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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,997 --> 00:00:07,632 I'm going home with you! 2 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:09,450 Oh. 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:14,171 Well, uh, today's not really good for a playdate, Morgan. 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:18,075 Oh, you have to. My mom said you were going to. 5 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:20,144 You don't have a ride home? 6 00:00:20,213 --> 00:00:22,480 Was she counting on me to take you with us? 7 00:00:22,549 --> 00:00:24,181 Uh-huh. 8 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:26,517 O... kay. 9 00:00:26,586 --> 00:00:29,487 Well, just wait here, I guess. 10 00:00:29,556 --> 00:00:31,355 I gotta go get Duke. 11 00:00:31,424 --> 00:00:34,392 [engine starts] 12 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:40,831 Mother, you had me 13 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:44,468 But I never had you 14 00:00:48,775 --> 00:00:52,443 I wanted you 15 00:00:55,615 --> 00:00:59,016 You didn't want me 16 00:00:59,051 --> 00:01:01,421 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull Resync by FunnyFunk www.addic7ed.com 17 00:01:03,823 --> 00:01:04,889 Hello. Trinity? 18 00:01:04,958 --> 00:01:07,091 Hi, yes. Is this Samantha? 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,427 Oh, it's just Sam. 20 00:01:09,495 --> 00:01:11,262 Uh, did you tell Morgan 21 00:01:11,331 --> 00:01:12,964 that we would take her home with us today? 22 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:15,266 Oh, could you? That would be great. 23 00:01:15,335 --> 00:01:18,369 She said you already told her that I'm going to, 24 00:01:18,438 --> 00:01:20,104 so now she's expecting me to. 25 00:01:20,173 --> 00:01:22,139 Is it a problem? I am nowhere near there. 26 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,475 So if I have to come, it's gonna be pretty difficult. 27 00:01:24,544 --> 00:01:25,776 I'll have to rearrange my day. 28 00:01:25,845 --> 00:01:27,712 Uh... 29 00:01:27,780 --> 00:01:29,714 [sighs] Yeah, it's fine. 30 00:01:29,782 --> 00:01:31,949 It's just... [sighs] 31 00:01:32,018 --> 00:01:35,820 Can you please pick her up at my house, please, before six? Okay? 32 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,888 Six? Oh. 33 00:01:37,957 --> 00:01:40,224 Well, you know what? That's fine. 34 00:01:40,293 --> 00:01:41,292 I can make it work. 35 00:01:41,361 --> 00:01:43,661 Oh, good. 36 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:44,996 That's great for me. 37 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,664 Thank you so much. 38 00:01:46,733 --> 00:01:50,167 Sunrise, sunset 39 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:54,772 Swiftly flow the years 40 00:01:54,841 --> 00:02:00,111 Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers 41 00:02:00,179 --> 00:02:04,815 Blossoming even as they gaze 42 00:02:04,884 --> 00:02:08,452 Sunrise, sunset 43 00:02:08,521 --> 00:02:10,888 Sunrise, sunset 44 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:16,661 Hi, Stoopie-foo! Did you have so much fun? 45 00:02:16,729 --> 00:02:21,165 - No. Mom? - What? Do you hate it? 46 00:02:21,234 --> 00:02:24,535 I can tell. You wanna quit? 47 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:26,804 [sighs] 48 00:02:26,873 --> 00:02:30,875 Okay, good, 'cause it's right in the middle of traffic anyway. 49 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,943 And you shouldn't come if you're not into it. 50 00:02:33,012 --> 00:02:35,713 Also, I'm really excited you're quitting chorus. 51 00:02:35,782 --> 00:02:37,848 Also, hi, I love you. 52 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:40,685 Also, Mormon Morgan's coming home with us. 53 00:02:40,753 --> 00:02:43,487 Wait, what? No! You didn't even tell me. 54 00:02:43,556 --> 00:02:46,357 I know! No one told me, either. 55 00:02:46,426 --> 00:02:48,225 She and her mom trapped me into it. 56 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:49,560 Honey, I know the rules, 57 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:51,495 but this was, like, a force majeure. 58 00:02:51,564 --> 00:02:53,130 We're both screwed. 59 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:55,099 Sorry. 60 00:02:56,769 --> 00:02:59,837 - Well, hi. - Hi. 61 00:02:59,906 --> 00:03:02,973 I'm Ned. Nellie says 62 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:05,009 Duke's her favorite kid in chorus. 63 00:03:05,078 --> 00:03:06,043 Dad! 64 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,216 That must be Duke, right? Your daughter. 65 00:03:12,285 --> 00:03:15,686 Uh, yeah. Hi, I'm Sam. 66 00:03:15,755 --> 00:03:18,889 - You're tall. - [chuckles] Yeah. 67 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:22,193 Well, I think a playdate is in order. 68 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:23,761 No. 69 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,830 Yes, that would be... 70 00:03:25,898 --> 00:03:28,165 Well, I have a free afternoon now. 71 00:03:28,234 --> 00:03:29,500 If you want me to take Duke home, 72 00:03:29,569 --> 00:03:30,968 you could pick her up later. 73 00:03:32,905 --> 00:03:35,172 Oh, shit cock! 74 00:03:35,241 --> 00:03:37,108 You know, I can't, 75 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:39,110 because otherwise I'd be alone 76 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:40,411 with her Mormon friend Morgan, 77 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,847 who we both hate. 78 00:03:42,915 --> 00:03:47,051 Um, we have prior commitments, unfortunately. 79 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,754 Okay, so another time. 80 00:03:49,822 --> 00:03:51,756 Yeah. Duke? 81 00:03:51,824 --> 00:03:54,091 Duke! Duke. 82 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,292 Come here. 83 00:03:57,697 --> 00:04:00,131 Are you excited to have a playdate with Nellie? 84 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,867 Don't you wanna have Nellie over to our house 85 00:04:02,935 --> 00:04:05,136 to play sometime? 86 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:08,439 Uh-oh, looks like the feeling's not mutual. 87 00:04:08,508 --> 00:04:09,740 No, no, no, no, no, no. 88 00:04:09,809 --> 00:04:12,376 She's just racist. 89 00:04:12,445 --> 00:04:14,411 [laughs] 90 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,081 I got a beautiful feeling 91 00:04:17,150 --> 00:04:20,117 Everything's going my way 92 00:04:20,186 --> 00:04:21,752 There's a bright golden 93 00:04:21,821 --> 00:04:24,488 I love singing. I get to sing in my church. 94 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:28,159 Really? Wow. You like church? 95 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:31,162 Yeah, you're supposed to love church. 96 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:34,899 Also, the singing is good, and I'm getting really good at it. 97 00:04:34,967 --> 00:04:37,802 Mom, Morgan says that her church is really great. 98 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:40,971 Did you know that Mormons are really into music? 99 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,973 No, honey, I didn't. 100 00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:46,343 Did you know that Mormons are really into hating gay people? 101 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:48,779 - Mom, don't! - What? 102 00:04:48,848 --> 00:04:50,948 - Well... - Be nice. 103 00:04:51,017 --> 00:04:52,850 Kind of they do. 104 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:53,918 Not kind of. 105 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,356 - Sam: Hi. - Trinity: Hello. 106 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:01,192 Oh, Come on in. 107 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,494 Hi, Morgan. What are you wearing? 108 00:05:03,563 --> 00:05:06,130 Hi, Mom. We're pretending the Grammys, 109 00:05:06,199 --> 00:05:07,665 and like we're on the red carpet. 110 00:05:07,733 --> 00:05:09,300 She won Album of the Year. 111 00:05:09,368 --> 00:05:12,136 Okay. Please take that off now. 112 00:05:12,205 --> 00:05:14,305 We have to get home. 113 00:05:14,373 --> 00:05:16,874 Well, I thought it was pretty cool 114 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:19,210 that she won Album of the Year. 115 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:21,011 Yay! 116 00:05:22,949 --> 00:05:26,817 So, um, are you guys going to the evening event? 117 00:05:26,886 --> 00:05:28,786 No, we don't got to those. 118 00:05:28,855 --> 00:05:30,988 Why not? 119 00:05:31,057 --> 00:05:32,323 Well, we don't drink or gamble. 120 00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:34,158 No hot drinks or caffeine. 121 00:05:34,227 --> 00:05:36,460 Oh, bummer. 122 00:05:36,529 --> 00:05:40,631 Well, you could always drink air and eat paper? 123 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,833 [chuckles] 124 00:05:42,902 --> 00:05:44,902 Anyway, Wednesday is family night. 125 00:05:44,971 --> 00:05:46,370 Oh, that's nice. 126 00:05:46,439 --> 00:05:48,572 What do you guys do for family night? 127 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:51,208 We just stay in, and we all cook together, 128 00:05:51,277 --> 00:05:52,509 and we watch CSI. 129 00:05:52,578 --> 00:05:55,379 You let Morgan watch CSI? 130 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:57,982 It's based on real-life stories. 131 00:05:58,050 --> 00:06:01,252 - No, totally. Duke? - Tits out for the boys! 132 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,154 Tits out for the boys! Tits out for the boys! 133 00:06:04,223 --> 00:06:06,523 - Morgan! - Sorry, Mom. 134 00:06:06,592 --> 00:06:09,560 Oh, that's from a show. It's just silly fun. 135 00:06:09,629 --> 00:06:11,662 I didn't show them the show. 136 00:06:11,731 --> 00:06:14,698 Mom, Duke says she wants to come to church with us. 137 00:06:14,767 --> 00:06:17,034 Oh, sure. 138 00:06:17,103 --> 00:06:19,103 Mom, you have to come, too. 139 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,005 What? 140 00:06:21,073 --> 00:06:23,841 Oh, sure! Everyone is welcome. 141 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:26,176 Yeah, you should come this Sunday. 142 00:06:26,245 --> 00:06:29,113 Oh, Sunday we have a... 143 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,849 Frankie: We don't have anything, Mom. Don't lie. 144 00:06:31,918 --> 00:06:34,184 That sounds great. Just text my mom the data points, 145 00:06:34,253 --> 00:06:35,452 and we'll see you on Sunday. 146 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,355 Great! See you all then. [chuckles] 147 00:06:38,424 --> 00:06:39,623 - Fun. - Okay. 148 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:41,892 - Well, good night. - Okay. 149 00:06:41,961 --> 00:06:43,794 - Bye. - Bye. 150 00:06:43,863 --> 00:06:45,329 Bye. 151 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:49,233 - [door slams] - Kill you. 152 00:06:49,302 --> 00:06:51,435 I love you too, Mom. 153 00:06:51,504 --> 00:06:53,971 [phone buzzing] 154 00:06:59,812 --> 00:07:01,779 [sighs] 155 00:07:01,847 --> 00:07:03,580 Hello? 156 00:07:03,649 --> 00:07:04,982 Lyft isn't working. 157 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:08,052 Yep. I disabled the account. 158 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,787 Why? 159 00:07:09,855 --> 00:07:13,090 Because, honey, you abused it. 160 00:07:13,159 --> 00:07:16,093 Last month's Lyft bill was, like, $500. 161 00:07:16,162 --> 00:07:18,128 So? That's not just me, Mom! 162 00:07:18,197 --> 00:07:20,230 Honey, take a bus. 163 00:07:20,299 --> 00:07:23,600 Oh, my God, Mom. I hate you. 164 00:07:23,669 --> 00:07:26,270 Max, do you understand 165 00:07:26,339 --> 00:07:28,605 that every time you say "I hate you" to me, 166 00:07:28,674 --> 00:07:31,408 it doesn't mean anything anymore? 167 00:07:31,477 --> 00:07:34,411 It, like, loses its sting, honey. 168 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:38,248 No, seriously, Mom, I hate you. 169 00:07:38,317 --> 00:07:40,851 See? It just keeps getting less 170 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:44,755 and less powerful every time you say it. 171 00:07:44,824 --> 00:07:48,258 If you really wanna upset me, you gotta come up with something new. 172 00:07:48,327 --> 00:07:50,327 Okay, well, how about this? 173 00:07:50,396 --> 00:07:52,262 You're short, and you're getting old. 174 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,265 Okay. Good one. 175 00:07:57,737 --> 00:07:58,669 [sighs] 176 00:07:58,738 --> 00:08:00,971 Hello? Anybody? 177 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,940 Mormon Jesus? Anyone? 178 00:08:07,246 --> 00:08:08,278 Just... 179 00:08:08,347 --> 00:08:10,948 [phone buzzing] 180 00:08:11,017 --> 00:08:12,116 [sighs] 181 00:08:12,184 --> 00:08:15,552 Mom, please come pick me up. 182 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:16,987 I'm sorry I said that. 183 00:08:17,056 --> 00:08:19,623 Why would I do that? 184 00:08:19,692 --> 00:08:23,293 It's getting dark, Mom. I could get raped. 185 00:08:23,362 --> 00:08:24,728 [sighs] 186 00:08:28,429 --> 00:08:29,799 Max. 187 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,000 Max. 188 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:34,309 Hey. 189 00:08:34,377 --> 00:08:36,177 - Hi, Sam. - Hi, Defiance. 190 00:08:36,246 --> 00:08:38,513 - Where's my Max? - She's over there, I think. 191 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:41,883 Okay. Thank you. Say hi to your mom. 192 00:08:41,952 --> 00:08:42,917 Okay. 193 00:08:50,327 --> 00:08:52,727 Max! 194 00:08:52,796 --> 00:08:56,097 Get off of the boy and come with me right now! 195 00:09:00,637 --> 00:09:01,736 [sighs] 196 00:09:03,974 --> 00:09:05,773 Max! 197 00:09:15,452 --> 00:09:18,519 You wanted me to see that. 198 00:09:18,588 --> 00:09:20,955 See what? 199 00:09:21,024 --> 00:09:23,725 Max, what is it? 200 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:25,727 What did I do? 201 00:09:25,795 --> 00:09:27,629 Tell me what you want me to do. 202 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:31,966 It's like you're fighting me every second. 203 00:09:32,035 --> 00:09:34,235 And I don't even know what surrender looks like. 204 00:09:34,304 --> 00:09:35,970 And I don't want this. 205 00:09:36,039 --> 00:09:38,072 I really don't. 206 00:09:38,141 --> 00:09:39,941 So tell me what you want me to do. 207 00:09:42,479 --> 00:09:44,112 I'm trying... 208 00:09:44,180 --> 00:09:47,482 and it hurts me that you're not. 209 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:51,085 Oh, my God, Mom! Don't start crying! 210 00:09:51,154 --> 00:09:52,487 Jesus! 211 00:09:55,191 --> 00:09:56,924 What? 212 00:09:56,993 --> 00:09:59,060 Yeah, it's like you said earlier on the phone, Mom, 213 00:09:59,129 --> 00:10:00,928 about me saying I hate you. 214 00:10:00,997 --> 00:10:02,930 Yeah, well, same with you crying. 215 00:10:02,999 --> 00:10:04,666 You're wearing it out. 216 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:15,743 So if there's no Lyft anymore, 217 00:10:15,812 --> 00:10:17,745 how am I getting to band practice on Sunday? 218 00:10:17,814 --> 00:10:19,947 Hmm? 219 00:10:20,016 --> 00:10:22,583 You're not. 220 00:10:22,652 --> 00:10:24,052 What do you mean? 221 00:10:26,723 --> 00:10:30,658 Because on Sunday, you're going to church with me and your sisters. 222 00:10:30,727 --> 00:10:33,127 - Okay? - Oh, okay, right. 223 00:10:33,196 --> 00:10:34,495 Yeah. 224 00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:38,700 Mm-hmm. 225 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,369 Going to church. 226 00:10:41,438 --> 00:10:45,273 I didn't even know there was a church in here. 227 00:10:45,342 --> 00:10:47,141 Oh, we don't really have churches. 228 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:48,976 We have meeting houses. 229 00:10:49,045 --> 00:10:51,279 We share the space with an Episcopal brotherhood. 230 00:10:51,348 --> 00:10:53,481 - Oh. - Yeah. 231 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:56,984 It's very different from a lot of religions you might compare it to. 232 00:10:57,053 --> 00:10:58,820 The bishop who's running the service 233 00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:00,788 isn't any different from any other member. 234 00:11:00,857 --> 00:11:03,391 He's just the one who leads the service. 235 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:06,828 Uh, nobody really works for the Mormon church full time. 236 00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:08,863 We all do it together. 237 00:11:08,932 --> 00:11:10,665 Oh, Good morning, Bishop Allen. 238 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:12,700 Sam, this is my husband Mark. 239 00:11:12,769 --> 00:11:14,202 Oh, hi. 240 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:15,636 How you doing? Nice to meet you. 241 00:11:15,705 --> 00:11:17,238 Nice to meet you. This is my daughter Max. 242 00:11:17,307 --> 00:11:19,040 Hmm. 243 00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:21,809 Well, not really dressed for church, are we? 244 00:11:25,248 --> 00:11:26,414 - Shall we? - Hmm. 245 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:35,056 - That's your husband? - [sighs] Yep. 246 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,724 All right. 247 00:11:40,163 --> 00:11:42,563 Where's, like, the big cross? 248 00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:45,566 We don't believe in having crosses. 249 00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:47,535 Oh. 250 00:11:47,604 --> 00:11:50,238 It's disrespectful to see where our father rested. 251 00:11:50,306 --> 00:11:54,275 Why? Because he had nails and stuff in his hands and feet? 252 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:57,078 No offense. 253 00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:59,614 We don't like to see him in pain. 254 00:11:59,682 --> 00:12:02,750 Oh, I just thought there was always 255 00:12:02,819 --> 00:12:05,019 a Jesus on a cross in a church. 256 00:12:05,088 --> 00:12:07,555 This is the way. We keep him off of it. 257 00:12:07,624 --> 00:12:09,357 We don't need the reminders. 258 00:12:09,426 --> 00:12:11,793 - Oh, my God. - [spits] 259 00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:30,478 Shh. 260 00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,650 - [knocks] - Hello? 261 00:12:37,954 --> 00:12:39,187 Hello. 262 00:12:52,802 --> 00:12:54,735 Man: Good morning. Good morning, everyone. 263 00:12:54,804 --> 00:12:57,438 That's the one my sister's supposed to marry. 264 00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:59,474 What? 265 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:03,010 And that's the one my other sister's going to marry. 266 00:13:03,079 --> 00:13:06,080 - Oh. - We're not gonna live our full lives. 267 00:13:06,149 --> 00:13:07,682 What do you mean? 268 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,650 Well, He is coming. 269 00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:11,352 Who? 270 00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:13,988 The Lord, silly. 271 00:13:14,057 --> 00:13:15,990 But why? 272 00:13:16,059 --> 00:13:18,259 Can't we keep being alive 273 00:13:18,328 --> 00:13:20,194 even if the Jesus is coming? 274 00:13:20,263 --> 00:13:23,197 - Nope. - Oh, my God. 275 00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:24,565 [spits] 276 00:13:28,571 --> 00:13:31,372 Mom? 277 00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:35,142 [mouths words] 278 00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:39,113 How firm a foundation 279 00:13:39,182 --> 00:13:41,649 Ye saints of the Lord 280 00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:44,685 Is laid for your faith 281 00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:47,855 In your excellent word 282 00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:50,791 What more can He say 283 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:54,228 Than to you He hath said 284 00:13:54,297 --> 00:13:57,398 Who unto the Savior 285 00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:00,370 Who unto the Savior 286 00:14:01,705 --> 00:14:03,554 - [inaudible chatter] - [kids playing] 287 00:14:06,953 --> 00:14:08,349 [huffs] 288 00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:14,124 - So that was... - Boring? 289 00:14:14,193 --> 00:14:15,826 Yeah. [chuckles] 290 00:14:25,337 --> 00:14:27,638 Sorry you were bored, Sam. 291 00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,673 You sure did seem uncomfortable. 292 00:14:29,742 --> 00:14:32,943 One would think that you went in with all kinds of preconceived notions 293 00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:37,014 about what a Mormon is, and that you held on to them no matter what you saw. 294 00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:40,484 Oh, my God, Trinity. I don't have anything against... 295 00:14:40,552 --> 00:14:45,389 I mean, besides the fact that Mormons hate gays and black people. 296 00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:47,991 - That's... - That's ignorant and cheap. 297 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:51,995 Those are my two middle names. I don't care. 298 00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:56,700 - You're very judgmental. - And you're not? 299 00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:59,503 Okay. I can be sometimes. 300 00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:01,138 Yes, you can. 301 00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:04,341 I feel you judging me and my girls all the time. 302 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:07,310 Okay, that's fair. 303 00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:10,414 Well, maybe at times, some judging is in order. 304 00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:15,585 - Look at your oldest... Max? - What about her? 305 00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:18,722 You think that's okay? 306 00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:22,259 No, Trinity, I don't think 307 00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:25,162 that my teenaged daughter is okay, okay? 308 00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,998 None of that is okay. 309 00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:31,768 But wait until Morgan gets to be her age. 310 00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:34,237 The problem with you church people 311 00:15:34,306 --> 00:15:38,041 is that you like to pretend that shit isn't the way it is. 312 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,544 And, like, that's gonna fix it? 313 00:15:40,612 --> 00:15:43,380 That's a teenager, and, yeah, she's a mess. 314 00:15:43,449 --> 00:15:46,083 And I'm failing completely. 315 00:15:46,151 --> 00:15:51,521 And I don't need God or Jesus or you to tell me that. 316 00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:53,857 And by the way, you wanna judge me? 317 00:15:53,926 --> 00:15:58,061 How about you dumping your daughter on me on Friday 318 00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,596 without any warning, 319 00:15:59,665 --> 00:16:02,532 and then when I call you, you don't say sorry 320 00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:04,768 or even acknowledge the bullshit 321 00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:08,305 passive-aggressive power play you pulled on me, okay? 322 00:16:08,373 --> 00:16:10,073 And whatever, Trinity. 323 00:16:10,142 --> 00:16:13,410 But courtesy is something that you owe everyone, 324 00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:15,312 and you owe a lot. 325 00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:22,085 I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. 326 00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:23,820 Oh, shit. What? 327 00:16:23,889 --> 00:16:26,957 I'm sorry. I was gonna call you. 328 00:16:27,025 --> 00:16:28,091 I was. 329 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,460 Trinity, it's not a big deal. 330 00:16:30,529 --> 00:16:32,729 I was just titting your tat over here. 331 00:16:32,798 --> 00:16:37,000 Friday was the worst day. 332 00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:39,770 It was? 333 00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:41,838 What happened? 334 00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:43,874 What happened Friday, Trinity? 335 00:16:46,411 --> 00:16:48,845 I was... I was at a meeting 336 00:16:48,914 --> 00:16:51,515 with Mark and the church leader. 337 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:55,352 Our marriage is not good. 338 00:16:57,089 --> 00:16:59,790 Oh. Sure. 339 00:16:59,858 --> 00:17:02,292 Sam? 340 00:17:02,361 --> 00:17:03,960 Shit. 341 00:17:04,029 --> 00:17:06,163 Shit? 342 00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:08,031 Yes. 343 00:17:09,668 --> 00:17:12,202 I envy you. 344 00:17:12,271 --> 00:17:15,539 Being a Mormon, it's just about impossible to get a divorce. 345 00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:19,109 There's all this pressure to make it work. 346 00:17:19,178 --> 00:17:22,946 We have to keep up a fucking front. 347 00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:27,417 Uh-oh. I like this Trinity. 348 00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:32,289 And he's so hateful. 349 00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:35,692 We're both cheating, but somehow it's just me. 350 00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:39,129 God. 351 00:17:39,198 --> 00:17:43,033 And Morgan is so demanding. 352 00:17:43,101 --> 00:17:46,303 And she has all kind of issues and... 353 00:17:46,371 --> 00:17:48,905 I can't do it. 354 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,309 Honey, it's okay. 355 00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:55,045 It's okay. 356 00:17:55,113 --> 00:17:57,314 I can't do it, either. 357 00:17:57,382 --> 00:18:00,851 You don't have to do it. You don't have to. 358 00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:02,819 You just... 359 00:18:02,888 --> 00:18:06,356 You get up and you do your best. 360 00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:08,124 Trinity. 361 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:12,462 Hmm? 362 00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:16,900 Dude. 363 00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:29,520 [sighs] 364 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,284 - Well, that proves it. - What? 365 00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:36,055 - There is no God. - Yeah. 366 00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:38,891 - He would have been there today. - [chuckles] 367 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,693 I'm so tired. 368 00:18:40,761 --> 00:18:43,128 - Was that so much fun? - Yeah. 369 00:18:43,197 --> 00:18:46,131 - Did you have a good time with Morgan? - Yeah. 370 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,267 See? Remember? 371 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,868 We didn't even wanna have a playdate with her, 372 00:18:49,937 --> 00:18:51,237 and look how nice. 373 00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:53,272 You made a new friend even. 374 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,074 Yup. 375 00:18:55,142 --> 00:18:58,877 So, like, maybe we should be more open about 376 00:18:58,946 --> 00:19:02,114 who, uh, we have playdates with. 377 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,084 Like, you know, what about that girl Nellie? 378 00:19:05,152 --> 00:19:06,418 What? 379 00:19:06,487 --> 00:19:09,288 I think it would be nice to have Nellie over. 380 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,291 - Who's Nellie? - The girl from chorus, honey. 381 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,426 Which girl? 382 00:19:14,495 --> 00:19:16,328 The black one, baby. 383 00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:18,964 The one who asked you for a playdate on Friday. 384 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,834 No, they didn't. Her dad did. 385 00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:25,271 No, he asked for her. 386 00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:27,906 No, he didn't. He asked 'cause he likes you. 387 00:19:27,975 --> 00:19:30,175 - I'm tired. - What? 388 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:32,511 Wait. Why did you say that? 389 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,980 - About what? - About Nellie's dad? 390 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,816 - I don't know. Can I have my pet in bed? - No, Honey. 391 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,652 - Honey? - What? 392 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,688 - Where's your school roster? - I don't know. 393 00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:45,357 You probably have one in your backpack. Where's your backpack? 394 00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:50,195 Mom, you said my backpack is private. 395 00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,431 - Private! - I'm sorry. 396 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,167 Are you getting your period or what? 397 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,836 - Wash your hands. - [footsteps departing] 398 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,938 [phone ringing] 399 00:20:00,007 --> 00:20:02,141 Honey, can you go play in your room for a minute? 400 00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:05,010 - [sighs] - Quickly. 401 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,545 [ringing continues] 402 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:11,784 Sam. Hi. I'm really glad you called. 403 00:20:11,852 --> 00:20:14,386 - Really? - Yeah. 404 00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:16,889 Can I just say I love you? 405 00:20:16,957 --> 00:20:19,792 You're great. Thanks for coming today. 406 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,794 I've been feeling so much better. 407 00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:25,164 Oh, man, you're so welcome. 408 00:20:25,232 --> 00:20:26,999 You doing okay? 409 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:30,402 Um, wiped out. 410 00:20:30,471 --> 00:20:33,038 I can't believe that tomorrow's Monday morning. 411 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,807 Yeah. 412 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,343 Hey, do you have the school roster? 413 00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:38,243 Why? 414 00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:42,214 Oh, well, you know, um, 415 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,149 I want to get in touch with, um, 416 00:20:44,218 --> 00:20:45,818 that girl, uh, Nellie. 417 00:20:45,886 --> 00:20:47,186 Yes. Nellie. 418 00:20:47,254 --> 00:20:49,521 Yeah. Do you have her mom's number? 419 00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:51,256 Oh, her mom died. 420 00:20:51,325 --> 00:20:54,193 Oh. 421 00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:57,229 That's... Well... 422 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,230 Her dad? 423 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,833 You met her dad? 424 00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:02,401 Oh, yeah. 425 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,403 Um, yeah, we met after chorus, 426 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,839 and he tried to make a playdate, and... 427 00:21:06,907 --> 00:21:09,074 I'll text you Ned's number. 428 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:12,378 Oh, okay. 429 00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:13,412 Sure. 430 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,281 - Sam? - Yeah? 431 00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:20,219 Ned is very generous. 432 00:21:20,287 --> 00:21:21,887 What? 433 00:21:21,956 --> 00:21:23,555 With his cock. 434 00:21:23,624 --> 00:21:25,858 I'm not saying don't. 435 00:21:25,926 --> 00:21:29,628 I'm saying go ahead. I'm trying to save you time. 436 00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:32,698 Just so you know, he's really fun, 437 00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:36,769 and he's good at going back to normal. 438 00:21:38,439 --> 00:21:40,205 [clears throat] 439 00:21:40,274 --> 00:21:42,441 Okay. 440 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,610 Thanks. 441 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,379 Sure. Bye. 442 00:21:47,414 --> 00:21:51,286 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull Resync by FunnyFunk www.addic7ed.com 443 00:21:51,336 --> 00:21:55,886 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29821

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