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Britain and America.
It's always been us against the world.
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If there's a country to be invaded
or a war to be waged,
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So what if the rest of the world
hates us?
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We don't care.
They're all foreign anyway.
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But what unites our two countries?
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Well, I'll tell you the answer
to the question I've just asked
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as soon as I've finished saying
this sentence.
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It's the people.
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The people of Britain and America.
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Let's look at them now,
in Little Britain USA.
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The most important person in America,
is the President,
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who today is meeting
his French counterpart.
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I think, perhaps at the next meeting
of the UN,
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we should propose a motion
to instigate a trade embargo.
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I think I will be able to sell
the idea to my cabinet, but...
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I worry what the rest of Europe
will think.
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I believe we need to present
the strongest case we can, then put it to the vote.
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- Morning, Mr President.
- Good morning, Prime Minister.
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Who's this?
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Ah! This is President Montand
of France.
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Yeah, I know who he is.
What's he doing here?
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Pleased to meet you, Prime Minister.
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Whatever!
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Can I have a word?
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Excuse me.
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Myself and President Montand
are having a meeting.
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I only came to say goodbye.
I'm a bit surprised he's here already.
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I don't understand.
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Well, I haven't even left yet!
You've already got one of your Euro sluts in.
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- Right.
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???
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President Montand and I have a lot to
discuss before next week's UN summit.
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I don't like him.
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What?!
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- I don't like the way
he looks at you. - I don't know what you mean.
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I don't know if it's love or lust,
but he's obviously got something for you.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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He's gay.
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He's not gay! He's married!
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So am I.
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Gentlemen, are you going to be long?
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Sorry, dear, I don't speak French!
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Is there a problem?
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Yeah.
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I've got a problem.
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Vous.
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Excuse me. The President and I were
in the middle of a very important meeting.
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As you know, France and America
have a special relationship.
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What?!
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Yes, we do have a special
relationship.
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But I thought you said we had
a special relationship!
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We do.
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Well, ha! How many special
relationships are you having?!
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You are being ridiculous.
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Yeah, not too close, dear.
Ooh, she reeks of garlic.
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Prime Minister, I'm sure you don't
wish to delay your plane. I'll see you next week at the summit.
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Oh, you want me to go?
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Oh, well, that's fine, actually,
cos I was gonna go anyway.
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I've actually got a meeting
with the President of Russia.
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Me and him are having
a special relationship now.
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Really?
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Yeah. It's not like
your special relationship.
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It doesn't involve kissing.
Oh, dear, I've said it.
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Goodbye, Prime Minister.
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Goodbye, Prime Minister.
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Bitch.
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Where were we?
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We were discussing the trade embargo.
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Ah, yes. I have some documents
that we should go through.
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So, broadly, France is in agreement
on this?
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Oh, yes.
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I'm right behind you.
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This boot camp is home
to Vicky Pollard,
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a member of Britain's thriving
underclass.
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Of course, in America,
she will be considered aristocracy.
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That's when I started messing
around with drugs and stealing
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and then I'd steal to feed
the drug habit
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and I realise now,
I was just in a lot of pain
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and I think being here at camp
has really helped me understand that.
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Thank you for sharing that with us,
Lindsay.
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It's very moving. Thank you.
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Vicky.
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What?!
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Tell us a bit about your home life.
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No, but yeah, but no, but yeah,
because I live at home with Shelley
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and she could by my mum,
but she might be my sister. I'm not sure.
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Maybe she's both.
Anyway, she's, like, well harsh because once, right,
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she grounded me for 15 minutes and
it was so unfair because all I did, right,
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was go down Baskin Robbins
cos Denise Welby got a Saturday job there
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and I made her give me all the money
out the till and shat in the mint choc chip.
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I think I got some of that.
And what about school?
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Oh, yeah. I went there once.
It was all right.
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You went there once?
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Yeah, yeah.I done math or something or nothing,
histography, biomistry and, oh,
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what's that one where they're all talking some weird
language and that
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- and you can't really understand it?
- French?
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No, English.
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Right. And what brought you here
to camp?
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A bus.
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Er, no, no. I mean what sort of
behaviour brought you here?
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Er, did you experiment with drugs?
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Oh, my God, that is so out of order!
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I tried drugs, like, once for, like,
eight years
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but apart from that I ain't not never
ever done nothing or nothing.
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Anyway, if anyone should be here
it's Kelly Bailey,
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cos she's been saying really nasty
things about me in front of my back
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cos she's well jealous cos she
really, really fancies Steven Dean
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and he took me up the wrong 'un
round the back of Dunkin' Donuts.
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But just cos I done it with him
don't mean I fancy him. I'm not a slag.
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OK, er... Do you feel your time here
at camp has helped you?
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Er, I'd love to say yes,
because I have really been trying,
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because I am actually
a very trying person,
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but unfortunately,
I have been really put off,
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because all the other girls here
are bitches,
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apart from Suzanne...
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who's a total bitch, because she
flobbed in Amber's hair and blamed it on me
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and I was like, "Oh, my God!
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- "I can't believe
you just said that!" - I never did anything close to that.
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Why would I even do that?
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Hello, hello? Hello?
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This is a restroom, or, as the
British like to call it, the shitter.
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They've approved it, so the merger
should be finalised by Thursday.
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Great, so we can announce
it to the trade press Friday.
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Yeah.
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Don't worry! Don't worry!
I don't looking. I'm just here to clean toilet.
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Of course, what we really should be
doing right now
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is looking for other businesses
to acquire.
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Don't worry! Don't worry! I don't
looking. I just have to clean here.
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Interesting you should say that.
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I was just talking to a friend on
Wall Street who says that...
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Don't worry. Don't worry. I don't
looking. I don't looking at penis at all.
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There's never been a better time
to buy into leisure industries.
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Oh, yeah. Boom time.
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Don't worry. Don't worry. I don't
looked at penis. I don't looked at penis at all.
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Just to confirm, I definitely don't
looked at penis. I don't look at penis at all.
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I don't do it. I don't do it.
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Thank you.
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So sorry about your penis.
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Very sensibly, it is legal to carry
a gun in America.
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And what better way to let off steam
than to go out shooting defenceless animals?
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Think you could take it down?
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- Gotcha! Woohoo!
- Woohoo!
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Yeah! Woohoo!
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Whoa! Whoa.
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Whoa.
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Yeah. That's gotta be two,
two and a half inches?
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At least.
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At this university in North Carolina,
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homosexualist Dafydd Thomas
has come to study.
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Gay society. Society for gays!
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Hey, are you new here?
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Oh yes, it's my first week.
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And you've already started up
your own gay society?
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Yes. I grew up in a small village in
Wales and it was very difficult for me.
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- I...I felt very alone.
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Yes, it wasn't easy being the only
gay in the village.
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Well, you're very welcome
to join the chess society.
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- Is it gay chess?
- Er, no. Just chess.
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- No, thank you then.
- Hey, how about rock climbing?
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No, I cannot rock climb.
I'm gay, you see.
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I prefer to spend my time
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in the company of other gays
who know what it's like to be gay.
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You should be in luck. I mean,
there must be lots of gay students here.
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We'll see.
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Well, I've been here five seconds
and no-one's joined.
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Clearly I am the only gay on campus.
Good day.
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Hey. This guy looks like
he might be gay.
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I doubt it.
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Oh, er, rock climbing just here.
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No, I'm here for gay society.
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Yes, but this society is for gays
only.
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Is cool by me.
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Yeah, this great.
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No, er, I'm afraid membership
is full up.
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No. How many members you got?
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Just the one. Me.
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Why don't you let me join?
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This society is for gays only.
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I am gay.
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No, you are not a gay. I am the gay.
You're just very slightly effeminate.
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-I am gay. I've known it
since I was two. - Really?
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Yes. And I come out to my mama
when I was five.
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You were probably going through
a phase.
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No. I'm gay for sure.
I just been blowing my roommate.
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Disgusting!
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What is your problem? What you gonna
do anyway in your gay society?
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Well, if you must know, I'm going to
sit alone in my room and think gay thoughts.
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You know, about men's bottoms
and that.
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It's no good being gay on yourself.
You gotta get out there and do it!
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I can't have sex with a man. I'm gay!
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Crazy. You shouldn't be running
this gay society. I should.
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I want to meet some cute guys.
Come on. Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
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Gay society! Society for gays!
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Ah, come here cute guys with the
blond hair and the little beard.
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Bet you like it up the bum-bum.
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OK. How many inches are you, please?
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This British family
are enjoying their breakfast.
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British people traditionally have
three meals a day,
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unlike Americans,
who prefer to eat around 15.
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One boiled egg.
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Oh, thank you so much, dear.
Well, I've studied the guide book. There's plenty to do.
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Yeah, and David'll have some good
ideas. He's just in the shower.
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Celia, can I get you some more
breakfast?
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No. I'm fine, thank you.
I had some toast.
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OK. Harvey, what would you like?
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Bitty.
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I'm sorry?
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Bitty.
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Oh, not bitty now, darling.
Have an egg or something.
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- I don't want an egg. I want bitty.
- No, darling.
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I think we should visit
the art gallery first.
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Yes. Then somewhere nice for lunch.
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- Bitty. Bitty.
- Oh, all right then.
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Do excuse me.
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The other place I wanted to visit
is the history museum.
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They've got some
native American artefacts.
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Sounds fascinating, dear.
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- Oh, started already. Ha. Morning.
- Morning.
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Morning!
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Oh, honey, we're out of milk.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I meant to get some more.
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Don't worry.
There's plenty more here.
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Oh! Sorry!
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There we are.
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Good.
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Eat up.
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Let me know if you need more.
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This is the home of Bing Gordon,
the eighth man on the moon.
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The British have never been to the
moon, but some of us have been to Belgium.
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It's, er, just through here.
Pictures, memorabilia.
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This is the radiator?
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Yes, this is the one.
Just underneath this signed letter I have
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from the President congratulating me
on my moon landing.
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Right. And what is problem with
the radiator?
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Oh, it lets off a kind of hissing
noise when you turn it on.
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Oh, er, I'll just move this piece of
moon rock out of your way
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in case this piece of moon rock
gets in your way.
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Better. Moon rock.
240
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:35,750
Ah. What's your name,
my Indian friend?
241
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Sanjit.
242
00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:39,830
Huh. You ever been to the moon,
Sanjit?
243
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,130
No, sir.
244
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I have.
245
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Think of that!
246
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,890
You thought you were here just to fix
some guy's radiator.
247
00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:50,510
Turns out you're meeting
old Bing Gordon, the eighth man on the moon.
248
00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:56,620
And when you turn it off
it's still hissing?
249
00:13:56,810 --> 00:14:00,120
No. Yeah, it's... No,
when you turn it off it doesn't hiss.
250
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,790
So, has it been giving off any heat?
251
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:08,460
No, it's been pretty cold. Not as
cold as the moon, which, as I say, I went to.
252
00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:11,560
You can see right there a picture of
me on the moon. That's me, me on the moon.
253
00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:12,810
Look at it, you prick!
254
00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:18,030
Yeah, er, I think it is faulty valve.
Could anybody have tampered with it, sir?
255
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,700
That is impossible, Sanjit.
256
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I replace valve now.
257
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:28,780
Would you like a cup of coffee,
my Indian friend?
258
00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:29,879
No, thank you.
259
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,160
I'll make you a cup of coffee.
You might want a cup of coffee.
260
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:57,450
I have your coffee. Over.
261
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,510
I have replaced valve.
262
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,700
Charge is $120.
263
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:15,460
?????
264
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,950
I've got some here.
265
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:21,590
Yup. Here.
266
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,640
Thank you.
267
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,950
Moooooooooon!
268
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:39,420
Hi, I need a plumber, please.
269
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:48,220
In Mississippi, British tourist Lou
has been out shopping for his friend, Andy.
270
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,830
We don't have shops or money yet
in Britain. We barter mainly.
271
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,840
For example, livestock, grain, wives.
272
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,740
I'm back.
273
00:15:59,010 --> 00:15:59,970
Yeah, I know.
274
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,730
Got any coins?
275
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,580
Andy?
276
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,540
Yeah?
277
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,510
Where did you get that?
278
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,020
That what?
279
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,180
That toy car ride
thing-a-me-gigga-be.
280
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,800
Er...
281
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,860
Found it.
282
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,400
You found it.
283
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:31,590
Yeah.
284
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,940
I'm not sure I believe you,
Mr Pipkin.
285
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,710
I think you might be telling lies
again.
286
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:47,670
Earlier today the Wal-Mart in
downtown Jackson was the scene of a bizarre crime
287
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:50,470
when a man, posing as a disabled
wheelchair user,
288
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:54,710
was caught on the security camera
stealing a coin-operated children's ride.
289
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,300
Noooo!
290
00:16:57,530 --> 00:17:01,620
The suspect was wearing thick
spectacles, burgundy jogging pants
291
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,300
and a dirty tank top.
292
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:12,420
The police have issued the
following composite sketch of the suspect.
293
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,240
Black fella did it.
294
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:26,410
In America, if you are white,
overweight and in your 60s,
295
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,000
you are rounded up
and put on a cruise ship.
296
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,750
- Good night, Captain.
- Good night.
297
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:42,250
Oh! Mrs Devere!
298
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:44,570
Call me Bubbles, darling,
everybody does.
299
00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:45,720
What are you doing here?!
300
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,010
Oh, don't play the innocent with me,
darling.
301
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,050
You gave me a look tonight
over dinner.
302
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:51,830
- Did I?!
- Yes, darling.
303
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,780
It was a look that said, "Forget
about your large, unpaid gambling debt.
304
00:17:55,930 --> 00:18:01,490
"Come to my cabin later, at about
11.15 or so, and make sweet, beautiful love to me."
305
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,530
Please leave.
306
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,470
Ha! "Please leave"!
307
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,900
We all know what that means,
don't we, Captain?
308
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,090
It means, "Please don't leave."
309
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:28,220
Mrs Devere, you're not going to
get out of paying off your gambling debts by seducing me.
310
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,130
It's not going to work.
311
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,360
Really, darling?
312
00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:35,180
I know you've made love to a woman
and I'm sure you've made love to a fish.
313
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:39,240
But I bet you've never made love
to a mermaid!
314
00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:41,950
What the...?!
315
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,680
Have you ever had sexual intercourse
in the ocean, Captain?
316
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:46,500
No, I have not.
317
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,610
Oh, it's so romantic.
318
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:52,990
You'll just have to be careful you
don't get saltwater in your vagina or anus.
319
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,700
Get out of my cabin, Mrs Devere.
320
00:18:55,850 --> 00:19:00,740
Er... Very well, darling.
Would you at least be a gentleman and help me up?
321
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,350
Careful, darling.
I'm as light as air.
322
00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:10,140
Thank you so much, darling.
323
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:14,800
Oh, Captain, what would people say
if they could see us right now?
324
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,160
This isn't going to work.
325
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,970
- Kiss me, darling.
- No.
326
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,135
Touch my breast with your hand.
327
00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:21,005
No.
328
00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:22,290
Tweak a nipple?
329
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,300
- Get out!
- Oh.
330
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:32,560
You can stick your finger up my bum.
331
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:39,130
Meanwhile, the hunters
are still stalking their prey.
332
00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:59,110
Man, that's some wasp.
333
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,260
It's a beauty.
334
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,610
Oh, my God! It's still alive!
335
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,630
I think he's dead.
336
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:16,120
Gotta be sure.
337
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,680
More wasp?
338
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:37,210
Oh, er, no thanks.
I'm saving room for some mouse meat.
339
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:45,530
This is an art class. Britain
has produced many great artists.
340
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:49,490
Pablo Picasso - British.
Vincent van Gogh - British.
341
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,880
Leonardo da Vinci - British.
342
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:56,140
As we all know, America has produced
no artists of note.
343
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,820
So, our model should be here
any moment.
344
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:01,700
Now, today is Life Drawing.
345
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:06,170
What I want you to concentrate on
is technical precision.
346
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:08,310
Bonjour!
347
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:15,710
- Er, can I help you?
- Emily. Emily Howard.
348
00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:20,240
We spoke on the telephone.
I am the "modelle" for this evening.
349
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:23,580
Right. We were expecting a...
350
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,860
Lady. Yes, I am a lady.
351
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:29,650
Uh-huh. Have you done this sort
of thing before, or...?
352
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:33,070
Oh, yes, yes.
I've modelled for all the magazines.
353
00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:36,030
Vogue, Elle, Vanity Fair
354
00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:38,170
and shit.
355
00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:40,960
Well, we'd better get started.
356
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,320
Oh! Of course!
357
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,820
So how do you want me? Hmm?
358
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,390
Virginal? Hm?
359
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:52,299
Coquettish? Hmm? Slutty?
360
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,000
Actually, Mr, er...
361
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,590
Howard, Emily Howard. I am a lady.
362
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,900
Right, well, I don't know
if you read the ad correctly, but this is a nude drawing class.
363
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,560
You're all going to
take your clothes off?!
364
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:06,560
Takes all sorts, I suppose.
365
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,200
No, you need to take off
your clothes.
366
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,000
Ooh, but I am a lady.
367
00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:14,710
Whatever. My students need
to draw you naked.
368
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,440
You can undress behind the screen.
369
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:24,000
Oh, well. Do excuse me. Never been
in the nude before. I am a lady, you see.
370
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:30,770
Oh, shit!
371
00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:40,810
How are you getting on?
372
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,000
Pretty good.
373
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,570
And so we have met the people
of Britain and America.
374
00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:58,930
But what do the people
of our great nations share?
375
00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:03,070
Well, we share a strong sense
of moral purpose.
376
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:06,500
We share a desire to make the world
more civilised.
377
00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:08,960
And we share bodily fluids.
378
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:12,910
That's on Thursday afternoons
at my place. Goodbye.
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