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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,211 --> 00:00:08,004 As a matter of fact, it is very European. 2 00:00:08,037 --> 00:00:09,483 - You know? - I just don't... 3 00:00:09,522 --> 00:00:11,113 In France, they don't. 4 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:13,069 You know, the kids aren't shaving now, either, 5 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:16,180 which is amazing because they've finally caught up to me. 6 00:00:16,215 --> 00:00:18,353 - Yeah, well... - They shave everything. 7 00:00:18,415 --> 00:00:20,811 All of Max's friends, they shave... 8 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,235 I don't like it. 9 00:00:22,270 --> 00:00:24,928 - Everything off the down... - I don't like it. 10 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:27,065 - On the front bottom. - The downstairs. 11 00:00:27,119 --> 00:00:29,841 And they're armpit hair... Mine is nothing compared to theirs. 12 00:00:29,895 --> 00:00:31,797 Theirs is like this. 13 00:00:31,847 --> 00:00:33,186 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 14 00:00:33,264 --> 00:00:37,800 Legs, armpit hair, everything they keep, 15 00:00:37,878 --> 00:00:39,435 and no bushes. 16 00:00:39,469 --> 00:00:41,338 They all look like Barbies. 17 00:00:41,371 --> 00:00:44,608 You used to walk around, and it was upsetting to me. 18 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,820 Did I really? 19 00:00:46,884 --> 00:00:49,399 Yes. I have images that are burned into my head. 20 00:00:49,461 --> 00:00:51,883 - Oh, please let's not talk about it. - I don't like the things... 21 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,228 Shall we not? 22 00:00:53,351 --> 00:00:55,142 - Oh, dear me. - Well, you know, 23 00:00:55,202 --> 00:00:57,685 you could have thrown on a skirt once in a while. 24 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,078 Your father liked it, though. 25 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,157 - Oh, can... No. - No, no, no. 26 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:02,011 La, la, la, la. 27 00:01:02,046 --> 00:01:03,584 La, la, la, la, la 28 00:01:07,046 --> 00:01:10,016 - Fine lady, ride a cock-horse. - Ride a cock-horse. 29 00:01:10,051 --> 00:01:13,282 With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, 30 00:01:13,336 --> 00:01:16,525 She shall have music wherever she goes. 31 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,228 There we are. 32 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:25,284 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 33 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:44,229 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 34 00:01:45,128 --> 00:01:46,573 Did anything happen? 35 00:01:46,647 --> 00:01:47,981 Did you two do stuff? 36 00:01:48,044 --> 00:01:50,593 No, we just hung out. 37 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,593 Honey, you did things. 38 00:01:52,628 --> 00:01:53,924 There's no way you didn't. 39 00:01:55,336 --> 00:01:56,545 Well... 40 00:01:56,578 --> 00:01:58,588 yeah, we did stuff. 41 00:01:58,638 --> 00:02:00,340 You said you weren't going to. 42 00:02:00,435 --> 00:02:02,154 I know, but I realize that 43 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,189 I was using him for sex. 44 00:02:04,248 --> 00:02:07,336 I knew what I was getting into. I know about it... Him. 45 00:02:08,558 --> 00:02:10,801 I want to... 46 00:02:10,843 --> 00:02:13,262 You know, I want to have something real with you. 47 00:02:14,654 --> 00:02:15,883 Really? 48 00:02:18,178 --> 00:02:21,121 It's a mutual thing, I don't care about him, 49 00:02:21,156 --> 00:02:22,691 he doesn't care about me. 50 00:02:40,422 --> 00:02:41,425 But wait. 51 00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:45,327 Do you...? 52 00:02:45,361 --> 00:02:46,943 Do you have a condom? 53 00:02:48,111 --> 00:02:50,748 Uh... 54 00:02:52,837 --> 00:02:53,856 No. 55 00:02:55,864 --> 00:02:58,010 We totally used condoms. 56 00:02:58,164 --> 00:03:00,067 No, you didn't. 57 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:02,344 No, you didn't, Sam. 58 00:03:02,378 --> 00:03:04,771 Yes, we did. 59 00:03:04,831 --> 00:03:06,882 Okay, you want to keep pretending you did, go ahead. 60 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,092 Thank you. 61 00:03:08,985 --> 00:03:10,687 What's going on with you? 62 00:03:10,719 --> 00:03:12,755 With, like, Grant's-his-name? 63 00:03:13,096 --> 00:03:14,758 Ugh, nothing. 64 00:03:14,898 --> 00:03:16,759 I got rid of that loser. 65 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:17,982 Good. 66 00:03:19,996 --> 00:03:21,825 Honey, no. 67 00:03:21,889 --> 00:03:23,980 Let me suck your dick, I'll get out of your hair. 68 00:03:25,401 --> 00:03:28,367 I miss you. When are you coming to see the girls? 69 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,895 I miss you, too. 70 00:03:33,245 --> 00:03:35,340 Sam, this is totally awesome. 71 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:37,159 I can't believe we're gonna see Joe Walsh live. 72 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,554 I am... 73 00:03:38,638 --> 00:03:40,812 Freaking our tits off! 74 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:42,287 I know! 75 00:03:42,376 --> 00:03:44,624 - Did I do good? Did I do good? - Yeah, you did good. 76 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,836 - Yes, my sweet. - Yes! 77 00:03:46,871 --> 00:03:48,414 - Hi, hi. - Hi. 78 00:03:48,449 --> 00:03:50,963 We have these, so can we please? 79 00:03:51,026 --> 00:03:52,660 Okay. Go on in. 80 00:03:52,718 --> 00:03:54,788 - Thank you. - They can't drink. 81 00:03:54,857 --> 00:03:56,792 Yeah, we know. 82 00:03:56,941 --> 00:03:59,044 - Ooh, we can't drink! - We can't drink. 83 00:03:59,099 --> 00:04:01,543 - You can't drink. - You can have a sip of mine. 84 00:04:01,621 --> 00:04:03,974 - I'm gettin' a beer. - Oh, we're fine, Mommy. 85 00:04:04,063 --> 00:04:05,430 Thanks. You guys should go get your beers, though. 86 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:08,515 Sam, you are my second mom. I can't believe this. 87 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:11,682 I've literally been obsessed with Joe Walsh since I was, like, seven. 88 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:12,628 Thank you, thank you. 89 00:04:12,701 --> 00:04:14,465 Oh, honey, you're welcome. 90 00:04:14,544 --> 00:04:17,039 Oh, also, my parents want you guys to come over for a family dinner soon. 91 00:04:17,074 --> 00:04:19,148 Oh, my God, yes, Mom, we have to. Please. 92 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,013 Who are you telling? I want to more. 93 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:22,359 This is nervous. 94 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,993 Oh, it's okay, honey, just breathe. 95 00:04:24,027 --> 00:04:25,725 Yeah. Okay. 96 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:26,723 - Hi. - Hello. 97 00:04:26,783 --> 00:04:29,749 Hi, can we get on the floor with these? 98 00:04:29,798 --> 00:04:31,790 Uh, no, you need a bracelet. 99 00:04:31,852 --> 00:04:34,959 Oh. Can you maybe make an exception and just be nice? 100 00:04:34,994 --> 00:04:37,237 Mm, I'm sorry, love. 101 00:04:37,421 --> 00:04:39,897 Really? Okay. 102 00:04:39,981 --> 00:04:41,840 You know what? I totally understand. 103 00:04:41,895 --> 00:04:43,846 - You're doin' your job. - Yep. 104 00:04:43,907 --> 00:04:45,406 - Yeah. - Respect that. 105 00:04:45,648 --> 00:04:47,683 - Okay. - Hey, hang on. 106 00:04:47,759 --> 00:04:50,587 Ain't you that lady from that therapist show? 107 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:51,855 Yes. 108 00:04:52,039 --> 00:04:53,247 - Right? - This is her. 109 00:04:53,306 --> 00:04:55,974 Yeah. Couple years ago. Yeah, that was me. 110 00:04:56,009 --> 00:04:57,839 That was crazy shit. 111 00:04:57,874 --> 00:05:00,643 - Oh, cool. Thank you. - Nice. 112 00:05:00,762 --> 00:05:03,633 So, still no on the floor? 113 00:05:03,856 --> 00:05:06,761 Yep. Still no on the floor. Sorry, love. 114 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:08,104 Okay, bye. 115 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:09,302 See ya. 116 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:12,794 I'm sorry, you guys. 117 00:05:12,863 --> 00:05:14,489 I really wanted to get you on the floor, 118 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:16,971 but this is cool, right? 119 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:19,673 - This is nice. - Yeah. You're so sweet, and you're really cute, 120 00:05:19,748 --> 00:05:21,917 but we're gonna try and get on the floor before they start. 121 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:23,826 You guys have fun, okay? 122 00:05:23,861 --> 00:05:25,669 I love you guys. I'll see you after. 123 00:05:25,728 --> 00:05:28,397 But they're not gonna let you on the floor, honey, with those. 124 00:05:28,432 --> 00:05:30,235 Thank you. Thank you. 125 00:05:32,974 --> 00:05:34,194 I was never that. 126 00:05:34,269 --> 00:05:36,031 - Huh? - I was never, never that. 127 00:05:36,094 --> 00:05:37,108 No. 128 00:05:37,163 --> 00:05:40,127 I didn't even know how to try to get into things. 129 00:05:40,162 --> 00:05:42,040 I wore my brother's hand me downs. 130 00:05:42,095 --> 00:05:44,236 I didn't even give a crap how I looked. 131 00:05:44,315 --> 00:05:46,945 I just like... I was a friggin' fat shit, 132 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:50,606 and I just sort of shoved my tits in the faces of people who would look. 133 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:52,125 Or touch. 134 00:05:52,190 --> 00:05:54,421 How come she didn't even want a sip of my beer? 135 00:05:54,464 --> 00:05:57,606 Because, honey, they are vaping their faces off at the moment. 136 00:05:57,644 --> 00:05:58,506 - Oh, yeah. - I know. 137 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:00,706 - Okay, fine, you want to get drunk? - Yes. 138 00:06:00,741 --> 00:06:03,092 Oh, no, but I have this. Wait. 139 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,760 Wait. Hold, please. 140 00:06:04,794 --> 00:06:06,585 I have devil. 141 00:06:06,687 --> 00:06:09,050 Jesus, Macy, throw that away. 142 00:06:09,105 --> 00:06:10,751 - Stop it. - I'm not throwing it away. 143 00:06:10,814 --> 00:06:11,768 Sorry, Mom. 144 00:06:13,732 --> 00:06:15,313 - Don't throw it away. - I'm not throwing it away. 145 00:06:15,370 --> 00:06:17,688 It's great to be back here at the Avalon. 146 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,337 I love it here. 147 00:06:19,465 --> 00:06:22,187 Uh, we-we've had some great, great times here. 148 00:06:22,222 --> 00:06:25,057 I... I don't remember a lot about that, 149 00:06:25,092 --> 00:06:29,604 but, uh, my band tells me we just had a great time here. 150 00:06:29,959 --> 00:06:33,655 And so here we go. Enjoy. 151 00:06:38,428 --> 00:06:41,073 Whoa. So sorry about that. 152 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:44,134 Oh, it's okay. That's what vodka is clear for. 153 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,168 At least we're sanitized. 154 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,727 Hey. You look familiar to me. 155 00:06:50,784 --> 00:06:53,528 That's 'cause I go out to clubs every night. 156 00:06:53,566 --> 00:06:56,268 No. Do you know who you look like? 157 00:06:56,348 --> 00:06:57,703 Jillian Michaels. 158 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,045 - Ooh, yeah. - You have her vibe. 159 00:07:00,123 --> 00:07:01,149 Oh. 160 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:07,135 My name is Aaron. 161 00:07:07,205 --> 00:07:08,558 Oh. Oh! 162 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:11,363 Hello, Aaron, I'm Sam. 163 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,979 - Nice to meet you. - You, too. 164 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,395 Hello. 165 00:07:25,973 --> 00:07:30,879 I have a mansion, forget the price 166 00:07:31,454 --> 00:07:35,239 Never been there, they tell me it's nice 167 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,036 Dude. 168 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,426 Dude. 169 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:42,855 Dude! 170 00:07:44,822 --> 00:07:46,420 Little dude! 171 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:49,361 It's funny how they come running to dude. 172 00:07:51,587 --> 00:07:53,561 Hi. Hi. 173 00:07:53,596 --> 00:07:54,636 - What? - Isn't this great? 174 00:07:54,698 --> 00:07:56,107 Don't I take you to fun things? 175 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:57,841 Yes, Mom, thank you. What? 176 00:07:57,903 --> 00:07:59,040 We have really good spots right up front. 177 00:07:59,086 --> 00:08:02,537 Well, I just wanted you guys to meet J.J., and this is his friend Aaron. 178 00:08:02,609 --> 00:08:04,238 He said he knows Paisley. 179 00:08:05,332 --> 00:08:08,269 Uh... yeah. 180 00:08:08,465 --> 00:08:09,600 Hi. 181 00:08:10,514 --> 00:08:11,483 Hi. 182 00:08:12,299 --> 00:08:15,384 Um... We're gonna go. 183 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:18,380 Thanks, Mom, see you later. 184 00:08:21,839 --> 00:08:23,851 Where the hell is Macy? 185 00:08:23,906 --> 00:08:26,668 Mom, don't even. I can't believe you. 186 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,859 What did I do? 187 00:08:34,727 --> 00:08:36,415 Okay, I'm gonna say it. 188 00:08:37,203 --> 00:08:38,881 Paisley blew Aaron. 189 00:08:39,694 --> 00:08:41,678 Did Paisley blow Aaron? 190 00:08:41,713 --> 00:08:44,761 I think Paisley blew Aaron, and I introduced everybody, 191 00:08:44,796 --> 00:08:47,376 - and it was all very awkward. - Mom. 192 00:08:48,717 --> 00:08:50,052 Mom! 193 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,875 So I guessed it. Right? 194 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:55,933 I think I'm right. 195 00:08:57,085 --> 00:08:59,175 I know I'm right, too. 196 00:09:00,483 --> 00:09:01,749 Oh, my God. 197 00:09:02,234 --> 00:09:04,653 That's why you're upset. Paisley... 198 00:09:05,117 --> 00:09:06,747 I am so sorry. 199 00:09:06,786 --> 00:09:10,405 It's okay, Sam, but please don't tell my mom. 200 00:09:10,475 --> 00:09:12,179 Of course not. 201 00:09:12,214 --> 00:09:15,740 Honey, I'm so sorry, I get it. 202 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:20,348 And if it's any consolation, I see people I blew all the time. 203 00:09:20,491 --> 00:09:22,169 We all live in the same town. 204 00:09:22,546 --> 00:09:23,672 Really? 205 00:09:23,987 --> 00:09:25,787 Oh, my God, I never thought about that. 206 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:28,318 Jesus Christ, Mom. Just stop. 207 00:09:28,353 --> 00:09:29,943 No, it's okay. 208 00:09:30,427 --> 00:09:34,825 I mean, you can either live with it, or not go out. 209 00:09:35,418 --> 00:09:36,951 Or blow less people. 210 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,786 But this is more fun, to go out, right? 211 00:09:39,821 --> 00:09:41,299 - Yeah. - Going out's fun. 212 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:42,077 Yeah. 213 00:09:43,058 --> 00:09:45,594 Okay. Good girl. 214 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:48,312 Okay, the Lyft's here. 215 00:09:49,534 --> 00:09:51,736 I think Macy's in the bathroom. 216 00:09:51,771 --> 00:09:53,084 Sorry. 217 00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:59,796 Hey. Hey, Max, Max. 218 00:09:59,882 --> 00:10:00,441 It's okay. 219 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,827 - No, it's not okay. - Yes, it is. 220 00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:07,492 Your mom's hard core, yeah, but she's so real. 221 00:10:07,553 --> 00:10:09,856 Like, she talks to me. 222 00:10:10,454 --> 00:10:13,621 And she notices things, and she cares. 223 00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:16,839 Not like my mom would ever talk to me like that. 224 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,982 Like straight up without freaking out. 225 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:24,233 Or you can just talk to me. 226 00:10:24,913 --> 00:10:26,194 No. 227 00:10:27,678 --> 00:10:29,198 - Yeah. - Yeah. 228 00:10:33,422 --> 00:10:35,791 Come on. 229 00:10:38,232 --> 00:10:39,968 - Eww. Yeah. - Eww. 230 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,374 Yeah, I know. 231 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,191 I'm gonna go now. Mom's calling. 232 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:47,922 Oh, Lordy. Right, goodbye, lovely. 233 00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:50,225 - Boys. - Bye. 234 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,529 Hey, I'll tell my dad you said hi. 235 00:10:51,564 --> 00:10:53,494 That's so funny that you know him. 236 00:10:53,902 --> 00:10:55,900 Don't tell him in front of your mom. 237 00:10:58,303 --> 00:11:00,287 Bye, Jillian Michaels. 238 00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:01,298 Yeah, bye. 239 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,481 He was so cute. 240 00:11:03,516 --> 00:11:04,941 Oh, Jesus. 241 00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:07,421 Oh, they also definitely 242 00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:09,630 look a lot older than I think they are. 243 00:11:09,665 --> 00:11:10,970 - So that's the plus. - Okay. 244 00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:13,497 They're very like all jobs-having men... 245 00:11:13,532 --> 00:11:16,534 - Yeah, Lyft is here. - I'm very, very confused. 246 00:11:16,574 --> 00:11:18,119 - Okay, but one thing. - Yes, one. 247 00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:21,144 Did you blow that kid's dad? 248 00:11:21,183 --> 00:11:22,074 Yes, sir, I did. 249 00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:24,117 - Yeah. - And yes, sir, I have. 250 00:11:24,187 --> 00:11:25,561 Yeah, I thought so. 251 00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:27,971 So you're, like, Eskimo sisters with Paisley. 252 00:11:28,006 --> 00:11:29,420 - No. I'm not. - That's awesome. 253 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:32,169 Not really, because we didn't touch the same dick. 254 00:11:32,239 --> 00:11:35,375 I actually... Well, I touched its father's dick. 255 00:11:36,348 --> 00:11:37,702 - So I was... - So you're like... 256 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,658 You're like blowing Eskimo mother and daughter with Paisley. 257 00:11:40,693 --> 00:11:43,075 - Yeah. - You finally had a kid. 258 00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:44,145 Good. 259 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:47,115 Oh, my God. You know, they should do a genealogy show 260 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:50,141 about who blew who and who shtupped who, like... 261 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:53,443 sexual activities connected through the generations. 262 00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:55,682 Yeah. Wow, God, I have a cluster headache. 263 00:11:55,731 --> 00:11:56,769 I do. It's woozy. 264 00:11:56,823 --> 00:11:58,368 It's okay. It's okay. 265 00:11:58,403 --> 00:12:00,354 - We gotta get you home. - Hey, man. 266 00:12:00,432 --> 00:12:02,265 Get her some chamomile tea. 267 00:12:02,335 --> 00:12:04,138 With a lot of hot sauce in it. 268 00:12:04,211 --> 00:12:06,945 It's the best thing for a double headache. 269 00:12:14,014 --> 00:12:15,910 No one would take it. 270 00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:20,854 The Jews, the vets, the gays. 271 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,245 They all rejected it and said it was too big for their, like, 272 00:12:24,361 --> 00:12:26,917 showrooms or stores. 273 00:12:27,003 --> 00:12:29,929 Oh. The divorce table. 274 00:12:30,008 --> 00:12:31,572 He had to have it. 275 00:12:31,674 --> 00:12:33,552 I didn't want it, I paid for it, 276 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:36,253 and guess who is now literally stuck with it? 277 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:37,790 Oh, honey. 278 00:12:38,361 --> 00:12:40,201 Yeah. This is too big. 279 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:42,843 And people don't really like, uh, 280 00:12:42,878 --> 00:12:44,804 shabby chic stuff anymore. 281 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,639 They can't turn it around. 282 00:12:46,705 --> 00:12:49,074 What? This table is amazingly gorgeous. 283 00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:51,848 It's not shabby chic. What even is that? 284 00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:55,097 I can get rid of it for you. Do you want me to? 285 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,877 Yes. 286 00:12:57,039 --> 00:12:59,425 200 bucks I'll take it to the dump. 287 00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:03,100 What? Me pay you? 288 00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:06,971 You want me to pay you $200 to take it to the dump, 289 00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,675 which you're not, I mean, 290 00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:10,069 what do you have, like, a warehouse 291 00:13:10,108 --> 00:13:13,011 where you take people's shit that they want to give away? 292 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:15,982 Yes, that's what's going to happen. 293 00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:17,458 Oh. 294 00:13:17,493 --> 00:13:18,993 So you sell it. 295 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,919 And you make crazy cash. 296 00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:24,812 Well, that's really... I mean, wow. 297 00:13:29,972 --> 00:13:31,636 Oh, you know what? I am so sorry 298 00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:33,306 to drag you guys out here for nothing, 299 00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:36,165 but I think I'm gonna keep it. 300 00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:37,781 I don't want to part with it. 301 00:13:43,695 --> 00:13:46,718 But, you know what? I have something for you. 302 00:13:46,773 --> 00:13:48,853 You're here. I have something for you. 303 00:13:48,906 --> 00:13:50,729 I have... Here. 304 00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:53,103 I have books. I have some books. 305 00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:56,424 Um, like, there's... Some of these are vintage. 306 00:13:56,459 --> 00:14:00,502 And, uh, you guys can totally sell these. 307 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,980 You can sell the shit out of these if you want. 308 00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:07,062 Here. Here. Take. Good. Nice. 309 00:14:07,145 --> 00:14:08,450 There ya go. 310 00:14:10,427 --> 00:14:12,387 Also, I... Oh! 311 00:14:12,473 --> 00:14:13,974 I have a chicken. 312 00:14:14,628 --> 00:14:15,596 I have a chicken. 313 00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:18,321 Oh! I have three chickens in here, 314 00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:19,713 and I don't know how to defrost, 315 00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:22,058 and I would love to give you one. Okay? 316 00:14:22,157 --> 00:14:23,692 Nice? Good? 317 00:14:27,187 --> 00:14:31,099 Yes, we will take two of the chickens and the books. 318 00:14:31,134 --> 00:14:33,843 That's great. I'm so happy. 319 00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:36,409 I'm happy to give you these, 320 00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:41,097 because, seriously, I don't know how to defrost. 321 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:43,052 Uh, at all. 322 00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:46,847 Okay, thank you guys. So nice to meet you. 323 00:14:46,882 --> 00:14:51,593 Thank you. But can I just ask you guys one thing. 324 00:14:51,687 --> 00:14:53,380 Where are you from? 325 00:14:53,634 --> 00:14:55,614 I'm from Bulgaria. 326 00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:57,804 Oh. Cool. 327 00:14:57,971 --> 00:15:00,181 I don't know that part of the world at all. 328 00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:02,085 North of Greece. 329 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,193 So, do you cook? 330 00:15:04,228 --> 00:15:07,309 I have always been cooking. My father taught me. 331 00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:11,225 So how are you gonna cook that, 332 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:12,531 the chicken? 333 00:15:12,761 --> 00:15:14,987 I have a way of cooking chicken 334 00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:18,224 that makes the meat fall off the bones. 335 00:15:27,116 --> 00:15:28,660 Hi, guys. Hi. 336 00:15:28,715 --> 00:15:32,582 Um, I was wondering... I just need two guys. 337 00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:35,663 Two to do a little bit of work. 338 00:15:35,736 --> 00:15:38,911 You know, for maybe, like, 50 bucks or something. 339 00:15:38,946 --> 00:15:40,733 Two of you guys? 340 00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:42,792 All right, great. How are you? 341 00:15:43,065 --> 00:15:45,480 No, no, no, you can, uh, follow me. 342 00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:46,986 In your car. Right? 343 00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:49,578 No, se?ora. We don't have a car. 344 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,450 Oh, shit. 345 00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:51,901 Hey. 346 00:15:51,936 --> 00:15:53,040 Hey. 347 00:15:54,508 --> 00:15:56,175 I have a car. 348 00:15:56,427 --> 00:15:58,014 I can follow you. 349 00:16:00,439 --> 00:16:01,485 To where? 350 00:16:02,088 --> 00:16:03,525 Your house? 351 00:16:21,018 --> 00:16:22,764 Thank you so much. 352 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,990 Girls. Come down. 353 00:16:30,025 --> 00:16:31,707 Help me carry things. 354 00:16:31,768 --> 00:16:34,350 We're eating outside. 355 00:16:37,757 --> 00:16:39,025 We're really eating outside? 356 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:40,798 - Yeah. - Yay! 357 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,001 Yay! 358 00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:45,962 Max. Frankie. Come on, dinner. 359 00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:49,340 Mom, I have too much homework. Can I just eat in my room? 360 00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:51,528 No. Please come down. 361 00:16:51,599 --> 00:16:53,573 Get your sister. 362 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,173 This is very annoying! 363 00:17:07,228 --> 00:17:10,098 I made dinner and it used to be hot! 364 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,391 Here, you want to take these? 365 00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:24,458 Sure. 366 00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:27,831 Thank you. Hello. Jesus! 367 00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:29,164 What, Mom? 368 00:17:29,235 --> 00:17:31,913 I made chicken. I got a new way to make it. 369 00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:33,915 - Mm? - Where are we eating it, out front? 370 00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,714 No. In the backyard. 371 00:17:35,749 --> 00:17:36,688 Go. 372 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,975 Here, you want to take these? You got 'em? 373 00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:40,521 Don't drop 'em. 374 00:17:41,111 --> 00:17:42,041 Oh! 375 00:17:45,539 --> 00:17:47,016 I know, we did that when we were at Altared. 376 00:17:47,051 --> 00:17:48,313 I've done that with my friends before. 377 00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:50,007 - Dry your teeth first. - Mom. 378 00:17:50,164 --> 00:17:51,345 Who are those guys? 379 00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:52,824 That's Herman and Paul. 380 00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:55,683 They helped me move the dining table, they're staying for dinner. 381 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,761 - It's fine. - Mom, that's really weird. 382 00:17:57,796 --> 00:17:59,242 - No. - Mom, that's really sweet. 383 00:17:59,308 --> 00:18:00,624 Thank you. 384 00:18:00,697 --> 00:18:02,379 - I'm excited. Hi, guys. - Hi. 385 00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:04,492 Outdoor dining table. Isn't this fun? 386 00:18:04,527 --> 00:18:06,149 Isn't it gonna get ruined out here? 387 00:18:06,199 --> 00:18:07,625 - Who cares? Let's live. - Yeah, whatever. 388 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,863 I'm sick of it being in the garage. 389 00:18:09,898 --> 00:18:11,981 This is nice. 390 00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:14,733 - Nan! Hi. - I heard lots of voices and I thought... 391 00:18:14,796 --> 00:18:16,203 I must just come and see what's happening. 392 00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:18,573 - Yeah. Join us. - How are you, Grandma? 393 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,093 I... I mean, I know I'm not asked, but I could... 394 00:18:21,128 --> 00:18:22,674 I could maybe sit there, couldn't I? 395 00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,794 Absolutely. I'm happy you're here. 396 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:27,641 Are you? Darling, look, look. 397 00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:52,151 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 398 00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:58,832 You�can�stop�terrorism�for�free! Go to HumanGuardians.com 399 00:18:58,882 --> 00:19:03,432 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27683

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