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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:49,673 --> 00:01:52,608 No, man. And now you've been going around with Big Ass. 2 00:01:52,676 --> 00:01:55,270 You talking about Linda from Parkview? - Yes, Big Ass. 3 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,841 Hey, hey! Slow down right here. Slow down. 4 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:01,384 She a ho, huh? - What? 5 00:02:01,452 --> 00:02:03,181 I said, she a ho! - No! 6 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:07,748 Yo, Billy. Go. - Stop! Stop! What the hell you doing? 7 00:02:07,825 --> 00:02:09,884 Billy, stop this car, man! 8 00:02:17,901 --> 00:02:18,993 J.D.? 9 00:02:19,937 --> 00:02:23,737 What the helI's wrong with you man? What the helI's wrong with you, fool? 10 00:02:23,807 --> 00:02:26,241 I knew it. - Get that flashlight out of my face! 11 00:02:27,444 --> 00:02:30,038 Hey, what the helI's wrong with you? 12 00:02:30,214 --> 00:02:32,739 I thought you said "go." - I did not say "go"! 13 00:02:32,816 --> 00:02:36,411 I remember the last thing we were talking about was Linda from Parkview... 14 00:02:36,487 --> 00:02:37,818 and you said she... - "Ho"! 15 00:02:37,888 --> 00:02:39,981 I said, Linda is a ho! 16 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:42,654 Get the goddamn chain! Come on, man! 17 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:46,257 Let's go! Come on. Move it! Pull the chain, fool! 18 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:47,661 Take the moneybag, let's do it! 19 00:02:47,731 --> 00:02:50,131 Come on. We're about to get paid, baby! 20 00:02:50,234 --> 00:02:51,223 Let's go. 21 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,633 We're about to get paid! - I'm gonna get this. 22 00:02:53,704 --> 00:02:55,968 This ain't Christian, but it's gonna do. 23 00:02:56,039 --> 00:02:58,166 Come on get in! Throw it up in there! 24 00:02:58,242 --> 00:02:59,607 Go! 25 00:03:01,779 --> 00:03:04,475 What the hell? - Cars ain't made like they used to, man. 26 00:03:04,548 --> 00:03:05,810 What did you tie it to? - What? 27 00:03:05,883 --> 00:03:08,283 Get out and get it! - Why I got to get out to get it? 28 00:03:08,352 --> 00:03:09,717 Get it. 29 00:03:09,787 --> 00:03:11,345 All right, here we go, baby! 30 00:03:11,421 --> 00:03:13,855 Let's go. - Here we go, baby! Here we go! 31 00:03:13,924 --> 00:03:15,391 Come to Daddy! 32 00:03:18,929 --> 00:03:22,126 The future's behind us, baby! That is our future behind us. 33 00:03:41,151 --> 00:03:42,675 No! 34 00:03:44,321 --> 00:03:47,051 Calvin, what are you doing? - Hey, baby. 35 00:03:47,124 --> 00:03:50,992 Trying to get this studio together so we can finally make money off this stuff. 36 00:03:51,061 --> 00:03:55,088 That's what you said about the T-shirt company and Herbalife vitamins. 37 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:58,425 Why you gotta bring that up? That's in the past. 38 00:03:58,502 --> 00:04:00,697 This is a whole new venture for us, baby. 39 00:04:00,771 --> 00:04:01,760 Really? 40 00:04:01,839 --> 00:04:03,272 Look, let me show you something. 41 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:04,864 Can I show you something? - Yes. 42 00:04:04,942 --> 00:04:07,342 Let me show you. - You've got a picture. 43 00:04:07,411 --> 00:04:08,400 Yes. - Okay. 44 00:04:08,478 --> 00:04:12,312 See that? That right there is Oprah's guesthouse. 45 00:04:13,283 --> 00:04:15,046 That's just the guesthouse. 46 00:04:15,118 --> 00:04:18,417 So, if Stedman act up, this is where he gotta sleep. 47 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:20,178 Okay. 48 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:22,653 Why do you have this? 49 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:26,493 Because that's what I'm gonna buy for my baby. 50 00:04:27,197 --> 00:04:28,459 Both my babies. 51 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,361 As soon as I get somebody, rent out the studio, make a platinum CD... 52 00:04:33,437 --> 00:04:34,734 and we get paid. 53 00:04:34,805 --> 00:04:37,535 You don't like strangers coming in and out of the shop. 54 00:04:37,941 --> 00:04:41,308 You want to have them coming in and out of the house? 55 00:04:41,879 --> 00:04:45,337 It's 7:00. You gonna be late for work. You better come on. 56 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:48,475 I got some eggs for you. You better come on and get 'em. 57 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,910 That damn shop. 58 00:04:54,691 --> 00:04:57,387 Boy, they sure know how to kill a man's dreams. 59 00:04:58,161 --> 00:04:59,753 Come on, Stedman. 60 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:03,031 Calvin! 61 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,457 Come here. 62 00:05:09,072 --> 00:05:10,266 What was that for? 63 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:14,008 Well, it has been a whole two years since you took over the barbershop. 64 00:05:14,077 --> 00:05:16,602 I mean, look at you. You have hung in there. 65 00:05:17,748 --> 00:05:20,478 Baby, you have no idea how proud I am of you. 66 00:05:20,884 --> 00:05:24,479 You know, your father would've been proud of you, too. Come here. 67 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:28,515 Okay, go. - All right, I'm going. 68 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,190 Stay off your feet, okay? 69 00:05:38,635 --> 00:05:42,093 My store! Look at my store! It has been destroyed! 70 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,308 Get away from my shop! Get away! 71 00:05:48,245 --> 00:05:50,839 No! No! No! 72 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,108 Get away from my store! 73 00:05:55,919 --> 00:05:58,217 Hey, yo, brother! - Get out! 74 00:05:58,322 --> 00:05:59,414 Brother! 75 00:06:00,524 --> 00:06:01,923 Stay strong, brother! 76 00:06:02,392 --> 00:06:03,791 Yeah, stay strong. 77 00:06:05,228 --> 00:06:06,718 Get out of here! Go on! 78 00:06:06,797 --> 00:06:07,786 Calvin! 79 00:06:08,231 --> 00:06:10,665 It's always something on a Saturday, isn't it? 80 00:06:10,734 --> 00:06:12,201 What's up, Janelle? 81 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:16,332 You know Tanesha Jenkins' boy got a drug problem. 82 00:06:16,406 --> 00:06:19,637 You think he did that? - Damn, girl, you gossiping already? 83 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,110 First get your shop open. Then start the rumors. 84 00:06:22,179 --> 00:06:25,410 I know you are not talking to me about how to run my shop. 85 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:28,916 I don't tell you how to run your business over there. Anyway.... 86 00:06:28,986 --> 00:06:30,146 Hey, did you hear... 87 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:32,711 That's why your nose so big. You too damn nosy. 88 00:06:32,789 --> 00:06:35,189 Hey! Did you hear about Clarinda? 89 00:06:35,359 --> 00:06:39,125 Her husband caught her in a prime hoochie-koochie with another man! 90 00:07:08,925 --> 00:07:10,153 Hey, man. - Calvin. 91 00:07:10,227 --> 00:07:11,854 How you doing? - Fine. How you doing? 92 00:07:11,928 --> 00:07:15,056 I'm all right. - Hey, what happened across the street? 93 00:07:15,132 --> 00:07:17,930 You know this neighborhood. It's getting worse every day. 94 00:07:18,001 --> 00:07:21,095 How's Jennifer? - She getting big. 95 00:07:21,371 --> 00:07:23,236 You know. Mean, too. 96 00:07:23,774 --> 00:07:27,335 So, got some good news for me? - No. 97 00:07:27,811 --> 00:07:31,247 Calvin, I need a cut like Ronnie's last week. 98 00:07:31,314 --> 00:07:34,511 Little off the top, long in back, slope to the left like Gumby. 99 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:35,983 Munster front, Wyclef right. 100 00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:38,419 Hook that up for me. - You got any money, Lamar? 101 00:07:38,488 --> 00:07:41,048 I'm gonna pay you back. I got a Job interview. 102 00:07:41,124 --> 00:07:44,321 When you get that job... - Come on, Calvin, don't do me like that. 103 00:07:44,394 --> 00:07:48,057 Just a little edge on there. - I don't cut hair for free. Out the door! 104 00:07:48,131 --> 00:07:50,326 Calvin, your father would have hooked me up. 105 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,697 Go get hooked up. 106 00:07:51,768 --> 00:07:54,236 Come on, dog! Don't do me like that, Calvin! 107 00:07:54,304 --> 00:07:56,864 See what I got to deal with every day? - I know, but... 108 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:59,408 No. Get out of here. Go! 109 00:08:04,748 --> 00:08:06,010 So, what did they say? 110 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:08,916 The bank's not gonna give you another loan. 111 00:08:09,586 --> 00:08:11,884 We've already given you a small-business loan... 112 00:08:11,955 --> 00:08:15,152 and a grant that you used on your other businesses. 113 00:08:15,725 --> 00:08:17,716 Calvin, you know I want to help you. 114 00:08:17,794 --> 00:08:21,730 But if you don't pay the property taxes, the bank is gonna foreclose on the shop. 115 00:08:21,798 --> 00:08:23,129 I'm sorry. 116 00:08:24,501 --> 00:08:26,435 There's nobody you can talk to? 117 00:08:26,703 --> 00:08:27,965 Calvin... 118 00:08:28,872 --> 00:08:30,863 it's not gonna happen. 119 00:08:34,811 --> 00:08:36,711 All right. Hey, what can you do? 120 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:41,949 I appreciate you coming by. I really do. 121 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,180 Don't worry about it. 122 00:09:13,283 --> 00:09:15,478 How did you do this for 40 years? 123 00:09:19,256 --> 00:09:20,951 I gotta do my own thing. 124 00:09:35,739 --> 00:09:37,730 Hey, how you doing, Mr. Wallace? 125 00:09:37,807 --> 00:09:39,798 Yeah, this is Calvin. 126 00:09:41,311 --> 00:09:42,778 You know, over at the shop? 127 00:09:42,846 --> 00:09:47,681 I was wondering, was you still interested in what we talked about the other day? 128 00:09:48,218 --> 00:09:49,310 Yeah. 129 00:09:51,087 --> 00:09:52,247 Okay. 130 00:09:52,956 --> 00:09:54,480 I'll see you then. 131 00:09:54,558 --> 00:09:56,890 All right. Thank you, Mr. Wallace. Okay. 132 00:09:58,762 --> 00:10:00,923 You got it? - Yeah. 133 00:10:00,997 --> 00:10:02,589 We gonna get paid. 134 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,824 I never knew money could be so heavy. 135 00:10:07,304 --> 00:10:10,068 Hey, slow down. 136 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:13,041 You all right? - Yeah. Okay, I got it now. 137 00:10:14,044 --> 00:10:15,909 Hell, no, man. - What? 138 00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:18,745 Hey, what's up, big guy? - What's up, player? 139 00:10:18,815 --> 00:10:21,147 Hey, this is my grandmama's oxygen machine. 140 00:10:21,218 --> 00:10:23,448 She can't breathe without it. Let us through. 141 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,250 You see us carrying this thing. Move out the way. 142 00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,820 Come on, man. This thing heavy. 143 00:10:29,492 --> 00:10:31,551 See, you do this all the time, man! 144 00:10:31,628 --> 00:10:35,155 Billy, come on. - No, man, he do this all the time! 145 00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:38,031 My mama's trying to come back, and he is doing that. 146 00:10:38,101 --> 00:10:39,568 It don't make no sense. 147 00:10:39,636 --> 00:10:41,661 That's cool. Just take it down. 148 00:10:44,341 --> 00:10:45,808 Kevin, come open this door! 149 00:10:46,276 --> 00:10:47,470 Kevin! 150 00:10:48,745 --> 00:10:51,908 What's wrong? Why didn't you answer the door? You knew it was me! 151 00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:55,110 I worked a double last night. I Just got home two hours ago. 152 00:10:55,185 --> 00:10:58,484 Don't play with me, Kevin. Where is she? 153 00:10:58,555 --> 00:11:01,183 Let's not do this again. - Where is she? 154 00:11:01,258 --> 00:11:03,089 Wait. You ain't finished. 155 00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:05,354 Why don't you look under the bed? Go ahead. 156 00:11:05,428 --> 00:11:08,124 I bet you I would hide a woman under that bed. 157 00:11:08,498 --> 00:11:10,261 If you gonna look.... 158 00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:14,127 I'm sorry. 159 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:15,495 Terri... 160 00:11:16,072 --> 00:11:18,973 do I look like I'm thinking about somebody else? 161 00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:20,337 I don't know. 162 00:11:20,644 --> 00:11:22,976 You want to know how I really feel about you? 163 00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:26,080 Just think about that Babyface song. 164 00:11:27,183 --> 00:11:28,275 Which one? 165 00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:33,355 You know, there are a lot of Babyface songs. 166 00:11:33,423 --> 00:11:34,947 No. - All of them, baby. 167 00:11:35,025 --> 00:11:36,390 You know I do. 168 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:39,923 Come on. I got some time. Come on, real quick. 169 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:42,897 Yeah. - Well, real quick. 170 00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:44,728 Come on. - Okay. 171 00:11:44,801 --> 00:11:46,769 No. - Let me take my jacket off. 172 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,463 Come on. - Oh, yeah. 173 00:11:48,538 --> 00:11:51,837 Well, let me take my jacket off. What are you doing? 174 00:11:51,908 --> 00:11:55,173 No, I'm just helping you get your jacket off, baby. 175 00:11:55,645 --> 00:11:56,907 Who is she? 176 00:11:58,548 --> 00:11:59,879 I don't know. 177 00:11:59,949 --> 00:12:01,917 When I'm finished with her, you'll remember! 178 00:12:01,985 --> 00:12:03,384 I can't believe you got someone. 179 00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:06,013 You gonna make me catch a case before I go to work? 180 00:12:06,089 --> 00:12:07,488 Where you going? - Nowhere! 181 00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,548 Get up! I dare you! 182 00:12:09,626 --> 00:12:11,059 Honey, cover your face now. 183 00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:15,224 Hey, how can I help you today? 184 00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:16,287 Okay. 185 00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:20,196 I want a grande, triple non-fat, half-decaf... 186 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:23,000 soymilk, French roast, caramel cappuccino. 187 00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,836 Okay? Now, with just a splash... 188 00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:27,570 just a splash of hazelnut. 189 00:12:27,711 --> 00:12:28,769 Okay? 190 00:12:28,845 --> 00:12:31,973 And orange extract. The extra foam in a separate cup. 191 00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:36,342 I'll have to spoon it on myself because y'all never get it right. 192 00:12:36,553 --> 00:12:38,783 You understand? Thank you. 193 00:12:40,457 --> 00:12:41,685 Asshole. 194 00:12:44,761 --> 00:12:46,991 You have to find the guys, Officer. - Okay. 195 00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:49,190 We'll take you inside and get your information. 196 00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:50,960 We'll be right with you. 197 00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:55,030 Look at my store! 198 00:12:58,274 --> 00:13:01,675 Then I walked in like pah-dow! Know what I'm saying? 199 00:13:01,745 --> 00:13:04,441 Ass so big, it look like two midgets in a sleeping bag! 200 00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:05,538 Tyrone. 201 00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:09,016 Can we talk about something other than big, fat, Juicy asses, please? 202 00:13:09,085 --> 00:13:11,553 We could talk about something else. - But why? 203 00:13:12,255 --> 00:13:14,416 When does a woman just have too much ass? 204 00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:16,857 Ass is like money. You can never have too much. 205 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,894 Hey, Ricky. Just the man I want to see. 206 00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:20,987 Hey, Ricky, yo! 207 00:13:21,064 --> 00:13:25,330 School these boys on your philosophy about ass because they can't distinguish... 208 00:13:25,402 --> 00:13:28,098 between a woman with a big ass and a big-ass woman. 209 00:13:28,171 --> 00:13:30,162 Hold tight. It's mathematics, cuz. 210 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,537 It's the ratio. 211 00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:35,135 Now if you measure around a woman's waist, right? 212 00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:39,070 Measure around that ass, you come up with a ratio about 3-5. 213 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:40,138 Okay. 214 00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:42,582 Now that means that a 24-inch waist... 215 00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:45,052 is gonna yield a 40-inch ass. 216 00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:48,181 The mathematics is correct, right? - That's good, right? 217 00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:49,452 You with me? - Yo. 218 00:13:49,526 --> 00:13:51,585 So give me an example. I mean, break it down. 219 00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:53,060 Okay, all right. 220 00:13:53,696 --> 00:13:55,186 Jennifer Lopez. 221 00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,529 Right? Woman with a big ass! 222 00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:03,529 Now, on the other side, we got... - Right. 223 00:14:03,706 --> 00:14:05,333 Mother Love. 224 00:14:06,743 --> 00:14:08,643 Big-ass woman! 225 00:14:13,817 --> 00:14:15,284 Good morning. 226 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,251 What's up? 227 00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:24,555 Hey, you have any idea who poked that hole in Samir's store? 228 00:14:24,627 --> 00:14:25,616 No. 229 00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:27,585 You sure about that? 230 00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:34,166 Just playing with you, man. Relax. 231 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,912 Hey, how you doing, Detective? What's going on across the street? 232 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:57,824 I'm on this convenience store thing, so somebody's getting locked up. 233 00:14:57,994 --> 00:15:01,486 Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Ricky here? 234 00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:04,858 No, he'll be in a little later, though. 235 00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:07,595 You don't think he had nothing to do with that. 236 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:11,197 Ricky's been keeping his nose clean ever since he's been working here. 237 00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:12,935 Hey, Rick. 238 00:15:13,142 --> 00:15:14,734 Come in the back? - That's my girl. 239 00:15:14,811 --> 00:15:17,507 Yeah. She got big drawers. That's all right, though. 240 00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:24,348 Is this chair free? 241 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:27,787 I figured not. You mind just trimming me up a little bit? 242 00:15:28,024 --> 00:15:30,151 Why you come over here, dog? 243 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:33,087 Why you sweating me? - Are you sweating, Richard? 244 00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:35,027 You're a two-time felon. 245 00:15:35,331 --> 00:15:38,630 One more, it's all over for you, brother. 246 00:15:39,802 --> 00:15:43,329 Calvin went out on a limb for you with this Job, man. 247 00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:46,307 I mean, why you want to play him like that? 248 00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:02,748 We got a surveillance tape from the camera at the check-cashing place next door... 249 00:16:02,825 --> 00:16:06,124 and by the end of the day, I will know something. 250 00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:08,854 You understand? 251 00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:14,665 Later, Calvin. - All right. 252 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:28,113 Yeah. Yo, I got to go, man. 253 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,779 All right, man? 254 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,541 I love you, boo. 255 00:17:01,618 --> 00:17:02,812 See you later, baby. 256 00:17:15,498 --> 00:17:17,125 What's up, man? 257 00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:20,763 All right. 258 00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:27,208 What you singing? - What? 259 00:17:27,443 --> 00:17:28,967 What are you singing at? 260 00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:30,512 Mind your business. 261 00:17:32,849 --> 00:17:34,908 Here come Jumbo Mutumbo! 262 00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:38,852 Where I come from, to have girth is a sign of opulence. 263 00:17:38,921 --> 00:17:42,516 What the hell did he just say? - He said in Africa, fat people got loot. 264 00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:45,686 I heard they circumcise women, too. - How you gonna do that? 265 00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:48,492 Anything that's extra, they just clip it off. - Come on. 266 00:17:48,564 --> 00:17:51,465 All right, fellas, I'm free. Who's next? - Not me. 267 00:17:52,568 --> 00:17:54,058 Not me. 268 00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:55,627 I'm cool, man. - Forget you. 269 00:17:55,705 --> 00:17:57,832 Thought you had a Negro membership card? 270 00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,341 Soaked up some BET, memorized some Tupac. 271 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:01,434 Shut up, Jimmy. 272 00:18:01,511 --> 00:18:04,071 Calvin wouldn't give me a chair if I couldn't cut heads. 273 00:18:04,147 --> 00:18:06,377 Three days, front chair, no customers. What's up? 274 00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:09,612 Kill that noise. You know everyone starts out in the first chair. 275 00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:11,517 That's exactly where you started. 276 00:18:11,587 --> 00:18:13,646 Listen up! I don't want no trouble! 277 00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:17,181 Just give me your wallet and your Jewelry, won't be no problem. 278 00:18:17,994 --> 00:18:19,222 Hey, don't you make me.... 279 00:18:19,295 --> 00:18:21,388 What's wrong? You one of them rappers? 280 00:18:21,464 --> 00:18:23,932 What's that? You got a Rolex or a platinum chain? 281 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,491 Eddie. - What? 282 00:18:26,569 --> 00:18:30,096 Get your ass here. Leave the boys alone! Sit your old ass down! 283 00:18:31,474 --> 00:18:34,204 You read him? That boy almost turned over the money! 284 00:18:34,277 --> 00:18:37,075 You all right, brother! You all right! 285 00:18:38,381 --> 00:18:41,544 Shaking, shaking a little bit! He was shaking like booty meat! 286 00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:43,175 Wasn't it good? I had him. 287 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,449 I had him shaking like Don Knotts in a card game or something. 288 00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:56,023 Remember, we're raising money for Johnnie Brown's raggedy shoes. 289 00:18:56,099 --> 00:18:57,498 Scout will be here! 290 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,125 I need $20. 291 00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:01,466 Let's give it up. Come on. 292 00:19:01,537 --> 00:19:04,438 You all right. We need some more money. 293 00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:06,732 We need it right now. 294 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,336 You smell good, Terri. ls that Obsession? 295 00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:11,641 Five minutes. 296 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,409 What'd she say? - Hey, man. Where you going? 297 00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:18,818 You see that attitude? She can't cut my hair. I'll be back later. 298 00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:21,322 Don't be scared. - I'm free. I'll cut your hair. 299 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,982 No, I'm straight, dog. 300 00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:40,268 Motherfucker. 301 00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,603 Who drank my apple juice? 302 00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:50,179 Y'all don't hear me? 303 00:19:50,887 --> 00:19:52,684 Who drank my goddamn apple juice? 304 00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:53,813 Terri! 305 00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:56,822 Stop cussing! This ain't Def Comedy Jam. 306 00:19:56,893 --> 00:20:00,420 I put a big-ass red... - Terri! Stop cussing! 307 00:20:00,963 --> 00:20:04,126 I put a big red sign saying: 308 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,760 "Do not drink me." 309 00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:10,499 Maybe no one drank it. Maybe it evaporated. 310 00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:15,203 I'll slap you. Don't get on my bad side. You've been here just a minute. 311 00:20:15,278 --> 00:20:17,940 Girl, it's not like a bottle of Hennessey or nothing! 312 00:20:18,014 --> 00:20:21,711 It's just some funky-ass apple juice. - This is my funky-ass apple juice. 313 00:20:21,784 --> 00:20:23,649 I don't touch nobody else's stuff-- 314 00:20:23,719 --> 00:20:24,981 Hey, Terri.... - What? 315 00:20:25,054 --> 00:20:26,954 Jimmy drank your apple juice. 316 00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:29,990 Hey, hold up... - Why'd you touch my apple juice? 317 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:31,890 Excuse me. - I don't want your cooties. 318 00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:35,158 Did you see me drink it? - I didn't have to, you asked about it. 319 00:20:35,231 --> 00:20:37,631 Do you have ocular proof? Did you see me? 320 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,531 "Ocular"? - What'd I just say? 321 00:20:39,635 --> 00:20:42,468 I said I didn't have to see you drink it... - Oh, shit. 322 00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:44,733 I don't have to see you... - What'd you see? 323 00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,832 Say you ain't drink it. - Did you see... 324 00:20:46,909 --> 00:20:48,706 Knock his college ass out! 325 00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:50,837 Hey! Come on! Come on! 326 00:20:50,913 --> 00:20:52,938 No, Calvin, let them go! 327 00:20:53,015 --> 00:20:55,813 This ain't the projects. This is a place of business. 328 00:20:55,885 --> 00:20:59,582 Calvin, your father wouldn't put up with this mess. You have to handle this. 329 00:20:59,655 --> 00:21:02,055 Checker Fred, just sit there and play checkers. 330 00:21:02,124 --> 00:21:04,649 Do I look like my father? - Yeah. 331 00:21:05,061 --> 00:21:07,552 Yes, you do. - In the nose, right here. 332 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:09,188 DVDs, CDs. 333 00:21:10,032 --> 00:21:11,226 Not today, man. 334 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,860 Whatever you want, man. Got the new DMX, baby! 335 00:21:13,936 --> 00:21:15,369 Just go on out, go. 336 00:21:15,438 --> 00:21:17,167 Put somebody out. Always. 337 00:21:17,373 --> 00:21:19,136 I'm never coming in this shop again. 338 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:22,177 lt's a possibility that Jimmy drank your apple juice. 339 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,844 Small possibility. 340 00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:27,212 But nobody saw him. You didn't see him. So all you can ask... 341 00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:29,376 That's not fair, you're taking his side. 342 00:21:29,452 --> 00:21:31,443 I'm not taking his side. Ask the man. 343 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,887 If he says yeah, kick his ass, if he says no, then squash it. 344 00:21:36,926 --> 00:21:37,915 Ask him. 345 00:21:40,463 --> 00:21:42,522 Did you drink my apple juice? 346 00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:46,499 Did you? lnquiring minds want to know. 347 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:48,698 Did you? 348 00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:50,130 Nope. 349 00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:53,174 Answered, done deal. Come on, let me buy you some apple juice. 350 00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:54,937 Case closed. 351 00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:58,343 Well, one of y'all MFs drank it. I'm tired of y'all, I swear! 352 00:21:58,414 --> 00:22:00,814 Y'all better not touch my stuff no more! 353 00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:04,447 Stop slamming them doors! 354 00:22:09,392 --> 00:22:12,361 I know it wasn't me. I'm lactose intolerant. 355 00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:14,391 Hey! - Hey, girl! 356 00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:18,358 Damn! 357 00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:22,228 It's cool. 358 00:22:22,305 --> 00:22:24,773 Man, she messed up your whole arrangement. 359 00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:27,434 How much them roses cost? $2 or $3? 360 00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:28,532 I'm Crazy Howard. 361 00:22:28,611 --> 00:22:32,103 Topping the news, Iast night someone stoIe the new ATM machine.... 362 00:22:32,181 --> 00:22:34,274 'Cause people can't raise their kids.... 363 00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,339 Gabby! 364 00:22:40,723 --> 00:22:42,554 I tell you, the first thing I'll do, Joe. 365 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:45,992 Player, you lock your door? - Yeah, I ain't stupid. Come on. 366 00:22:46,629 --> 00:22:50,030 Then why's your sister in the room, man? - I'll tell Mama! 367 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,088 No. 368 00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:52,464 What? 369 00:22:52,535 --> 00:22:54,093 Close the door, dog! 370 00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:55,997 This is just a big video game! 371 00:22:56,072 --> 00:22:59,599 No, it ain't. lt looks like a cash machine to me. 372 00:22:59,675 --> 00:23:02,940 And this ain't no supermarket, so I'm gonna tell Mama. 373 00:23:03,012 --> 00:23:06,504 No! You can't tell nobody about this, you hear me? 374 00:23:06,582 --> 00:23:07,742 Why not? 375 00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:10,285 'Cause I said so. I mean, think about it. 376 00:23:10,353 --> 00:23:13,345 Gabby, who'll take care of you? - My mama. 377 00:23:15,358 --> 00:23:18,191 She got you on that. - What can I do to keep your mouth shut? 378 00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:20,194 You gotta pay me. - Pay you? 379 00:23:20,262 --> 00:23:22,594 I'm getting a headache. I just paid you $10! 380 00:23:22,665 --> 00:23:25,156 I don't care! - Hey, dog, whup her ass. 381 00:23:25,234 --> 00:23:26,394 You can't touch me. 382 00:23:26,469 --> 00:23:28,664 I'll whup her ass. - No, man, don't do that. 383 00:23:28,738 --> 00:23:31,901 You better give me my cash back later... - I'll give it back! 384 00:23:31,974 --> 00:23:33,737 Take it, girl. That's all I got. 385 00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:36,507 Go on, get out of the room there, girl! 386 00:23:38,014 --> 00:23:39,106 Go on! 387 00:23:39,181 --> 00:23:40,170 Get on! 388 00:23:42,485 --> 00:23:45,750 That's how you lock a door, dog. 389 00:23:47,189 --> 00:23:49,054 What? - It's your fault, man! 390 00:23:49,492 --> 00:23:52,052 Now we've gotta take this someplace else. 391 00:23:52,128 --> 00:23:55,620 I've gotta think how. - The same way we stole it, the truck. 392 00:23:55,698 --> 00:23:59,361 I said I'm not messing with my crazy-ass cousin no more. He too violent. 393 00:23:59,435 --> 00:24:02,029 He comes from a broken home. He don't even know his mama. 394 00:24:02,104 --> 00:24:03,799 And after last night... 395 00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:06,807 I ain't messing with that fool no more. 396 00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:10,403 We wouldn't be doing this if you'd locked... - I did lock the door. 397 00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:12,447 Your sister's a demon child. - Whatever, man. 398 00:24:12,515 --> 00:24:15,484 Your mama don't have real silverware, so we could get in here? 399 00:24:15,718 --> 00:24:16,707 Whatever. 400 00:24:19,889 --> 00:24:22,323 Oh, come on, man. Let's just take it up. 401 00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:24,256 Hey, Billy, take it down. 402 00:24:24,527 --> 00:24:25,892 Wait a minute.... 403 00:24:26,429 --> 00:24:27,657 Take it down. 404 00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:30,491 Come on, player. Come on, big man. 405 00:24:32,401 --> 00:24:33,766 We'll get you this time. 406 00:24:33,836 --> 00:24:35,201 Push it through. 407 00:24:36,338 --> 00:24:37,430 My finger! 408 00:24:37,706 --> 00:24:39,901 This ain't gonna fit. 409 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:42,004 My hand! 410 00:24:46,649 --> 00:24:48,082 My hand! 411 00:24:50,319 --> 00:24:52,514 You got it? - I don't have it. 412 00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:56,123 This is good chicken, too. 413 00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,557 You ever had this chicken? 414 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:02,722 How can you sit there with all that chicken and not offer us any? 415 00:25:02,798 --> 00:25:04,163 I paid for this. 416 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,468 You give me a quarter, I might give you a little mashed potatoes. 417 00:25:09,105 --> 00:25:12,506 How come he can eat out front, while we... - 'Cause Eddie's old, man. 418 00:25:12,575 --> 00:25:16,136 You see that right there? You know what that means? 419 00:25:16,212 --> 00:25:18,237 That means I've got senroyity. 420 00:25:18,714 --> 00:25:20,705 S-who? - Senroyity. 421 00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:22,879 Don't you mean "seniority"? 422 00:25:22,985 --> 00:25:23,974 Whatever. 423 00:25:24,053 --> 00:25:28,251 That's nothing but gray hair poking up out your follicle. lt means nothing. 424 00:25:28,324 --> 00:25:31,054 Don't mean anything? Let me tell you something, boy. 425 00:25:31,127 --> 00:25:34,153 I was here in '68 when they robbed and burned down... 426 00:25:34,230 --> 00:25:36,198 everything here but this barbershop. 427 00:25:36,265 --> 00:25:39,860 I was here in '74, when desegregation started... 428 00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:43,666 and they bussing in white kids, and bussing out little black kids like you. 429 00:25:43,739 --> 00:25:45,036 Yeah, I remember that. 430 00:25:45,107 --> 00:25:47,098 And then I was here in '77... 431 00:25:47,176 --> 00:25:49,838 when Walter Payton came in here... 432 00:25:49,912 --> 00:25:54,611 the day after he had rushed 275 yards against Minnesota. 433 00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:56,514 And I lined him up in this chair... 434 00:25:56,585 --> 00:25:58,849 and I got the picture to prove it. 435 00:25:58,988 --> 00:26:01,513 Eddie, how do we know that's really Payton? 436 00:26:02,892 --> 00:26:04,655 That's Walter. That's him. 437 00:26:05,594 --> 00:26:08,188 The signature says "Sweetness" right there! 438 00:26:08,264 --> 00:26:09,629 What more do you want? 439 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,359 I don't know, a real picture? 440 00:26:11,433 --> 00:26:13,060 That's "Sweetness" all right. 441 00:26:15,304 --> 00:26:17,772 What did you do? I got a patch in my head! 442 00:26:18,107 --> 00:26:19,802 Patch the little boy's head up. 443 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,503 I told you to keep still... - I got a patch on my head! 444 00:26:22,578 --> 00:26:24,739 Shame, you put a patch on the boy's head. 445 00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:27,111 Got him looking like 101 DaImatians. 446 00:26:27,216 --> 00:26:30,117 You heard of that movie? Looks like a Dalmatian, that's 102! 447 00:26:30,186 --> 00:26:31,414 Mind your business. 448 00:26:31,487 --> 00:26:33,648 I didn't move my head! lt's not my fault! 449 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,246 Man, why do I gotta... 450 00:26:35,324 --> 00:26:37,690 You look good. - Take care of the thing. 451 00:26:37,893 --> 00:26:40,418 Quit talking, more cut. Wait till my mom gets here. 452 00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:41,861 I've got it now. 453 00:26:42,031 --> 00:26:43,760 Jimmy, what are you doing? 454 00:26:45,668 --> 00:26:47,932 Got that little boy looking like a leopard. 455 00:26:48,003 --> 00:26:52,064 He needs little spots all around. Look at him! 456 00:27:13,329 --> 00:27:14,489 Don't ignore me. 457 00:27:14,563 --> 00:27:15,962 Don't ignore me like that. 458 00:27:16,031 --> 00:27:17,521 Turn their heads.... 459 00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:19,258 How's everybody doing? 460 00:27:25,207 --> 00:27:26,196 My bad. 461 00:27:36,185 --> 00:27:38,278 Clean you up or something? 462 00:27:38,554 --> 00:27:40,647 How you doing, Mr. Wallace? - How you doing? 463 00:27:40,723 --> 00:27:43,317 Good to see you, thanks for coming. - Yes, indeed. 464 00:27:43,392 --> 00:27:44,916 Wanna go out back and talk? - Yeah. 465 00:27:44,994 --> 00:27:46,086 All right. 466 00:27:47,196 --> 00:27:48,788 Eddie. - Nigger. 467 00:27:52,368 --> 00:27:54,563 Calvin, I'm glad you called me back. 468 00:27:56,105 --> 00:27:58,505 I was beginning to think you don't like Lester. 469 00:27:58,574 --> 00:28:02,340 Heard you just bought Big CarI's Auto Shop. Left everything the same. 470 00:28:02,778 --> 00:28:05,406 I was hoping you'd do the same thing here. 471 00:28:05,714 --> 00:28:08,205 I told you, I'm a man of my word. 472 00:28:09,551 --> 00:28:10,882 You know, Calvin... 473 00:28:11,287 --> 00:28:13,755 if you can't make the payments... 474 00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,756 you're gonna lose the shop... 475 00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,314 and have nothing. 476 00:28:17,526 --> 00:28:19,653 Or, if you sell it to me... 477 00:28:19,895 --> 00:28:24,127 you make sure that the sign outside always says "barbershop." 478 00:28:28,270 --> 00:28:29,794 I can live with that. 479 00:28:30,406 --> 00:28:34,809 If you take this money, that's as good as a contract. 480 00:28:35,544 --> 00:28:39,571 I wouldn't want to have any misappropriations going on up in here. 481 00:28:45,354 --> 00:28:46,821 Yeah, me neither. 482 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:51,985 You know, I made your father the same offer... 483 00:28:52,561 --> 00:28:53,994 but he turned it down. 484 00:28:54,063 --> 00:28:57,328 But you're a better businessman. You got vision. 485 00:29:00,803 --> 00:29:02,430 $20,000, that's your buyout. 486 00:29:02,504 --> 00:29:04,495 I'll manage bank payments, as discussed. 487 00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:07,133 And I'll get the paperwork to you next week. 488 00:29:07,843 --> 00:29:08,935 Okay. 489 00:29:09,978 --> 00:29:12,913 You're sure you're gonna keep the barbershop open, right? 490 00:29:12,981 --> 00:29:17,611 I'm a businessman, and a barbershop ain't exactly a cash cow. 491 00:29:19,021 --> 00:29:21,353 So I'll turn it into a gentlemen's club. 492 00:29:21,423 --> 00:29:24,950 Wait a minute. That's not what we discussed, Mr. Wallace. 493 00:29:25,461 --> 00:29:29,363 You told me that the sign outside would always say "barbershop." 494 00:29:29,431 --> 00:29:30,693 It will. 495 00:29:31,934 --> 00:29:35,426 It's gonna be called "The Barbershop." I'll keep that same theme going. 496 00:29:35,504 --> 00:29:37,495 The girls dressed like little barbers. 497 00:29:37,573 --> 00:29:40,133 You can come in, and they'll give you a trim. 498 00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:42,109 And you can get some trim. 499 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,104 Hold it, Mr. Wallace. 500 00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:49,747 Mr. Wallace! 501 00:29:52,321 --> 00:29:53,811 You have a nice day. 502 00:30:02,197 --> 00:30:06,156 I just don't understand why someone would drive into the store like that. 503 00:30:06,235 --> 00:30:09,762 Now, see, I told Sitting Bull across the street over there... 504 00:30:09,838 --> 00:30:11,931 not to put no cash machine in his store... 505 00:30:12,007 --> 00:30:14,567 'cause black people don't know how to act. 506 00:30:14,643 --> 00:30:17,703 Who're you telling? That's why black people can't have nothing. 507 00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:20,442 Apparently, neither can lndian folks. Give me! Move! 508 00:30:20,516 --> 00:30:24,077 Samir is not Indian, okay? He's Pakistani. He's from Pakistan. 509 00:30:24,153 --> 00:30:28,453 All I know is, he can pack and stand his ass on that corner all he want to. 510 00:30:28,524 --> 00:30:32,551 But if Geronimo keeps on, somebody's liable to bust a cap in his ass, right? 511 00:30:32,628 --> 00:30:35,392 Right, Eddie, he's gonna get it! - He's gonna pah-yow! 512 00:30:35,464 --> 00:30:37,432 Samir is not Native American, okay? 513 00:30:37,499 --> 00:30:41,367 He's not Arab, he's not Mexican, he's not Eskimo. He is from Pakistan. 514 00:30:41,437 --> 00:30:44,565 Pakistan, yakistan, you-back-istan. I don't care where he's from. 515 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,369 He ain't from here, I know that. 516 00:30:46,442 --> 00:30:49,138 He ain't gonna win in the South Side, either. 517 00:30:52,147 --> 00:30:54,115 Damn, speaking of Pakistan.... 518 00:30:56,251 --> 00:30:57,616 That's all right! 519 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,550 Boy, what's wrong with you? 520 00:31:00,622 --> 00:31:02,590 He cut a patch in the back of my head. 521 00:31:02,658 --> 00:31:05,559 I'm sorry, ma'am, it wasn't my fault. He kept moving, so... 522 00:31:05,627 --> 00:31:07,822 I did not, I did not keep moving. 523 00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:09,986 Bless her. 524 00:31:10,065 --> 00:31:13,091 You know you kept moving. - What're you talking about? 525 00:31:13,569 --> 00:31:15,560 It don't look that bad. - Yes, it does. 526 00:31:15,637 --> 00:31:17,229 Think of it as a new style. 527 00:31:17,306 --> 00:31:21,106 Before you know it, everybody'll be walking around with a patch in their head. 528 00:31:21,176 --> 00:31:24,145 Why would people walk around with a patch in their head? 529 00:31:24,213 --> 00:31:26,977 So, that makes it free, right? 530 00:31:27,382 --> 00:31:28,713 Ain't that right? 531 00:31:28,951 --> 00:31:30,145 Right? 532 00:31:34,456 --> 00:31:35,514 Okay. 533 00:31:39,495 --> 00:31:40,484 Come on. 534 00:31:43,966 --> 00:31:46,332 Jimmy will never touch your head again, I promise. 535 00:31:46,401 --> 00:31:47,390 Thank you. 536 00:31:49,605 --> 00:31:51,766 Damn! 537 00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:55,974 Hey, babe, me and her, mostly me, I tell you! 538 00:31:56,545 --> 00:31:58,843 Come on, man, this thing heavy, dog. 539 00:31:59,948 --> 00:32:01,176 I'll take it. 540 00:32:01,383 --> 00:32:02,873 Damn, my phone's ringing. 541 00:32:02,951 --> 00:32:04,748 J.D. - What? 542 00:32:05,187 --> 00:32:06,916 Would you please back up? 543 00:32:07,556 --> 00:32:08,716 My bad. 544 00:32:08,790 --> 00:32:12,157 Thank you. I couldn't breathe. - Come on, man, get in there. 545 00:32:12,494 --> 00:32:13,756 Open the door. 546 00:32:14,396 --> 00:32:16,023 Is that that punk Jay? 547 00:32:18,767 --> 00:32:20,632 My foot! - Jay! You all right? 548 00:32:20,702 --> 00:32:22,465 Jay! Come here, you punk! 549 00:32:22,771 --> 00:32:24,671 I'm gonna get your black ass. 550 00:32:28,977 --> 00:32:30,137 Billy! 551 00:32:38,387 --> 00:32:39,376 Get up! 552 00:32:39,821 --> 00:32:40,913 Come here! 553 00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:44,183 Billy! 554 00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:50,723 What the hell are you doing, man? 555 00:32:52,434 --> 00:32:54,459 Man, you just let him get away. 556 00:32:54,670 --> 00:32:56,865 He owes me $5 from a crap game. 557 00:32:56,939 --> 00:32:58,770 I ain't paying your ass nothing! 558 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,137 What? - Billy! 559 00:33:01,276 --> 00:33:04,473 Bring your ass back over here! - Lucky I ain't got my Jordans on! 560 00:33:04,546 --> 00:33:06,810 Come on, Billy, bring your ass back over here. 561 00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:09,344 $5! 562 00:33:09,985 --> 00:33:12,681 You gonna cause a scene in public for $5? 563 00:33:12,754 --> 00:33:14,187 Man, he owes me money. 564 00:33:14,256 --> 00:33:16,850 We've got $50,000 back at the motel. 565 00:33:18,393 --> 00:33:20,953 You're gonna cause a scene for $5? 566 00:33:21,897 --> 00:33:23,125 $5? 567 00:33:23,599 --> 00:33:26,227 It ain't even about the money. It's the principle. 568 00:33:26,301 --> 00:33:28,166 What? - That's right, the principle. 569 00:33:28,236 --> 00:33:29,567 He's supposed to pay. 570 00:33:29,638 --> 00:33:33,005 This is Chi-Town's finest, and I ain't going out like no sucker. 571 00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:35,607 You ain't going out like no sucker? - No. 572 00:33:36,845 --> 00:33:39,473 You know what, player? We're gonna get caught. 573 00:33:39,781 --> 00:33:41,612 And you wanna know why? - Why? 574 00:33:41,683 --> 00:33:44,675 There's a stupid nigger in every bunch, who messes up everybody. 575 00:33:44,753 --> 00:33:46,015 You know what? 576 00:33:48,056 --> 00:33:49,717 You that dumb nigger. 577 00:33:49,791 --> 00:33:51,759 You know what? I tell you this. 578 00:33:51,827 --> 00:33:54,227 If he owed you money, you'd be chasing him, too. 579 00:33:54,296 --> 00:33:58,062 I would've whupped him last week. - Why you think I was chasing him? What.... 580 00:33:58,133 --> 00:33:59,122 Shit! 581 00:34:00,268 --> 00:34:02,327 What? Keep it moving. 582 00:34:02,804 --> 00:34:04,601 Ain't nothing to see here. 583 00:34:05,007 --> 00:34:07,407 Come on, man. I lost my head. 584 00:34:07,476 --> 00:34:10,240 But you understand, it wasn't just money. - $5, player? 585 00:34:10,312 --> 00:34:13,577 I'm telling you, they got about $15,000 or $20,000 in that ATM. 586 00:34:13,649 --> 00:34:14,638 $15,000? 587 00:34:14,716 --> 00:34:17,116 Those machines are worth more than the money in them. 588 00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:19,153 There may be a reward. - For an ATM machine? 589 00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:21,189 I wish the money in it was mine. 590 00:34:21,256 --> 00:34:25,283 I'd use that money, I'd take my girl out to a real nice dinner, like Red Lobster. 591 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,385 See, now that's upscale. 592 00:34:27,462 --> 00:34:30,488 Red Lobster is the IHOP of shellfish. That is not upscale. 593 00:34:30,565 --> 00:34:33,033 I don't hate cheese toast just 'cause I'm eating... 594 00:34:33,101 --> 00:34:35,331 scampis and shrimps and scallops and shit. 595 00:34:35,404 --> 00:34:36,769 You are truly ignorant. 596 00:34:36,838 --> 00:34:38,271 You don't know what a scallop is. 597 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:40,137 It ain't even a shellfish. 598 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,766 Did you know you get on my nerves? 599 00:34:41,843 --> 00:34:42,867 Condoms. 600 00:34:42,944 --> 00:34:45,435 Pampers if you're too late. - What's with the dogs? 601 00:34:45,514 --> 00:34:47,709 Get them dogs out of here. - You like dogs. 602 00:34:47,783 --> 00:34:49,978 Don't make me smack you. - I told you once. 603 00:34:50,052 --> 00:34:52,987 Y'all need some dogs I got this one, if you buy this one... 604 00:34:53,055 --> 00:34:55,751 you get this one half off. - Don't come back, man. 605 00:34:55,824 --> 00:34:59,385 Going home. I'm never coming in this shop again. I work for me. 606 00:35:04,599 --> 00:35:06,089 Calvin, what that boy name? 607 00:35:06,168 --> 00:35:08,534 I've told you four times, that's Ricky. 608 00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:09,694 Hold still. 609 00:35:09,771 --> 00:35:11,932 What? - What do you think you doing? 610 00:35:12,007 --> 00:35:15,101 I'm just trying to get him clean like them Gillette commercials. 611 00:35:15,177 --> 00:35:18,977 That's the problem with y'all today. Y'all don't know nothing. 612 00:35:19,047 --> 00:35:23,643 Sit up there, just watch too much TV and listen to that Jigga Ray... 613 00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,813 and all them folk up in there, hippity-hoppity nonsense... 614 00:35:26,888 --> 00:35:29,880 and don't know nothing. Let me. Sir, you mind? 615 00:35:31,126 --> 00:35:33,993 Rick, get that off there, and lean him back. 616 00:35:35,964 --> 00:35:38,125 Roots, get me a hot towel. 617 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,532 Dinka, Eddie. Dinka. 618 00:35:41,436 --> 00:35:43,700 These young boys don't know nothing. 619 00:35:44,172 --> 00:35:46,106 Let me get you lathered up here. 620 00:35:47,442 --> 00:35:49,239 Put that towel on his face. 621 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,048 Get your foam nice and lathery. 622 00:35:54,416 --> 00:35:56,543 Y'all come over here and learn something. 623 00:35:56,618 --> 00:36:00,281 You finish that up. Put that on there. Put that on the side over there. 624 00:36:00,355 --> 00:36:04,291 See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody... 625 00:36:04,359 --> 00:36:08,227 who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. 626 00:36:09,698 --> 00:36:13,759 In my day, a barber was a counselor. 627 00:36:14,136 --> 00:36:16,832 He was a fashion expert. 628 00:36:18,974 --> 00:36:21,067 A style coach. Pimp. 629 00:36:21,143 --> 00:36:22,940 Just general, all-around hustler. 630 00:36:23,011 --> 00:36:26,674 But the problem with y'all cats today... 631 00:36:27,516 --> 00:36:28,710 is that... 632 00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:31,283 you got no skill. 633 00:36:32,254 --> 00:36:34,017 No sense of history. 634 00:36:35,257 --> 00:36:38,317 And then, with a straight face... 635 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,092 got the nerve to want to be somebody. 636 00:36:41,163 --> 00:36:42,926 Want somebody to respect you. 637 00:36:42,998 --> 00:36:46,058 But it takes respect to get respect. Understand? 638 00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:48,368 See, I'm old. 639 00:36:48,804 --> 00:36:50,601 But, Lord willing... 640 00:36:51,673 --> 00:36:55,973 I'd be spared the sight of seeing everything that we worked for... 641 00:36:57,212 --> 00:36:59,009 flushed down the drain... 642 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,776 by someone who don't know no better... 643 00:37:02,284 --> 00:37:03,308 or care. 644 00:37:03,385 --> 00:37:05,785 Calvin. - Hey, baby. 645 00:37:05,854 --> 00:37:07,446 Can we talk in the back? 646 00:37:07,522 --> 00:37:10,355 That's coming right on off there. See, that's smooth. 647 00:37:10,425 --> 00:37:14,225 When he get through, his face gonna be real smooth, like Gary Coleman. 648 00:37:16,431 --> 00:37:18,365 Calvin, baby, what's going on? 649 00:37:18,466 --> 00:37:19,558 What you mean? 650 00:37:19,634 --> 00:37:23,070 Janelle called me and said that she saw Lester Wallace in here. 651 00:37:23,138 --> 00:37:25,402 Why Janelle won't stay out my business? God. 652 00:37:25,473 --> 00:37:28,636 When did you start doing business with a loan shark like him? 653 00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:30,974 Lester Wallace is not a loan shark. - Really? 654 00:37:31,046 --> 00:37:33,139 He's just a businessman from the street. 655 00:37:33,215 --> 00:37:35,809 Okay, but wait. Why was he here? 656 00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:37,476 To get a haircut. 657 00:37:37,986 --> 00:37:40,511 Calvin, Lester Wallace wears a hairpiece. 658 00:37:42,524 --> 00:37:45,857 He had to get that faded a little bit. So, I just.... 659 00:37:45,927 --> 00:37:48,623 No? All right. Come here. Let me show you something. 660 00:37:48,697 --> 00:37:52,064 I'll show you something that's gonna make you much happier. 661 00:37:58,006 --> 00:37:59,473 Check it out. 662 00:38:07,782 --> 00:38:09,374 What did you do? 663 00:38:09,784 --> 00:38:11,115 I sold the barbershop. 664 00:38:11,186 --> 00:38:13,654 You sold your father's barbershop to Lester Wallace? 665 00:38:13,722 --> 00:38:14,882 Don't, "shh" me. 666 00:38:15,557 --> 00:38:18,151 We're trying to get our recording studio started. 667 00:38:18,226 --> 00:38:20,251 Recording studio? Have you forgotten? 668 00:38:20,328 --> 00:38:22,694 You almost electrocuted yourself this morning. 669 00:38:22,764 --> 00:38:25,756 What matters is, I made this move for us. This is for us. 670 00:38:25,834 --> 00:38:27,495 Us? - Yes. 671 00:38:28,003 --> 00:38:29,095 Tell me something. 672 00:38:29,170 --> 00:38:32,037 Why is it you make all these spontaneous decisions... 673 00:38:32,107 --> 00:38:34,405 and then we got to get us out of it? 674 00:38:34,476 --> 00:38:35,465 Baby.... 675 00:38:35,677 --> 00:38:39,135 I had to do something to get the monkey off our back. That's what I did. 676 00:38:39,214 --> 00:38:42,672 But, listen. Your grandfather opened this shop. 677 00:38:42,851 --> 00:38:45,752 He handed it down to your father, who left it to you. 678 00:38:46,154 --> 00:38:50,591 And all he did was give away free haircuts. Now they want freebies. 679 00:38:51,359 --> 00:38:55,591 He let all those barbers in there use their station whenever they wanted to... 680 00:38:55,664 --> 00:38:59,361 pay rent whenever they wanted to, and we're in debt because of that. 681 00:38:59,434 --> 00:39:00,924 It's because of him. 682 00:39:01,603 --> 00:39:03,833 I'm not gonna work my ass off for that. 683 00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:05,700 Dinka. What're they saying? 684 00:39:05,774 --> 00:39:10,211 Something about a monkey coming back. But his ass has too much pressure. 685 00:39:17,686 --> 00:39:20,621 You deserve more than this. I'm trying to give you the world. 686 00:39:20,689 --> 00:39:22,714 You know what? I don't need the world. 687 00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,588 I don't need Oprah's house. 688 00:39:25,226 --> 00:39:27,854 It's not Oprah's house. It's Stedman's guesthouse... 689 00:39:27,929 --> 00:39:31,126 and it's a five-bedroom, four-and-a-half bath... 690 00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:33,565 with a Jacuzzi, pool... - Listen. 691 00:39:33,635 --> 00:39:35,398 This shop had very little debt until... 692 00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:39,270 you started spending all the money on those get-rich-quick schemes. 693 00:39:40,008 --> 00:39:43,000 It's my fault? Let me hear you say it. It's my fault? 694 00:39:43,144 --> 00:39:44,441 Well, yeah, it's your fault. 695 00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:47,276 How is it my fault, and I'm just trying to better myself? 696 00:39:47,349 --> 00:39:50,580 Wait a minute, I see what this is about. This is about you. 697 00:39:52,687 --> 00:39:54,382 Okay. - No. 698 00:39:55,824 --> 00:39:57,621 You know what? I mean, think about it. 699 00:39:57,692 --> 00:40:00,718 How could you sell this place? I met you here. 700 00:40:01,696 --> 00:40:05,291 My father used to come here every Saturday. He loved this place. 701 00:40:05,367 --> 00:40:08,530 You used to love it, too. What happened? 702 00:40:13,441 --> 00:40:16,501 You know what? This is a little too much for me right now. 703 00:40:16,578 --> 00:40:19,604 You gonna mess around and send me into premature labor. 704 00:40:19,681 --> 00:40:23,378 I can't believe you sold your father's shop. - Jennifer.... 705 00:40:32,093 --> 00:40:34,220 Still couldn't hear nothing. 706 00:40:34,829 --> 00:40:36,626 Can you help me with this shoe? 707 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,360 From the heel, dog. Let the toe go. 708 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:49,870 Pull this sock off for me, too. - Are these socks clean? 709 00:40:49,944 --> 00:40:51,969 They're my mama's socks, man. 710 00:40:52,447 --> 00:40:54,642 You know we wear the same size shoe? 711 00:40:57,419 --> 00:41:00,820 Damn. You need a Band-Aid, man. I'm going to go get that for you. 712 00:41:00,889 --> 00:41:04,325 Oh, no. Hey. I'll go get the Band-Aid. 713 00:41:04,392 --> 00:41:06,656 'Cause you can't seem to do nothing right. 714 00:41:06,728 --> 00:41:08,855 You just stay here, work on the ATM. 715 00:41:10,031 --> 00:41:12,761 Damn. I mean, man, your foot's Jacked up. 716 00:41:13,168 --> 00:41:15,159 lt isn't nothing but some dead skin. 717 00:41:15,236 --> 00:41:19,400 All I need is some cocoa butter. I can get that. Excuse me, player. 718 00:41:19,474 --> 00:41:20,771 Excuse me, dog. 719 00:41:21,376 --> 00:41:22,536 Oh, my God. - Oh, God! 720 00:41:28,249 --> 00:41:30,410 Okay, man, are we straight or what? 721 00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:39,957 Next. - Hold on, man. 722 00:41:44,299 --> 00:41:46,324 $20, man. - All right. 723 00:41:47,202 --> 00:41:50,899 Here's a little something extra for Johnnie's shoe fund. Take care. 724 00:41:54,542 --> 00:41:57,170 Hold on, player. - Wait! 725 00:41:57,312 --> 00:41:59,075 Hey, hook me up, Cal. 726 00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:01,377 See, I was next. - No, I was here earlier. 727 00:42:01,449 --> 00:42:02,973 You got any money? 728 00:42:03,051 --> 00:42:05,417 -Man, I got your money-- -See, I got money too. 729 00:42:05,487 --> 00:42:06,886 I'll do you next. 730 00:42:08,523 --> 00:42:10,923 Sit over there, fish. I'll do you next. 731 00:42:11,159 --> 00:42:12,786 Either that or go see Eddie. 732 00:42:12,861 --> 00:42:15,159 I'm busy. - I don't want to see Eddie. 733 00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:17,095 That's right. Come on. Take care. 734 00:42:17,165 --> 00:42:20,794 You know I got stuff to do, man. Get these nose hairs for me. 735 00:42:20,869 --> 00:42:22,234 Nose hairs? 736 00:42:22,437 --> 00:42:25,964 You ain't got my money, I'm going to get them ass hairs for you. 737 00:42:26,641 --> 00:42:29,804 I hear that Evander Holyfield gonna put a Red Lobster in a church. 738 00:42:29,878 --> 00:42:32,039 How is he gonna call himself a man of God? 739 00:42:32,113 --> 00:42:33,740 You know what? You're right. 740 00:42:33,815 --> 00:42:37,444 When he down there in Georgia, slinging his thing through half the state. 741 00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:40,579 I bet that you all didn't even know Jesus wasn't a Christian. 742 00:42:40,655 --> 00:42:42,088 He was a Jew. 743 00:42:42,157 --> 00:42:43,749 Hey, Jimmy. - Yo. 744 00:42:44,626 --> 00:42:47,959 Why you always throwing out random trivia, like you know everything? 745 00:42:48,029 --> 00:42:51,192 I don't think I know everything, I'm saying that being educated... 746 00:42:51,266 --> 00:42:53,461 guarantees I won't spend my life behind bars. 747 00:42:53,535 --> 00:42:56,527 That's what this is about? Me being in the pen? 748 00:42:56,604 --> 00:42:59,095 I'm just saying... - Who you talking about? 749 00:42:59,174 --> 00:43:02,905 I'm just saying, being educated means you have opportunities. 750 00:43:02,977 --> 00:43:05,605 And the rest of us are doing what? Biding our time? 751 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,841 Can you guys stop arguing for once? 752 00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:12,944 You're like a bunch of little kids. Back and forth. I'm getting a headache. 753 00:43:13,021 --> 00:43:15,182 That's cool. I'm not gonna get worked up. 754 00:43:15,256 --> 00:43:17,588 This isn't the end of the line for Jimmy James. 755 00:43:17,659 --> 00:43:18,683 Well, leave. 756 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,728 You could do a lot worse than being a barber. 757 00:43:20,795 --> 00:43:22,490 And a lot better. 758 00:43:22,564 --> 00:43:25,863 And don't hate me 'cause I'm trying to make something of myself. 759 00:43:25,934 --> 00:43:29,199 Black Picasso of the ghetto! - Barber's a respectable occupation. 760 00:43:29,270 --> 00:43:31,261 I'll have my own mural, my own shop. 761 00:43:31,339 --> 00:43:34,775 I might even take over this shop if Calvin don't give it to his son. 762 00:43:34,842 --> 00:43:38,039 Let me tell you something. You will never own a black barbershop. 763 00:43:38,112 --> 00:43:41,104 I will if I want to. - If Tony Roma can make ribs better... 764 00:43:41,182 --> 00:43:43,878 than black people, Isaac can own a black barbershop. 765 00:43:43,952 --> 00:43:45,579 Ribs better than black people? 766 00:43:45,653 --> 00:43:49,180 You want some good ribs? You should go over to C&K on 75th. 767 00:43:49,257 --> 00:43:51,987 Tony Roma boils his ribs. That is not authentic. 768 00:43:53,394 --> 00:43:55,385 No. Tony Roma's is delicious. 769 00:43:55,463 --> 00:43:57,795 You know, I don't see white or black. 770 00:43:57,865 --> 00:44:00,629 I just see red sauce on everything. 771 00:44:01,202 --> 00:44:02,533 Well, you're new here. 772 00:44:02,604 --> 00:44:04,572 He don't boil his ribs. - I like them. 773 00:44:04,639 --> 00:44:06,334 Know what? Jimmy got a point. 774 00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:08,807 Because nobody in here want to be a barber... 775 00:44:08,876 --> 00:44:10,639 for the rest of their life. 776 00:44:10,712 --> 00:44:12,873 Thank you. That's all I'm saying. 777 00:44:12,947 --> 00:44:14,278 I like cutting hair. 778 00:44:14,349 --> 00:44:18,012 Wait a minute. A barber is a craftsman. I mean, it's respectable. 779 00:44:18,086 --> 00:44:20,213 And I must admit I like it. 780 00:44:20,288 --> 00:44:22,188 So I guess I agree with Terri. 781 00:44:23,124 --> 00:44:25,388 You agree with everything Terri say. 782 00:44:25,593 --> 00:44:28,528 Watch it, Jimmy. - You a hater. 783 00:44:29,397 --> 00:44:31,456 No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 784 00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:32,993 Hey, Lamar. 785 00:44:33,501 --> 00:44:35,867 Run, nigger. Look at him go. 786 00:44:35,937 --> 00:44:37,427 Be right back. 787 00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:44,175 Hey, Lamar. Don't bring your skinny ass back. 788 00:44:47,081 --> 00:44:50,539 See that? That's why you can't have no business in the ghetto. 789 00:44:56,691 --> 00:44:58,682 You must not know me. 790 00:44:59,227 --> 00:45:01,286 Well, I'm Chi-Town's finest. 791 00:45:01,429 --> 00:45:03,522 I'll whup into you like that, boy. 792 00:45:07,435 --> 00:45:09,699 Now, I'm gonna have to poke you. 793 00:45:10,471 --> 00:45:12,268 Oh, I think I got it. 794 00:45:12,674 --> 00:45:14,608 Just give us the money. 795 00:45:19,814 --> 00:45:21,577 What's my mama's code? 796 00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,219 Thank you, cutie. 797 00:45:27,288 --> 00:45:29,779 You're welcome, my beautiful black sister. 798 00:45:31,359 --> 00:45:32,690 What's up, little man? 799 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,387 I got an announcement to make. 800 00:45:34,462 --> 00:45:35,986 I bought some more apple juice. 801 00:45:36,064 --> 00:45:38,294 And I want nobody in here to drink it. 802 00:45:38,366 --> 00:45:41,802 Have some respect and decency for other people's stuff. 803 00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:44,633 What you looking at me for? - Because I know you drank it. 804 00:45:44,706 --> 00:45:46,833 Did you see me drink it? -I don't care. 805 00:45:46,908 --> 00:45:48,842 I'm being real nice right now. 806 00:45:49,410 --> 00:45:52,277 Don't touch my apple juice, or there will be repercussions. 807 00:45:52,347 --> 00:45:55,441 You know what? Repercussion, my nuts. - Grow some. 808 00:45:55,516 --> 00:45:57,450 You hear that? 809 00:46:02,857 --> 00:46:04,222 Barbershop. 810 00:46:07,228 --> 00:46:08,525 Terri, it's Kevin. 811 00:46:09,063 --> 00:46:10,325 I'm not here. 812 00:46:10,398 --> 00:46:12,298 What? - I'm not here. 813 00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:14,294 I know you heard that. 814 00:46:15,103 --> 00:46:16,434 All right. 815 00:46:17,705 --> 00:46:20,538 Let's kill all this applause, now, because we all know... 816 00:46:20,608 --> 00:46:23,771 that she's gonna go right back to him just like she always do. 817 00:46:23,845 --> 00:46:26,336 Don't make me run these clippers up your ass. 818 00:46:26,414 --> 00:46:29,110 Might need some help with that. - She told you. 819 00:46:30,752 --> 00:46:32,242 Terri, you all right? 820 00:46:40,261 --> 00:46:41,728 I should thank you. 821 00:46:41,929 --> 00:46:42,918 For what? 822 00:46:42,997 --> 00:46:46,091 This morning, I made such a spectacle of myself. 823 00:46:47,135 --> 00:46:48,864 But your words were kind. 824 00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:52,005 I believe they were, "Stay strong, brother." 825 00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:54,968 Something like that. How much I owe you for this? 826 00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:58,102 For one brief, embarrassing moment, I chose to give up. 827 00:46:58,212 --> 00:47:00,908 But your words were just the reminder I needed. 828 00:47:01,115 --> 00:47:03,049 Perhaps insignificant to you... 829 00:47:03,117 --> 00:47:05,278 but sometimes I think... 830 00:47:05,353 --> 00:47:09,881 we are unaware of how the little things for us can be so huge for others. 831 00:47:11,192 --> 00:47:12,682 Hey, honeybun. 832 00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:15,124 Hey, boo. - This is just too much. Hi. 833 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:19,228 It's okay. Take your time. Oh, my boo. 834 00:47:20,568 --> 00:47:22,661 Anyway, I do find it amusing that the people... 835 00:47:22,737 --> 00:47:25,501 who stole my ATM will not get any money out of it. 836 00:47:25,573 --> 00:47:27,837 Oh, yeah. You can't break into those things. 837 00:47:27,909 --> 00:47:30,935 'Cause there is no money in it. It is brand new. 838 00:47:31,012 --> 00:47:33,003 It had not even been loaded yet. 839 00:47:33,181 --> 00:47:35,081 There's no money in it? 840 00:47:35,883 --> 00:47:37,544 That's a trip. - Yes. 841 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,684 How much I owe you for this? - No. Put your money away. 842 00:47:41,756 --> 00:47:44,122 You take this. This is for you. 843 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,720 Thanks, man. 844 00:47:48,496 --> 00:47:50,361 So, what you gonna do? 845 00:47:50,932 --> 00:47:55,164 I rebuild. I fix the store, and I stay right here. 846 00:47:56,237 --> 00:47:58,102 The fight must go on. 847 00:47:59,140 --> 00:48:01,438 Either that, or I go back to India. 848 00:48:01,509 --> 00:48:03,943 India? I thought you were from Pakistan. 849 00:48:04,011 --> 00:48:06,571 Heavens, no. Who would tell you such a thing? 850 00:48:06,647 --> 00:48:07,671 Jimmy. 851 00:48:07,748 --> 00:48:12,378 No, India. PunJab State. Northwest side, close to Pakistan, though. 852 00:48:12,453 --> 00:48:14,148 Thanks, man, I appreciate this. 853 00:48:14,222 --> 00:48:15,917 Your words were payment enough. 854 00:48:15,990 --> 00:48:18,185 What else can I have... - No, that's all you get. 855 00:48:18,259 --> 00:48:20,022 What about those... - No. 856 00:48:21,729 --> 00:48:25,722 Thanks for the juice, man. - You're welcome. I'll see you soon. 857 00:48:27,541 --> 00:48:29,702 Fellows, what's up? 858 00:48:29,777 --> 00:48:31,335 Got the shoes. 859 00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:32,902 Hey, Checkers. - You got them? 860 00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:34,447 You got the shoes. 861 00:48:35,282 --> 00:48:37,307 I'll show you how to play. 862 00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:42,484 I'll show you how to play some hardball! 863 00:48:42,556 --> 00:48:44,251 Y'all, look at this lady. 864 00:48:44,325 --> 00:48:46,657 Give it up! - Now you're talking! 865 00:48:47,294 --> 00:48:50,092 Come over here. You got to see this. You're missing it! 866 00:48:50,164 --> 00:48:52,894 Somebody out there doing somebody's car? 867 00:48:53,033 --> 00:48:54,466 Damn! 868 00:48:54,568 --> 00:48:57,560 She wanna be real, crack that windshield! That's what I'd do! 869 00:48:57,638 --> 00:49:01,039 I'll get you good! I'm gonna get you real good! 870 00:49:02,876 --> 00:49:05,868 Man, what kind of car is it? - Toyota Camry. 871 00:49:07,214 --> 00:49:10,377 Wait, that's a good car. I got one of them. I just bought one. 872 00:49:10,451 --> 00:49:11,440 Sick! 873 00:49:11,518 --> 00:49:12,883 What color is it? 874 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,178 Silver. 875 00:49:14,254 --> 00:49:15,881 Pimp! Player! 876 00:49:16,357 --> 00:49:17,619 That's a good color. 877 00:49:17,691 --> 00:49:21,422 It got a chrome rocker panel? 878 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,090 That's my car! 879 00:49:30,671 --> 00:49:34,664 What the hell you doing? That's my car! Stop hitting on my car! 880 00:49:34,742 --> 00:49:36,369 This is Malcolm Brown's car. 881 00:49:36,443 --> 00:49:38,673 Put the bat down! I don't know Bobby Brown! 882 00:49:38,746 --> 00:49:41,010 Leave my car alone! Stop hitting my car! 883 00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:43,311 Stop it! Put the bat down! 884 00:49:43,384 --> 00:49:46,683 This ain't Malcolm Brown car? - This ain't no Malcolm Brown. 885 00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:48,312 I just bought it! 886 00:49:48,389 --> 00:49:50,186 It look like Malcolm Brown car. 887 00:49:50,257 --> 00:49:53,158 Lady, I don't care what it look like! It's my car. 888 00:49:53,927 --> 00:49:56,088 Wait a minute. This ain't Malcolm's car? 889 00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:58,131 Fuck! Who the hell is Malcolm Brown? 890 00:49:58,198 --> 00:50:01,224 Damn. Well, my bad. 891 00:50:01,769 --> 00:50:03,703 Your what? What you say? 892 00:50:03,904 --> 00:50:04,893 Your bad? 893 00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:09,073 I hope I never make a woman that angry. 894 00:50:12,112 --> 00:50:13,204 Hey, Ricky. 895 00:50:14,448 --> 00:50:15,506 What's up? 896 00:50:17,818 --> 00:50:19,911 I'm feeling to go get some fish. 897 00:50:20,454 --> 00:50:21,648 So, Ricky... 898 00:50:21,955 --> 00:50:26,688 what advice can you offer a guy like me on the art of wooing women? 899 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:27,986 On what? 900 00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:30,490 You know, getting the hookup... 901 00:50:30,564 --> 00:50:35,160 the digits, the skins, ill nana, snappy nappy, oochie wallie? 902 00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:37,560 Yo, just be yourself. 903 00:50:38,605 --> 00:50:42,166 I'm big-boned, Rick, hefty, rotund. 904 00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:44,470 There's too much of myself to go around. 905 00:50:44,545 --> 00:50:47,207 Hold it. There's plenty of fat brothers pulling good ass. 906 00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:50,148 Look at Biggie, Heavy D. 907 00:50:50,217 --> 00:50:52,708 They were world-famous rappers. 908 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,513 I, on the other hand, am an overweight barber from West Africa... 909 00:50:57,758 --> 00:50:59,749 with a fondness for poetry. 910 00:51:00,194 --> 00:51:03,391 Attitude will put you on. Confidence. 911 00:51:03,764 --> 00:51:04,753 Okay. 912 00:51:05,132 --> 00:51:09,660 She got to know that, at a moment's notice, you know, you will not hesitate... 913 00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:12,102 to put the pimp hand down on Jesus himself... 914 00:51:12,172 --> 00:51:15,073 if he ever made the mistake of disrespecting her. 915 00:51:17,311 --> 00:51:20,371 How you think Captain Kirk got all that booty? 916 00:51:26,153 --> 00:51:27,245 Yes! 917 00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:30,447 Thank you, brother! 918 00:51:30,991 --> 00:51:32,151 Put me down. 919 00:51:37,030 --> 00:51:39,055 Hey, Calvin. - What's up man? 920 00:51:39,299 --> 00:51:40,664 Got them shoes! 921 00:51:41,568 --> 00:51:43,399 I was just looking at these! 922 00:52:03,357 --> 00:52:05,450 How are you doing, Mr. Wallace? 923 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:07,256 This is Calvin. 924 00:52:07,828 --> 00:52:11,127 You think it'd be all right if I come through there and talk to you? 925 00:52:12,566 --> 00:52:15,899 First thing I'm gonna do, get a tattoo. 926 00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:19,003 Say, "Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug." 927 00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:25,611 Matter of fact, I'm going to get myself a Bentley with some 20s on it. 928 00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:27,943 That's what I'm going to do. Thanks to you. 929 00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:33,476 I'm going to get some 25s. 930 00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:37,019 And you the reason why. That's what I'm going to do. 931 00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:43,762 You wanna act like you ain't giving it up, but I'm going to get that, just like I got you. 932 00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:45,991 And you better have my money. 933 00:52:49,870 --> 00:52:51,497 Oh, no! 934 00:53:00,814 --> 00:53:02,042 Help me! 935 00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:05,718 Somebody help me! 936 00:53:05,786 --> 00:53:08,414 Damn! Open this door! 937 00:53:08,722 --> 00:53:11,486 Who is it? - It's the manager! Open this door! 938 00:53:11,658 --> 00:53:14,024 What's going on up in there? - Nothing. 939 00:53:14,094 --> 00:53:16,961 What you mean, nothing? What the hell is that smell? 940 00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:19,999 I got diarrhea. - Diarrhea? If you done messed up... 941 00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:22,228 How come you up here like you the police? 942 00:53:22,302 --> 00:53:25,760 If you done messed up this room... - Ain't nobody messed up your room. 943 00:53:25,839 --> 00:53:27,534 You better open up this door! 944 00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:30,270 Diarrhea, my ass. I ain't got to worry about you. 945 00:53:30,344 --> 00:53:34,041 Why are your keys Jingling out there? Come in this room and see what happens. 946 00:53:34,114 --> 00:53:35,581 I'm calling the cops! 947 00:53:35,649 --> 00:53:37,674 Call the cops, then. - You better... 948 00:53:37,751 --> 00:53:39,685 See how you like it when the cops come. 949 00:53:39,753 --> 00:53:43,052 Wait a minute. I take that back! Don't do that. Come back! 950 00:53:43,257 --> 00:53:44,246 Damn! 951 00:53:45,092 --> 00:53:47,117 I'm calling the cops on you two! 952 00:53:55,869 --> 00:53:57,131 What the hell? 953 00:53:57,204 --> 00:53:58,364 Put it down. 954 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:01,705 Watch your toes. 955 00:54:08,181 --> 00:54:10,615 All right, this is what we going to do. 956 00:54:10,684 --> 00:54:12,914 I'm going to take this to my grandmama's house. 957 00:54:12,986 --> 00:54:15,580 And I want you to see what the word on the street is. 958 00:54:15,656 --> 00:54:19,057 Just hang out at the barbershop. You sure you can handle that? 959 00:54:19,793 --> 00:54:22,057 Do I have to draw you a picture? - No. 960 00:54:23,563 --> 00:54:27,397 But can I go change my drawers first? Because they sticking to me. 961 00:54:27,634 --> 00:54:28,862 Yeah. - Thank you. 962 00:54:28,935 --> 00:54:32,302 But when you're at the barbershop, you keep your mouth shut. 963 00:54:33,307 --> 00:54:36,071 I want you to be inconspicuous. 964 00:54:36,476 --> 00:54:39,104 The Panthers, you got to give it up to them... 965 00:54:39,179 --> 00:54:41,704 Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson... 966 00:54:41,782 --> 00:54:44,410 and you got to give it up to Rosa Parks, period. 967 00:54:44,484 --> 00:54:47,612 Because they was deep, and they was on the front line in the '60s. 968 00:54:47,688 --> 00:54:50,418 Who the hell is Rosa Parks? - Who's Rosa Parks? 969 00:54:50,490 --> 00:54:53,357 She's only the founder of the modern civil rights movement. 970 00:54:53,427 --> 00:54:57,056 'Cause she sat her ass down on the bus? - Come on, you know who she is. 971 00:54:57,130 --> 00:54:58,529 Man, she was tired. 972 00:54:58,598 --> 00:55:01,362 That's what you do when you tired. You sit your ass down. 973 00:55:01,435 --> 00:55:05,462 I sat on a bus and got thrown in Jail, and ain't hear from nobody in a whole week. 974 00:55:05,539 --> 00:55:07,837 Laptops, computers, ceiling cleaners. 975 00:55:07,908 --> 00:55:09,808 I done told you twice. - Come on. 976 00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:12,606 You know what? He need to hear this. You sit down. 977 00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:14,874 You sit down. You need to hear this, too. 978 00:55:14,948 --> 00:55:16,347 Sit down, Rayford. 979 00:55:17,517 --> 00:55:20,748 I probably wouldn't say this in front of white folk. 980 00:55:20,821 --> 00:55:22,914 But in front of y'all, I'll speak my mind. 981 00:55:22,989 --> 00:55:26,083 Rosa Parks ain't do nothing... 982 00:55:26,159 --> 00:55:28,787 but sit her black ass down. 983 00:55:28,862 --> 00:55:31,023 No, Eddie, you're wrong. 984 00:55:31,131 --> 00:55:34,259 Hold on, now, Seinfeld. 985 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:35,733 You might learn something now. 986 00:55:35,802 --> 00:55:38,965 I'm gonna give her just due for what she did. 987 00:55:39,039 --> 00:55:41,439 Her act led to the movement and everything... 988 00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:43,942 but she damn sure ain't special. 989 00:55:44,010 --> 00:55:48,071 It was a whole lot of black folk sat down on buses... 990 00:55:48,148 --> 00:55:52,676 and they got thrown in Jail, and they did it way before Rosa did! 991 00:55:52,753 --> 00:55:55,017 Only difference between them and her... 992 00:55:55,088 --> 00:55:58,148 is that she was a secretary at the NAACCP... 993 00:55:58,258 --> 00:56:02,422 and she know Martin Luther King, and they got a lot of publicity. 994 00:56:02,629 --> 00:56:05,530 To me it sound like you got a little haterism in your game. 995 00:56:05,599 --> 00:56:10,127 Like hell! This ain't no hateration, or no holleration in this dancery, okay? 996 00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:14,867 What I'm saying is, is that black people need to stop lying. 997 00:56:15,575 --> 00:56:19,272 There's three things that black people need to tell the truth about. 998 00:56:19,446 --> 00:56:22,244 One, Rodney King should have got his ass beat... 999 00:56:22,315 --> 00:56:25,307 for driving drunk and being pulled over in a Hyundai. 1000 00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:27,444 Two, O.J. did it. 1001 00:56:27,521 --> 00:56:29,921 O.J. did it? Oh, man! 1002 00:56:29,990 --> 00:56:33,585 And three, Rosa Parks ain't do nothing but sit her black ass down. 1003 00:56:34,027 --> 00:56:35,756 That's right! I said it! 1004 00:56:37,597 --> 00:56:41,192 I'm going to back you up on that, 'cause he was on the bus back in the day. 1005 00:56:41,268 --> 00:56:42,860 And he on the bus now. 1006 00:56:43,336 --> 00:56:45,861 Not only is what you're saying not true... 1007 00:56:46,006 --> 00:56:49,999 it's wrong and disrespectful for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way. 1008 00:56:50,110 --> 00:56:51,702 Wait. Hold on here. 1009 00:56:51,778 --> 00:56:54,770 Is this a barbershop? - Yes, it is. 1010 00:56:55,916 --> 00:56:58,578 I mean, if we can't talk straight in a barbershop... 1011 00:56:58,652 --> 00:57:01,052 then where can we talk straight? Nowhere else. 1012 00:57:01,121 --> 00:57:04,613 You know, this ain't nothing but healthy conversation. That's all. 1013 00:57:04,691 --> 00:57:06,181 Tearing Rosa Parks down? 1014 00:57:06,259 --> 00:57:09,194 There ain't nobody exempt in a barbershop! You know that. 1015 00:57:09,262 --> 00:57:13,494 You can talk about whoever and whatever, whenever you want to in a barbershop. 1016 00:57:13,967 --> 00:57:15,832 You know you wrong, keep on walking. 1017 00:57:15,902 --> 00:57:19,463 You're walking by yourself. I ain't with you. I'll tell you one thing. 1018 00:57:19,539 --> 00:57:23,134 You better not never let Jesse Jackson hear you talking like that. 1019 00:57:24,878 --> 00:57:26,641 Man, fuck Jesse Jackson! 1020 00:57:32,419 --> 00:57:36,014 Jesse, Randy, Tito, Freddie, Action, I'll take them all on! 1021 00:57:37,190 --> 00:57:38,623 That's what I got to say! 1022 00:57:38,692 --> 00:57:40,717 Man, I love this place. 1023 00:57:40,894 --> 00:57:43,124 To make that paper, you see what I'm saying? 1024 00:57:43,196 --> 00:57:45,255 Man, you got to have it with you. 1025 00:57:45,332 --> 00:57:47,766 What's up, man? Where you going? 1026 00:57:47,868 --> 00:57:51,065 You can't just walk past me like you don't see me. 1027 00:57:51,738 --> 00:57:53,433 I'm talking to you, dog! 1028 00:57:53,507 --> 00:57:57,466 You can't just walk past me like that. What, you Magic Juan or something? 1029 00:57:58,345 --> 00:58:00,677 Is Mr. Wallace in there? - He here. 1030 00:58:00,981 --> 00:58:02,972 I lead. You follow. 1031 00:58:05,218 --> 00:58:06,617 Okay, lead. 1032 00:58:07,854 --> 00:58:10,345 Two steps, motherfucker, two steps. 1033 00:58:11,057 --> 00:58:12,285 You know, Calvin... 1034 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:18,127 I have never come across anybody just wanting to give me my money back. 1035 00:58:19,432 --> 00:58:21,161 The whole thing, frankly... 1036 00:58:22,168 --> 00:58:23,965 vexes me, to be honest. 1037 00:58:24,204 --> 00:58:29,164 I swear to God, I'm not trying to vex you. I don't even know what that mean. 1038 00:58:29,242 --> 00:58:32,211 All I'm saying is, I done had a change of heart. 1039 00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:34,611 I had all day to think about it. 1040 00:58:36,016 --> 00:58:39,850 If I'm going to lose my shop, I just don't want to lose it this way. 1041 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,581 Which way is that? 1042 00:58:46,026 --> 00:58:50,360 My money ain't good enough for you? I'm just some old street doo-doo, is that it? 1043 00:58:50,430 --> 00:58:53,058 You walk your black ass into some white man's bank... 1044 00:58:53,133 --> 00:58:56,660 and you'll find out that I'm the only friend you got. 1045 00:58:58,939 --> 00:59:01,965 On the subJect of the money I gave you this morning... 1046 00:59:02,108 --> 00:59:05,600 the money is yours, the shop is mine. 1047 00:59:08,548 --> 00:59:12,712 But I'd be willing to call off the whole deal... 1048 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:17,055 if you were to get me my money by, say... 1049 00:59:18,158 --> 00:59:19,386 7:00. 1050 00:59:21,728 --> 00:59:25,858 No problem. I could do better than that. Give it to you right now. 1051 00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:31,962 $40,000. 1052 00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:36,067 But you only gave me $20,000. 1053 00:59:37,143 --> 00:59:38,474 That's double. 1054 00:59:40,013 --> 00:59:42,846 You expect me to pay you double by 7:00? 1055 00:59:44,317 --> 00:59:46,012 Come on, Mr. Wallace. 1056 00:59:46,219 --> 00:59:47,743 Get out of my office. 1057 00:59:54,594 --> 00:59:58,155 Here go your money back. I'm putting it right here on the table for you. 1058 00:59:58,231 --> 01:00:01,200 I'm sorry about any misunderstanding, or... 1059 01:00:01,534 --> 01:00:04,992 if I led you on in any kind of way, I'm sorry... 1060 01:00:05,071 --> 01:00:07,596 but I can't sell my shop to you. 1061 01:00:18,818 --> 01:00:20,843 You forgot something. - That's not mine. 1062 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,821 What you mean? - I don't want it. You keep it. 1063 01:00:23,890 --> 01:00:26,916 You going to take this money. How you gonna renege? 1064 01:00:26,993 --> 01:00:28,153 You keep it! 1065 01:00:30,764 --> 01:00:32,493 No, man, you keep it! 1066 01:00:32,565 --> 01:00:34,362 You forgot something! 1067 01:00:35,101 --> 01:00:38,662 Take this money! - I don't want it! 1068 01:00:39,072 --> 01:00:42,098 Do I look like Barry Sanders? Do I look like Lawrence Taylor? 1069 01:00:42,175 --> 01:00:45,110 I don't want it! - Shut up! I got a Job to do! 1070 01:00:45,178 --> 01:00:47,339 And you ain't allowing me to do it. 1071 01:00:47,447 --> 01:00:48,846 Come on. Hold on. 1072 01:00:53,486 --> 01:00:54,578 Damn! 1073 01:01:00,393 --> 01:01:04,659 What the hell is wrong with you? Got me running all over the goddamn place. 1074 01:01:06,266 --> 01:01:09,497 This money's yours. You hear me? 1075 01:01:10,537 --> 01:01:11,526 Yeah. 1076 01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:23,214 My grandmama home. 1077 01:01:23,883 --> 01:01:26,647 Girl, you got a great future behind you. 1078 01:01:32,325 --> 01:01:34,020 Oh, shit! 1079 01:01:58,785 --> 01:02:00,047 What the fuck? 1080 01:02:11,664 --> 01:02:13,791 What the hell am I gonna do? 1081 01:02:23,910 --> 01:02:25,172 6-0-5.... 1082 01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:30,182 613, we've got a 10-1 at 81st and Corrigan. 1083 01:02:32,552 --> 01:02:34,850 That's us, man. Come on, we got to go. 1084 01:02:34,921 --> 01:02:36,786 Forget about the cash. 1085 01:02:37,056 --> 01:02:39,081 You got to buy lunch. I don't have any money. 1086 01:02:39,159 --> 01:02:40,387 Let's go. 1087 01:02:57,677 --> 01:02:59,406 The machine broke, y'all! 1088 01:03:02,015 --> 01:03:03,846 I said, the machine broke! 1089 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,160 Wait, I'm sorry I messed up your flowers and everything. 1090 01:03:19,332 --> 01:03:20,924 They were real pretty. 1091 01:03:23,603 --> 01:03:24,968 You talking to me? 1092 01:03:25,038 --> 01:03:27,336 You the only one standing here, right? 1093 01:03:27,607 --> 01:03:30,371 Yes, this is true. 1094 01:03:31,945 --> 01:03:33,572 And the card... 1095 01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:37,213 what it said, it was pretty, too. 1096 01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:40,119 You wrote that yourself? 1097 01:03:40,286 --> 01:03:41,344 No. 1098 01:03:42,188 --> 01:03:44,884 Actually, that's a love poem... 1099 01:03:45,525 --> 01:03:47,789 by a man named Pablo Neruda. 1100 01:03:49,963 --> 01:03:51,487 He knows what to say. 1101 01:03:54,534 --> 01:03:56,559 Got me feeling all gentle. 1102 01:04:40,847 --> 01:04:44,647 So, Terri, I know you have a boyfriend and everything. 1103 01:04:45,518 --> 01:04:48,351 But, you know... 1104 01:04:49,055 --> 01:04:50,682 I was wondering... 1105 01:04:50,757 --> 01:04:53,817 maybe we could, you... - Kevin. 1106 01:04:54,527 --> 01:04:55,687 Brother K. 1107 01:04:59,132 --> 01:05:01,623 Hey, baby. Excuse me, brother. 1108 01:05:05,538 --> 01:05:07,199 These are for you. 1109 01:05:09,509 --> 01:05:10,874 We need to talk. 1110 01:05:11,077 --> 01:05:12,704 Hold on a second, baby. 1111 01:05:12,845 --> 01:05:15,541 Super-Size-Me Mandela, you wanna get up off my neck? 1112 01:05:15,615 --> 01:05:17,173 Hold on a second, baby. 1113 01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:19,411 What, you don't understand English? 1114 01:05:20,787 --> 01:05:21,879 Stop. 1115 01:05:23,089 --> 01:05:24,613 Be gone, Mandingo. - Kevin. 1116 01:05:24,691 --> 01:05:26,318 I'm talking to my lady. 1117 01:05:28,728 --> 01:05:31,322 Can you believe Shaka-Zulu? - Listen! 1118 01:05:31,931 --> 01:05:33,728 I need to say something. 1119 01:05:35,101 --> 01:05:38,662 All right, I don't know exactly what I'm trying to say, but... 1120 01:05:39,205 --> 01:05:41,070 I love you. - Bullshit. 1121 01:05:41,374 --> 01:05:42,864 You know that. 1122 01:05:44,143 --> 01:05:46,475 Everybody up in here knows this. 1123 01:05:46,746 --> 01:05:50,978 So look, why don't we just go outside... 1124 01:05:53,553 --> 01:05:55,282 talk about this? 1125 01:05:56,389 --> 01:05:57,413 Come on. 1126 01:06:07,734 --> 01:06:08,792 No. 1127 01:06:09,202 --> 01:06:11,033 I can't do this no more. - Do what? 1128 01:06:11,104 --> 01:06:13,197 This. Us. This game. 1129 01:06:13,272 --> 01:06:14,864 I ain't playing games, baby. 1130 01:06:14,941 --> 01:06:16,670 Let's just move on. 1131 01:06:17,276 --> 01:06:20,074 So, what, you just gonna break up with me? 1132 01:06:22,815 --> 01:06:24,612 You're breaking up with me? 1133 01:06:25,318 --> 01:06:27,479 I mean, come on, baby. Look at you. 1134 01:06:27,687 --> 01:06:30,212 You ain't even all that fine. You just average. 1135 01:06:30,289 --> 01:06:32,416 I didn't mind 'cause you was good in bed. 1136 01:06:32,492 --> 01:06:35,017 You do that thing. But I can find better. 1137 01:06:36,696 --> 01:06:38,960 I didn't mean that. See, I want you. 1138 01:06:43,636 --> 01:06:44,728 You are... 1139 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:47,097 sorry. 1140 01:06:47,173 --> 01:06:49,038 You're so sorry. 1141 01:06:50,109 --> 01:06:52,100 Leave. Get out. 1142 01:06:52,378 --> 01:06:54,471 Don't put your finger in my... - Leave. 1143 01:06:54,547 --> 01:06:57,141 I do want... - Out! Clown! 1144 01:07:04,357 --> 01:07:06,154 Gonna get my blade. 1145 01:07:09,962 --> 01:07:11,793 Cut me somebody up in here. 1146 01:07:15,501 --> 01:07:17,230 That's a safari punch! 1147 01:07:19,505 --> 01:07:20,995 Get him on out of here. 1148 01:07:21,074 --> 01:07:23,804 I'm gonna call your mom and tell her what happened! 1149 01:07:23,876 --> 01:07:25,605 Dinka, boma ye! 1150 01:07:27,346 --> 01:07:29,337 Fool almost messed up my part. 1151 01:08:01,747 --> 01:08:03,146 Damn! 1152 01:08:13,659 --> 01:08:15,524 Ray-Ray? - It's me. 1153 01:08:15,595 --> 01:08:19,292 They said you was working in the street. I didn't know you was cleaning them! 1154 01:08:19,365 --> 01:08:21,265 What you got? - Nothing. 1155 01:08:21,567 --> 01:08:23,558 Do you and nothing need a ride? - Yeah. 1156 01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:25,995 Bring that nothing on. Come on. 1157 01:08:30,576 --> 01:08:33,443 Can you see all right? I'll watch out on this side. 1158 01:08:33,813 --> 01:08:35,110 Just right around the corner. 1159 01:08:36,582 --> 01:08:39,210 Thanks. - Okay, you take care, now. 1160 01:08:39,285 --> 01:08:41,947 Good to have you here in Chicago. Welcome to the Bulls. 1161 01:08:42,021 --> 01:08:44,114 Michael who? 1162 01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:46,454 See you on Sports Center. - See y'all soon. 1163 01:08:46,526 --> 01:08:49,324 If he can't be the best, he can go to hell, too. 1164 01:08:50,530 --> 01:08:52,122 They're going be good. 1165 01:08:54,634 --> 01:08:56,659 What the hell is you looking at? 1166 01:08:56,936 --> 01:08:58,164 I'm curious, man. 1167 01:08:58,237 --> 01:09:01,035 I've been getting my hair cut here since I was a kid. 1168 01:09:01,107 --> 01:09:03,575 And I ain't never seen nobody in your chair. 1169 01:09:03,643 --> 01:09:06,612 I got plenty of customers. You just come on the wrong day. 1170 01:09:06,679 --> 01:09:09,671 That's Monday to Saturday, except Sunday, when we're closed. 1171 01:09:09,749 --> 01:09:11,273 Don't worry, Booker T. 1172 01:09:11,817 --> 01:09:15,344 You think you could hook me up like lverson? 'Cause that's my dog. 1173 01:09:15,421 --> 01:09:17,480 Fade away, boo-yah! 1174 01:09:17,857 --> 01:09:20,917 What you laughing at? - Don't hate on me 'cause you a sellout. 1175 01:09:20,993 --> 01:09:23,427 I didn't hear that. - You heard me, "Bourgie" Banton. 1176 01:09:23,496 --> 01:09:26,556 You got the black girlfriend, the ride, and I'm a sell-out? 1177 01:09:26,632 --> 01:09:29,396 You're nothing but a minstrel show turned on its ear. 1178 01:09:29,468 --> 01:09:33,063 Al Jolson in a FUBU hat. Blackface for the new millennium. 1179 01:09:33,139 --> 01:09:36,973 You think you could hook me up with your black girlfriend, white girlfriends... 1180 01:09:37,043 --> 01:09:39,978 With your higher education, how come you only talk about me? 1181 01:09:40,046 --> 01:09:43,482 'Cause you don't belong here. The white barbershop is uptown. 1182 01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:46,746 You know what l think? You wish you were me. 1183 01:09:46,986 --> 01:09:50,114 You wish you had my fly-ass girlfriend and my pimped-out ride. 1184 01:09:50,189 --> 01:09:53,852 Man, you even wish you had my clothes, my style, my walk. 1185 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:58,590 Why you think my fly-ass girl ain't with you? 'Cause your little bitch ass can't compete. 1186 01:09:58,664 --> 01:10:01,997 I got news for you, white boy. You're not black. 1187 01:10:02,068 --> 01:10:06,368 I'm blacker than you, and in your best day, you could never be me. 1188 01:10:07,506 --> 01:10:10,304 -You gonna take that? -Turn it up like this. 1189 01:10:23,222 --> 01:10:25,087 Come on! What you got on me? 1190 01:11:19,512 --> 01:11:21,537 Come on, what you gonna give me for it? 1191 01:11:21,614 --> 01:11:23,741 Man, that piece of Junk barely run. 1192 01:11:24,050 --> 01:11:25,039 It run. 1193 01:11:25,651 --> 01:11:29,451 It's the hottest thing on the street. All the youngsters asking me about it. 1194 01:11:29,522 --> 01:11:30,819 Cutlass Sierra? 1195 01:11:31,023 --> 01:11:35,221 All it need is a little paint and a tune-up, 'cause it backfires just about that much. 1196 01:11:35,294 --> 01:11:38,593 A little? Man, every time you go home, I think I'm in a drive-by. 1197 01:11:38,664 --> 01:11:42,327 I can't put that on my lot, man. I got a reputation to think about. 1198 01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:45,159 Understand? 1199 01:11:46,005 --> 01:11:47,632 No, I don't understand. 1200 01:11:48,974 --> 01:11:49,941 Lunch? 1201 01:11:51,844 --> 01:11:53,106 Thanks. 1202 01:11:53,245 --> 01:11:54,906 I got that plate number. 1203 01:11:56,449 --> 01:12:01,011 Also, there were a bunch of people lined up at an ATM outside Poppy's Liquor Mart. 1204 01:12:01,087 --> 01:12:02,076 So? 1205 01:12:02,154 --> 01:12:04,554 It just showed up, and then it was gone. 1206 01:12:06,058 --> 01:12:08,026 Let's go. Come on. 1207 01:12:08,294 --> 01:12:11,195 I heard, on BET, we supposed to make some money. 1208 01:12:11,530 --> 01:12:14,727 Black people supposed to be getting some money called reparations. 1209 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,734 Everybody here would love to get a handout. 1210 01:12:16,802 --> 01:12:20,533 lf they handing it out, I won't turn down nothing but my collar. 1211 01:12:22,007 --> 01:12:25,067 Not everybody think reparations is a good idea, dog. 1212 01:12:25,144 --> 01:12:26,441 It's stupid. 1213 01:12:26,512 --> 01:12:27,979 I'm surprised to hear that. 1214 01:12:28,047 --> 01:12:31,346 I figured you'd make a case for how slavery got y'all oppressed... 1215 01:12:31,417 --> 01:12:33,749 how the white man got his foot on your neck. 1216 01:12:33,819 --> 01:12:36,413 Giving out money wouldn't do nothing. Look at Hammer. 1217 01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:39,458 That boy ain't doing nothing but infomercials for bad credit. 1218 01:12:39,525 --> 01:12:41,288 Slavery, it ruined my whole life. 1219 01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:44,022 I don't know what y'all say, I ain't taking reparations. 1220 01:12:44,096 --> 01:12:46,860 As a black man, I got my pride and my dignity. 1221 01:12:47,533 --> 01:12:50,195 That's bull. You know why? Because you got bills. 1222 01:12:50,269 --> 01:12:52,499 Your brothers ain't letting no money get by. 1223 01:12:52,571 --> 01:12:54,801 Next, you'll talk about how Jews got money... 1224 01:12:54,874 --> 01:12:58,037 Jews didn't get money, the Holocaust survivors got the money. 1225 01:12:58,110 --> 01:13:00,806 Look, we had welfare and affirmative action. 1226 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:04,008 Is that not respirations? Is that respirations? 1227 01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:05,846 That is respiration. 1228 01:13:10,623 --> 01:13:11,715 Shit! 1229 01:13:22,701 --> 01:13:26,228 Well I think every black person should at least get $100,000. 1230 01:13:26,305 --> 01:13:28,205 What do you think that's gonna do? 1231 01:13:28,274 --> 01:13:33,007 That won't do nothing but make Cadillac number-one dealership in the country. 1232 01:13:41,153 --> 01:13:45,112 Everywhere you look, there's opportunity. You know what I mean? 1233 01:13:45,191 --> 01:13:48,024 I had this opportunity to get this Job last month. 1234 01:13:48,894 --> 01:13:51,692 This crack-ass cracker going to tell me I need a diploma. 1235 01:13:51,764 --> 01:13:55,097 Now, right there, that's racism, that's classism, that's eroticism. 1236 01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:57,692 Man, come on, I'm talking 'bout "isms" up and... 1237 01:13:57,770 --> 01:14:00,534 We don't need reparations. All right? We need restraint. 1238 01:14:00,606 --> 01:14:01,937 Restraint? - Restraint. 1239 01:14:02,007 --> 01:14:03,497 Some discipline. - Whatever. 1240 01:14:03,576 --> 01:14:06,773 Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you living with your mama. 1241 01:14:06,846 --> 01:14:08,404 And pay your mama some rent. 1242 01:14:09,048 --> 01:14:13,883 And can we please try and teach our kids something other than a Chronic album? 1243 01:14:13,953 --> 01:14:16,080 And, please, black people, be on time... 1244 01:14:16,155 --> 01:14:19,022 for something other than "free before 11:00" at the club. 1245 01:14:19,091 --> 01:14:20,490 Drink to that, baby. 1246 01:14:20,559 --> 01:14:25,189 You know what? That was a passionate and surprisingly well-articulated argument. 1247 01:14:25,264 --> 01:14:27,289 You mocking me? - Not at all, sir. 1248 01:14:27,366 --> 01:14:29,891 I'm actually.... I applaud your virtuosity. 1249 01:14:29,969 --> 01:14:32,199 You know what, schoolboy? For your information... 1250 01:14:32,271 --> 01:14:34,239 a scallop is a shellfish. 1251 01:14:34,306 --> 01:14:35,864 No, I'm afraid it isn't. 1252 01:14:35,941 --> 01:14:37,465 No, I'm afraid it is. 1253 01:14:37,877 --> 01:14:39,310 Because it's a mollusk. 1254 01:14:39,378 --> 01:14:41,346 Before it comes to your dinner plate... 1255 01:14:41,413 --> 01:14:44,644 it got two shells wrapped around it, just like a clam. 1256 01:14:46,252 --> 01:14:47,241 Stupid. 1257 01:14:47,386 --> 01:14:48,785 College boy. 1258 01:14:51,557 --> 01:14:52,785 Hey, Grandma. 1259 01:14:53,259 --> 01:14:54,692 It's me, J.D. 1260 01:14:54,827 --> 01:14:57,125 Thelma's son. Your grandson! 1261 01:14:57,796 --> 01:14:59,161 J.D. 1262 01:14:59,231 --> 01:15:00,528 Grandma. 1263 01:15:01,534 --> 01:15:03,502 Nigga never come to see me. 1264 01:15:03,602 --> 01:15:07,094 Grandma, did you say something? - Grandma don't see or hear too good. 1265 01:15:07,172 --> 01:15:09,538 Okay. - You want something to eat, baby? 1266 01:15:09,608 --> 01:15:12,941 No, that's okay, Grandma. I'm going be out back at the tool shed. 1267 01:15:13,012 --> 01:15:15,173 All right. I'll see you in. 1268 01:15:26,592 --> 01:15:27,889 Oh, yeah. 1269 01:15:30,729 --> 01:15:32,890 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 1270 01:15:37,102 --> 01:15:40,265 Get this phone from me, two for one. - The last one didn't work. 1271 01:15:40,339 --> 01:15:43,831 Listen to me, baby, check it out. - Ray! What you doing? 1272 01:15:43,909 --> 01:15:45,467 Selling my phones, man. 1273 01:15:45,544 --> 01:15:48,411 How many times I told you not to come in here soliciting? 1274 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,971 Come on, man, Cal, I'm just selling my phones, man. 1275 01:15:51,050 --> 01:15:54,213 What's wrong with you? Are you retarded? - What's up man? 1276 01:15:54,286 --> 01:15:56,413 Are you stupid, simple or slow? Which one? 1277 01:15:56,488 --> 01:15:57,477 None of that. 1278 01:15:57,556 --> 01:16:00,218 You come back in here. I'm going to call the police. 1279 01:16:00,292 --> 01:16:02,556 Hold up. What you mean, call the police? 1280 01:16:02,628 --> 01:16:05,392 How you going do that to me? I been coming here for years. 1281 01:16:05,464 --> 01:16:07,022 Everything you needed I got for you. 1282 01:16:07,099 --> 01:16:09,829 When the air conditioner broke, who brought the Freon? Me. 1283 01:16:09,902 --> 01:16:12,928 What about when Eddie had tax problems? I got him a new social. 1284 01:16:13,005 --> 01:16:14,302 Not you. Me. 1285 01:16:14,406 --> 01:16:16,306 I'm part of this shop, too, man. 1286 01:16:16,408 --> 01:16:18,672 I don't want to hear that. - What's up, man? 1287 01:16:18,744 --> 01:16:22,441 Get out of here, man. - You ain't right, Calvin, you ain't right, man. 1288 01:16:23,215 --> 01:16:25,683 I don't want him back in the shop no more. 1289 01:16:25,751 --> 01:16:27,548 Don't buy nothing from him. 1290 01:16:48,007 --> 01:16:52,205 What was that thing all about in there? You know that boy don't want no trouble. 1291 01:16:52,277 --> 01:16:54,438 He ain't going to cause no problem around here. 1292 01:16:54,513 --> 01:16:56,242 I messed up, Eddie. 1293 01:16:57,149 --> 01:16:58,707 I messed up bad. 1294 01:16:58,784 --> 01:17:00,308 Yeah? - Yeah. 1295 01:17:00,386 --> 01:17:01,751 What did you do? 1296 01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:03,412 Can't get it up? 1297 01:17:04,189 --> 01:17:06,589 The Viagra ain't working for you? 1298 01:17:10,963 --> 01:17:12,555 I lost the shop. 1299 01:17:13,866 --> 01:17:16,460 I actually sold it to Lester Wallace. 1300 01:17:17,069 --> 01:17:20,937 I just realized today that this was something worth saving. 1301 01:17:23,108 --> 01:17:24,575 Worth saving? 1302 01:17:28,147 --> 01:17:31,878 This ain't no goddamn school of the blind, Calvin. 1303 01:17:33,585 --> 01:17:35,519 This is the barbershop! 1304 01:17:37,623 --> 01:17:40,023 The place where a black man means something! 1305 01:17:40,092 --> 01:17:41,923 Cornerstone of neighborhood! 1306 01:17:42,795 --> 01:17:44,660 Our own country club! 1307 01:17:45,564 --> 01:17:47,896 I mean, can't you see that? 1308 01:17:51,537 --> 01:17:52,902 You know... 1309 01:17:55,541 --> 01:17:58,704 that's the problem with your whole generation. 1310 01:17:58,911 --> 01:18:02,540 You know, you all, you don't believe in nothing. 1311 01:18:02,881 --> 01:18:05,941 But your father, he believed in something, Cal. 1312 01:18:07,119 --> 01:18:09,314 He believed and understood... 1313 01:18:09,688 --> 01:18:12,885 that something as simple as a little haircut... 1314 01:18:13,258 --> 01:18:16,489 could change the way a man felt on the inside. 1315 01:18:18,664 --> 01:18:20,655 My father died broke... 1316 01:18:21,767 --> 01:18:23,359 and frustrated... 1317 01:18:23,435 --> 01:18:25,903 trying to help everybody in this damn neighborhood. 1318 01:18:25,971 --> 01:18:27,063 Look! 1319 01:18:27,139 --> 01:18:30,370 Your daddy may not have had a whole lot of money... 1320 01:18:31,310 --> 01:18:32,902 but he was rich... 1321 01:18:33,011 --> 01:18:35,002 'cause he invested in people. 1322 01:18:35,447 --> 01:18:36,778 Well, what you think? 1323 01:18:36,849 --> 01:18:39,477 You think I'm the only one he gave a Job to? 1324 01:18:41,019 --> 01:18:44,113 No! That man opened up the doors... 1325 01:18:44,189 --> 01:18:48,182 to anybody and any knucklehead round here in the city of Chicago... 1326 01:18:48,260 --> 01:18:51,388 that wanted to come down here and make something out they self. 1327 01:18:51,463 --> 01:18:53,397 Gave them the opportunity to be somebody! 1328 01:18:53,465 --> 01:18:55,899 A licensed, professional barber. 1329 01:18:57,803 --> 01:19:01,500 Now, me, myself personally... 1330 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,999 I wouldn't have gave half these bail-Jumpers the opportunity. 1331 01:19:06,578 --> 01:19:10,378 But it just hard enough, you sitting there trying to cut some head... 1332 01:19:10,449 --> 01:19:13,316 and gotta worry 'bout this fool trying to shank you. 1333 01:19:13,385 --> 01:19:16,445 But let me tell you something. At the end of the day.... 1334 01:19:17,589 --> 01:19:21,423 At the end of the day, I was glad I was here. 1335 01:19:23,629 --> 01:19:24,857 And now you. 1336 01:19:30,669 --> 01:19:32,000 They know? 1337 01:19:35,607 --> 01:19:36,596 No. 1338 01:19:39,812 --> 01:19:41,939 Well, you gonna have to tell them. 1339 01:19:42,014 --> 01:19:43,641 Don't look at me. 1340 01:20:00,299 --> 01:20:01,288 Yo, Cal. 1341 01:20:03,535 --> 01:20:06,971 You got some nerve bringing your ass back around here. 1342 01:20:07,639 --> 01:20:09,334 I got the Job. 1343 01:20:09,408 --> 01:20:11,876 Now I can put my little girl in real day care. 1344 01:20:11,944 --> 01:20:16,438 My sister-in-law was keeping her. She's a crackhead and I can't have that. 1345 01:20:18,183 --> 01:20:19,377 Thanks, Cal. 1346 01:20:19,451 --> 01:20:21,043 Keep the change. 1347 01:20:22,054 --> 01:20:23,385 Yo, Lamar. 1348 01:20:27,559 --> 01:20:29,288 No charge. - No, no. 1349 01:20:29,361 --> 01:20:32,057 No, Calvin, you keep that, man. I know you need it. 1350 01:20:32,130 --> 01:20:34,758 Congratulations on your new Job, man. 1351 01:20:35,601 --> 01:20:37,330 Looking good for a change. 1352 01:20:38,503 --> 01:20:40,596 Take it easy. - Thanks, Cal. 1353 01:20:41,073 --> 01:20:42,165 Good night. 1354 01:20:55,587 --> 01:20:57,487 Come on. Your drop. 1355 01:20:57,556 --> 01:20:59,820 I'm only saying he's a cripple. 1356 01:20:59,892 --> 01:21:03,760 He's not crippled. He's cute. Tell his mama to set me up. 1357 01:21:03,829 --> 01:21:05,490 Hey, yo, listen up, everybody. 1358 01:21:05,564 --> 01:21:06,724 What? - All right. 1359 01:21:06,798 --> 01:21:08,561 Hold on, listen. Yo, Fred. 1360 01:21:08,634 --> 01:21:10,829 Listen up. 1361 01:21:12,504 --> 01:21:16,668 I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, that... 1362 01:21:18,377 --> 01:21:20,311 I appreciate everybody in here. 1363 01:21:20,379 --> 01:21:23,280 We appreciate you having us, Calvin. - I'm serious. 1364 01:21:23,348 --> 01:21:25,782 Now hold up, I'm serious. - Give us a raise now. 1365 01:21:25,851 --> 01:21:28,376 I appreciate everything you guys do for the shop. 1366 01:21:28,453 --> 01:21:32,719 I know some of the customers don't leave tips like they supposed to. 1367 01:21:32,891 --> 01:21:37,453 And if I had the money, I'd tip you guys myself. 1368 01:21:37,562 --> 01:21:39,587 Big C, what's wrong, dude? 1369 01:21:42,701 --> 01:21:44,601 We're gonna be closing up the shop today. 1370 01:21:44,670 --> 01:21:46,535 What? - Why, Calvin? 1371 01:21:46,605 --> 01:21:49,165 You mean closing early? - What you mean by "today"? 1372 01:21:49,241 --> 01:21:50,708 We only got about a hour. 1373 01:21:50,776 --> 01:21:52,471 You guys are not hearing me. 1374 01:21:52,544 --> 01:21:55,741 When I took this shop over two years ago, I didn't know what I had. 1375 01:21:56,848 --> 01:21:59,373 I was young. I didn't know. 1376 01:21:59,451 --> 01:22:01,544 Hold tight, man. What you trying to say? 1377 01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:03,485 Eddie, what you doing, man? 1378 01:22:04,957 --> 01:22:06,857 What's going on? 1379 01:22:08,694 --> 01:22:10,161 I sold the shop. 1380 01:22:10,228 --> 01:22:11,217 You what? 1381 01:22:11,296 --> 01:22:13,856 You sold the shop? - You don't own the shop no more? 1382 01:22:13,932 --> 01:22:16,958 I don't understand. - He said he sold the shop, Dinka. 1383 01:22:17,035 --> 01:22:19,868 This is your shop, man. Your family built this shop. 1384 01:22:19,938 --> 01:22:22,873 Can't nobody run this shop like you, boy. - For real, man. 1385 01:22:24,209 --> 01:22:26,109 Why you ain't tell us? 1386 01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:30,641 Who are we gonna be working for? 1387 01:22:32,951 --> 01:22:34,976 Like I was saying, that... 1388 01:22:38,256 --> 01:22:40,747 when I close the shop tonight... 1389 01:22:42,661 --> 01:22:43,787 it's closing for good. 1390 01:22:43,862 --> 01:22:46,592 Calvin, please. Calvin, don't do this. 1391 01:22:46,665 --> 01:22:48,656 Eddie, can I talk to you, man? Eddie? 1392 01:22:50,268 --> 01:22:51,667 Hey, Eddie! 1393 01:22:56,408 --> 01:22:58,171 I still don't understand. 1394 01:22:58,243 --> 01:23:00,973 Go home! Just go home. It's over. 1395 01:23:01,947 --> 01:23:04,575 I didn't mean that, man. Just pack up. 1396 01:23:04,950 --> 01:23:06,144 Go home. 1397 01:23:06,752 --> 01:23:09,346 No warning? That's it? 1398 01:23:09,421 --> 01:23:13,687 Let's just be out, man. Let's just be out. - That's foul, Joe. I'm outta here. 1399 01:23:13,759 --> 01:23:15,920 Cal, you could have told us. 1400 01:23:16,395 --> 01:23:18,659 I don't believe this. - Why? 1401 01:23:19,431 --> 01:23:20,864 Oh, no! - Police! 1402 01:23:20,932 --> 01:23:22,092 Nobody move! 1403 01:23:27,973 --> 01:23:29,770 Get him up and get him out. 1404 01:23:30,075 --> 01:23:31,303 Hold on, man! 1405 01:23:32,210 --> 01:23:33,734 Wait a minute! Shut up! 1406 01:23:33,812 --> 01:23:35,746 You just stay right there! 1407 01:23:35,814 --> 01:23:37,338 What did he do? 1408 01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:39,380 Let's go. - Hey, Rick! 1409 01:23:39,451 --> 01:23:40,918 I ain't do nothing! 1410 01:23:43,422 --> 01:23:45,583 Hey, that ain't even necessary right there! 1411 01:23:45,891 --> 01:23:48,382 Williams, can I talk to you? That shit ain't necessary! 1412 01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:51,623 Don't worry, I'll get back at you. Let me get him squared away. 1413 01:23:51,696 --> 01:23:54,961 Rick! Call me soon as they let you use a phone. 1414 01:24:15,821 --> 01:24:17,311 Hey, what's up, J.D.? 1415 01:24:18,523 --> 01:24:20,423 Where the hell you been, man? 1416 01:24:20,525 --> 01:24:22,356 At the barbershop. - All day? 1417 01:24:27,065 --> 01:24:28,828 You got a cut. - Yeah. 1418 01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:32,495 Yeah, man, I wanted to get braided, but you know Terri, she be tripping. 1419 01:24:32,571 --> 01:24:35,870 Right, who lined you up? - It was Jimmy who did.... 1420 01:24:36,141 --> 01:24:39,338 Come on, man! What you doing? 1421 01:24:39,911 --> 01:24:41,674 Braiding your hair, sucker! 1422 01:24:41,746 --> 01:24:42,735 Stop playing. 1423 01:24:42,814 --> 01:24:45,044 Stop. You better stop playing. 1424 01:24:45,117 --> 01:24:46,744 What you learn at the barbershop? 1425 01:24:46,818 --> 01:24:49,651 Man, I learned a lot, man. - What about the police, man? 1426 01:24:49,721 --> 01:24:51,780 Man, they know what's up. 1427 01:24:51,857 --> 01:24:54,792 They came up in there, like, 10 deep, man! 20, boom! 1428 01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:57,727 "Get up against the wall!" - Hold up, man, my foot! 1429 01:24:58,163 --> 01:25:00,529 Man, I'm tellin' you, it was like SWAT. 1430 01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:03,426 You serious? 1431 01:25:03,502 --> 01:25:07,461 Yeah, man. I wouldn't have made it alive if I hadn't done the shake move... 1432 01:25:07,539 --> 01:25:10,133 and, you know, I crept up outta there. 1433 01:25:12,010 --> 01:25:13,238 Hold on. 1434 01:25:14,980 --> 01:25:16,004 Hello? 1435 01:25:16,081 --> 01:25:18,709 Hey, I got ask you a question. - Who this? 1436 01:25:18,783 --> 01:25:20,614 Ricky, fat ass, and guess where I'm at. 1437 01:25:21,486 --> 01:25:24,387 What's up, dog? - It's the last place I'm gonna be for life. 1438 01:25:25,724 --> 01:25:27,487 What you talking about, player? 1439 01:25:27,559 --> 01:25:31,325 I'm taIking about that smash-and-grab with that ATM the other night. 1440 01:25:31,396 --> 01:25:33,660 The same night you borrowed my truck. 1441 01:25:34,499 --> 01:25:36,729 I been calling you all day about the bumper. 1442 01:25:36,801 --> 01:25:38,826 Now they got photos of the plate. 1443 01:25:38,904 --> 01:25:40,633 And they traced it back to me. 1444 01:25:40,705 --> 01:25:41,797 A two-time loser. 1445 01:25:41,873 --> 01:25:44,899 Ricky, did you just say "two-time loser"? 1446 01:25:45,410 --> 01:25:47,105 As in, your third strike? 1447 01:25:47,179 --> 01:25:48,168 Yeah. 1448 01:25:53,685 --> 01:25:55,380 You're going to Jail for life, player! 1449 01:25:55,453 --> 01:25:58,320 And when you do get out, I'm going to be long gone! 1450 01:25:58,857 --> 01:26:00,654 Hey, don't drop the soap! 1451 01:26:00,725 --> 01:26:02,693 Come on, player. - What'd he say, man? 1452 01:26:02,761 --> 01:26:03,785 What we gonna do? 1453 01:26:03,862 --> 01:26:05,853 We going crack this piggy bank and get paid. 1454 01:26:10,268 --> 01:26:11,963 Man, let me tell you something. 1455 01:26:12,037 --> 01:26:15,404 Just 'cause you go to some fancy college don't make you better than me. 1456 01:26:15,473 --> 01:26:16,963 Don't make you better than no one. 1457 01:26:17,042 --> 01:26:21,035 I probably won't ever even go to school, but I'm gonna do something with my life. 1458 01:26:21,112 --> 01:26:24,206 I'm gonna have me a business. I'm opening up a shop. 1459 01:26:24,482 --> 01:26:26,677 And despite what you may think... 1460 01:26:26,751 --> 01:26:29,515 I ain't pretending to be someone I saw on TV. 1461 01:26:29,588 --> 01:26:31,215 This is who I am. 1462 01:26:31,923 --> 01:26:35,882 And whether you like it or not, I'm gonna be like this tomorrow. 1463 01:26:52,110 --> 01:26:54,101 All right, man, let's see it. 1464 01:26:54,179 --> 01:26:55,168 See what? 1465 01:26:55,247 --> 01:26:58,648 You're saying this is who you are. This is who you'll be, right? 1466 01:26:58,717 --> 01:26:59,945 So, prove it. 1467 01:27:01,019 --> 01:27:02,145 Hook me up. 1468 01:27:07,999 --> 01:27:09,523 All right. 1469 01:28:13,164 --> 01:28:14,426 Okay. 1470 01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:16,899 That's not bad. 1471 01:28:20,605 --> 01:28:22,402 Actually, it's pretty good. 1472 01:28:28,279 --> 01:28:32,010 Hey, man, I shouldn't have disrespected you like that, in front of everybody. 1473 01:28:32,083 --> 01:28:35,575 Nah, it's cool, man. I'm actually kind of glad you came to your senses. 1474 01:28:35,653 --> 01:28:38,213 Why is that? - 'Cause I was running outta insults. 1475 01:28:45,430 --> 01:28:47,489 Thank you. - You're welcome. 1476 01:29:22,834 --> 01:29:24,062 Thanks, baby. 1477 01:29:32,777 --> 01:29:35,610 So, I guess you can invest in that studio now. 1478 01:29:42,086 --> 01:29:43,417 Look, Calvin.... 1479 01:29:44,455 --> 01:29:46,446 I'll support you. You know that. 1480 01:29:47,625 --> 01:29:49,320 If it's a studio, fine. 1481 01:29:49,727 --> 01:29:53,390 You want to sell used hubcaps, or I don't know... 1482 01:29:53,464 --> 01:29:56,900 thong underwear, whatever, I'm with you. You know that. 1483 01:29:57,602 --> 01:29:59,433 Whatever it is you do... 1484 01:30:00,204 --> 01:30:02,604 make it mean something to you. 1485 01:30:03,074 --> 01:30:07,909 And, if it doesn't work out, you know, you can always just go work for my uncle. 1486 01:30:09,681 --> 01:30:11,546 You know I can't stand your uncle. 1487 01:30:11,616 --> 01:30:15,677 And he can't stand you, but he'll give you a Job as a favor to me. 1488 01:30:38,810 --> 01:30:40,937 Where are you going? - Be right back. 1489 01:30:58,963 --> 01:31:00,794 Thanks for bringing my coat. 1490 01:31:04,936 --> 01:31:06,198 I didn't do it. 1491 01:31:06,571 --> 01:31:10,268 If I thought you did it, I would have never bailed you out. 1492 01:31:11,476 --> 01:31:15,173 And I damn sure wouldn't be out here freezing my balls off. 1493 01:31:17,381 --> 01:31:18,871 Let's go, man. 1494 01:31:23,321 --> 01:31:26,722 Why'd Williams come get you, man? - My cousin did this to me. 1495 01:31:26,791 --> 01:31:29,225 Your cousin? - J.D. did this to me. 1496 01:31:29,594 --> 01:31:31,562 Man, that dude is crazy. 1497 01:31:32,964 --> 01:31:34,261 Don't worry about him no more. 1498 01:31:34,332 --> 01:31:36,766 People like that always get theirs in the end. 1499 01:31:36,834 --> 01:31:39,928 That's right. You know what? I'm gonna make sure that he get his. 1500 01:31:40,004 --> 01:31:41,301 Don't go there with that. 1501 01:31:41,372 --> 01:31:44,273 What you talking about? I ain't going let a fool roll over me. 1502 01:31:44,342 --> 01:31:47,402 You've come too far, did too many things with your life... 1503 01:31:47,478 --> 01:31:50,572 to let him pull you back. - I ain't having this conversation. 1504 01:31:50,648 --> 01:31:52,639 Just drop me off at 79th. 1505 01:31:52,884 --> 01:31:54,715 You know what? Look. 1506 01:31:55,620 --> 01:31:57,281 Here. ls that what you want? 1507 01:31:57,355 --> 01:31:59,220 That's what I'm talking 'bout. 1508 01:31:59,290 --> 01:32:01,815 Yeah, it came out your.... It dropped out your locker. 1509 01:32:01,893 --> 01:32:04,293 There you go, man. Go and throw your life away. 1510 01:32:04,362 --> 01:32:08,196 And throw away the bail money, all the money I put up for you. 1511 01:32:10,968 --> 01:32:14,028 You know what, Cal? Just pull over. 1512 01:32:14,438 --> 01:32:15,530 Pull over? 1513 01:32:15,606 --> 01:32:18,040 Yeah. - Okay. I'm gonna pull over. 1514 01:32:36,327 --> 01:32:37,851 Now you're using your head. 1515 01:32:37,929 --> 01:32:39,897 Yeah, whatever, man. Where we going? 1516 01:32:39,964 --> 01:32:42,262 We going to see Lester Wallace. 1517 01:32:43,367 --> 01:32:45,301 I'm gonna get my barbershop back. 1518 01:32:45,369 --> 01:32:49,601 You wait till I throw out my gun, and tell me we going to see Lester? 1519 01:32:50,274 --> 01:32:52,139 Man, we ain't even supposed to be in here. 1520 01:32:52,210 --> 01:32:55,236 I told you I used to work here, player. - That's "used to," J.D. 1521 01:32:55,313 --> 01:32:57,440 That means I still know what the hell I'm doing. 1522 01:32:57,515 --> 01:32:59,881 All right? Let me look at this. 1523 01:33:03,988 --> 01:33:05,717 Now, that's a fire! 1524 01:33:05,923 --> 01:33:07,413 Hell. - Give me that, let me! 1525 01:33:07,491 --> 01:33:10,983 Come on, I got it, dog. It just went out. I can start it again. 1526 01:33:11,062 --> 01:33:13,929 These used to be my tools, dog. This used to be my station. 1527 01:33:13,998 --> 01:33:17,934 You can't even click it right. - Clap your hands and stomp your feet. 1528 01:33:18,002 --> 01:33:19,629 Clap them. Stomp them! 1529 01:33:20,404 --> 01:33:21,632 Look at that! 1530 01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:23,668 Give it to me. Let me. 1531 01:33:23,741 --> 01:33:26,335 Come on! Billy! Give it to me! Billy, get. 1532 01:33:27,511 --> 01:33:28,944 What's your problem? 1533 01:33:29,013 --> 01:33:31,106 Why you always gotta push somebody, man? 1534 01:33:31,182 --> 01:33:33,013 I'm sick of this! - You want some of this? 1535 01:33:34,118 --> 01:33:36,086 I don't see Lester's car. 1536 01:33:36,153 --> 01:33:37,552 Hold tight. 1537 01:33:37,622 --> 01:33:40,250 That look like my grandmama truck right there. 1538 01:33:51,469 --> 01:33:54,632 Wait a minute. Don't open the door. ls it hers? 1539 01:33:56,841 --> 01:33:58,468 Hey, yo, Rick, hold up! 1540 01:33:58,809 --> 01:34:00,504 Gotta call some backup for us. 1541 01:34:00,578 --> 01:34:01,567 Yeah. 1542 01:34:03,948 --> 01:34:04,937 J.D.! 1543 01:34:05,716 --> 01:34:07,411 No, hey, Rick! No, man! 1544 01:34:07,485 --> 01:34:09,112 Hey! Get back! 1545 01:34:10,821 --> 01:34:12,413 Pretty Ricky! What's up baby? 1546 01:34:12,490 --> 01:34:15,584 How you like your chicken, Ricky? Original, or extra crispy? 1547 01:34:15,660 --> 01:34:16,854 Bitch! 1548 01:34:20,364 --> 01:34:22,025 What are you doing in my shop? 1549 01:34:22,099 --> 01:34:24,932 What's going on up in here? - I'm on your team! 1550 01:34:25,002 --> 01:34:28,062 What's going on? What are you doing in my shop? 1551 01:34:28,606 --> 01:34:30,597 I don't know what they doing here. 1552 01:34:30,675 --> 01:34:34,076 But you know what I'm here for. I want my shop back. 1553 01:34:34,578 --> 01:34:36,205 You got my money? 1554 01:34:37,281 --> 01:34:38,612 No. - What? 1555 01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:41,913 I had to use it help my man Ricky get out of Jail. 1556 01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:45,887 But I promise you that I'll get you all your money back. 1557 01:34:45,990 --> 01:34:48,117 Wait, let me get this right. 1558 01:34:48,392 --> 01:34:52,260 You come in here demanding to get back a barbershop that you don't have anymore. 1559 01:34:52,330 --> 01:34:54,093 You don't have $40,000 to buy it back... 1560 01:34:54,165 --> 01:34:57,862 and you don't even have the $20,000 I gave you this morning? 1561 01:34:57,935 --> 01:34:59,266 Monk, this man is crazy. 1562 01:34:59,337 --> 01:35:00,634 Must be crazy, Mr. Wallace. 1563 01:35:00,705 --> 01:35:04,436 I told you, I'll get you your money back, but only $20,000. 1564 01:35:05,543 --> 01:35:07,773 If you got a problem with that... 1565 01:35:07,845 --> 01:35:11,246 I think Chicago PD might have a problem with this ATM machine... 1566 01:35:11,315 --> 01:35:15,183 sitting in the middle of your floor, 'cause they been lookin' for it all day. 1567 01:35:15,252 --> 01:35:17,015 What the hell is this? 1568 01:35:17,088 --> 01:35:20,580 Hold tight, Lester, you got bigger problems than that, dog. 1569 01:35:20,658 --> 01:35:23,149 Like them stolen car parts over there. 1570 01:35:23,227 --> 01:35:26,424 Somebody might mistake this place for a chop shop. 1571 01:35:28,099 --> 01:35:29,088 Monk! 1572 01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:30,895 Courage? What you going do? 1573 01:35:34,438 --> 01:35:36,463 You gonna have to use that on me, big boy. 1574 01:35:36,540 --> 01:35:38,974 It's like I said, I ain't going nowhere. 1575 01:35:39,043 --> 01:35:40,943 I got too much to lose. 1576 01:35:41,479 --> 01:35:44,642 Can't leave here without it. Simple and plain. 1577 01:35:45,449 --> 01:35:47,815 It's been in my family too long. 1578 01:35:48,819 --> 01:35:50,286 Forty years. 1579 01:35:51,389 --> 01:35:55,257 I can't just let you take it and turn it into some strip club. 1580 01:35:57,862 --> 01:35:59,523 What you wanna do? 1581 01:36:04,802 --> 01:36:07,293 Put your hands up! Put them up! 1582 01:36:07,605 --> 01:36:09,402 Calvin? Are you all right? 1583 01:36:12,877 --> 01:36:14,174 Am I all right? 1584 01:36:15,312 --> 01:36:16,301 Yeah. 1585 01:36:21,385 --> 01:36:23,182 I'm all right. - You sure? 1586 01:36:23,254 --> 01:36:24,551 I'm good. 1587 01:36:24,622 --> 01:36:27,090 There go the thugs you want over there. 1588 01:36:27,158 --> 01:36:29,786 Simmons, Fred. - These dudes are fine. 1589 01:36:31,862 --> 01:36:33,989 Come on man. We found that! 1590 01:36:35,332 --> 01:36:36,697 My dog. 1591 01:36:36,767 --> 01:36:40,225 Don't you ever do that shit again man. - Are you crazy? 1592 01:36:42,773 --> 01:36:44,263 How did we get out of that? 1593 01:36:44,341 --> 01:36:47,276 He wasn't going shoot nobody. He had on leather pants. 1594 01:36:47,344 --> 01:36:49,335 Yo, peep this out. - Yo, what's up? 1595 01:36:49,413 --> 01:36:52,712 You get a reward if you turn this in. Did you know that? 1596 01:36:52,783 --> 01:36:54,683 Yo! Detective Williams. 1597 01:36:54,752 --> 01:36:56,720 Remember who found this! 1598 01:37:01,792 --> 01:37:04,090 Ain't gonna be around here that long. 1599 01:37:04,161 --> 01:37:07,562 A couple more years, I'm gonna retire, and I'm gonna move to Arizona. 1600 01:37:07,631 --> 01:37:08,825 It's nice down there. 1601 01:37:08,899 --> 01:37:10,924 Black folks ought to boycott Arizona... 1602 01:37:11,001 --> 01:37:13,333 'cause they didn't recognize King's birthday. 1603 01:37:13,404 --> 01:37:15,497 Hold up, now, Fred. 1604 01:37:15,573 --> 01:37:18,633 Fred, do not get this fool started on Martin Luther King! 1605 01:37:18,709 --> 01:37:20,199 No, Calvin, let me tell it. 1606 01:37:20,277 --> 01:37:22,643 Now, Martin Luther King was a hoe! 1607 01:37:22,913 --> 01:37:24,642 No, he was a freak. Yeah. 1608 01:37:24,815 --> 01:37:26,806 He freaking everything and everybody! 1609 01:37:26,884 --> 01:37:31,082 So come King's birthday, I want everybody to take the day off and get your freak on. 1610 01:37:31,155 --> 01:37:33,453 Watch your mouth, Eddie! 1611 01:37:33,524 --> 01:37:36,823 Look, there are little kids over there. Let me see them report cards. 1612 01:37:36,894 --> 01:37:39,362 Calvin, you got that candy? I want a Now and Later! 1613 01:37:39,430 --> 01:37:41,057 No, let me see. Here you go. 1614 01:37:41,132 --> 01:37:44,863 That's you. And that's for you. Okay? Watch out. 1615 01:38:05,556 --> 01:38:06,545 Hey! 1616 01:38:07,124 --> 01:38:09,615 Look what I've got. - Excuse me! 1617 01:38:10,561 --> 01:38:13,792 What? - Who drank my goddamn apple juice? 1618 01:38:15,132 --> 01:38:19,091 Don't "oh" me! Jimmy, I knew it was you! That's why I spit in it. 1619 01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:32,600 Subs edited by Raymy www.ondertitels.nl 125286