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This is from all of us, Troy.
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When you're sailing around the world,
you'll be going through a lot of countries,
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So we got you a universal translator.
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- Cool.
- Bueno.
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- Bueno?
- Cool.
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Thanks, guys.
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I didn't know going-away
parties could be so much fun.
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I should leave all the time.
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Let's not forget it's
okay to be sad too.
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Britta, do you get
kickbacks from big buzzkill?
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- I'm serious.
- We know.
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The truth is, a member
of our family is leaving.
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For a year, maybe more.
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Psychology has taught
me the human mind has
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a tendency to rechannel
separation anxiety in the form
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of frivolity and giddiness, and...
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I don't want us to waste our
chance to acknowledge how much
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we're gonna miss you.
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- Attention, Greendale.
- Oh, announcements!
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Announcements!
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- Oh, I love these.
- Whoo! Announcements!
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I'm standing here with Abed Nadir,
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who has chosen to give
his best friend, Troy,
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The very special going-away
present of declaring
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a school-wide game of hot lava!
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- Cool!
- Ooh, that sounds like fun!
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Wha... no! Process
your feelings.
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Hot lava is the sweet, classic
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children's game in
which you are not allowed
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to touch the floor, or you're dead.
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I think it's cute, and while I normally
don't condone climbing on furniture,
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Troy and Abed's friendship has been such
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a special and magical part of Greendale,
We owe it to ourselves to honor it.
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Abed, anything to add?
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Yes, take this seriously.
Stay on furniture.
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No books, no bags. The dead can't talk.
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No coming back as a lava monster.
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- Ooh!
- Yes!
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Hot lava!
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Come on, guys, this
is classic avoidance.
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I have to go talk to him.
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Oh, and because the non-awesome
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often need incentive
to do awesome stuff,
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The final survivor will win my near mint
condition number one issue of Space Clone.
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valued by the comics
authority at $50,000.
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Wh... I'm... I'm
sorry?
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The floor turns to lava in
ten, nine, eight, seven...
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Did you say 15 or 50 thousand?
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- Six...
- Oh, who am I kidding?
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Help, lava!
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Five, four, three, two...
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Professor Duncan?
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You stay back, Britta! I'm not afraid
to push a girl into make-believe lava.
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In fact, it's been my primary strategy.
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I'm staying in the game,
so I can talk to Abed.
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I'm worried about him.
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What I'm worried about is money.
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My self-published novels aren't
going to publish themselves.
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Don't regress to primal behavior
just because it's allowed.
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We're human beings, not
the editors of Teen Vogue.
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They're setting a terrible
example for today's young women.
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Well, I'm sorry, Britta,
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But it's either you or me...
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And I'm me.
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- No!
- Yes, yes, yes!
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Oh!
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Real nice, Winger.
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This is why the English
never win any sports.
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'cause everyone else cheats!
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Britta, there you are.
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Sweet, sweet, portable chairs.
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Plastic gold. Four-legged diamonds.
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You claiming this?
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Lava joust?
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Did you all hit your heads
on each other's heads?
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Let's get real, Britta.
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Once the last of the chairs are gone,
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a sofa hopper like you
won't last 20 minutes.
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You want to join this alliance,
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- or you want to join the lava?
- Fine.
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But I'm not learning the
new names for anything.
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Centipeding isn't the
fastest form of travel,
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But if we find more chairs,
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We can do the inchworm, scootenanny,
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The reverse Danny Thomas.
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Do you think this game's
gotten a little out of hand?
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Eh, feels normal enough for a school
that's on 911's blocked caller list.
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And I like that Abed wanted
to send Troy off in a cool way.
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Send him off or put off sending him?
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I think this imaginary lava
might symbolize Abed's fear of change.
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I think that diagnosis symbolizes
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your lack of a psych degree.
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Mama mahogany, feast your feet
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on that stack of sticks.
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Eh, too easy. Could be a trap.
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As if someone else is taking this game
as seriously as you.
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Let's keep this centipede rolling.
Give me a chair.
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Ugh, so stupid.
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Come on.
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- Shh, shh!
- Locker, locker, locker.
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- Locker, locker.
- Locker boys!
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Oh!
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Locker!
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Winger, Edison, and Perry.
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What a delicious... combination.
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Lock, lock, lock, lock,
lock, lock, lock, lock, lock!
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What are we getting from this
extra level of commitment?
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We're getting your chairs, your food,
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and the names of your
same-sex celebrity crushes.
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Everyone has one, don't lie.
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Then you're free to go... into lava!
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Lock, lock, lock,
lock, lock, lock, lock, lock!
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Ooh-whoo-ooh!
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Stand down or meet your doom, Chang.
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You're in no position to
make threats, floor strider.
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Our truce ended when you banished
us from the pay phone bench.
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You used that bench
to upset the balance.
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By the Vapors of Magmarath,
we will restore it.
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You have gods? Locker boys!
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Earn your M&Ms!
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Locker!
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Troy and Abed intimidation stance.
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I guess that actually looked
the way it did in my head.
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Hiya, kids.
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I'm criminology professor Buzz Hickey,
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And this... this is just a little
something I threw together.
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Aah!
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Jump!
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Aah!s
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Centipede, centipede! Okay!
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Pull harder! Pull harder! Pull harder!
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My same-sex celebrity
crush is Nathan Fillion!
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Nathan Fillion!
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Jeff, Annie! Get to Shirley Island.
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We'll meet you there.
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Abed, save yourself!
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Abed, before Troy "dies in lava,"
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you can save yourself emotionally
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by honestly experiencing the pain
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of him leaving Greendale!
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We can do this in three steps.
Britta, jump to that trash can.
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Troy, start inchworming.
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What's the third step?
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The third step's survival.
Good luck, Britta.
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Seriously? Troy!
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Sorry, Britta, Abed knows best.
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But I'll always remember you
as kind of slowing us down
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and complaining a lot.
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Oh, my... no!
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They abandoned you?
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This game's doing bad things to people.
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Now me, I'm just in it for the money.
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My son's getting gay married.
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The flowers alone, you have no idea.
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I get it.
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I lived in New York.
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All right, Miss Perry, climb aboard.
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It's fake killing time.
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Welcome to Shirley Island.
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No furniture beyond this point.
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Leave your weapons at the door
and any spare doors at the entrance.
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Then came the now-now times...
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When the floors were covered
with the burny touch.
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Ooh.
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You made it. Friends!
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Welcome to Shirley Island,
where all your dreams come true,
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If you dream of standing on
a table and pissing in a jar.
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Where's Britta?
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She didn't make it. Oh, that's too bad.
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Poor Britta. It's okay.
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Her sacrifice got us this
far, and now we can't lose.
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Why not?
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Because now we're on Shirley Island,
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and according to
legend... So is the orb.
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I'm sure I have no idea
what you're speaking of.
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- This is a place of peace.
- And profit.
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Come again?
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You're not really playing, Shirley.
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You're a merchant,
and more power to you.
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But don't withhold power from
others just to make money.
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We want the orb.
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Abed.
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Listen, I'm still a little
raw from what happened
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with Britta back there.
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I mean, fun is fun, but I
don't want my last day here
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to be a day where everyone hates me.
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Last day?
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Citizens of Shirley Island!
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What have you brought to my door?
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Stay back!
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- My God, it's Hickey.
- Aah!
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And he's got chair walkers!
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Come out with your feet on the floor,
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and there will be no need
for nudging or jostling.
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I did not skip my son's
birthday for second place!
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I want to say something to
you guys about mental health.
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Is that Britta? Is she alive?
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Why did you think she was dead?
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We kind of... left her.
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Left her for dead?
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Sounds bad when you put it that way.
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Can you put it a way that sounds good?
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You do realize this isn't
just a pile of chairs, right?
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This is a crib,
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And you're curled up inside
there, sucking your thumb,
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because you're too
scared to say good-bye.
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Well, it's time to grow up.
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The adults are here, and we're
gonna tear down your fort.
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Chair walkers, attack! Ah-ooh!
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Ah-ooh!
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My name was Vicki! Tell my story!
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These are my only pants!
I can't get them dirty!
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I'm actually British!
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Leonard! Butter 'em up!
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You got it!
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Cirque du so long, you
high-stepping acro-bastards!
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Do you have any rolling chairs?
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Behind the curtain.
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Abandon fort! Women
and man-children first!
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Hey, seat feet! Chair to dance?
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Yes!
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Aah!
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Britta, I'm your friend.
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I can't hear dead people, Annie.
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- I'm in a world of imagination.
- Ha!
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Then imagine what the floor looks like.
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I don't have to. I'll just imagine
where you're about to be!
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That's the same as imagining the floor.
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Then you just admitted
that's where you'll be.
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Knock, knock, Britta. I'm not gonna say
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"who's there?" because someone
on the floor is knocking.
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Well, that's lame. You
have to say, "who's there?"
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Floor! What?
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That's who's there! Yeah!
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But it's for you!
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Ah! Aah!
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Shirley, give us the orb, and
we can save Shirley Island.
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The orb can't save Shirley island
because Shirley Island is the orb.
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In a cool way like Keyser Soze
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or a lame way like Jewel of the Nile?
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You tell Buzz Hickey that
Shirley Bennett said...
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Well, I don't want to waste your time.
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Just think of something
cool and give me credit.
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But the door I'm
knocking on is your home,
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so if I'm the floor,
it means you're dead.
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If you're the floor,
you're already dead.
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Just do it right! Knock, knock!
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Knock, knock!
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Oh!
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Who's there, bitch? Floor!
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Floor!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Troy and Abed in a bubble
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Ha! Hickey, you chicken.
258
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He gutted us. Retreat!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I'm the only one left.
262
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I won 50,000 bucks.
263
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,121
That's 50,000 lottery tickets!
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00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,729
You can't outrun your emotions!
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Aah!
266
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:55,140
Aah! I had a dream like this,
but it was sexual.
267
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:59,044
I will force you two to grieve properly
even if it kills us all!
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00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,912
Go away, Britta!
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00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,815
Oh! Aah!
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- Yay!
- Ow!
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00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,391
- Yay!
- Ow! Ow!
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00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,327
Sorry about our butts touching.
273
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,302
Okay, we'll go into the vents.
274
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,338
They'll never find us there.
I say we take a stand here.
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I mean, someone's got to win sometime.
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Not if we never kill each other.
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Then we can play forever.
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Right. Wait.
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Abed, the floor can't be lava forever.
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The game's got to end.
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It's not a game for me, Troy.
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I'm seeing real lava
because you're leaving.
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00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,655
It's embarrassing, and
I don't want to be crazy,
284
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,191
but I am crazy, so...
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I made a game that made you and
everyone else see what I see.
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I don't want it to be
there either, I swear.
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I want you to be able to leave,
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but I don't think the lava goes
away until you stop leaving.
289
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,206
So the only way I can help you is
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by giving up my chance
to be one person?
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00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,617
- You guys ready for closure?
- Of your caskets?
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00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,220
Guys, stop, okay? The
lava's real to Abed.
293
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,922
- It's not a game to him.
- Oh, no.
294
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,256
You know what I think?
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00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,058
I think he's used to
getting his own way.
296
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I think he's never met me.
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00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,463
- Aah!
- No!
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Abed!
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Abed.
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Uh!
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Unbelievable.
302
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,978
When this game is over,
I'm gonna shove you back.
303
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,416
Abed, give me your other hand!
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00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,186
It's down to us.
You or Britta will be the winner.
305
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,122
I'm not leaving,
okay? Just... I promise.
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00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,691
Just... the floor's not lava
now. Just give me your hand.
307
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,527
I don't think the lava's
here because you're leaving.
308
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,262
I think it's here
because I won't let go.
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00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,231
Sorry.
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00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,532
- Bye.
- Abed.
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Abed. Abed!
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Abed!
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Abed! Abed!
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00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,646
Abed.
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00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,183
He's... he's fake dead.
Forever.
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00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,786
El esta muerto para siempre.
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00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,587
- Shut up.
- Callate.
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00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,588
- What?
- Que?
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00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,024
- Stop!
- Para.
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00:15:29,732 --> 00:15:31,832
He's not really dead.
322
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:33,401
No, but he's really playing
dead, and he's not gonna stop.
323
00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:36,470
Here. Congratulations, you win.
324
00:15:37,472 --> 00:15:38,539
You don't get it.
325
00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:40,708
No one gets Abed.
326
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:41,976
I got him a little.
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00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,178
This is my fault.
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00:15:47,149 --> 00:15:49,250
I don't deserve to fake live.
329
00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:50,551
Wait! No.
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00:15:50,585 --> 00:15:52,019
- I can fix it.
- How?
331
00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:53,320
I-I don't know.
332
00:15:53,355 --> 00:15:55,823
In real life, I don't know,
but I can fake fix him.
333
00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:57,958
Uh, I can clone him.
334
00:15:57,993 --> 00:15:59,894
- I'll clone him.
- Go on.
335
00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:02,063
I just need his DNA.
336
00:16:02,097 --> 00:16:04,565
Let's get his DNA.
Don't touch the lava.
337
00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:06,100
You might be onto something.
338
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,369
I'm gonna find discarded technology
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00:16:08,403 --> 00:16:09,670
From this once great civilization
340
00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:12,573
And start a cloning machine. Mm!
341
00:16:12,607 --> 00:16:14,575
Okay, I'm placing this
cellular regeneration
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00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:16,944
sequencer on the spot
where he died.
343
00:16:16,979 --> 00:16:18,579
Here, don't forget this.
344
00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:20,581
This is a laser guidance
system that keeps
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00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:24,352
the regeneration sequence
from, um... jib-jabbing.
346
00:16:24,386 --> 00:16:25,720
Jib-jabbing?
347
00:16:25,754 --> 00:16:28,689
Initiate regeneration sequence.
348
00:16:42,404 --> 00:16:44,472
It worked.
349
00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:46,640
We made a perfect clone of Abed.
350
00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:53,514
Actually, Britta's work was sloppy.
351
00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:55,016
I'm not an exact replication.
352
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:56,484
I have all of Abed's
abilities and memories,
353
00:16:56,518 --> 00:16:59,487
but I'm missing his
wild emotionality.
354
00:17:02,224 --> 00:17:04,692
Although I think I may be
able to let Troy go now.
355
00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:07,676
I don't know.
356
00:17:08,164 --> 00:17:10,498
I haven't been completely honest.
357
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,500
I'm really scared to go on my trip.
358
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:16,337
Well, you don't have
to go. Your clone can.
359
00:17:18,073 --> 00:17:21,175
Right.
360
00:17:46,502 --> 00:17:48,770
So you guys are all cloned up too, huh?
361
00:17:48,804 --> 00:17:50,772
Yeah, believe in cloning.
362
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:55,677
Well, guess that's my ride.
363
00:17:55,711 --> 00:17:57,812
I'm so excited for you.
364
00:17:57,847 --> 00:18:01,149
You're gonna see the world
and experience new cultures.
365
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:03,318
I mean, technically all
culture has been homogenized
366
00:18:03,352 --> 00:18:05,053
by 50 years of American imperialism,
367
00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:07,522
But at least the candy
bar wrappers will...
368
00:18:07,556 --> 00:18:10,358
God, there I go.
369
00:18:10,392 --> 00:18:11,659
Almost Britta'd our good-bye, huh?
370
00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:12,727
I'm the worst.
371
00:18:12,761 --> 00:18:15,430
You're the best, and I love you.
372
00:18:17,399 --> 00:18:18,967
I'm better at sex than Jeff, right?
373
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:20,969
I've yet to have anyone worse.
374
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,643
All I ever wanted in high
school was for Troy Barnes
375
00:18:28,677 --> 00:18:32,180
yo notice me, and then I
ended up living with you.
376
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,148
- I'm pretty lucky.
- I'm not.
377
00:18:34,183 --> 00:18:35,483
I had a chance to be your
friend in high school,
378
00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:38,753
but I was too busy trying to be cool.
379
00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:40,521
I missed out on four
more years of Annie.
380
00:18:40,556 --> 00:18:42,490
Aw!
381
00:18:47,096 --> 00:18:49,864
You are the coolest guy I know.
382
00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:51,866
I hope I make you proud.
383
00:18:54,069 --> 00:18:56,638
I've never stepped foot
outside of Colorado.
384
00:18:56,672 --> 00:19:00,942
You're becoming much cooler
than me by doing this.
385
00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:04,879
Thanks for looking out for me.
386
00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:06,881
Thank you for putting up
with the boring, old mom
387
00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:08,483
in your college study group.
388
00:19:08,517 --> 00:19:10,118
You made a furniture fortress.
389
00:19:10,152 --> 00:19:12,387
You're the badass from our study group.
390
00:19:19,094 --> 00:19:20,795
Clone Troy.
391
00:19:20,829 --> 00:19:23,798
Clone Abed.
392
00:19:23,832 --> 00:19:25,199
By the way, when I
cloned you, I had to patch
393
00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:28,236
some missing parts of your DNA
with genes from a homing pigeon.
394
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:32,440
You may notice side effects,
like a compulsion to come back.
395
00:19:32,474 --> 00:19:34,909
Cool. Clone hug?
396
00:19:42,851 --> 00:19:44,619
So you're really just
gonna pilot this thing
397
00:19:44,653 --> 00:19:45,987
all on your own?
398
00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:47,088
Well, Pierce's will stated
that someone would be
399
00:19:47,122 --> 00:19:48,423
assigned to travel with me
400
00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:51,693
- to verify that I don't cheat.
- Captain Barnes.
401
00:19:51,727 --> 00:19:53,127
We should probably
set sail while the wind
402
00:19:53,162 --> 00:19:55,496
is still in our favor,
don't you think?
403
00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:56,698
Engage.
404
00:20:03,439 --> 00:20:06,107
A gathering of angels
405
00:20:06,141 --> 00:20:09,644
Appeared above my head
406
00:20:09,678 --> 00:20:12,647
Now, Troy, I know it's gonna be difficult
for you to interact with me...
407
00:20:12,681 --> 00:20:14,515
No, no. That was the original Troy.
408
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,884
I'm his clone.
409
00:20:15,918 --> 00:20:17,886
Let's get the lead out, Burton.
410
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,887
Aye, aye, sir.
411
00:20:22,491 --> 00:20:25,660
They said, come sail
away, come sail away
412
00:20:25,694 --> 00:20:29,397
Come sail away
with me, that's...
413
00:20:29,431 --> 00:20:32,500
Come sail away, come sail away
414
00:20:32,534 --> 00:20:35,537
Come sail away with me
415
00:20:37,582 --> 00:20:40,149
You know, starting a sea
voyage from landlocked Colorado
416
00:20:40,183 --> 00:20:42,318
- May not have been the best idea.
- We'll drive to the river
417
00:20:42,352 --> 00:20:43,886
and then take the river to the ocean.
418
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,488
Actually, I never
thought I'd see you again.
419
00:20:45,522 --> 00:20:48,257
I have a couple Star Trek
questions, if you don't mind.
420
00:20:48,292 --> 00:20:50,259
No, go ahead.
421
00:20:52,763 --> 00:20:55,131
What time did you guys have
to get up in the morning?
422
00:20:55,165 --> 00:20:56,966
Does every writer
write for one character?
423
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,668
What's a best boy? I saw
it in the credits once.
424
00:20:58,702 --> 00:21:02,705
Why don't they call it Planet Trek?
425
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,207
You never go to a star.
426
00:21:05,242 --> 00:21:07,209
You... Not one episode.
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00:21:08,211 --> 00:21:12,611
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