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(TV) "..break free of the atmosphere,
a rocket ship must attain speeds
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of 25,000mph." Bull! If they went
that fast they'd be squashed
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in the back of their seats!
They wouldn't float around!
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You're confusing acceleration
with velocity. You feel it at first,
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but once you're up to speed,
you don't notice. Right now
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we're on a planet spinning at
1,000mph. That's rotational velocity.
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We're also travelling around the sun
at almost 67,000mph. The solar system
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is hurtling through the galaxy which
is hurtling away from other galaxies cos the universe is expanding.
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Wee-ee-ee-ee!
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Yes, no
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Maybe
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I don't know
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Can you repeat the question?
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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and you're not so big!
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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and you're not so big!
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Life is unfair!
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'(RUSTLING)'
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Did you hear that?
(MUMBLES) Firing jets, Captain.
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Somebody's breaking in!
I'll do it in the morning.
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'(BANGING)'
(GASPS) What was that?
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Oh, my God!
Hal! I'll get him, Lois!
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Ah! Argh!
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(GRUNTS / WHIMPERS)
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(CLANGING)
Got him!
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(PANTS)
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(POLICE RADIO) What would've happened
if Reese didn't knock him out?
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He would've seen our TV and stereo
and known he'd made a mistake. Let go of my arm!
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He came through the window right
in front of us! I can't explain it.
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It was like we were paralysed. My
son Reese came in swinging this bat!
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He saved us all! Yeah, it's a good
thing Reese got to him before I did.
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And, er, where were you, sir?
I was in bed. Trapped in bed.
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My wife insists
on tucking in the corners.
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I mean, really tucking them in!
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I saw his head. It looked like
a fat pitch sitting over the plate.
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If only there were more
kids like you
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our streets would be a lot safer.
Thanks. You look familiar.
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Did you ever participate
in our ride-along programme? Sorta.
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It's like being in a straitjacket!
You twist, and twist, and you can't
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shake the damn sheets loose! The
important thing is we caught him.
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Let me show you. Follow me to the
bedroom and I'll tuck you in. Sir!
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You don't tuck in police officers.
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Craig, I got your lunch. Sorry
I'm late. I picked up the burgers.
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I had to drive across town to get
your chicken from Nugget World!
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I thought you said you wanted
to help me lead a normal life!
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Did you get the extra mayo?
Yes! From which place?
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When are you getting a nurse? Well,
it's just that I've been so busy
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with having my arms and legs broken
when your kid's dog chased me
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out in traffic(!) I can't sleep
knowing the trauma my cat suffers
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staying at mother's.
And all the forehead sticks I used learning to go to the bathroom.
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Craig, the insurance company gave
you money for a nurse! Oh, Lois,
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poor, sweet, money-wasting Lois.
I've got something better.
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Oliver!
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(TITTERS)
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Oh, my God! It's a monkey!
It's a helper monkey.
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They're highly trained. They donate
them to the permanently disabled.
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You're not permanently disabled!
(For six weeks he thinks I am!)
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Craig, I am not taking care
of you and a wild animal! It's not a wild animal.
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It's a capuchin monkey.
They're nature's butlers.
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I've got a good one, too. His
brother worked for Stephen Hawking.
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(TITTERS)
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When was the last time
this thing was cleaned?
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(ALL SCREAM)
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This is the worst job in the world!
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Why do we put up with this?
I'm still paying off law school.
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Everybody, clear out. You're fired.
What?! The camp's closing.
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They cut down the last tree.
Anyone want a picture with it?
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A mining company bought the land.
You gotta leave today.
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We're out without notice?!
It's the circle of life here.
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They cut down the trees, then
the mining company strips the land.
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Then they'll turn what's left
into a nuclear waste dump
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to wean ourselves from our
unhealthy dependence on foreign oil!
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Well, I guess I'm gonna have
to move back in with my parents.
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They gave me a tour of the station!
The mirrors in the interrogation room are two-way!
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It's good thing
they didn't have that before!
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"For heroism and meritorious
action." I'm so proud of you!
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Dewey, are you gonna be able to go to
sleep now? You saw all the policemen
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and how strong the bars are!
Yeah, but - And the police station
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is too big for a helicopter to carry
it away to a hideout under the sea!
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But - No buts, Dewey! That guy is in
a jail cell. He's not going anywhere.
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With our legal system, he's probably
back on the streets right now. (GASPS) Dewey!
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Mom, Dad, this has got me thinking.
Usually those cops are throwing me
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in the back of their squad cars.
But today they were clapping for me.
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You're a real hero! It was
really cool! Protecting you guys!
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Saving your lives.
Thanks again. It's made me realise
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for the first time in my life
I know what my purpose is.
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I think I've found my calling.
Mom, Dad, I wanna be a pig.
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'Go... to sleep!'
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I'm still scared. Read me a story.
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Please?
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I've already read you every book
in this place. Please?
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(SIGHS)
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"Aardvark, a burrowing mammal
of Southern Africa."
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"Myocardium, the muscle tissue
of the heart."
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(SCREAMS)
It's alright! It's alright!
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It was me turning off the light.
Where are ya?
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(CRASHING)
I knew you'd be back!
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Come on, you sonofa-!
(CRASHING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Sorry.
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Go back to sleep.
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(SIGHS)
Come and go.
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(CHUCKLES) It turns out it was
all a simple misunderstanding!
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(LAUGHS)
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It's Larry who should've gotten
the spin-off show, not the Ropers.
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Huh, Oliver? (CHUCKLES) Oh, Lois,
you're not drinking your tea.
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Oliver, Lois takes sugar in her tea.
One lump.
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I usually like to thank him
when he does something right.
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Um,... thank you, Oliver.
(TITTERS) Isn't he amazing?
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He makes the bed, does dishes,
even changes his own diaper! Oliver!
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Temple massage.
(TITTERS)
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Ahhh!
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Ah! This is about
as good as it gets!
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Lois, you want some of this?
I have to go!
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Ahh! Ahhhh! He's like
a frail geisha. (CHILDREN CHATTER)
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Chah-bloogh!
Hey, what's going on here?
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We're playin'. It's getting a little
loud. This is a nice neighbourhood.
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Let's keep it that way.
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Stay in school.
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Hey! Where are your helmets? That's
not safe! Who the hell are you?!
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(GRUNTS)
Ouch!
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Ow!
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See? You should be more careful.
Play safe. Be smart.
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Did you get the job? It was a dumb
idea auditioning for a cruise ship.
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What kind of piano player can't play
Cabaret?! This is useless!
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We have to go where there's work!
No! Something will come up.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR) (We're not here!)
What?! We know you're in there!
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What's wrong? We served your
eviction notice 30 days ago.
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You must leave. What? Why didn't you
tell me? Because it's not happening!
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The tribal council made a deal.
You're getting a settlement.
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Part of a settlement. One-fifteenth
of your property is on tribal land.
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We'll live in the other part
of the house. You can't do that.
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This area's gonna be
an arsenic containment-basin.
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Nobody's stealing my property!
Let's just all cool down.
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Er, you may actually not wanna touch
her. Don't tell me how to do my job.
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Alright, missy,
let's get one thing straight.
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(GRUNTS)
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What time is it? Ah, damn!
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It's too dark to see my Rolex!
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No matter, I'll just take out
the maximum amount
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and everything will be fine.
Yeah, that ought to do it.
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Now, where did I park my Bentley?
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Damn, my inability
to see in the dark! Hey!
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Can I help you with something?
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Your money's hanging out of your
pocket. This is a bad neighbourhood!
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Thank you.
(CLANGING)
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(CLANGING)
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Ohh, that lasagne smells good!
It took you long enough.
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Did you have to fly to Italy to get
it? Never mind. Let's dig in.
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(SIZZLING)
Argh! Ohh! Hah! Hot! Hot!
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Hot! Let's just let it cool down
a little bit. Ow! Oh!
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What is this?
(TITTERS) (SPLUTTERS)
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Oh, hot! Tongue!
Please, God, no! Water!
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(TITTERS)
Water! Good monkey!
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Closer. Closer!
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(CHOKES)
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Ahh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
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(You're out!) (I was safe!)
(Out!) (Safe!)
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(CLANGING) It looks like someone
smashed up your trash cans
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pretty good. If you brought them in
on time it wouldn't happen.
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Oliver! Is my milk shake ready?
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It was supposed to be ready
an hour ago!
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If it's warm, you can go ahead
and drink it cos I won't!
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Alright, I will! Where is it?!
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Oliver?
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(TITTERS)
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You know, I've changed my mind. I'm
not in the mood for milk shake now.
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(SCREECHES) Oh, well! Since you did
go to all that trouble! (SOBS)
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Mmmm! Good!
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(TV) "Another perfect landing -
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)" (SOBS)
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Well, I've been awake
for a week straight.
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The first 96 hours were tough, but
I'm starting to get my second wind.
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Who needs sleep anyway?
It's just a waste of time.
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They say that Tommy Citizen,
he only got, like,...
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..well, he didn't...
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What was I talking about? Never mind.
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Craig, I can't stay long.
I've got your mail.
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Jeez, it's boiling in here! Really?
I hadn't noticed anything!
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Ah-hah! I'm just having a pleasant
afternoon home here with Oliver!
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(Lois, that monkey
is out to get me!)
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What?! He tried to poison me! He's
trying to cook me alive! He's evil!
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An animal with a brain the size of a
piece of gum is running your house.
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You're paranoid!
I am NOT paranoid!
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I've seen him staring at me
when I'm pretending to be asleep!
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(He's chewed my brake cables!)
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(You must get me out of here!)
You are not staying with me!
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That monkey is not -
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
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Lois, you tell such amusing stories!
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Shhh! You are getting
a real nurse tomorrow.
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(TYRES SCREECH)
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(HORN BLARES)
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What are ya doin'? I was waitin' for
that spot! Ohh, you got a problem
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with me, pal? Oh-hoh! Bring it on!
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You want it, you've got it!
I'll kick your ass!
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You think I'm afraid of you?
I am NOT afraid!
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No-one's tucked in now!
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Just give me 30 seconds!
I'll beat you like I was your daddy!
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I am gonna pound your head
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out through your butt
and then I'm gonna make you kiss it!
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I am very sorry, sir!
Oh, yeah, you're gonna be sorry!
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Where ya goin'?
You running away, little girl?
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Come out here and fight like a man!
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Hey, Mom, what are you doing?
Unloading the groceries.
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You're a little far on the sidewalk,
aren't you? Who cares? Grab a bag.
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You have to leave the sidewalk free.
Stop stalling and help unload.
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Are you walking away from me?!
Excuse me?!
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You can't leave your car here. I'll
leave it wherever I wanna leave it.
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Well, I'd hate to see
anything happen to your car.
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Just bring in the bags, Reese.
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(SIRENS WAIL)
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Officer in need of assistance!
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QUICKLY!
OFFICER IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE!
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(SNORES)
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(CREAKING)
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(SNORES VIGOROUSLY)
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(TITTERS)
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(SNORES / WHIMPERS)
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"(DIALLING TONE)"
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Ohhh! "(RINGING)"
"911, emergency."
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(This is Craig Feldspar.)
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00:16:18,669 --> 00:16:23,028
(You've got to help me! My monkey
butler is trying to kill me!)
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00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,457
(I don't know
how much time I have...)
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(GASPS)
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That lawyer was an idiot! Are you
kidding? A $50 fine was a bargain!
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It cost ten times that to wire the
deputy's jaw shut. He deserved it!
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00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:43,806
This is not helping. Here's the
settlement. Use it to pay your fine.
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I'm not paying a fine! I'm getting a
real lawyer and taking it to trial!
233
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That'd take months!
There is a bulldozer in the yard!
234
00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:56,638
It's gonna flatten this house!
I'm not scared of a bulldozer.
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The bulldozer doesn't care if you're
scared! It will still crush you!
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00:17:01,243 --> 00:17:05,922
We have to leave! I can't.
Why are you so scared to leave? I don't know!
237
00:17:05,739 --> 00:17:11,898
Francis, I've been
on this reservation my whole life.
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00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,215
I don't know anything else.
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00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,715
I'm just a hick. I'm not like you!
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00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:21,452
I can't just pick up and start
a new life whenever I need to.
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00:17:21,263 --> 00:17:23,942
I'm not as brave as you, OK?
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00:17:23,837 --> 00:17:28,236
Brave?! (LAUGHS) I'm not brave!
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00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:32,103
I just didn't know any better! What?
If I had had any idea
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of how horrible it was up here,
I never would've come!
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00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:40,000
And I never would have met you.
I'm not brave. I'm stupid and lucky.
246
00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:46,013
You're with me now so my stupid luck
will take care of you.
247
00:17:49,312 --> 00:17:53,551
Hopefully one-fifteenth of a share
will pay off our fine
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and maybe buy us a bus ticket.
Oh, my God! What?
249
00:17:56,921 --> 00:18:00,680
Oh, my God! That's more
than I made all last year!
250
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See, this is what I'm talking about!
Oh!
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(WHIRRING)
Craig, are you in there?
252
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,040
Craig?! What happened?!
253
00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:16,927
Behind you!
254
00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:21,503
(CLANG) Urgh! Huh? Oh! What the hell
is wrong with that monkey?!
255
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:26,240
He's crazy! Well, he picked
the wrong guy to mess with!
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(CRASHING) OH!
Oh, no! God, please, no!
257
00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:31,506
(CRASHING) Pick up Craig!
258
00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,425
No, leave me! Save yourself!
259
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:37,946
I am not gonna leave you, buddy!
(CRASHING) Ah! (GRUNTS)
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You'll be safe here.
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00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,871
Oh!
(CRASHING) Oh!
262
00:18:48,525 --> 00:18:51,485
(WHIMPERS) Dammit! (CRASHING) >
Ow! (CRASHING)
263
00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:56,883
(CRASHING) Not my Romulus!
(TITTERS) (CRASHING)
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Hah!
265
00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:05,778
(SCREECHES)
266
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,594
(SPUTTERS) Oh! Oh! Ohh!
Ooomph!
267
00:19:23,952 --> 00:19:27,392
(SOBS) I wouldn't have pictured it
ending like this!
268
00:19:28,678 --> 00:19:29,997
Huh?
269
00:19:29,946 --> 00:19:32,025
'(SCREECHES)'
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00:19:31,944 --> 00:19:35,783
Take that,
you damn dirty helper monkey!
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00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,032
(SOBS)
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So, where do you wanna go?
I don't care. All I know
273
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is we've got $2,000 left
and a car pointed south. (GIGGLES)
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Dah
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Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah
276
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Dah-dah, dah, doo-doo do
277
00:19:52,386 --> 00:19:58,065
Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah
Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah
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00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:01,162
(YAWNS)
Read it to me again, Dad!
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(CHUCKLES) OK, son.
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00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:06,524
"Local man subdues monkey."
281
00:20:06,411 --> 00:20:10,410
"A disabled man
was saved by a local hero
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when he was..."
283
00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:17,288
Oh.
I can't believe it!
284
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:22,131
Dewey's finally fallen asleep! I'm
11 hours away from the world record.
285
00:20:21,935 --> 00:20:24,175
At least some good will come of...
286
00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:29,781
"Expert say the capuchin monkey
can weigh up to nine pounds!"
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"He's a real hero,
said victim Craig Feldspar, age 36."
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A real hero...!
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00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:41,080
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