All language subtitles for Greek s03e07 The Dork Knight.eng

Précédemment...

Just putting some of these things
in storage.

Until me and God work
some of our issues out.

You talked to Cappie?
What about?

You.

We're looking for a new usher,
if you know of anyone.

I know a guy.

Hey, I'm Lana.

- How do you two know each other?
- Fight club.

Well, before Nate left,
he told me that

you and some guy in an Iron Man Audi

told him to stay away from me.

Evan has an Iron Man Audi.

I'd rather hang out with Iron Man.

- She offered me an internship.
- In new york.

I can't believe that you're going.

- I'm sorry.
- Well, I'm sorry too.

"What are you wearing, Lord Doom?"

"My imperial cloak of darkest evil.

Commando style.

And you?"

So that's when I said,
"Polymer? I barely know her."

Good one.

Rusty and... Jordan?

For a second I thought Jordan realized
what a horrible mistake

- she made quitting school...
- Is that Dale?

- I thought you broke up.
- We did.

We're just catching up.

Isn't technology great?

I, myself, may have actually

started a little cyberliaison
dangereuse of my own.

It was getting NC-17 in there.

You know, as an atheistic
former virgin,

I'm free to pursue
every urge and desire.

It's practically expected of me
to be loose with my morals

and my genitals.

Can you please not talk
about your genitals

in front of my girlfr... My friend.

You know. It's OK.
I have to run,

go get lunch with people.

Bye, Jordan.

People?

- Who?
- Some people I met in my building.

You've been there a week and you
already made friends? That's great.

Yeah, they're so much fun. Marci is a
film student. She's super creative.

And Kelly is an intern at a PR firm.
And there's Eric.

And Kelly's roommate Jane
is in urban planning.

- She's hilarious.
- That's great.

So Eric...

Is he like, the fun gay guy
in the group?

No, Eric's straight.

Is this weird?
Do you not want to hear about this?

No, it's fine. It's not like
this is a long-distance relationship.

I said that wouldn't work
and you agreed.

So do you wanna do this again,
like next week?

Sure.

Next week's great.

It's great, yeah.

OK, bye.

Sounds like somebody's having
a good time.

Speaking of a good time,

vampira69 awaits.

The coffee dates have been great.
I think we're in a good place now.

That's exciting!
So Fisher's officially off probation?

Once again, he is a full citizen
of the united states of Ashleigh!

It's like the whole kissing
Rebecca thing never even happened.

I'm happy for you guys,
it's so great when...

There he is!
Get down! Get down!

What?

Is that Cappie with him?

That's Sam from Theta Pi.

Can we please take a break
from our daily stalking?

- Staking-out.
- Stalking of Cappie and Evan.

Why do you care so much anyway?

How could I not?
It's Cappie and Evan.

If they're hanging out and protecting me
from Nate types, I want to know.

Do you think
they could be friends again?

Well, if they are,
why did Cappie say that Nate was wrong?

Why all the secrecy?

That's what I'm trying to find out.

Wait, where did Evan go?
We're on the move! Let's go!

Do you even take classes
here anymore?

Are you heading out
with cleaning supplies?

I'm staying in.
Getting a jump on spring cleaning.

- Isn't that what pledges are for?
- It is, yes.

But we...

We're teaching by example.
You know what they say:

"Cleanliness is next to godliness."

And you don't want to piss off God!

Anyway,

I've been thinking lately.

A lot.

- Do you remember dry weekend?
- Barely, yeah.

Did we really eat cheesaritos
and whipped cream?

We sure did.

Do you remember how you said
that you and Cappie talked about me?

Case, like I said before,

- I didn't mean to mess you guys up.
- I know.

I'm just wondering
how it all happened.

I mean, did he approach you?
Did you approach him?

I hope you're not

over-analyzing this whole thing 'cause,
God, I wish I hadn't said anything.

It just seems like an awfully
personal conversation to have

between two guys
who hate each other.

Cappie and I were really drunk.
You know how booze works.

One minute you're fighting,
the next minute you're best friends.

The minute after that you're puking
and then back to fighting again.

- And that's it?
- And that's it.

Sorry, Case.

I need to show these pledges
how to use a broom, so...

Happy sweeping.

She already has friends in New York?

What, do they sit
around Central Perk

and talk about
what to name Rachel's baby?

Stop torturing yourself.
You're the one that ended it

- because of the long-distance thing.
- I know.

It was the right decision.

Yeah, well, maybe you should
stop talking for a while.

I mean, you're just making it harder
for yourself to move on.

Any relationship
over a computer is not real.

Tell that to Lord Doom.

My virtual relationship
with vampira69 is real.

No relationship is perfect!

Look at you and Grant.

- Why? Because we're gay?
- No, not at all.

I'm an atheist now, I say,

Do 'em if you got 'em.

I meant the sneaking around.
That's not exactly ideal.

I don't really like it, but

at least we took our relationship
to the next level,

if you know what I mean.

Do 'em if you got 'em.

How about you both get out there
and meet some real live girls?

Let's go out tonight.

I guess it is my duty
to bump uglies in RL Now.

- That's "have sex in real life."
- I got it. Thanks.

C'mon, Rusty.

Yeah, let's drop it like it's hot
with some shawties.

All right. Let's do it.

When did you become T-Pain?

I'm going through a lot of changes.

So... What do you wanna do
tonight, boyfriend?

Well, I don't know,
what do you want to do, girlfriend?

That...

- sounded weird, didn't it?
- Yeah, it did a little bit.

It has to be something awesome for our
first date as a back-together couple.

How about the Ohio River Comic-Con,
in Cincinnati?

- Yeah, that sounds like fun.
- I was kidding.

Comic books and Cincinnati?

We could...

Go ice skating?

We could, but I just went
with some of the sisters last week.

- Right. Yeah, I knew that.
- Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Clueless is playing at the Titan.
I've never seen it in a theater!

- You hate that idea.
- No. No, I've actually never seen it.

You've never seen Clueless?
And you're a film major?

I thought CRU had a good program.

You're right.

We should go. Let's go.

Great. So should I just meet you
at the theater?

Or I could pick you up here.
That's what we used to do before, right?

Right.

Just like it used to be.

We might have a problem.

I know, you missed a spot,
Chambers-maid.

We can't pay our respects
tomorrow night

to the cremated remains of the
original amphoras in a dirty lair.

No, no, I'm talking about Casey.

I think she's on
to our secret friendship.

- She talked to you, too?
- Yeah.

- She tried that on me at Dobler's.
- So, what should we do?

Do you think we should just tell her
things are different between us?

Down here they are.

Down here?
"Down here it's our time."

Goonies, nice.
That line holds up.

I can see myself
in your 200-year-old walnut.

You know what they say:
"cleanliness is next to godliness."

And you don't wanna piss off God.

It was a joke?

Yes, I took a well-known phrase
and I spun it...

Explaining it doesn't make it
any funnier.

Anyways, these amphoras seem to take
this whole secret society thing

really seriously.

- They will kick us out.
- Rules are rules. Right?

We just keep denying.
Casey'll have to give up eventually.

It's a text from our mutual friend.

"Evan told me everything.

Meet me at the stairs
at eight to discuss."

She'll give up eventually?

Pesky times call for pesky measures.

- I'm so ready.
- We're gonna tear it up!

Check it out. Streetwalker fishnets,
at your nine o'clock.

I thought I felt some hungry eyes.

It's just 'cause I'm gay. Trust me,

gay guys go over bigger
than glow sticks in the club world.

No offense, r-man, I think
you're cramping my style.

- I'm gonna go in, OK?
- Excuse me, fellas.

Get out of here.

I don't know about this, calvin...

Your friend over there
said I should come say hi.

He's my gay friend.

I'm not gay, though.

I love girls. And I can
prove it to you.

No, thank you.

Impressive.

So I guess you got my text?

You can't tell anybody.

I knew it!
Why all the secrecy?

If our enemies find out
that me and evan are

vigilante crime fighters
who protect the people

of cyprus from the dark forces
of evil and corruption,

we'll be so screwed.

You're messing with me.

There's my partner now.

Reclusive boy billionaire
evan chambers.

He's so good at pretending

he's mad at me, I almost
believe it myself.

Tell casey that we're
a stealth crime fighting team.

Wha...

- That is hilarious.
- Really.

- Did you put him up to this?
- OK, I get it.

Come on, she knows.

Let's use that. She could be the
gwyneth to our robert downey!

The michael caine slash morgan
freeman slash katie holmes

slash maggie gyllenhaal
to our christian bale.

- You can stop now.
- Yeah, get out of my way, crappie.

Guys, come on!

Oh, my gosh!

Guys...

Guys!

Come on, guys!

Stop!

So, what'd you think?

Are you kidding?
What'd you think?

I'm just gonna say it.

I think cluelessis one
of the greatest movies

in the history of movies.

That's is what I was thinking.

- Really?
- Yeah, absolutely.

The music and the clothes

and the Make-overs,
come on, it's a classic.

I have the greatest idea.

You should show it
at your film club.

At my film club?

Clueless, it's a great idea.

Yeah, I could pitch it
at tomorrow night's screening.

We're watching this old ingmar
bergman classic, wild strawberries.

You should totally
come. Only if you want to.

OK. No, I love old movies.

I've seentootsie, twice.

What do you wanna do for dinner?

- I could go for some pizza.
- Anything but pizza.

- Let's do pizza.
- Are you sure?

- Absolutely. I love that idea.
- OK, me, too.

So maybe electric rage
was the wrong step

into the single world for you.

I'm not so sure
there's a right step.

Come on. We gotta keep getting you out
there and you'll be moving on

from jordan before you know it.

What was that?

Vampira69 just told a twilight joke

that would make your ears bleed.

I thought it was
your duty to have sex.

You can't have sex with a computer.

- Not real sex, face-to-face.
- It's pronounced "f2f".

And I know, but that's
about to change.

Vampira69 just told me she
wants to meet in person tonight,

at the, ohio river
comic-con in cincinnati!

Tonight? Let's all go.

Maybe the problem with the club
was it just wasn't your crowd.

Dude, comic book conventions
are crawling with hotties.

- Everybody knows that.
- Yeah. No, they don't.

We're talking skin-tight
cat suits, man.

Skin-tight.

With great power,
comes great responsibility.

See?

Dork talk.
They are gonna love you.

It was like
the most polite date ever.

At one point, I thought fisher
and cover a puddle for me.

Didn't you take him off probation?

I did. So why does it feel so off?

You guys will find
your rhythm. Don't worry.

At least you weren't beating
the crap out of each other.

Right, the big kt-omega chi brawl.

Give me details.
I heard someone pulled a shiv.

There was no shiv-pulling
or pushing.

Wait, what's a shiv?

Whatever. All my sleuthing made them
hate each other more.

- I'm like the worst detective ever.
- Stop it.

Remember inspector gadget?

He needed a dog and a ten-year
old girl to solve anything.

I just really wanted it to be true.

Why? Is this about cappie?

It's clear there are
still feelings there

since every time you're around
him you turn into the female hugh grant.

How I feel about cappie
is kind of irrelevant

since he's off
with that fight club girl.

- And what about evan?
- We're friends.

And that's what I wanted all
of us to be, like freshman year.

When evan and cappie and I
hung out together, it was...

Everyone was happy.

And my ugg boots
were still in style.

It was a good time.

Maybe someday you three
will get that back.

Regardless, I owe them both
a wildly humiliating apology.

There's a q&a via
satellite with q from star trek.

Not bad, cincinnati.

Is that the guy who reads the
bible to you before you go to bed?

I'm excited for q. Not god.

Are you nervous?

I'm just going over
some opening lines

so I'm ready when I meet somebody.

Yeah, we're just on the road.

I'm here with rusty and dale.

Rusty say hi to grant.

That's sweet.

Yeah, I Miss you too.

Are you going to comic-con?

Yeah. Are you?

Guess it's pretty obvious.

Find me there, OK?

Lord doom is ready for comic-con!

Yeah! Comic-con, baby!

Case, got your text.

Just making sure there's
no omega chi waiting

to ambush me this time.

I think you're safe. I got you a
beer to make up for my meddling.

In that case, that case
meddling forgiven.

How're you feeling?

Nothing a little
drinking won't heal.

I can't believe that I thought
you and evan could be friends again.

Yeah, a little bit of a
hair-brained scheme there.

Me and chambers? Not gonna
happen. Way too much baggage.

It would've been nice,
though, if I were right.

Don't you Miss freshman year?

The three of us, hanging out
in the dorm. It was fun.

It was pretty fun.

But, the past is the past.

You can't change it,
and you can't go back.

I guess so. You gotta keep
moving forward, right?

How are things with lana?

- Good. She's cool.
- She seems cool.

I'm happy for you.

- Thanks for the beer.
- You off?

To sweep some chimneys?

I was just doing a little
tidying up at the kt house.

Cleaning? At kt?
Has that ever happened before?

First time for everything.
You know what they say:

"cleanliness is next
to cappie-ness."

And you do not want
to piss off Cappie

See ya.

Oh, my god.

- Nice.
- That's how it's done.

Guys. Everyone decent?

To what do we owe this...

obscenely large fruit basket?

We are delivering fruit baskets

to every house on campus.
Just a little ZBZ good well

for what seems like
the longest semester ever.

- No cheesaritos?
- No. Sorry.

- Enjoy!
- Thank you.

Do we just play around it?

Like putt-putt?

I really can't believe you
talked me into this.

What makes you think they're not
gonna look inside the basket?

The only fruit the KTS
consume is used to flavor vodka.

Can you believe I fell for that fight?
They must've told their houses to fake

the fight to throw me off the scent.
Diabolical.

You sucking suck-sucker!

That seems a little
needlessly complicated.

And a tad egotistical
on your part.

Why are kittens called kittens?
They're little cats.

Shouldn't they be called cattens?

So this is what fraternity guys
talk about when no one's listening?

Do you think Ashleigh was acting
a little strange?

Whatever. She's hot.

I'd do her.

That reminds me, the other day this guy
at dobler's was telling me

that 80 percent of college kids have sex
in any given year. Can you believe that?

It's nothing compary the fact One out of
every two pregnancies in america

are unplanned.

What do you expect when half of
unmarried men who have sex

never wear a condom.

They know! They know! Get down!

We just sounded fancy!

your butt crack's showing.

Never mind.

I'm gonna go.

Why don't you come with me
to fisher's film club?

We're watching movie called
strawberries gone wild, or something.

You go. I'm gonna stay here and
wait for cappie.

Have fun.

and good luck with your...
...crazy.

ok, boys. Gotta run. I will meet you
later at dobler's.

Later.

Seventy-five bucks

for spock ears?

Nerd-sploitation

is what that is.

I don't think I've ever seen

so many comic-obsessed fans

in one place before.

I just need to find one.

Vampira69's waiting

on lord doom.

I've got no intention

of disappointing a 500-year-old

blood-sucking

should we be concerned that

dale's taking this super-villain

thing a little too seriously?

She's wearing green alien

makeup. It can't be that hard.

Oh, hey, wait,

there she is!

Excuse me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

hey.

- Leopard boy!

- Leopard boy?

It was my favorite

tv show growing up.

His mom is human

but his dad is a leopard,

and he solves these mysteries

at this posh caribbean resort.

They've gotta have a booth here.

I'll be right back.

Come on.

We made first contact.

- Wow! That was...

- Amazing? Bergman is a genius!

I know, the allusions to freud

and german expressionism in

the opening dream sequence,

it was just awesome!

What'd you think

about it, ash?

What did I think

of the movie?

Um, I thought

it was very...

Honestly, I was so

bored for a minute I thought

I couldn't breathe.

How is that even possible?

It's probably the greatest film

in cinema history.

I wouldn't say that.

Right, fisher?

Name one film

that even comes close.

Uh,clueless?

- Is that godard?

- Silverstone.

- Is she kidding?

- No. Fisher agrees with me.

We think it's one of the

greatest movies ever made.

Right, fisher?

Uh... Yeah, I thinkclueless

is, uh... Colorful, with

a really great... Spirit,

and it has a very

interesting use of montage.

And it also evokes the, uh,

nuance, of early

screwball comedy.

Hey, who wants pizza?

I do!

I'm meeting

my internet girlfriend here.

I mean, not really girlfriend.

More like sex partner, but...

...you know.

How much are the sticky buns?

Lord doom,

are you ready to submit?

Vampira69, we meet at last.

Dale?

Sheila! You're vampira69?

Is this a joke?

Did you know it was me?

No, no, of course not!

Although given

the tawdry yet imaginative

scenes of debauchery you typed,

I suppose

I should've guessed.

Maybe there's a reason

we were brought back together.

Maybe it's all part

of god's plan.

I don't really believe

in that anymore, but...

And you hurt me, sheila.

Sorry.

Think you could find

a way to forgive me?

And if not me, vampira69?

I still can't believe you found me.
There's a lot of green girls.

I'd already introduced myself
to two aliens and a shrek.

I'm Rusty Cartwright, by the way.

Falitza.

I'm a Borgton from the planet Lycon.

My friends call me Sally.

So where's Sally from?

I assume not Lycon.

You assume correctly, Rusty.

I'm from Adamsburg.

I go to school in Cyprus!
We're ten minutes away, that's great.

My last relationship ended
because of long distance.

You're not planning on moving
to New York anytime soon, are you?

New York? No.

That's not... No.

Don't worry.

I just mean, if this were to progress
into a relationship,

it'll be easy for us
to sleep at each other's places.

Do you have a car?

Great.

I don't. My sister does,

but she hardly ever lets me use it.

She's cool though.
You'll really like her.

If you meet her.

I'm not saying that...
you will meet my family.

Oh, my God.

Well, that was weird, wasn't it?

Sort of.

It was nice to meet you, Rusty.

Have fun at Comic-Con.

Did you walk into a door?

Yeah, that really
got out of hand, right?

- It worked on Casey, right?
- Yeah, I talked to her. Trust me,

she doesn't suspect a thing.

No more suspecting, that's for sure.

I knew you were secret friends!
Oh, my god, I'm awesome!

- How did you find this place?
- I followed Cappie from KT.

What?
I used my super secret sneaky route.

Yeah, and I almost puked three times

in the sewer tunnels, but I made it!

I've so many questions for you.

How long have you been friends?
What is this place?

- You need to hide!
- Casey, hide.

Hide? From who?

Quiet, incessant question girl! Hide now
and everything will be explained.

- We should get started.
- Yeah!

We're here tonight to pay homage

to our amphora fore-fathers.

Amphora.

It's time to bring out the ashes

of the original amphora members.

Retrieve the burial urn.

You don't... I think it...

Who is she?

I'm...

You're Casey Cartwright?

- He did it.
- He did it.

Guys, you totally broke the trust!

I can't believe this but

- we're going to have to banish you.
- Brett, no, we can explain...

Sorry. Fellow amphora brethren.

Since you two obviously
can't handle a simple

"secrecy until death" rule...

Don't blame them.
It's not their fault.

I'm just

really clever when it comes
to investigating...

Quiet!

I have...

no idea what to do with you.

She's the first intruder
in the history of amphora.

- Like I said, really clever.
- You should stop.

- Sorry.
- Thank you.

Certain ancient aboriginal tribes
would sacrifice

those who intruded
on a holy plot of land.

I don't think
it's come to that, but

thank you.
Amphoras,

minus the trust-breakers...

Let's consult!

So this is why you guys
were keeping it a secret.

Exactly.

Now you might get kicked out
because of me.

Don't worry about it, Case.
No way you could have known.

Yeah, but I could've stopped
trying to be

Nancy freaking Drew
and minded my own business.

- We won't argue with that.
- I'm gonna Miss this abandoned

water pumping station.

OK, guys.

We've decided...

... not to report you to the alumni.

You both can stay in amphora.

Thank you.

As for you, intruder,

being the first to find the lair is

an impressive feat.

We've decided

to let you in
to the amphora society.

Really? Are you guys OK with this?

- Totally great.
- Totally. It'll be awesome.

You must first perform
the amphora emotional purge.

You will stand before us
and share your secrets,

your truths,

everything.

Everything?

So I guess I'll see you tomorrow?

Why didn't you tell me
you didn't like Clueless?

I don't know.
I guess I just feel like

I have to walk on eggshells
around you now.

I mean, have you felt completely normal
since we got back together?

Excuse me, sorry.

Not completely.

But we're fine now.

Old Ash and Fisher,
picking up where we left off.

It's not that simple,
I mean, I feel like

if I make a wrong move,
you're gonna put me back on probation,

or break up with me.

I'm over what happened.

I wouldn't have taken you back
if I didn't want to.

That's great, but it doesn't
change the fact that...

- I can't feel comfortable.
- You don't feel comfortable because

you're not being yourself.

Which sucks,

'cause the person
I want to be with is you.

The old you,

the person who

wasn't afraid to say
what he was thinking.

Yeah, I just spent 40 bucks
on this hat.

- Don't judge me.
- How can I?

Falitza from borgton thought I was
too weird to have a relationship with.

Wait, relationship?

- You just met her.
- You know what I mean.

- Nice leopard boy hat.
- From the man in the cape.

What happened with vampira69?

Funny story.

- She turned out to be Sheila.
- Our landlady?

Yeah, she wants to

put her grill all...

She wants to do it again.

Rusty's hook-up didn't go
so well either.

I'm thinking
about taking her back...

And her front.

You can't get back
with the landlady.

- Tell him, Rus.
- What's wrong with going back?

Maybe Sheila's the only
right person for Dale.

Maybe he made a huge mistake
letting her go.

He should do everything
to get her back.

You've got your facts
wrong there, Rus.

- She did me and dumped me.
- He's not talking about Sheila.

Who are you to give
relationship advice, anyway?

Come on. You can't even
be honest with your brothers

about your relationship
with that Grant.

What does this have to do with me?

This is about you being afraid to put
yourself back out there and date again.

I don't want to put myself
back out there!

I had the perfect girl

and I let her go.

Why? Because long-distance can't work?
Says who?

I made a mistake,
and it is not too late to fix it.

Jordan and I can make this work.

Well, that covers the summer
after high school.

My friends and I made a pact
never to go back to lake Galena or

that rest stop on route 93,
ever again.

Let's see.
I started CRU in the fall.

That's where I met Evan and Cappie
at the big KT rush party.

Fast forward!
We know about that.

I'm fast forwarding.

- Cappie and I started to date...
- Keep it moving,

I'll just skip ahead to the night
of the all-greek ball.

Evan and Cappie got into a fight
that ended their friendship.

I've always felt responsible.

They were truly great friends,

an unstoppable duo.

And I never got over the fact
that it was me

who stopped them.

But we have a chance to get back
to what we were freshman year.

We're three years older now,
maybe wiser.

Evan and I found a way to get past

bribery and corruption.

Cappie found a way to

move on to Lana.

Even after Evan told me about Cappie

at the end of the world party,
coming to see me...

What?

- You told her about that?
- It was no big deal.

- Yeah, Cap, I did, but I was...
- He was high.

Totally baked.
He was trying to eat shampoo.

- Come on, what do you want me to say?
- Nothing. If that's even possible.

Can you hear me?

I think we made a mist...

I think we...

Thank you for your patience.
We will begin shortly.

Please have video chat.

Rusty, hey, finally!
What's up?

Remember before you left I said
long-distance relationships can't work?

I was wrong.

A lot of people have
long-distance relationships.

And I think we can, too.

There'll be plenty of time to rekindle
our carnal flame after we see

the opponent spiritual
and sometimes malevolent counterpoint.

Our Q&A with Q aka John de Lancie
will begin momentarily.

Just as soon as we finalize
our satellite feed.

Why should we give up
on a great relationship

just because we live
in different cities?

We can have internet dates,

and cook the same meals.

Rent the same movies online
and watch them at the same time.

Fall asleep

next to the computers.

Sounds like somebody could use
a little self-esteem.

It'll be like you never left.

Almost.

And we will never have
to be single again.

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

It sounds like you miss being
in a relationship more than you miss me.

Come on, that's not it.

Falling asleep on a keyboard?

That's not a relationship.
I don't think you want that.

And I know that I don't.

What was that?

Where are you?

Who's that on our screen?

What is going on here, Josh?

I told you, all problems

taken care of before
I get on the damn line!

This is an abomination!

About that night, I was leaving
the party to come see you, but I...

It's fine.

You don't have to explain it to me.

That was...

That was the pot brownie talking,
it wasn't me.

- I wish I could take it back.
- Less talking, more not talking.

I get this is why you were keeping

all this from me.

Because I might screw
it up and, apparently,

you were right.

I thought if the two of you
could be friends again,

then maybe we could all go back
to the way things used to be.

But I guess I was wrong.

We can't go back.

But maybe all three of us can
try to move forward together.

I can try.

Fellow amphoras, it is time
to resume the ancestry ritual.

We can try.

But

this is your place down here.

"down here, it's our time." wow,

- gooniesreally does hold up.
- So good.

I really appreciate
you guys letting me in,

but I don't belong
in the amphora society.

I really think a sacrifice
is an effective way...

We're not gonna kill her.
Just drop it!

You've purged all of your
deepest, darkest secrets.

If you ever reveal anything
about the amphora society,

it will go public.

you understand?

Understood.

The events of this evening
will remain secret.

That was humiliating.

It wasn't that bad.

She told me to get a life
in front of people

who live in their
parents' basements.

It sucks it didn't work
with you and Jordan.

She was super hot.

I tried to warn you.

I know.

I feel pretty bad about
what I said about you and...

That grant?

We do need to take our
relationship to the next level.

And I need to stop moving
for a little while.

I tried to turn an impractical
relationship into

something rather than start over,
just because I hate the search.

The search is the worst.
I'm done with it.

I'm going back to what
gives me the most pleasure.

- You don't told Sheila to take a hike?
- I did. I'm talking about god.

Q brought me back.

I was clinging to this notion of me
as this sexy atheist super-vilain.

But that's not me.

I mean, I'm sexy, but I'm not
an atheist and I'm not a super-villain.

I'm Dale Kettlewell.

Let's get out of here.
I don't think I can spend

one more minute at comic-con.

- Does leopard boy have a theme song?
- I don't think so.

Come on. Sing it for us.
I'll get you started.

Who's got spots?

I got spots

I got spots...

I can't believe he couldn't
be honest with me about a stupid movie.

Maybe it can't be like it was.

Maybe.

I thought you said
tailing cappie led nowhere.

You're putting your friendship
theory to bed, remember?

I know. I am.

Cappie and evan will
never be friends again.

- What's wrong?
- You can't cook.

Leg warmers are not gloves.

And duringclueless,

I literally gagged twice and pretended
that I had popcorn caught in my throat.

That was way harsh.

But you do have really cute toes
and the most amazing laugh.

And I am gonna try really,
really hard

to make the new ash and fisher
even better than the old one.

Me too.

Who you toasting?

Just raising a glass
to the party gods.

Look at those jackasses.

We should go finish what they started.
No, easy, bro, easy.

Those douche bags aren't
worth the trouble.

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