters
holding hands on YouTube.
300
00:14:43,211 --> 00:14:44,900
My favorite part
is when they get separated,
301
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,175
then they reach back for each other.
302
00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:47,901
Right? They're making a choice.
303
00:14:49,994 --> 00:14:50,946
Hey.
304
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,349
Oh, my God, Patrick!
305
00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:54,701
-Hi.
-Hi.
306
00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:57,612
What are you doing here?
307
00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:00,361
Well, I realized something
I didn't like about Santa Cruz.
308
00:15:00,445 --> 00:15:01,462
Too many hippies?
309
00:15:01,547 --> 00:15:02,996
Not enough hippies? What?
310
00:15:03,262 --> 00:15:04,098
You weren't there.
311
00:15:04,182 --> 00:15:05,799
Oh, what a cheeseball.
312
00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:09,924
Maybe, but I like it.
313
00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:14,175
You know, I wouldn't mind
a little cheese every now and then.
314
00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:16,579
Go away for two weeks,
let's see what happens.
315
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:21,394
Hey, so, how about I finally take you out
to that fancy dinner?
316
00:15:22,895 --> 00:15:25,338
Give me time to take a shower
and make myself pretty.
317
00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:27,333
Oh, well, you're already pretty.
318
00:15:29,408 --> 00:15:31,767
See? That right there, be like that.
319
00:15:38,215 --> 00:15:39,137
Hey.
320
00:15:39,544 --> 00:15:40,452
Hey.
321
00:15:40,537 --> 00:15:42,199
Didn't expect you home tonight.
322
00:15:42,283 --> 00:15:43,919
Yeah. If you'd have been
ten minutes earlier,
323
00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:45,305
you would have seen...
324
00:15:46,702 --> 00:15:47,973
Anyway, welcome home.
325
00:15:49,077 --> 00:15:50,919
Would it kill you to throw down a towel?
326
00:15:52,897 --> 00:15:54,849
Why aren't you back
at Patrick's hotel room...
327
00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,287
...throwing down your own towel?
328
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,810
After dinner, things got kind of awkward.
329
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,987
Then he said he was tired
and dropped me off.
330
00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:04,090
What happened?
331
00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:06,185
It's not that big a deal.
332
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,998
We were talking,
he asked me about my day,
333
00:16:09,082 --> 00:16:11,079
and I told him
about taking care of Victor.
334
00:16:11,415 --> 00:16:12,549
What's wrong with that?
335
00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:14,787
Then I mentioned...
336
00:16:14,871 --> 00:16:17,453
...that I could see myself
taking care of Patrick...
337
00:16:17,537 --> 00:16:18,790
...if he has a stroke when he's old.
338
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:20,375
Yikes! What...?
339
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,110
What is wrong with you?
340
00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:23,406
I thought you liked him.
341
00:16:24,947 --> 00:16:26,803
And I may have used the word "diaper."
342
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:28,505
Oh, my God!
343
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:30,408
But this is all 30 years from now!
344
00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:31,709
You said 30 years?
345
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:34,136
Wow, I don't usually think of you
as stupid.
346
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,806
We've been together two years,
and we're engaged,
347
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,590
and we don't talk about the future.
348
00:16:40,674 --> 00:16:42,792
Six hours in advance, that's our max.
349
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:43,791
Yeah.
350
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,806
Watch. What are we doing tomorrow night?
351
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:46,775
I'll tell you tomorrow.
352
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,107
Do you think I scared him?
353
00:16:51,191 --> 00:16:52,678
Like a clown in a sewer.
354
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,186
Thanks, Mom.
355
00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:59,567
Our little girl's gonna die alone.
356
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:09,819
Hey.
357
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:10,993
-Hi.
-Hi.
358
00:17:11,077 --> 00:17:13,079
I intercepted your room service order.
359
00:17:14,144 --> 00:17:16,254
I didn't order anything,
so you better come in quick.
360
00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:25,680
So, you're probably wondering
why I'm here.
361
00:17:25,764 --> 00:17:28,596
Oh, you mean you didn't just come by
to steal some...
362
00:17:29,076 --> 00:17:31,073
What is that? Huevos rancheros?
363
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:35,540
I just wanted to apologize
for last night.
364
00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:38,531
I was trying to tell you about my day,
365
00:17:38,615 --> 00:17:40,539
and suddenly,
I was 30 years in the future...
366
00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:42,579
...and kind of dragging you along
with me.
367
00:17:42,869 --> 00:17:46,014
Well, I have to admit,
it did freak me out a little bit.
368
00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:47,234
I know.
369
00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:48,364
I'm so sorry.
370
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:49,782
Well, you got to understand, I'm just...
371
00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:51,560
...getting out of a long marriage,
372
00:17:51,644 --> 00:17:54,167
and I haven't been alone since I was 19.
373
00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:56,766
-I get it. I get it.
-Yeah.
374
00:17:56,851 --> 00:17:58,155
You want to play the field.
375
00:17:58,239 --> 00:17:59,720
You want to see what's out there.
376
00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:02,995
You want to cross some things off
your sex bucket list.
377
00:18:04,226 --> 00:18:06,428
I don't know what a sex bucket is...
378
00:18:07,697 --> 00:18:09,580
...but yeah, that was basically the plan.
379
00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:11,690
And then I met you, and...
380
00:18:12,877 --> 00:18:14,269
I guess what really scares me
381
00:18:14,353 --> 00:18:16,691
is that you weren't the only one thinking
about the future.
382
00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:18,461
I wasn't?
383
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,111
No. I mean, I mean...
384
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:21,803
We haven't even slept together.
385
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:26,656
I saw this cute little beach house,
and I thought to myself,
386
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,023
"Maybe Christy and I should live there."
387
00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:36,435
Your fantasy has a beach house.
388
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,584
Mine has you in a diaper.
389
00:18:41,399 --> 00:18:42,349
Yeah, mine's better.
390
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,122
But equally terrifying.
391
00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:53,284
You're as crazy as I am and...
392
00:18:54,017 --> 00:18:55,411
...that's kind of reassuring.
393
00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:04,445
You know what? I'd better go.
394
00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:06,395
I don't want to wreck this relationship.
395
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,197
Yeah. Me neither.
396
00:19:08,702 --> 00:19:09,667
Maybe we just should...
397
00:19:10,395 --> 00:19:11,313
...take it slow.
398
00:19:11,925 --> 00:19:13,722
-Probably a good idea.
-Yeah.
399
00:19:22,282 --> 00:19:23,637
So, this beach house...
400
00:19:24,322 --> 00:19:26,015
...is it big enough for my mom and Adam?
401
00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:28,523
If there's a guest room,
I'll board it up.
402
00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:30,492
Oh, God, that's hot.
403
00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:35,366
-All right.
-All right.
404
00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:36,909
-Okay, I'm gonna go, yes.
-Yes. Okay.
405
00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:38,145
All right. I'll see you.
406
00:19:40,986 --> 00:19:41,889
Okay.
407
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:42,916
Goodbye.
408
00:19:43,221 --> 00:19:44,056
-Bye.
-Bye.
409
00:19:57,939 --> 00:20:00,280
Thanks for being here,
Bonnie, you're a big help.
410
00:20:00,587 --> 00:20:01,528
You're welcome.
411
00:20:01,761 --> 00:20:02,723
And I want you to know...
412
00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:05,623
...I'm really working on saying
appropriate things when I'm here.
413
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,596
Good for you.
414
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,513
In fact...
415
00:20:08,969 --> 00:20:12,818
I've even written some down
that I think are not only positive,
416
00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:14,551
but hopefully of some comfort.
417
00:20:16,402 --> 00:20:19,414
"Despite your crushing exhaustion,
you don't look that bad."
418
00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:21,769
Thank you.
419
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:24,862
"Now you have a built-in excuse
to avoid unappealing events,"
420
00:20:24,946 --> 00:20:26,457
"like children's birthday parties."
421
00:20:27,328 --> 00:20:28,828
I'll keep that in mind.
422
00:20:28,912 --> 00:20:29,876
Here's a good one.
423
00:20:30,370 --> 00:20:32,675
"I was at first frightened
when I looked at Victor,"
424
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,481
"but now I am less so."
425
00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:37,923
You know what? I'm just gonna focus...
426
00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:40,715
...on the fact that you cared enough
to write a list.
427
00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:41,842
I have four more.
428
00:20:41,926 --> 00:20:43,459
-Just make me some tea.
-Okay.
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