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Come on!
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Tres to dos on Big Red!
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Tres to dos on Big Red.
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Big Red! Big Red!
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You ready, motherfucker?
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Kick his fucking ass!
Kill him!
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Pay up, fucker!
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You know who I am.
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And you know my reputation.
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S�, se�or.
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And yet you place a bet with me,
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and you don't have
the fucking money to pay.
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I pay you later, carnal.
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Steve does not accept
fucking layaway.
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If you make a fucking bet
with Steve,
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you fucking pay Steve
when his fucking cock wins.
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- Do we comprehende?
- S�, se�or.
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Obviously not.
Obviously you don't comprehend.
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Fuck him up.
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Rough his fucking ass up.
Check his pockets, Aaron.
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Search every fucking nook and cranny
of that cheapskate.
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Nada.
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I'm gonna cut your fucking dick.
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Maybe that'll put a fucking smile
on your fucking face.
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Maybe we will cut
this motherfucker's balls off.
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You know what?
I can cut off your titties.
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Don't cut me.
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Titty, titty, bang, bang.
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He will titty-titty-bang-bang you.
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He'll cut your tits off.
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Take him, my donkey.
He's all I have.
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Fuck your donkey, bitch.
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Fuck that donkey.
Why would I want that?
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He can carry things.
You can make money with him.
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Paint him like a zebra
and charge gringos.
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Charge a who?
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The tourists.
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Take photos.
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I can't even believe
you'd look at me
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and the word "gringo"
would come to mind.
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We got a fucking Mexican racist.
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Does it make your life easier
to throw a racist term at somebody?
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A man who has seen
the things I've seen,
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experienced the loss and pain
that I've experienced.
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- I transcend race, hombre.
- You understand,
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you motherfucker,
you fucking cocksucker?
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Of course.
You are no gringo.
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Thanks for acknowledging that.
A word of advice:
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next time you wanna bet on my cock,
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you better bring some fucking pesos.
Got it, �se?
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I got you, Steve.
Gracias.
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Gather the jackass and the cock.
We're out of here. Come on, hit it.
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Let's go.
I'll grab the fucking donkey.
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This is me now.
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See you soon.
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A man haunted by the sacrifices
he's had to make.
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Shit.
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Fucking moron!
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A man who ran and never looked back.
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A man who drank his ass
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all the way down
to the butthole of America.
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Fucking Mexico.
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I left my country
to begin a new life,
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one where I could finally blend
with those I was living amongst,
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become just another face
in the crowd.
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Soon I was embraced by the natives.
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The wild landscape
became my mistress.
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The wild women, my cum caves.
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Soon enough,
I felt like a new person.
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But truthfully,
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sometimes I did wonder about them.
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About how they deal with the holes,
the agonies,
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the darknesses
that no doubt fell upon them
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when I rode off into the sunset
and then took that sunset with me.
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Do they even remember
what it's like to have hope?
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Did they forget
how to close their eyes and dream?
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Did they discover that, without me,
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they may as well not even exist?
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Can anyone get a fucking break
around here?
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Although it makes me kind of sad,
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I know that this savage land
was made for me.
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It's where outlaws go to die.
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And as that day nears,
I take comfort in knowing
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that the lives of those I left behind
are better off without...
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Goddamn it.
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Goddamn it.
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How many times do I gotta tell y'all
to keep your m�sica down?
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Y'all out here
kicking this soccer ball
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like you're goddamn Pel�,
blasting music. I'm trying to write.
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What kind of book are you writing?
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It's a motivational novel about...
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For people dealing with grief
or depression. None of your business.
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Will you get your brother
off my moped?
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How's it going?
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Let me make this clear, Catuey.
If there's one thing I can't stand,
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it's fucking soccer.
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Right?
I hate when people do it.
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Please hop off of my moped.
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It's very expensive.
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The language barrier, honestly,
is so fucking frustrating right now.
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God. I knew the barrio
would be fucking annoying,
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but I didn't know it'd be so loud.
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And that's why I'm so frustrated.
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Listen,
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you still have not taken us up
on our offer for dinner.
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My wife is a wonderful cook.
We'd love to host you.
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Looks like she's cooking seared titty
right now.
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I feel like
this is National Geographic shit.
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Who the fuck is that?
How many people you got in there?
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That's Maria, my sister-in-law.
You know what they say about family?
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Family that prays together,
stays together.
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I appreciate the offer,
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but I'm not into bonding
with new people down here.
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I got a family.
I don't need the fucked-up version.
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Your wife's titty
does look beautiful, though.
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And in addition
to all that other stuff,
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Kenny Powers
still does not like children.
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Chapter Three:
Shit to do in Mexico in the nighttime.
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{\Let me tell you that
we're here in the 8th inning,}
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{\I feel like hitting them with my shoe
to see if they'll come up with anything!}
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Disgraceful.
Fucking disgraceful.
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Charros suck big dicks!
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This is disgusting.
Isn't it disgusting?
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- It's fucking gross.
- Yeah, it's absolutely gross.
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What's your fucking problem, man?
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Why are you giving me
this freaking look?
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He wants to start a fight.
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Shut the fuck up.
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What's your problem?
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You want more?
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Want beer?
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I told you, didn't I?
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We're gonna get kicked out
of this motherfucker.
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{\Okay, let's go. The next one.
Don't worry about it.}
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There's a lot of trim walking around.
I don't mind this joint at all.
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Neither do I.
Let's talk fucking business first.
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Look at him, always on point,
always wanting to get down to task.
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This little son of a bitch here
is the best sidekick I've ever had.
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He's beating you, Hector.
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He is whooping your ass
as a sidekick.
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- He has...
- Not fucking thumbs up.
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No, boss,
he speaks no freaking English.
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Don't you ever wanna win?
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- Fuck.
- Do you wanna win?
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Do you wanna win?
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Do you ever wanna jerk off?
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S�, and Hector will have
what Aaron's having,
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only not as good.
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He hasn't reached that stage yet.
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Where you been?
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I've been around.
You're not mad, are you?
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Why would I be mad?
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You know, because I got busy
and I didn't immediately call you back
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after I had made sex to you.
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No, I didn't expect
anything from you.
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I felt like I was pretty upfront.
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I told you I was damaged goods.
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I wasn't trying
to get close to anybody.
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You were pretty clear about that.
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It's really for your own protection.
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People who get close to me,
well, they tend to get hurt.
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I don't know what you're getting into,
if you wanna...
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- I'm busy tonight.
- Me too.
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I'm working on a book.
I'm a writer.
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You got anything going on,
maybe tomorrow night?
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I'm pretty busy tomorrow too.
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Tomorrow too?
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Think I'm starting
to kind of get the picture here.
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You like to hit it and quit it?
That's how you roll?
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No. I just...
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I just thought you were just like...
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a one-night-stand gringo.
That's it.
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So you just saw me
as a piece of meat?
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Well, a good one, but...
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I'm gonna be straight with you here.
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I'm new to Mexico and...
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I try to adjust.
Most things are cool,
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but I'm feeling a little weird
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and fucking empty all the time
and just fucking alone.
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I mean, right now I just would like
the comfort of somebody
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who seems normal,
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and even though you're Mexican,
you seem normal to me.
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Look at the sax player from Lost Boys
rubbing the language barrier in my face.
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Is he giving you any trouble?
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Are you looking for some?
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No, he's not giving me any trouble.
He's just...
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a tourist who's lost.
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Right?
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Sure. A tourist who's lost
who might whip somebody's ass
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if they keep trying to isolate me
from conversations.
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Peace.
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See you.
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Yeah. Awesome show.
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Thank you.
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See you around.
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- Hey, come on! Photos!
- Come on, come on!
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- Step right up.
- Come to the real zebra.
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This is the one.
That motherfucker got AIDS.
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You don't want an AIDS zebra picture.
You want a clean zebra picture.
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Look how tight their shit is.
Their presentation blows ours away.
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You're standing here
with a sign on a Tecate box.
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Got Mice and Men here
with a disposable camera.
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We got the stupidest fucking jackass
in all of Mexico.
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Fuck them.
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That's a fake zebra.
This is a real safari zebra
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- from the dark country of Africa.
- Ten dollars, now.
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Unbelievable.
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- This is fucking shit.
- You know what? Fuck this.
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Safe!
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Damn it!
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Nice game, dick suckers.
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Kenny?
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Kenny Powers.
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You talking to me, muchacho?
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Well, yeah, I was trying to.
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I'm Roger Hernandez,
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manager of the Charros.
What are you doing here?
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I think you got the wrong man, dude.
My name's Steve.
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I gotta tell you,
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I admit the hair threw me
for a minute.
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I was expecting to see
the famous mullet.
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Kenny Powers does have famous hair,
doesn't he?
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But this ain't his hair.
This is Steve's. Steve the cockfighter.
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Cockfighter.
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I'm a cockfighter,
not a ball player.
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- Never been a ball player before.
- Really?
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So you're telling me
you're not Kenny Powers?
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It's my fault.
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It's stupid of me to think
Kenny Powers would be living here.
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With the skills that guy had,
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be a shame if he was spending his time
as a cockfighter
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and not on a field.
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No offense, Steve.
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None taken.
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For Steve, this is an awesome life.
He's improved things quite a bit.
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Sorry, just...
It just seems so funny.
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I know Kenny lost his pitch.
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Can you imagine
how low he really gotten?
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It's not fucking funny at all.
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From what I've heard,
Kenny Powers hasn't lost his pitch.
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He just got tired of baseball
always butt-fucking him.
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Causing him
nothing but pain and sorrow.
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Well, I'm sorry to hear
that Kenny Powers feels that way.
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It's a real shame
to let all that talent go to waste.
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Well,
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too bad I'm not Kenny Powers.
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Too bad.
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Come on, work it, Big Red.
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Work it.
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There you go.
Good job, buddy.
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Come on, buddy.
Come on.
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Doing good, man.
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We're gonna fucking whoop
this motherfucker's ass.
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You hear me?
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00:17:01,143 --> 00:17:02,517
It's time, boss.
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Let's do this.
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You have no chance.
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Vaya con Dios, fucker.
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Vaya con Dios.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you, motherfucker!
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Big Red,
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you were a good cock.
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You made us a lot of money.
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May you find the peace in death
that you so longed for in life.
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00:19:18,642 --> 00:19:21,024
I'm sorry about the way
things turned out.
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00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:25,449
I'm sorry about the way
a lot of things have turned out.
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See you in hell, hombre.
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00:19:28,657 --> 00:19:30,048
Wanna add anything?
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00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:33,505
Me and Hector,
we don't wanna work with you no more.
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Are you kidding around?
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00:19:36,411 --> 00:19:37,634
You're serious?
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00:19:37,884 --> 00:19:40,846
I thought we had a good thing going.
We're making money hand over fist.
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00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:42,702
Is this you, Hector?
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Are you poisoning his little mind
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- because we didn't make a connection?
- No, man.
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It's me.
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- I don't fucking like you.
- You don't like me?
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You're the one with the disability.
I shouldn't like you, yet I accept you.
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And you do this to me?
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00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,456
Man, fuck you, you midget.
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00:20:01,944 --> 00:20:02,993
I take the cocks.
283
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:06,405
Empty your pockets,
you fucking cocksucker.
284
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,249
I see.
This is a fucking double-cross?
285
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,542
He'll bash my brains
and you'll cut my dick off?
286
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,212
You'll steal the cocks and roll me?
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00:20:14,227 --> 00:20:15,255
Fine.
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00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:18,014
After I told you
that you were my best sidekick.
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00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:19,134
Listen, bitch.
290
00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:21,553
I'm nobody's sidekick!
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Come.
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00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,410
We're fucking done here.
293
00:20:29,842 --> 00:20:32,438
I can't believe y'all would do this
at Big Red's funeral.
294
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:34,399
You know how much he means to me.
295
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:37,945
Fuck you, and fuck Big Red!
296
00:20:38,964 --> 00:20:40,402
You're a cold motherfucker.
297
00:20:40,569 --> 00:20:43,104
Go home, you fucking gringo.
298
00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:45,953
You don't fucking belong here.
299
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,688
Hey, what's up?
300
00:21:24,254 --> 00:21:26,854
Wondering if y'all had room
for one m�s more.
301
00:21:27,901 --> 00:21:29,327
Of course, my friend.
302
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,298
Pasale, please.
Come in.
303
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,256
Shall we say grace?
304
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- Amen.
- Amen.
305
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:01,945
And thank you, Lord,
306
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,613
for letting Steve join us for dinner.
Amen.
307
00:22:12,437 --> 00:22:14,833
That was a really nice prayer,
Catuey.
308
00:22:15,244 --> 00:22:16,186
Thank you.
309
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,879
I should confess something to you.
310
00:22:20,258 --> 00:22:22,950
Steve is not really who I am.
311
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:25,513
Who are you?
312
00:22:28,296 --> 00:22:31,308
In Mexico,
a man could truly get lost.
313
00:22:31,822 --> 00:22:33,977
And if you're a bank robber,
or somebody
314
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,777
who's committed
a fucked-up crazy crime,
315
00:22:37,017 --> 00:22:38,482
then that's a good thing.
316
00:22:38,873 --> 00:22:40,521
But hiding takes its toll.
317
00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:43,172
At first you don't realize it,
318
00:22:43,339 --> 00:22:45,822
but soon the identity you tried to shed
starts getting pissed
319
00:22:46,072 --> 00:22:48,022
and knocking at your insides.
320
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:52,483
You know, when dealing
with deep depression and sad shit,
321
00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:54,522
it's cool to pretend
nothing is wrong.
322
00:22:54,689 --> 00:22:57,452
That sometimes works, but eventually
323
00:22:58,154 --> 00:23:00,441
you gotta call a spade a spade
and be like:
324
00:23:00,608 --> 00:23:03,159
"Yo, I'm fucked up
and I gotta make a change."
325
00:23:12,235 --> 00:23:14,240
Sometimes you gotta
wash away the paint
326
00:23:14,407 --> 00:23:17,559
and reveal to the world
the jackass that is hiding beneath.
327
00:23:36,952 --> 00:23:40,489
Sometimes you just gotta get back
in the fucking game.
328
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,880
What the fuck is going on?
329
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:58,437
Coach's staff, everyone,
come forward to me.
330
00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:01,536
Vamanos, muchachos.
Pull it in.
331
00:24:01,703 --> 00:24:04,234
Steve, what are you doing?
You're interrupting practice.
332
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,194
Practice doesn't seem to be working.
333
00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:09,281
Come on, motherfuckers, get in here.
I got an announcement.
334
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,756
I know a lot of you
have seen me around town, going,
335
00:24:11,923 --> 00:24:15,287
"Hey, there's Steve, the new guy,
running shit, the cockfighter."
336
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,372
Well, I have a confession to make.
337
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,916
My name's not Steve,
and I'm not a cockfighter.
338
00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:23,116
I'm a ball player,
and not just any ball player.
339
00:24:23,871 --> 00:24:25,297
I'm Kenny fucking Powers.
340
00:24:25,871 --> 00:24:27,841
And I reveal myself to you all here,
341
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:29,350
upon this field.
342
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:31,929
Behold!
343
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:36,183
My rookie card. It's me on the front.
Y'all wanna just pass this around
344
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,728
so you can just see it?
I'm gonna need to get it back though.
345
00:24:40,308 --> 00:24:41,972
I see the look on your faces.
346
00:24:42,139 --> 00:24:44,288
You're thinking,
"Hey, Kenny, you're from America.
347
00:24:44,455 --> 00:24:46,109
"You probably have a printer.
348
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,321
"You could've gone on the Internet
and printed that bitch."
349
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,198
You know what?
I could have.
350
00:24:51,919 --> 00:24:53,419
Except for one fact:
351
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,420
I don't own a printer,
352
00:24:55,587 --> 00:24:58,205
and I fucking hate computers,
all kinds.
353
00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:02,753
I come here today,
not just to bash on fucking technology,
354
00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:05,545
but to offer you all a proposition.
355
00:25:05,903 --> 00:25:08,497
Let's face it, y'all fucking suck.
356
00:25:08,923 --> 00:25:11,487
Don't get your feelings hurt.
Don't get sensitive on me here.
357
00:25:11,654 --> 00:25:13,261
I fucking suck too right now.
358
00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:17,140
I am in the darkest Third World hole
I've ever been in in my entire life.
359
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:20,655
About a thousand hundred million miles
from where I should be.
360
00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:23,656
And the only way for me
to get back there
361
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,524
is for us to join forces.
362
00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:28,126
If we can make enough noise
down here,
363
00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:31,803
then just maybe
everyone in America will hear us.
364
00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:33,031
Everyone will.
365
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,634
And they will all know
366
00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:36,925
that Kenny Powers is, in fact,
367
00:25:37,092 --> 00:25:39,704
the Christ figure
that they perceive me to be.
368
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,791
So if you all
don't believe my words,
369
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,709
perhaps you'll believe this.
370
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:47,420
Anyone have a ball?
Can I get an el ballo?
371
00:25:47,794 --> 00:25:49,912
Right there.
Okay. Got it.
372
00:25:52,061 --> 00:25:53,385
Behold this, boys.
373
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,833
Try and fucking doubt this,
all right?
374
00:26:18,013 --> 00:26:20,238
If this was America,
you'd have a radar gun,
375
00:26:20,405 --> 00:26:23,038
and right now it would read 101.
376
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,167
When's the next game?
377
00:26:25,642 --> 00:26:27,627
- Friday.
- See you dumb motherfuckers there.
378
00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:30,062
Where's the baseball card?
It's worth five bucks.
379
00:26:30,229 --> 00:26:32,340
Take that with me.
Trying to pocket it.
380
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:33,810
Keep my eye on you.
381
00:26:33,977 --> 00:26:36,996
All right, don't forget,
my number's 55.
382
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:47,480
Fifty-five!
See you motherfuckers Friday.
383
00:26:50,095 --> 00:26:52,332
You got Kenny Powers
up in this motherfucker now!
384
00:26:56,855 --> 00:26:57,855
Fuck you!
385
00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:00,950
Fuck you, too, cabr�n.
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00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,110
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