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Einstein was then celebrating

the seventieth birthday anniversary,

and there was a colloquium given for him.

And he said,

"God doesn't play
dice with the universe."

No, he just plays hide and seek.

Learn to write screenplays, television
scripts, plays, novels and sh...

Jesus, they're so full of it, you know?

You can't teach writing. It's
not something you can teach.

You know, you can only expose
the students to good literature

and hope it inspires them. The
ones that can write can write

when they come to my class,
and the others never learn.

You lose patience if the student
isn't Dostoevsky or Joyce.

No, that isn't true.
That's crazy! You know.

But what makes it worth it is that every
now and then, you get a gifted pupil.

You know, there's this young
girl in my class who wrote

a fabulous short story called, "Oral
Sex and the Age of Deconstruction."

And it's full of insights and romantic and...
There they are.

Jud, guaranteed Jack is gonna
wanna take us for Chinese food

I think Sally's getting a little
tired of our pasta places.

Hi.
Is it supposed to rain?

Rain? No. God.
Hi, Judy.

Hi, hi. How are you?
Feels like...

Really, I heard that
it was going to get cold.

Can I take your coat?
I've got, I opened some,

cold white wine.
Do you want some?

Was the toughest was it okay on the highway?

No, no, they're doing
something at Eightieth. Jack?

They're always doing something at Eightieth.
I'm sick of it.

Yeah. I know. Jack? You want
some, some cold white wine?

Yeah. Every time I go up to
your place, it's murder.

So, it's the Chinese restaurant, right?

I can't talk you into,
the Italian restaurant, right?

No, let's do this. There's no chance?
Listen, don't get crazy, you know?

Now before we go out to dinner

we wanna tell you something.
Yeah?

I was just about to serve Jack and Sally...

Sure.
What?

Well, do you want to?
No, no, go ahead.

What? What?
Well, somebody tell us.

No, go ahead, go ahead.
Jack and I are splitting up.

I see. It's, it's just,
nothing serious so...

What? Hey, we discussed
this for a long, long time

and we both think it's for
the best. Okay?

You are joking, of course?
It is a joke.

Do me a favor. Don't make
a big deal out of it, okay?

Because we're both fine. We're okay.
Are you serious?

No, we are. We're fine.
We're fine. We're fine.

Yeah, no, no. We both.
We discussed it.

It's mutual.
It's...

What do you mean? Hey. Let's...
I got a great idea.

What do you mean? Let's go
talk about this at dinner.

Yes. This is gonna turn
into a bad thing. I feel.

Wait a minute. I'm not
going out to dinner.

Since when has this, this been decided?

What are we talking
about here? You, she's right.

It's something we've discussed
for a while now.

Don't be worried. Because there's
no hostility. Nobody's angry here.

Why? What?
You see? She, we're fine.

But Why? What is the,
what is the reason?

Don't turn it into a tragedy.
Wait a minute, Gabe, Gabe.

It's none of our business.

Guys, please. Jeez! I'm
going to get a drink!

Don't turn this into a tragedy, okay?

Because it's a very
positive step for both of us!

How can you get it, you know, break up.
It's insane.

You're Jack and Sally.
You got two kids.

Hey, hey, our kids are grown up,
for Christ's sake, you know.

They're in college. We don't
wanna bore you with the details.

We've talked to them. They're fine. Yeah.

I just can't get my mind
around this. Since when?

You guys get along so well.

She's right... I mean, what
Have you met other people?

I mean, what... What is the story here?
Hey, don't...

Gabe. Gabe, that isn't
our business at all.

I'm fascinated by this.

I just feel sick! Hey, we didn't
wanna ruin anything, okay?

We wanna see what it's like to
be, to be, you know

apart for awhile. Yeah.
To be apart.

You know, don't not support us.

We've finally gotten the nerve
to do this thing.

This is total insanity. You'll
be back together in one week

I just... She's gonna, keep the place in,

in, Riverdale. And I'm
looking for a place in town.

I just feel shattered!

Come on, Judy.
I do!

Hey, come on, let's eat. What do
you mean, "Come on, let's eat"?

Come on! Who can...
I can't eat!

Well, don't get angry.
I'm not angry.

You are angry.
I'm not angry!

I knew it. I told you.
I'm not... You, you...

March in here and announce
you're breaking up?

You, you have two kids together.
Why are you doing this?

Hey...
Why are you doing this?

This is not our business.

Why isn't it our business?
They're our closest friends!

Hey, there. You're looking
for one little answer?

There is no one traumatic event.

You know that.
People grow apart.

It's a lot of little, personal things.

Now stop it. This is bullshit.
This is just bullshit!

Judy! Well, what's she so upset for?

Judy, what...
She cares about us.

Well, I care about you too.

Judy?
Hey, hey, we are fine, okay?

Judy.
We wanna do this.

This is crazy.

Listen, Judy, what, what've you
been taking this so personally for?

I'm upset! All right?
Can't I be upset?

You know... Judy, I've discussed
this with a therapist.

Really. You have? You never said a word!

You said this was none of our
business. What is happening...

Who knew, well, we were all so close!

Or I assumed we were.

She's upset. She's very upset.
Hey, hey, hey.

Will you guys please
not turn this into a wake?

You know, what, what, why, what is
this such a personal thing for you?

I don't know what to say. Well,
let's just go out to dinner

as planned and, forget it. Yeah, come on.

Judy, come on! I knew this would
turn into a whole big thing

with the
Sturm und Drang. I mean...

So why were you so upset? I don't know.
I really don't know.

It was a total shock?
Yeah, completely.

You know, they, they
were so casual about it.

They didn't seem to be appropriately upset.

Well, were you hurt because Sally
never mentioned anything to you?

Well, look I think, you know,
if I really look hard,

you know, searching over the time
when we were alone together,

I think she may've made
an occasional remark about,

you know, just wondering what
it would be like to be single.

Now, with all she knew, all she'd
experienced. That kind of thing.

But... She never said anything negative
at all about Jack, you know, Jack...

Listen, before-before we
go on, excuse me,

just tell us something
about yourself. So, say,

so, you know, so we know who you are.

Okay. My name
is Judy Roth.

I'm married to Gabe. We've
been married about ten years.

I work for an art magazine.

We don't have any children.

I do have a daughter
from a previous marriage.

I was married when I was
very young to, excuse me,

to an architect, and
it just didn't work out.

It's nobody's fault.

Judy told us that she did finally
go out to dinner that night.

She said she was tense and nervous.
Although, the others seemed fine.

After dinner, they walked home
from the restaurant together,

and while she tried her best to participate,

she found the atmosphere strained.

All in all, she said, for her
it was a very peculiar evening.

It's amazing, isn't it? You know you, you
think you're so friendly with people,

so close and then it turns out that you,

that you really have no idea
what they're thinking.

Do you ever hide things from me?

Me? What kind of things?

I don't know. Feelings. You know.
Longings, complaints.

No.

Do you?
No.

Sometimes, maybe.
Really? Like what?

I don't know. You know how
you're always so critical.

We've had this conversation.

You know, you are definitely
in a strange mood tonight.

I'm fine. I'm sorry.

So Jack never, never gave you an inkling?

It's so strange, you guys are so close.

Actually, I do remember one incident
he mentioned at his office.

Jack, you have to trust me on this.

This girl is to die.

Her name is Shawn Grainger,
she's built out to here.

You will have the greatest
time of your life.

And for two hundred bucks,
believe me, it's a bargain.

Hey, I'm not gonna sleep
with a whore. What about AIDS?

She's not a streetwalker. She's
a, she's a high-class call girl

and she will do anything you want.
And on top of it, she's got friends.

Hey, I'm not gonna do that to my
wife, all right? It's dangerous.

Look, who was the guy who told me

that, your sex life
wasn't so terrific, right?

Come on, at a two-martini
lunch I'll say, say anything.

Shawn has got a mouth
like velvet. Believe me,

just like that. She was a
former Miss something-or-other.

She's got...

Listen, what exactly did I say at lunch?

You said that Sally was cold, and you would,

you were dying to fuck
your aerobics trainer.

I should never, ever drink at lunch.

Look, I'll tell you what. I'm
gonna write down the number,

and I advise you to, I advise you to...
Look. Hey, what're you...

Have I ever steered you wrong?
Get out of here!

I have never steered you wrong.
Get out of here.

What are you... All right.
There it is. Use it.

He called me. I got
the impression

it was about a month or so
after he got my number.

He was very polite
on the phone. A little tense.

You know, I can always tell the
ones who haven't had experience.

He wanted me to meet him
at the Americana Hotel.

And when I got there he was very polite,

very gentlemanly, very nervous.

He couldn't go through with the sex.
He couldn't get it up.

While I was there, he experienced
some terrible pains in his chest,

and, I thought he was having a
heart attack, but they passed.

And that was the last you saw of him?

No. He called me
a couple months later.

I met him at the same hotel.
This time he slept with me.

And,

then I started seeing him fairly regularly.
Every two, three weeks.

He said he'd seen a psychiatrist
and worked out his problem.

One time I couldn't make it
and I sent my girlfriend.

And then he started seeing the both of us.
You know, alternating.

Then neither one of us ever saw him again.

So he never called her. At least he had
the decency to throw the number away.

Well, to the best of my knowledge.

But you know, Jack is not a hooker guy.
Jack is very straight lace.

And Sally's cold in bed.

Sally's cold in... Well that shouldn't come
as a surprise, she's very cerebral anyhow.

Am I cold in bed?
No.

Why would you say that? Of course not. No?

But I am inhibited, right? I
remember, you said that yourself.

It's amazing. You can't forget
that.

We had one, minor little argument years ago

about that and which you blew
up into a major confrontation

and I can't ever get it off your mind.
Do you ever have the urge

to sleep with a whore?
Me? No. Definitely no.

No?

Yeah, yeah. When I was
in college I did. Yeah?

You're in an odd mood tonight.
I can see it, you know

I think Jack and Sally's break-up
has definitely affected you.

You think...

You think we'd ever break up?

What kind of a question is that? You
know, I'm not planning it. Are you?

No.
Okay.

But I don't know how I am going
to feel if you continue to

not wanna make me pregnant.

Hey. Are we going to have to go
through that conversation again?

You know, you have a daughter. Yeah.

So, she's a wonderful girl. I want another.
I want another.

Why? What is so important?
Why?

You know, it's cruel to bring life
into this terrible world, you know?

No. Don't glorify your refusal
on philosophical grounds.

If you could see the angry look
on your face when you say that.

You wanna make love?

Okay, but you know, If we can you
know get into it in some way.

I don't know, I can't just do it on command.

We can get into it.
We can get into it.

Okay, so put your diaphragm on. Okay.

Hey, you would...

You would never tell me you
were putting your diaphragm on,

and then not do it, right?

What?
What a thing to say!

That's a terrible thing
to say! My God!

You really trust no one, do you?

No wonder people accuse you of cynicism!

Okay, I'm sorry. I apologize.
I'm tired. Jesus!

It's one o'clock in the morning, so...
Well, we don't have to do it.

Are you still attracted to me?

Yes, I'm attracted to you. You know. Truly?

Yes, I'm attracted to you, of course.

Because we do it less and less. You know?

Well, you know, our schedules
are not exactly conducive to...

That's just bullshit. You know,
when we wanted to, we found time.

Hey, come here. Come here. People's
parties, in other people's bathrooms.

Wherever. Come here. Sit and
relax for a minute, will you?

If you remember clearly, when we,
when we used to do that, that,

that spon, spontaneous sex,
you were very, you know...

You never really liked it. You were
always tense. You always heard people

in the next room, eating, or
making noises in the dining room.

Remember that? Now you remember it.
You know, in a glorified way.

Are you ever attracted to other women?

Who? Like who?
Well, like

all those women that you have in your class,

who are so talented and insightful.

You know, I'm sure they totally worship you.

Can I tell you that they don't
want an old man. All right?

I think an old man does better
than an old woman.

Look, then we're definitely
stuck with one another.

Now, come on. You're really...

Come on.

Sometime later, Sally
had a dinner date with Paul,

a colleague at work
who had always liked her.

Hi. Sally. Come on in.
Paul. Hello.

Thank you very much. Come
into my rent-stabilized den.

Can I take your coat?
It's lovely.

I... I love it.

Thank you.
Just...

I thought we'd have a drink and I was able
to get some tickets to "Don Giovanni."

Great. Great!
You all right?

Yes, yes. I...
What would you like?

Anything... White wine?
White wine.

I hear the staging of this
opera is not to be believed.

Really? How fabulous.

That's lovely.

Hey, don't worry it, don't worry about it.
I'll get it later.

Excuse me...

Can I use the phone? Yeah.
Sure. You all right?

Yes! Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
It's this way.

Through here? A good friend
of mine did the sets.

You want...

It's me. You're living with her, aren't you?
You've moved in together.

Don't lie to me, Jack.
You're living with someone.

Because I know. Because I do.

Yes, I heard.

Don't give me that shit! It's
been three fucking weeks!

How did you meet someone so fast?

Bullshit! You had to have
known her before.

Bullshit!
Don't give me that shit!

You're in love?

So fast?

I don't fucking believe it!

You were seeing, whoever it is all along.

Well, of course,
I expected things to happen,

but not so fast!

Are you that sure?

No, I'm not.

God, it's just fucking dishonest bullshit!

Hi, you, you...

I'm fine. I'm fine. Listen, if you're
having some kind of personal thing.

Really? I'm okay. I'm
looking forward to tonight.

What're we seeing?

"Don Giovanni."

A Don Juan story.

I can only think of it as Mozart.

Fucking Don Juans.

They should've cut his fucking dick off!

Can I, can I get you some more wine? Please.

You know, we don't, we don't have to go.

No. No, no. I'm not gonna put
my life on hold. I've been

dying to see this opera.

Excuse me, one second.

Sure.

Hello. Me, again.
I know who she is.

Bullshit! It's Gale.

Of course, it's Gale! She's been
after you since she joined the firm.

You two like that sports bullshit!

Don't lie to me, Jack. Of course it's Gale.
She's exactly what you like.

She's got that dark look
and she's, she's bright

and all that fucking Princeton bullshit!

No! No, no!

I? I thought it was
an experiment.

I didn't think it was final. I didn't
realize you were having an affair!

Yeah, well, that's bullshit! I
don't buy a fucking word of it!

What time do we have to be there?

Listen, I, I don't really
think I can do this

I'm feeling upset.

What're you upset about?

Fucking men!

A woman gets to be over a certain age,
it becomes a different ball game.

No, no. Really. Don't defend your sex!
It's true!

You're great till you start
to show your age.

Then they want a newer model.
Sally. Sally.

Sally, you're...

You're a very attractive woman,

for any age.

It was a terrible blow to my ego.
You know, I thought he loved me.

That we were experimenting, you know?

What if you had met someone first?

Probably right. Probably would
have done the same thing.

I had fantasized
about being single many times.

You know,

it's hard to keep a marriage
going smoothly, you know?

The frustration and baggage I don't know.

I don't know.

Gale came to work
in his office the year before.

And I had met her several times.

Look, what can I say?
She's, she's

cultivated, intelligent.

It's what he likes.

She'd been over to the house a few times.

She loved my taste in everything.

She even dressed like me a little.

What can I say? She's me,
but she's younger. You know.

Hey, listen, your short story
was absolutely fabulous.

Really? Yeah, yeah. I was
very, very impressed.

I must say. And I thought it was probably
the best thing that I read this term.

It was really wonderful.
That's great!

Yeah. The insights
were great and

I thought the prose was very graceful,

and you know, in general,
I was, I was impressed.

God, I'm blushing, right? No, well, don't.
You know, I...

My face gets all red.
I may just cry.

Well, don't take it that, that badly.
I meant it as a compliment.

No, I know, but. It was great!
The insights were wonderful.

It's just, Your approbation means
more to me than anybody's.

I mean, you're the reason why
I wanted to start writing.

Really?
Yeah.

My family and I, we used to quote

you know, "The Grey Hat."
God.

Yeah. How do you remember that story?

Where it goes, "Giving up his
hopes, compromising one's dreams",

"it was, was like putting on
a gray hat."

We used to... I loved that!
I mean...

You remember that.
That's great.

Listen to me. You can hear my
heart beating...

How'd you get the name Rain?

My parents named me after...

Rilke.
Did they?

Yeah, it's my mother's
favorite poet. And...

So that's how I got it.

Are your folks, you know, writers or?

No, my dad's an investment banker

and my mom works at Lincoln Center.

Are you an only child?

Why are you asking all these questions?

I'm just interested. I'm, you know, I
was so impressed by the, by the story,

I gave it to someone else to read and she
was also very, very impressed with it,

so I...

Really?
Yeah. I

you know. Are you from New York or?
Yeah, I'm from East End,

East End Avenue.
Are these too many questions?

No, it's fine.

It's just the only child one. Yes,
I was an only child. You know?

Yeah.

So how did you, how did you
manage to write something so,

so deep? I mean,
have you had a...

Have you been married and divorced?

Or is your whole family
stormy and tempestuous or...

What? I didn't know I was
stormy and tempestuous.

Well, the writing was very, you know...

I think it was very intense...
I don't know. Yeah.

It's, it's just a trick, you know?

It's like, when I was ten, one
time, I wrote this whole story

on Paris and I've never even
been there, you know?

So, it's like, you don't have to...

It's just a trick. You don't
have to know, or, yeah...

Can you, can you
just turn it out? I mean...

There are a number of very,
very good professors

who are notorious for
seducing their female pupils.

This goes on, and

because, because it's a cinch.
You know, they, they,

they look up to them and, and they're,

you know, they're older men and they,

their students are flattered
by the attention.

It's not something that I've ever done.

I'm not saying that I haven't had daydreams,

in class at times, because some of
those women are very attractive

and very interesting,

but I've never, I've never
acted on it and I've

and, you know, I've never
cheated on, on Judy.

Or any other relationship
in my life, really.

Because, that, that has not been my style...

To... But, once,
many years ago,

one time, many years ago...

I was, living with this fabulous,
interesting woman named...

Harriet Harmon.

I'm ashamed to say this, but Harried Harmon

remains, was the...

Great love of my life.

You know, it was a very passionate
relationship. You know,

I loved her very, very intensely,
and you know, she, we,

we just made love everywhere.

She was, she was sexually
carnivorous, you know.

She, she, we did it in stalled
elevators, and in bushes, and,

people's houses, at parties,
in the bathroom and

I hate to say, in the back of cars.

She'd, she'd, put a coat on our
laps and then suddenly grab my hand

and stick it between her legs. I mean,
she was really, something. And she,

you know, she was, she was, highly, highly,

libidinous. You know
what I mean? She used to,

she wanted to make love with other women,

and she used to, she got into dope
for a while. She would, she would

break that thing, you sniff
when she'd have her

orgasm. And, you know, I was, for
me, I was getting a real education.

And I was, you know, fascinated. I
was just absolutely nuts about her.

And

you know, and ultimately she
wound up in an institution.

I mean, it's not funny.
It was a very sad thing.

She was... You know?

Great but nuts. See,

I've always had, this penchant for

what I call "kamikaze women."

Because, I call them kamikazes because
they, you know, they crash their plane.

They're self-destructive.
But they crash it into you

and you die along with them.

Now soon as there's a
challenge, as soon as there's,

there's very little chance
of it working out,

or no chance, or there's going
to be hurdles or obstacles,

something clicks into my mind.
Maybe that's because I'm a writer.

But some dramatic or aesthetic component

becomes right and I, and I go
after that person.

And there's a certain
dramatic ambience that,

that's almost as if I'm in, I
fall in love with the person,

in love with the situation
in some way. And,

of course, it has not
worked out well for me.

It has not been great, and...

Anyhow, a few weeks
after Jack and Sally split,

you know, he and I didn't
speak much, and because I,

you know, I found him elusive at the time,

and we spent much more time with Sally.

And she was depressed, you know, and
we'd try and cheer her up all the time.

I think I would be scared, first of
all, to live by myself where you live.

Yeah. It is scary. It's really scary.

And there's been a series of burglaries.
The house next door to mine was robbed.

And nearby the people were at home.
Really? Excuse me.

I mean... It's lucky for them
they didn't wake up.

I would die. I don't know, I don't think
I'd never close my eyes if I had to.

So do you want to get something
to eat or what? Sure.

Hey!

Hi. How are you?
Sam. This is Sam.

Here, this is Judy.
Hi.

Well, look.
I have to go. I'm sorry.

We can all. Let's get
something to eat.

Well, I have an appointment.
I have to go.

Don't be crazy.
No I have an appointment.

Well, we were going to get something to eat.

God!

Some coincidence?

What, I didn't get your name before.
Your name was?

Sam. Sam! Right. Okay. Sam. So, so, so.

So you guys are just walking around
down here? Yeah, we just had lunch

across the street.
What do you do, Sam?

Aerobics.
She's great at it.

And, I'm a trainer and
some nutrition.-

Hey. What're you guys
doing later?

You want to come and have
dinner at the house? Yeah!

She's an unbelievable cook.
I am.

I don't think, I don't think
it's possible tonight.

It's totally vegetarian. Well, we can't.
We can't tonight.

You know, you don't eat meat, do you?
No, me? No, no. I don't.

She eats it a little, but I...
I, sometimes I...

I used to eat red meat every
day and then I gave it up.

And then I had some again recently
and I was totally bloated.

I mean, like really bad. Look, we
can order out. There's a little,

there's a little Mexican place
around the corner,

if you don't like this vegetarian
stuff, I mean. Yeah, yeah!

I flip over couscous. Come on. You
feel like, you feel like cooking?

Whatever you want. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Come on.

- No.
- We can't.

Yeah, you know, we're just gonna
stay in, watch the Grammies.

I can't you know, we... I'm
not watching the Grammies.

She watches all these dumb-ass shows.
I have a bet

with Jill over the best single!

I'm not watching the Grammies, okay?
What are you doing to me?

My mother is in town. Yeah, his
mother's gonna be in town.

You know, so it's not possible.
You know, for the whole,

rest of the week. Okay, well,
you know, maybe later.

I've been meaning to call.
I, you know,

I thought about you guys. No, no.
I know. I wanted to.

While we're down here, I'd
like to pick up some decaf.

Yeah! There's a great store!
I need some ginseng.

Okay.

She is really something.
She is so great.

You know, she's got
a degree in psychology.-

She's really into this, this fitness.
You're fucking nuts.

She is terrific.
She's into this fitness thing.

She's a nice girl.
Her family's from Delaware.

Her father's in,
her father's in police work.

Hey. I can't get my mind around this.
This is what you leave Sally for?

Hey, hey. That's not your...
Hey! I'm shocked!

Be careful, man.
I'm serious about her.

I mean, but you know,
you're my friend, I love you.

I mean, you know, we've
been friends for years.

It's like your I.Q. is
suddenly in remission. Please.

You know? It's like, you had a
stroke, a mini-stroke or something.

Please! Don't give me some
moralizing discourse.

You're not my rabbi. Quit it!
I just, I can't,

I just can't believe it. You know, you're
married to this woman for, for years.

You raised a family.

She's a, you know, she's wonderful.

Yeah? All right, so she's
a ball breaker sometimes.

She's a ball-breaker. Hey, don't
you give me that bullshit.

I lived with her, you didn't.
You don't know her.

I don't know her, no. So then,
tell me something terrible.

It's got to, it better be
awfully incriminating.

How can I tell you something terrible?

There's nothing terrible to tell you, okay?

I care about her.
She's great, all right?

I don't want to hurt her.
That's not what this is about.

What's this? Then,
suddenly out of left field,

you, you take up with a, cocktail waitress

and I'm supposed to just to be completely...
She is not. Stop.

She is not a cocktail waitress. You know?

I'm thinking of you and Sally.
She educated, she's terrific.

She's warm and she's nice
and I can relax around her.

I can breathe. Sally was hyper.
You know that.

She's great, but she's, she's cold

and she's, she's, she's, she's, difficult.

You're telling me that? With
her Radcliffe friends and her

and her all that crap about her interior
decorator. Hey, you want to know something?

I was bored at the opera.

I was bored at the opera.

She would never go
to a Giants' game with me.

We would never just sit around, relax.

If I put an ashtray down in
the wrong place in the house.

That was it!
So, suddenly, so you had...

It took you fifteen years
to understand this, right?

You didn't, you didn't... Okay! So I
should've done it a long time ago.

But, you know, I mean, there were kids
and we're all scared of being alone.

Hey, listen. I love Sally,
okay?

Don't get me wrong. What's wrong
with aerobics? What am I, a snob?

What's that got to do with aerobics?
She's not Simone de Beauvoir.

Jesus. Big deal. She's not Simone de...

I want to enjoy the rest of my life, okay?

I want somebody who digs her nails into
my back and screams when I fuck her.

She's a fucking cocktail waitress.
Or at least moves.

She's a cocktail waitress! She's,
a she's a... Hey, I said stop it.

That's not your business, man. You don't
know what goes on between two people.

I'm tired of being corrected and criticized.

That's all I ever did with Sally.
I was always auditioning.

And your mother is not in town, Gabe.

She's in Florida.

I really think no matter how hard we worked,

the marriage wouldn't have lasted.

How long were you and Judy married?

Five years.

Why did you split up?

At the time, I thought I wanted out.

I felt I had just run out of gas.

But as I look back at it, I think
it was really Judy who wanted out.

So she left you?

No, no, she'd never.
That's, that's not her style.

Don't let Judy fool you.

She, she's what I call
passive-aggressive.

Everything is,
"Poor me, give me a break."

But she gets what she wants.

I remember the day she met her
current husband, Gabriel Roth.

My husband's staying out here for the
rest of the week with my daughter,

but I have to take the train
in tomorrow night.

I have some business in town.

Well, you know, let me give you a lift.
I'm gonna drive in tomorrow.

No, don't be silly! No!
No, why should you?

I'm happy taking the train. Why
should you go in on the train?

Train is fine. Really.

Listen, I was just gonna get
something to eat. Would you,

would you like something?
Me? No, no, no. Let me

I'll get you something. What do you want?
No, I was just on my way.

Just tell me what you want. No, no.
Don't be silly. I'll get you something.

Pasta salad. You want anything else?
You want anything to drink...

No, that will be fine.
Just pasta salad?

Yeah. Yeah. And I can easily
get a cab from Penn Station.

It's no problem at all.
No, no, don't be silly.

You see what I mean?
He winds up getting the food.

He changes his schedule,
drives her to her door,

and all the time it's,
"No, no, I'll be okay."

"Don't help me."

What my ex-husband
doesn't say is that

for the last two years of our marriage

he was virtually impotent,
when it came to me.

He was

just raging because,

I didn't turn out to be,

what he thought I'd be.
He thought I'd be one thing.

His mother, to be exact.

And I couldn't take the fact that,

he was totally unromantic in every way.

He was the kind of guy that gives
you an appliance for your birthday.

I never got her a Melior coffee
maker for a birthday present.

I got her a camera once.

And an enlarger, for our anniversary,

but she wanted it.
She asked for it.

What're you thinking about?

I don't know. I was,

I was just thinking about, that
manuscript you're reading?

Geez. It's just a terrible novel. Terrible...
Very autobiographical.

Well, what else am I gonna work on?
Should I be insulted?

Why should you be insulted? Your
description of the way we met.

That party in the Hamptons?

"He spotted her from a distance.
And Harriet leapt to mind."

"It was that simple.
He was drawn to her instantly,"

"because she reminded him
of his only genuine passion."

"His sixth sense told him to move on it."

"But she wasn't Harriet."

"The minute he met her,
the dream evaporated."

Yeah right.
So she wasn't crazy.

No, just boring.

No. She's the, she's the best woman in
the book. That's why he marries her.

But he pays a price.
This is just junk anyhow.

You know, I want to throw it away.

No, you're wrong. Listen, it's full
of vitality and wit. It's good.

Yeah, I know, you're prejudiced
because you're my wife.

Your dull wife.

I don't know why you ask for
my opinion ever. You know?

You don't care about it.
It's not true.

It is true.

I happen to think it's a mediocre novel.

What can I say? Because you have
no, no respect for my judgment.

If somebody else came along
and, and said that,

you'd accept it totally.
I would not.

After a little time passed,
Judy and Sally had lunch.

Sally made a surprising announcement.

I like being single.

You do?

I had the opposite impression.

No, that's all anticipatory anxiety.

When you calm down you realize
it's not as bad as you fantasized.

It's like pulling a bad tooth.

All the festering wounds of your marriage,

the disappointments, the resentments,

they're gone in one clean yank
and you're free.

Boy.
You can't imagine,

after years of accumulating
problems and swallowing one's anger

to have the chance to begin again.

Yeah. I can imagine.

The clock ticks faster for a woman.

You have to do it while you
still have some allure left.

The one advantage of being a little older is

you have a lot of experience.
Yeah.

I have a much better shot
at making things work out.

If I meet someone... I've
often thought, you know,

that if Gabe and I met now,

knowing all the things
we know...-

We'd have a better relationship.
No question.

Would you still marry him?

God, what a question.

That's, you know, for me, I just...

The thought of breaking up
is just so painful.

You can't stay together out of fear,
because then you know what you become?

What?
My mother and father.

Well...

I've pictured myself free.

I know you have.
How do you know?

Because you got so angry that night when

Jack and I said we were splitting.

I thought about it later, realized
we must have touched a nerve.

No. Yes! It's like Hamlet and Oedipus.

You were angry that night because
I did what you really want to do.

You're over-dramatizing.
Gabe and I are okay.

Nobody has it perfect.
I know. I know.

Listen, when it's good, nothing's better.

Listen, I think maybe I have
a possibility for you.

Tell me.
Michael Gates?

The one you said
was attractive in your office?-

He's only been there a few months.

I know he had a girlfriend,
but now they've broken up.

I do think he's attractive.

He's charming, he's bright.

The timing's perfect.
Well what could you want?

I just think if you
come up to the office now...

Meet him, and see how you feel.

And if you think you're
interested, we could all

arrange something or all go
out together or something.

Michael, this is my friend, Sally.
Hi, Sally.

Hello. I'm finding some back issues for her.

Sally's with the Landmark's Preservation
Committee. Preservation Committee?

Well, I'll tell you something. I don't
believe in capital punishment except for

certain New York builders.

Not just New York, though.

There's always just a blind
passion for the new, the young.

Listen, you two wait here and
I'll go and Xerox those copies.

I'll be right with you.
All right. Fine.

Take your coat off, make
yourself comfortable. All right.

Throw it anywhere. Sorry, about
the clutter around here.

We're in the middle of putting together
a full issue of German furniture styles

in the '20s and '30s.
I hate that period.

I did my college thesis
on Bauhaus architecture.

It was called,
"Function and Fascism."-

This was years ago at Radcliffe, you know?

I got so much flak on it.
It was very unpopular.

Not that it won't make
a good magazine subject.

You haven't, well, go on. Have a
look at that chair. Remember that?

Yes, I...
Isn't it wonderful?

I truly dislike that chair.

Okay, what about this one?
I hated that chair.

What do you think?
Isn't he sweet?

Well, yes. He seems nice.
Yeah.

I think he's great looking.
And he's single and not gay.

I'm telling you, he just broke up.

I don't know him that well.

He's kind of quiet, but
I like that about him.

He's got a great sense of humor.

He's a very charming drunk.

There was somebody's birthday party up
here and he had quite a lot of whiskey.

And he was quoting Yeats'
poems and he was crying.

He was? He weeps?
Yes!

But in the sweetest way.

So what do you think?
Shall I get us all together?

You don't have to.
He already asked me to lunch.

He did?

It came up that we both
took courses at Cambridge.

He suggested we have lunch
next week. So, you know?

That would be great.
I'd be the matchmaker.

I took an instant liking for Sally.

God, I was immediately
attracted to her. Geez.

She spoke her mind, she spoke her thoughts.
Which I really liked.

And she's very sexy, you know?

Now look, I, remember, I wasn't looking
for another relationship because...

I'd just split up with Amy and
I'd sworn off getting involved.

But with Sally, God,

there was something
that just hooked in at once.

So you were grateful to Judy, for
introducing you? Yes, I was. Very.

- It's funny, you know.
- When I...

When I first got to know Judy,
I had the vague impression

that she was flirting with me, you know?

And I thought she must be
unhappily married, you know.

But I met her husband, and they seemed fine.

But that seems typical of Judy.

She's very giving and...

She did me this big favor
by introducing me to Sally.

Your second story was every bit
as interesting as your first.

I just thought It was wonderful.

Great! I was knocked out by it. Yeah!

I'm thrilled.
I'm so glad you like it.

You're so encouraging to me. You know?
I want you to know that.

No, don't be silly. I'm just one
opinion, you know, and I was impressed.

No, but you're the opinion.

I though your line was great, about
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates"

"bad television." Because I think
it's completely true. Right.

I can't tell you how much your
opinion means to me, you know.

Listen, you wanna go
for a walk? I mean...

A walk?

You're busy, right?
No, no, no, no, no.

I just meant for a walk, like
to discuss the...

You want to hear more about
your story, how good it is.

Yeah, well, I...

It was great, the way
you structured the story.

Because the tension built up so,

so beautifully and you released all
the energy in the last paragraph.

I thought that was very sophisticated.
Thanks.

I spent five days searching for the
perfect word to describe the husband.

And that's when I came up with
"appucious." Appucious, yeah,

I looked that up in the
dictionary, but couldn't find it.

Yeah, I know.
I made it up.

Really? Yeah, I thought it
described it perfectly.

Tolstoy is a full meal.

Turgenev I would say is a fabulous dessert.

That's how I characterize him.

And Dostoyevsky?

Dostoyevsky is a full meal with a
vitamin pill and extra wheat germ.

"I fall upon the thorns of life. I bleed."

I used to think that was so romantic.

To write, to fall in love, and
to experience real passion.

Really? You think that passion
could actually be sustained?

I don't know.

Time magazine said you lose
your sexual attraction

for the other person
in four years, I think it was.

Time must know, right?
Yeah.

I sometimes think of living
in Paris, you know, or

Europe in general. I just
find that very romantic.

You know, because I like cafe life.
I'd like to write, get maybe a small

- flat or something.
- That sounds great.

Yeah, just walking the streets
is fun in Paris.

Listen, let me tell you,
until you've been kissed

on one of those rainy Parisian afternoons,

you've never been kissed, I promise you.

And were you kissed in the rain?

I wasn't kissed, I was the kisser.

Okay, I was wondering if

I could read your novel.

How'd you know I had a novel?

You mentioned it when we
had lunch that time. Yeah.

You know, it's, I'm very
disenchanted with it. Yes.

I know. I'm only asking you because
I could learn a lot from it.

I just would like to know what
you like and what you don't like

and why you're so critical of it, you know?

Let me think about it.

Are you okay?
Yes.

Let me think about it.
I'll think about it.

I shouldn't have asked you. No, no, no.

Let me think about it.
Okay.

Gabe. He's always picked
the wrong women.

Except for Judy.
She's the first.

She's the first sane woman he ever fell for.

He's always attracted to the crazies,

the nut cases.

For some reason. I got a couple of
theories about it. One is that,

you know, deep down somewhere,
he knows it's not gonna work

and so he suffers.

And that kind of atones for some sort of

early-on guilt he's got over,
what, I don't know.

Another is, like all of us, he grew up on

movies and novels where

doomed love was romantic.

Well what about you?
How are things going with Sam?

Great. Absolutely great.

You know, Saturday, we got up,

we had a run down by the river.
It was a beautiful day.

The light was great.

It was just terrific. I'm down
to a good weight.

She's got me exercising.
And it feels...

It feels incredible to get in shape.

I eat great. That's the, that's
the other thing, you know?

Salads, no meat.
Never touch meat.

Later in the day, we rented
some kind of a video.

It was a, some sort of dopey,
funny, stupid little thing.

Something Sally would've never let me bring
into the house, and I wanna tell you

something. I laughed like
hell. I had a terrific time

and I didn't have to feel guilty about it.

Like I said, she's not Simone de
Beauvoir, okay. We argue sometimes.

Trust me on this, It's Lear. King Lear.

Shakespeare never wrote about a King Leo.

Well, Mr. Intellectual.

Shakespeare wrote in English, not Japanese.

That's wonderful.

I was just gonna make some cappuccino
or something. You want some?

- No.
- You're sure?

I'm positive. Absolutely.

Listen, don't start getting all excited.
I don't have my diaphragm in.

Tonight I want to make love to
you without your diaphragm.

What are you talking about?

I'm serious.
I was thinking about it, and

I thought maybe

you know, I've been resisting having a...

A child too strenuously.

What?

Since when?
I don't know.

I just was, us, these are some thoughts that
I've had, that's all. I thought maybe...

Maybe it would be helpful in some way.

What kind of help did you have in mind?
I don't know.

Are you unhappy in our marriage?

I don't think about it that much.

You know? Which is
probably a good sign.

You know, it's late, I'm tired. Do you
really want to talk about this now?

All I said was, I thought it was
a good idea to have a baby.

I don't think It's not such a good idea.
Why? Why not all of a sudden?

Because I think that we have some
straightening out to do, between us,

before we have a baby.

Like what? You wanted a baby.
Why are you in such a bad mood?

Do you want somebody new?

No.

Who? Like who? I mean, do you?

Certainly not a baby.
Okay, so forget it.

I was bringing it up because I
thought you wanted. Okay, fine.

Are you in a bad mood, or something you
wanna say to me and you're not saying?

No, I think we should be
careful. We don't want to get

into one of those things
that you can't get out of.

So you don't want a baby, right?
That's what I should...

You know I do. Okay, so
then we have to work on it.

But not tonight. Tonight,
any thought of sex is now...

I'm sorry.
Not your fault.

I mean, this is crazy. I'm begging you
to have a baby that I don't even want.

I knew you didn't want it.
I don't mean it that way.

You know, I mean it differently.

You know, it's late and I'm confused.

We have a perfectly fine
marriage. I don't know what

all this talk is suddenly about.

Excuse me, Michael?

I brought you a wonton
soup since you were busy.

Thanks, Judy. You're a sweetheart.
Thank you.

I see you're going to Carnegie Hall.

Yes. Going to see Mahler.
Mahler's Ninth. Really?

Yeah.
I hope Sally likes Mahler.

Of course she'll like it. It's
my favorite of all of his.

Here are some napkins.
Thanks.

I've got this great place to bring
her to after the concert ends.

A little supper joint run by an
Italian family. It's very intimate.

Courtyard, trellis, fairy lights.
That's beautiful.

It is. It is.

It's funny, seeing someone

who's just left a long marriage.

I bet it's been a while since
she was courted. Romanced?

Yes, I'm sure.

I'm such a square, Judy.

I'm old-fashioned.
I eat all that stuff up.

Music, intimate restaurants,
candlelight joints and stuff.

I'm from a different era, I think.

Amy used to say I should
have been born in the 1800s.

She found it all a bit corny. No, it's
not at all corny. It's very sweet.

You go in for that stuff too, don't you?

Sure.
Yeah.

Tonight was fun?
Yes, it was good.

And that music was fantastic.

I usually hate Mahler, but it was good.

The last movement's too long. I
think he should have cut it down.

The second movement was good.

Well, it began well.

Then it gets sentimental.
Yeah.

The conductor fought his way out.

Dinner was wonderful.

Although I should teach the chef
how to make an Alfredo sauce.

Sorry, you didn't like it. Do you, want to?

Yeah, I mean, is it okay?
Coffee?

I'd love to.

I'm yawning because
I'm hyper-oxygenating.

Because the car ride just
made me a little bit sick.

I'm sorry, Sally. I know I'm not
the greatest driver in the world.

No, your driving was fine,
for the most part.

It's not your fault.

I shouldn't have had the last margarita.
Three's my limit.

I couldn't finish the second.

This is lovely.

Very homely. English pine.

It's the finest.

I prefer French.
My decorator screwed me.

Anyhow, it's too big for one person.
I have to get a place in town.

It's funny how your whole life changes.

I'm scared here alone.
You must be, I'm sure.

There's been robberies.
I bet.

Do you want to get married
again, straight away, Sally?

Or do you like being single?

I love being single.

Because I think certain personalities
just need to be married.

I disagree.

Well, that's what they say.

Not me. I thought I did.

I do. I do.
I think it's time for me.-

So why have you never got married?

I don't know.
I got close

in my twenties once, but it didn't work out.

Is wine okay?
Lovely. Thank you.

I want to be alone for a while at least.

I want to have a few experiences.
If it happens, great.

If not, that's just fine.

I'm sure you'll get what you want.

You're a very beautiful woman. Thank you.

I can't go so fast.
I'm sorry.

It's just, you know...

Metabolically, It's not my rhythm.
I understand.

Thank you.

I haven't been in a social situation

that's meant anything to me
in a very long time.

Well, thank you, Sally,
I'm glad to know you care.

Well I wouldn't be with you

if I wasn't at least
interested in exploring it.

Well, cheers.
Cheers.

Tonight's meant a lot to me,
Sally. Thank you.

Lovely. That's nice.

Okay, okay.

What's the rush? I'm sorry, I apologize.
I'm just...

I'm overanxious because I like you a lot.

Dear.
Michael, what can I say?

I haven't made love
in such a long time.-

My marriage, I told you, was dead. Sure.

For years.

I don't know why.
Yes, I do.

The second law of thermodynamics.

Sooner or later, everything turns to shit.

That's my phrasing. Not the
encyclopedia Britannica.

Strange too, because often one
doesn't even see it happen.

I did.

That's the part that kills me.

I was in town working.

Jack was supposed to be out of
town, on business, in Chicago.

All of a sudden, by sheer accident...

Hi. Hey. What's up?
Hi. Hey, how was Chicago?

It's, it was good. I mean,
it was, well, it was busy.

It was busy. I mean,

he, the old guy doesn't want to settle.

He's, he's a tough old bird, boy.

I couldn't bring it up.

I was so hurt, and so full of rage.

And scared.

For weeks, you know,

I waited for him to say he'd
met someone, but he never did.

Although I was always suspicious,
I never found another incident.

So I chose to overlook it.

And I hoped it would go away.

But it didn't.

Because I began thinking

of getting rid of him

and being single.

And things just got worse between us.

We put up bigger and bigger fronts.

Now I'm single.

And I realize I'm one of those
people who needs to be married.

Hey. Hey!

Come here.

Hi.
Where are you going?

I'm just going home. Come on.
I'll give you a lift.

Great!

Come on.

I have a surprise for you.
What?

I don't know if you'll think
it's such a surprise.

I'm gonna let you read my novel.

Great! That's great!

Thanks. Now, you have
to really go easy on it

because...
Of course.

Do you want to come up?

Now? Come on and meet my parents.
They're so in love with you.

Don't you want to see how I live?

Richard, what are you doing here?

So, this is why I don't see you anymore?

What are you talking about? This, that's...
You're mistaken.

I'm mistaken. I just wanted to
see what he looked like. No.

You know something? You're not
what I thought you'd look like.

Yeah, becau...
This isn't even my boyfriend.

Really?
Yeah, he's my professor.

Your professor?
From Colum... Yes.

This is your professor.
I'm Professor Gabriel Roth.

Nice to meet you.

Columbia. Columbia.
Stop. Yeah.

Yeah. Barnard.
How interested are you?

Come on, you... Excuse me, I want
to ask you something, Professor.

Do you seduce all your students?

Stop it! Listen, I don't
know what this is about.

I just, I was just
taking her upstairs for...

Okay. Yeah.
I see.

Just go! Please?
Really?

I don't even know why you're here.

What are you doing here?
Because you led me on!

I did not lead you on!

I told you from day one I didn't
want to marry! Tell me something.

When you have her in your arms,

Stop it!
What does she say to you?

I, listen.
I don't know what...

That's so... Why are you acting childish?
I ought to take you apart.

Like... That's ridiculous. We should go.
We have to go.

You're acting like
a fifteen-year-old...

I'm, I'm sorry, okay?

I mean, we were... Yeah.
You're sorry?

We were never meant to be.
What do you think I am?

I don't know.
I just know you're,

you're always in Why don't you just

one of your phases. I am! Go in?
Why don't' you just go in?

What? I'm trying to help you out here.
Just... All right. Fine!

I'm getting cold. I'm getting cold.
I'm sorry.

This is my mother.

And this is Professor Gabe Roth.
It is such a

immense pleasure to meet you.

That's my father.

It is an honor, sir.

How do you do?
Now what can we get you?

Me? Nothing.
I'm just, I'm just,

I'm just fine. Just, just a, you know...
Sedative, if you have one.

Who, who was that character downstairs?

I'll tell you about it later.
It's just you...

It's got so sunny all of a sudden.
Yeah, well...

We're tremendous fans of yours.

We wish you'd still write
those, funny short,

you know, funny, sad stories that you wrote.
Let me take your coat.

Sure.
Just...

So what were you going to tell
me about that guy downstairs?

Okay.

I better start from the beginning
then, if I'm going to tell you.

My father, he had this...

This colleague.

It was his business partner.

And... This guy was your
father's business partner?

No, no, no. This is why
I have to tell you

way in the beginning.

It leads up to him...

And this...
My father's business partner.

He'd come by the house fairly often, right?

And one day, he told me that
he was in love with me, right?

And I was very flattered,

and to say the least,

he was, he was real bright and single

and we started having this affair.

Naturally, we told nobody.

So now I have this friend, Jane.

And her parents, they were divorced.

Her father, Jerry,

developed this mad crush over me, right?

And before long, I was,

I was seeing both these men and
instead of being happy, I was...

I was just miserable.

And I, I couldn't get my feelings straight,

and so I went to an analyst.

I tried for a few months
to, to work things out,

and then one day my analyst said that

he was gonna stop treating me because

he felt it wasn't the thing to do since

he was falling in love with me.

I was taken with him.

I mean, you can imagine he's,
he's quite brilliant and

I started seeing him,

and I did. I, I broke off
from the other two.

But something inside me
told me that, he can't

be a very stable person,

I mean, let alone a good analyst.

So, I never really let things
get too far with him.

Then one night I met Carl,

and he was very sweet
and he really came on with me.

And I came to my senses
and I, I said to myself,

what I am doing with
these older men, you know?

So I, I cleaned up my act

and I've been dating Carl,

but as you can see Richard is so unstable.
He really took it badly.

My God. You've got material
for your first novel,

and the sequel, and, and an
opera by Puccini here.

This is incredible. It is, but
don't you think I'm right?

I mean, Carl, he's fun.

And what the hell am I doing
with the midlife crisis set?

I mean, they're all, they're all
wonderful, rather accomplished men but

in the end I just felt like
I was some kind of symbol

of lost youth or unfulfilled dreams.

Or am I being too dramatic?

Gabe.

Gabe, now Rain's birthday
party's coming up soon

and we'd love you to come.

Gee. I don't know if it'd
be possible or not.

No, no, no he doesn't.
He doesn't want to come

to my party.
Come, please.

Please, we would love you to come
for a drink. You and your wife.

Ma, he isn't... He's not
gonna come to my birthday.

You know, I think you've been a
wonderful influence on Rain.

Almost inspirational. And...
Well, she's great.

And I'd consider it an honor if
you'd come by I've told him, Daddy.

For a birthday drink.

Just as Gabe gave his manuscript to Rain,

Judy also presented some of her writing.

Listen, I finally got
around to reading these

lovely poems.

You... You could be
completely honest.

I am. I... You know, I,
it's just a hobby, I...

I, I was moved.
They're so full of feeling.

Really? Honestly, what
does your husband say?

I'd... No, I'd never show
them to him.

What? Because he, he'd be
much too critical, you know.

He has very high standards.

He's... You know, he'd be right, too.
Come on.

No, no, no, listen. The two you
wrote about, New England?!

That...
There's a little graveyard

on Martha's Vineyard
where I'd love to be buried.

I know it. I know it.

I used to say to Amy that's No.

The place I'd choose too.
I mean.

Listen, do you want
to have lunch outside today?

Sure, I'd love to. It's so nice, you know.
We could...

Gosh, are you soaked?
No, I'm not so bad.

What about you? I just...
I think just my coat.

Your hair's wet.

Is it?
Thank you, Annie.

Thank you.

That was fun, wasn't it?
Yes. My hair's a mess.

Listen...

Judy, can, can I speak frankly to you?

Sure.

Thank you for introducing me to Sally.

Yeah.

I, I think I'm in love with her.

Gee, that was quick.

I mean not that she shares my feelings
or, if she ever will, you know?

Well, she hasn't been single that long.

Yeah, yeah. I, I realize
that, but it's like

I've finally met someone I care about,

and I can't wait for the other shoe to fall.

Well, you're...
You probably had...

You know, you're just
a little gun-shy from,

maybe some bad experiences.

Is she, is she as terrific as she seems?

She is. She is.
She's wonderful. She's,

honest and decent, and I,

I can't say enough good things about her.

Thank you, Judy. I've, I... You know
how much I respect your opinion.

Listen, do you mind if I just...

I'm just feeling a little funny.

It's probably that run
down the block, you know.

I'm fine. I'll get you some...
In the drawer.

I, I don't know why
I introduced Sally to Michael.

Why did I push them together
like that, when...

You know. When obviously,
I had feelings for him myself.

So,

you know, I was just very confused.
I didn't know what I wanted.

You look good. You don't get,
you don't get any older.

You have to work out?

You know, since Sally and I, broke up,

I'm single. I gotta...

I gotta watch it, you know? I saw Sally
the other night. She's dating some guy.

She introduced us.

Seemed nice. Nice looking.

Claire could tell you.
Yeah, I think that...

What was he? He's an editor.

So...

So, I mean, so what's the deal?

I mean, are they... I mean, is... Are
they seeing one another or what's...

No, I don't...
We don't know.

I'm drunk, so don't hold me responsible,

but, Jack, you gave up a great
one when you gave up Sally.

Ken? Ken.
Yeah, yeah.

He's just... He's having a good time tonight.
No, he's right.

He's, he's right, he' right.
I know, I know.

Look, we were together a lot of years.

She's a great lady. I know.

I mean, not to worry.
She'll be all right.

This guy, Michael,
Michael something seemed fine.

Michael?
Ken, could...

I think... Let's go home. What?
Don't tell me I'm out of line.

You're okay, right?

That blonde girl,
Samantha. Sam.

She should be in the Olympics.

Hey, what do you think? I mean, are
they serious, about each other?

No, we don't know.
What, what did she say?

Hey, Jack, we didn't talk,

but for a few minutes we just had a...
She looked great.

She, Jack, Jack.
Has she had face work?

Face work?
We gotta... Ken?

We have to go. It was good to see you.
Let's go home.

What?
Hey, where is Sam?

We're gonna go home.

If astrology were true,

twins would have the same face.
It is true! It is totally,

totally, totally provable, you know.

Provable, how? From gypsies? How? How?

Wait it is totally logical, right?

You know, why wouldn't
the position of the planets

have an influence on our personalities?

Well, that's not...
Do you know who...

That's so easy to refute.
My babysitter.

But there is, there is...

They know, right? They know there is
more crime during the full moon, right?

Well, who knows?

Well, you know.
It's, It's like, who?

It's like the universe knows this stuff.
I mean, you guys, you're all so smart.

But it's like you just don't,
don't get the fundamental Sam.

Basics... I would love to get you
together with my babysitter.

She doesn't know Well, I
would love to meet her.

Anyone in New York.
Great. Hi, sweetheart.

You know... She's been with me two months.

Her father's not around because... Fabulous.

You know, because... My
ex-wife was a great, a great

believer. Well, you should
listen to your wife.

Hey, you know, what can I tell you?
Ex-wife, I said.

Ex. I'm just making a point right now.

Because, you know,

the position of the planets, it's like...
It is crucial to your life, you know?

I can't stress this
strongly enough, you know.

And your body...
Yeah, but be logical.

Well, I'm totally logical.
I mean...

I would not put a Sagittarius
with a Libra, right? Sam,

we got to go.
I am...

Come on. Come on.

But... We're just getting started here.

It was awfully good Yeah, we were having

to see you guys.
A perfectly nice time.

Come on. Come on.
It's early!

Well...
We'll see you guys.

Come on. Come on.

It was really nice meeting you.

Come on. Jesus Christ. I can't
believe you just did that.

If you don't know what
the hell you're talking about,

why don't you try not talking? Just let go.

They don't know what they're talking about!

What do you mean, they don't
know what they're talking about?

You feel so goddamn obligated

to make conversation all the time.
How about listening? I listen!

Novel idea for you.

You are so...
You are so rude, Jack.

I can't believe you just did that to me!
That's right.

You're the expert? That's
the most embarrassing...

That is the most embarrassing...
Come on. Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's get outta here before you
make it any worse, for Christ's sake.

You give me this bullshit all the
time about astrology. It's so stupid.

I've told you a hundred times.
There's nothing stupid

about it. Yeah, it is. I'm so
sick of listening to your crap

about soybeans and Zen foods
and the fucking zodiac.

Go on, get in the car...
Leave me alone. No.

Hey. Get in the car! Look, Who
do you think you're talking to?

Hey, listen to me. You want to
embarrass me in front of my friends?

They're trying to make
an intellectual conversation,

and you're sitting here
jerking off about the

tofu and crystals or something for
Christ's sake. Well, believe me then

stupid!

There's nothing intellectual about them.
Get in the car, will you?

No, I'm not going.
Come on. Come here!

Yes, you are!
No.

Help! Help!
Shut up, will you?

Shut your mouth, will you?

What're you, crazy? Come on, get...
I want to embarrass you!

You want to embarrass me? Are
you coming with me or not? No!

I hate you and your stupid
Get... Get...

fucking asshole, asshole, asshole, friends!
Go ahead, go ahead.

Get in the car.
Get your ass in the car.

Right now.
Where's my bag?

Get in the car. I don't know where it is.
It doesn't matter where it is.

Here. Get in the car.

Goddamn, I must have been out of my mind.

Crazy. You're totally crazy.
You're too drunk to drive.

No, I'm not. I'm not drunk.

Just shut up and let's go,
for Christ's sake. Jack!

Goddamn it, I... Look what
you've done now! Just...

Just let me out of here!
Let me out of... No.

Let me out of here!
Hey. Come on.

Will you just stop... I'm not stop...
Goddamn it.

Get in the car!

You maniac!
Trying to be cute?

No! No!
Get in the fucking car!

No! No!
I don't believe this.

Help!
What am I doing?

Get in the car, you infant.

Get in the fucking car!

Christ.

Jesus.

Why were you able to have an orgasm
with Michael and not with your husband?

I didn't. I was trying to.

Trying very hard to go with
it, but, but I was tense.

I came close.

What makes it so difficult for you?

My mind just gets racing with thoughts.

You'd laugh if I told you.
I get so mentally hyperactive.

Like what?

I thought that I liked
what Michael was doing to me

and it felt different from Jack.

More gentle.

And more exciting.

And I thought how different
Michael was from Jack, and

how much deeper his vision of life was.

And I thought.

Michael was a hedgehog,

and Jack was a fox.

And then I thought.

Judy was a fox,

and Gabe was a hedgehog.

And I thought about all the people I knew,

and which were hedgehogs

and which were foxes.

Al Simon, a friend, was a hedgehog.

And his wife, Jenny, was a hedgehog.

And Cindy Salkind was a fox.

And Lou Patrino was a hedgehog.

I had the impression
that at times you weren't...

You weren't quite into it.

No. No.

I mean...

You know,

I told you the problems
I've had with Jack, but...-

No.

It was wonderful.

God. I've hurt
your feelings, right?

I don't want you to get
the wrong impression.

I loved it.
Me too.

I used to get really excited
when we first got married.

Then, somewhere along
the line, it slipped away.

Hey.

It's okay.

What?

That I'm not responsive?

We had a really nice experience.

Yes.

But we had two separate, nice experiences.

Okay, but they were nice.
They were separate.

I'm beginning to see why your
husband got a bit crazy.

Very funny.

Come on, Sally.

Are you hungry? He said,
trying to change the subject.

Stop it.

What was that?

There's been a series of burglaries.
Have you got the alarm on?

No, no.

Well, call the police.
Call the police. No, no.

I'll take a look.

Who are you?
Who are you?

Jack! My God!
Who...

You changed the lock on my own goddamn house!
What're you doing here?

Who's this? Who's this? This is...
This is my husband.

It's none of your business! Please, leave!
None of my business?

Come on.
I don't wanna leave.

Leave right now.
Listen, are you all right?

Am I all right?
Are you all right, pal?

What the hell are...
Who are you?

Is he living here? What's the deal?
Don't get upset.

Don't get upset? What's he doing?
Don't get upset.

Fucking you in our bed? Is that the deal?
Hey, hey, listen!

Listen! Let's not get ugly here.
Hey. This is my house, pal!

Michael, go upstairs. No, I can talk to him.
I'm staying here.

Really, please. Go upstairs.

Please. Michael.
Where's he going now?

I'll just be up there. Yes, I know.
If I need some...

You're going up to our bed? Is that the deal?
It's not our bed, Jack.

Anymore. No, now listen. You need some
black coffee. What're you talking' about?

I'm gonna make it, then just, you know.
Go. Hey, wait a minute.

Sally, listen.

I wanna come back.
Jack.

You're drunk! Please. Man! My
life is such a fucking mess!

Jack, this is not the time
and place to discuss this!

Please go. It's not the place?
What're you...

Just go! It's the middle...
This is my house! Hey!

This is my fucking house!
No, it's my fucking house.

My house. Now.

I wanna start over again, okay?

No. That's

not possible.
Too much has happened.

- God. I've made...
- Sally? You need help?

Please. No, Michael.
Hey, would you get lost?

What is it with him?
Do you mind?

I... What is he? The
guardian here or something?

Just go back to bed, or
something, This is ridiculous!

I can handle this.
Man.

I don't believe this.
I don't believe it.

Well, don't. You don't have
to believe it. Go.

You... Listen. I...

My God, I...

Look it... This was not all
my fault, you know? Okay?

It takes two of us.
I never

I mean, both of us screwed up.
Said it was all your fault.

You don't know how hard you
are to live with! Please.

You would just break my back all the...
Have I heard this

before somewhere? Yes.
That's it. Perfect. See?

She's got an answer
to everything! Everything.

Well, what do you want me
to say? You know?

My... I... Our marriage
was full of problems.

Yes, I know that.

You know, some were my fault.
Some were yours.

But you lied to me. Go ahead.

You deceived me. You cheated on me. Hey.

I don't know. God... Why
don't you just run upstairs.

We stopped loving each other!
And tell him

there's a stranger in the
house, you know. He knows!

He knows!
He knows.

Swell. That's perfect too.

Hey, you show me one couple that
doesn't have problems, you know?

It's not that unusual.

Everybody, it's tough!

Everybody has a tough time, you know?

What happened to the one you moved in with?
That's bullshit.

It's total bullshit.

Well, I met someone I like.

What?

You what?
I met someone I like.

What about all the...

What about all the years we had together?

Well...

You know, you had no problem wiping
them out when it suited you!

But I, I didn't know what to do.

I didn't know what else to do.

I didn't know what to do. No, no.
I can't discuss this now.

Please!

Go!

You know, you'll feel better tomorrow.

I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow.

That's what I'm gonna feel like.

Shit!

Hi.

I need to speak to Jack.

How long are you
just gonna leave me out there?

Right? It's like...
I told you, I...

I have never, never been

treated like this in my life before!
Look, you see?

I mean this is really,

perfect, how you ruin a life.

You see what I mean? Yeah, well,
then go see a psychiatrist.

God, I need to see a shrink.
Dating a slime bag! Please!

Hey, hey, come on in.

Come on in. Why don't you join us?
This is about all of us, you know.

- We don't have secrets.
- Well, that's bullshit!

We have nothing but secrets!
What do you mean?

I've never met a Scorpio who wasn't
secretive. Will you stop with that shit?

Scorpio sh... Really.
I'm going to go to bed.

I'm going to bed. Get out.

Both of you, get out.
Hey. Wait a minute.

What's the big deal?

I mean, so I did a couple of things wrong.

I yelled, I misbehaved.
Please!

Does it have to be irreversible?

"The heart raged and demanded,

"grew melancholy and confused,

"and toward what end?

"To articulate what nitwit strategy?

"Procreation?

"It told him something, this business

"of how mind boggling numbers of
sperm competed for a single egg.

"It was not the other way around.

"Of course men would make love at any
time and place with any number of women,

"including total strangers,

"while females were more selective.

"They were, in each case, catering to
the demands of only one small egg,

"while each male had millions

"and millions of frantic sperm

"screaming wildly, 'Let us out.
Please, let us out, now!"'

"It was like those desperate
ads in the personals column

"with a dozen requirements and,

"if they were not enough, there was
added, 'Must be a non-smoker."'

"Feldman longed to meet a woman
who attracted him physically

"and had the following personality.

"A quick sense of humor equal to his,

"a love of sports equal to his,

"a love of classical music equal to his

"with a particular fondness
for Bach and balmy climates."

"In short, he wanted himself,
but as a pretty woman."

"Pepkin married and raised a family."

"He led a warm, domestic life.
Placid, but dull."

"Knapp was a swinger."

"He eschewed nuptial ties and
bedded five different women a week."

"Students, housewives, nurses, actresses,"

"a doctor, a salesgirl,"

"you name it, it held Knapp
between its legs."

"Pepkin, from the calm of his
fidelity, envied Knapp."

"Knapp, lonely beyond belief, envied Pepkin."

"What happened after the honeymoon was over?"

"Did desire really grow with the years,"

"or did familiarity cause partners
to long for other lovers?"

"Was the notion
of ever-deepening romance"

"a myth we had grown up on,"

"along with simultaneous orgasm?"

"The only time Rifkin and his wife"

"experienced a simultaneous orgasm"

"was when the judge
handed them their divorce."

"Maybe, in the end,"

"the idea was not to expect
too much out of life."

So, the book was wonderful.
It was...

It was entertaining,
and imaginative, and moving.

You don't have to say this.
I can... You can be critical.

Be honest with me.
I know. Of course.

It was just...
Really?

All this suffering, and how you
make it so funny, you know.

And all the little lost souls
running around.

Geez, that's funny, you know, 'cause I,
I've had so much trouble with the book.

I can't tell you. Have you
let anybody else read it?

Well.
Not exactly, you know.

Listen, I'm so thrilled
that you feel this way.

I can't tell you how encouraged I am.

It means so much to me,
really. You know...

Your, feelings about it are really...

Like what? You know of course
you're, you're, you are a sucker

for my work, so I shouldn't get too excited.
No. That's not true.

I mean, I'm objective,

and, I mean, yes, I do love the
way you write, and everything.

I had some criticisms, but overall

the things... I'm sure you
must have had criticisms,

obviously. You know,
what were they?

Nothing serious.

I mean, the whole thing was just a delight.

Really?
Yeah.

Well, you know, I can't tell you.

I've had such a love-hate
relationship with this book.

No.

My God, this can't be.
What's the matter?

My, I think I left the, thing in the cab.

You're kidding. In a taxi cab? My God.

Are you sure?
I'm gonna cry. I can't

believe I did this to you.
What...

Okay, he was Indian.

The driver was Indian. You
left it in an Indian's cab?

No. He was Armenian.

I can't believe this.
That was the only copy.

You must be joking.
I know, wait. Was it...

Hargopian?

Could that be possible?
Hargopian? Yes.

Mister Hargopian? Or Swami
Hargopian, or what? I mean...

I was totally crushed.

I abs... You know,
I wanted to die. It was...

You know, this was the
worst thing that happened.

But you put up a false front for her.

Right I had to, 'cause the
poor girl was wrecked.

I mean, well...
You know, what was I gonna do?

I was trying to bail her out.

So this book was very meaningful

to you, despite all your carrying
on about how you hated it.

I guess so.

And the young woman? Rain?

Her approbation was very significant to me.

I mean, it was...

Well, why was her praise and
encouragement for your work so pleasing?

Judy, your own wife, had liked it very
much and you gave her such a hard time.

I don't know.
But there was some kind of,

some kind of rapport I felt here that,

so, it was, it was, meaningful to me.

Hey! Hey!

Somebody found your envelope!

He's waiting at the house,
now! Come here!

It's...

It's so Freudian.

What is?

The whole thing of leaving the
novel in the cab, and everything.

Hey, don't be silly.

You know, it could happen to anybody.

You misplaced it for a moment. No.

I think maybe it meant something.

Like what?

Well,

I don't know.

I think maybe...

I mean, I could have been threatened.

Threatened by my book?
Yeah.

I mean, I'm very, I'm very
competitive by nature,

so...
That's absurd.

Why?
Because I'm a young female?

No, don't...
You know, don't get angry,

because I'm in your corner.

I'm... You know, I'm your biggest fan. Yeah.

I just think that maybe I could have been
threatened by certain things in the book.

Like what?
You know...

Some of the attitudes towards
women, and your ideas on life.

You told me you love the book.

I do.

I do love it. Yeah.

What were your criticisms?

Nothing.

No, tell me. Tell me
what your criticisms were.

I was a little disappointed, I guess, with

some of your attitudes.

Like what? What attitudes?

With what?

The way your people just casually
have affairs like that. That's...

Well, the book doesn't condone affairs.

You know, I'm exaggerating
for comic purposes. Yeah.

I mean, but are our choices really between

chronic dissatisfaction
and suburban drudgery?

No, but, you know, that, that's how I
deliberately distort it, you know,

'cause I'm trying to show how
hard it is to be married and...

Well, you have to be careful not to
trivialize with things like that.

Jesus. I hope I haven't.

Well, the way your, your lead character
views woman, it's so retrograde.

It's so shallow, you know?

What are you talk...
You told me you, you know,

you told me it was a great book.

Yeah, it's wonderful.
And I never said great.

I said it's brilliant and it's alive and...

You know, that's not what I'm...

We're not arguing about
whether it's brilliant or not.

I'm, you know.
Triumph of the Will.

It was a great movie, but you
despise the ideas behind it.

What, what are you saying now?
You despise my ideas?

No, I don't despise them.

I... That, that example
was wrong.

Okay.

Isn't it beneath you as a mature thinker,

I mean, to allow your

lead character to waste so
much of his emotional energy

obsessing over this

psychotic relationship with a woman that you

fantasize as powerfully sexual

and inspired when in fact
she was pitifully sick?

Look, let's stop this right now

because I don't need a lecture on maturity
or writing from a 20 year old twit.

You ask me if you could read my book.

I said okay.

You told me that you loved it.

And I do. Then you leave the fucking thing

in a taxi cab and you're weeping

and I'm consoling you,
and suddenly you turn on me.

Okay.

I must have hit a nerve with you.

Well, yeah. I... You know.

Boy I'd hate to be your boyfriend.
He must go through hell.

Well, I'm worth it.

So, did you have trouble finding the house?

No, no. Not at all, it was very easy.
I'm glad.

Please. Step this way.

Hi. I'm so glad
you found the house.

This was so nice.
It's all right.

What did you do?
Just found it in a cab?

Yeah, I jumped in the cab
and wound up sitting on it.

You know, I just opened the door,
and there's this envelope.

That's so nice of you.
Let me give you some...

No. Okay.
I want to...

No, no, no, no. It's okay.
Really. I can't...

Please, I want you guys to stay for coffee.
No, you're...

No. You've been too sweet already.
I won't take no

for an answer. She won't
take no for an answer.

Fine, that's fine.

We'll have coffee.
Okay, good.

Listen, I'm sorry for everything that's
happened. I'm sorry, it was my fault.

No, it was totally my...

Excuse me, Mister Roth. If you don't mind
my saying, you have a beautiful daughter.

Yes, I admit it, you know,
our argument in the cab

was... I found

attractive. It attracted me
to her in some way.

You know, that she was not

just a, sort of a passive,

little, worshipful

pupil or something.
You know,

something in me sensed that...

Not that I was gonna do anything about it.
I certainly wasn't, though...

I had,

you know, certain daydreams about it.

Less than two weeks later, Jack
and Sally got back together.

This turn of events was celebrated
over dinner with Judy and Gabe.

Listen, you know. You can't...

You just can't wipe out years of closeness.

I mean, you think you can. You don't
see the roots but, boy, they're there.

I think some people are just
not constituted to be single.

Hey, look.
Everybody screws up, you know?

Nobody's perfect.
The question is,

do you learn from it?
What do you do then?

I think the true test of a relationship
is how you weather a crisis.

Yes?
Yeah.

Everybody looks great, you know,
when everything's going smoothly.

It's great. If you can be
that mature, it's great.

It's not that. It's just... I think you, you
start finally thinking about priorities.

It's a question of priorities.

Yeah, I mean how long can you discuss
physical fitness and the zodiac?

Hey, this Michael character was no bargain.
Come on. Michael.

How was Michael?

I don't know, he was sick.
He called in sick, so...

I gave him a call and he
did sound very terrible.

But, I don't know. He
had a cold, so... Dear.

He's so sweet.

I guess I really pulled
the rug out from under him.

Although you know his real crush is on Judy.

Not to offend you, Gabe.
I'm not.

I You know, I love it when somebody

thinks highly of Judy.

Gabe needs confirmation of his feelings.

Especially when it comes to me.

That's a terrible thing to say.
No. No, but... No, really.

I'd watch it if I were you, Gabe.
Excuse me, please.

He always talks about Judy in hushed tones.

I think those poems you wrote impressed him.

Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

Here's to a good marriage?

Finally, the best two people could hope for.

Absolutely.

I didn't know you were
fooling around with poetry.

I didn't think you'd be interested.

Well, why not?
Because...

I'll tell you something, I'd be
embarrassed to show you my stuff.

Why? Because you're so hard on everything.

I am not. What are you talking about?
You are too. You're

very, very judgmental.

I'm not judgmental.
I like poetry. I like...

You know, I'm crazy about Shakespeare
and Byron and T.S. Eliot.

Well, my stuff isn't quite that good yet.

Well, I would have given you
an objective evaluation.

I don't want an objective
evaluation. You know?

I'd like something a little more supportive.
A little more generous.

You mean like from that character in
your office? He's not a character.

Are you in love with him?
No!

Why, because I show him a few poems?

I saw Dr. Ritchie today.
Where?

I went back into psychotherapy.

Jesus, you're kidding? You don't need
psychotherapy, and certainly not with her!

You're just threatened by her
because she's postmodern.

Listen, anyone who writes a paper suggesting

the Sabine Women had it coming to them...

That's not it.
Jesus.

I do not flirt. Don't
tell me you don't flirt.

Because, I've seen you do it at parties.

You put on a whole other personality.

You're crazy.
Of course you do.

You get all soulful and pretend to want
things that you really can't stand.

Like what? What are you talking about?
Like moving to Europe.

That's just a flirting technique.

You couldn't survive off the island
of Manhattan for more than 48 hours.

Let me tell you, you're the one that
misrepresented herself when we got married.

What do you mean by that? Like what?
I've been honest all along.

Like what? Like, like you had
one child, and that's...

You know, you didn't want anymore.
Yes, that was the way

I felt then. People change. I'm not the
same person I was all those years ago.

Well, that's why relationships go sour.

You hate change.
Change equals death.

What kind of bullshit?
That's just a bullshit line.

Maybe you're fooling
your twenty-year-old students

into thinking that's some kind
of a, an insight or something.

But it means nothing.

Change is what life is made of.

Change... If you don't change, you
don't grow. You just shrivel up.

I don't want to make love.

You always get sexual at the oddest times.
What are you so tense for?

You use sex to express
every emotion except love.

You were attracted to me

because in some way, and I never
figured out how, but in some way,

I reminded you of Harriet.

But then I disappointed you
because I was too normal.

I was attracted to you

because you were solid and
decent and you were not crazy.

Yeah, and you found that too boring.

No, as it turns out,

you were, you in your own quiet way,
you're as crazy as Harriet was.

So I did remind you of Harriet.

No, you... Look.
My sixth sense

told me, some kind of sixth
sense said that you were,

that you were not stable.

But you... On the surface,
you were,

but now that we're having
all kinds of problems,

you're not stable.

You were on the surface, but not really.

The... This whole thing
is becoming very clear to me.

We both couldn't sleep one night, remember?

And we found...

The movie Wild Strawberries on the cable
station and we stayed up all night

watching it? Remember that?
That was such a great...

For some reason, a great moment for me.

Or when we were going to the faculty dinner

and, I'll never forget this, we were on
Fifth Avenue and when it was just an

icy black night.
We were walking downtown.

Remember that?
And then suddenly,

we decided not to go to the dinner,
and just said the hell with it.

It was such a beautiful night.
We walked into Central Park

and just, you know, it was so
snowy that night, and everything.

You could see every star.

You were so beautiful
in that black dress. Really.

Don't do that.

Why not?

Because it's over and we both know it.

Do we?

Yeah. You know,
all that stuff that...

Those memories, they're just memories.

They're from years gone by.

They're just isolated moments,
you know? They don't...

They don't tell the whole story.

Several days later,

Gabe moved out of his
apartment and into a hotel.

No, I wasn't being
completely honest with Gabe.

Because I didn't want
to hurt him. But...

But I did know what I wanted...

I was in love with Michael.
I wanted to be free to

pursue that and not have to...

Not have to lie or cheat
or sneak around or anything.

How could I be, you know,
100% honest with Judy?

You know, I felt that I loved her and I...

I didn't want to hurt her.

And so what am I gonna say?

That, that I feel myself becoming
infatuated with a 20-year-old

girl and that,

you know, that I'm I see myself
sleepwalking into a mess,

and I've learned nothing over the years?

Then why didn't you stop yourself?

There was something in my marriage that
I craved that I was not getting and.

Rain...

You know, there was an, a certain
excitement there for me. I...

Rain had a boyfriend.

I know. Believe me.
Everything about it was wrong.

I know.

But, you know, that did not deter me.
I mean, I...

If anything, maybe

as usual, there was something interesting.

So, what is it? You have
a self-destructive streak?

You know, I don't know.
My heart

does not know from logic.
You know just...

I'll get myself one of these.

Go ahead.
I'll get it.

Hello?

Michael, please.

Look, I, we... I can't keep
discussing this. I mean...

It was a decision I felt I should make.

No, I wanted to. I'm sorry.

Look, I can't. I've said sorry
many times now.

I can't keep discussing this.

No. I don't want
to have a drink.

I have to go.

Well, you make it hard!
I have to go.

A week or two passed, and Judy helped
Michael get over the loss of Sally.

Here we go.

Heavens, Judy.
Pretty good?

That's mine, where's yours?

I am so happy that's not true.

Here.
Thanks.

Right, shall I be mum?
Cheers.

Cheers. It's a real treat, Judy. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Where's your wife?
Did she come?

No, no. To tell you the truth,
we're not together anymore.

You writers.

Happy birthday!
Hi.

Hi, how are you doing?

Did you meet that woman Jessica?

Her daughter and I used to be best friends.

No, I met Angela, though.

Did you see that?
What?

It's incredible, this time of year.
It's beautiful.

Wow.
I love storms.

It'd great to look at it from up here.

You know, the, television
said we were supposed to get

the tail end of that hurricane off Carolina.

Really? It's really coming down heavy now.

It's very fitting.
I was born during a hurricane.

I want to go out.

It's dangerous out there.
No.

She looks so lovely, doesn't she?
She's having a great time.

She's 21. You know,
it's absolutely incredible.

Our littler Rainer!
I'm gonna be 55.

You know, it's our 25th
wedding anniversary in June.

Don't worry. Don't worry.

We got some light in here for you.

I know I paid that bill.

Take, take, take some of these
candles out in the other room.

I can't believe this.
I know I had a flashlight.

This is just my luck on my own birthday.
It goes black.

You look very, very pretty
in the candlelight.

God, did you see the lightning flashes?

It's great. And the wind,
it's supposed to get worse.

I just don't know how everybody's
going to get home now.

Happy birthday.

I've been carrying this around all night.

I didn't want to give it to you in the
other room because, I thought that,

you know... It might, people might
think it was funny or something.

Could be misconstrued, so I've been
hiding it under my jacket for...

Very nice.

God, that's lovely.

That is so pretty.

Happy birthday.

Why would it be misconstrued?

I don't... You know.
'Cause I...

It would just look funny, I think,
because you have a boyfriend

and I give you this very romantic music box,

and you know, I just didn't want
anyone to get the wrong idea.

It wouldn't look funny at all.

It's beautiful.

You know what I...

You know what I'd really like? What?

A nice birthday kiss.

You want a birthday kiss?
Yeah.

Happy birthday.

That's all? I'm really drunk.
This is not funny.

What, why? What do you mean,
"That's all"?

That was, that was a birthday kiss.
What do you, me to do?

Bend you back and stick

my tongue down your throat
to your shoe tops? No.

No.

Come on, you know what I mean.
Don't you?

I can't give you a birthday kiss.

You're nuts. You got a
boyfriend in the other room.

I know. It's not serious.
It isn't serious.

Listen. It's insane. I can't
even have this conversation.

Not that I haven't thought about it.

I have thought about it.

I have, but it's just
too crazy. I...

It's so disappointing.

It isn't disappointing.
You got a boyfriend.

Well, because. It's... You couldn't
ask for a more romantic moment.

I mean, it's my 21st birthday, and

we're in the middle of a storm and
the lights are out and there's

the wind and rain sweeping
the New York skyline.

Jesus.
Don't do this to me.

Why do I hear...
It's magical.

$50,000 worth of psychotherapy

dialing 911 now?
Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I've had a little too much to drink too.

Me too. I had...
Yeah.

I'm just... So what do you...
You want a kiss?

I mean, you want a real kiss?
Yeah.

You want an actual,
professional kiss, right? Yes.

Both lips, upper and lower.

Simultaneously?
Yeah, I really...

Been really thinking about it.

I gotta tell you.

Come here.

All I could think of was... I hoped that
lightning can't come into a penthouse,

because I had never been in one before
and it was tumultuous out there.

It was crashing all around, and,

you know, the scene had to be. It just
cried out dramatically to be played.

I mean, I was...
She was adorable.

I wanted to kiss her, and I,
you know, it was pouring rain,

but there was lightning bouncing around
the terrace and I figured, any second

it's gonna come right through the glass
or come right into the apartment and,

and that I would die.

Judy, leave me be.

I do not want to spend Sunday together,
because I need some time alone!

So, be alone! I'm, I'm
certainly not pushing you.

Yes. Yes, you are,

in that quiet, steady way of yours.

You're always there for me.
"Supportive," is your word.

"Understanding."

God, stop being
so bloody well understanding.

Thanks for me.
Well, I'm sorry. All right?

I still think a lot about Sally.
I still have feelings for her.

Feelings I don't think
I could ever have for you.

God!

Where are you go...
For cri... Judy!

Judy! I'm sorry.

I'm really so sorry... I never
want to see you again, okay?

Judy, I need you. I need you.

It's good to know how you really feel.

But I don't feel that way. I was just
upset, darling. I'm glad to know.

You are so selfish and self-centered!
I know.

Nauseating. Don't give up on me.
I didn't mean those things.

What did you say them for, if you
didn't mean them? Because I'm confused.

I'm upset. Lord, I never want
to hurt you again in my life.

It's just bullshit!

It's not bullshit.

I don't deserve you.
I'm sorry.

Please.

Did you close all the windows?
Yeah. I was just thinking.

You know, it's a good thing we fixed that
leak in the den. We'd be swimming now. Geez.

It's crazy, but after all these years,

I'm still scared of thunder.

Any loud noise.

We would have been absolutely nuts to use
those theater tickets, you know that?

We would have been
swerving all over the road.

Damn.
Good thing we stayed home.

I'm glad we stayed home.
Me too.

You know, when we were
separated, this was exactly

the kind of night
that would have terrified me.

I was scared enough sleeping alone.

You know, sometimes you can be a lot
more alone when you're with somebody.

Do you think we should have given
those other tickets to Gabe or Judy?

I mean, we did buy them for them.

Yeah, I know, but,

the situation's completely different now.

A year and a half later, much had occurred.

Judy was divorced, and married to Michael.

So, are you happy?

Go ahead.
Yes. Yes.

Yes, I think things have
gone pretty smoothly.

Michael puts up with my idiosyncrasies.

No, no, no, no. It's you... It's
she that puts up with mine.

Look, I told you.
She's passive aggressive.

Somehow, she gets what she wants.

She wanted me, she wanted Gabe,

she wanted the job at the magazine,

out of her marriages,

she wants Michael...

I disagree.

No, when, when Sally went back to her
husband, I'd, I made a big, play for Judy.

I mean, not at first, but, but...

When I decided, I went after her.

Yeah, gee, I hope I didn't push.

Yeah, I wanted it to work, it's true.

We're, you know, we're doing fine.
We really are.

We're doing good. We've learned to
tolerate one another's problems more,

I think. Don't you?

And... Well, I've learned,
anyway, that, that love is...

Is not about passion and, and romance
necessarily. It's, it's a...

It's also about companionship, and...

You know, it's like a buffer

against loneliness, I think.

That stuff is really important.

It really, you know,
somebody to grow old with.

Think what... The thing that's

so tough that kills most people
is just unreal expectations.

Absolutely. What about things
that can't be talked about?

Like sexual problems, for instance.

That's...
Unresolved.

Unresolved?

Well, there's some things
you can't solve and then

you have to live with it.

You construct some kind of
patchwork thing, and, it's...

But sometimes they flare up.

They do, and when that happens...
They do, they just, they...

It kind of gets tough when that happens.
You know, you're gonna do it.

But you learn to deal with the problem

and, and then you, push it back
down, under the rug. It's not bad.

And, you know, and it works.
That's the weird thing.

'Cause it works okay, it's not bad.

I mean you can't

force yourself to conform to some abstract

vision of love, or, or...

You know, marriage.
It's...

Every situation's different.
See, whatever works is the deal.

I mean, you know, everything
is gonna be different.

Ours is one way,
somebody else's another way.

You know, it's funny.

Last year when, we were at
Gabe and Judy's that night,

and we announced so flippantly
we were splitting.

I wasn't feeling that confident inside.

I sure as hell wasn't, either. I remember

envying them so,
thinking they were so lucky.

They had such a great marriage.

It's ironic that we're
together and they aren't.

Yeah.
Weird.

I experienced a very romantic moment

with Rain at her 21st birthday party, and.

I could feel

the old pull coming back.

You know, the old attraction coming back,

and some, some feelings that I sensed from

the past in my life.
It was very vivid to me.

That was a, that was a

great moment, there, but, I don't
really think that we should

follow up on it.

What, what do you, what do you mean?

Well, you know.
I just... My...

If things were,

you know, were different. If I was
younger, or, you know, if you were older,

anything different,
but I just... Somehow I,

I just feel I know how
this is gonna come out.

You sure?

I am. You know, I really am.

Okay.

Okay.

I knew how it would end.

And

I left and I walked out
into the pouring rain.

You know, first, I, you know, I just
headed instinctively back to my apartment,

'cause, you know, I wanted to
hold Judy and kiss her and

say things to her, and,
you know, and then...

Then I realized that,

you know, I really blew it.

So, what's your life like now?

You know, I'm out of the race at the moment.

I don't want to get involved with anybody.

I, I don't want to hurt anyone.

I don't want to get hurt.
I just, you know, I just,

I don't mind,

you know, living by myself and working.

I... You know,
it's temporary.

The feelings will pass, and
then I'll have the urge

to get back into the swing of things and,

you know, that, that seems to
be how it goes, and I'm... But,

as I say, it's, you know, I'm
writing, I'm working on a,

a novel. A new novel,
not the old one anymore,

and,

you know, it's fine.
Absolutely fine.

Is it different?

My novel? Yes, it's less
confessional, more political.

Can I go? Is this over?