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( rock theme playing )
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Ah, I haven't heard
that "ping, ping, ping"
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since your daddy
was alive.
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Yeah, some kids get
a trust fund
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and I get a greasy spoon
with a hole in it.
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Hey, Boyd.
Haven't seen you in a while.
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But you can
see me now, right?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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Hello, Jack.
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Jake.
My name is Jake.
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We go through this
every time.
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Oh, that's a relief.
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I thought it was the same time
over and over again.
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The roof's leaking.
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Lucky for you,
this can's here.
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No, Boyd, I...
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Yeah, lucky.
Let me ask you something:
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You don't know
a good doctor, do you?
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'Cause it's been a while since
I've had a checkup.
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You know, as a matter of fact,
Boyd, I do know someone.
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I'm not here. I'm not here.
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Yo, you just see a guy
come in here?
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Tall, scrawny-looking guy?
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Son of a bitch flipped me off!
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I can honestly say
I haven't seen anybody
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that matches
that description.
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All clear, Becker.
You can come out now.
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So I'm in traffic, right?
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That moron is sitting in a car
in front of me
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with his finger
jammed up his nose.
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Yeah, the light turns green,
he doesn't move.
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Like it's too
complicated for him
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to work his foot
and his finger
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at the same time.
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Coffee to go,
please.
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Hey-- Hey, Reg,
did he hide in the men's room
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or the little girls' room?
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Oh, hell, there's that
damn meter maid.
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Hey, Grandma, get the hell
away from my car!
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Hey, why aren't you
out stealing ketchup packets
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like normal old women?
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Boy, that guy
should see a doctor.
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He is a doctor.
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Uh, actually, he's the doctor
I was gonna recommend.
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Oh, he seems like
a nice guy.
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( rock theme playing )
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( rock theme playing )
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Okay, Margaret, before you
go all drill sergeant on me,
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it's not my fault
I'm late.
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The rotating clothes thingy
at my dry cleaner's
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was stuck
on high speed.
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I kept yelling,
"Here it comes! Here it comes!"
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And the guy kept yelling,
"Where? Where?"
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And I kept yelling,
"There! There!"
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And he kept yelling, "I don't"--
Linda,
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Linda,
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I get it.
Just put your things away
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and finish filing
these charts for me.
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Okay.
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Mr. Crossman?
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Hey, this isn't mine.
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This is fabulous.
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They must have
given this to me by mistake.
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You're just gonna have to wait
until after work to return it.
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Yeah, yeah, return it.
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This way, Mr. Crossman.
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( grunts )
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( gasps )
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Ooh...
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( laughs )
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( sighs )
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I think I just had
a clothes-gasm.
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Mr. Crossman,
you're here for a physical.
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No, I just made that up
so I could see you.
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Oh, all right.
What's going on?
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Well, I work
in a shoe store
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and I sort of
been having trouble, uh,
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you know, concentrating.
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It's-- It's exhausting.
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And by the time I get home,
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I'm almost too tired to paint.
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Oh, you're an artist.
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No, I paint my apartment.
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A lot.
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Last week I painted it
Navajo White.
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The week before that,
Antique White.
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Before that, Eggshell White.
Next week--
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White?
Who knows.
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Well, actually,
Larry does.
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He's the one who
keeps changing his mind.
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Who's Larry?
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God.
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Excuse me?
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Larry is God's first name.
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Yeah, Mr. Crossman, when--
When you're painting, you're--
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You keep the windows
open, right?
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Oh, sure.
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Larry's kind of
a stickler about that.
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Uh-huh.
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What--
What about drugs?
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Are you on any narcotics
or hallucinogens?
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No, but if you think
it would help...
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I see. Uh...
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Let me-- Let me ask you, uh,
something else, here.
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Have-- Have you ever
seen a psychiatrist?
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Well, it's hard to say.
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It's not like
they walk around
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with big signs
over their heads.
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No, no, they don't.
That's, uh--
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That's true.
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( knocking on door )
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I happen
to know one
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and, uh, I'm gonna
give him a call.
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I think it'd be very helpful
for you to talk to him.
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Well, I'll do what I can,
but frankly,
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I have problems of my own.
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( knocking on door )
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Yeah, yeah.
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The hospital called.
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Milton Fowler went into
cardiac arrest.
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It-- It--
It doesn't look good.
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Damn.
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All right, I'll, uh--
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I'll get over there
as soon as I can.
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I'm sorry, John.
I know how fond you are of him.
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( stammering ):
Yeah, thank you. And do me a favor:
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Why don't you go ahead
and call his daughter?
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Oh, no. I called her
the last time.
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( sighs )
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All right.
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Sorry about that, uh,
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patient of mine's
not doing too well.
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It's a part of this job
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I haven't
gotten used to yet.
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Well, as you know,
Larry works in mysterious ways.
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( rock theme playing )
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( machinery beeping )
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Dr. Becker?
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Milton? You're awake.
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Good for you.
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Did you learn that
in medical school?
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What makes you think
I went to medical school?
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Dad?
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Ah, there she is.
There-- There's my girl.
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You're all right.
That's great.
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Dr. Becker led me to believe
that, uh--
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What?
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That I was dead?
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Uh, now,
don't talk that way.
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So then you're okay.
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Okay? Look at me.
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I'm on everything but skates.
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Milton,
you're doing fine.
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I'll come back in a little while
to check on you.
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I'll wait here.
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BECKER:
Yeah.
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Dr. Becker,
what is going on?
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My father is okay.
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Look, Mrs. Arras,
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we've been down
this road before.
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I know,
and every time you call
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you make it sound like
it's the end.
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If you don't
want me to call--
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That's not what I said.
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But frankly,
I'm getting tired of this.
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I have a business to run.
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It is very difficult for me
to drop everything,
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get on a plane
and come down here
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for no reason.
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No reason?
Your father's no reason?
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That's not what I meant
and you know it.
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Look, your father's had
two myocardial infarctions
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in a series
of cardiac arrests.
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His heart's very weak.
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I know that.
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I am just trying
to get a realistic timetable.
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And if you
can't give that to me,
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maybe I should find
a doctor who can.
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You want a second opinion,
you be my guest.
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If you want me
to play God
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and pick a day
for your father to die
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that won't inconvenience
your busy schedule,
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well, I'm sorry,
I can't help you.
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( rock theme playing )
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Hey, Jake,
how's it going?
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Okay.
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Reg,
what's going on?
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Having the roof fixed.
Have a seat in a booth.
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I wanted to sit
at the counter.
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What, are you 6 years old?
Just sit down.
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I'm trying
to improve the place.
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Yeah, when you
get around to the food,
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let me know.
( laughs )
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Uh, wild guess:
You're having a bad day?
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Ah, some patient of mine.
I thought he was in a coma.
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Turns out he's okay.
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Jeez.
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Life's a bitch
and then you live.
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Yeah.
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So did you see,
uh, Boyd Crossman?
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Yeah, saw him this morning.
Interesting guy.
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He's a freak.
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Did he tell you
about Larry?
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You know about that?
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Yeah, he keeps going on
about how God said this
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and Larry said that,
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and I wish he'd just
shut up about it.
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What's your problem?
Boyd's harmless.
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Hey, uh, I-- I just
get tired of hearing it.
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Look,
I used to think God
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was this all-powerful,
benevolent being.
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Then he took
my sight away.
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And frankly,
that ticked me off.
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I mean, with all the--
With all the drug dealers,
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murderers and politicians
in the world,
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why'd he have to
come after me?
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Wow, Jake.
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You're always making jokes
about your blindness.
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This is the first time
since I've known you
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you've ever
complained about it.
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Yeah, Jake.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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( rock theme playing )
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You know, Linda,
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that jacket
looks very familiar.
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( gasps )
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Oh, I guess you liked
the one from the cleaners
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so much you went out
and bought one just like it.
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Uh, okay,
then that's what I did.
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Mm-hm.
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Boyd, I didn't know
you were coming in today.
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Oh, I just stopped by
to tell you
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that the new medication
is really working.
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I can finally
concentrate at work.
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You know,
loafers, sandals, high-tops,
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pumps, topsiders,
work boots, steel-toe--
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Right, right, right. All--
All the different shoes.
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That-- That's good.
That's good.
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And I haven't
heard from Larry either.
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That's even better.
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Well, I hope you don't mind
me just dropping by like this,
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but I was feeling
really pumped.
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John,
hospital called.
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Milton Fowler had
another cardiac arrest.
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They resuscitated him
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but it's touch-and-go.
( sighs )
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Poor guy.
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All right, I'll, uh,
call his daughter.
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No, I already did.
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She said she'd come down
as soon as she can,
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but today's really not
a good day for her.
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I'm guessing it's no picnic
for her father either.
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( chuckles )
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( rock theme playing )
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( rock theme playing )
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Dr. Becker?
257
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,739
You've been here
all night.
258
00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,107
Why don't you
go home?
259
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,576
We'll call you
if there's any change.
260
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,645
Okay. Thank you.
261
00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:03,728
Milton?
262
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,329
( grunts )
263
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:09,333
Well, seeing you here,
I know I can't be in heaven.
264
00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,737
What's going on?
265
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,471
You've had another heart attack
266
00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,107
but you're okay.
Oh.
267
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,509
I-- I-- I don't know
how you keep doing it.
268
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,012
I bought the extended warranty
on my Buick
269
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,047
and I intend to use it.
270
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:27,418
Is my daughter
here yet?
271
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,087
Did Ginny come?
272
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,756
Actually, Milton,
I called her and she--
273
00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:37,228
Yeah, yeah, she sat here
with you all night.
274
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,964
I just now told her to
go home and get some rest.
275
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,099
Oh, that-- That's nice.
276
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,867
Yeah.
277
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,702
Some kid I got, huh?
278
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,471
Yeah, some kid you got.
279
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,440
( rock theme playing )
280
00:11:53,912 --> 00:11:54,845
( knocking on door )
281
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,013
( Becker sighs )
282
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,948
Coming. I'm coming.
283
00:12:01,319 --> 00:12:03,321
Oh, boy.
284
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,759
Hello, Dr. Becker.
285
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,161
B-Boyd,
it's 3 in the morning.
286
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,496
I know,
I'm surprised you're up.
287
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,431
Larry figured
you'd be asleep.
288
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,336
Larry. All right,
you better come in.
289
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:22,005
Okay, but I can't stay long.
It's 3:00 in the morning.
290
00:12:23,741 --> 00:12:27,078
You ever think about
painting this place?
291
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,981
I don't know, maybe white?
292
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,848
Just a shot in the dark here,
293
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,819
but did you stop
taking your pills?
294
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,454
Yeah, I stopped taking them
a few days ago.
295
00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,524
Can I have a glass of water?
296
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,659
Well, Boyd, you've gotta
get back on the medication.
297
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:43,660
You have an illness.
298
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,764
It's a
chemical imbalance.
299
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,131
Yeah, that's
what I thought.
300
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,468
But Larry had
a good point about that.
301
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,836
Which was...?
302
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,004
He said you were wrong.
303
00:12:55,507 --> 00:12:58,943
Tap water?
You don't have bottled?
304
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,812
No, I don't have bottled.
305
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,247
Not even for company?
306
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:06,217
I'm sorry.
Look, I don't understand this.
307
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,918
You-- You--
You said you were pumped.
308
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,054
Why-- Why'd you
go off the medicine?
309
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,121
Well, you see, uh,
310
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,590
I really don't
have that many friends
311
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:16,360
other than you
and the lady at the diner
312
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,796
and that blind guy,
Jack.
313
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,630
Jake.
314
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,334
Potato, potato.
315
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,504
It's just that when
I was on the medication, I--
316
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,706
I kind of missed Larry.
317
00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:32,643
The psychiatrist I sent you to,
318
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,579
d-does he know about this?
319
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,679
Not yet.
I didn't wanna
320
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,014
wake him up
because it's almost--
321
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,015
Yeah, I know.
322
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,417
It's 3 in the morning.
323
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,421
Yeah, right.
Well, good night.
324
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,289
Yeah, uh, promise me
you'll come see me
325
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,191
in the office tomorrow.
326
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,892
Well, I'll try.
327
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,628
Yeah, try hard.
Now go home.
328
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,763
Get-- Get-- Get some sleep.
329
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,898
I'm on my way.
330
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,700
I just have to stop
and rent Home Alone 3 again.
331
00:13:56,702 --> 00:14:00,571
I don't know why, but
Larry just loves that movie.
332
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,473
( rock theme playing )
333
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,650
Oh, nice jacket, Linda.
334
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,052
Thank you.
335
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,553
Unusual color.
336
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,722
I know.
337
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,893
Ooh, and buttery soft too.
338
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,395
Look, I know you're trying
to make me feel guilty
339
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,796
but it's not gonna work.
340
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,799
This jacket is rightfully mine.
341
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,601
Oh, I'm dying to hear
how you figured this one out.
342
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:36,307
This jacket is payback.
343
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,210
It's every sock
I ever lost in the dryer,
344
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,544
every quarter that ever
345
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,445
fell through
a hole in my pocket.
346
00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:44,381
It's the pair of
black stiletto heels
347
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,617
that I lost
on the Brooklyn Bridge.
348
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,920
Fun night, long story.
349
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:53,891
The point is,
this jacket is mine.
350
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,827
Well, as long as you're not
feeling guilty about it.
351
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,496
Well, I'm not.
352
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:02,099
And I won't be burning
in a fiery hell, either.
353
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:05,036
I guess that depends on
what you did on that bridge.
354
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,675
Is Dr. Becker in?
355
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,109
Well, I'll-- I'll just--
356
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,946
I'm Virginia Arras.
I'd like to speak with him.
357
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,914
Oh, doctor,
do you have a moment?
358
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,582
All right.
359
00:15:19,317 --> 00:15:21,351
Um, I'll be in back.
360
00:15:27,358 --> 00:15:30,127
I was just at the hospital.
361
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,796
My father thanked me
362
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,498
for flying down from Boston
to sit with him.
363
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,969
You lied for me,
didn't you?
364
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,104
I didn't do it for you.
I did it for him.
365
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,606
I know that
and I appreciate it.
366
00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:48,278
Well, that's
all I wanted to say.
367
00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:51,282
I won't take any more
of your time.
368
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,250
Look, I--
I know this is not easy.
369
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,785
Uh, no, it's not.
370
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,620
I-I wish I could
tell you differently,
371
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,957
but your father doesn't have
a lot of time left.
372
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,459
Dr. Becker, there's not
a day that goes by
373
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,561
that I'm not
aware of that.
374
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,098
But I'll be honest with you,
I don't like coming here.
375
00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:09,900
I-- I know
you think it's cold,
376
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,770
but it's not because
I'm busy at work.
377
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,773
It's because
378
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,041
I love my father.
379
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,042
He's the one who
read...
380
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,110
( laughs )
381
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,379
...Green Eggs and Ham
to me.
382
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,683
He held the back of my bike
when I was learning to ride.
383
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,352
And now
I go to the hospital
384
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,820
and all I see is an--
385
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,488
( crying )
386
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,990
An old man.
387
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,226
A stranger.
388
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:39,129
It-- It's just very
difficult, that's all.
389
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,537
You know, if you loved
the man who held your bike,
390
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,605
you owe the old man
in that bed.
391
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,541
Yes, I know that.
392
00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:55,846
And I know that if he
had died the other night
393
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,282
thinking that I didn't
even have the time
394
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,252
to come and see him,
395
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,087
I would never have
forgiven myself.
396
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:08,492
Thank you for that.
397
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:11,428
( rock theme playing )
398
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,038
( rock theme playing )
399
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:24,841
Oh, Jake, they did
such a great job
400
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:25,842
patching the ceiling.
401
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,211
I wish
you could see it.
402
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,578
Yeah, if I got my sight back,
403
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,115
that would be the first thing
I'd wanna see.
404
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:34,851
Got it.
405
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,354
Perfect.
406
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,956
( laughs ):
Hi, Margaret, Linda.
407
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:39,989
Can I help you?
408
00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:41,358
Yes, I will have
409
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:45,061
a half-caff, double-tall non-fat
latte with cream, please.
410
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:47,731
We just have coffee,
decaf or regular.
411
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,000
Oh, then nothing for me.
412
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,602
Hi, Jake.
Hey.
413
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,237
Margaret?
Oh, no, thanks.
414
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,072
I'm just waiting out
the rain.
415
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,375
Why do I even
have a cash register?
416
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,644
Oh, jeez. What--
What are you two doing here?
417
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,112
Oh, relax,
we're not staying.
418
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,414
We were on our way
to the train
419
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,981
and it started
to pour.
420
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,250
Oh, good.
421
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,586
No offence, but the only
reason I come here
422
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,721
is no one else does.
423
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,223
Thank you.
424
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,192
If you guys start coming,
I might find a new place.
425
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,860
Thank you.
426
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,396
What can I get you,
Becker?
427
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,664
Nothing, thank you.
I just came in
428
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,166
to get out of the rain.
429
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,702
Yeah, this place is
a gold mine.
430
00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:27,737
Boyd, where--
Where you been?
431
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,807
I thought you were gonna
come by the office.
432
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,175
I just did.
No one was there.
433
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,211
Oh, hey.
Hey, wait a minute.
434
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,880
Are-- Are you
looking for us?
435
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,081
Oh, yeah.
I came to say good-bye.
436
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,420
( stammers ):
Wait, Boyd, hold on a second. Where are you going?
437
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,488
California.
438
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,489
Larry told me to
quit my job, rent a car
439
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:48,225
and go visit my brother.
440
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,861
And he told me not to get
the collision insurance.
441
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,763
He said it was a rip-off.
442
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,833
So thanks for your help.
443
00:18:56,835 --> 00:19:00,470
I'll miss you all.
Especially you, Jack.
444
00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:02,873
Hey, Boyd, wait--
Wait a second.
445
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,442
Listen, it's not a really good
time to take a trip.
446
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,978
You really need to be
under a doctor's care.
447
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,514
No, Larry insists
and you know how he can get.
448
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:13,450
He thinks everything he says
is carved in stone.
449
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,491
Wow,
God talks to him?
450
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,493
How cool is that?
451
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,962
Linda, Boyd only
thinks he hears God
452
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,098
because the dopamine-receptor
system of his brain
453
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,567
is malfunctioning.
454
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,201
Well, maybe when God
wants to talk to someone,
455
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,804
that's how he does it.
Yeah, Margaret, don't start.
456
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:37,641
Look, G--
God is a concept of man.
457
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,576
You know, Becker,
some of us believe
458
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,745
that man
is a concept of God.
459
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,881
Here we go.
Well, she's right, John.
460
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,716
I thought you didn't
even like God.
461
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,352
Doesn't mean
I don't believe in him.
462
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,355
Having conversations with God
doesn't make you crazy.
463
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,922
I mean, yesterday
I went to church
464
00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:56,527
and I talked to God
and Jesus and my father.
465
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,695
Wonderful, The Three Amigos.
466
00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:01,898
Look, I don't have
anything against religion.
467
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,533
Since when?
468
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,035
Yeah, you're right.
I do.
469
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,637
Wanna know what's wrong
with religion?
470
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,838
ALL:
No, no.
471
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,307
R-Religion is--
472
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,808
Religion is
supposed to be about
473
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,744
people being nice
to each other.
474
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,446
But frankly,
I don't see a lot of that.
475
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,580
You know, what I do see is
I see a lot of people
476
00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:19,649
using the Good Book to--
477
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,751
To say that they're
morally superior.
478
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,087
I see people
building TV stations
479
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,290
to bilk grandma
out of her pension checks,
480
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,791
all in the name of God.
481
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,927
You know, how about all those
God-fearing people
482
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,162
who are killing
other God-fearing people
483
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,099
because they don't
fear God the same way?
484
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,701
I'm glad to see he's
like this in here too.
485
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,104
Becker, you hate everything.
That's hardly news.
486
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,140
But you must believe
in something.
487
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,174
Well, you're damn right I do.
488
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,175
I-I believe in science,
489
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,343
that's what I believe in.
490
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,645
You know, you open up
any medical book and-- And--
491
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:51,482
And read about how
the fibers of the iris
492
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,585
contract and expand
in response to light.
493
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,353
Or how embryonic cells,
you know,
494
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,189
divide and re-divide
until they form a human being.
495
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,091
You know, what about the--
The human heart?
496
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,859
I got a patient
in the hospital,
497
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,429
a 78-year-old who
by all rights should be dead.
498
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,966
And that amazing machine
keeps on pumping.
499
00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:11,969
That's what I believe in.
500
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:15,706
Yeah, well, I think Boyd
would disagree with you.
501
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,741
Yeah, he'd probably tell you
that Larry's responsible
502
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:18,742
for all that
science.
503
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,010
You know...
( sighs )
504
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,879
You-- You guys can believe
anything you want.
505
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,214
But as far as I'm concerned,
there is no Larry.
506
00:21:25,449 --> 00:21:26,817
Oh!
507
00:21:28,486 --> 00:21:31,187
I gotta get this jacket
back to the dry cleaner's.
508
00:21:34,492 --> 00:21:37,427
She'll listen to me
next time.
509
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,699
Uh, what do you
have to say now, Becker?
510
00:21:43,134 --> 00:21:46,603
If that was really God,
would he have missed me?
511
00:21:48,639 --> 00:21:50,507
( thunder booms )
512
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