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- Kenny Powers?
- You ot the wrong man there. My name is Steve.
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What are you doing? You're interrupting
our practice.
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Well, I have a confession to make.
My name is not Steve.
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I'm not a cock fighter, I'm a ball player.
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What's going on with April?
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She got back together with Cutler.
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Hello, pop.
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April and Cutler are not married.
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April? Oh, you're pregnant.
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I've something to tell you too.
I'm sorry.
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Baby's yours.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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What's cracking y'all?
Your base tans are looking nice.
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I'm hoping to get there
myself this season.
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Mahalo, you fucking surfers.
You goddamn nerds.
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I'm just kidding. We're all part of the tribe.
How are the breaks looking?
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You got some lefts, some rights?
Spring rims? A-frames?
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It's dead, you sponger.
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Hell yeah, I'm a sponger.
I'll fucking
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sponge this whole entire ocean
up with my big old dick.
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Damn it.
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Back on it.
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Whoo, look at this one.
Looks like KP's about to titty fuck this wave.
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Adios.
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God damn it. What the hell was that all about?
Man, you snaked my wave.
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Sorry about that, mister.
I didn't mean to cut you off.
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Oh, you didn't mean to snake me?
How about this, huh? I didn't mean to do this.
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You fucking watch what happens
if you're not a local.
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Locals only, you fucking grommet.
Stay off my beach!
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Ron Stark leaves Kenny
Powers an absolute mess here.
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Big Kenny takes the mound trying to
save the game with the bases loaded,
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a full count, and Guy Nelsonat the plate.
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It's an absolute pressure cooker
situation for la flama blanca.
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Come on, Kenny P.
Go, Kenny.
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Let's go Kenny.
Come on, Kenny.
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Out!
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And that's the game, folks.
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Kenny Powers once again racks
up another save for the Mermen
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in his amazing run herein Myrtle Beach.
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Oh, yeah. Look at y'all
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jumping around like a bunch of child
molesters in Chuck E. Cheese.
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Damn, you throw your shit out?
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N-word, please. Sometimes
these shoulders get tired
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from carrying the weight
of this whole goddamn team.
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Why don't you hit me with your lotion, Darnell?
My skin gets ashy too.
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White people don't get ashy.
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Stop being so racist, man.
I'm sick of those comments, dawg.
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Skin is skin.
Just ask Jack.
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Fucking wish you'd say my name right, Kenny.
My name is Jacques. Okay? It's a soft J.
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You want people to say your name
gay, why don't you go to France?
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Boo-yah, Shane. You always enter
situations in a big way, man.
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You know it. You burn that fucking monkey.
Not you, Darnell.
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Shane and Powers, dream team in
the motherfucking house, huh?
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Yeah, Darnell, you don't have a
friend you can do this with.
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I'm talking about, right?
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Like our fingers were dicks.
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And these things were pussies.
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All these dudes jealous they don't
have sense of humors like we do.
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Hey, good moves out there today.
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Hey. Good moves yourself.
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Are you kidding me?
You pitch, I catch, brother.
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I bet you do.
Yeah, right. You wish, Darnell.
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Gay jokes are faux pas, player.
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You got to update your material.
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That's right.
You so black...
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Go on. Finish it.
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I mean, that's a fucked up
situation, being all black.
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What you got? It's got to be...
It's got to be not fun.
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Except for the like, the dancing
and the big dick rumors
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and like, being good at sports
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and like all that other, uh, positive shit.
The rest of it fucking sucks.
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Yeah. Finish strong.
Hell yeah.
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These little bitches just jealous because
your ass going straight to the top.
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That's what's happening, Kenny.
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Paparaz, motherfucker.
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I heard Texas had a full bullpen.
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Hey. Put a dick in your
mouth and shut up.
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Don't be a little contrary cunt
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just because me and
Shane Dawg, two young bloods,
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are running this town,
owning this team,
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and chasing down our goddamn dreams.
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Look at that.
What's the matter?
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You can't hear the words I'm saying?
Listen to my cock.
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All right, dude. That's right.
Boom. Knuckle ball.
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Pow. Boom boom.
Top Gun, bitch.
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That's what that was.
You just entered the fucking danger zone.
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What do you say we go
celebrate this victory
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in the comfort of our
beautiful hot ladies?
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No diggity no doubt.
Who going to drive?
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How about we both drive?
I love that shit.
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God damn.
Look at us, huh?
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That's right.
T-minus five seconds from getting
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jerked and worked by
two smoking fucking hotties.
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Whoo. Never saw myself as a one
woman kind of guy. Mmm-hmm.
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But I guess that's what
true love will do to a man.
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It'll do it to you.
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Oh. Look away. Let's pretend like they don't...
We don't see them.
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Oh, there you are.
Hey, lookie here.
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Whoo. There we go. Hitting it, huh?
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Right? Let's go. Come on.
Race you to the beach. Here we go.
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Look at those two crazy kids.
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Running around like fucking
freed slaves, huh?
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Hey, I got something for you.
What do you have for me?
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Something pretty bad ass.
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Check this shit.
I been working on it nonstop.
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It's part three of my
life saga collection.
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You know, when I get
back to the majors,
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this going to be a humongous
human interest piece.
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People are going to be clamoring
for the fucking story.
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I'm not going to want to be
sitting around writing a book.
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So I did myself a favor and I
fucking pre-wrote the bitch.
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Do you understand about publishing?
I understand.
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You do?
Yes.
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Publishing is...
Is how they make books.
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And before they give it
to a wide audience,
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they got to make a bunch of copies of it.
That's a good idea.
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It's pretty awesome, isn't it? Mmm-hmm.
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I want to do it in the dunes today.
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Well, I will be able to
break you off a little bit.
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I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not going
to have time to flip it and rub it down.
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Translation, I'm not sure if
both of us are going to come.
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What the fuck?
You promised.
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Yeah, I know.
I'm pissed too.
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But I had some last minute shit
pop up I got to attend to.
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Now why don't you get that beautiful
pussy out of them tight jean shorts?
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Is she jerking him off?
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Chapter One, the new
beginning of the book.
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There have been many great
comebacks throughout history.
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Jesus was dead, but then came back
as an all-powerful God zombie.
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Ryan O'Neal had his ups and downs, but
is now back and better than ever.
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Well, my comeback is almost complete
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and I can say thatwhen it is complete,
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it will shake the pillars ofthis land or town.
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My story is the story ofa raging Christ figure
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who tore himself off the crossand looked at the Romans
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with blood in his eyes and said,
"My turn now, cocksuckers."
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What's up?
Hello.
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It's medicinal.
But not for AIDS.
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Hey.
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Somebody order a stripper?
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Oh, shit.
Oh, look at my dick.
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Kenny! I'm just kidding.
It's a fake dick.
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Clearly.
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Where have you been?
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You were supposed to be here
four hours ago.
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You said you were going to help.
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Yeah, well, I got hung up.
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Okay. Well, you missed
the cutting of the cake.
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It's cool. I already ate.
Stopped at a steakhouse on the way here.
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Had desserts, appetizers, the whole deal.
I'm stuffed as hell.
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Good for you.
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Got this for the kid,
a luxury present.
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Don't you want to give it
to him yourself?
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I mean, you could probably
just give it to him.
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He's one year old. Does he even know
what planet he's on?
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Just what I need.
There's just another thing
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that I have
got to do. Kenny!
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No.
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No. I wouldn't so...
Trying to be doing it in a sexual way.
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I'm just trying to comfort you.
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You seem all stressed out.
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Postpartumy and after birthy and shit.
I'm just trying to make you cool.
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You know what? This is Toby's day, Kenny.
This day is for Toby.
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Uh, duh. I know that.
You're the one making it about yourself.
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You know, I'm going to take a lap.
Give the hometown fans something to fucking gawk at.
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I'll see you around.
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And now the world-famous
floating girl magic trick.
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And then the first pillow,
and then the last one.
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She's floating, everyone.
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Give her another hand.
You're going to help out.
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We can see you.
Come on over.
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Check out these balloons.
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Kenny, come over. Now.
Kenny, come over. Come on.
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Jesus Christ.
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Ah, look who's here.
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Hey, what's up, Dustin's family?
What's up, brother?
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Not much. Look who I have here, huh?
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The birthday boy.
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Yeah, I see him.
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What's up, Ben & Jerry's?
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Criss Angel? Toby, you want to
say hey to your daddy? Huh?
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I'm good here. I'm just, got a
good eye line on the sorcery show.
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Kenny, you want to take the baby?
No, no, said I'm good.
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It's okay. Come on.
Take the baby.
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Take the baby. Come on.
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He wants his daddy.
Take the baby.
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Kenny, take the baby.
Nope, I'm goo... I'm okay.
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He's cool. He's cool.
Yeah, you want your daddy.
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Put your arms around him.
He's slipping.
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Put your arms around.
Kenny, take the baby.
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Hi, baby.
Hi, precious.
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Well, I see Kenny came.
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Yeah.
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I don't even know why he bothered.
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Well, you know, he's trying
in his own way, right?
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I mean, at least he made it.
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What's that expression?
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Um, 80 percent of success
is just showing up?
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Oh, yeah, and the other missing 20
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is, you know, paying child support,
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being a good daddy,
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not fucking anything with two tits.
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I thought he was,
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you know, going to change.
I had real high hopes.
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But same old shit really.
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Go.
Mom!
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Cassie, can I ask you something?
Course, honey.
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Do you ever regret it?
What?
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Having kids?
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No.
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Oh my God, no.
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Right. Course.
Just curious.
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Look at this.
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Cassie, thank you so much.
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- You're welcome.
- See, that's a nice gift.
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Yo, Jamie.
What's up, dawg?
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Kenny. You don't... You don't...
You don't have to do that.
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How's fucking
work going, dawg?
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Market's down but, uh, we're
hanging on, you know?
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Closing a few.
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Mergers and acquisitions.
I hear you.
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How's old big cannons doing?
242
00:13:58,543 --> 00:14:00,477
Well, she seems
a little stressed, you know.
243
00:14:00,511 --> 00:14:02,012
Like trying to balance
the baby and work.
244
00:14:02,046 --> 00:14:04,647
Honestly, I'm kind of worried, you know?
Because she's...
245
00:14:04,681 --> 00:14:06,148
Dude, I don't give
a shit about any of that.
246
00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:07,583
Give me the inside hookup, dude.
247
00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:09,017
She seeing anybody?
248
00:14:09,052 --> 00:14:11,720
She doesn't have time for
anything except Toby.
249
00:14:11,754 --> 00:14:14,055
Cool. So she's not like
250
00:14:14,089 --> 00:14:17,224
fucking any other dudes, no booty
calls, no friends with bennies,
251
00:14:17,259 --> 00:14:19,626
backyard brothers?
252
00:14:19,661 --> 00:14:21,461
I don't think so.
253
00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:23,196
Cool. Well,
keep an eye out, man.
254
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,464
You know, hos be creeping.
255
00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,999
From your dad.
256
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,735
Kenny, you want to
come help Toby open...
257
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,237
Open his gift?
Naw, you're the center of attention.
258
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,906
You got it.
Just fucking handle your stuff.
259
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,242
Okay.
260
00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:40,377
So let's see what it is.
261
00:14:42,346 --> 00:14:44,514
Well, look at that.
Mmm-hmm.
262
00:14:44,548 --> 00:14:47,083
That is, Toby,
263
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:48,684
a Sony.
264
00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:51,086
Sony's a Japanese corporation, April.
265
00:14:52,288 --> 00:14:54,622
Uh, it's pl... PS3.
It's a PlayStation.
266
00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:56,290
What an appropriate gift for a baby.
267
00:14:56,324 --> 00:14:58,592
Yeah, it is an appropriate
gift for the baby.
268
00:14:58,627 --> 00:15:01,094
It does Blu-rays, which
are in high definition.
269
00:15:01,128 --> 00:15:05,365
It's better for his eyes
to tick upon the movies.
270
00:15:05,399 --> 00:15:08,034
So perfect.
Because he's one.
271
00:15:08,069 --> 00:15:09,803
Oh, trust me. I know.
272
00:15:09,837 --> 00:15:13,439
Fucking longest year
of my life.
273
00:15:13,474 --> 00:15:16,109
I'm fucking wasted.
274
00:15:16,143 --> 00:15:19,412
Well, thank you, Kenny. Yeah.
Well, you're goddamn welcome.
275
00:15:19,447 --> 00:15:21,347
I know that's a little
awkward and strained here
276
00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:23,516
at the birthday celebrations.
277
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:26,419
It's a little weird because
April and I aren't together.
278
00:15:26,453 --> 00:15:29,621
I know a lot of people are probably whispering
behind our backs how fucked up it is
279
00:15:29,656 --> 00:15:32,424
that Toby comes from a broken home.
280
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:36,327
I tried to make it work. I didn't fuck
anybody for three months. But whatever.
281
00:15:36,361 --> 00:15:38,863
April kind of does what
she wants to do.
282
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,797
I also didn't want to
name the baby Toby
283
00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:42,799
because that's a racist name.
284
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,967
Am I correct? You know what, Kenny?
You don't need to
285
00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:47,370
go into any of this.
No, let me finish, all right?
286
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:51,875
Toby is what, uh, the slave masters
in Roots made Kunta Kinte be called.
287
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:56,946
I wanted to call the baby Neil, but that
was also not listened to. So there's that.
288
00:15:56,980 --> 00:16:00,783
The good news is that because April
has never given this family a chance
289
00:16:00,817 --> 00:16:02,885
to really exist in the first place,
290
00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:06,388
Toby has no point of reference
for what a real family is.
291
00:16:06,422 --> 00:16:10,124
So no damage to my son.
My son is totally cool, y'all.
292
00:16:10,158 --> 00:16:11,859
So raise your glasses.
293
00:16:11,894 --> 00:16:16,428
As we say in Mexico, feliz cumpleanos.
To fucking Toby.
294
00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:20,030
Not to fucking him.
To, like, he's cool. To fucking Toby.
295
00:16:20,998 --> 00:16:23,600
Okay. Maybe do
the next one?
296
00:16:24,835 --> 00:16:27,002
Whoo! One year old.
297
00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:30,568
Oh, fuck me.
298
00:17:26,684 --> 00:17:29,919
You end up tuggingand adjusting all day long.
299
00:17:29,953 --> 00:17:33,655
There's CamiSecret, the new
fashion accessory that looks
300
00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:35,256
just like a tank top.
301
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:38,526
Watch closely, 'cause here's the real secret.
It's designed...
302
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,127
Fucking dumb.
303
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,735
What are you doing here?
304
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,937
Uh, I don't know.
305
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,407
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
306
00:17:56,441 --> 00:17:58,675
I'm glad you came.
I wanted to call you and just
307
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,610
apologize for my behavior
at the birthday party.
308
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,213
I know Toby didn't appreciate it.
309
00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:05,248
It wasn't anything personal, Toby.
310
00:18:05,282 --> 00:18:06,582
I just kind of get weird
around crowds these days
311
00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:08,550
just because I'm
a celebrity and a star player
312
00:18:08,585 --> 00:18:11,353
and all that kind of
trappings of fame stuff.
313
00:18:11,387 --> 00:18:13,488
Sorry.
You know, we don't,
314
00:18:13,522 --> 00:18:15,957
we don't really need to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
315
00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:17,524
Or, yeah, we can just not
talk about it too.
316
00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:19,426
Just call it a wash.
We're even. That's fine.
317
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:23,029
Okay. Would you just take him?
I need to go to the bathroom.
318
00:18:23,063 --> 00:18:25,198
To hold him?
Yeah. Thank you.
319
00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:28,234
Okay, Toby,
320
00:18:28,268 --> 00:18:31,536
here we go, bud. We're going to put
you on the big people's furniture.
321
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:33,438
Try not to shit all over it, okay?
322
00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:46,815
Hello, uh, young boy.
How have you been?
323
00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:53,988
April, uh, we're kind of running out
of shit to say to each other in here.
324
00:18:54,022 --> 00:18:55,722
Conversation's getting
a little awkward.
325
00:18:55,757 --> 00:18:57,323
How we doing back there?
326
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:02,161
Kenny, we're going
to need to get going.
327
00:19:02,195 --> 00:19:03,495
So...
328
00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:07,664
Are you crying?
No. No, I'm just,
329
00:19:07,699 --> 00:19:09,466
I'm just tired.
330
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,001
Yeah, I was going to say
something about you being tired
331
00:19:12,035 --> 00:19:15,304
because you have been looking
a little worn down lately.
332
00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:17,339
No offense. I mean,
you still look... Look good,
333
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,108
but baggage under the eyes.
334
00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:23,410
You know what I think you need?
I think I should call a fucking sitter.
335
00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:26,246
And then you and I go out
for a bomb ass evening
336
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,881
in Myrtle Fucking Beach
337
00:19:27,915 --> 00:19:30,016
proper, fucking awesome style.
338
00:19:31,452 --> 00:19:33,253
I think it would do you
and I both some good
339
00:19:33,287 --> 00:19:36,989
to get out and have some fun without
the baby pulling us down for once.
340
00:19:37,023 --> 00:19:39,590
I'm getting all tongue tied here.
341
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:43,526
Basically, I think it's high
time you set that pussy free.
342
00:19:46,262 --> 00:19:48,129
Set it free.
343
00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:49,496
Set the pussy free.
344
00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:06,545
This gorgeous sunset is rocking
my nuts off.
345
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:11,216
It's so weird. I haven't... I haven't been
out like this at night in, like, a year.
346
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,654
I try to live free
like this every day.
347
00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:16,256
I know.
348
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:22,963
It's a beautiful sunset, Kenny.
349
00:20:23,031 --> 00:20:25,533
Well, I just wanted to show you
what Myrtle Beach has to offer.
350
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:31,877
Drink, drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink, drink!
351
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,650
Looks like somebody's
having a real good time.
352
00:20:38,684 --> 00:20:41,417
Yeah. Not a good as time
as we're having though.
353
00:20:41,452 --> 00:20:44,118
I'm out of beer.
Let's go get another, shall we? Okay.
354
00:20:44,152 --> 00:20:45,284
Let's do it.
Okay.
355
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:48,218
Ladies first.
Thank you.
356
00:20:48,253 --> 00:20:51,585
Oh, shit. We're pulling into port soon.
They're going to cut the open bar off
357
00:20:51,619 --> 00:20:53,485
and we need to get shitfaced.
358
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:56,153
'Kay, you know what? I'm good.
I think we just, like, really need to get back
359
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,855
because I don't even know the sitter.
360
00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:00,790
All right, first of all, I know Shane.
361
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:04,093
He's fucking aces.
I trust him with ten babies, let alone one
362
00:21:04,128 --> 00:21:06,062
that just sits there and basically
does nothing the whole time.
363
00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:07,263
Okay?
Okay.
364
00:21:07,297 --> 00:21:09,332
We're in good hands.
365
00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:10,967
I think you just need to kick back,
chill and enjoy yourself for once.
366
00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:13,168
Is that what I need to do? Yes.
367
00:21:13,203 --> 00:21:16,437
I remember a girl who used to drink whiskey
and smoke joints in tenth fucking grade
368
00:21:16,472 --> 00:21:18,206
and come watch
me play baseball. Okay?
369
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,374
Have some fun.
All right.
370
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:23,710
You're in Myrtle Fucking Beach.
Holy shit.
371
00:21:23,744 --> 00:21:25,779
Kenny. Take it. Just take it, take it.
372
00:21:25,813 --> 00:21:28,949
Shit.
373
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,416
Whoo. All right,
374
00:21:30,451 --> 00:21:33,386
tick, tick, boom.
375
00:21:52,805 --> 00:21:55,205
Whoo! Heads up.
376
00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:58,142
Look out.
377
00:21:58,176 --> 00:22:00,277
Oh, look at that.
Why don't you hold your dicks for a minute?
378
00:22:00,311 --> 00:22:01,812
We'll be done here in a second.
379
00:22:01,846 --> 00:22:04,114
No, you just stay where you at.
Now we want to play through.
380
00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:07,784
Well, that's mighty white of you.
But, uh, putt putt etiquette
381
00:22:07,818 --> 00:22:10,086
says you got to wait
till we finish shooting.
382
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,987
You two been holding us
up for the last hour.
383
00:22:12,022 --> 00:22:13,556
Now we're going to play through.
384
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:15,057
So I advise you just
get the hell out of the way.
385
00:22:15,091 --> 00:22:16,825
Dad, should I go ahead and shoot.
386
00:22:16,859 --> 00:22:19,093
Yeah, go ahead, Jimmy.
No, don't go ahead, Jimmy.
387
00:22:19,128 --> 00:22:20,728
In fact, why don't you
pick up that ball
388
00:22:20,762 --> 00:22:23,030
and fucking slide her right up
your dad's butthole.
389
00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:26,433
Hey, don't cuss at my kid.
Butthole. Butthole. Butthole.
390
00:22:26,467 --> 00:22:28,434
Jimmy, take the shot, son.
391
00:22:28,468 --> 00:22:31,170
No, Jimmy.
Don't take the shot.
392
00:22:31,205 --> 00:22:32,939
Take the shot.
393
00:22:32,973 --> 00:22:36,175
Your dad is making you look like a fucking idiot.
Don't take the shot.
394
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:37,510
- Take it, Jimmy.
- Jimithon.
395
00:22:37,544 --> 00:22:38,844
Kenny, stop.
396
00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,947
Take the shot, Jimmy.
Take the damn shot, Jimmy.
397
00:22:45,850 --> 00:22:47,783
- What the...
- Nice shot, Jimmy.
398
00:22:47,817 --> 00:22:50,550
- Looks like you shanked that one.
- How about I rip your nuts off
399
00:22:50,584 --> 00:22:53,953
and throw them where you just
threw my kid's ball, you asshole?
400
00:22:53,987 --> 00:22:55,654
That's kind of a clunky threat,
don't you think, bubba?
401
00:22:55,688 --> 00:22:58,289
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm... I'm sure
402
00:22:58,323 --> 00:23:00,792
that we don't want to set
this kind of example
403
00:23:00,826 --> 00:23:03,928
in front of your kid.
And what would you know about that?
404
00:23:03,962 --> 00:23:06,028
Oh, we're parents.
405
00:23:06,063 --> 00:23:08,064
Yeah, and I'm a mother.
406
00:23:08,098 --> 00:23:10,032
So...
Well, as a mother,
407
00:23:10,066 --> 00:23:12,668
I would think that you would not
want to be drunk at the putt putt
408
00:23:12,702 --> 00:23:15,604
in front of kids.
409
00:23:15,638 --> 00:23:17,439
I feel sorry for your child.
410
00:23:28,049 --> 00:23:29,549
Mom!
411
00:23:32,486 --> 00:23:33,886
You crazy bitch.
412
00:23:35,354 --> 00:23:38,289
Come on, come on.
Hey, God damn.
413
00:23:38,324 --> 00:23:40,659
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Go, go. Cops.
414
00:23:40,693 --> 00:23:42,227
You guys are fucking rednecks.
415
00:23:42,261 --> 00:23:45,129
This is your fault, Jimmy,
you little fucker.
416
00:24:23,116 --> 00:24:26,584
Yeah! Whoa!
God damn, you just gave me whiplash.
417
00:24:26,618 --> 00:24:27,852
Hey, no ramming.
418
00:24:31,988 --> 00:24:33,654
So what, you guys on vacation?
419
00:24:40,496 --> 00:24:42,765
I fucking run this town.
420
00:24:44,335 --> 00:24:46,370
Kenny, over here.
421
00:24:46,404 --> 00:24:49,808
Hey, we're parents.
Suck our dicks. Suck our dicks!
422
00:24:53,245 --> 00:24:55,011
Fuck yeah.
423
00:24:58,082 --> 00:25:00,149
Who said that hit movies can't be smart?
You know what I mean?
424
00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:03,185
The only reason he was there is because
she was fucking him the whole time.
425
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,088
What up, dawg?
Hi, how you doing, Kenny?
426
00:25:07,122 --> 00:25:08,389
What's going on, Andrea?
427
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:09,756
April.
April.
428
00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:11,090
Who's Andrea?
429
00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:12,992
Nothing.
This fucking dude's wasted.
430
00:25:13,026 --> 00:25:16,028
Where's Toby?
I'm going to go check on Toby.
431
00:25:16,062 --> 00:25:18,530
Toby's, uh, should be back in the dojo
432
00:25:18,564 --> 00:25:19,864
unless he learned
how to walk and left.
433
00:25:19,899 --> 00:25:22,466
You've got a fucking dojo?
434
00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:25,869
Of course I do.
Don't mess with my swords.
435
00:25:27,371 --> 00:25:28,671
How're things going with April?
436
00:25:28,706 --> 00:25:31,941
Maybe this will answer your inquiry.
437
00:25:31,975 --> 00:25:33,508
Oh, shit. Look at that.
438
00:25:33,543 --> 00:25:36,010
Y'all got an airbrushed t-shirt of, uh,
439
00:25:36,044 --> 00:25:39,446
some kid with Down's Syndrome and a
black girl with your names on it.
440
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,947
No, fucker. This is me.
441
00:25:40,981 --> 00:25:43,983
You're fucking on fire tonight.
You know why?
442
00:25:44,851 --> 00:25:46,218
Pills.
443
00:25:46,252 --> 00:25:48,586
I need you to get the fuck out of here
444
00:25:48,621 --> 00:25:51,622
so I can finish off this
climactic evening.
445
00:25:51,656 --> 00:25:54,058
Uh, well, hey, I want to know
all the dirty details tomorrow.
446
00:25:54,092 --> 00:25:55,560
If you get any cell phone snaps,
447
00:25:55,594 --> 00:25:56,727
send them my way.
448
00:25:56,761 --> 00:25:58,295
JPEGs are good for jerking off.
449
00:25:59,831 --> 00:26:01,131
We always miss that bottom level.
Copy that, Goose.
450
00:26:01,165 --> 00:26:03,066
All right. Goose?
Bullshit. You're Goose.
451
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,601
Hell no.
I'm Maverick.
452
00:26:04,635 --> 00:26:07,169
I don't think so.
I'm fucking Tom Cruise.
453
00:26:07,203 --> 00:26:09,637
You're Goose.
No, no, no. Because, uh,
454
00:26:09,671 --> 00:26:12,138
Goose had a family.
Maverick rolled solo.
455
00:26:12,172 --> 00:26:13,572
Pimp.
456
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,506
Whatever. Get the fuck outta here.
457
00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:44,396
Who do you think he looks more like?
458
00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:46,666
I don't know, April.
I'm fucking wasted.
459
00:26:47,802 --> 00:26:49,704
Just look at him.
460
00:26:51,774 --> 00:26:55,043
He looks like the dude from The Shield.
Chiclets.
461
00:26:55,077 --> 00:26:58,345
You asshole.
462
00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:01,247
I know we're both drunk, but I'm
just going to go ahead and say it.
463
00:27:02,817 --> 00:27:04,451
I've been lost without you.
464
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,621
I'm really glad you came here.
465
00:28:00,167 --> 00:28:01,300
April?
466
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:11,377
Hmm.
467
00:28:38,769 --> 00:28:41,203
"Sorry, Kenny, I'm not myself."
468
00:28:41,238 --> 00:28:44,574
"Last night only proved it.
Be in touch."
469
00:28:44,608 --> 00:28:46,376
What fucking shit is this?
470
00:29:04,062 --> 00:29:06,230
Fuck me.
471
00:29:13,104 --> 00:29:23,479
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