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Where did you come from, flubber?
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"Hello, Hal."
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I'm so full of bacon,
my body's meant for shakin'
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(MAKES DRUM-BEAT NOISES)
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And when I start to wiggle,
my nipples, they will jiggle
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(MAKES WHOOPING NOISES)
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Once again I have to be embarrassed
for the both of us. Yep!
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Yes, no, maybe
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I don't know
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Can you repeat the question?
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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And you're not so big
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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And you're not so big
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Life is unfair
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Go straight to your job after
school. I don't want you to be late on your first day. And no excuses!
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I don't wanna hear, "A lion escaped
from the zoo", or, "The bus driver went insane and refused to stop."
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Francis's friend gave Reese a job at
the Circus Burger. It's perfect.
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Reese gets to be bossed around all
day by the only guy on the planet that's dumber than he is.
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This job is stupid!
You do get to wear a paper hat.
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You wanna drive,
you have to pay your own insurance!
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Everyone else is insured! Why me?
They've got it covered.
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Son, it's not as simple as that.
You see...
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Good morning, everybody!
Say good morning, Charlie.
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Show everyone how alive you are.
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My parents made a deal with Dewey.
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If he keeps his goldfish alive
for two months, he gets a dog.
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Am I doing a good job?
You sure are.
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(How is that fish still alive?)
(I don't know! He never feeds it. He leaves it in the sun for hours.)
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Last week there was banana in it!
I do not want a dog!
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If the fish lives,
there's nothing we can do! Hal, I expect you to take care of this.
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What are you suggesting?
I'm not suggesting anything.
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I just want it taken care of.
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Class, today we begin a new round
of independent study projects.
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Hydrostatic equilibrium?
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My God, I'm still on
integral quantisation.
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My stepdad's right. I'm useless!
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The cold, hard fact of life is some
are more advanced than others.
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Some even think they're more
advanced than me. I never said that.
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Yet you assume I'm talking about
you. You're looking right at me!
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You're convinced, by virtue
of you being in this class,
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your intellects tower above
the plebeians wasting oxygen in the rest of the school.
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But, to some, you are nothing more
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than howling primates.
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I'm excited to announce we're
welcoming to our class a new student.
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A young man of
unparalleled intellect.
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As near as we can measure,
his IQ is over 280.
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(ALL GASP)
Those tests are culturally biased!
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Think what you will. Your petty
fears no longer concern me.
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I finally have the mental clay
worthy of my sculpting.
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Barton is a white-hot comet
of brilliance,
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blazing through our dark corner
of ignorance.
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A mind of unfathomable reach and
enormous power. Can I come in now?
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I told you to wait till you heard,
"A new era for man."
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But there's a bee out there.
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So, assistant manager. How?
INS raid cleaned us out.
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So, from 12 to 5,
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday,
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this is my domain.
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I'm proof you don't need
to graduate high school.
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That's just propaganda from those
money-grabbing diploma companies.
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Sean, Doug, this is Reese.
Hey. Hey.
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OK. Press cow for burger,
potato for fries.
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I'm not sure what this is. Does that
look like a pig or a dog to you?
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Wouldn't it be easier to put words
on the keys? Ah, a man of letters.
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A word to the wise. I wouldn't
throw that in anyone's face.
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Once you get your total
put the money in the drawer,
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except pocket transactions.
What's that?
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A morale builder. Once in
a while take 5 or 10 bucks.
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Don't ring it up,
put it in your pocket.
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You don't have a problem with that,
do you?
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Oh, no. That's cool.
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You've entered the working world.
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A world of adult responsibility.
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I have her locker key.
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If you wanna smell her jacket later,
let me know.
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They found the last piece
of that guy. Oh, man!
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If we're sharing toilet paper,
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can we keep it on the spindle?
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If we're bringing this kinda stuff
up, my fiancee's coming Thursday.
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Fiancee? What are you taking about?
I'm engaged.
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I'm tired of playing the field.
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You don't know any women.
That occurred to me, too,
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so I ordered one from Russia.
A mail-order bride? That exists?
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In the more irradiated
parts of Russia there are lots of marriage-minded women.
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That's my darling Svetlana.
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Wait a second. Yep.
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Svetlana.
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How come you're driving us
to school?
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That's what moms do sometimes.
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(MOUTHS)
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Argh!
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OK, you know your Tolstoy
and your Eliot...
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Let's see how you do with the Bard.
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"Every true man's apparel
fits your thief."
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Measure For Measure, Act 4, Scene 2.
Could you hand me my green crayon?
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Wow, he's right again. OK, let's try
Chaucer's The Shipman's Tale.
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Should I start with the prologue?
Please. How about line 203?
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"When your husband has gone off
to Flanders, I shall deliver you
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from fear of slanders, and on the
word he caught her by the flanks
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and clasped her closely,
giving her a riot of kisses,
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saying softly, 'Keep things quiet'"
What are you doing? (ALL GASP)
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Chaucer? I cannot believe
you're polluting his mind
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with such pop culture drivel!
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I apologise for them, Barton.
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I'll do everything I can to minimise
these annoying distractions
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so you can concentrate
on the accelerated programme
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I've laid out for you. Together
we are gonna astonish the world.
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Would you like a pixie stick?
Thank you.
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Having problems, Malcolm?
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No, no, not you(!)
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This stupid hydrostatic
equilibrium doesn't make sense!
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It is hard. But don't despair.
I'm here for you.
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I'll make sure you get the help
you deserve.
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To estimate the pressure
at the sun's centre,
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assume a constant density
of 1.41 grams per cubic cm.
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Too fast? Herkabe made you my tutor
to humiliate me.
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I thought it was to humiliate me.
Why is this so hard?! Don't give up.
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Remember The Little Engine
That Could? You're not listening!
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I get everything! There is nothing
I haven't been able to master.
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I took algebra in 6th grade! I
rebuilt dad's transmission when I was five! I read before I could walk!
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I remember my own birth.
What?!
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D'you know your heart stops
during your mother's contractions?
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You seriously remember that?
Worst was the diaper changing.
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That was the most degrading week
of my life.
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So, what's it like in there?
Whaddya mean?
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Well, your brain?
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For me it's like,
when I'm thinking really hard,
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my brain starts making
all these connections.
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Those connections
make other connections,
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then it feels like a bomb's
going off. Is yours like that?
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More like a beehive. And every
bee has a brain like yours.
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OK, ready!
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That is so cool! I wish you had a
gun so we can really test this out.
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Excuse me. Can I get some help here?
Hi, Greg.
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I overheard your mom talking
and it's true. You've got a job.
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I applied here once. Didn't get it.
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It's all politics. I guess. Whaddya
want? You to listen carefully.
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My blood sugar's low so I don't
wanna burn up calories repeating myself.
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I want the jumbo clown burger
with fries, no pickles,
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a slice of onion, centre cut,
and extra tomatoes.
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Do the patie well on one side,
medium on the other.
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Make sure they open a fresh package
for my bun. If it's stale I bale.
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Seriously.
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That comes to $5.45 and you get free
refills on the soda.
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Heard that one before. Turns out
it's just for today.
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What a sack!
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That's a pocket transaction
if I ever saw one.
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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Artie, you throw one helluva
bachelor party.
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I'm just sorry the nearest
stripper's 300 miles away.
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Hey, how's she doin' anyway?
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She took her top off!
(ALL CHEER)
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Listen up! I'd like to say
a few words about my mate Pete,
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on account of his upcoming nuptials.
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Many's the time,
when I've been feeling low,
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I always knew I could turn to Pete.
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He'd be lying on his bunk,
trimming his beard with a lighter,
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and I'd think,
"Hell, I'm better than that."
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To Pete and his lucky lady!
(ALL CHEER)
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What's with you? What are
we celebrating? It seems wrong.
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If he wants to marry a stranger,
that's his business. Is anyone thinking about this woman?
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I'm trying to keep a stripper
in my head. Think about it.
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She's gonna spend her life here
with Pete as her husband.
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What poor creature
would go through with this?
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Maybe her life's pretty awful.
Worse than this? Does she live in a slaughterhouse?
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Get dragged to work by horses? She's
no idea what she's getting into.
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You're exaggerating.
It might work out fine.
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(ALL CHEER)
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How's business? Where were you?
I was meant to be home for dinner but only you can cash me out.
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Stay on my good side.
One day somebody'll have to clean the bathrooms.
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Whoa, this is uncool.
You can't take this much money.
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Whaddya mean?
Your till is over $400 short. Look.
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The point is to take
five or ten bucks. That's it.
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Put the 400 back.
I didn't take it. Honest.
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It's your register. Did he give
his register key to anyone? No.
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I didn't take any.
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I never even did a pocket
transaction. I saw you yesterday.
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I wanted it to look like that. When
you weren't looking I put it back.
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You didn't see it
cos I was being... sneaky. Nice.
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Way to screw it up for us.
I didn't take it!
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I'm not coverin' for you. When
the owner checks the books tomorrow,
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that money better be here
or you're going down.
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The change from apparent to absolute
magnitude. The formula is...
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..A over B times K over D.
That's if K is...
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How do they expect you to learn
formulas? Use a mnemonic device,
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like Enephru, Babashar, Kalar,
Dastrer.
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Abalonian kings, Third Dynasty.
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Stop complaining.
I have homework, too.
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Ah, it's a butterfly.
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You gotta help me. What's goin' on?
It's horrible.
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$400 is missing from my register
and they think I took it.
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Well, did you?
No, of course not!
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I'm Barton. Who's this dork?
My tutor. You're kiddin'!
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When I need you to be a genius
I find you've been faking it.
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Calm down. How did this happen?
I dunno. My register didn't total.
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Who was there?
Everyone. Me, Sean, Greta, Richie.
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Richie? Why didn't you say so?
Whaddya mean?
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He's setting you up. How do you know?
Because it's Richie! C'mon!
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Wanna learn about the real world?
Not really.
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Too bad. You're coming.
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Dewey, cover for us. Make sure it
sounds like we're all still here.
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Got it.
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Ow! Stop it!
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You shut up!
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Stupid creeps! Ow!
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(Did you get it?)
Yes, I got it.
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Pet store owner said it was already
dead, but I suspect the worst.
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Switch them tonight
when Dewey's sleeping.
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It seems so sneaky and underhanded.
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What kind of example are we setting
for the boys? Stop worrying.
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The boys are fine.
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Did you get the money? Yeah, you'd
like another 400, wouldn't you?
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What are you talking about? Wow!
An entire colony of parasitica.
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Get your own pizza, Dewey.
His name's not Dewey.
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How come you had me call him that
all these years?
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We know you took the money
and you're pinning it on Reese.
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After everything my brother's done
for you! All the alibis, handouts,
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all the times he's helped you
fake your death! Whoa!
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I wasn't there today. I only came in
to cash out. You were there.
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I had a break at 4:30. You coulda
snuck in then and taken it. Yeah...
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You wanna play innocent? Fine.
We'll just let the police decide.
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00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:57,007
Whoa! What makes you think
they'll take your side?
227
00:14:56,850 --> 00:15:00,209
Maybe cos you've been arrested
10 times for petty theft.
228
00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:03,551
Excuse me,
one of those was for arson.
229
00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:08,428
You're making a big mistake.
No, I'm not! Yes, you are!
230
00:15:08,279 --> 00:15:11,558
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are.
231
00:15:11,424 --> 00:15:14,103
He didn't do it.
This citation says
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00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:16,633
he was stopped at 4:20
at 18th and Wilson
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00:15:16,525 --> 00:15:19,044
for urinating from a moving vehicle.
234
00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:23,580
So? The Circus Burger is on Walnut,
which is at least 25 miles away.
235
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,109
He couldn't have been there
during Reese's break.
236
00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:31,357
If the traffic was light.. And if
a '78 Bonneville could go 300 mph.
237
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:35,056
Otherwise, it's impossible.
Hey, way to go, Dewey!
238
00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:39,415
Let me see that.
Is he right? Yes.
239
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,349
He's always right.
240
00:15:41,263 --> 00:15:43,982
Sorry, Richie.
Come on, Reese, let's go.
241
00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:47,990
But I swear to God,
I didn't take the money!
242
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,660
We still have a few hours.
Maybe we can figure...
243
00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:56,343
I got the DVD player
but we need to steal another 600 if you want the surround...
244
00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,620
..sound.
245
00:16:00,516 --> 00:16:05,155
You may wanna hang on to that
receipt. I can't believe you lied!
246
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:09,484
Let's call the cops!
Maybe we could figure out a deal?
247
00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:11,979
Whatever you want, it's yours.
248
00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:17,162
We get to use your place
for a party any time we want.
249
00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:21,327
Free burgers for life. I get to make
out with your girlfriend. Forget it!
250
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:24,430
Alright, the bean bag chair.
251
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:34,031
Wow! Pete, is that really you?
No, it's a reflection.
252
00:16:33,806 --> 00:16:36,645
You can give these to Svetlana.
253
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:39,889
Eric and Artie should be back
any minute with your bride.
254
00:16:39,751 --> 00:16:42,910
I gotta be honest, I'm nervous.
255
00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:45,700
You are about to marry a stranger.
256
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:48,740
Have you really thought about
what you're doing?
257
00:16:48,611 --> 00:16:52,450
I've been thinking about
settling down for a long time.
258
00:16:52,293 --> 00:16:55,813
But you don't know anything about
her. What if she thinks...
259
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:59,104
What if she doesn't like you?
260
00:16:59,004 --> 00:17:03,483
I'd be sad but I'd reassure her
I'd support her anyway,
261
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,859
cos I made that commitment.
262
00:17:05,755 --> 00:17:09,634
I'd spend the rest of my life
being sweet to her.
263
00:17:09,475 --> 00:17:11,875
And also changing her mind.
264
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,920
Well, good luck, Pete. Thanks.
265
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:21,630
Svetlana's here, and she is
gorgeous! (BOTH LAUGH)
266
00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:27,913
I must've misread the catalogue.
267
00:17:27,769 --> 00:17:30,649
Just look how light on her feet
she is.
268
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:37,856
Hey, guys.
269
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,460
Oh, hey, Pete...
Just get that thing outta here!
270
00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:49,378
I'll take care of it. I got it.
Why you? Cos I signed for it!
271
00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:09,323
(CAR HORN) Our ride. How nice of
Richie to drive you to school.
272
00:18:09,152 --> 00:18:13,031
His way of saying thanks
for a job well done.
273
00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:16,672
Good morning, everybody.
Now, don't be disappointed...
274
00:18:16,516 --> 00:18:20,396
Say good morning, Charlie.
Show everyone how alive you are!
275
00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:25,088
Aren't I doing a good job?
276
00:18:24,992 --> 00:18:27,632
Yeah, yeah. Great.
277
00:18:32,701 --> 00:18:35,940
That little monster!
278
00:18:35,808 --> 00:18:38,607
He's been buying his own fish
and switchin' 'em!
279
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:42,332
God only knows how many he's gone
through. He'll pay for this!
280
00:18:42,174 --> 00:18:45,334
How? If we bust him,
he'll know we've been cheating.
281
00:18:49,078 --> 00:18:54,397
We are so proud of the way
you've taken care of that fish.
282
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:58,219
Yes. You certainly proved to us
you can be trusted.
283
00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:01,193
It's so nice to have a boy
who's so conscientious, responsible
284
00:19:01,064 --> 00:19:04,704
and honest and who finds a way
to do the right thing.
285
00:19:06,932 --> 00:19:10,811
Before we go any further,
is there anything you wanna tell me?
286
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:15,931
I want a beagle! You're not
gonna get it, you little sneak!
287
00:19:15,715 --> 00:19:20,554
You've been switching fish, cos I
put a dead fish in there last night!
288
00:19:20,355 --> 00:19:23,354
That's cheating! You're cheaters!
289
00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:25,512
(SOBS)
290
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:30,490
It's not exactly textbook but at
least we're not getting a dog.
291
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:36,839
I cleaned out my cubby. You're sure
I can't talk you into staying?
292
00:19:36,656 --> 00:19:39,295
Mom says I need
a healthier environment.
293
00:19:39,187 --> 00:19:45,106
She thinks it's creepy you're using
me for your own self-grandiosement. That's not what you need.
294
00:19:44,863 --> 00:19:48,262
You'll never connect normally
with another human being.
295
00:19:48,123 --> 00:19:51,242
People will recognise your
brilliance and loathe you for it.
296
00:19:51,115 --> 00:19:53,794
The best you can hope for
is uncomprehending fear
297
00:19:53,684 --> 00:19:58,003
which I can channel into great
things.
298
00:19:57,826 --> 00:20:00,026
Please? Can I go now?
299
00:20:01,585 --> 00:20:03,505
Sure. Go.
300
00:20:05,842 --> 00:20:08,441
You, my ex-wife,
301
00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:10,974
all of my therapists,
you're all the same.
302
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:13,546
Bye, guys.
Bye, Barton.
303
00:20:13,436 --> 00:20:17,756
Good luck at NASA. Send us
a letter when you get declassified.
304
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:23,369
Mr Herkabe, we know this is hard
for you, so...
305
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,600
It's his dad.
We photo-chopped your head in.
306
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:36,200
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